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00:00:00Everett Industries actually accepted me as their corporate medical intern?
00:00:04This means I can stay in med school! I have to tell Amber right away!
00:00:09Amber?
00:00:12Baby, why are you giving him the time today? I mean, you're still a nine, and he's, what, maybe a
00:00:16five?
00:00:18What did you see in him?
00:00:19I don't know. He was supposed to be a doctor, but it's taking forever.
00:00:24Now he's just drowning in debt.
00:00:27Forget about him. I'll take care of you.
00:00:29You are so right.
00:00:32Oh, I love you, baby.
00:00:43Hello?
00:00:44Kira, Amber cheated on me.
00:00:46What?
00:00:46Yeah. I'm gonna break up with her, but I want to make it hurt. Can you help me?
00:00:51Hell yeah.
00:01:11Amber?
00:01:13I cheated on you.
00:01:17We should break up.
00:01:18What did you just say?
00:01:20You cheated? Are you insane?
00:01:23Yeah.
00:01:24I cheated.
00:01:26With someone 10,000 times hotter, smarter, and sexier than you.
00:01:33You're a broke student.
00:01:36You cheated on me?
00:01:38No. I don't believe it. What's the bitch's name?
00:01:42I thought you wouldn't believe me, so I brought her here.
00:01:45Come on out, sweetheart.
00:01:49Don't you give me sweetness and light for my restless smile?
00:01:57How about that?
00:01:58You cheated on me with a guy?
00:02:01What?
00:02:02Ha!
00:02:03Ha!
00:02:07What the hell, Kira?
00:02:10Miles, did you seriously cheat on me with a man?
00:02:15Yeah.
00:02:17How about that?
00:02:18Didn't see that one coming, huh?
00:02:20Whoop!
00:02:20Yeah!
00:02:25What the fuck?
00:02:29Please, help me.
00:02:30Have enough fun.
00:02:31I don't like men.
00:02:33I'll explain later.
00:02:36You cheating gay!
00:02:38How dare you make out with your manstress in front of me?
00:02:42Ugh!
00:02:43You homo scumbag!
00:02:45I'll kill you!
00:02:47You know what?
00:02:48You're right.
00:02:49I am a homo scumbag.
00:02:51So what?
00:02:52I cheated on you with a man!
00:02:56Deal with it!
00:03:08Enough!
00:03:14Enough!
00:03:15Enough!
00:03:18Are you alright?
00:03:35Stop pretending! No half-decent person would actually fall for miles!
00:03:41Sir? Sir? I'm so sorry for that whole mess in there. I promise I'll watch this and return it as
00:03:46soon as possible.
00:03:47It looks really expensive. Keep it. I have a hundred of these. Really? Wow. All right, good for you.
00:03:58Yeah. So, you cheated, huh? What? Oh, no, I didn't cheat. My girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend, Amber, cheated on me.
00:04:07I got a really amazing internship opportunity and then I saw that she was cheating on me, so I figured
00:04:11probably better to dump her first so I could focus on my work, you know?
00:04:17Oh, Amber? What the fuck are you doing?
00:04:21Josh, you're finally here.
00:04:23So you're the one who cheated on my precious Amber.
00:04:28Yeah, you hear that, you fucking gay? I cheated first.
00:04:33This is my personal trainer. He's richer than you, taller than you, and much stronger than you.
00:04:42So actually, I'm the one dumping you.
00:04:45You know what, Amber?
00:04:46You fucking dare to break my Amber's heart? Are you trying to die?
00:04:49Yeah! I mean, no. I mean, I cheated on her first.
00:04:56Yeah! And you know what, Amber? You deserve each other. He's all brawn and no brains.
00:05:01How about it?
00:05:02Thanks. This is my arm day.
00:05:06Babe, do I still need to beat him up? He compliments me on muscles.
00:05:09It is! He's calling us brainless!
00:05:13He's mocking us!
00:05:14Baby, beat up his boy toy!
00:05:16Whoa, wait, hold on. He's got nothing to do with this.
00:05:25Holy shit!
00:05:26What are you doing? Hit him!
00:05:28I can't move! I would hurt you! My hand, my hand, my hand!
00:05:32Not just brainless, it looks like those muscles are just for show, huh?
00:05:35Your muscles are useless? You can't even beat up two slutty gays?!
00:05:46Damn!
00:05:50Thank you so much for all that. I am so sorry. Can I take you out to dinner to repay
00:05:55you for all the mess I caused you today?
00:05:56I told you, I don't like men.
00:06:02I told you, I don't like men.
00:06:2270, 70
00:06:2370
00:06:40Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
00:06:43thank you, sorry.
00:06:55Oh, shit. How could it be him?
00:07:08Damn, why does it have to be him?
00:07:21So, you work at Everett Industries, too? Cool.
00:07:29Uh, just so you know, I didn't come here to, like, stalk you or anything.
00:07:33I'm not that interested in men. I'm not interested in men at all. I'm not gay.
00:07:38I said I'm not gay!
00:07:46Oh, uh, sorry, I thought you were gonna miss me.
00:07:56I already told you, I don't like men.
00:08:01So don't hit the wrong idea.
00:08:13Are they kissing?
00:08:14So our CEO likes men?
00:08:17Wait, what?
00:08:25No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:26Uh, it's not what it looks like.
00:08:29Misunderstanding!
00:08:29Hey!
00:08:30You come back here.
00:08:37You tell anyone about that kiss, and you're fired.
00:08:43Yes, boss.
00:08:50What the fuck? Miles Bennett actually got into the same company as me?
00:08:56That's Miles from high school.
00:08:59You know what? I am a homeless scumbag. So what? I cheated on you with a man.
00:09:05He's gay now? What perfect blackmail material. I'm gonna make good use of his gay meltdown.
00:09:21Oh, fuck!
00:09:24Kate? What the fuck are you doing here?
00:09:26I work here.
00:09:27Bitch!
00:09:28Shit!
00:09:29My high school bully is working at the same company as me?
00:09:34Kate, you're not gonna seriously bully me like you did in high school.
00:09:40No, no, no, no. Not like I did in high school. Just like right now.
00:09:43Yeah. And let me show you what I'm capable of.
00:09:45Alright, let's go.
00:09:47Stop!
00:09:53Please, please don't fire me.
00:09:55You drugged the CEO, and you still want to stay at his company?
00:09:59Dream on it.
00:10:00My God! Does she have a death wish?
00:10:04I mean, Hunter is just too handsome.
00:10:06We will try anything to get in his bed.
00:10:08Get out, or he'll pursue legal action.
00:10:15So why Dippy's handsome? Huh?
00:10:18Hunter has erectile dysfunction.
00:10:21He can't even get it up.
00:10:30Hunter has erectile dysfunction.
00:10:33He can't even get it up.
00:10:35If you want to add defamation to your list of crimes, Everett Industries will take you to court for all
00:10:39your worth.
00:10:40Security!
00:10:41No, please. Please, no.
00:10:44You cannot replace me! You'll regret this!
00:10:47I'll regret this!
00:10:49Go!
00:10:50Hi, I'm Kate.
00:10:51I'm the new addition to the secretarial pool.
00:10:54I am fully willing to fill in for Mr. Everett's assistance.
00:10:57I don't think so.
00:11:03You!
00:11:06Come here!
00:11:08Me?
00:11:10Me?
00:11:11Yeah!
00:11:14Uh, okay, wait. You have to be joking.
00:11:17Mr. Everett's assistance are usually girls.
00:11:20Don't think that I don't know what you're doing.
00:11:21Uh, I think there's been a misunderstanding. I'm just a medical intern.
00:11:24Double your salary. Report to the CEO's office now.
00:11:29Oh, and since you're a medical intern?
00:11:35Give Mr. Everett a physical exam to see if he has any side effects from being drugged!
00:11:39Shhh!
00:11:42You fell out of that!
00:11:44Who do you think you are stealing my assistant position?
00:11:47I didn't steal anything she buffered into me.
00:11:49This isn't high school anymore, Kate. You can't believe me like you used to.
00:11:51Oh, are you threatening me?
00:11:53How about I just tell everyone, you're gay now?
00:11:56What?
00:11:59Damn! Kate was at the coffee shop too?
00:12:02First of all, I'm not gay.
00:12:04And second of all, that's just me and my ex-girlfriend having an argument.
00:12:07Oh, yeah? Well...
00:12:10You know what? I am a homeless scumbag.
00:12:13So what?
00:12:14Shhh! I'm not a junk!
00:12:18I'm not gay!
00:12:20Listen, gay boy!
00:12:22I actually started working at this company to seduce the CEO, Hunter Everett.
00:12:26He is New York's most affalential person, okay?
00:12:30He is cold, he is handsome, he is abstinent, and he's worth billions.
00:12:33So since you stole my assistant position, you're gonna help me win his... heart.
00:12:39I got ridiculous! Why would I help you do something like that?
00:12:43Okay, well...
00:12:44I guess I'll just send this video to our high school group chat and your pastor father.
00:12:48I wonder what his reaction will be to finding out that you're in the Rainbow Brigade.
00:12:53Who do you dare?
00:12:56I guess you don't need the money...
00:12:58Or the job.
00:13:00No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, oh...
00:13:04I do need the job and I do need the money.
00:13:06Yeah...
00:13:06And I definitely don't want my dad to see that video.
00:13:09If I get you some private time with Mr. Everett, do you promise to delete that video?
00:13:16Ow!
00:13:17Take my documents to my desk.
00:13:19I'm gonna go to lunch.
00:13:21Skid, skid.
00:13:22Don't push it.
00:13:23Oh, push send?
00:13:24No, no, no, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't push that, don't push that.
00:13:28Skid.
00:13:29Skid, skid.
00:13:31You are just as easy to believe as you were in high school.
00:13:35This is gonna be so much fun.
00:13:52This guy's body's in amazing shape.
00:14:09Are you done with the examination?
00:14:13Yes.
00:14:14Yes, sorry.
00:14:15Well, good news is whatever your previous assistant gave you clearly has had no effect on you.
00:14:23Medical student?
00:14:25This is my first assistant who wants to be a doctor.
00:14:32Perfect.
00:14:34Come help me look at...
00:14:38Hunter has erectile dysfunction!
00:14:41He can't even get it up.
00:14:46No way.
00:14:48Is he really asking me to fix his erectile dysfunction?
00:14:54B-b-boss?
00:14:56I think it would be better if you had a, um, specialized doctor look at you with, um, specialized equipment.
00:15:07It's a minor issue.
00:15:08There's no need for all that.
00:15:11Yes, but this is a highly invasive examination.
00:15:14I think it would be better if you had a, um, specialized doctor look at you.
00:15:24We're both men. It's hardly an evasion of privacy.
00:15:29What's that to be embarrassed about?
00:15:31Unless you see this as less than professional?
00:15:35No.
00:15:36No, of course not.
00:15:38No!
00:15:40I'm not embarrassed.
00:15:41I'm not gay.
00:15:45I'm not trained in andrology, but...
00:15:47I really can't lose this job.
00:15:49Why are you still standing there?
00:15:51Come over here and help me look at this, okay?
00:15:56Okay.
00:15:59All right, pardon me.
00:16:09Wow, it's really big.
00:16:11Come over here and help me look at the wound on my back.
00:16:15Huh?
00:16:16What are you doing?
00:16:19Whoa!
00:16:20Oh!
00:16:22What are you doing?
00:16:24I asked you to look at the wound on my back.
00:16:28And you do that?
00:16:29No. Uh, Mr. Eppert, please, let me explain.
00:16:32I injured myself rock climbing last month.
00:16:35Got a few stitches, never got them removed.
00:16:39I wanted you to take a look.
00:16:41Please, let me explain. It's not what you think!
00:16:45With this kind of behavior, I can't possibly keep you as my assistant.
00:16:51No! I need this job to save up for tuition!
00:17:07What is this?
00:17:08Yes!
00:17:12Holy shit!
00:17:13Kate!
00:17:14Seriously?
00:17:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, boss.
00:17:16This picture, it isn't mine, Kate!
00:17:18From the moment that I met you until now, nothing good has happened.
00:17:23I'll have HR send you today's wages.
00:17:26Your previous assistant said you had erectile dysfunction and I thought you just wanted me to fix that!
00:17:32If you don't believe me, you can ask anybody in the lobby, they were all there and they all heard
00:17:35it.
00:17:39Fiona, could you come up here and handle Miles' termination, please?
00:17:46No!
00:17:47Yes. Now.
00:17:56What are you doing?
00:17:59Let go!
00:18:01No!
00:18:01I really need this job! Please, Mr. Everett, please!
00:18:04I'll do anything! I'll respect all your personal boundaries!
00:18:08I'll leave inside a contract!
00:18:10And I'll never talk about your erectile dysfunction ever again!
00:18:12You're still talking.
00:18:15I won't if you promise not to fire me.
00:18:18You're pushing your luck.
00:18:20If you don't get up, I'll have security escort you and a lamp out and send you a bill.
00:18:26Either way, that lamp costs a hundred thousand dollars.
00:18:31Well, I'm not going to let go because if your security comes in with Fiona,
00:18:37they're going to see me tied to your very expensive lamp with your belt.
00:18:40And that's not going to be a very good look for you, is it?
00:18:44You think I can't handle you?
00:18:46I told you this isn't my company.
00:18:49Who would dare say anything bad about me?
00:18:53Boss, I'm here.
00:18:53Help!
00:18:55I'm tied to this very expensive lamp with my boss's belt!
00:18:58Please, help me!
00:19:03Shut up!
00:19:05Are you crazy?
00:19:06They're meaning what I'm saying they got about you.
00:19:10What did you say?
00:19:11Am I hearing things?
00:19:13Fiona, you can go.
00:19:15Everything's fine.
00:19:20Don't make another sound.
00:19:23You understand?
00:19:26Or I won't if you promise not to fire me.
00:19:33Okay.
00:19:35I'll give you one more chance.
00:19:37Screw up again, and you're gone.
00:19:42You're right.
00:19:44I'll give you one more chance.
00:19:45I'll give you two more chance!
00:19:45Yes, boss?
00:19:55Woah!
00:19:58As my assistant, there's a few things you need to know.
00:20:05Get the assistant manual.
00:20:33What is he going to do?
00:20:35Kiss me?
00:20:40This one.
00:20:43Take it home, read it carefully.
00:20:45If you violate any of the rules in there, you won't just get fired.
00:20:50You'll be hearing from my legal team.
00:20:53Got it?
00:20:56Yes, boss.
00:21:04Why is my heart racing so fast?
00:21:07Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:21:08Calm down, Miles.
00:21:09Calm down.
00:21:11Breathe.
00:21:12You're not gay.
00:21:14You're not gay.
00:21:35Hey!
00:21:36Assistant Man-Yuel, what the hell is this?
00:21:38I'm back.
00:21:41One, the CEO does not like being lied to or used in any way.
00:21:47Duh.
00:21:48Two, no fraternizing with colleagues.
00:21:52Ugh.
00:21:53Boring.
00:21:55This bullshit.
00:21:56That's all you got?
00:21:57Like, what are his preferences?
00:21:59Like, what food does he like to eat?
00:22:01What kind of women does he want to fuck?
00:22:04It's my first day on the job.
00:22:05Cut me some slack, okay?
00:22:06Oh, my God.
00:22:07This is such bullshit.
00:22:08I'm literally going to go through menopause before your spineless ass gets me anything useful.
00:22:14Look, I don't care how you do it, but get me into his bed.
00:22:18Fast.
00:22:23You're insane.
00:22:27Wow.
00:22:37Take his food in.
00:22:39Just say Fiona asked you to pick up lunch.
00:22:45Coming.
00:22:51What is it?
00:22:52Uh, I brought you your lunch.
00:22:59Lunch?
00:23:00Fiona said that sometimes you work really hard and that you forget to eat.
00:23:04So I brought you your lunch.
00:23:07Cool.
00:23:08Bro, boss, I'm going to go now.
00:23:21I hate who you lied to.
00:23:25How did he know?
00:23:26I'm screwed.
00:23:31I, uh, let me explain.
00:23:36Fiona knows I never eat lunch.
00:23:39So you're lying.
00:23:41What?
00:23:42Damn it, Kate.
00:23:44You screwed me over again?
00:23:45Tell me.
00:23:47Which department is she from?
00:23:49What did she give you?
00:23:50I'll make sure she's fired.
00:23:52I, she, she is.
00:23:56Okay, then.
00:23:57How about I send this video to our high school group chat later and also forward it to your pastor,
00:24:02father.
00:24:03I wonder how they'll react when they see you with a boyfriend.
00:24:07She, she, she is me.
00:24:12I sent it.
00:24:14You sent it?
00:24:16You think I'm that gullible?
00:24:20Uh, well, if you don't want it, it's a real shame.
00:24:26It's delicious.
00:24:28It's nutritious.
00:24:29It smells really good.
00:24:30It tastes like chicken, because it is.
00:24:32It's chicken.
00:24:33And I'm going to throw it away since you don't want it.
00:24:35Whoa!
00:24:49Drugs are putting two vatans take out shit here right about now.
00:24:55Mr. Everett, I am so sorry.
00:24:59Here, here, here, here.
00:25:00I'll, I'll clean it up.
00:25:02Hey, it, it's fine.
00:25:04Miles.
00:25:05Today, I'm taking Mr. Everett down.
00:25:10Miles, I said it's fine.
00:25:13Mr. Everett?
00:25:24You, what are you two doing?
00:25:26Who told you you could enter?
00:25:28Get out.
00:25:28It's not what it looks like.
00:25:32I'm not gay!
00:25:38I should leave, too.
00:25:41Right?
00:25:42Yeah.
00:25:43Yeah.
00:25:54I'll deduct my dry cleaning bill from your salary!
00:26:00You fucking twinkle ink.
00:26:02You were trying to seduce him to ruin my plans, weren't you?
00:26:06I'm not gay, okay?
00:26:07So just let it go.
00:26:08I was just trying to help him.
00:26:10You know what?
00:26:12I don't have to explain myself to you.
00:26:15What a great headline.
00:26:18Renowned CEO has toured a fair with male intern in his office?
00:26:23Look, this is big news.
00:26:25Kate, I'm not gay, okay?
00:26:28And neither is Hunter.
00:26:29Just fucking let it go, all right?
00:26:31Okay, okay.
00:26:33Don't forget, I have real dirt on you.
00:26:36What do you want, Kate?
00:26:38Next Thursday is Mr. Everett's birthday.
00:26:40The company's having a party for him.
00:26:42Just get him there.
00:26:44And then, I'll have my way with him.
00:26:52The company's having a party for him is not a party for him, but he's not a party for him,
00:27:06but he's not a party for him.
00:27:16Hey, Hunter.
00:27:17Long time, no see.
00:27:19Now you said you didn't like lunch, but no one can resist a good steak.
00:27:24So, that lunch really was from him?
00:27:31Ah!
00:27:32Whoa!
00:27:39Hi!
00:27:41I came to tell you about this afternoon's party.
00:27:45So, it was you who sent the food?
00:27:48Yeah!
00:27:49Did you like it?
00:27:50You didn't.
00:27:51I'm sorry.
00:27:52Please don't fire me.
00:27:52I'm trying really hard here.
00:27:54Look, I even cleaned your handkerchief for you.
00:27:55It's brand new, just for you.
00:27:57Nice shade of blue.
00:27:58Woo-hoo-hoo!
00:27:59Brunch of blue.
00:28:00Oh, wait.
00:28:01Are you going to try it?
00:28:02Does that mean you forgive me?
00:28:07Isn't this what you wanted?
00:28:11Yeah!
00:28:14Tell me.
00:28:16Well, why are you following me?
00:28:18Which company sent you?
00:28:20And what did you put in the food?
00:28:24Uh, I think there's been a misunderstanding here.
00:28:27Won't talk?
00:28:28Then you can sit and wait for my lawyers.
00:28:31And I'll discuss it together.
00:28:33Get out.
00:28:35Uh, no.
00:28:36Wait, look.
00:28:37I'll prove it to you.
00:28:38See?
00:28:39What?
00:28:41It's not poison.
00:28:42It's delicious.
00:28:45It's delicious.
00:28:48My decision still stands.
00:28:53You're fired.
00:28:55I gotta go all out.
00:28:59Boss.
00:29:02The reason why I'm doing all this
00:29:05is because
00:29:06I
00:29:09like you.
00:29:14Wait.
00:29:16You like me.
00:29:18But you said you're not gay.
00:29:23And I meant that.
00:29:25I'm not gay.
00:29:26And
00:29:27I'm not into dudes.
00:29:30At least I wasn't
00:29:31until I met you.
00:29:33And I just couldn't
00:29:35believe
00:29:37that there could be such a
00:29:40perfect
00:29:41person
00:29:43could exist
00:29:45in this big
00:29:47wide
00:29:48world.
00:29:54Anyway,
00:29:56if you like somebody,
00:29:58their gender shouldn't matter.
00:29:59Right?
00:30:00Right?
00:30:01Right?
00:30:05Is this a love
00:30:06confession?
00:30:07Well,
00:30:09This is Hunter.
00:30:11Wait a minute.
00:30:12What did I just say?
00:30:13He looks even angrier.
00:30:15I'm dead.
00:30:16Okay.
00:30:18Got it.
00:30:21Boss,
00:30:22please don't fire me.
00:30:23I'll work really,
00:30:24really,
00:30:24really hard.
00:30:25Please?
00:30:26Please?
00:30:26Please?
00:30:27Please?
00:30:28Please?
00:30:29Please?
00:30:30Please?
00:30:30I have to go sign a contract.
00:30:35You drive me.
00:30:36What?
00:30:37Don't want to come?
00:30:39Weren't you the one who said
00:30:39you wanted to work hard?
00:30:41Yeah.
00:30:41Yeah?
00:30:42Yeah.
00:30:42Yeah.
00:30:44Yeah.
00:30:46Yeah!
00:30:59Oh,
00:31:00my cutie.
00:31:02I'm in trouble.
00:31:04What?
00:31:05There's some guys
00:31:06that are harassing me.
00:31:07Can you pretend
00:31:08to be my boyfriend
00:31:09for a bit?
00:31:10Uh...
00:31:10Pretty,
00:31:11please?
00:31:11I can talk to security
00:31:12over there
00:31:13if you want.
00:31:14There's no time!
00:31:21Why are we running?
00:31:22Is there someone behind us?
00:31:24It's not!
00:31:24I'm...
00:31:31Why are we running
00:31:32when there's no one
00:31:32behind us?
00:31:35Uh...
00:31:35What's going on?
00:31:38You...
00:31:39What are you doing?
00:31:41Uh...
00:31:42Stop!
00:31:42Miss!
00:31:43I...
00:31:43Please!
00:31:43I don't need a lap dance!
00:31:45Hey!
00:31:45Stop!
00:31:46Help!
00:31:47He's trying to rape me!
00:31:49What?
00:31:49No!
00:31:49That's not what's going on!
00:31:53How dare you
00:31:54touch my sister!
00:31:58What?
00:31:58No!
00:31:59Wait!
00:31:59What are you doing?
00:32:00Stop!
00:32:00Whoa!
00:32:01Hey!
00:32:01Let go of me!
00:32:02He brought me in here
00:32:04and then he
00:32:04stripped me of my clothes!
00:32:07Beat him up!
00:32:08You're disgusting!
00:32:09You're a disgusting
00:32:10piece of shit!
00:32:11My sister's still a minor!
00:32:14What the...
00:32:14No!
00:32:15She asked me
00:32:16to be her boyfriend!
00:32:19Come on!
00:32:21How about you
00:32:22compensate my sister?
00:32:24Let's say, uh...
00:32:26Ten thousand dollars.
00:32:27Or you don't leave here alive.
00:32:29Ten thousand dollars?
00:32:30Ten thousand dollars.
00:32:31That's...
00:32:32That's crazy!
00:32:33I can't...
00:32:34I can't...
00:32:35I can't...
00:32:36I can't...
00:32:36I can't...
00:32:37Wait!
00:32:38Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:32:40This is a scam.
00:32:41You're scamming me.
00:32:43Scamming you?
00:32:44You were about to sleep
00:32:46with an under-raised girl.
00:32:49That's impossible!
00:32:51I...
00:32:52I...
00:32:52I, uh...
00:32:53I have erectile dysfunction!
00:33:00I have erectile dysfunction!
00:33:06Please, what else do you want?
00:33:08I...
00:33:08I told you, I...
00:33:09I have ED!
00:33:10I don't care if your dick
00:33:11don't work.
00:33:12Call for the money.
00:33:13I...
00:33:14I don't have ten thousand dollars.
00:33:16All I have are student loans.
00:33:25Pay the fuck up
00:33:27or I will call the police.
00:33:28Don't wonder how long
00:33:29you'll serve for, uh...
00:33:30messing with a minor.
00:33:33Why would I lie about something
00:33:35I didn't do, asshole?
00:33:37Fuck!
00:33:38Nessie little shit!
00:33:40Ah!
00:33:43Empty is bad.
00:33:45Let's go.
00:33:45Ugh!
00:33:46Yeah!
00:33:47No!
00:33:52Stop!
00:33:55Those are important documents
00:33:57that belong to Everett Industries!
00:34:00Everett Industries?
00:34:01That's the Everett Family Company?
00:34:04New York's top business dynasty?
00:34:07You could never work
00:34:08for a company like that.
00:34:10I'm not joking!
00:34:11I'm Hunter Everett's
00:34:11personal assistant!
00:34:12Who cares?
00:34:14My step-cousin Alan
00:34:15is Hunter's best friend.
00:34:16So what that makes you?
00:34:20It's Hunter Everett!
00:34:22Oh!
00:34:31You know what?
00:34:33Drop the axe.
00:34:34It's even.
00:34:35If the president
00:34:36of the United States
00:34:37was here,
00:34:38he couldn't save you.
00:34:39You're not gonna pay up?
00:34:40We'll beat it, Alan.
00:34:43We'll beat it, Alan.
00:34:44No!
00:34:45Please!
00:34:48Stop!
00:34:54Mr. Everett!
00:34:56Boss!
00:34:57He's him!
00:35:02What happened?
00:35:05Alan!
00:35:07Alan!
00:35:07Get in here
00:35:07and apologize.
00:35:08Now!
00:35:09Alan,
00:35:10what the fuck
00:35:10are you hitting me for
00:35:11when he's the rapist?
00:35:13Bullshit!
00:35:13You think
00:35:14I didn't know
00:35:15the scam
00:35:15that you love playing?
00:35:16I told you to quit
00:35:17this bullshit
00:35:18a long time ago.
00:35:19Well, whatever.
00:35:19He's just some guy
00:35:20pretending to be
00:35:21Hunter's assistant.
00:35:22Why do I gotta
00:35:23apologize to him?
00:35:29You fucking idiot!
00:35:30He is Hunter's assistant.
00:35:37Boss,
00:35:37I'm so sorry.
00:35:38I thought you needed help.
00:35:39That's why I went in there.
00:35:40I'll reprint
00:35:41all the company documents.
00:35:43Please don't fire me.
00:35:44Miles,
00:35:44it's not your fault.
00:35:46Are you hurt?
00:35:47Me?
00:35:48No, no, no.
00:35:49I'm fine.
00:35:50I just got a couple
00:35:51of scrapes and bruises.
00:35:52The thing that will
00:35:53get in the way
00:35:53of work tomorrow?
00:35:54Miles,
00:35:55I'm not gonna fire you,
00:35:56okay?
00:35:57You're not?
00:35:59Oh,
00:35:59thank you so much,
00:36:00sir!
00:36:00I promise I won't
00:36:01mess up again!
00:36:04I can't.
00:36:06Breathe!
00:36:08Sorry.
00:36:09Sorry.
00:36:10Damn.
00:36:11Come on.
00:36:12Those people who hurt you,
00:36:13we're gonna make them pay.
00:36:21So,
00:36:22for years now,
00:36:23have put up
00:36:24with all of your antics,
00:36:25have put up with all of your antics.
00:36:25Now,
00:36:25you actually mess with
00:36:27Hunter's assistance,
00:36:28I'm gonna fucking cure you!
00:36:33How was I supposed to know?
00:36:34Don't all billionaires get
00:36:36Hunt assistance!
00:36:37How was I supposed to know
00:36:38he was gonna be a guy?
00:36:41Listen,
00:36:42you know what to do.
00:36:44I need to spell it out to you.
00:36:49I'm sorry, sir.
00:36:50The person you need to apologize to
00:36:53is Miles.
00:36:54Sorry, sir.
00:36:55I didn't recognize you
00:36:57as the CEO's assistant.
00:37:03I'm an idiot!
00:37:05I'm a loser!
00:37:07Please.
00:37:08Please.
00:37:09Forgive me.
00:37:10Don't hold a grudge
00:37:11against a pathetic loser
00:37:12like myself.
00:37:15Mr. Everett,
00:37:16I think we both can agree
00:37:18that my step-cousin's apologies
00:37:20are sincere enough
00:37:21in regards to our collaboration.
00:37:23Everett Industries
00:37:24will not ever
00:37:25cooperate with a business
00:37:27related to you
00:37:27ever again.
00:37:31Miles,
00:37:32let's go back to the office.
00:37:44Damn it!
00:37:44I forgot today
00:37:45is his birthday!
00:37:46Boss,
00:37:48I'm gonna go to
00:37:48the convenience store
00:37:49really quick.
00:37:50I'll be right back.
00:37:55It's so cold.
00:37:58Hunter,
00:37:58try not to be moved to tears
00:37:59when you see this.
00:38:02Hey!
00:38:03Are you blind?
00:38:04Aw, man,
00:38:05you made me drop my cupcakes!
00:38:09What did you say to me?
00:38:11You want to repeat that?
00:38:12I don't want any trouble, guys.
00:38:14They were a birthday present.
00:38:15They were the last cupcakes
00:38:16at the store.
00:38:17What the fuck is wrong
00:38:17with you guys?
00:38:18Settle down, twink.
00:38:19Twink?
00:38:20I'm not gay!
00:38:21Why does everybody
00:38:22think I'm gay?
00:38:24Sure these are pretty good.
00:38:25Really good.
00:38:26Hold on,
00:38:27are you seriously mugging me
00:38:28for my cupcakes right now?
00:38:30You can't eat those!
00:38:32Can't eat them?
00:38:33These ones?
00:38:34Yeah.
00:38:35These?
00:38:35Yeah, those ones!
00:38:51You know,
00:38:51that looks great on you.
00:38:53That's a good look.
00:38:54It looks good.
00:38:54It looks good.
00:38:55Yeah!
00:38:55You have no idea
00:38:57what I've been through today.
00:39:03What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:39:05You got a death wish or something?
00:39:14I think you're the one
00:39:15with the death wish.
00:39:16Get your hands off,
00:39:17my man!
00:39:18Hey,
00:39:18this is none of your business.
00:39:19Get lost,
00:39:20or I'll cut that
00:39:21pretty face of yours.
00:39:23He's got me.
00:39:24Hunter,
00:39:25no!
00:39:39Now get lost!
00:39:44Hunter?
00:39:51Hunter,
00:39:52you're hurt.
00:39:53I was trying to protect you.
00:39:55Who asked you to do that?
00:39:56And why were you out here
00:39:57for so long?
00:39:59Haven't you caused me
00:40:00enough trouble today?
00:40:02What,
00:40:02you think I was out here
00:40:03trying to buy poison
00:40:04for your food?
00:40:05That's not what I meant.
00:40:09I was trying to surprise you
00:40:10with cupcakes
00:40:11for your birthday.
00:40:12My birthday?
00:40:13Yeah,
00:40:14it's your birthday today,
00:40:15stupid.
00:40:15You missed the party
00:40:16HR was gonna throw for you,
00:40:17so I figured I'd surprise you
00:40:18with cupcakes.
00:40:24Okay,
00:40:25where are the cupcakes?
00:40:28Where are the cupcakes?
00:40:38Wait.
00:40:40You gotta make a wish
00:40:41before you blow it out.
00:40:42I already made my wish.
00:40:50You want some help?
00:40:51Yeah.
00:41:10Thank you
00:41:11for celebrating
00:41:12my birthday.
00:41:14Look,
00:41:15I wasn't angry
00:41:17at you back there.
00:41:17I,
00:41:18I was just worried.
00:41:20I,
00:41:20I thought I might
00:41:21lose you.
00:41:25Quiet.
00:41:26Still angry with me?
00:41:30Look,
00:41:32it was my fault.
00:41:33I,
00:41:35about that
00:41:36love confession.
00:41:37I've thought it over.
00:41:38I,
00:41:40I,
00:41:43I accept.
00:41:57Miles,
00:41:58you have a fever.
00:42:08Hey.
00:42:10Hey,
00:42:11little doctor.
00:42:11Hey.
00:42:13Hey,
00:42:13don't sleep.
00:42:14You need to take off
00:42:15your wet clothes,
00:42:16okay?
00:42:17Hey.
00:42:19Hey.
00:42:19Hey.
00:42:25No,
00:42:26no,
00:42:26no,
00:42:26please,
00:42:27please don't
00:42:27take off
00:42:28my clothes.
00:42:29You need to dry off,
00:42:30otherwise you'll get sick.
00:42:31then you take off
00:42:33your clothes first.
00:42:35It's only polite.
00:42:44Okay.
00:42:46I,
00:42:47I took mine off.
00:42:49Now,
00:42:50you take yours off,
00:42:51please.
00:42:58Come here.
00:42:59There you go.
00:42:59No,
00:43:00no,
00:43:00no,
00:43:00no,
00:43:00no,
00:43:00no,
00:43:01get yourself right down,
00:43:02okay?
00:43:03Okay.
00:43:04Can I sleep now?
00:43:07I'm cold.
00:43:10Do it.
00:43:12Okay.
00:43:14You're still so hot.
00:43:16You're a doctor.
00:43:16How do we,
00:43:17how do we bring the fever down?
00:43:19Everything hurts.
00:43:20Please make it stop.
00:43:33I'm cold.
00:43:34Uh,
00:43:35I'm cold.
00:43:36I'm cold.
00:43:40I'm cold.
00:43:44I'm cold.
00:43:46Oh,
00:43:50No, no, no. I'm the doctor. I didn't write a prescription for any pills.
00:43:56Where'd these come from?
00:43:58They're from my blood.
00:44:02That's gross. I don't want it.
00:44:04Miles, as your boss, I order you to take it.
00:44:08As your intern, I order you to feed it to me.
00:44:14Please.
00:44:17Okay. Okay. Here, take this.
00:44:23Here. Here. Water, okay.
00:44:26Mmm, this too.
00:44:29Water, okay.
00:44:58Transcription by CastingWords
00:45:05What the hell am I doing?
00:45:44Transcription by CastingWords
00:45:58Oh, you're awake.
00:46:01Your fever broke?
00:46:02Mr. Everett!
00:46:03This, this, this...
00:46:06Owls?
00:46:08Wow.
00:46:11We, we, we didn't do anything, right?
00:46:17What, were you expecting something to happen between us?
00:46:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:46:22I, I, I, I just, I, I, I thought you, um, I don't know, man, I, I feel like I
00:46:28just keep causing you trouble.
00:46:30Is that so?
00:46:33And this trouble, does it have something to do with your confession to me yesterday?
00:46:38Miles, you've lost your fucking mind!
00:46:41Kate can't ever find out about this!
00:46:44I don't care what your sexuality is, but if you behave unprofessionally, I will not hesitate.
00:46:52To fire you. Instantly.
00:46:57I, uh, I'll, uh, keep my work and life separate. Promise. Sir.
00:47:07Now he's definitely convinced I'm into men!
00:47:16Uh, sir, something's come up with the company. I have to go.
00:47:22But, are I coming too strong?
00:47:27I, I'm not even gay. Why am I overthinking this?
00:47:35What the fuck is going on? Can we just talk like civilized people?
00:47:37No, I told you to drug him. You spilled his salad.
00:47:41I told you to invite him to the birthday party. You let him slip away.
00:47:44Drug him? What are you talking about?
00:47:47Hunter had to sign another contract.
00:47:50I don't have the patience you like to drink a bell.
00:47:52The company's having a retreat next week, and you have to set me up with Hunter or else.
00:48:00Told me you're gonna fucking kill me!
00:48:03Do this up, and you're finished.
00:48:08You're my itinerary for the company retreat.
00:48:11Fucking, fucking no.
00:48:16He's not trying to kill himself, is he?
00:48:19Because I rejected his confession?
00:48:24Come on, come on, come on, pastor.
00:48:27Don't do anything stupid!
00:48:28I never rejected you!
00:48:39I accept your confession.
00:48:44What did you just say?
00:48:46You have a lot of good qualities, Miles.
00:48:48You're brave, kind, honest.
00:48:52So I accept your love confession.
00:49:00No, no, no, no, no. You're not thinking straight right now.
00:49:02How am I supposed to think straight, Miles?
00:49:04You're the one who was about to jump off a building!
00:49:06What?
00:49:07I've never been confessed to by a guy before.
00:49:10You've got to know that.
00:49:12Wait, no, no, no. I don't think you understand.
00:49:14I wasn't trying to jump off a building.
00:49:15What I'm saying is, I agree.
00:49:18What?
00:49:21But I...
00:49:25I can't.
00:49:26Why not? You started this.
00:49:29You kissed me at the coffee shop.
00:49:31You're the one who confessed to me.
00:49:35Because, because, you have erectile dysfunction!
00:49:44Boss?
00:49:45Miles?
00:49:46You too.
00:49:47I just came to confirm the accommodations and the bookings for the company retreat.
00:49:52Company retreat. Company retreat.
00:49:53Yes, they're all there.
00:49:54I'll circle back with you later, Fiona.
00:49:56Okay, sure.
00:50:00I think we should take a breath and think about this.
00:50:04Miles?
00:50:07He was the one who confessed to me.
00:50:10Why does it feel like I'm the one being rejected?
00:50:23Why would you think I have problems like that?
00:50:26Someone must be spreading slander around me.
00:50:28I need to clear things up.
00:50:30Wait.
00:50:31Why do I need to clear things up?
00:50:34He came on to me first.
00:50:43I need your final sign-off on the retreat's activities.
00:50:48Miles, put your things down.
00:50:49I have an online meeting.
00:50:50I need you to take notes.
00:50:52Uh, actually, I need to help set up for the party.
00:50:54But Kate can help you, right?
00:50:57Boss, there's this place behind the retreat with amazing views.
00:51:01Let me show you around.
00:51:02Who exactly is CEO here?
00:51:04Boss, I...
00:51:05And I thought we could...
00:51:09Oh, Miles.
00:51:10You're gonna get it for me.
00:51:22Oops.
00:51:39Fiona?
00:51:40Oh, no.
00:51:41He's having an allergic reaction.
00:51:43Miles got the cake.
00:51:44I saw him put it there.
00:51:52He's having an allergic reaction.
00:51:54Miles got the cake.
00:51:55I saw him put it right there.
00:51:55Literally, I'm positive.
00:51:56I put a label on it.
00:51:57There's no way there's mango in there.
00:51:58Fiona, did you eat from the wrong box?
00:52:01I have an epipad.
00:52:02I'm just gonna use that.
00:52:02Who knows if you did this on purpose?
00:52:04What are you trying to kill her and finish the job?
00:52:08I agree.
00:52:11Of course not.
00:52:12Why would I hurt Fiona?
00:52:14And even if it was me, how would I know she'd eat the cake?
00:52:17Reason?
00:52:17Too simple.
00:52:22A promotion.
00:52:23You want to go from executive assistant to the director of HR.
00:52:26Forget about hard work, right, ladies?
00:52:27You just want to be on easy street.
00:52:30He's always been pretty close to the boss.
00:52:32Last time I saw him and the boss in that elevator.
00:52:35Oh my god, is that why he doesn't get too close to women?
00:52:38A scheming slut like you deserves to be fired.
00:52:42It's your fault, you damn fairy.
00:52:45Seducing Hunter and ruining my plans.
00:52:49What's going on here?
00:52:55What's going on here?
00:52:56Boss.
00:52:58Fiona's allergic to mango and Miles gave her a piece of cake with mango in it.
00:53:01He's trying to kill people to get to the corporate ladder.
00:53:04Right at the top.
00:53:06It's not true.
00:53:07She's lying.
00:53:08Miles is a responsible person.
00:53:09I don't believe he would do something like that.
00:53:11But he was in charge of the cake.
00:53:13And in that case, we could check the security page.
00:53:16The what?
00:53:22Now that I think about it, everyone was handing cakes to each other,
00:53:25so it could have been anybody who makes things up, right?
00:53:28Right?
00:53:29You better back me up on this, Miles, or else I'll...
00:53:32Or else you'll what?
00:53:36Or else you'll what?
00:53:40This was my fault from the beginning.
00:53:42I caused Hunter so much trouble.
00:53:45I can't let her tarnish his reputation.
00:53:47Actually,
00:53:52it was my fault.
00:53:54Sort of.
00:53:55I shouldn't have put the boxes next to each other.
00:53:59You know, I'm so sorry.
00:54:02I'll resign.
00:54:18Hey.
00:54:21Well, well.
00:54:23If it isn't my broke, unemployed,
00:54:26gay ex-boyfriend.
00:54:31Amber, what are you doing here?
00:54:33This resort belongs to Everett Industries.
00:54:36With my pretty face and hot bod,
00:54:38landing the CEO will be a piece of cake.
00:54:41Wait, so you're just going to let your girlfriend
00:54:45seduce other men?
00:54:46What's the problem?
00:54:47Amber loves me.
00:54:48Besides,
00:54:49she said when she gets rich,
00:54:50she's going to buy a yacht.
00:54:52Oh, great.
00:54:54You guys are even dumber than I thought.
00:54:55You know what?
00:54:56Thank you so much for cheating on me, Amber.
00:54:58I really mean that.
00:55:00You're a penniless med student
00:55:02who's drowning in student loans.
00:55:04You're never going to amount to anything,
00:55:06and you want to talk down to me?
00:55:07You know what Amber told me?
00:55:09She was the last woman you ever loved.
00:55:10She's so irresistible.
00:55:12After you found out about us,
00:55:14you stopped liking women altogether.
00:55:17You know what?
00:55:19Think whatever you want.
00:55:21Fine.
00:55:22I'm gay.
00:55:23Yeah, that's right.
00:55:24I'm gay.
00:55:26I like men.
00:55:27I'm gay.
00:55:29So what?
00:55:30Yeah.
00:55:32We know.
00:55:33The boyfriend's here.
00:55:35Miles, is that you?
00:55:37Fuck.
00:55:39Remember me?
00:55:41You'll pay for last time, dick.
00:55:43Hey, don't touch him.
00:55:44If you want to fight, take it out on me.
00:55:48Don't touch him.
00:55:48If you want to fight, take it out on me.
00:55:50Ow.
00:55:53Hey.
00:55:53Hunter, run.
00:55:55Run.
00:56:10Don't you know where we are?
00:56:12Get out before I call security.
00:56:15You're telling me to get out of my family's own resort.
00:56:18Don't be ridiculous.
00:56:20You?
00:56:21You couldn't possibly afford to stay at an Everett Industries resort.
00:56:25I think he's going crazy.
00:56:26He's just spitting bullshit.
00:56:29Crazy?
00:56:30I'll show you who's crazy.
00:56:36You two are trespassing on private property and threatening the safety of our CEO.
00:56:40Wait, what?
00:56:41You're actually the CEO of Everett Industries?
00:56:43The most eligible bachelor in New York is Miles' boyfriend?
00:56:47How?
00:56:48Oh, my fucking God.
00:56:54Hunter and Miles are dating.
00:56:57Hunter's a big old gay.
00:57:02Hey.
00:57:03Hey, are you okay?
00:57:04Yeah.
00:57:05Yeah, I'm fine.
00:57:08I'm really sorry.
00:57:10I feel like I just keep causing you trouble.
00:57:13I know I already resigned, but is there any way I can take the company bus tomorrow?
00:57:17I have no way of getting home.
00:57:20I reject your resignation.
00:57:24No one's ever tried to jump off a building for me.
00:57:28I actually wasn't trying to jump off a building.
00:57:31And I think most importantly, you don't like men.
00:57:34I shouldn't have confessed anything to you.
00:57:36But your confession, it still stands.
00:57:42Damn it.
00:57:42Why is my heart racing?
00:57:52What the hell are you doing here?
00:57:56Haven't you fucked me over enough?
00:57:58I haven't gotten what I've wanted yet.
00:58:00Oh.
00:58:00You want to tell my parents I'm gay, right?
00:58:02You know what?
00:58:03Go ahead.
00:58:05I don't care anymore.
00:58:07That's nothing.
00:58:09Now I know that the guy that you kissed the other day was the C-E-O.
00:58:16How do you knelt...
00:58:22How do you knelt...
00:58:23Wait.
00:58:24I mean, uh...
00:58:26You're making things up?
00:58:28It's like...
00:58:29Life wants me to win.
00:58:31How else would I get such a perfect opportunity?
00:58:40I think you got it all wrong.
00:58:42This is a complete misunderstanding.
00:58:43Hunter and I have nothing to do with...
00:58:44I don't care what the truth is.
00:58:46I want harsh money.
00:58:48One million dollars in 24 hours or I sell this video to the media.
00:58:53The company's stocks crash.
00:58:56Bye-bye, Everett Industries.
00:58:59One million dollars?
00:59:01Are you insane?
00:59:02What do you think?
00:59:04The headline should be...
00:59:06CEO gets caught with male assistant in his pants?
00:59:10Or rich tycoon and his secret twink?
00:59:15That's all.
00:59:17Loser?
00:59:25Sir, can I ask you something?
00:59:32Hunter?
00:59:35What is it this time?
00:59:39Um...
00:59:39Hypothetically speaking, if someone were to spread a rumor that you were gay and then the company's stocks plummeted, what
00:59:48would you do?
00:59:50I mean, like, obviously hypothetically speaking, because you're not gay.
00:59:53Honestly, I couldn't care less.
01:00:00Categorizing people by sexual orientation, it's ridiculous to begin with.
01:00:07If you like someone, if you like someone, their gender shouldn't matter at all.
01:00:12If you like somebody, their gender shouldn't matter, right?
01:00:15He remembered that.
01:00:17But, as CEO of Everett Industries, I do have a responsibility to my employees and my investors.
01:00:23I would never let my personal life jeopardize the company.
01:00:28Not unless there was no other choice.
01:00:33And if someone tried to harm it, they would not walk away unscathed.
01:00:39But you, you don't have to worry about that.
01:00:45Okay.
01:00:47I understand.
01:00:49You've already done so much for me.
01:00:51I can't keep being a burden.
01:01:02But, why are you bringing this up all of a sudden?
01:01:05It's nothing.
01:01:07I feel like you have something to tell me.
01:01:12I'm gonna go be in the warehouse.
01:01:23So, you can transfer the loan to my account in three days?
01:01:29Great.
01:01:31Thanks.
01:01:33Once I pay Kate off with the hush money, she won't bother Hunter anymore.
01:01:37Right?
01:01:39When did you get here?
01:01:41Uh, I've been here.
01:01:42I'm just, uh, organizing the team building supplies.
01:01:47Perfect.
01:01:48I was gonna stay and help, too.
01:01:50Let's also change the lights in here.
01:01:52Yeah.
01:01:52Yeah.
01:01:52Yeah.
01:01:53Yeah.
01:01:55Hey, listen.
01:01:56Um, about this afternoon, I know it was Kate.
01:02:00Why didn't you call her out?
01:02:04I can't tell you that.
01:02:10What are you two doing?
01:02:12Mr. Everett, what brings you here?
01:02:16Mr. Everett, what brings you here?
01:02:21Uh, you two need some help?
01:02:22No.
01:02:23Uh, Noah said he could help me with everything in here.
01:02:26Yeah.
01:02:27And, uh, it's too much for one person anyway.
01:02:29And we'll get it done faster together.
01:02:39Mr. Everett, we really don't need the extra help.
01:02:44I said what I said.
01:02:48I hate him.
01:02:50Hunter, what are you doing?
01:03:15Watch out!
01:03:26Hunter, are you okay?
01:03:28Uh, it's fine.
01:03:30It's fine.
01:03:30It's just a scratch.
01:03:31No way.
01:03:31I need to watch the spelling.
01:03:33Let me take a look.
01:03:34Come on.
01:03:37Mr. Everett, I...
01:03:38I'll go get some help.
01:03:45Hold on.
01:03:46I'll get some topical lidocaine for you.
01:03:52What's this?
01:03:54Starting to worry about me?
01:03:55I'm a doctor.
01:03:56It's part of the job.
01:03:58Is that all it is?
01:03:59Shh.
01:04:03This is gonna hurt.
01:04:07Miles.
01:04:09Stop avoiding me.
01:04:11Whatever secret you've got locked up inside, you can tell me.
01:04:15I'll share the brain with you.
01:04:18I can't miss things up for him again.
01:04:20Once I pay Kate off, I'll resign.
01:04:26What's going on?
01:04:32Hello?
01:04:34The door is locked for me outside.
01:04:37This warehouse is airtight.
01:04:39The lights are out.
01:04:42There's...
01:04:43There's no e-c.
01:04:44Miles, what's wrong?
01:04:47I'm...
01:04:47I'm...
01:04:48I'm claustrophal.
01:04:52Hey, hey, hey.
01:04:53I got you, okay?
01:04:54Stay with me.
01:04:57You're a doctor.
01:04:58What do I do with that?
01:05:00What do I do with this claustrophobia, huh?
01:05:02Breathe.
01:05:04I can't.
01:05:04Hey, look at me, okay?
01:05:06Okay?
01:05:06Listen to my voice.
01:05:08Okay?
01:05:09Don't be scared.
01:05:10I got you.
01:05:12I was ill.
01:05:14My father...
01:05:16puts me in the closet.
01:05:19Hey, come...
01:05:20Don't think about that right now, okay?
01:05:22Listen to my voice.
01:05:23Stay with me.
01:05:26It's too hot, dear.
01:05:28Come on.
01:05:28Get too hot.
01:05:29Take this off.
01:05:30I need to cool you down.
01:05:33Come on.
01:05:33Okay?
01:05:34Stay with me, Miles.
01:05:36I'm sure I did everything good.
01:05:40It's...
01:05:42It's...
01:05:44It's...
01:05:45It's...
01:05:46It's...
01:05:46It's...
01:05:47It's...
01:05:47It's...
01:05:47It's...
01:05:47It's...
01:05:47It's...
01:05:48Miles!
01:05:49Yeah.
01:05:52Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:06:11Hey, hey, hey, hey, you okay?
01:06:14You okay?
01:06:16You okay?
01:06:17Hey, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
01:06:22Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
01:06:26I'm going to save you.
01:06:31Hey, I just wanted to kiss you.
01:06:59It's not what it looks like.
01:07:05If anyone discloses what they saw here today, they'll be hearing from my legal team.
01:07:11Fiona, I need you to draft a legal statement now.
01:07:18But as CEO of Everett Industries, I have a responsibility to my employees and my investors.
01:07:26I would never let my personal life jeopardize the company.
01:07:31Aren't you scutting all ties with me?
01:07:33Draft a statement.
01:07:35I'm going to go public about my relationship with Miles.
01:07:38Mr. Everett, you know how much this could impact the stock price?
01:07:41I believe our investors care about the company, not my personal affairs.
01:07:45But our competitors will definitely use this against us.
01:07:50All right.
01:07:51I'll put this statement together as quickly as I can.
01:08:05Okay.
01:08:07Hunter's drafting a statement right now to cut all ties with me.
01:08:11He's probably never cared about you to begin with.
01:08:14That's a good thing.
01:08:15Right?
01:08:16Why am I so upset?
01:08:18It's not like I care about him, whether...
01:08:33Are you all right?
01:08:54Miles, are you okay?
01:08:57You and Hunter...
01:08:58Yeah.
01:08:59I'm fine.
01:09:03I'm going to resign.
01:09:05Resign?
01:09:05You can't be serious.
01:09:07You didn't do anything wrong.
01:09:10Why aren't you at the company...
01:09:12thing?
01:09:14I hate team bonding stuff.
01:09:16Besides, you were there.
01:09:19What?
01:09:20Miles, I know what you're going through.
01:09:23We're the same.
01:09:26Oh, no, I...
01:09:28I'm not...
01:09:30I don't...
01:09:32So this is why you skipped the event?
01:09:37So this is why you skipped the event?
01:09:40Even if you're a big scary boss, you should still knock.
01:09:44It's different.
01:09:45He's my assistant.
01:09:49Don't have to go with you if I don't want to.
01:09:53Do you realize company policy strictly forbids fraternizing between colleagues?
01:09:57Fine.
01:09:58Then I resign now.
01:10:01Company policy requires 48 hours notice for resignation.
01:10:06You.
01:10:07Get out or I'll fire you on the spot.
01:10:12What the fuck do you want, asshole?
01:10:14Be ready by 7.30.
01:10:16You're coming with me to an important client meeting.
01:10:33Hunter.
01:10:34One time, no see.
01:10:36I'm really looking forward to working together.
01:10:38This is my assistant, Miles.
01:10:40This is Miss Monroe.
01:10:42Hello.
01:10:44Not too shabby.
01:10:45Such a handsome young man and that adorable little face.
01:10:52Let's find some more quiet to talk.
01:10:55I'd like to finalize our partnership today.
01:11:02Hunter, I've really been looking forward to our partnership.
01:11:06I'm completely on board with everything.
01:11:09And I'll put the contract together today.
01:11:11I just have one small request.
01:11:16I have some contract details I'd like to discuss with your little assistant in my room.
01:11:25Sorry, Tammy.
01:11:27Our company doesn't sell employees to close deals.
01:11:33Our company doesn't sell employees to close deals.
01:11:36It's just a joke.
01:11:38That boy is young enough to be my son.
01:11:44This is Hunter.
01:11:53Bring Hunter's assistant to my room.
01:11:55But didn't he just say...
01:11:57Are you stupid?
01:11:58He left to take the call.
01:12:00That's a yes.
01:12:01Haven't you figured it out yet?
01:12:03Not everyone says things outright.
01:12:04Oh.
01:12:06Go on.
01:12:07Okay.
01:12:17Hunter wanted me to wait...
01:12:19Here?
01:12:22Could he be...
01:12:25No.
01:12:26No, no, no, no, no.
01:12:27Miles, calm down.
01:12:31Miles, remember...
01:12:32You're not gay.
01:12:34You don't like men.
01:12:37And even if you did...
01:12:40Hunter would never be interested in somebody like you.
01:12:43You will resign tomorrow...
01:12:47And you will forget him as soon as possible.
01:12:55Hunter...
01:12:57I don't think there's any future between us.
01:13:03Oh, of course there's no future together.
01:13:08We're just gonna have some fun tonight.
01:13:11That little love bug.
01:13:12Miss Monroe?
01:13:17I'm sorry.
01:13:18I think I'm in the wrong room.
01:13:20Oh.
01:13:21Whoa.
01:13:23Don't run, handsome.
01:13:25A little toss in the hay and...
01:13:28You know, closing your CEO's contract.
01:13:30Oh, that's easy work.
01:13:34Uh, I think there's been a misunderstanding.
01:13:36I'm gonna go get Mr. Everett for you.
01:13:38Don't be scared, darling.
01:13:40There's no misunderstanding.
01:13:43Mr. Everett arranged this himself.
01:13:45How could I refuse?
01:13:47No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:13:49You said Hunter arranged this?
01:13:52There's no way he...
01:13:53He would have told me.
01:13:55Oh, well, not in so many words.
01:13:57Some things are done on the DL.
01:14:01But he did say if you please me tonight
01:14:04that you will get a promotion and a rape.
01:14:08Whoa!
01:14:18No, Miss Monroe, please.
01:14:20I, I, I don't want this.
01:14:22Think of this scandal.
01:14:23I, I, I, I...
01:14:24I'm just an intern.
01:14:24I don't want any trouble.
01:14:25Please, please.
01:14:25Oh, are you just my perfect little assistant?
01:14:30Yes.
01:14:31Oh, I love a good role play.
01:14:34I'm gonna be your naughty, naughty, bad boss.
01:14:37Oh, no.
01:14:39This woman's insane.
01:14:41But if I offend her,
01:14:43what happens to the company's million-dollar deal?
01:14:45Miss Monroe, I'm gonna disappoint you.
01:14:48Oh.
01:14:48I, I, I know I'm still young,
01:14:50but I actually, uh,
01:14:53I have erectile dysfunction.
01:14:56Erectile dysfunction.
01:14:58Oh, you poor, poor, poor baby.
01:15:03I have something that's gonna keep you hard
01:15:07all night's sight.
01:15:12Oh.
01:15:13Oh.
01:15:13Oh, please.
01:15:14Oh, please.
01:15:15Help.
01:15:16Help.
01:15:16Help.
01:15:16Help.
01:15:17Help.
01:15:18Someone's trying to rape me.
01:15:22Who said you could touch what's mine?
01:15:26Hunter.
01:15:27What is this?
01:15:28Are you throwing away our contract?
01:15:30I already told you.
01:15:32This is not how I close my deals.
01:15:34I can't believe you have the guts to pull my assistant into this.
01:15:38Playing dumb is not a good look at you.
01:15:41It's industry rule,
01:15:43and you gave me permission.
01:15:45I don't give a fuck about the contract.
01:15:48I'll toss it out.
01:15:50Ho, ho.
01:15:50Better than stooping this low.
01:15:53You're gonna throw away a multi-million-dollar contract
01:15:56for an assistant
01:15:58who you can replace with the wave of your hand.
01:16:02He's not an assistant I can replace with the wave of a hand.
01:16:08He's not an assistant I can replace with the wave of a hand.
01:16:38Just you wait, Hunter.
01:16:40I'm gonna tell the whole world that you like men
01:16:42and that you're sticking your dick in your assistant.
01:16:46It's pathetic.
01:16:51Are you all right?
01:16:52Come here, come here, come here.
01:16:56Hunter, why are you even still here?
01:16:59I thought you were gonna be with Fiona.
01:17:03Why would I be with Fiona?
01:17:04Because you were gonna draft that statement
01:17:07to cut all your ties with me.
01:17:13Miles!
01:17:17I'm not a fucking idiot.
01:17:19I know you were lying when you made that confession.
01:17:21It was a misunderstanding.
01:17:24Okay, the announcement that I told her to write.
01:17:33You're fucking crazy.
01:17:36You're fucking crazy.
01:17:38Yeah, I'm fucking crazy.
01:17:40I told her to draft an announcement
01:17:42to go public with our relationship.
01:17:45I fell for you, Miles.
01:17:48Isn't that what you wanted?
01:17:52Or are you having regrets?
01:18:13Aren't you worried I couldn't perform?
01:18:15I'll prove you wrong right now.
01:18:17Roger.
01:18:19I've never been with a guy before.
01:18:22Me neither.
01:18:27So are you even?
01:18:52I'm just a...
01:18:53Intern.
01:18:55You deserve more than...
01:18:58I like you Miles. I've never liked anyone I could like you.
01:19:07Are you sure you're ready?
01:19:12Yes.
01:19:15What's up there?
01:19:32I guess those E.D. rumors don't hold up, do they?
01:19:39Miles, if I told you I liked you, would you believe me?
01:20:03Mr. Everett, this is ridiculous. Nobody cares about your sexuality, but to go public with it?
01:20:13What about the stock prices? Have you even thought about your investors?
01:20:21My decision stands. I won't hide any longer.
01:20:32I love Miles.
01:20:38I'm going public with this announcement because I love him.
01:20:43I owe him and myself that much.
01:20:47Oh, what a touching speech.
01:20:50Fred Miles has been lying to you this entire time.
01:20:55A CEO falls in love with his little assistant.
01:21:00Did he tell you he owes a million dollars in private loans and he seduced you to pay them off?
01:21:07Oh, you think you found true love?
01:21:10Aww.
01:21:13He's not even gay.
01:21:16Miles borrowed a million dollars.
01:21:18With a daily interest of a thousand dollars a day, he's already missed a payment.
01:21:22No, that's not true. She's lying. She blackmailed me, that's why I gave her the million dollars.
01:21:30Mr. Everett, he is really pulling the wool over your eyes.
01:21:35Oh, never liked men.
01:21:39Or you.
01:21:40I do need a lot of money, so as long as I get Hunter, that's enough, right?
01:21:49Fuck!
01:21:51What?
01:21:54So this is all true?
01:21:57You know, I hate being lied to more than anything.
01:22:12Miles!
01:22:17Great job, Miles.
01:22:20Really nailed that one.
01:22:24Miles, you're here too.
01:22:27I saw the company statement.
01:22:29So, you and Hunter.
01:22:32It's over.
01:22:35Over? That was quick. Would you give me a chance then?
01:22:38What?
01:22:40Uh, no.
01:22:41Noah, I see you as a...
01:22:43Friend, colleague.
01:22:46Nothing more.
01:22:48Where did...
01:22:48I see us as something more.
01:22:55Get away from him!
01:22:57Mr. Everett, didn't you two break up?
01:22:59Hunter, what are you doing?
01:23:00Break up?
01:23:01Who agreed to that?
01:23:06Hunter...
01:23:08What the hell do you want?
01:23:18Sorry.
01:23:19Miles, the money from that loan.
01:23:22You gave it to Kate.
01:23:23Why didn't you say so?
01:23:27You didn't give me a chance to explain.
01:23:30With that settled, let me ask again.
01:23:34Miles, I love you.
01:23:36Will you be my boyfriend?
01:23:37I love you, my friend.
01:24:07I'm not letting you go again for anything.
01:24:26Where's Miles? I thought I heard his voice.
01:24:29Uh, he went to get coffee.
01:24:33Must have been your, um, imagination.
01:24:36Since the announcement went public, our company's been receiving a lot of attention.
01:24:41Quite a few groups are seeking partnerships, and the media wants interviews with you and Miles.
01:24:47I know. It's good news.
01:24:50Yeah.
01:24:51All right. You can, you can go.
01:24:55Oh.
01:25:06You have several important meetings coming up. Please make sure to take care of any private matters before then, Mr.
01:25:13Everett.
01:25:16You have several important business meetings coming up.
01:25:21Please take care of any private matters before then, Mr. Everett.
01:25:38You know how to do that better than anybody.
01:25:41You know how to do that better than anybody.
01:25:43To get by from yesterday
01:25:47And my heart is broken
01:25:52On my shoulders
01:25:55Will I know
01:26:02I know
01:26:15I know
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