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00:30From Sony Pictures Animation Edmonton, the North Pole, Earth's last true wilderness in this harsh land. Almost nothing can survive.
00:42Hello?
00:48Go away! There's nothing to see! That's not Santa's son! And I'm nothing else! There's nothing up here!
00:57Or down there. There's no army of 1.6 million elves planning the delivery of 2 billion gifts in one
01:04night. That's just a story for kids.
01:08Is he telling you about... It's brilliant! Christmas every day!
01:12It's not Arthur! I'm Arthur!
01:13He's not the son of Santa. Santa doesn't exist. And he's gone out anyway.
01:19Santa! Dad! It's my dad!
01:23And there is no gigantic flying sleigh doing practice maneuvers over the pole!
01:29Wow!
01:32Polar bear! In a hat!
01:35Huh?
01:36Where'd you come?
01:38Fuck yeah!
01:39Arthur, Christmas.
01:42Woo! Definitely no movie coming! No, no! No movie!
01:46Oh yes, there really is.
01:49Hmm.
01:54I don't even know about this.
02:00In a faraway land, there is a village filled with mysterious creatures who have lived happily for hundreds of years
02:10until today.
02:13Hello, Smurfs!
02:14Cargamel!
02:19I don't have to escape. Anybody breathe in this side?
02:23I'd go this way.
02:25There you look silly.
02:30Oh. My. Smurfs.
02:33Oh, look. I'm transported by Camelot.
02:36This way.
02:36All together now.
02:37Ah!
02:38Ah, my. Here.
02:44You'll not be fooled by their cuteness.
02:47Now it's all I do.
02:50Sorry.
02:51Of all the people on the planet, those magical little creatures came to us.
02:55No, this isn't happening.
02:57You're ticklish.
02:57What are you doing?
02:59Hi.
03:00Hi.
03:05And Sony Pictures Animation.
03:07Let me get this straight.
03:08You're being chased by an evil wizard.
03:10Smurf.
03:10Exactly.
03:11Stop saying smurf for everything.
03:13Smurf, any snurf, snurf, smurf.
03:15There's no call for that kind of language, laddie.
03:18No chase.
03:20Cargamel!
03:23Land in.
03:24He's on.
03:25I'm 546.
03:27I'm getting too old for this.
03:38I'm getting too old for this.
03:46Next please.
03:49Oh.
03:49Fuck.
03:54I can't get a rough bus.
04:00Oh.
04:03None of you find that song.
04:04Just the tiniest bit annoying.
04:05I find it annoying.
04:11Really?
04:13Oh.
04:15Oh.
04:16Since he was a little boy, Flint Markwood dreamed of being a famous inventor.
04:21Remote control television.
04:23The trouble was his inventions tended to be a unusual rapper.
04:30What's going on little guy?
04:34A guy like Flint never ever gives a shot.
04:41Hi Dad!
04:49And once again, he made an incredible discovery.
04:54Conversion of water into food.
04:57That was the power grid!
04:59Yes!
05:01This will change everything.
05:06From many adventures and Sony Pictures Animation.
05:18If you have a hunger for excitement,
05:25get an appetite for adventure.
05:29Prepare to get served.
05:33Mamma mia!
05:37Cloudy.
05:38A chance of money.
05:40Everything's made of jello!
05:43Ah!
05:44Belly Ball!
05:46Belly Ball!
05:48I didn't do that!
05:51I didn't do that!
05:53Look!
05:58Great!
06:05Have a great day!
06:07Maybe.
06:11Do it!
06:13Have a great day!
06:13Oh, my God.
07:10Oh, my God.
07:13Oh, my God.
07:43Oh, my God.
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