00:24This is Clark Kent on assignment in Gotham City for Daily Planet Online.
00:33This is Clark Kent, you really despise that guy. Coming all the way to Gotham City to insult me. Me,
00:48a hometown boy who made good.
00:52You're right. You don't deserve that.
00:55That's right. I don't. If you wait. So that's me.
01:00How would you like to get out of our game right now and get a chance to take revenge on
01:05Batman and the rest of this incredible state?
01:07Well, I'd have to be crazy to say no to that, Arthur. Unless you're just one of the voices in
01:13my head, in which case I'm crazy anyway.
01:29Oh! Hey, Lex. We have come to get your watch back. Or did a bus from Metropolis get lost and
01:35break down?
01:36First, I don't take the bus. And second, yes, give me my watch.
01:49This, my friend, is the deconstructor.
01:52It emits a unique energy. One that is absorbed so quickly by any shiny black object that it causes it
02:00to pull itself apart.
02:20And second, I might need some of that Joker gas you're so good at making.
02:26Oh, yeah. I guess that could come in handy for someone running for president.
02:33If you help me, you can use the deconstructor to your heart's content.
02:36I don't know anybody who has lots of shiny black unbreakable toys.
02:40I don't know who you're referring to.
02:43Come on, Batman.
02:46Oh, you were joking. I'm the Joker.
02:50Prisoner escape. Please, prisoner escape.
02:53We should be going.
02:54Can't I just have one try?
02:58Hey!
02:59Hey!
03:10Joker!
03:11Come on!
03:15Holy shit.
03:16Now someone's going to have to fix this.
03:18But the good news is I'm out of prison.
03:22Joker!
03:37Hey!
03:38What's going on?
03:39It's your fiddle!
03:41Oh, come on!
03:42It's my thing!
03:45It was I'm so sad!
03:46There, there, there ...
03:53families, I interested .
03:54And then hesitating not barrasing seemed chce like it.
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