- 22 hours ago
Stolen By Italian Macho
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00:00Attention, please.
00:01Please, please.
00:03Attention.
00:05Attention.
00:05Attention.
00:06Attention.
00:06Attention.
00:08Attention.
00:10Oh!
00:12Edda mia!
00:13Mi scusi, ragazzi.
00:14Forgive me.
00:16Forgive me.
00:16I...
00:16I'm so clumsy today.
00:18Mi scusi, cara.
00:20Oh!
00:21Mi scusi, cara.
00:22Oh!
00:24Mmm.
00:24Welcome to Sicily, huh?
00:29Idiot.
00:35Why are you looking at him like that, huh?
00:38Do you like him?
00:40Hmm?
00:43What the hell is this?
00:46Honey, I don't know how...
00:47Do you want everyone to see him naked?
00:57Talk in the hotel.
00:59Hey, you!
01:00Wait!
01:01Hey, you!
01:02Wait!
01:04Will you give us a ride to the hotel?
01:08No.
01:09No, senor.
01:10I'm in Harry.
01:11We're Americans.
01:12We pay well.
01:14Get my wallet.
01:16You have it.
01:19Ciao!
01:26Damn it!
01:28The wallet's gone.
01:31We are broke now.
01:33Happy?
01:34What are you looking at, huh?
01:36Other guy?
01:37Undoing your dress?
01:38Where you did let me lead.
01:40This is your fault.
01:50Senore!
01:52You drop this!
01:55Thanks.
01:56So, you guys need the ride to the hotel, right?
02:00Uh, yeah.
02:01Put the suitcase in.
02:03Let's go!
02:06Please.
02:10I'm hungry.
02:22Wait!
02:24Why'd you put me in a front seat?
02:25Because I'm selling you, baby!
02:31What the hell is this?
02:36Mother of woman, what, what, what's wrong with you?
02:39Are you possessed or have you completely lost your mind?
02:42Me? You just kidnapped me!
02:49Well then, go back to that stupidum.
02:52God knows I wanted to help you.
02:54Wait, so you saved me from my husband?
02:57You Americans don't know how to say thank you.
03:01You can't see past your own noses.
03:04I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just thought you were a thief.
03:08Well, actually I am.
03:12So, what's the pin quote of your loving husband's cards?
03:17You're just a damn thief.
03:18I'm not just a thief. I'm the most handsome thief in Sissel.
03:25Well, I'd love to smash that handsome face of...
03:27You see?
03:29Face of yours?
03:30Do you realize what my husband will do to me because of you?
03:34Where are you going, pal?
03:36You're in Sicily, guarda.
03:38Where will you hide if he finds you, huh?
03:40I'm just taking my things.
03:42Please, Bella, wake up.
03:44I beg you, pray.
03:45Maybe the higher powers will give you the understanding.
03:48He's a scoundrel.
03:49He's a jerk. He's a thronesome.
03:55Winter things?
03:55Winter things?
03:56In summer? In Sicily?
04:02Madonna.
04:06You were planning the escape yourself.
04:13It's none of your business.
04:17Maybe I am a thief.
04:20But right now, I'm the only one who can help you escape here.
04:23I didn't ask for your help.
04:27Caruso.
04:28Gotcha this time.
04:30No.
04:30Stealing from tourists again?
04:31No, no, no, no, commissario.
04:33I didn't drop anyone.
04:34We're just she and I, she, and I, she, she, she's my fiancée.
04:39What?
04:49Hey, you see?
04:53Mateo Caruso, have some respect for elders.
04:56I've known you since you were a child.
04:59Don't try to sell me pasta for the truth.
05:01Madonna Mia, what's wrong with you?
05:02No, I respect you, senor.
05:04I respect you.
05:05I didn't lie.
05:06But I love her.
05:08Guarda, I love her.
05:09She's my life.
05:09She's the love of my life.
05:11She's my only hope in this terrible world.
05:13Basta.
05:13Senora, just say the word and he'll be in jail.
05:16No.
05:16And I'll take you straight to the airport.
05:19No.
05:19Uh, no, uh, that's true.
05:22Yeah, um, I'm his fiancée.
05:24Bravo.
05:25Ma bravo.
05:26I sent it.
05:27I sent it.
05:28And why didn't you believe me right away?
05:29Oh, no, that's rude.
05:31That's more true.
05:32Senora Caruso, that's rude.
05:33You're Cecilia.
05:34I'm Cecilia.
05:35She.
05:36Allora, so when's the way?
05:37It's tomorrow.
05:38Oh.
05:42Then I will come to celebration.
05:45But, beware.
05:47If this is fake, you both go to jail.
05:51And I will be waiting for you at the wedding.
05:55Yeah.
05:56At our family tavern.
05:59At the money.
06:02Laura, I sent it.
06:03Mateo's esposa.
06:05Hey, Santa Maria.
06:08Am I such a bad kisser?
06:09I came here to escape my husband, and now I have to get married instead?
06:13Tranquilla.
06:14Tranquilla.
06:15Tranquilla.
06:15Bella, you're a tourist.
06:16They will search for you anywhere, but under a veil.
06:20That is a silly and villain, eh?
06:21Hey, listen.
06:23You don't want to go back to your husband.
06:25I don't want to go back to the jail.
06:27So either we're saving each other, or we're both sinking under the water.
06:43What's wrong with you?
06:45Once, just once.
06:46Even after the prayer, we hit three times.
06:57What godforsaken place is this?
07:00What?
07:00This is where we're getting married tomorrow, eh?
07:03Talquilla.
07:05What wedding?
07:06Francesco.
07:08Francesco, ciao, fratello.
07:10Uh, adesso, meet my bride.
07:14Hi.
07:18Americano.
07:18Oh, Francesco, sì.
07:20Cento per cento americano.
07:22Matteo.
07:24You drive me insane.
07:26Cosa?
07:26You disappear for weeks.
07:28You steal.
07:31And now today you bring this americana.
07:34You call bride in your family taverna.
07:37Ora, non parliamo italiano.
07:38We speak inglese for the American.
07:40Ma, fratello, fratello, ma basta.
07:43Fratello, she's family.
07:45No, how could you?
07:46Yeah, we're enough.
07:47We just do.
07:49This is our family cafe.
07:50I'm the only one working here while you're off doing god no water.
07:54What is in your head, fratello?
07:56Ma, sai, no lanzaare la voce con me così, huh?
07:59You know, the echo here is too loud because this daver is always empty.
08:03Basta!
08:05Sick of this.
08:07I'm so sick of this.
08:09Maybe if you actually helped me, wouldn't be on a verge of bankruptcy.
08:16Work here yourself.
08:18And for your damn wedding.
08:27So, your brother hates you, you steal, police are after you, and you're in your family cafe.
08:36Hey, you're doing great.
08:40This is not just a cafe.
08:45That's my father's life.
08:47My mother's.
08:50My brother's and mine.
08:54Oh.
08:55And I steal just to cover the depths.
08:58Because that's the only way I can save this place.
09:02You know what?
09:04My brother's right.
09:06You're Americana.
09:07You'll never understand.
09:10Yeah, I...
09:14There was something familiar in this boy.
09:18What are you going to say?
09:20Oh, yes.
09:22Shattered dreams of a happy family.
09:25Where you're valued.
09:27And loved.
09:51Are this your parents?
09:52Stay out of this.
09:59Yes.
10:01On mine, Papa.
10:13There was...
10:15Always a sea of people here.
10:17A Mediterranean Sea.
10:19As Papa called it.
10:23But after they died,
10:25It's a lens.
10:26They always wanted me and my brother to keep the tavern alive.
10:31That there will be new life.
10:34New weddings, new people.
10:36But we barely pay the bills to keep the empty tavern alive.
10:43We can't even recreate Mama's cooking.
10:52I know what it's like to live one life.
10:55I'll drink one of another.
10:57...
11:04Managia.
11:05Huh?
11:06The client.
11:27And there, in a cozy little corner,
11:32hit the family's biggest secret.
11:35One I was trying to solve, not knowing it would change my life
11:41and the lives of everyone around me.
12:06Mom, it was such a cold heart, you will never make it to heaven.
12:13At the gates, you will see the same sign, close, mark my words.
12:33What?
12:41No, no, no, no, it couldn't be.
12:48Hey!
12:51Arancini?
12:51Mmm.
12:53No, no, no, no, caponade.
12:55Pasta a la norma.
12:57Come here.
12:58Hey, hey, hey.
13:00I'm not done yet.
13:02Don't jinx it.
13:08But how?
13:10Oh, it's exactly like Mama's.
13:12It was all in there.
13:14But Francesco and I, we tried to cook it many times, hundred times.
13:19Tavern ever worked.
13:21The tavern emptied because of it.
13:23Your father left you the tavern, but your mother, she must have left the recipes for your future wives.
13:31Only women could understand them.
13:34No, not a woman.
13:41An Angela sent from the heaven.
13:47Hey, you want me to steal something for you, huh?
13:51Maybe the Venice?
13:52Yes.
14:03Can you stop kissing me for every five minutes?
14:07Of course.
14:10Santa Maria.
14:12Madonna Santa.
14:14The real customers.
14:20Damn internet.
14:21Damn Italy.
14:23Where is the police station?
14:27Damn Italy.
14:29Oh, hey, you.
14:31I've been robbed.
14:34Do something.
14:35Right now.
14:36This is Sicily, my friend.
14:38If I went looking for every lost wallet, I'd have lost ten kilos already, and I don't want that.
14:44So I'm going to dinner.
14:47It's not just the wallet.
14:49My wife missing too.
14:53Oh, wife missing with the wallet.
14:58Look near Prada and Gucci.
15:03Case closed.
15:05That's it?
15:07If they don't show up in three days, then come back.
15:10In the meantime, send her food to the station.
15:13Ciao.
15:17Hey, you, you.
15:18Ma che cosa?
15:20You're a local, right?
15:21Si.
15:21I need the car.
15:23I...
15:24I find my wife.
15:26Wife?
15:26Non capisco.
15:27Nomor americano.
15:28I will pay you.
15:30If you find her.
15:32My wife.
15:44Allora!
15:46Mateo!
15:47Francesco.
15:49As if wallets weren't enough.
15:51You're stealing wives now to...
15:53Basta, basta.
15:54Ascolta, Francesco.
15:54Ascolta.
15:55I didn't steal her.
15:56I love her.
15:57Do you hear yourself, Mateo?
15:59We'll be in deep trouble because of you.
16:02But she's safe.
16:03Our tower.
16:04Ma che cosa?
16:06A者.
16:07A者.
16:07Andiamo.
16:07Andiamo.
16:08Guarda.
16:08Guarda.
16:09Guarda.
16:10Ehi.
16:10Ehi.
16:11Francesco.
16:12Guarda.
16:12Guarda.
16:13Guarda.
16:13Guarda.
16:14Guarda.
16:19Guarda.
16:21Guarda.
16:31Guarda.
16:32The people, the smell of food and the words, there was so much love and family warmth, everything I ever
16:46dreamed of, and I melted into his eyes, irrevocably and completely.
17:02Don't forget to come tomorrow, yes? Yes.
17:05Ciao!
17:06Ah, it's so nice you showed up here. This food is lucky to have you, just like as we all
17:15are.
17:17I'll be waiting for tomorrow's wedding.
17:19A domani.
17:20A domani, ciao!
17:26Mamma.
17:28Grazie.
17:29Grazie, mamma.
17:33Looks like our parents sent you from Edward.
17:36We're an Angelo!
17:38Oh, yeah, yeah!
17:42Grahhhh!
17:45Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da!
17:48What?
17:49Oh, yes!
17:52Well, this all needs clean up.
17:58Si, but you know you're in Italy.
18:02and nobody's in hurry here.
18:25He stole me just to give me my dream.
18:31And I was afraid to close my eyes.
18:35Afraid to breathe.
18:37To move.
18:59Because I knew this dream had to end.
19:04Tomorrow.
19:19Oh, this address will do.
19:25Oh, beautiful, Francesco.
19:28Beautiful.
19:30Yes, signora Giordana.
19:32This is our mother.
19:35We kept it in our family home.
19:39For you.
19:40Because you are a family now.
19:43Yes, yes, yes.
19:46Yes.
19:49Yes, yes.
19:50Yes.
19:51We'll see you.
19:52Well.
19:59I dreamed of becoming part of this family.
20:04But I couldn't.
20:06I couldn't keep deceiving these people.
20:10Just to save myself.
20:19Hey, hey.
20:21Wait.
20:22Uh, you promised to help me.
20:25I sent you my wife's photo, and you didn't even reply.
20:28Oh, strange.
20:30I never received anything.
20:31Wait.
20:33Are you going to help me or not?
20:37You see, Sicilian police always help those in need.
20:42But not when they were invited to a wedding.
20:45Scusi.
20:48You've got to be kidding me.
20:54Bye.
20:56Ciao, tutti.
20:58Hey.
21:10And now, with all the blessings from above, the bride.
21:23I stood there looking into his eyes, and I realized that for the first time in my life,
21:31I had met the one who made me happy.
21:34Forgive me?
21:35I'm so clumsy today, Miss Coozie.
21:38His first hug.
21:44His first touch.
21:46She's my fiancé.
21:48What?
21:49His first kiss.
21:53The way he looked at me.
21:56His tenderness.
22:00And what happened between us that night.
22:08I dreamed of being with him.
22:16But I couldn't.
22:18I only had one thing to say.
22:20I can't.
22:24I'm sorry.
22:25I can't become part of your big family.
22:29Because family isn't to be deceived, and I...
22:34I deceive you all.
22:37I'm married.
22:40It's all vacant.
22:43Matera only helped me to escape my husband.
22:46So you lied to me after all?
22:48No, no, Camisano.
22:49No, no, he did it for me.
22:51I asked him to.
22:53This fake wedding was my decision, and if anyone deserves a punishment, it's me.
22:59Because I'm the one with a husband.
23:02And here he is.
23:07Darling.
23:08It's all right.
23:10Come with me, and we'll leave this country, damn it, town, right now, okay?
23:21Forgive me for lying to me.
23:26I'm sorry.
23:31Hey, wait.
23:34What if it's not a lie?
23:37Maybe you're not here by an accident.
23:41Maybe someone above brought us together here.
23:45Kara, listen.
23:46Only you could bring life back to this place and change me.
23:52What?
23:52What do you say?
23:53All the above?
23:55She's married.
23:56She's married, Christ's sake.
23:58I don't care what papers you have signed.
24:00I don't care who you are to him, but right now you're here.
24:05Insisible.
24:06Among three seas, among my family and my tavern.
24:10And I want all this to be yours.
24:14Hear me?
24:16I am yours.
24:18And I want you to be my angel.
24:20I'm there.
24:21Hey!
24:22Are you invisible?
24:23Huh?
24:24You're a cop.
24:25Do something.
24:26Faster!
24:26If they say their vows here in presence of God, a priest, and all these witnesses,
24:35then your legal marriage is nothing.
24:39My child, have you been married in church?
24:43No.
24:45We were about to, so...
24:47Then, it's up to you.
24:51Let me be your husband.
24:55Yes.
24:56I said yes.
24:57What?
24:58It's illegal!
24:59Hi!
25:00It's illegal!
25:01Yeah!
25:06Love is not when someone wants to lock you in a cage.
25:09It's when they open the doors of their home and family to you.
25:15Remember that.
25:18I'm Kira, and this is my Italian love story.
25:28I'm Kira, and this is my Italian love story.
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