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00:00:01I won't bow down to a humble crown
00:00:04No borrowed prayers, no secret sound
00:00:07Today's the day to be
00:00:08Senior year, no more regrets before graduation
00:00:30With my own frame
00:00:33I stand on my own
00:00:40Sorry, excuse me
00:00:58Hey Chase
00:01:00Who?
00:01:02It's me, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:05Shoot, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:09Chase, I...
00:01:16I've been in love with you forever
00:01:18Since like, 10th grade
00:01:20When you won that district contest
00:01:23I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but
00:01:26Will you be my boyfriend?
00:01:33Sure, sure
00:01:36For real?
00:01:42Come here, babe
00:01:44Here we go
00:01:56Surprise, nerd
00:01:58Clement!
00:02:01Whoa, Clement!
00:02:03Yo!
00:02:06Whoa, Clement!
00:02:07What?
00:02:08Yo!
00:02:09Oh my God
00:02:10I just confessed to the school cycle
00:02:12Watch out
00:02:13I'm Pho Clement
00:02:16Juvenile delinquent
00:02:21I'm not going down
00:02:22Dangerous and violent
00:02:24One, two, three
00:02:25One, two, three
00:02:26One, two, three
00:02:28One, two, three
00:02:29In desperate need of anger management classes
00:02:31...
00:02:33...
00:02:34...
00:02:58Capital A for A-hole.
00:03:02Bo Clemence made it his mission to torment the nerd, me, my life, and the Devil's Playroom.
00:03:11I could have sworn I saw Chase come in here.
00:03:15Shit.
00:03:16I'm sorry, Bo.
00:03:17Wrong guy.
00:03:18Sorry!
00:03:19Hold up.
00:03:20I've been in love with you forever since, like, I'm praying when you won that district contest.
00:03:26I know this is coming out of nowhere, but...
00:03:28Forever?
00:03:30Since 10th grade?
00:03:32Relate it!
00:03:34Relate it!
00:03:35Relate that right now!
00:03:38What?
00:03:39What?
00:03:40What?
00:03:41Huh?
00:03:42Ah!
00:03:44Ah!
00:03:45Ah!
00:03:46Ah!
00:03:46Ah!
00:03:48Ah!
00:03:49Ah!
00:03:51Ah!
00:03:51Ah!
00:03:52Ah!
00:03:52Ah!
00:03:53Ah!
00:03:54Ah!
00:03:58Ah!
00:04:12What did you think was going to happen, girlfriend?
00:04:18Damn it.
00:04:20I'm not your girlfriend.
00:04:22I thought you were one of the smart ones.
00:04:24Chemistry genius or something?
00:04:26I didn't realize you flunked out of basic observation.
00:04:29This is the wrong hypothesis with the wrong guy.
00:04:32For the record, even if every guy on Earth got dead tomorrow, I still wouldn't date you.
00:04:37Oh, relax, nerd.
00:04:39Even if every other girl on Earth died right now, I'd still rather swing the other way than get with
00:04:43you.
00:04:47Hey, I bet Chase feels the same, too.
00:04:49I bet he'd rather be my boyfriend than yours.
00:04:53You're such an asshole!
00:04:54No!
00:04:54Oh!
00:04:56Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
00:05:02Do you need it?
00:05:06Are you gonna, are you gonna, are you gonna buy it?
00:05:11Oh!
00:05:12Watch it, four eyes!
00:05:14I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
00:05:17No!
00:05:29Hey, give those back.
00:05:31What, these?
00:05:46Those are prescription.
00:05:48So is your attitude, ugly.
00:05:51Max Maddock, aka Mad Max, and her sister squad of cheer bullies.
00:05:57If Bo's on a mission to toy with nerds, she and her minions are out for blood.
00:06:02Please.
00:06:07Let me go, Max.
00:06:08You really think some guy's gonna touch you?
00:06:12Maybe if he's desperate.
00:06:15Definitely blind.
00:06:17Oh, sisters, how can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:36S-T-R-I-P.
00:06:40Exactly!
00:06:41R-I-P, nerd.
00:06:43Strip her.
00:06:44No!
00:06:46Stop!
00:06:50Stop!
00:06:51Stop!
00:06:52No!
00:07:06No!
00:07:08No!
00:07:08It's me!
00:07:11No!
00:07:12No!
00:07:13Ha!
00:07:17That's better.
00:07:19Off you go.
00:07:21No!
00:07:24Go.
00:07:35My nose!
00:07:53Oh, look at you.
00:08:20Great.
00:08:21First, I confessed to the wrong guy, and now I'm called a slut when I haven't even kissed anyone yet.
00:08:47Hi, Mom. I'm sorry.
00:08:51I'll do better next time, I promise.
00:08:56I'm sorry.
00:08:57No way.
00:08:58Oh, Clement. The biker psycho's actually a mommy's boy?
00:09:05He's still an asshole, Phoebe. You recorded your most embarrassing moment and humiliated you.
00:09:09I've been in love with you forever. Since like...
00:09:11Forever?
00:09:12Who made it? Who made them?
00:09:15I've had enough today. Time for payback.
00:09:35You've got to be fucking kidding me.
00:09:38I...
00:09:39I...
00:09:39It's not what it looks like.
00:09:41Really?
00:09:42What?
00:09:43Because it looks a hell of a lot like...
00:09:45You're just recording it.
00:09:50Your call cannot be completed at this time. The number you have dialed is no longer in service.
00:09:55Don't wait for me!
00:09:57Don't wait for me!
00:09:59If me...
00:10:00Your fucking phone.
00:10:01Phillips.
00:10:10No!
00:10:11No!
00:10:22You don't get to be mad.
00:10:23You recorded me first.
00:10:25You stalked me into the boys locker room. You are bad shit fucking crazy.
00:10:31Well, I wanted you to feel what it's like being recorded as wha-
00:10:35Delete it.
00:10:36Now.
00:10:37Or I swear.
00:10:39Swear what?
00:10:40You're gonna hit me?
00:10:43Big man Bo Clement.
00:10:57No!
00:11:03Oh!
00:11:11No!
00:11:22Oh, my God.
00:11:31Phoebe.
00:11:33Phoebe!
00:11:35What the fuck?
00:11:56Come on, Smart Mouth.
00:11:57Talk to me.
00:11:59Come on.
00:12:01Phoebe.
00:12:02Phoebe.
00:12:03Phoebe, please talk to me.
00:12:04Stay with me.
00:12:23I'm sorry.
00:12:24I'm sorry.
00:12:25I'm sorry.
00:12:32Jesus.
00:12:33Fuck.
00:12:37You scared the shit out of me.
00:12:42What?
00:12:43What did you do?
00:12:46You almost drowned in the pool, idiot.
00:12:49And thank God I knew CPI.
00:12:52You put your lips on me?
00:12:59Have you felt my boobs?
00:13:02What the fuck?
00:13:06Have you felt my boobs?
00:13:09What the fuck?
00:13:10Are you?
00:13:11I felt you...
00:13:14I was...
00:13:14I was saving you.
00:13:16I would rather die than fill you up.
00:13:18Okay?
00:13:18That was my first kiss, you asshole!
00:13:22You consider that a kiss?
00:13:24Consider it charity.
00:13:27And the next time you're recording something, just don't get stuck in a pool, genius.
00:13:38You recorded me first!
00:13:39You're the first!
00:13:41Asshole.
00:13:53Yeah?
00:13:54Huh?
00:13:57Two for one deal.
00:13:58You get saved and kissed by an asshole.
00:14:01You're very welcome.
00:14:08You touched me without my confidence!
00:14:12Whoa, whoa!
00:14:13What are you taking me for?
00:14:14A perv?
00:14:15Yeah.
00:14:16I'd rather drown a little perv like you touched me.
00:14:19You probably did it on purpose.
00:14:21Yeah!
00:14:31Oh, shit!
00:14:45Oh, shit!
00:14:46I must have left it in the laundry bag again and grabbed it with my sweater this morning.
00:14:54You?
00:14:57Okay, so this is why you call me a pair of projection, huh?
00:15:01Wait, does that have a name? Wait, wait, wait, don't tell me. Let me guess. Chase.
00:15:06Oh, my God.
00:15:08Shut up! Give him breath!
00:15:10Uh-uh.
00:15:12So much for a miss, I've never been kissed before.
00:15:14If I was Chase, I'd be flattered to be some nerdy virgin's ultimate wet dream.
00:15:21What?
00:15:28What?
00:15:31What?
00:15:36What?
00:15:38What?
00:15:40What?
00:15:40What?
00:15:41Not me.
00:15:42What not?
00:15:54What?
00:16:01Because I will show everyone this.
00:16:05I will.
00:16:12What happens if I post this and caption it?
00:16:15Bo Clement.
00:16:17Crybaby mommy's boy.
00:16:19You?
00:16:19You tell on me.
00:16:20I post this.
00:16:22We both go down together.
00:16:24Yeah.
00:16:25It's in the cloud.
00:16:26Nothing you can do about it.
00:16:29Hmm.
00:16:30You're pushing it.
00:16:31Okay.
00:16:38What are you going to do?
00:16:42What are you going to do?
00:16:45What are you going to do?
00:16:49Hey.
00:16:50Hey.
00:16:52Eyes up here?
00:16:56You delete that.
00:17:00i don't tell on you okay and i'll throw in any favor okay since i saved you with my hands
00:17:09and
00:17:09my mouth without your consent how's that for a deal you're not taking me for a joke are you
00:17:19what kind of person do you think i am someone who bullies me for fun someone who threatens me
00:17:27every chance they get finally you get a taste of your own poison
00:17:35how's that for a change
00:17:39well maybe you should learn to tell the difference on i'm actually being nice
00:17:43take it or don't
00:17:48okay
00:17:51make me popular for chase that's the favorite
00:17:56i'm sorry what you want me to what that that is not a favor that is that is a miracle
00:18:02okay
00:18:03oh my god natural curls big glasses on the daily body not exactly a fault
00:18:13oh my god that's mean
00:18:17chase thompson huh golden boy captain of the swim team what do cliches turn you on
00:18:28you know you can do better especially considering how horny you actually are
00:18:40shut the hell up
00:18:50take it or leave it i'm done being nice to you you know i bet myself never getting laid for
00:18:55the rest of my life that chase would never fall for a girl like you okay
00:19:03i do like a challenge and getting a nerd like you to become someone that chase couldn't resist
00:19:11that sounds like fun
00:19:14you delete the video i make you irresistible
00:19:17i do
00:19:19still
00:19:19still
00:19:25Deal.
00:19:50Yeah.
00:19:51Yeah.
00:19:53Yeah.
00:19:55Yeah.
00:20:36I'm so in love with you, my beautiful princess.
00:21:18You've never been for ourselves since, don't you?
00:21:47No, Phoebe Phillips, you like Chase, Prince Charming on a white horse.
00:21:51Not assholes on stupid bikes.
00:22:11Oh, jeez.
00:22:16I'm sorry.
00:22:17I'm sorry.
00:22:18I'm sorry.
00:22:25Chase.
00:22:27Phoebe, right?
00:22:29Hey, um, you gonna come to Mr. Eldridge's function this weekend?
00:22:32You know, he does it every year.
00:22:33It's way too cool.
00:22:34Yes.
00:22:35Yes, of course.
00:22:37You'll be there, so I'll be there.
00:22:38I mean, yes.
00:22:41I'm going.
00:22:42Great.
00:22:44I'll see you then.
00:22:51See you then.
00:22:53Oh, no.
00:22:54How am I supposed to show up to a ball looking like this?
00:23:00Shit.
00:23:01Yikes.
00:23:03Look at you.
00:23:04Total train wreck.
00:23:10Bo, you have to help me.
00:23:12How am I supposed to face Chase at the Eldridge's function looking exactly like a train wreck?
00:23:21Fine.
00:23:22Fine.
00:23:24Looks like I'm cursed.
00:23:25Stuck with a desperate girlfriend because of some stupid deal.
00:23:28Hey.
00:23:31What are you doing?
00:23:33Put me down.
00:23:34Oh, shut up.
00:23:34The makeover starts now.
00:24:13Is he about to say I'm beautiful without my glasses?
00:24:17Is this one of those moments?
00:24:22Is this one of those moments?
00:24:29No.
00:24:31The movie's lied.
00:24:33You look the same, unfortunately.
00:24:35Clichés, no miracles.
00:24:38What the fuck?
00:24:49Her eyes really are stunning.
00:25:10Bo, can you come in, please?
00:25:12I need help tying my dress.
00:25:25Here?
00:25:27Yeah.
00:25:30The Eldridge thing.
00:25:32You're going too, right?
00:25:37Please, I'll be so nervous alone.
00:25:41Short.
00:25:43Yes!
00:25:45Great.
00:25:46Um, I'll leave.
00:25:47I'm finishing up.
00:25:48Right.
00:25:48Go, go, go, go.
00:25:57Bro, you still there?
00:26:15I'll be there.
00:26:26I'll be there.
00:26:27I'll be there.
00:26:30I'll be there.
00:26:33Bro, you actually showed up.
00:26:34I thought you hated fancy and pretty.
00:26:36Still do.
00:26:59Shit.
00:27:01Can't say hey pretty.
00:27:05Whoa.
00:27:08No.
00:27:08Is that the chemistry class nerd?
00:27:10That cannot be Phoebe Phillips.
00:27:13Shut the front door.
00:27:14No effing way.
00:27:20Breathe.
00:27:21Don't faint.
00:27:22Don't throw up.
00:27:22Don't trip.
00:27:24Please don't trip.
00:27:26Hey.
00:27:27You made it.
00:27:29You look.
00:27:34Unbelievable.
00:27:35You too.
00:27:35You always do.
00:27:37I mean, how could you not?
00:27:38Hair.
00:27:39Face.
00:27:39Suit.
00:27:40The teeth.
00:27:41All of it.
00:27:43Good job.
00:27:44Good job.
00:27:44Good job.
00:27:45Relax, Phoebs.
00:27:47You know this isn't a quiz, right?
00:27:49Phoebs.
00:27:50Ooh.
00:27:51Now I sound like a cool kid.
00:27:53I wish it were as easy as a quiz.
00:27:55So no one would drown in my cringe.
00:27:56But then, you know I'd resuscitate you.
00:28:00Cause that's the perks of being a swim team captain.
00:28:03I'm life saving certified.
00:28:15Oh my god, Phoe.
00:28:17I always found you hot, but this fancy suit look is another level.
00:28:21I find you just the same.
00:28:30What the actual fuck?
00:28:40Well, well, St. Vincent High's resident bookworm finally grew legs.
00:28:46Good job.
00:28:48I guess I missed the makeover of the century.
00:28:51I always knew you were a little attention whore.
00:28:53Max, stop.
00:28:54It's okay, Chase.
00:28:56Leave me alone, Max.
00:28:58Don't populate girls like you have better things to do.
00:29:00Why are you wasting your energy on little old meat?
00:29:05Do you want me to give you another makeover right now?
00:29:08Like I did before?
00:29:17No!
00:29:22Yeah.
00:29:23You know, whoever polished you up didn't do a bad job.
00:29:26I mean, they didn't fix how you walk and quack.
00:29:30You know, an ugly duck in a pretty dress is what?
00:29:33A duck?
00:29:34Is that the best you can do?
00:29:36I was gonna say, still ugly as fuck.
00:29:39Oh, bird!
00:29:40Did you just knock it off, Max?
00:29:41Hey, shut the fuck up, Chase!
00:29:45Tell me, Phillips, when this is over and the lights come back on, you're gonna go crawling back to your
00:29:52usual corner?
00:29:53You know, I've known a lot of wannabe sluts just like you.
00:29:57And as long as you keep putting out, some guy will eventually notice you.
00:30:02Oh, shit!
00:30:06I'm just trying to remind you of where you belong.
00:30:10The bottom of the food chain, bitch.
00:30:14You're right.
00:30:15I do need a reminder.
00:30:19I do need a reminder.
00:30:21And I'll make sure everyone else here gets one, too.
00:30:25Enlighten me, please.
00:30:28You make everyone feel like trash just so you can feel tall.
00:30:31How cliche, Max.
00:30:32What, you think you're Regina George or something?
00:30:34More plastic.
00:30:35Much less iconic.
00:30:37Yes.
00:30:37And something nastier than a bus is gonna hit you very soon.
00:30:41Eldridge Winter Function serving mean girls.
00:30:45Alright, get her ass.
00:30:46Maybe.
00:30:48After you're hit with these hands.
00:30:51But it's okay.
00:30:53You can have your five minutes of fame.
00:30:55Here's some charity.
00:30:57Go ahead and recite another one of your periodic table insults like I give a fuck.
00:31:01Seriously.
00:31:02Yeah.
00:31:03I'm a nerd.
00:31:04I love chemistry.
00:31:06And I hid behind my glasses and books thinking bullies like you would stop once you grew up and got
00:31:12smarter.
00:31:15Wishful thinking.
00:31:17Pathetic?
00:31:17I know.
00:31:19But I'd still rather be that girl than some bitchy teen who peaked at 16.
00:31:24Wow.
00:31:24Good job.
00:31:25Good job.
00:31:26Who will call selling her feet pics at 28?
00:31:28Her career eventually.
00:31:30Holy shit.
00:31:34Okay, what the fuck did you just say to me?
00:31:36Seriously.
00:31:37Okay, are you done?
00:31:38Okay, why don't you relax and just go take a hike.
00:31:40And leave her alone.
00:31:42For once.
00:31:43Oh my god.
00:31:44I'm gonna pass out.
00:31:45In front of everyone.
00:31:47On the best night of my life.
00:31:50This isn't over.
00:31:53Have a good night.
00:31:59I came here to impress a boy.
00:32:02But I might leave having impressed myself.
00:32:17Okay, so like I said.
00:32:19If someone sees us.
00:32:20Code word.
00:32:21Word.
00:32:23Oh jeez.
00:32:24Oh my god.
00:32:25I'm gonna throw up.
00:32:26Max isn't used to be nuclear.
00:32:29Sink bump for the...
00:32:31I'll go verge.
00:32:34Okay.
00:32:35Okay.
00:32:37Perfect.
00:32:39Now, let it set for now.
00:32:45Great.
00:32:47Teenage terrorism.
00:32:55Man.
00:32:57You know Mr. Eldridge is so generous?
00:33:00Hosting us high schoolers in this mansion of his every year.
00:33:04St. Vincent is lucky to have his name on our school board.
00:33:08And Mrs. Eldridge gave me a special grant for my little lab research.
00:33:12Kinda don't want to embarrass myself in front of her tonight.
00:33:24Ooh!
00:33:26You want some?
00:33:28And a toast.
00:33:30For the courage to not embarrass ourselves.
00:33:36Slow.
00:33:40Slow.
00:33:41Yeah.
00:33:42Sure.
00:33:43Courage.
00:33:45Love courage.
00:33:48You can do this Phoebe.
00:33:50Don't be lying.
00:33:51It's just like Kool-Aid.
00:33:53There you go.
00:34:00Whoa.
00:34:02Whoa.
00:34:03Easy there.
00:34:03Dude!
00:34:04You okay Phoebs?
00:34:06Is this legal?
00:34:09Not exactly.
00:34:18You?
00:34:19Come with me.
00:34:20What do you want Clement?
00:34:22Move.
00:34:23Or you can find out.
00:34:25Stop it.
00:34:26Both of you.
00:34:27This is a ball.
00:34:28Not a boxing ring.
00:34:38No!
00:34:39No, no, no, no, no!
00:34:40Shit!
00:34:41My dress!
00:34:43Are you fucking kidding me?
00:34:47Press the game, buddy.
00:34:49Not funny!
00:34:53You happy now?
00:34:54My night's ruined.
00:35:03I...
00:35:15I need a minute.
00:35:19Hey!
00:35:20She doesn't need your sorry ass right now.
00:35:23I'm not fucking asking.
00:35:25Go, go.
00:35:35No!
00:35:36That idiot.
00:35:37Dumbass.
00:35:38Asshole!
00:35:44So stupid!
00:35:57Why are you here?
00:35:59Get out.
00:36:01I need clean up too.
00:36:05This is a bathroom, not your private princess chamber.
00:36:12Lee, get out.
00:36:14I'm not leaving, so calm down.
00:36:20Fine.
00:36:21Then enjoy the show.
00:36:26What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:36:29What the hell does it look like?
00:36:30You wouldn't leave, so be my guest.
00:36:37Be my guest too.
00:36:40What are you doing?
00:36:41Oh, didn't see that.
00:36:44I was here first.
00:36:45Get your own room.
00:36:47Yeah, well, I like this one.
00:36:52Well, you're a perv who felt me up.
00:36:56At least I'm not dumb and naive enough to drown in a pool fishing for a kiss.
00:37:02You arrogant, conceited walking to Soss Room Stain.
00:37:07That's all you think about, isn't it?
00:37:09How you kissed me, touched me.
00:37:13I bet a perv like you touches himself to sleep at night thinking about that.
00:37:19I've seen everything there is to see.
00:37:21And for your information, there's not much to look at.
00:37:25So don't worry, baby girl.
00:37:28I'm not getting excited.
00:37:30And this ain't gonna happen even if you were on your knees begging for it.
00:37:36Oh, really?
00:37:37Mm-hmm.
00:38:06You think a little
00:38:07striptease is going to undo me?
00:38:09That's very cute.
00:38:11Very virgin of you.
00:38:30I dare you
00:38:31to touch me.
00:38:33Unless you're too chicken shit,
00:38:35even it's a payback.
00:39:02I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:04I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:06Then go on.
00:39:08Try me.
00:39:09Just because you're loud,
00:39:11I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:13I'm done.
00:39:14I'm standing in the fire.
00:39:16Now you don't know my fear.
00:39:19You don't write my down.
00:39:20Follow me.
00:39:21I've got something special planned.
00:39:27Follow me.
00:39:29I've got something special planned for you.
00:39:32That's Mrs. Eldridge's voice.
00:39:35Come on.
00:39:36Come on.
00:39:43My husband's talking to the St. Vincent principal.
00:39:48We have 20 minutes.
00:39:53You're mine now.
00:39:59Don't touch me.
00:40:08Saw her in the bedroom.
00:40:10Yeah.
00:40:11Makes sense.
00:40:18Yes, baby.
00:40:21Right there.
00:40:23Or baby.
00:40:25Are they seriously?
00:40:36Could you, uh...
00:40:44I don't think I could face Mrs. Eldridge anymore.
00:40:46The woman that gave me my lab grant?
00:40:48Her mom's gonna haunt me like nightmares.
00:41:07Stay still, Phoebe.
00:41:09I beg you.
00:41:17You said you weren't gonna get excited.
00:41:20But I've been feeling you the moment you both meet in here.
00:41:26Liar.
00:41:28Purp.
00:41:30Loser.
00:41:34You naughty, naughty boy.
00:41:53No.
00:41:54No, Phoebe.
00:41:56Why not?
00:41:58You're not yourself.
00:42:00You're drunk.
00:42:01No, I'm not.
00:42:04OK.
00:42:05Here we go.
00:42:07Hold on.
00:42:09Hold on.
00:42:10Hold on.
00:42:11What are you doing?
00:42:13I'm getting us out of here.
00:42:16Now put your arms around my neck.
00:42:24Do it, Mary. Hurry up.
00:42:30Would you rather stay here and listen to a real-life porno?
00:42:38So grab me and let the bad boy do his thing.
00:42:44Sure.
00:42:47Here we go.
00:42:54What? Who are you? How long have you been?
00:42:59Ma'am, you should let your husband know that these walls are too thin.
00:43:13Oh, I didn't get to say thank you for not taking it.
00:43:17Don't. Just, just don't thank me.
00:43:24Phoebe. Hey. I've been looking all over for you.
00:43:31Are you okay?
00:43:34Come on, Phoebe. Let's go. Come here. Come on.
00:43:48Okay. On three, we drench the ugly duckling.
00:43:52This will go viral.
00:43:57Let's go see what trash he's dancing with.
00:44:01Oh, hell no.
00:44:21Oh my god. What is that?
00:44:25It smells like a public restroom blew up.
00:44:28This is trashy-wee couture. Get it off me!
00:44:36Fun chemistry fact.
00:44:38The stench? That's ammonia.
00:44:40Meaning, you're sexually covered in piss feeling.
00:44:45Pissing Max.
00:44:46Mad, stinky Max.
00:44:57Oh my god, Belle. That's, like, kind of nice.
00:45:20Hey, Phoebs. Need a ride home?
00:45:28Um...
00:45:31Yeah, sure.
00:45:41Dude, you know it's first come, first serve.
00:45:53Oh my god.
00:45:53Hop in.
00:45:54I'll take you home.
00:45:57Oh my god!
00:45:59You were waiting for me!
00:46:01That's so sweet!
00:46:02I have no idea what that had.
00:46:04I...
00:46:05I got two hours.
00:46:07And then a shower.
00:46:08And then it was cold.
00:46:09And then it was a cold shower.
00:46:11And I was like, I've never taken a cold shower in my life.
00:46:13And I was like, do we have one?
00:46:14Just drive.
00:46:18Oh my god.
00:46:23That was fog.
00:46:25There's a function.
00:46:28I was the one who tripped Lana.
00:46:30You stink.
00:46:34Wait, that was you?
00:46:38What the fuck is this day?
00:46:42Fuck!
00:46:43They're both gonna pay for this!
00:46:48Fifth.
00:46:49Third order.
00:46:52The beasts.
00:46:59You look amazing!
00:47:01Dang, girl, you are such
00:47:02a badass at the winter ball!
00:47:05Wow!
00:47:07There she is.
00:47:08And you're Golden Girl.
00:47:10Golden Girl?
00:47:12Please, I just passed a pop quiz.
00:47:15Really? You know, because apparently half the school is obsessed with you now.
00:47:20I mean, I really can't blame them.
00:47:25Hey, um, you actually figure out the class?
00:47:29Yeah.
00:47:30The team's got the pool to ourselves.
00:47:32You should swing by.
00:47:34Wear a swimsuit.
00:47:36So I'm cute.
00:47:41Yeah, sure. I'll be there.
00:47:56What's wrong, please? Jump in!
00:47:59Okay, okay, fine.
00:48:01I, I just, I can't swim.
00:48:04I'm...
00:48:06I almost drowned the last time I was in.
00:48:10You're in good hands.
00:48:12You get who I am?
00:48:24Captain Thompson.
00:48:26Want to show everybody in the school that you're actually fast?
00:48:29Just fast and run in your mouth.
00:48:35You want to race me?
00:48:38You know, I'm always down to humbling the underachieving.
00:48:43Phoebe, want a time for us?
00:48:49Um...
00:48:50You're not to cry when you eat my wake.
00:48:53You're not to cry when you eat my wake.
00:49:04Start!
00:49:04Go, go, go!
00:49:09Go, go!
00:49:11Go, go, go!
00:49:13Go, go, go!
00:49:16Go, go!
00:49:16You, man, this could be our little secret.
00:49:19So could I know one's gonna hear it?
00:49:26TV
00:49:27TV
00:49:30TV
00:49:35Goodbye
00:49:36This could be our new secret
00:49:43Be our new secret
00:49:54Yo
00:49:59I want Phoebe deh, you saw it
00:50:02Wild Clement, you won
00:50:06That's good for you. The real winner is the guy against the girl.
00:50:21You were amazing, Chase.
00:50:25Yo, Chase.
00:50:26Good race, good race, man. You crushed it.
00:50:27Thanks, brother. Have a good one.
00:50:29See you boys tomorrow.
00:50:30You do early. Early.
00:50:31Alright.
00:50:45You done sulking yet, Michael Phelps?
00:50:49I can still see the steam coming off of you.
00:50:52Or are you just that petty?
00:50:58The loser got the towel as a consolation prize.
00:51:02Did you ever give one to Max at the winter ball?
00:51:08But the winner gets anything they ask for.
00:51:23Anything.
00:51:30Since the winner is too proud to claim his prize, I guess just forget about it.
00:51:49Well then, I'm claiming it now.
00:51:55What do you want?
00:52:00You are gonna...
00:52:14Tutor me.
00:52:18that's it
00:52:20what
00:52:22disappointed
00:52:25fine
00:52:27you want tutoring
00:52:28you'll get tutoring
00:52:30go sit
00:52:49if we're doing this
00:52:51we're doing this my way
00:52:53I'm one of those
00:52:56all or nothing type of notes
00:52:59it's
00:53:00it's not a thing
00:53:02well I made it a thing
00:53:08you scared of a little chemistry
00:53:09such
00:53:10you think we have chemistry
00:53:16Miss Phillips
00:53:26this skirt is doing a little
00:53:27uh, Chantel
00:53:32remind me what subject
00:53:33this was again
00:53:48let's try this one
00:53:51too hardcore
00:53:53no clue
00:53:54that's okay
00:53:55that's why I'm here to help
00:53:56so it starts like this
00:53:59the drugstore sells a solution
00:54:00of 3% hydrogen peroxide
00:54:02by volume
00:54:05in a 150 million
00:54:06quantity of a solution
00:54:08that how many million
00:54:09are opposed to
00:54:10okay
00:54:11so the answer is
00:54:14how is the answer
00:54:17and the answer is
00:54:27are you sure you're able to study
00:54:29Clement
00:54:32you know
00:54:33I think I could teach
00:54:35you something
00:54:36in exchange
00:54:38if you behave
00:54:45I take my teaching
00:54:46very seriously
00:54:49if you don't behave
00:54:50I'm gonna rock you with this
00:54:54so sit
00:54:55date
00:54:56I think I need to work
00:55:11I don't mind getting rough
00:55:13Phillips
00:55:15but I am not some stray
00:55:16that you can tease
00:55:17and train
00:55:19okay
00:55:21by the way
00:55:22I know this come out of time
00:55:26careful girl
00:55:27I might enjoy the blame
00:55:37fine
00:55:52doing okay Mr. Clement
00:55:57now he's playing hard to guess
00:56:12now now
00:56:13be a good girl
00:56:39you want to find out
00:56:40what I do to a brat
00:56:41if you push
00:56:43I push back slowly
00:56:45don't pretend you don't like the heat
00:56:48don't want me like I'm hard to handle
00:56:52I've been dangerous since day
00:56:55Helen
00:56:55are you all a fork
00:56:57or do you also fight?
00:57:04a bad boy
00:57:05licks
00:57:07licks
00:57:08and he always bites
00:57:16but I'm trying to be good
00:57:19once in my life
00:57:22miss Phillips
00:57:26just remember
00:57:27next time I'm not gonna hold back
00:57:29once in my night
00:57:29I'm not gonna be too harsh
00:57:29but I'm not gonna be too Excuse me
00:57:57tell you
00:57:58some tears
00:59:29Got you.
00:59:40Sneaky, huh?
00:59:42Trying to ambush me while I'm sleeping?
00:59:48Finish my assignment.
00:59:50If I get a good grade, I get a reward from you.
00:59:56What do you want?
00:59:59You got the makeover.
01:00:01I want another session with you.
01:00:05But, you know, maybe next time we could skip chemistry and go straight to, uh, there you go.
01:00:20Nice try.
01:00:21But you're not getting these.
01:00:27What if I get an A?
01:00:30Let an asshole get A waiting for once.
01:00:39Bring your A game, then.
01:00:45He's fucking two!
01:00:50Phoebe Phillips, you think that you're on top just because you pussy-trapped the school bad boy?
01:01:01Lana?
01:01:02Yeah, bitch, it's urgent.
01:01:04Bring the straw shit.
01:01:06The kind that would knock a cow off its feet for the entire day.
01:01:11Yeah.
01:01:12All right, bye.
01:01:39Miss Hatchett doesn't even know what's coming for her.
01:01:41S-H-I-T for days.
01:01:47St. Vincent's little sweetheart is going to get my sweet masterpiece.
01:01:53Happy Revenge Day, nerd.
01:02:00What's this?
01:02:14What do you think you're doing here, medic?
01:02:16You're not in this class.
01:02:18Oh, I was just picking something up before cheer practice.
01:02:22Off you trot.
01:02:24My class is starting.
01:02:26Okay.
01:02:28Absolutely.
01:02:32Old witch!
01:02:34I'll teach you a lesson someday.
01:02:36Karma's a real nasty one.
01:02:41What's this?
01:02:42Mrs. Herman!
01:02:44Um, I don't know.
01:02:45I just found this on my desk when I...
01:02:46Anyway.
01:02:50Marcelli's reserve.
01:02:51Truffle assault.
01:02:58A secret admirer.
01:03:00Hmm?
01:03:02Or some delinquent trying to derail your power.
01:03:07Absolutely inappropriate.
01:03:09Wait, can I just have one?
01:03:10No!
01:03:11You need to stay focused, Miss Phillips.
01:03:14You are a top candidate for the Rutherford Scholarship.
01:03:17You do not have time for boys, gifts, anonymous, sweet, truth distractions.
01:03:33Teenage hormones ruin your GPAs in the flu.
01:03:38Yes!
01:03:40Yes!
01:03:42Yes!
01:03:43Yes!
01:03:45Yes!
01:03:49Yes!
01:04:02Life is like a box of chocolates.
01:04:06And Marcelli is to die for.
01:04:10Oh, my God.
01:04:45Someone in this class clearly cheated on the assignment.
01:04:51The grade they received is not accurate.
01:04:54But I'm willing to give them another chance to confess.
01:04:59So maybe they're still...
01:05:09Still refusing to come forward?
01:05:11Then your score will be voided and you will report to the principal's office.
01:05:17Detention for at least a week.
01:05:19I won't tolerate morally rotten students in my class.
01:05:25Beau Clement, get out of my classroom.
01:05:32What the hell is that supposed to mean?
01:05:35What does it mean?
01:05:36Beau, you are always at the bottom of the class.
01:05:40If you didn't cheat, what else could it be?
01:05:43Where's your proof?
01:05:44Your existence is the proof.
01:05:46What the fuck did you just say?
01:05:51Foul language to disrespecting a teacher.
01:05:53This is exactly what I am talking about, Beau.
01:05:57Go to the principal's office now.
01:06:01I didn't cheat.
01:06:02Do you think anyone in this room would believe you?
01:06:05A delinquent like you doesn't belong in a good school like St. Vincent.
01:06:10Just because your family has money, you think you can do whatever you want.
01:06:18Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:26Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:28Excuse me.
01:06:31Because...
01:06:36Because I was with him in the classroom the entire day yesterday.
01:06:48I helped him study, but the work was all his.
01:06:51You labeling students like this is wrong.
01:06:54He's not a delinquent.
01:06:57Beau Clement is not an asshole.
01:07:00He's smart and kind and...
01:07:06And capital A amazing.
01:07:11My whole life everyone decided I was a screw up.
01:07:14But Phoebe, she actually believes in me.
01:07:17She'd even stand up for me.
01:07:19Phoebe Phillips, do you even understand what you're saying?
01:07:25You are one of the smartest students in this school.
01:07:29Do you know what happens when girls get too close to boys like him?
01:07:37A girl like you should know better.
01:07:39Of some self-respect.
01:07:42Mrs. Herman, you are a teacher.
01:07:45You don't walk on water.
01:07:47You're just salty that a student taught me better than you ever could.
01:07:50You don't...
01:07:51You don't know a damn thing about me!
01:07:58Phone. Phone.
01:08:00What else could you be?
01:08:02And now you've corrupted my best student.
01:08:05Lying for you.
01:08:07Do you know what?
01:08:08I've had enough of both of you.
01:08:10Get out of my classroom.
01:08:12Now both of you.
01:08:13And I am going to reconsider the relevant scholarship too.
01:08:17John.
01:08:24You can punish me all you want, but leave Philip out of it.
01:08:28And if you think I am a problem...
01:08:30I won't stop.
01:08:31I will show you what a problem looks like if you fucking touch your skull.
01:08:36What are you going to do?
01:08:37I...
01:08:37I will call the plea.
01:08:42You stupid assignment!
01:08:44Shit!
01:08:45You stupid Greg!
01:08:46I don't fucking need it!
01:09:06Phoebe!
01:09:07Phoebe!
01:09:07Wait!
01:09:09She was being mean and cruel for no reason.
01:09:13But you...
01:09:14God, I hate bullies!
01:09:18So that's it.
01:09:19From now on we don't owe each other anything anymore.
01:09:24Wait.
01:09:25What do you mean we don't owe each other anything?
01:09:28You and I are nothing alike!
01:09:30You have a talent for breaking every good thing that's ever happened!
01:09:34Nothing alike?
01:09:35Just cause I'm not like you?
01:09:37As someone who will lie, be misunderstood, be blamed and just take it?
01:09:42You can't too damn much about what other people think about me!
01:09:45And no makeover can change that!
01:09:50You think I ruined your life?
01:09:52Newsflash!
01:09:54Nothing can fix a coward!
01:09:58Then what are you?
01:10:00You're a disaster beyond repair!
01:10:03Ever since I got tangled up with you, my life has just fallen apart!
01:10:07All you know is how to solve problems with your fist!
01:10:10But yeah, maybe I care too much about what people think about me.
01:10:14But you pretending not to cure my loss.
01:10:17That's just how you hide your fear.
01:10:20You break things.
01:10:22And people.
01:10:23And you push them away.
01:10:26Just so you won't break yourself.
01:10:30I am scared.
01:10:32Yeah.
01:10:33I am fragile.
01:10:35And you knew that better than anyone.
01:10:38Not my concern anymore.
01:10:40That's just what we do, isn't it?
01:10:44We just don't tell each other, right?
01:10:45We just play games!
01:10:47I guess we played ourselves now.
01:10:59I am scared.
01:11:01Yeah.
01:11:02I am fragile.
01:11:04And you knew that better than anyone.
01:11:07Why am I such an asshole?
01:11:09I mean, he's an asshole too, but...
01:11:11Why did I have to talk to him like that?
01:11:13When all he was trying to do was help me when no one else even noticed me.
01:11:22Babes?
01:11:22Hey.
01:11:24Sir, are you okay?
01:11:26Alright, Chase.
01:11:27Sorry, babe.
01:11:28Just need to be alone right now.
01:11:32Mind if I sit here with you?
01:11:36Looks like you can use a swimmer's shoulder.
01:11:38Best to cry on.
01:11:42Glad I can make you smile, Pheebs.
01:11:45Whoever made you cry?
01:11:47You know, that's a real asshole.
01:11:54Ow!
01:12:01I love this place, you know.
01:12:03I usually come here alone, clear my head, do a few laughs, think about stuff.
01:12:09Now it's your place too.
01:12:12You know, I actually used to come here and watch you swim.
01:12:15Yeah, I know.
01:12:17Used to stand up right there.
01:12:20Wait, you knew?
01:12:22Come on, Pheebs.
01:12:24You weren't exactly subtle.
01:12:31I've noticed you both.
01:12:35I actually worked.
01:12:38Then why?
01:12:42Just feel me now.
01:12:45Chase.
01:12:46What?
01:12:47This doesn't feel right.
01:12:50What the hell, Chase?
01:12:52Chase, pop the brakes.
01:12:54It's way too fast.
01:12:57Come on, Pheebs.
01:12:58Drop the air.
01:12:59Don't pretend like you haven't been waiting for me to do this.
01:13:14I think that's what you wanted, right?
01:13:16Now I'm gonna give it to you.
01:13:17No!
01:13:18Stop!
01:13:20Oh, please!
01:13:22Oh!
01:13:24Oh!
01:13:24Oh!
01:13:24Don't you dare say fucking name in front of me ever again!
01:13:27Let go!
01:13:28Please let me go!
01:13:30Stop!
01:13:31Oh!
01:13:33Ah!
01:13:34Ah!
01:13:35Ah!
01:13:36Stop it, Chase!
01:13:38Chase!
01:13:38Chase, please, Chase!
01:13:40No!
01:13:40Chase, this isn't you!
01:13:41You're supposed to be the nice guy!
01:13:44The fucking nice guy.
01:13:48No!
01:13:53Stop!
01:13:57What the...
01:14:01Fuck!
01:14:02Fuck!
01:14:03Fuck!
01:14:04Fuck!
01:14:04Fuck!
01:14:08No!
01:14:09Hey, you okay?
01:14:11Oh, I was so scared!
01:14:13So what the fuck should we do with this piece of shit?
01:14:26That's for the pain, asshole!
01:14:29Say it!
01:14:31I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy!
01:14:35I'm a rapey asshole!
01:14:39I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:14:43I'm a rapey asshole.
01:14:48Oh!
01:14:49Oh!
01:14:50Oh!
01:14:51I'm an asshole!
01:14:53Asshole!
01:15:05I'm an asshole!
01:15:07Asshole!
01:15:07Hey, Phoebe.
01:15:09You don't have to say anything, okay?
01:15:12Just...
01:15:12Just breathe with me, alright?
01:15:14Okay.
01:15:15In...
01:15:15Out...
01:15:20I thought...
01:15:22I don't know...
01:15:23My brain just...
01:15:25Broke!
01:15:25I thought he was my brain.
01:15:28Why would he do that to me?
01:15:30I feel so stupid!
01:15:33Phoebe, Phoebe.
01:15:34Look at me.
01:15:36You were not stupid.
01:15:37You were terrified.
01:15:39And you fought back.
01:15:40You bit him, you pulled away.
01:15:42You did everything you could.
01:15:43What?
01:15:44What if you hadn't come?
01:15:46I...
01:15:47I...
01:15:47I will never let you out of my sight again.
01:15:50I'm sorry.
01:15:51I'm sorry.
01:15:53I'm sorry.
01:15:56You saved me, Beau.
01:15:58You saved me when I was just some nobody.
01:16:01Just some nerd.
01:16:02I...
01:16:03I didn't save you.
01:16:04You saved me.
01:16:05And you saved yourself.
01:16:07I...
01:16:08I am...
01:16:08Just an idiot.
01:16:10Who's too quick to throw punches.
01:16:16And you're right.
01:16:18And you are not...
01:16:20A nerd.
01:16:21You...
01:16:21You...
01:16:22You're the kindest...
01:16:23Strongest...
01:16:24Prettiest nerd I've ever met.
01:16:28You wanna get out of here?
01:16:29Did you school?
01:16:30Yeah.
01:16:32Yeah.
01:16:34You okay?
01:16:42You ready for a ride?
01:16:43Sit tight.
01:16:44Yeah.
01:16:55Woo!
01:17:08Woo!
01:17:23Woo-hoo!
01:17:27Boo!
01:17:29Whist!
01:17:29Woo-hoo!
01:17:29Woo-hoo!
01:17:34I'm absolutely crushing you.
01:17:50Do you want to have sex?
01:18:00Do you want to have sex?
01:18:05Do you want to have sex?
01:18:08Do you want to have sex?
01:18:35You got condoms?
01:18:38Yeah. I'm always packing. Pun intended.
01:18:57No, no, no, no.
01:19:14Wait.
01:19:18Wait.
01:19:21I'm a little nervous.
01:19:25So, I'm gonna go shower first.
01:19:28Yeah.
01:19:30Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
01:19:32No rush.
01:19:49This is it, baby.
01:19:50The only one you've been waiting for during entire life.
01:19:52You can do this.
01:19:56Oh, my God.
01:19:58You're actually in her room.
01:20:00And she's taking a shower.
01:20:03Oh, my God.
01:20:08What the hell?
01:20:18Coby.
01:20:19Coby.
01:20:20Please.
01:20:20Bring it.
01:20:25Hi.
01:20:27Hey.
01:20:27There's something important I need to tell you first.
01:20:31What is it?
01:20:32I need a shower, too.
01:20:35A shower's all yours, stupid.
01:20:53woman.
01:21:02How did you get it?
01:21:13She's giving her the camera.
01:21:18You're going in a tub.
01:21:18You're going to get a shower.
01:21:19You're going in a shower.
01:21:20You're going into a shower.
01:21:20No!
01:21:35Oh shit!
01:21:41Hi!
01:21:44Surprise!
01:21:45Except, it's not a surprise to you.
01:21:47It's my little friend there.
01:21:48You've actually touched it.
01:21:50And I touched myself.
01:21:51No, I mean, I touched it myself!
01:21:54Shit!
01:22:05You won't be needing this anymore.
01:22:07You won't need it ever again.
01:22:34This doesn't mean anything, Beau, Clement.
01:22:37I'm totally not into idiots like you.
01:22:45Ditto, Phoebe Phillips.
01:22:47And I'm totally not stupidly in love with a horny nerd like you.
01:22:53Phoebe, will you take me?
01:22:57It's her first.
01:23:01It could only be you, Beau.
01:23:12And I love you, too.
01:23:17That'slich, who would you pick a dog about her?
01:23:19Are you walking?
01:23:30Very drunk.
01:23:37Oh yeah, we're walking.
01:23:41My father named Henry Tombaugh.
01:23:41I haven't walked over you.
01:23:42No, it's not so beautiful.
01:23:43Can I just take my dog down here?
01:23:49Good morning, princess.
01:23:52Why does princess sound like an insult coming from you?
01:24:00That's just my bed chem.
01:24:02My bed chemistry.
01:24:04Perks of being a foul-mouthed bad boy.
01:24:06You're such a dork.
01:24:15What happened here?
01:24:22That, um, my mom took me when I was young to play with my new toy boat.
01:24:31And on the way there, I got scratched by a tree branch.
01:24:37And I still insisted on going.
01:24:39Well, when we got there, my boat drifted too far out in the waves.
01:24:44So she told me to stay on shore while she'd go and get it.
01:24:51But even after it got dark, she never came back.
01:24:58She never came back.
01:25:05And I told myself, maybe if I knew how to swim, if I'd been stronger, that she'd be alive today.
01:25:13She wouldn't have died.
01:25:15Bo.
01:25:20Bo.
01:25:23I am so sorry.
01:25:26And you saw me almost drowned at the pool when we were...
01:25:28I can't believe I used that to blackmail you.
01:25:32I'm so sorry for calling your names when all you were doing was trying to save me.
01:25:36You're so stupid.
01:25:38No.
01:25:43No, Phoebe.
01:25:48You were the best thing that has ever happened to me since her passing.
01:25:53You believed in me.
01:25:54And you gave me a purpose.
01:25:55You made me want to do better.
01:25:57To be better.
01:26:00You saved me.
01:26:12All right.
01:26:13What happened?
01:26:14I'm good.
01:26:14Are you good?
01:26:15You should see the other guy's person.
01:26:15I need you on.
01:26:16I'm going to swim this way.
01:26:17You know that?
01:26:18And we need to all have a chat later.
01:26:21Clement!
01:26:23I got a report.
01:26:25It says you sexually assaulted someone here yesterday.
01:26:30What?
01:26:32No, what the hell?
01:26:33I...
01:26:34I saw it.
01:26:36Bo Clement tried to rape a girl last night.
01:26:39Oh, shit.
01:26:40Fucking say that again.
01:26:42You heard me.
01:26:43I saw you try to rape a girl last night.
01:26:50All you know is how to solve problems with your business.
01:26:57Chase Thompson is a lying piece of shit.
01:27:03Bo didn't do any of that.
01:27:06Phoebe, what the fuck are you doing here?
01:27:09Last night, Bo Clement was with me.
01:27:12In my bedroom.
01:27:14Making sweet love to me all night long.
01:27:17Oh, Tonda.
01:27:18Don't believe it.
01:27:18She's just a slut.
01:27:20Who would throw herself at anyone.
01:27:21I mean, fucking look at her.
01:27:27I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:27:31I'm a reason.
01:27:32This is fake.
01:27:33It's edited, coach.
01:27:34It's obviously edited.
01:27:35Chase Thompson!
01:27:37You're off my swim team.
01:27:38Now!
01:27:49You three, principal's office, now.
01:27:53You three thought you were slick, slipping laxatives into contraband chocolates.
01:28:07You nearly sent me to the ER.
01:28:10Twice.
01:28:14Are you all enjoying this?
01:28:20Oh, shit.
01:28:22That never gets old.
01:28:23This school is toxic, A.M.
01:28:27Ah!
01:28:31Awesome.
01:28:35Chop-chop, ladies.
01:28:45Holly make-out sessions, free comedy.
01:28:48Best school day ever.
01:28:57Capital A for absolutely, and you're a capital A for ace, babe.
01:29:03Well, that's all thanks to your great chemistry.
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