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Aloha, Scooby-Doo! (2005) [Full Movie] [Ranked]Full EP - Full
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00:00:25With the sound
00:00:28Of the surf
00:00:30Gently breaking
00:00:34When you feel
00:00:36In your heart
00:00:37Silent waking
00:00:42That's the spirit calling
00:00:44So right from the start
00:00:50Paradise is calling
00:00:52So open up your heart
00:00:56With the breeze
00:00:59And your face
00:01:01Softly soothing
00:01:04Wash the fish
00:01:06And the sea
00:01:08Gliding by
00:01:11And the sea
00:01:13And the sky
00:01:15Seem to smile
00:01:19That's how the islands say
00:01:23Aloha
00:01:27That's the spirit calling
00:01:30So right from the start
00:01:35Paradise is calling
00:01:37To open up your heart
00:01:41Jungle sounds
00:01:43In your ears
00:01:45Chanting weather
00:01:47Watch the birds in the air
00:01:52How they soar
00:01:56Waterfalls from the cliffs
00:01:59Make you smile
00:02:04That's how the islands say
00:02:07Aloha
00:02:11That's how the islands say
00:02:15Aloha
00:02:18That's how the islands say
00:02:26Aloha
00:02:36Well good
00:02:38Little
00:02:38old I am
00:02:39So I
00:02:40am
00:02:40You I
00:02:41And I
00:02:48am신
00:02:49Hey Can
00:02:56¿I
00:03:02Oh, yeah, Mono, you sure, Mono, yeah.
00:03:07Yes.
00:03:12Oh, hey, man, chill out.
00:03:15Hang loose, bro.
00:03:16Get real, man.
00:03:17Just because you live here doesn't mean you own the ocean.
00:03:20Whoa.
00:03:32Whoa.
00:03:35Woo-hoo.
00:03:37All right.
00:03:39Woo-hoo.
00:03:40Yeah.
00:03:41All right.
00:03:42Yeah.
00:03:43Yeah.
00:03:44Oh.
00:03:46Way to go, Mono.
00:03:47That was awesome.
00:03:48You're my big kahuna.
00:03:51Aw, Snooki.
00:03:54Aw, Mono, you're my big kahuna, too.
00:04:02Uh, what's up with all these mainlanders, anyway?
00:04:09The big kahuna of Hanahuna Contest is supposed to be a local thing, man.
00:04:14Hey, do I look worried?
00:04:15I've got surfing in my blood.
00:04:17My ancestors have been riding these waves for generations.
00:04:21I still don't think those mainlanders have any business here.
00:04:25No worries, little Jim.
00:04:27The competition only makes me get more into my groove.
00:04:30I say bring it on, baby.
00:04:33Yeah.
00:04:34I don't know, Mono.
00:04:35The island spirits won't like it.
00:04:39Spirits?
00:04:39Trying to scare us with your island spirit mumbo jumbo won't help.
00:04:44You're going down this year, Mono.
00:04:47Let's hit the waves, dudes.
00:04:48No, get away.
00:04:51Get away.
00:05:07No!
00:05:22Oh, my God.
00:05:41Oh, my God.
00:06:13Oh, my God.
00:06:14Oh, my God.
00:06:21Snarky!
00:06:22Look out!
00:06:23Oh, my God!
00:06:26Get off of me!
00:06:28Help!
00:06:29Help me!
00:06:57What happened? Where's Snooki?
00:07:00They... they took her! The Dinky Spirits! The Curse of the Winky Dinky!
00:07:12Like, I don't mean to be picky, Fred, but are you sure you know what we're doing?
00:07:19Of course! I read the instructions. Well, part of them, anyway. Now, there's nothing to it. Just wait for a
00:07:26gust of wind, and off you go!
00:07:33Like, you gotta be kidding me. The problem with being chicken, Scoob, is that chickens don't FRIZE!
00:07:46That's it! You've got it! Now just hang on!
00:07:50No problem there!
00:07:58I think we've got it, Scoob!
00:08:00Yeah!
00:08:04There was one thing I was wondering, though.
00:08:07What's that?
00:08:08Like, how do you land these things?
00:08:11I don't know! I didn't get that far in the instruction book!
00:08:25A-ha! Hold it. Hold it. Just stay right there, little fella.
00:08:39Look, Daphne! I got a shot of a rare nay-nay.
00:08:42Wow! Cool!
00:08:45Ah! This is the life, isn't it?
00:08:47Boy, it sure was neat of the Goha Aloha Company to let you try your hand at designing clothes.
00:08:53I'll say.
00:08:54And this all-expense-paid trip to Hawaii sure is some perk.
00:08:58I know!
00:08:59I think these geckos are going to look super on my new swimwear line.
00:09:04Huh?
00:09:08These digital pictures can be silkscreened right onto the swimwear.
00:09:12I hope Jared Moon from Goha Aloha likes my designs.
00:09:17Jeepers! Some of these critters sure are weird-looking.
00:09:20Tell me about it.
00:09:30Now that's what I call smooth sailing.
00:09:42I guess those chickens can fly after all.
00:09:46Yeah! They just don't know how to land.
00:09:51Jeepers! For a tiny island, there sure is a lot of traffic.
00:09:57What the heck is going on?
00:10:00Like, where's everybody going?
00:10:03Anywhere but Hanahuna, that's where.
00:10:06Hanahuna?
00:10:07That's where I'm supposed to meet the rep from Goha Aloha.
00:10:10The island guide gives Hanahuna an 8 on its Charm-O-Meter.
00:10:14Yeah.
00:10:15Well, I give it a 10 on the It Creeps Me Out-Meter.
00:10:18That Hanahuna is one spooky place.
00:10:21Well, if you're heading for Hanahuna, you'd better hurry.
00:10:24The place is being overrun by evil tiki spirits.
00:10:27I'm so out of here.
00:10:30Evil spirits? Like you can count me out.
00:10:33Evil tiki spirits? I doubt that highly.
00:10:37Well, whatever it is, we better go check it out and pronto.
00:10:40Hmm. Let me get this straight.
00:10:42There may be something really spooky going on in Hanahuna.
00:10:45And you think we better go check it out?
00:10:48How about you send Scoob and me a postcard?
00:10:51Well, if you insist.
00:10:53But, uh, I wouldn't be surprised if over in Hanahuna we found some delicious macadamia nuts.
00:10:58Ooh! Macadamia nuts!
00:11:07Why would anyone want to leave here?
00:11:11Something must have really frightened them to make them want to move from such a beautiful place.
00:11:27What's that stuff they're mashing?
00:11:29They're pounding taro into a unique Hawaiian food called poi.
00:11:33It was a staple in the diet of ancient Hawaiians.
00:11:37Would you like to taste it?
00:11:51Oh!
00:11:55Ooh! Yummy!
00:11:59We are making this special batch as an offering.
00:12:02An offering to who?
00:12:05Uh...
00:12:06Never mind. Please enjoy your stay.
00:12:08Aloha.
00:12:10Now that's what I call an island retreat.
00:12:13Even the locals seem to be really spooked.
00:12:15Maybe those surfers we talked to were right.
00:12:17There could be something weird going on here.
00:12:20I'll bet the Goha Aloha guy, Jared Moon, will know.
00:12:26Beware of Hawaii's most terrifying spirit,
00:12:30the scourge of the Pacific.
00:12:32Get your wiki-diki charms now.
00:12:50That's it.
00:12:53Better safe than sorry.
00:12:55Folks, today only by one thingy...
00:12:57This is your contact from Goha Aloha?
00:13:00Cool van.
00:13:02Not as styling as the mystery machine, of course.
00:13:06Mr. Moon, I'm Daphne Blake.
00:13:09I was supposed to meet you.
00:13:11Oh, yeah, right.
00:13:12The hot new Goha Aloha designer.
00:13:15The flavor du jour.
00:13:17Step into my office.
00:13:18Your office?
00:13:20Um, excuse me for saying so,
00:13:23but isn't it odd for a company rep
00:13:25to be working out of a van down by the beach?
00:13:28Company cars, sweetie.
00:13:30Oh, this little venture's something I'm doing on the side
00:13:33when I'm not moving and shaking with Goha Aloha.
00:13:36First thing you gotta learn about sales, sister.
00:13:39You gotta strike while the iron's hot,
00:13:41and these babies are H-O-T hot.
00:13:48Boy, business is booming, huh?
00:13:51Are you kidding me?
00:13:52I can barely keep these babies in stock.
00:13:54Once I sell my last batch, I'm out of here.
00:13:57And if you know what's good for you, you'll do the same.
00:14:00What are these things?
00:14:03Charms, talismans, to ward off the wiki-tiki.
00:14:06What exactly is a wiki-tiki?
00:14:09Everyone on the island knows the wiki-tiki is an ancient spirit
00:14:13who dwells on Mount Pulanana.
00:14:16An ancient spirit?
00:14:17He's said to be 10,000 years old, give or take a day,
00:14:22and he must be appeased with a human sacrifice.
00:14:26Human sacrifice?
00:14:27I'm afraid so.
00:14:29Legend has it that long ago,
00:14:30the people of this island would appease the great wiki-tiki
00:14:34by sacrificing one of their own into the volcano.
00:14:37Wait a minute.
00:14:38I recognize you from Surfrider magazine.
00:14:41Yurmanu Tuoyama, the big kahuna of Hanahuna.
00:14:45Wow!
00:14:46Surfing's not that important to me right now.
00:14:48Yeah.
00:14:49How would you feel if your girlfriend had been kidnapped
00:14:51and was about to be thrown into a volcano?
00:14:54Oh, sorry.
00:14:56But it's true.
00:14:57The wiki-tiki sent its evil tikis as a warning.
00:15:01They came and they took Snooki.
00:15:04Are you sure she was kidnapped?
00:15:06Well, Snooki's no rocket scientist,
00:15:09but she definitely knows her way around the island.
00:15:12Now, Manu, Jared, little Jim,
00:15:14if you keep up this silly wiki-tiki local legend talk of yours,
00:15:18you're bound to scare off these nice kids.
00:15:20Let me assure you,
00:15:22Hanahuna is 100% safe.
00:15:24Why, you're more likely to get struck by lightning
00:15:27than become some silly sacrifice.
00:15:43I still say you should ban mainlanders from the surfing contest.
00:15:47Now, now.
00:15:49You kids know that as your duly elected mayor,
00:15:52who got 51% of the votes,
00:15:54I have opened the contest to include everyone this year.
00:15:58Yeah.
00:15:59And now, Snooki's going to be sacrificed to the tiki spirit.
00:16:02Oh, Manu.
00:16:03You and your colorful island stories.
00:16:06Tiki spirit.
00:16:07Sacrifices.
00:16:08What an imagination.
00:16:11I'm sure that you've heard that our lovely Hanahuna scored an eight
00:16:14on the island's charm-o-meter.
00:16:16The charm-o-meter was my idea, you know.
00:16:19Well, this tiki terror doesn't sound too charming.
00:16:22You don't get it.
00:16:24None of you do.
00:16:25This isn't some kind of joke.
00:16:26My Snooki's gone, and now we're all in danger.
00:16:31Manu is right.
00:16:32We must not ignore the warnings of the great and mighty wiki-tiki.
00:16:39Manu!
00:16:40Wait up!
00:16:42Oh, poor Manu.
00:16:44Look.
00:16:45Another rainbow.
00:16:46It's a paradise here in Hanahuna, isn't it?
00:16:49If it's such a paradise, then why is everyone leaving?
00:16:53Yeah.
00:16:54They sure seem scared of something.
00:16:56Terrified is more like it.
00:16:57And who wouldn't be terrified of the horrible wiki-tiki?
00:17:05But I do hope you'll stay for tonight's festivities.
00:17:09Like if it's all right with you, we'd rather not be human sacrifices.
00:17:13What kind of festivities?
00:17:15The local realtors are sponsoring a little wing-ding with some entertainment and free food.
00:17:20Like you just said the magic words?
00:17:23Well, gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands.
00:17:27And this time, it's tiki style.
00:17:31Nyaaaa!
00:17:37Nyaaaaa!
00:17:41Yeahhhhh!
00:17:54Free food.
00:17:56Hmm.
00:17:57I wonder what the catch is?
00:18:00There's no catch.
00:18:01It's just my little way of saying welcome.
00:18:03And there's entertainment, too.
00:18:11And a short and informative presentation
00:18:13about an incredible real estate opportunity, of course.
00:18:16Of course.
00:18:17Hey!
00:18:20And the kitties won't want to miss
00:18:22seeing our very own Mount Pula Nana dessert
00:18:24erupt with guava lava ice cream.
00:18:31Oh, boy.
00:18:37Uh-uh-uh. Not yet.
00:18:39It's time to limbo.
00:18:50How low can you go?
00:19:08Now that's low.
00:19:20How low can you go?
00:19:21Wow. That's really low.
00:19:23We have a winner.
00:19:29Don't you just love all this local island charm?
00:19:33Smile now.
00:19:33People love politicians who love doggies.
00:19:51What's he saying?
00:19:52He's singing to the wiki-tiki,
00:19:54begging him to spare a snooki.
00:19:56Has anyone actually seen this wiki-tiki?
00:20:00You don't have to see him to know he exists.
00:20:03Or to know that he's plenty angry.
00:20:05But why would the spirit be so angry?
00:20:07And at whom?
00:20:09He's angry at the mainlanders for surfing our waves.
00:20:12That's whom.
00:20:13And maybe he's angry at those
00:20:16who would spoil the island for their own personal gain.
00:20:19This isn't the first time the wiki-tiki has spoken.
00:20:23What do you mean?
00:20:24In 1815, the Portuguese ship El Guerrero
00:20:28anchored off our shores.
00:20:29They came to discover new lands,
00:20:32but didn't realize that their presence on our island
00:20:35would upset the tiki spirits.
00:20:40The moment the sailors set foot on the beach,
00:20:43the wiki-tiki became enraged.
00:20:52And Mount Pulanana erupted.
00:21:00Hey, I sure don't see any guava lava ice cream.
00:21:05An invasion is one thing,
00:21:07but a surfing contest is quite another.
00:21:09I'd say this is one hypersensitive spirit.
00:21:13Good evening, folks.
00:21:14I'm your host, Ruben LaLuna of LaLuna Realty.
00:21:18Do you ever dream of having your own piece of paradise?
00:21:22Well, folks, that dream can be a reality.
00:21:25I want you all to take a moment
00:21:28and imagine yourself as part owner
00:21:30in the soon-to-be-constructed Coconut Beach Condominiums.
00:21:35LaLuna Realty is changing the face of Honahuna Bay.
00:21:38Nice, huh?
00:21:50People, people!
00:21:52No worries, don't panic.
00:21:54A unique perspective,
00:21:55considering a nearby volcano
00:21:57has just exhibited characteristics
00:21:58of a stage four eruption.
00:22:01Ruben's right.
00:22:03That volcano is completely dormant.
00:22:05It says so in all our island brochures.
00:22:11Folks, you don't get that back in Kansas.
00:22:14Now that is a mountain view.
00:22:26It's those horrid little wiki-tikis again!
00:22:31Oh, no!
00:22:32Mother was right!
00:22:33But I have more slides!
00:22:36Oh, my!
00:22:37Oh, dear!
00:22:38This is not happening!
00:22:40Yo, with the video camera!
00:22:41Turn that off!
00:22:43We can't have the media getting into this!
00:22:45Hello!
00:22:52Hello!
00:22:54Hello!
00:22:55Hello!
00:22:55Hello!
00:22:56Hello!
00:23:04Hello!
00:23:09Why aren't your legs moving, man?
00:23:11Run!
00:23:12What in the world are those things?
00:23:17I don't want to know!
00:23:18And I don't want to find out!
00:23:19No!
00:23:49No!
00:24:19Ah!
00:24:20Ah!
00:24:22Ah!
00:24:23Ah!
00:24:24Ah!
00:24:25Hey!
00:24:27Oh!
00:24:28Oh!
00:24:28Oh!
00:24:33Hey!
00:24:34Put me down, you freaky tiki's!
00:24:36Hey!
00:24:56those blasted wiki tiki's are scaring everyone away
00:25:02like you said before let's not panic but people are moving out not in real estate values are
00:25:11falling faster than a lead balloon i'm ruined boy that really puts the owl in luau are you okay
00:25:19i'm fine i think but look at this one of them dropped something it's snooki's puka shell
00:25:26necklace so those tiki thingies do have snooki those are called hajona lojavas they are spirits
00:25:33that serve their master the powerful wiki tiki spirit this is what we were talking about now do
00:25:39you believe us if we're gonna find snooki we're gonna have to find this wiki tiki
00:25:51this isn't adding up i don't get it why would an ancient volcano spirit care about a surfing contest
00:25:59do you really think the wiki tiki's got her i don't know how are we going to find this tiki
00:26:05terror
00:26:05maybe we can get him to find us i figure the best way is for me to join the surfing
00:26:11contest
00:26:11but fred you don't serve
00:26:20well lucky one of us does
00:26:27this thing i got a power pedicure for this practice run
00:26:40no sign of him so far how about you fred not yet
00:26:49how about you shaggy seen anything no sign of any spooky spirits here so far so good over and out
00:26:56there's nothing like hawaiian shaved ice oh buddy
00:27:02whoa excuse yourself scoob
00:27:09like it's time to skedaddle scoob it's the wiki tiki
00:27:17faster scoob now that's what i call dog paddling i think we lost him scoob
00:27:29false alarm old buddy but as long as we're out here what do you say we catch some waverino
00:27:38look scoob look scoob i'm hanging ten
00:27:41ready me too oh man like you're hanging twenty
00:28:01there's still no sign of it the sun's going down we better call it a day you're right i don't
00:28:08see any sign of them either how about you shaggy shaggy
00:28:15it's a week
00:28:17wiki tiki
00:28:19rather than waiting
00:28:26wiki tiki
00:28:27just it's crazy
00:28:28wiki tiki
00:28:31whoa
00:28:32oh
00:28:33oh
00:28:33oh
00:28:33oh
00:28:33oh
00:28:34oh
00:28:34oh
00:28:35oh
00:28:35oh
00:28:43guitar solo
00:29:12guitar solo
00:29:44guitar solo
00:30:05Say cheese
00:30:16guitar solo
00:30:38Where'd he go?
00:30:39I don't know. He just disappeared.
00:30:42He's gotta be here somewhere.
00:30:46There's something familiar
00:30:47about this tricky tiki,
00:30:49but I can't quite put my finger on it.
00:30:51Well, we can't stand by and just let this
00:30:53wiki tiki terrorize Hanahuna.
00:30:55There must be some way to track him down.
00:30:58Come on, gang. Let's go back
00:30:59to the hotel.
00:31:00Now.
00:31:18Hey, look, a note.
00:31:21Be-go-ni.
00:31:22Huh. Must be some kind of weird Hawaiian word.
00:31:25I wonder what it means.
00:31:27Uh, it's be gone, as in scram,
00:31:29beat it, or leave.
00:31:31Good thinking.
00:31:32By the looks of the ancient Hawaiian markings
00:31:35on this spear,
00:31:36my guess is it's from our friendly neighborhood
00:31:38wiki tiki spirit.
00:31:40It's a warning.
00:31:41Or a threat.
00:31:42Consider us warned.
00:31:44I say, let's get the heck out of here.
00:31:46Yeah.
00:31:48It's him.
00:31:49It's the wiki tiki.
00:31:58Why, aloha.
00:32:00I see you kids are enjoying yourselves
00:32:02on our little
00:32:03island paradise.
00:32:05Um, I guess so.
00:32:07Except for one little problem.
00:32:10That's like, not so little.
00:32:14Oh, okay.
00:32:15I know.
00:32:16It's horrible.
00:32:17Simply horrible.
00:32:19Somebody's got to do something.
00:32:20And soon, or our little town
00:32:22is going to go right from the ten best
00:32:24to the ten worst list.
00:32:26And I'll have to go back
00:32:27to selling shoes.
00:32:29Shoes?
00:32:29Well, at least it's not all that.
00:32:32There must be some way
00:32:34we can find out more
00:32:35about the wiki tiki.
00:32:36Would you stop saying wiki tiki?
00:32:39Wiki tiki this,
00:32:40and wiki tiki that?
00:32:41It's driving me crazy.
00:32:44Sorry?
00:32:45You could go see Auntie Mahina.
00:32:48Some say she's lived
00:32:49on the rainy side of the island
00:32:50for over a hundred years.
00:32:52She's a medicine woman,
00:32:53a jungle visionary.
00:32:55It's said that she knows most
00:32:57and sees most.
00:32:59Dollars to donuts,
00:33:00she'll know something
00:33:01about the wiki tiki.
00:33:03If this Auntie Mahina
00:33:04can help us learn more
00:33:05about the wiki tiki,
00:33:07we'd sure like to meet her.
00:33:08That won't be easy.
00:33:10She's very mysterious,
00:33:11very reclusive,
00:33:12and lives in the deepest,
00:33:13darkest jungle.
00:33:14And she doesn't like
00:33:15to be disturbed.
00:33:16If it's all the same to you guys,
00:33:18Scooby and I will stay here
00:33:19and keep watch.
00:33:21But she does make
00:33:22one mean macadamia nut pie.
00:33:25Well, on second thought...
00:33:28Manu, do you think
00:33:29you could take us to her?
00:33:30I can't make any promises,
00:33:31but I'll do what I can.
00:33:40Great rental, Fred.
00:33:41But I'm not so sure
00:33:43about the colors.
00:33:44Works for me.
00:33:46I really appreciate
00:33:48all you're doing
00:33:49to help me find Snooki,
00:33:50especially given the danger.
00:33:52Danger is my middle name.
00:33:54I thought it was Herman.
00:33:59You know,
00:34:00it seems to me
00:34:01that there are
00:34:02at least two people
00:34:03who could possibly benefit
00:34:04from the appearance
00:34:05of the wiki tiki.
00:34:06Well, that Jared Moon guy
00:34:07sure is making a killing
00:34:08selling those charms.
00:34:10What about that realtor,
00:34:12Ruben La Luna?
00:34:13If he really has his sights
00:34:15set on acquiring property,
00:34:17what better way
00:34:17than to scare the daylights
00:34:18out of people
00:34:19so they sell?
00:34:20Turn right, up there.
00:34:22But there's no road.
00:34:24We can't let that stop us.
00:34:26All right, everybody.
00:34:27Hold on to your hats.
00:34:29Whoa!
00:34:30Whoa!
00:34:32Whoa!
00:34:33Whoa!
00:34:34Whoa!
00:34:35Whoa!
00:34:35Whoa!
00:34:37Whoa!
00:34:37Whoa!
00:34:37Whoa!
00:34:43This jungle trekking
00:34:45is sure making me hungry.
00:34:46Everything makes you hungry.
00:34:48Wow.
00:34:49You know,
00:34:50now that I think of it,
00:34:51you're right.
00:34:51And that reminds me.
00:34:52I'm starving!
00:34:56Mmm!
00:34:57A mango!
00:35:05Yummy!
00:35:06Huh?
00:35:07Big ugly lizard!
00:35:08Yahoo!
00:35:09Woo-hoo!
00:35:10Ah!
00:35:10Woo-hoo!
00:35:11Oh!
00:35:13Same to you, pal!
00:35:18This is it.
00:35:20We walk from here.
00:35:31How much further?
00:35:32Auntie Mahina lives at the base of Monkey Mountain just north of here man
00:35:38like this would be one horrible place to get lost in no problem you're not gonna
00:35:44get lost as long as I'm around did you hear that hear what it's him
00:35:53yes the wiki tiki run
00:36:06hey what are you doing keep going I'm going to do what has to be done and get
00:36:11my snooki
00:36:15manu no he's gone it looks like the wiki tiki took him just like snooki can we go back to
00:36:39the hotel
00:36:39now we've got to try and find manu I'm snooki I was afraid you were gonna say
00:36:45that the question is how are we going to find him this jungle is just too dense
00:36:51hey I'll bet Auntie Mahina will know manu said she was just north of here but
00:36:57which way is north easy
00:37:05Daphne what are you doing I'm checking my hair not to be the master of the obvious but Daphne
00:37:10you're always checking your hair no silly I'm seeing which way it blows that way I can tell
00:37:16which way the wind is coming from and since the prevailing winds are from the north on this island
00:37:21that means north is that way
00:37:40I think it'll hold if we go one at a time I'll go first if you insist
00:37:48nothing to it come on after you okay heads you go first tails we go second
00:38:00heads it is you go first I suppose it would be useless to point out your lapse in logic so
00:38:06I'll
00:38:15just go come on school but deals a deal
00:38:25don't worry old buddy I'm coming
00:38:47are you two almost done
00:38:54hold on Daphne trust me I wasn't even
00:39:18thinking
00:39:18meet trip that me dental floss
00:39:22don't leave home without it now which way do we go
00:39:30what is it Scooby like what do you smell
00:39:35Andy Mahina's macadamia nut pie
00:39:40well lead the way old buddy
00:39:59man that's one loud snore that's one loud moo-moo
00:40:03she's a shaman she's supposed to be eccentric
00:40:06uh Auntie Mahina
00:40:08ah well aloha children how kind of you to visit me in my loneliness
00:40:17what can Auntie Mahina do for you
00:40:19we wanted to talk to you about the wiki tiki
00:40:22the wiki tiki
00:40:36uh okay anyway Manu Tuiyama was bringing us here when he was attacked and kidnapped by the wiki tiki
00:40:44the wiki tiki took Manu
00:40:46and Snooki
00:40:47hmm are you sure
00:40:51do you know what's happened to them
00:40:53for this I must consult the bones come
00:41:01the wiki tiki is angry
00:41:04why would the wiki tiki be angry it doesn't make sense that an ancient spirit would go to all this
00:41:09trouble over a surfing contest
00:41:11it is not just this surfing contest the big kahuna of hanahuna must be born of hawaiian blood
00:41:20ancients rode long boards into the wind crashing waves always hawaiian blood
00:41:28she's right surfing was invented in hawaii
00:41:32yes child we called it he'enalu or wave sliding
00:41:38the wiki tiki believes that the mainlanders have come to ruin the island
00:41:43the wiki tiki will have vengeance
00:41:49hey wiki tiki wiki tiki kahuli owl
00:41:54man I wish he wouldn't do that
00:41:56if the ancient mythology is true
00:41:59the wiki tiki will sacrifice Manu and Snooki
00:42:02by throwing them into the volcano
00:42:05oh no
00:42:06then we've got to climb up there and stop him
00:42:09you must go and find the entrance to his lair and enter through the mountain
00:42:14you mean like through spooky caves and stuff
00:42:18yes through spooky caves and stuff
00:42:21great
00:42:23now go you must face him with courage in your hearts and take this
00:42:27it is filled with the extract from the borangawana root
00:42:31the ancients used it to repel spirits
00:42:34it's the only thing that works
00:42:36thanks for your help
00:42:38uh we thought we smelled the macadamia nut pie
00:42:41did you happen to bake one today
00:42:43why yes child I did
00:42:46oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy
00:42:48oh boy oh boy oh boy
00:42:50and I must say it was delicious
00:42:56can you tell us how to get out of here
00:42:58sure
00:42:58just take the main road right over there
00:43:01that's strange
00:43:03I wonder why we had to take the long way to get here
00:43:15people people be reasonable
00:43:17this is no time to be running scared
00:43:21I'm not going to stick around and risk becoming a human sacrifice
00:43:24this is a perfectly logical time to run scared
00:43:29it's over for me
00:43:35as your elected mayor of the funnest little town in Hawaii
00:43:38I assure you that we are doing everything in our power
00:43:41to make sure Hanahuna Bay remains safe and secure
00:43:45for tomorrow's surfing contest
00:43:47which will proceed
00:43:48as planned
00:43:49and here to help calm everyone down
00:43:52I have some vote molly buttons
00:43:53which I think are just darling
00:43:57where's Manu
00:43:58uh he was kind of kidnapped
00:44:00kidnapped by who
00:44:01we didn't actually see who it was
00:44:03but it was the wiki diki wasn't it
00:44:06the wiki diki as Manu
00:44:08now now people
00:44:11aloha let's not overreact
00:44:13just simmer down
00:44:14here everyone take a button
00:44:16did I mention that they're free
00:44:19we warned you
00:44:21and now look what's happened
00:44:22you must ban the mainlanders
00:44:25from the big kahuna of Hanahuna surfing contest
00:44:29oh now little Jim
00:44:31you know I can't do that
00:44:33you are responsible for Manu and Snooki
00:44:36and whatever happens tomorrow
00:44:37will be your fault too
00:44:41uh
00:44:43oh
00:44:46oh my
00:44:47what am I going to do
00:44:49I was going to run for governor
00:44:51if this keeps up I couldn't be elected
00:44:53toll booth operator
00:44:55don't worry we're going to do everything we can
00:44:58to save Manu and Snooki
00:45:00Daphne's right
00:45:00and since the contest is tomorrow
00:45:02we've got no time to lose
00:45:04come on gang
00:45:05we've got to track down that tiki
00:45:14okay
00:45:15we all saw the wiki tiki enter the lagoon
00:45:18and then disappear
00:45:19so the entrance to his lair has got to be here somewhere
00:45:22like I vote we bag this
00:45:24and just hang around the hotel
00:45:25until all you can eat breakfast buffet opens
00:45:27come on Shaggy where's your sense of adventure
00:45:31back at the hotel
00:45:40we have to find the wiki tiki before the surfing contest tomorrow
00:45:46hey
00:45:47wait a minute
00:45:48I'll bet the entrance to the wiki tiki's lair
00:45:51is hidden behind that waterfall
00:45:54hmm
00:45:55obvious
00:45:56yet highly effective if you're right
00:46:07there's nothing here but rocks rocks and more rocks
00:46:10yeah you're right
00:46:11huh
00:46:12let's get out of here
00:46:14yeah okay
00:46:16jeepers
00:46:16I found it
00:46:17the entrance to the lair of the wiki tiki
00:46:21way to go Daphne
00:46:22you found our ticket in
00:46:24i just hope it's not a one-way ticket
00:46:27i don't know what's this understand
00:46:52i just hope it's not a one way ticket
00:46:53You want to leave and never come back.
00:46:55Wow, Groovy, it's like you read my mind.
00:46:59Now everyone stick together.
00:47:03Scooby-Doo!
00:47:06What?
00:47:09Rats!
00:47:09Uh-oh, Terrapus.
00:47:11Otherwise known as bats.
00:47:13Don't worry, Scoob, they can't even see us.
00:47:16Haven't you ever heard that expression, blind as a bat?
00:47:19Actually, most bats see well, but depend on echolocation to navigate in the dark.
00:47:24Look, over there.
00:47:25That looks like a way out of this bat cave.
00:47:27Let's go.
00:47:28Okay, but we've got to be very quiet.
00:47:32Any loud noises or vibrations could spook them.
00:47:39Shh!
00:47:41Shh!
00:48:00Run!
00:48:02Run away!
00:48:04Run away!
00:48:07Run away!
00:48:12Yuck! Any more of that, and I'd have gone batty.
00:48:23Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off!
00:48:33If the Weekee-Teekee spirit is angry at the mainlanders,
00:48:36why not kidnap one of them to sacrifice?
00:48:38Yeah. Why take locals like Manu and Snooki?
00:48:42Maybe the whole point is to teach the locals a lesson.
00:48:45Maybe he doesn't care who he kidnaps as long as he's got a sacrifice.
00:48:49Like, he might even go for a dog.
00:49:04Whoa!
00:49:05Whoa!
00:49:08Guys, whatever you do, don't look down.
00:49:14Zoinks!
00:49:16Well, I told you not to look down.
00:49:25Well, looks like going back is definitely out of the question.
00:49:29Okay, everybody. Just be careful and keep moving.
00:49:39Wow! Like it's a steam bath in here.
00:49:42There must be an underground river.
00:49:45Combining that cold water with the hot air from the volcano's core
00:49:48creates this steam.
00:49:52Look over here.
00:49:56Shush!
00:49:58Imagine how long it must have taken to carve these steps into this stone.
00:50:02They've had plenty of time.
00:50:04I read the first Hawaiian people may have arrived here as early as 700 A.D.
00:50:10as well.
00:50:11Hey, man.
00:50:11Where's the elevator in this joint?
00:50:18Do you guys, like, hear that?
00:50:23It's coming from up there.
00:50:27No, it's coming from down there.
00:50:29If I'm not mistaken, it's coming from both directions.
00:50:34These creepy tinkies are everywhere!
00:50:36The logical thing to do would be...
00:50:38RUN!
00:50:49We're doomed!
00:50:51Doomed!
00:50:54Look! Scooby's found a way out!
00:50:56RUN!
00:50:58RUN!
00:51:25Look at these carvings.
00:51:29They're beautiful.
00:51:31If Auntie Mahina was right, then we're not far from the wiki-tiki sacrificial altar.
00:52:01Okay, maybe it's like time to rethink this whole thing.
00:52:04We can't turn back now. Come on, this way.
00:52:34Snooki!
00:52:40Snooki, wait!
00:52:41The poor thing is terrified.
00:52:44We've got to save her.
00:52:52Stay back!
00:52:55Or not.
00:53:21I've got a plan!
00:53:22Shaggy, we need you and Scooby to distract the wiki-tiki.
00:53:26What? Are you crazy?
00:53:29Like, no way, man. Uh-uh.
00:53:31We are not going to be wiki-tiki bait, and that is final.
00:53:35Not even for a Scooby snack?
00:53:37Uh-uh.
00:53:39No.
00:53:39How about a macadamia-flavored Scooby snack?
00:53:46No!
00:53:49On a moonlit night, the time is right
00:53:53for some kissin' and huggin' in Hawaii.
00:53:56And if you treat me right on this moonlit night,
00:54:00we'll be smoochin' and kuchin' in Hawaii.
00:54:04Huh?
00:54:08Brr!
00:54:10Brr!
00:54:11Brr!
00:54:13Brr!
00:54:14Brr!
00:54:16Brr!
00:54:16Oh, Peggy!
00:54:19Brr!
00:54:21Brr!
00:54:22Oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:54:24Brr!
00:54:24Oh, oh, oh!
00:54:25Oh, oh!
00:54:32Oh, my God.
00:55:10Snooki, are you okay?
00:55:12We've got to find Manu and get out of here.
00:55:16Follow me!
00:55:58We've got to find Manu and get out of here.
00:56:03Let's get out of here!
00:56:05Run!
00:56:22Hmm.
00:56:30Snooki, I'm glad to see you're okay
00:56:31I barely escaped
00:56:34But that thing still has Manu
00:56:40Where are you leading us?
00:56:42Just follow me and hurry
00:56:43This way, in here
00:56:54Hey, let go of her
00:57:01How are we gonna save Snooki now?
00:57:03This amulet that Auntie Mahina gave us doesn't work
00:57:06Yeah, if you ask me
00:57:09There's something funny about this whole setup
00:57:11Well, let's try and find a way out of here
00:57:14It looks like we took a wrong turn
00:57:17Oh man, it's a snake pit cave
00:57:21Snakes, I hate snakes
00:57:23By the looks of it, they're not exactly fond of you either
00:57:27If we could just get past those snakes
00:57:29Maybe we could reach those roots over there and pull ourselves out
00:57:32Yeah, but there's no possible way to get past that swarm of slithery serpents
00:57:55Scooby-Doo, come on
00:58:09Come on, Shaggy
00:58:11Grab onto a root
00:58:14Roger that
00:58:18Sorry, won't happen again
00:58:21Boy, Scoob, that snake pit is like the pits
00:58:27Let's get out of here
00:58:31Get out of here
00:58:37Yeah
00:58:44Ahh
00:58:45Ah!
00:59:00Where are we?
00:59:02How will we find Snooki and Manu now?
00:59:08This has got to lead somewhere.
00:59:19Shhh! You wake them up. They're sleeping.
00:59:27Wow! Check it out!
00:59:30This is hardly what I call ancient Hawaiian decor.
00:59:35They're not sleeping. They're just turned off.
00:59:46Winky-finky! Winky-finky!
00:59:48Gosh! They're nothing but little robots.
00:59:52Hmm. Yes. And very sophisticated robots at that.
01:00:00Hey! Look at this!
01:00:05I wonder what this does.
01:00:19Guys, I think we're looking at the heart of the Mount Pulanana volcano.
01:00:24So it's not smoke coming out of that mountain after all.
01:00:27It's just steam that someone's been manipulating for effect.
01:00:31So that's the secret to the wiki-tiki. Smoke signals.
01:00:35And I'll tell you another thing. That wiki-tiki can't be ancient.
01:00:39How do you know?
01:00:39Why would a 10,000-year-old spirit be riding a Goha Aloha surfboard?
01:00:46Because he's got good taste?
01:00:49Maybe. Or maybe it's because he's not 10,000 years old.
01:00:54Take a look at this.
01:00:55It's the same surfboard the wiki-tiki used.
01:00:59That's one tricky-tiki.
01:01:01This entire wiki-tiki volcano blowing thing is just a hoax to scare the heck out of everyone in Hanahuna
01:01:07Bay.
01:01:08Today's the surfing contest, and I have a hunch Mr. Wiki-tiki won't be able to resist making an appearance.
01:01:15Well, there's our way out.
01:01:17Come on, gang. Let's get out of here.
01:01:19It's time to catch the big one.
01:01:50It's time to catch the big one.
01:01:50to the 4th Annual Big Kahuna of Hanahona Surfing Contest.
01:01:56What a beautiful day for it. Don't you agree?
01:02:02Dude, that mountain of yours can smoke all at once.
01:02:06I am still gonna smoke all comers if you catch my drift.
01:02:09I think it's time to stop talking the talk
01:02:11and start walking the walk, dude.
01:02:20Does everyone know the plan?
01:02:23Well, gang, ready for a surfing safari?
01:02:25Ready to shred, Fred.
01:02:28Good luck.
01:02:42Yeah!
01:02:44All right!
01:02:45Good job!
01:02:47Hmph!
01:03:03Isn't this lovely? Isn't this just honky-dory?
01:03:07Absolutely no worries.
01:03:09I hope you'll all remember what a fun time we had here come Election Day.
01:03:13Now let's all try and enjoy them.
01:03:23Whoa!
01:03:24Whoa!
01:03:25Peace out, dude!
01:03:31Are you okay?
01:03:33Yeah, thanks.
01:03:37All right, gang, this is it.
01:03:39When the going gets tough, what do we do?
01:03:42Bury our heads in the sand?
01:03:49What?
01:03:49Yeah!
01:03:50Yeah!
01:03:50Oh, God damn!
01:03:54Oh, God damn it.
01:04:05Ha, what do we do?
01:04:08Take your balls, baby sit and sit and do it alone.
01:04:11Let's get it 1.
01:04:12I know it's not over the polar sea.
01:06:07Scooby?
01:06:07Now the question is, who is the Weeki Tiki?
01:06:10I think it's Reuben La Luna.
01:06:13How about that weird old Jared Moon?
01:06:15If you ask me, it's that color-clashing Auntie Mahina.
01:06:20All very educated guesses, but all incorrect.
01:06:24Did anybody happen to notice what a rad surfer the Weeki Tiki is?
01:06:29Ask yourselves one question.
01:06:31Who's the best surfer around these parts?
01:06:36Manu?
01:06:37Manu!
01:06:40Snooki?
01:06:43Manu, baby, are you all right?
01:06:46Manu wasn't kidnapped.
01:06:47He only wanted us to think he was kidnapped.
01:06:50To discourage us from solving the mystery, Manu faked his own kidnapping.
01:07:02You were right about it being a real estate scam, Fred.
01:07:05But it wasn't Reuben.
01:07:07It was Manu and Snooki doing the scamming.
01:07:10Manu knew all the local legends
01:07:12and was pretending to be the Weeki Tiki in order to scare off the locals
01:07:16and buy their homes for pennies on the dollar.
01:07:19I checked the county registrar online
01:07:21and all the properties sold recently were bought by Pamela Waiwa,
01:07:26aka Snooki.
01:07:30Who also happens to have degrees in rocket science and robotics.
01:07:36So she is a rocket scientist.
01:07:38Until she decided to team up with her boyfriend for this little scam.
01:07:44Manu, how could you do this to your own people?
01:07:48Sorry, little Jim.
01:07:50I needed the dough.
01:07:52Being the big kahuna of Hanahuna doesn't exactly bring in the big bucks.
01:07:56All Manu and I have ever wanted to do was surf.
01:07:59We were gonna make a killing on the property.
01:08:01Yeah, and then rake in the dough and ride the waves into our golden years.
01:08:06And our plan would have worked too if it weren't for you meddling mainlanders.
01:08:10Sorry, Manu, but it looks like you're gonna be kicking back plenty behind bars.
01:08:16Well, at least I'm still the big kahuna of Hanahuna.
01:08:21No one can take that away from me.
01:08:23Not so fast, Manu.
01:08:28As mayor of this fine town, I am proud to announce that this year's trophy for the big kahuna of
01:08:35Hanahuna surfing contest goes to...
01:08:37Scooby-Doo.
01:08:40Scooby-Doo.
01:08:41Me?
01:08:43A dog?
01:08:45I lost to a dog?
01:08:48No way!
01:08:54And along with the trophy, our grand prize of...
01:08:58A year's supply of macadamia nuts!
01:09:01Did you hear that, old buddy?
01:09:04Macadamia nuts!
01:09:06Yum yum!
01:09:12I want to thank you for all you've done.
01:09:15And to show our appreciation, I want to give you each a button!
01:09:22Oh, uh, and invite you to tonight's luau.
01:09:26Did someone say luau?
01:09:45Thanks to you kids, Hanahuna Bay went up one notch on the Charm-O-Meter.
01:09:50All the property that Manu and Snooki bought will be returned to the original owners.
01:09:55One other thing.
01:09:56If you ever have a hankering for some beachfront property, here's my card.
01:10:00Look me up.
01:10:01Thanks, Mr. La Luna, we will.
01:10:03Good news, Daphne!
01:10:05The Goha Aloha Company loved your designs and wants to buy them.
01:10:09Gee, thanks, Jared!
01:10:11And I want you to have this!
01:10:15Compliments of the house.
01:10:16Wow!
01:10:17My very own tiki charm!
01:10:20Well done, kids.
01:10:22The real ancient spirits of Hawaii are in your debt.
01:10:27Uh, thanks, Auntie.
01:10:28But it was nothing.
01:10:29We were just doing what we do best.
01:10:31That would be meddling.
01:10:36Huh?
01:10:43Huh?
01:10:53Huh?
01:10:54Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:10:56Hah?
01:10:57Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:10:58Sensei!
01:10:59Scooby-duby-doo!
01:11:04Aloha!
01:11:06i used to tell my friends i'd never leave this place always stay right here
01:11:24you want to come back when the wiki tiki calls you want to come back
01:11:28to the island waterfalls you want to come back when the island calls a low
01:11:33scooby-doo you want to come back where the hummingbirds is high you want to come back
01:11:39with a twinkle in your eye you want to come back where the surf is getting high scooby-doo
01:11:46when you see the moon of old loveite like fingers in your head the breeze will sigh
01:11:55gently in your ear the words are clear
01:12:01mahalo no ka boy scooby-doo come back come back come back when the island calls a low scooby-doo
01:12:16come back come back come back where the surf is getting high scooby-doo
01:12:37gently in your ear the words are clear mahalo no ka boy scooby-doo
01:12:47then your heart will beat to the island drums that's when the fun begins
01:12:58you can snap your feet to the island bee that's when the fun begins
01:13:06begins gonna have a hooky loud you want to come back when the wiki tiki calls you want to come
01:13:12back to the island waterfalls you want to come back when the island calls a low scooby-doo you want
01:13:19to come back when the hummingbirds is high you want to come back with a twinkle in your eye you
01:13:24want to come back where the surf is getting high scooby-doo
01:13:29when you see the moon of old loveite like fingers in your head the breeze will sigh gently in your
01:13:41ear the words are clear mahalo no ka oi scooby-doo mahalo no ka oi scooby-doo
01:14:01on a moonlit night the time is right for some kissing and hugging in hawaii and if you treat me
01:14:09right on this moonlit night we'll be smooching and cooching in hawaii
01:14:17you
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