00:00The doll slowly raises the steel knife in its hand, eyes locked on the woman before it.
00:06The next second it darts forward with the blade, boom!
00:09She sends it flying across the room.
00:11Finley, the doll, staggers up and shakes its head, clearly dazed.
00:15The babe behind it asks, what's up?
00:18And Finley instantly perks up.
00:19It snatches a toaster and creeps to the bathroom door.
00:26When their eyes meet, Finley's face goes blank.
00:29It glances at the woman, then at the water in the tub.
00:32Oh, s***, forgot to plug in the toaster.
00:35Realizing the situation is bad, the doll bolts.
00:37Two epic fails drive Finley nuts.
00:40He starts slamming his head against the wall.
00:42Why am I such a moron?
00:44My cousin Annabelle always pulls this off.
00:47Just then a dude walks in.
00:49Finley's stoked.
00:50He grabs a baseball bat from the table and hides beside the stairs to ambush him.
00:55No way I'm embarrassing the doll crew this time!
00:59But he's too short, and the bat slams into the stairs instead.
01:03Another failed hit.
01:05This time, he runs off with his face in his hands.
01:07Total cringe apocalypse!
01:09Heartbroken, Finley rushes to the attic.
01:12Climbs into a wooden crate and wails, tears streaming down.
01:15Why the hell is Finley trying to off humans?
01:18Just days ago, three siblings moved into this joint.
01:21While Jennifer is unpacking, she finds a wooden crate nailed shut.
01:25It's sealed so tight, maybe there's treasure inside?
01:29Curiosity gets the best of them.
01:30They grab a crowbar and pry that crate open.
01:33Inside, a doll lies chained up, tied down with ropes, and gagged.
01:38A note says, Finley.
01:39Probably its name.
01:41But these idiots have no clue.
01:42They just unleashed a nightmare.
01:45Alexandra, the brother, teases his sister with the doll.
01:47But Jennifer feels creeped out and shoves it back in the crate.
01:51That night, though, she hears strange noises in her sleep.
01:54She gets up and finds the doll sitting on a chair.
01:58Alexandra, very funny, she thinks, tossing Finley to the door.
02:02The next day, when Jennifer goes downstairs...
02:07We made you breakfast!
02:09Convinced it's her brother's prank, she confronts him.
02:11But Alexandra's confused.
02:13After he leaves, Finley stares at a steel knife on the table, eyes glowing.
02:18Doll Finley is a total psycho who loves offing humans.
02:22But three back-to-back attempts turn into total face plants.
02:27First, he gets kicked across the room.
02:29Then he forgets to plug in the toaster.
02:31Next, he smacks the stairs with a bat.
02:34Pissed off, he balls his eyes out.
02:36But does he quit?
02:38Hell no.
02:38Three months later, everyone's used to his shenanigans.
02:41While Chris cooks, Finley tries to poison the food in plain sight.
02:45He thinks no one can see him.
02:47Like we're all blind.
02:48No.
02:50But Finley's not giving up.
02:53No!
02:54Little shit's trying to put rat poison in the food again.
02:57Jennifer nods to Chris, who grabs toilet cleaner and sprays Finley down.
03:01Take that, you little creep.
03:03And get this, he keeps at it.
03:05To get back at Alexandra, he sneaks into his car, hiding under the seat.
03:09Alexandra just slides into his car and adjusts the rear-view mirror when he spots Finley lurking in the back
03:16seat.
03:17The doll yanks a plastic bag over his head, trying to suffocate him.
03:22But guess what?
03:23Finley covers his nose, but Alexandra's mouth is still out.
03:27The doll thinks he didn't pull hard enough, so he does it again.
03:31Alexandra tries to warn him, but Finley's amped up, yanking the bag like a maniac.
03:37Finally, Alexandra rips off the bag and tries to swat him.
03:42Another murder plan fails.
03:44Finley bolts, faster than a cat on fire.
03:47When are you gonna give up?
03:49Back home, he pets his cat, feeling humiliated.
03:52He marches upstairs to plot new mayhem.
03:56First, stabs nails into the carpet, then kicks over a jar of marbles to line the doorway.
04:01This time, anyone who walks in is dead, he thinks, smashing a cup for good measure.
04:08Finley sets his genius trap and waits, hyped to hear his prey stumble.
04:13But Chris pushes the door open, and guess what?
04:17The door swings inward, sending marbles flying everywhere.
04:21His perfect plan is busted.
04:24Finley starts smacking his own head while Jennifer snickers.
04:27Nice try, dumbass.
04:29Talk about embarrassment.
04:31That night, they throw Jennifer a birthday party.
04:34Alexandra's tipsy and starts mimicking Finley's murder attempts.
04:38It's not even funny, just straight-up insulting.
04:41Finley seethes.
04:43I see them as enemies, but they treat me like a toy.
04:46He yanks open a drawer, tosses off his birthday hat, and grabs a can of mace.
04:51No more games.
04:53Time to go ham.
04:54He plans to spray them when they blow out the candles, but he holds the can backward and dowses himself.
05:02They all lose it laughing.
05:04Nobody takes him seriously, like, at all.
05:08But Finley's never gonna quit assassinating.
05:10They think it's funny to mock me?
05:12Oh, they'll regret that.
05:15Finley cocks his crossbow at Alexandra, then sneaks around the corner like a pro.
05:19He yanks the trigger with swagger.
05:21Boom!
05:22Boom!
05:22The siblings start screaming.
05:24Oh my god, he finally did it!
05:26Yes!
05:27I nailed it, he thinks, sprinting to check the damage.
05:30But wait, crossbow bolts are scattered on the floor, and one's lodged in the ceiling.
05:35Why the hell are they freaking out?
05:37Turns out his homie cat dropped a deuce on the carpet.
05:41They start yelling at the cat, and Finley's heart breaks.
05:44He jumps in to protect his homie, ready to take a bullet for his bro.
05:49That sets Alexandra off.
05:50He shoves Finley's head toward the poop.
05:53After they torture him, they toss the crossbow aside like trash.
05:57After all his hard work and endless failed hits, Finley's heart is shattered.
06:02He's done dragging down the doll crew's rep.
06:05With his cat watching, he mopes up to the attic, says goodbye to his buddy, and crawls into his crate.
06:12A lonely tear rolls down.
06:14Game over.
06:15For real this time.
06:16Two burglars break into the house at midnight.
06:19Alexandra hears the noise, fights off sleep, and heads downstairs.
06:23One look at the open door, and he's wide awake.
06:26But the crooks clock him first, knocking him out cold.
06:30Minutes later, they tie up Chris and Jennifer.
06:33After laying into them with punches and kicks, the crooks demand their valuables.
06:38Up in the attic, Finley smells blood, and his face lights up like a psycho.
06:42He sneaks downstairs, grinning ear to ear, as he watches the burglars yelling and smacking the family around.
06:49But when a burglar points a gun at the cat, Finley loses it.
06:53That's his ride or die.
06:55He cuts the power, then starts trashing stuff upstairs on purpose.
07:00A crook hears the commotion and charges up, flashlight sweeping every inch.
07:05Finley's hiding in the toy pile, but the guy's clueless.
07:08Totally doesn't see him coming.
07:09As the burglar turns around, Finley spills marbles all over the floor.
07:14Then he springs out of hiding, sending the guy crashing onto the nail-covered carpet.
07:20Finley yanks a plastic bag over his head.
07:22This time, he makes sure to cover mouth and nose.
07:26But Finley's weak.
07:28The burglar breaks free in a second.
07:30No biggie.
07:31The doll spins his head 180 degrees.
07:34Whoa!
07:35The crook freaks out, rolling around on the carpet like a lunatic.
07:39Now he's stuck.
07:40Finley stabs him wildly.
07:42And bam!
07:43First kill.
07:44He grins from ear to ear, until his laugh brings in the other burglar.
07:49The guy checks the bedroom and only sees a doll.
07:53While he's searching under the bed, Finley whips out a homemade crossbow and shoots him
07:58right in the arse.
07:59The burglar runs to the bathroom, howling in pain.
08:02He starts cleaning the wound, but then notices the tubs running, with a toaster sitting inside.
08:08The burglar switches on the light, sees no one, then turns around.
08:13Finley's standing right there, mace in one hand, lighter in the other.
08:17He sprays the burglar like crazy.
08:20Whoosh!
08:21The guy's glove catches fire.
08:23He drops his gun and shoves his hand in the water to put it out.
08:27Exactly what Finley wanted.
08:28The doll jams the plug into the socket, and as the lights flicker, the burglar gets zapped.
08:34Boom!
08:35Two kills.
08:36Mission accomplished.
08:37Who's the dummy now?
08:39Finley smirks.
08:40He took out both crooks in one go.
08:43What a badass.
08:44After the drama, Alexandra, Jennifer and Chris finally accept Finley.
08:49They even buy him a new outfit as a thank you.
08:52Finley's stoked.
08:54But does he quit assassinating?
08:55Hell no.
08:56While the trio sips milk, Finley can't stop grinning.
09:00This is so sweet, Alexandra says.
09:03Jennifer frowns.
09:04It tasted normal before.
09:06Did Finley poison it?
09:08He tried to, but he mixed up nutmeg with rat poison.
09:11Oops.
09:12Wrong ingredient again.
09:14On top of that, Finley's cursed.
09:16He can only assassinate bad guys.
09:18And he always nails it.
09:20When he targets good people, his plans turn into total slapstick.
09:24This film is called Finley.
09:27It's a 25-minute funny horror short film.
09:30It borrows the settings of killer dolls, like Annabelle and Chucky, but subverts the conventions to make a comedy.
09:37It's so innovative.
09:38If you like this video, remember to hit the like button and subscribe.
09:41See you next time.
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