00:01What are you doing?
00:02I think I just twisted my eggnog.
00:05Dawn, really?
00:06Thanks a lot, by the way.
00:08For what?
00:09Promising you weren't gonna get shit-faced tonight.
00:12Guys keep buying me drinks.
00:13I can't help it if people find me interesting.
00:16Yeah, definitely your mind
00:18that they were after.
00:19Who are you texting? None of your business.
00:21You gave that asshole your number, didn't you?
00:24Oh my god. I'm so jealous.
00:26Of what? That kid was talking to like
00:28five other girls. Stop being such a bitch.
00:30Just get in the car. Whoa, you are
00:32not driving. I'm fine.
00:34Give me the keys. Give me
00:36the keys. Dawn, I don't feel
00:38like dying tonight. Really?
00:40Are we really gonna do this right now?
00:42Give me the keys.
00:43I'm gonna pie at you like- Are we really gonna do this right now?
00:46Give me what I want. Okay, okay, okay.
00:48You're dry.
01:00I'm fucking lit.
01:02But if I get something to eat,
01:04I can drive us, okay?
01:05There's a place that's open late.
01:06We can sober up.
01:07Just save food.
01:09I said food.
01:10You know the place.
01:11It's right there. Come on.
01:12Okay, okay, okay.
01:13Just like, give me one minute.
01:15Fuck me.
01:16Like, one minute.
01:17For real.
01:24Dee.
01:28What?
01:29Look.
01:32Holy shit.
01:34Yeah, that's not funny.
01:35I'm about to scream.
01:36Hey!
01:37Handsome!
01:37Come cut it out.
01:38But Fred was your daughter.
01:40I'm gonna fucking kill you.
01:41Come buy us dinner!
01:43Stop it!
01:43Just shut the fuck up!
01:45What?
01:45Maybe he'll drive us home.
01:47I'm sorry.
01:48She's drunk.
01:58Let's go.
01:59Come on.
02:00Let's just go.
02:07Oh yeah?
02:08You get dressed up?
02:10Oh, you are so fucked.
02:12Where am I gonna go?
02:13Back to my wife?
02:14Same shape.
02:16Maybe another two hours?
02:18Alright.
02:19Alright, bye.
02:28Great.
02:31Oh!
02:31Oh, here we go.
02:33That was the longest piss I've ever taken.
02:37Thank you for sharing that.
02:38Why do you gotta start this stuff?
02:40This guy wants me to meet him at his apartment right now.
02:43What a shocker.
02:44I told him I would.
02:45What?
02:46I'm kidding.
02:48I have a little more self respect than that.
02:50If you only had a brain.
02:52Ah, put that on the phone.
02:54Gotcha.
02:54I've been wanting to use that one all night.
02:57Congratulations.
03:14Look at your boyfriend.
03:17I told you this a week ago.
03:18We'll go to your mother's, I don't know, six weeks from now.
03:22I'll be right with you, buddy.
03:25You gotta see the shape of this fucking guy that just walked in.
03:55Are you okay?
04:02I think we should get our food to go.
04:05Why?
04:10Him?
04:11Seriously, I wanna leave.
04:14Jesus Christ.
04:17Dee, stop.
04:18Ah, excuse me.
04:19Excuse me.
04:20Can I get a picture with you?
04:22Dawn, come on.
04:23Shut up.
04:26Hello?
04:28Hello?
04:32Okay.
04:33I'm gonna take that as a yes.
04:36Let's fucking...
04:39Oh.
04:42Sorry.
04:48Hello?
04:51What's going on, brother?
04:54Fucked up night.
04:55As usual.
04:58Oh yeah?
04:58You're just up in the...
05:01Thanks.
05:05What the hell is wrong with you?
05:07What, did you think he was gonna hack me up into little pieces or something?
05:11What can I get for you, buddy?
05:14Hey.
05:16Hello?
05:20If you don't order anything, you're gonna have to leave.
05:24You already have eight likes.
05:29Can you hear me in there?
05:32Oh God, it's gonna be a long night.
05:34No.
05:53You're dead.
06:15What are you doing?
06:23Thanks.
06:32Okay, not for nothing, but that's the nicest thing a guy has done for you all night.
06:37Seriously?
06:38What the fuck?
06:39Here you go, ladies.
06:42Yes.
06:43You two okay?
06:44Oh, he's harmless.
06:46You okay?
06:48Don't worry, I'll take care of him.
06:50Enjoy your pizza.
07:06What do you keep staring at?
07:09That bag.
07:10What do you think is in it?
07:14I don't know, who cares?
07:16Just eat your food.
07:19You fucking freak!
07:21Get over here!
07:23All night with you, you fuck!
07:25Enough!
07:29Jack.
07:35Then take your shit!
07:37And don't come back!
07:43Ramon, grab my mop and some bleach.
07:45Are you okay?
07:46Yeah, I'm alright.
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