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00:12I'm not afraid to die today, I could've chose somebody else to love
00:23Give me the gun, I'll take the blame and cover up your darker shade of blood
00:35I'll feel the rain and turn the pain into gold
00:42I'll feel the rain and turn the pain into gold
01:00Mommy Baba?
01:06Q
01:40No, no...
01:40as such
02:02You can tell me if he's here or not you can't keep him you can't keep him unless you charge
02:07him
02:07Have you charged him? I need to know if he's here I've been sat there for over an hour now
02:12Listen someone is going to come and talk to me in a minute so you need to go take a
02:15seat
02:16Okay I'll give you ten minutes and then I'm taking your name and number
02:22Hi I'd like to
02:30Yeah I'd like to report a missing family
02:33All families have gone missing have they?
02:35Yes I think they've been kidnapped by terrorists
02:40What? Domestic ones
02:42The white ones
02:46Q-U-R
02:48R
02:49A-T
02:51Hyphen U-L hyphen A-I-N
02:54Two hyphens okay
02:55Yeah that's what she goes by Q
02:57Okay I want to go back to the bust up that you said you had with your family
03:02Well that's not really that relevant what um because
03:04What I'm saying is if you just hack into this this was set up in the living room
03:08So whatever's taken place will definitely have been recorded on this
03:12Yeah so if we can just get into that
03:13So that's a very different kind of investigation
03:15It's a much longer process
03:16Cyber crime really and this falls under missing persons
03:19So all we're trying to do is just help you find
03:22Why didn't you report the pig's head when you first got it?
03:25Sorry but it's just the details
03:26Yeah yeah of course
03:28That was that's that's different I'm reporting this crime now
03:32Alleged crime
03:34I'm sorry I'm even being a bit paranoid
03:36Am I like a suspect or something like that in this case?
03:39Well easy now you know no one said anything about a suspect
03:42We just need to ask questions so in order to conduct the proper investigation
03:45So that's why I'm asking why didn't you report the pig's head?
03:50I thought I could handle it myself with my private security consultant
03:54You've got a security consultant
03:55Because I'm an actor and I'm in the news
03:57Sorry you're in the news
03:59Yeah I might be the next James Bond
04:03Wait wait wait wait
04:04So you're saying that you're actually like a famous actor?
04:07I didn't say famous no I just said well actually yes
04:10My Bond callback is later on this afternoon
04:12But I can't be there if I'm here and I'm here because my family's not there
04:15So I'm just making sure we've got private security detail
04:18Auditioning to be the next
04:20James Bond
04:22And got sent the severed pig's head by racist trolls
04:26They did because they don't want me to be the next James Bond
04:28Right which is why these people have also abducted your family
04:33That's my current working theory
04:35You sound completely fucking mental
04:42Okay mate
04:43Give us a few minutes
04:44And we'll be right back
04:51You've got to be kidding me
04:55What in the shitting hell are you doing man?
04:59If you keep your mouth shut
05:00Then maybe I can focus
05:02Focus on this
05:03You sentient ballbag
05:04You should be at home preparing for the audition
05:07Shut up
05:08Ouch
05:08And you most certainly should not be here
05:10You're not the hero of this story to them
05:14You're the villain
05:15Trust me
05:16They're going to Google me
05:16And when they do they're going to see all the Bond chat
05:18And they're going to see that I'm telling the truth
05:20And then they can tell the papers
05:22How you showed up here with the severed pig's head
05:25Think you turgid gimp
05:27Think
05:30Fuck
05:47Be cool man
05:49Police are going to be watching
05:50I'm just looking for my family
05:52That's not a crime is it
05:53Hey calm the fuck down
05:54I saved you back there
05:56Alright
05:56I'm sorry
05:57And thank you
05:58That's more like it
06:00All you've got to do is walk normally
06:03Very weird walk man
06:05Alright
06:06I'm fine
06:07I'm bad
06:07Be normal
06:08No this is normal
06:21Ouch
06:21Oh whoopsie daisy
06:23Gently cockfingers
06:25Okay
06:25Lock the doors
06:26Close the curtains
06:27Let's run lines
06:29Auditions in eight hours
06:31Wait
06:32Where are you going?
06:34I need to find the right USB
06:35The only camera that matters
06:37Is at the screen test
06:40Shah
06:41Time's running out
06:42Say the words with me
06:46Do you want to know
06:47What it's like
06:48Doing the dirty work
06:50Fighting everyone
06:52And being no one
06:54I don't live with myself
06:56I don't live with myself
06:57Come on
06:57Hello
06:58I'm giving you gold here
07:01Oh yes
07:02That's right motherfucker
07:05This is all a distraction
07:08Classic self-sabotage
07:11Shit
07:11Come on
07:16Fuck
07:17You're not afraid for your family
07:19You're afraid of success
07:23Even if they have been kidnapped
07:25You're no superhero spy
07:27Becoming one should be our focus
07:31Why don't you try helping for a change
07:33I am helping
07:35The only version of you
07:36That has any value
07:37To your family
07:39Or anyone else
07:40Is Bond
07:41Shut the fuck up
07:42Oh god
07:45Self is as basic as they come
07:47Try his birthday
07:48Obviously
07:49Oh
07:50Fuck
07:56You don't even know his birthday
07:58Some brother you are
08:00Okay
08:01We don't know
08:02Can we get back to work
08:06The security consultant
08:08Yeah
08:10If you were this obsessive about your craft
08:12You'd have a career
08:24This is a security facility
08:27If you see something
08:28That doesn't look right
08:29Speak to staff
08:31Or text
08:31British transport
08:32The police
08:33Call
08:33610-1013
08:36This is a waste of time
08:46Oh shit
08:47What?
08:48We've got a problem
08:49We've got dogs
08:50Oh dear
08:51I'm dry aged
08:52You realize
08:53Turn around now
08:54Can't turn around
08:55They spotted us
08:56At least suspicious
08:57You're a sweaty brown man
08:59With a bloodstained duffel bag
09:00You're already fucking suspicious
09:03Let me just shit out
09:04Okay
09:04Just have some faith
09:05I'm an actor aren't I?
09:07Oh god
09:10Excuse me sir
09:13I'm not doing anything
09:14I'm not even here to catch a train
09:17Oh god
09:19No
09:19No
09:20I'm gonna get back
09:21Do you mind if it's a tickle
09:21On the bug?
09:22Sir?
09:22Down boy
09:24What's on the bug sir?
09:26Stop you fucker
09:27Sir
09:27That won't be necessary
09:29That won't be necessary
09:34Yep
09:37You say something?
09:38Good man
09:38Have a good day
09:43How'd you do that?
09:44Well I've still got a few tricks
09:45I must do when it comes to law enforcement
09:48Must be nice to be
09:49tall and white
09:51Membership has its privileges
09:52Shall we?
09:54It's a complete fucking mess
09:56I tried to go to the police
09:57Well there's your first mistake there
09:58Come on man
09:59We're gonna find your family
10:00Alright?
10:02Okay
10:02Okay
10:02It feels good to hear you say that
10:04Because nobody believes me
10:05I like him
10:06He makes me feel safe
10:07Well I've got a call out
10:09It's on it called the kilner system
10:10Alright
10:10Now luckily Wembley's CCTV to the hilt
10:13So if your family have been on any street actually
10:15In London in the last 8 hours
10:17I will be able to track their exact location
10:19Down to the inch
10:20And as soon as I get a ping
10:21You'll be the first to know
10:22Really?
10:23Yeah man
10:24All good
10:25That's fucking amazing
10:26Thank you
10:27I didn't realise your company had that kind of reach
10:30My company has the biggest reach there is
10:33Alright don't worry
10:33Look listen
10:34Here's the thing right
10:34Your family
10:35That's today's problem
10:36Yeah
10:36What about tomorrow's problem
10:38Now do you want to be reactive
10:40Or do you want to be proactive
10:41I want to be proactive
10:43Of course you fucking do
10:44You are on the precipice of something massive
10:46And all that backlash
10:47That you've been experiencing recently
10:49It will only get worse
10:50Trust me I know
10:51I've fucked the audition
10:53And my prospects have gone down the toilet
10:55So
10:55Listen I wouldn't be here talking to you now
10:58If that was the case
11:00Would I?
11:02So you've got your recall later
11:04Correct?
11:06Yeah
11:06Yeah
11:07So you're going to go in there
11:08You're going to do your audition
11:10And when you do
11:11Those decision makers will be primed
11:14In your favour
11:19What?
11:20You understand?
11:20How
11:21How
11:21How
11:22How you can do that?
11:29Are you on my five?
11:32It's okay
11:34Holy fuck
11:34Okay
11:35It's not a big deal
11:36It's not a big deal
11:37Okay
11:37Listen to me
12:06I'm the only call
12:08There's a prominent Muslim
12:09And soon to be
12:10More so
12:11Your voice
12:11It carries a lot of weight
12:12So
12:13So let's use it
12:15Yeah
12:17Right
12:18Sha
12:19Let's cyber
12:20Now
12:20Just remember
12:21We're the good guys
12:22Yeah
12:23I'll have to get out
12:25Sha
12:26Well this
12:27You just need to go in there
12:28I'm going to be all right
12:29Don't go anywhere
12:30Thank you
12:30I'll be here
12:35So?
12:36I mean
12:37That sounds shady as shit
12:38No?
12:39Sha
12:39I was wrong
12:40Going to Nigel
12:42Was a masterstroke
12:43Albeit an accidental one
12:45What are you talking about?
12:46He wants me to be a snitch
12:48Snitch?
12:48He's not asking you
12:49To honey trap an ayatollah
12:51Is he?
12:51He's offering you
12:52The role of a lifetime
12:54In exchange for some
12:55Light PR work
12:56I'm not a sellout fed
12:57Sorry
12:58Sellout?
12:59Well pardon me
13:00Nelson pissing Mandela
13:02You want to star
13:03In a franchise
13:04That brazenly sells
13:05Watchers
13:06Cars
13:06And the British
13:08Secret Service
13:09This is the only way
13:10You
13:11Will land
13:12This role
13:13I guess I just always thought
13:15I was someone
13:15Who represents
13:17Us
13:17To them
13:18You know
13:19I'm not
13:19Them to us
13:21You're not representing
13:23Them or us
13:24This is about you
13:25Sha
13:26And who you want to be
13:27And put simply
13:28Do you want to be talking
13:30To a pig's head
13:31In a toilet
13:31Panicking about your career
13:33And your family
13:33Or
13:34Do you want to be
13:35The hero of this story
13:37The ultimate shitting hero
13:39Because that my friend
13:40Is what is on the table
13:56Sha
13:58Sha
14:00What the hell
14:01Are you doing man
14:02Hello
14:04I'm improvising
14:05Oh god
14:07Access
14:07Loads
14:20I'll be
14:21I'll be
14:26I Thats
14:26I guess
14:31I guess
14:31But
14:32You
14:44Watch out.
15:06Okay, okay. What in Satan's gossip did you just do? We were this close? Answer me!
15:15Hello?
15:16Oh, God, more improv. No one's watching you, melodorous pissflap.
15:21What's your problem, man?
15:22My problem is that I care about you, Shah. I want to make you better.
15:27No, it's just because you say that you're trying to help me, but all you do is shit on me?
15:29It's tough love, and it's the only voice you understand. If I humiliate you, it's to save you from the
15:35bigger humiliation of remaining as you are!
15:39You want to chill out? I'm in control now. And I know where we're going.
15:47No, no, no! Please, don't fake hang up on me! You need me!
16:00No, no, no, no, no, no!
16:05No, no, no, no, no, no!
16:09No, no, no, no, no!
16:16Fine, I'm willing to try things your way, but if we want to be Bond, why are we at Taliban
16:22HQ?
16:23These savage little Ewoks only hold us back.
16:29Fine, I'm willing to try things your way, but if we want to be Bond, why are we at Taliban
16:29HQ?
16:29Don't leave me out here!
16:54Excuse me.
16:55Sorry.
16:56Excuse me.
16:57As-salamu alaykum.
16:58Uncle, can I have a word please?
17:00Why are you calling me uncle at the same age?
17:02I mean, I'm...
17:03Sorry.
17:04I'm actually here to look for someone.
17:06Someone who's gone missing.
17:07My brother.
17:08Zofi.
17:09I think you know him.
17:09He's the big guy who does the cabs.
17:11Have you seen him?
17:13Well, inshallah, we're just about to start praying.
17:15Come and join us and then after we can talk.
17:16It's just a bit of an emergency.
17:18Excuse me.
17:19As-salamu alaykum, everyone.
17:20My family's gone missing.
17:22Um...
17:23Uh...
17:23My parents, Praviz.
17:24Latif.
17:25And my mother, Tara Latif.
17:26My siblings, Zofi.
17:27And Q.
17:28Kuratul Ain.
17:30I...
17:30I think some of you know them.
17:32I'm just wondering if, uh...
17:34If you might have heard anything.
17:35I was just...
17:35Hoping someone might be able to help.
17:37Hig!
17:39Hig's head!
17:40Hig!
17:41Hig's head!
17:42Hig!
17:43Hig's head!
17:43Someone's left a pig's head at the front gate.
17:47You'd probably best to leave that.
17:49Come on.
17:53It's...
17:54Wait.
17:55He's with me.
17:57It's...
17:57It's...
17:58It's mine.
17:58It's mine.
17:59Heh.
18:08Go the other way!
18:11Quick!
18:12Down here!
18:34Get him!
18:36Get in the package!
18:38Shit!
18:38Look what you've done, Shah!
18:45You owe me an apology, mate.
18:48And a 90 seconds for the algorithm, yeah?
18:51I told you.
18:53Your failures would catch up to you.
18:55IDF bastard!
18:56Who recruited you?
18:58Mathad?
18:58IDF bastard!
18:59100% bastard!
19:01I told you!
19:02He's not Deep Patel!
19:03He's much too short!
19:05You can't handle them alone!
19:08I told you that you need to be...
19:15Him!
19:39Theirdi!
19:42There's nobody who's at all!
19:43You're not here!
19:44All yours...
19:44Hmm...
19:45Fail!
19:46Is that it?
19:47I'm stuck!
19:48Where's the more?
19:50They're not as good as they're gone!
19:56What anımız...
19:58I have no idea...
19:58I'm stuck.
20:20yes yes the strong must replace the weak
20:30your turn now
20:32sharp
20:54this is the only way
20:58can't you see
20:59surrender
21:00surrender
21:17oh
21:33my god are you okay
21:57how bad is it no no it's not bad it's not bad it's not too bad i feel like it's
22:02pretty bad feels like i'm missing an eye
22:04am i missing an eye
22:06you're gonna be okay
22:07right you're gonna be okay
22:09oh it's cold
22:10it's so cold
22:12i don't want to die
22:14say i can't do this without you
22:16i i i know you
22:18you really can't
22:19that other guy though
22:21the one chasing you
22:23he had potential
22:26why why did you resist
22:30you tell me
22:31you're the only one who gets it
22:32you're the only one who gets me
22:34that's why i need you
22:37but i don't even know
22:39who you were
22:40i was who you needed me to be
22:44hidden inside the voice of patrick stewart
22:47which
22:48is weird
22:49you
22:51you might
22:52want to unpack that
22:54no no no no don't go
22:57no no
22:57we're team
22:58okay
23:00good luck
23:01without me
23:05dickhead
23:07hey
23:09hey
23:12hey
23:13hey
23:31i told you i wasn't lying
23:33you need to realize what we're dealing with here
23:35put it down
23:35don't put it down get rid of it
23:36i'm gonna get rid of it
23:37but just look at it
23:38i don't need to see shit
23:39she doesn't know what she's doing
23:40i do know what i'm doing
23:41and i'm not the one acting crazy here
23:43okay your son is
23:44and so are you two by ignoring him
23:45shanju is fine
23:46he's just stressed
23:47why do we always have to pretend like everything's okay
23:50when it is not
23:51no one is pretending
23:51you pretend about everything
23:53i do not
23:54you're pretending right now
23:56you are
23:57which people are you talking about them
23:59baba
24:00barvez
24:03barvez
24:04barvez
24:04barvez
24:05barvez
24:05shit
24:05yeah yeah yeah yeah
24:07come on fuck's sake
24:09emergency which service
24:10yeah ambulance please
24:11baba i'm sorry okay
24:13i'm so sorry
24:20i'm so sorry
24:31what the fuck
24:35you're gonna be fine you're gonna be fine okay
24:37what's going on i'm bleeding
24:39i'm driving you home
24:40how did you find me
24:42with extreme difficulty mate
24:43someone posted a video of you doing some weird death soliloquy after being hit by a car
24:48oh yeah
24:50was it good
24:51i was shit
24:52but the view count's rising
24:54oh fuck my family
24:55oh fuck my family
24:55your family is fine
24:56q was the one who sent me the clip
24:57if anything they are more concerned about you
24:59oh my god
25:00my god
25:02alicia
25:03yeah
25:04i know i haven't been myself recently
25:06oh that was extremely understated
25:08do that in the audition yeah
25:10what is this
25:11yeah it's still on
25:12what
25:13yeah i know
25:14you don't deserve me
25:15i even got your slot pushed to the end of the day
25:16oh my god
25:17i fucking love you
25:18now listen we've got to clean you up
25:20sort this shit out with your family
25:21yeah
25:21so i don't need you distracted in the room today okay
25:23yeah
25:25all right
25:25absolutely
25:29hey
25:30i care about you you know that right
25:35yeah
25:36i do
25:38thank you
25:48hello
25:49in here baby
25:51so
25:52who are you?
25:56we're fine
25:57how are you?
25:58okay i was so worried about you all
26:02she's fucking crazy bro
26:03what the hell are you doing felicia?
26:05going above and beyond as your agent
26:07again
26:09sit down
26:09can't believe i was gonna do work it's really
26:11all right shut up
26:15you think that i'm gonna put up with your crap for eight years and let this opportunity pass me by
26:19if you're not happy then we can talk i can change the commission structure
26:22oh i'm not doing this because i'm unhappy
26:24i'm doing this because you are
26:26that doesn't even make sense
26:27that's all in bitch
26:30char do you want to know why you're blocked?
26:33why you fucked the biggest moment of your career?
26:35you are looking at reason one
26:37two
26:38three
26:39and four
26:40you are obsessed with getting their blessing
26:43their approval
26:44to be fair you've been fixated on a lot more people's approval than just us
26:47ain't it?
26:48yeah i know
26:49she's right
26:50you keep trying to take people with you
26:52but that's why there's only two seats in a dps
26:54yes
26:54is that like a jet
26:55it's an aston martin you idiot
26:57you know the fact you didn't even mention the db-12 to him
26:59proves to me that you're a blood clot pagan
27:01what the fuck did you call me?
27:03just use being true they don't understand
27:05shut the fuck up
27:06listen to me char if you want to nail this audition
27:09you have to eliminate all of them first
27:15but these are my people
27:18everything i do is for them
27:21come on
27:22you're ashamed of them
27:24you're always trying to fix and change them but you can't so just cut them loose man
27:28you told me when you signed me that we were going to change things
27:31we were going to make a difference
27:32yes to your life
27:34i'm not trying to give the whole village a piggyback
27:36i didn't mean village
27:37we're from karachi
27:38we've got running water there thank you
27:40listen
27:41making a difference means
27:43paying minimal tax
27:44maybe
27:45you buy a couple holiday homes
27:47you can hire a few assistants who look just like you
27:50that's what i want
27:51but what do you want char?
27:53material stuff doesn't really matter to me
27:55i'm an artist
27:56i feel
27:57i feel
27:58i feel
27:59what? why can't you accept that? i'm an artist
28:01yeah you know what?
28:03true artists
28:04they don't give a fuck about other people
28:06or what they think
28:07come let's do this loud mouth first
28:10don't do it!
28:16this should be the one who does it
28:19say what?
28:24charjo?
28:24shut up mommy
28:26what the fuck are you doing bro?
28:27stop undermining me in front of everyone
28:29you always do that
28:31you will not shoot mommy and baba
28:33okay i forbid it
28:34i'm in control now
28:36don't talk to your mother like that
28:37also shoot her first
28:39what?
28:40come on thar
28:41everybody knows you pushed him into this
28:42your ambition
28:44the pressure
28:45the ridiculous school
28:46oh that's from somebody who dragged us all to a whole new country
28:50i'm sure that was so happy in box
28:51and the best actor award goes to
28:53shut up
28:54i decide who gets it
28:56in what order?
28:58bro
28:58quick sidebar
29:00why am i even tied up?
29:02i've been your biggest fan since day
29:03like
29:04do you know how many anonymous tweets i wrote defending you?
29:06i appreciate that
29:07yeah
29:08i'm your ride or die cuz
29:09obviously i don't really want to die
29:11but
29:11listen these men are old as fuck
29:12like they're on their way out already
29:13you can do them guilt free you know what i'm saying
29:15can you just shush?
29:16okay
29:16you're only here for the free shit and the clout anyway
29:18how about you shush?
29:19yeah?
29:19you've been jealous of this man before you could walk
29:21i took...
29:21bro
29:22i've been here for you since day one
29:24i took a knife for you
29:25yeah
29:26and my brother i need to be here with you
29:28for you
29:29to defend you off from these snakes
29:30you ungrateful fuck
29:31shut up
29:33listen to me cuz
29:34yeah
29:34any time i took the piss out of you it was just character building
29:37i was building you
29:37you hate him
29:39shaju
29:39jana shoot zulfi
29:40he would have strangled you in the crib if he couldn't
29:42hey listen nobody's shooting anywhere
29:43shut up
29:46oh Allah
29:50cuz
29:53i just wanna say
29:54yeah
29:56guess me you know i'm here cat nob
29:58i wanna apologise for saying
30:04oh okay
30:05good
30:05yeah nah you got rid of the most toxic elements in our family so
30:08yeah bro you know what you actually did well
30:10i kinda rate that still
30:10that was mad like
30:11we weren't expecting that were we
30:13i wasn't expecting
30:23it's always been you and me shaju
30:31just me and my beautiful boy
30:44where am i
30:46hmm
30:46nice little sleep
30:48how many fingers
30:50three
30:51name
30:51says here shahaj
30:54shahajah
30:55everyone calls me shaw
30:56may i
31:01your obs aren't the best miss in the teeth it's been a long day yeah what do you do for
31:06a living
31:07i'm an actor what you've been in then you think i've seen probably not
31:15might be in next james bonder
31:19one distance in a couple of hours you're taking a piss
31:23well you have to before you go anywhere you're dehydrated love
31:29my family have to go on doctor they're missing
31:34sounds like a busy day doctor will be in soon
31:40bond huh break a leg
32:15thanks
32:18so lateef what are you doing i need you to go back to your room
32:25what are you doing bro we're in here
32:28what are you doing here what do you mean
32:30why do you never reply to your text man wait hey you two
32:33look who's finally shown up oh my god thank you
32:36baba better where were you
32:38oh shudhu
32:39i told you here you come
32:44what happened to you man you look like shit
32:46i just i slipped and i hit my head like an idiot that's all
32:48what happened to you baba
32:49this is a little heartache of nothing to piss your pants about
32:52what happened to you
32:53he's off with his new boyfriend
33:01oh um it's it's previst okay you've got more to worry about than previst
33:05this is about q i'm sorry okay we were just halal texting
33:09okay there was one weird pic can you shut the fuck up
33:11i'm not here about q she can deal with you herself i respect her i do
33:14you're disrespecting me didn't you and you're wasting my time
33:17okay can i be honest with you i love muba okay and so does the investment
33:23team in dubai for real tomorrow afternoon i'm flying out muba is first thing on the agenda
33:33tomorrow afternoon yeah you know what come with me i love you i'll pay for your flight
33:40right i think i've got to see him right now
33:42bro they're getting on a plane
33:44well then come we've got to go
33:45but you you have your audition today
33:47mommy fuck the audition i have to see zofie
33:51q man
33:53i can't do this without you
33:56is your phone fully charged
33:57yeah
33:58then yeah i can't do this without you
34:05i could get fired for just having you in this car
34:08oh yeah zofie banned you from the app
34:11nice
34:12no nothing's gonna happen to you mate that's me on the dashboard all right
34:15really
34:18i thought it was dev potel
34:20right you know what you get it before 3 30 i'll give you an extra 20 quid how's that
34:24wait chill yeah this is my account i'm good for the dough
34:27no you ain't you're broke as fuck what you leave tags on your clothes
34:36it's harder to return them with the tags off all right
34:38all right stop it bro it's embarrassing
34:40shit we might not even make it in time
34:42you'll make it i know all the shortcuts to the airport
34:45while avoiding all the speed cameras and cctv
34:48i could even get you through security and onto a runway if you want
34:52just try the car please drag the car
34:55to determine i'm not the runway
35:07that way
35:15yes me
35:17what are you doing here i'm just oh my god
35:20you can't keep doing this i can't believe this is happening um
35:24i thought i made it clear when we spoke last night that this isn't
35:27oh no i'm not here to try and stop your leaving
35:29oh we actually need to try and stop someone else leaving
35:34i'm sorry you you saw him last night you didn't yeah
35:36what are you right
35:38hey nice to me man yeah i've heard a lot about you
35:41oh my god oh yeah yeah well that's right it's worse than it looks
35:46oh seriously you got to go go yeah we've got to go what are you like 60
35:51come on
35:54what was that yes
35:56i got you guys yeah
35:59excuse me sorry i'm sorry excuse me sorry sorry
36:05whoa boarding pass we don't have boarding passes but somebody that we really need to speak to has
36:10just gone through yeah that's not how it works sorry one sec have you got any photos of sophie
36:15on the phone yeah i mean now quickly
36:18excuse me uh we have reason to believe that this individual is a terror suspect and a security threat
36:32right um you said something about security i did yeah um he's traveling to the middle east he runs
36:37a complex network of drivers couriers and uh black market dashcam suppliers and how do you know this
36:41i have links to the security establishment what links am i fine sorry am i five
36:50yeah not buying it next
36:53i'm sorry what do you what do you mean you're not buying it
36:56i ain't you know turn of voice body language the whole performance really i just didn't see in the
37:00eyes let me go again you film it this time and we can watch it back together you are already
37:04on camera
37:04if you keep annoying me i'm gonna put you on the news better than having a hundred dead bodies and
37:09exploding 747 reviews they don't fly 747s anymore because of people like this i'm trying to tell you
37:14trained in chechnya fought in afghanistan the battle of kandahar maybe what are you doing
37:21he's saying you're a security threat and a terrorist i'm an entrepreneur sorry hey can we talk next yeah
37:35you got blood oh yeah i got hit my car you hurt yeah good
37:49well i'm sorry i'm really really sorry i've been a fucking dickhead
37:55through this my whole life i've seen you out here yeah doing you
38:01i've been at home bro trying to repay your family for taking me in queue
38:09i should thank you you know you made me realize i have to do me
38:19yeah wait is this like real thank you like fuck you thank you both
38:26i'm tired of being the little baby i'm not trying to be junior partner in a relationship
38:30and i hear that yeah i don't want to control you i'm sorry i sweated you
38:36i just i've just been ticking boxes my whole life and you're not box you are
38:44flour well with layers like an onion okay you need to work on that yeah
38:51what are you getting on airplane i'm back in four days
38:57why didn't you just call me anyway this is too important
39:06i love you bro say you again i said you're a fucking prick
39:10you're a little prick too
39:16uh that way economy uh i'll see you at baggage claim
39:24yes i'll put yourself together grinning that there for us man give me my phone please
39:28it's children now psycho
39:33uh i don't know if you're still down but you could probably still make that audition
39:40so
39:48so
39:50so
39:50Oh, my God.
40:20Oh, my God.
40:50Oh, my God.
41:20Fire on set.
41:21Sound speed.
41:23Screen test, Charlotte Eve, take two.
41:25Marker.
41:29And we're set, and...
41:34Action!
41:36That could have just as easily ended a few centimeters to the left.
41:39It wouldn't have mattered to you at all, would it?
41:42Just as long as you were pleasing your masters.
41:46Letting them tell you exactly who to be.
41:50But I see you.
41:53And when it's just you, all alone, tell me, how do you live with yourself?
42:02Do you even know who you are anymore?
42:10Do you want to know what it's like?
42:13Doing the dirty work.
42:17Fighting everybody.
42:19And being a nobody.
42:23The blood of my hands is mine.
42:30Because I kill a part of myself every day.
42:34I live with myself.
42:44Live with whoever you need me to be.
42:52If I don't know who I am, it's because...
42:57You don't want to know.
43:01And cut!
43:02Cut!
43:10Wow!
43:13I've never seen anybody turn a performance around, I think.
43:17You see, you just...
43:19I think I'll get it now.
43:20Okay, well, great.
43:22Now, it's just one more thing.
43:23It's just, you know, a bit of a rites of passage.
43:27Okay.
43:28Congratulations.
43:35Back to one.
43:39So now you're going to say your name in three...
43:49Two...
43:52One...
43:56Action!
43:58The name's...
44:03Shaw Jahan.
44:04How?
44:06You're done.
44:07Say dazu.
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