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00:10I hear that. I really do. It's just really not a good day to me, because it's Eid, so I've
00:14got to stick with family.
00:14Okay. Well, you could have stuck with the family yesterday, but now you've got to do what the shiz long
00:18you created.
00:18Is it really that bad? A lot of people seem to like the whole action and routine.
00:22I reckon it will help them visualize me as Bond.
00:25Okay. Well, there is a lot of chatter. Some people think you're a tough guy, other people think you're insane.
00:28This could cost you the role.
00:30Oh, fuck.
00:34Saju, how many of you are doing this?
00:36Mommy, have you met Felicia?
00:37This is the team.
00:38Oh, this is your agent.
00:42Mommy, remember I said to wait in a car and I'm going to get the suite?
00:45No, don't give me the suite.
00:48Felicia.
00:48Zafika.
00:49Farron.
00:50Same as you, just babysitting Bond.
00:52Well, now only auntie's waiting for you.
00:53It's very disgraceful.
00:54Felicia, you're going to get him the job.
00:56Yes.
00:57If he kills me.
00:59Shaji is just perfect for the job. I'll tell you why.
01:01Okay.
01:01When he was a little boy, he used to say, Mama, I want a license to kill. Remember, Shaji?
01:06Oh, how specific?
01:07I don't remember that.
01:08Yeah.
01:10Oh, look, he's got the mid-time.
01:11I'll just be a minute, okay?
01:12Bye-bye, Felicia.
01:13Bye, I'm so sorry.
01:14You don't know if you're a black lady.
01:20Sorry.
01:21You are a black lady.
01:22I know.
01:26What the fuck is this?
01:27You tell me.
01:34Oh, you know what?
01:35I can't get into this right now.
01:36Okay, listen, none of this, none of this matters, okay?
01:39No one reads the fucking news.
01:40However, this is a big problem.
01:44The person you assaulted, you broke his arm and now he wants an apology.
01:47Sid said he was going for the giant Buddha's head, but now he's coming for you with 200,000
01:51followers and counting, young and brown, your core fan base.
01:55Assaulted?
01:56This man ran at me with a metal object, Felicia.
01:59It was a kind of straight pain, Shah.
02:01Yeah, you know what I'd say.
02:02I mean, the worst he could have done was tag you.
02:04Okay, fine, just give him his apology.
02:05Okay, good.
02:05All right, so how are you going to do?
02:07Oh, no, you have to apologize.
02:09On a video by end of day or he's pressing charges.
02:12Listen, it's Ian, so I've got to stick with the family.
02:14My mom usually hosts, but I fucked that up this time.
02:16That's on me.
02:17I can't be dealing with this.
02:18I have to be with the fan today.
02:19I have to make it right.
02:20This is about your career, Shah.
02:22Your credibility in your community for the people that you see are doing all of this for.
02:30Is it your most followers of me?
02:31Shah!
02:33I'm Shah Latif here.
02:35Eve Mubarak to everyone celebrating.
02:37I want to address the incident at the King's Museum last night.
02:40You might have heard about it or seen it.
02:42Well, I lived it.
02:43And I want you to know that in that moment, I wasn't thinking at all.
02:46I was acting out of sheer instinct.
02:50Community is the most important thing in the world to me.
02:54And I would never take it for granted.
02:56And there's nothing more painful to me than to know that I might have hurt a member of my own
03:00community.
03:01And to know that I might have betrayed your trust in some way, hurts me deeply.
03:06You good, yeah?
03:07Yeah, I'm good, yeah.
03:10So, you've come to visit us lonely villagers.
03:14Oxford educated.
03:15But no sense.
03:17Why did you attack that young man?
03:18Don't listen to him.
03:19Come, let's take a selfie.
03:22And I want you to know that I'm going to do everything in my power to make up for it
03:26and to make it right.
03:29Should have won black.
03:31It would go better with the animal witch's gold palace.
03:36Eve is my day.
03:37It belongs to all Muslims.
03:38But me.
03:39It's mine.
03:40And she took it.
03:41You know one thing she doesn't have?
03:43What?
03:44Her son, Salim, you know, golden boy.
03:48I stood to buy a big shot.
03:50Always trying to compete with you.
03:52Bad shot.
03:53Probably getting a Russian prostitute pregnant this second.
03:55Don't talk, Felty.
03:59Orbital?
04:00She doesn't have her main attraction.
04:03Even me can be the stars of the show.
04:05We just...
04:06Come on.
04:08You worried about what Norti Naila thinks?
04:09Nangi Naila.
04:10Nangi Naila.
04:13She always shows skin because she's got no style.
04:16Where is she?
04:17She's probably too busy checking herself out in the mirror to come host her own party.
04:34Samina.
04:35He's Mubarak.
04:36He's Mubarak.
04:38So happy you could come.
04:40So we decided to co-host this year.
04:42This part of you, Kamal, did you, Tahira?
04:44But you know Naila, how do you deal with her?
04:47She doesn't have to deal with her.
04:48She doesn't have to deal with her.
04:49She doesn't have to do the decoration.
04:50She's a penthouse.
04:53The Quran says charity is a blessing.
04:55Please eat it in the garden.
04:57Eid Mubarak.
04:59Eid Mubarak.
05:05Eid Mubarak.
05:08Hello ladies.
05:10Eid Mubarak.
05:12What is my wife?
05:14Sit now?
05:16In Saint-Syn.
05:17Now he has passed, you are the eldest.
05:19No, thank you.
05:20I'm fine standing.
05:22Baba.
05:22Go your favor.
05:23Don't tell me, yeah?
05:24Is that how you're going to kill us, Bond?
05:26By raising the blood sugar?
05:29Yeah, I'll mention that to the writers.
05:31Maybe that's enough.
05:34Maybe, yeah, maybe.
05:35Why don't you do a Pakistani film?
05:36Something with Mehra Khan in it.
05:38No, no.
05:38You're doing a guru vidra.
05:46I'm going to talk to you.
05:54Sure, good first try, good first try.
05:56But I'm going to need you to do another apology video.
06:00First, you forgot to say the words, I'm sorry.
06:02Which is kind of key to the whole thing.
06:04He's buff, no?
06:05Keith says he's gone mental.
06:07Yeah, it's fucking hot.
06:08Sorry, can you in my focus, please?
06:10This is the latest.
06:12Well, this guy likes you.
06:17Also, the whole Aladdin outfit and the Bollywood sweet shop.
06:20You said community like ten times.
06:22It feels like you're begging it.
06:24Maybe down the brow.
06:26I don't get it.
06:26What is a problem?
06:27That looks tough, man.
06:29I'm 22, mate.
06:30What were you trying to get wiped out?
06:32Get it to me sooner rather than later.
06:34This is not going away.
06:36Hi, everyone.
06:37Charlotte Eiff here.
06:38Now, last night at the King's Museum,
06:40a brother and I came into conflict.
06:43I should not have reacted the way that I did.
06:45And the brother in question, perhaps,
06:48should not have run at me with a metal object the way that he did.
06:52Ruba is a community-led...
06:54It's not fucking community-led.
06:56The fact is, we're all in this together.
06:58And in the future,
06:59I promise to use my platform not to lash out,
07:01but to reach out.
07:04Bro.
07:05Ruba is full.
07:07You want some chai or something?
07:10No.
07:11Ruba.
07:11Bro, we good?
07:12I'm good.
07:13Are you good?
07:13Yeah, I'm good, bro.
07:14We good.
07:15I'm good.
07:15Are you good?
07:16Yeah, I'm good.
07:16I'm good then.
07:18Ruba, not Ruba.
07:19What are you doing?
07:19Trying to focus, man.
07:20You are distracting me.
07:22All right.
07:23Yes.
07:23Yo, they got them little laddus over there
07:25with the pink and green balls on it.
07:26You want them?
07:26Big man, please.
07:27I don't want laddus right now, okay?
07:29I just want to concentrate.
07:30Aren't you supposed to be holding on his hand?
07:33Oh, yeah.
07:33Shit.
07:34In a bit, yeah?
07:35Don't bring me no laddus.
07:36We'll go for that.
07:37Oh, I got the time.
07:39Leave the baby.
07:40I'm sorry.
07:41I got the child.
07:42Hey.
07:44Yeah, I got it.
07:44It's only gone.
07:45It's only gone.
07:45You came in?
07:46Where have you been?
07:47I've just been checking on Baba and Zofi.
07:49Bastard, you promised you're not going to leave me.
07:51So if I just die standing here alone...
07:54Please.
07:54Please don't do this now.
07:55You left me.
07:56I'm sorry.
07:57I'm sorry.
07:58Salim!
07:58My Salim is coming.
08:05Salim!
08:06Salim!
08:06My child!
08:09Salim!
08:15Salim!
08:29Oh!
08:30Oh!
08:31Oh!
08:32Oh!
08:37Look Mr. Thubai.
08:39Look at him. The dancing
08:41monkey. Doing his mother's dirty
08:43bidding. Making Russian prostitutes
08:45pregnant. Look. That is not money. That was a joke
08:47that I just made.
08:49Oh, look at that fresh
08:51spray. Zulfi. Weakest
08:53of us all.
08:56don't leave shahju she's coming don't leave can i borrow your mommy for a minute i need my
09:01co-host in the kitchen okay we're just gonna okay okay no no let's go let's go let's go let's
09:05go
09:09our kpi is the most interesting thing about this okay it's the retention of the customer base off
09:13to that discount period you know it's off the charts people want more community driven ride
09:17yes salim yes what are you saying bro yes look at this guy you good yeah come join us man
09:24join us
09:24yeah i've always been doing that anyway yeah i've got you some logos bro thank you thank you yeah so
09:28i
09:28never got your number how you been i've been good bro yeah you've been breaking shit what do you mean
09:33by that glass ceilings thank you try it man try it and i got his arm it's just a fracture
09:41hey just
09:42to bring this back to what we're talking about before you got here yeah um you know our number
09:45drivers are growing by the day will be in all key five bars by june so boobah sick idea innit
09:51i've
09:51been there from day one i remember bro i'm so proud of this guy customer is so proud and you
09:55know what's
09:55amazing he's always been an entrepreneur if anything he just went from selling grams to instagram
10:03just out of interest what was the what's your credit situation with the criminal record and everything
10:08no no problems whatsoever no issues and just for clarity um i didn't go inside for selling mall it's not
10:14just five bit of island disorder it was your self-defense it was before in a way he's a ride
10:18or die and he was there for me any credit issues though no credit issues because i'm going all in
10:22with everything that i've got right so if you need any credit you need financing just talk to me
10:27sorry just i was done the impression we were coming and seed round robin so it was series a
10:32you see this conversation here this is in fact the closest he's been to the business
10:37right in fact it's too close okay give me back my dildos then
10:44uh you know for me personally the most important quality by amuba is in fact the quality of the
10:50relationships we're not just there for them when we want because that's bullshit that's fake
10:56get the fuck off me bro i don't know
11:01and anyway i've always had a passion for customer services it's my thing that's one thing i picked
11:05up in dubai that's what we do best hospitality that's our culture one might say the muslim way
11:10of doing business i love the idea i'm gonna present it to the guys see what they say well you're
11:15taking
11:15this you're trying to get investment from dubai yeah okay yeah you're good no no i'm just saying
11:24you know dubai works for people with the you know all like with the but i mean what the fuck's
11:29this
11:29guy gonna do in dubai man he's gonna let you in bro you don't want to go there man i'm
11:32all in yeah
11:33remember that he was disrespectful he referred to your quiff like that there was no need
11:40they lose good shah got your second apology yeah that's not gonna work first of all what was up
11:47with that background if you post that you'll have to issue a second apology for being a rich
11:51asshole also you forgot to say sorry again oh the first class in tazam kia naila
11:59next year he does back at yours no no absolutely yes very kind of you to step in this year
12:14it's because uh i worry for him for all of you it's so much pressure that's very kind
12:25of you to worry now i see a bit of your sister and him
12:35does shah chan have someone you can talk to he has me rukaiya had you too but she needed more
12:41help nah but bichariya any kudikok she doesn't know anything she was i love please it's all good
12:48my son is going to be the next james bond we all couldn't be more proud
12:57it's okay to talk about the struggles now really
13:02thank you it's all good it's first class
13:38kya shah latif is a Israeli jasus is a
13:41of the people of Pakistan and the people of Pakistan
13:44have been taken away from some people.
13:46When he has been attacked against the Afghan
13:47and the people of the people of the people of the people
13:48who have been attacked,
13:52he has been attacked by the Afghan government.
13:52He has been attacked by the Afghan government.
13:54He has been attacked by the Afghan government.
13:58Shah, we need that apology.
14:01We're running out of time.
14:02I've literally written it out for you.
14:04Just find a quiet, neutral group.
14:06Record it and send it back now,
14:08before it's too fucking late, okay?
14:14For fuck's sake.
14:32Am I interacting with something?
14:35Yeah.
14:36A conversation.
14:38Can you fucking close the door, please?
14:40Yes.
14:42Is this like...
14:43You two...
14:44I like her.
14:45Texting.
14:46Wow.
14:47So how long has this been going on?
14:48Six months.
14:49Three months?
14:50Okay, so this is nothing.
14:52Can we please not do this in front of Shah?
14:53I'm sure.
14:54I'm not going to tell anyone.
14:54Come here.
14:55Can we not do this in front of Shah?
14:56I came here for you.
14:57But I never asked you to, did I?
14:59But I asked me to.
15:00I never...
15:00Calm down.
15:01I never fucking asked you to.
15:02And this, this whole thing you're doing here,
15:04this is what I'm talking about.
15:04This is the whole problem.
15:05So just to clarify, you didn't come in to see Zulfi then for the thing?
15:07No.
15:08Yes.
15:08Does he know, by the way?
15:10Oh, fuck's sake.
15:11Well, yeah, he's going to find out now, isn't he?
15:12I'm not going to say anything.
15:13I've got your back.
15:14I've got your back.
15:15Look, we don't have to tell anyone.
15:17Let's just be real about what this is, because this is something, right?
15:20Me and you both know it.
15:21What does that even mean, bro?
15:24You live a million miles away, okay?
15:26You have a whole life.
15:28You have fucking house keys, car keys, so many keys, okay?
15:32I have one key.
15:33I can give you keys.
15:34I don't want your keys, okay?
15:35I want mine.
15:36Yo, can I just step in here for a minute,
15:37offer maybe a different perspective from my own more mature experience, yeah?
15:41I want an honest answer from both of you, okay?
15:44Alright?
15:45Alright.
15:45Now, let's say, let's say you've been texting.
15:48There's some emotional ambiguity about where you both stand.
15:52Alright?
15:53Yeah?
15:53You can relate, right?
15:54You send a message, a heartfelt one.
15:57Instead of it going green, it goes grey.
16:00What does that mean to you?
16:02It means you're blocked.
16:05Fuck off, really?
16:06Yeah.
16:07Let me just show you this.
16:08Okay, I'm going to ask you to leave now.
16:09Can I show you this quickly?
16:10No, no, no.
16:11Oi.
16:12Don't say anything to anyone.
16:13I'm chill.
16:15Salim, yeah.
16:20He's not fucking sure.
16:27With Said gone, who will lead the prayer?
16:29Pasha?
16:30Okay.
16:31Well, he recites beautifully, but I think I should lead.
16:35I will lead.
16:36Seated?
16:36I won't be seated.
16:37No, he wears by.
16:38Think about it.
16:38Let someone else lead.
16:40Listen, you ass-wipes.
16:42I can run circles around you idiots.
16:44I will lead.
16:44You ass-wipes.
16:45You ass-wipes.
16:45You ass-wipes.
16:50You ass-wipes.
16:51You ass-wipes.
16:51You ass-wipes.
16:51You ass-wipes.
16:51By so desperately pursuing the role of Bond, an icon of the white establishment,
16:56Shah Latif is exchanging his political art for vanilla distraction.
17:00And so he joins a long line of brown men who think that by becoming our oppressor, he's
17:04somehow liberating all of us.
17:05And he puts a filter on his IMDb pic to look more white.
17:19Allahu akbar, allahu akbar.
17:22La ilaha illa Allah.
17:25Allahu akbar.
17:30Hey, Shah Latif here.
17:32I was involved in an incident last night at the King's Museum that was both unfortunate
17:36and avoidable.
17:37And I'm deeply sorry.
17:39Hey, hey, hey, hey, you fucking thick.
17:43Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.
17:45Alhamdulillahi Rabbil Alameen.
17:47Shah Latif here.
17:48Last night at the King's Museum, I fucked up a guy running at me with a metal object
17:52and apparently I'm the one who has to apologize.
17:59Hi, Shah Latif here.
18:01Literally nothing to apologize for.
18:03Trying to save my career and my life.
18:05So I'll fuck you and your little TikTok, you little.
18:12Assamya Allah, Uliman Hamidah.
18:37Hello?
18:40Yeah, hi, is this Sid?
18:42Uh, yeah.
18:43Hi.
18:43Hi.
18:44This is Shah Latif.
18:45Is it?
18:47Actually.
18:48Yeah.
18:48It is actually.
18:49Bro, I just want to say.
18:51I am so, so sorry for what happened yesterday.
18:56No excuses.
18:57I was banging out of order.
18:58Uh, I just don't know what came over me.
19:02I really hope you can find it in your heart to please forgive me.
19:08Yo, I appreciate this, man.
19:11I really do.
19:12I was going to call my lawyers.
19:13Um, but then the fact you called, man.
19:16Oh, bro, he's been eating me up the whole day.
19:19I can't tell you how much this means, man.
19:20Legit.
19:23Well.
19:24Do you mind just sending me what you just said?
19:26Like in a recording?
19:29Sorry?
19:30Do you?
19:30I need the engagement, bro.
19:32Right.
19:33I mean, I guess so.
19:35Nice, man.
19:36Appreciate it.
19:37Alright.
19:37Oh, and thanks for the follow, mate.
19:39Just remember, keep the bid under 90 for the algorithm here.
19:44I will do.
19:45Alright.
19:45See you.
19:58Bye.
19:59Bye.
20:01Bye.
20:02Bye.
20:03Bye.
20:04Bye.
20:05I was praying on a chair already.
20:09Bye.
20:10Bye.
20:12Bye.
20:12How is your breathing, okay?
20:14you okay huh why didn't you sit him down but now you want to be involved what the
20:17fuck's that supposed to mean i'm doing something for yourself don't come at me
20:20you always fucking want to be the hero and you're never around
20:22uh-huh baba do you get is anyone getting any water
20:27i'm gonna get a blanket or something
20:32are you good bro bro are you good are you dumb he's a fucking diabetic and you're
20:39giving him boxes of sweets shabash bit up
20:41should i just fuck off again yeah you better when i'm not around that's what you're saying
20:44no no what he's not my dad he's your dad
20:46shut you huh shut you you know you think you're a fucking bad man
20:50oh fucking yeah my people is my how the fuck you're gonna help your people
20:53if you're too busy sucking white people's dicks
20:57he's just crying about last night bro what you came in to take me you came for a free fucking
21:01meal
21:01bro i saw you giving out your little business cards that's some sweet little minicap driver
21:04blow it blow it he's a leech man tell us to visit me and leech you're not me my whole
21:07life
21:07what are you trying to leech off this dickhead
21:09bro he doesn't care about your shitty ideas he's trying to chirp his little sister
21:13what only jersey i love her
21:14all right what the fuck man are you fucking are you mad
21:18listen don't listen to him he's lost the fucking plot he's been chatting to a pig's head in the
21:21freezer what what freezer in the garage and he's been talking to him
21:23what are you talking to a pig's head
21:25what if i have what if i have what if i have better listener than any of you lot
21:28well that's what happens when you're related to you guys i'm not the first family member to lose
21:37why are you why are you saying that to me no no no i'm asking why is he saying that
21:40to me but what
21:41did i do what i do i'm trying to fucking make a difference i'm not just sat there fucking
21:44complaining about everything will you judge me
21:46huh why are you fucking touching me don't touch me i'm trying to change the world
21:50all right so anyone doesn't look at you and think you're some fucking worthless thinking
21:54bitch backy look at me get the fuck out of your voice
21:57i'm not the problem am i she blames you for what happened to your mom bro
22:00shut up
22:01what happened to your mom bro
22:19you
22:21you
22:21you
22:23you
22:25you
22:29you
22:30you
22:42amazing one mixed brew wow one briyani
22:51great and some naan ah thank you enjoy your meal let us know if you would like anything else
22:55uh can i get some more water yes sure oh my god yasmine what the fuck what are you doing
23:15here
23:15what are you doing here oh yeah you um come here every year or need don't you i totally forgot
23:23you forgot yeah yeah i'm just here i'm just picking up some food right what a coincidence
23:30actually um do you mind if i
23:35what's happening i just told you i'm just gonna pick up some food on the other side of london
23:40at 9 30. on eid yeah don't eat that why not you won't like it i think i know what
23:48i like
23:48chicken not lamb why would you get the chicken trying new things is that okay
23:54no it'd be weird because the lambs are significant okay so you're here because of the article can
23:58we stop pretending i'm sorry what article are you being serious right now i'm sorry if i missed your
24:07what is it with an article that sounds fun tell me about it you're doubling down on this right
24:12dude you know how it's like i've got busy you you're busy well i'm sure you're not fixated on
24:16everything that i'm doing this is a strong take i gotta hand it to you i don't know what you
24:20mean
24:20it sounds like you think i'm like killing myself to be something that i'm not and you memorized it
24:25that's sad who's that oh you said i'm not sad i've been having a great time i've been swapping out
24:30uh political art for vanilla destruction can you stop which is my team my article please and it's not
24:35even about you actually oh it's not about me full disclosure charlotte if and i know one another
24:40and have spent time together socially is that how you're going to describe our relationship
24:45well that's how you describe the relationship and you calm down these people are not your audience
24:49you're ruining their dinner and mine this is revenge porn man this is revenge porn dressed up as
24:54an identity politics and pop culture pink piece is it revenge porn if you're fucking yourself over
24:59yeah yeah actually it is that's a sub-genre of revenge porn yeah it is it doesn't matter what kind
25:03of
25:03delete that now delete that or i'll break your fucking nose with it yes and the deleted pics
25:09folder what do you think i'm fucking thick isn't that what you want and that's not a private
25:14language here you idiot dude can you just delete it i wanted a selfie you can talk to me i'm
25:19very
25:19approachable okay uncle yeah thank you dude enjoy your milkshake thank you yeah shows up what are you
25:23doing are you kidding me enjoy your little fan come on man let's take it have you been paid is
25:27she paid
25:27yes i paid well and i'm the dramatic one okay look look time out please i just want to talk
25:32excuse me after all this time can we just have a chat it's not right man it's not right
25:39i'm here i don't want to take something car
25:42fucking hell did you say that is there a back door where's the back door i think they're here for
25:48me right
25:48anyone fine thanks i'll find it myself wait wait wait go away go away you're not allowed
26:02not allowed please sorry
26:11i'm not trying i'm trying to be there i'm on my way now
26:24okay sorry i want to do that all wrong i just wanted to see the last bit wasn't my fault
26:30come on now that was crazy you're crazy me oh you knocked three people out just by staring
26:38if you ever need uh a job i could do with security
26:42if you think that was fine you have some serious issues
26:45better than you know book club for one what kind of heat is that huh how about your heat what
26:49crossing london to stalk your ex you need help
26:51you know i do and and you did help me and i'm grateful because it shows that you care
26:56i do care well it's all beautiful they do you know what yeah yeah i'll buy a rose
27:03i should be thanking you right no please what how much are those five for you okay that's a bit
27:09i'll do 250 for her okay you're embarrassing yourself oh that isn't that that's not the first
27:13time i would have done that for you though is it i don't need a rose from you you don't
27:17need
27:17anything from anyone no just not from you actually my life's pretty great okay if it's great
27:21lend me five pounds and i'll buy you a rose and i'm gonna stop and scratch
27:25five pounds expensive
27:28you know if you knew me at all you know i hate roses
27:33and i remember that i just you've got to love the gesture huh you love the gesture guys guys
27:38why don't you come in for the best curry on brick lane twenty percent off for the lovely couple eh
27:42we're not a couple but we used to be you met my family yeah i did actually and you know
27:47what
27:47he made me wear a jacket over my sleeveless dress the first time when i met his dad well not
27:51in a
27:51thunder way just my dad's a bit of a like a little pervy uncle mate listen she was making out
27:56like i
27:56would have locked her in a cupboard if we carried on dating yeah she put all her cultural and family
28:00issues on me just because i'm proud that's racist isn't it isn't it more racist to be killing yourself
28:04to play a white neo-colonial mi6 agent but if i played him he wouldn't be white would he yeah
28:08but
28:08you would be guys i've got an idea why don't you go to my cousin's restaurant across the road i
28:12think
28:12that's better for you don't you want to hear about how he brought a date to my friends and family
28:15screening a date that was not a date she was a world colleague that i brought she was shit in
28:21your
28:21mango tree flop guessing it wasn't enough to snog her on screen good for the career to be spotted out
28:26about with her god forbid anything come from all that okay okay hadn't you broken up by then
28:30sure that night was about me okay and also taking a break isn't the same as breaking up okay
28:35then how exactly would you define how we can fuck what i left my bag at the restaurant okay do
28:42you
28:42um you have to go back there now i have my passport in it and i'm leaving tomorrow argentina what
28:48why
28:48are you going to argentina wait someone's taking it but my airpods are moving fuck oh shit you're
28:55gonna catch you on foot you need a cabinet oh wait taxi oh i need to get it back that's
29:02gone
29:02listen can you just just let me help just trust me for once i don't know come on come on
29:11come on
29:12come on come on come on come on yeah yeah yeah seriously hey mate listen can you give us a
29:17lift
29:17yeah okay yeah how fast is this guy not that fast faster than walking on it oh yeah it's a
29:23bike
29:25if you annoy me i will ditch you oh you always say that but you're still here yeah well i'm
29:30leaving
29:30the country tomorrow aren't i hey this is an emergency can you follow this dog yeah all right auntie i've
29:38got
29:38to all right this is gonna be fine what's an argentina funding came through for my doc the shipwreck
29:45one mm-hmm come on come on proud of you man i don't mean that the patronizing well it was
29:53a little
29:53bit of a patronizing no seriously i wish they were more local entities about shipwrecks
30:07your dad is more um herbal funder i appreciate you saying that he would have killed to have me in
30:15your
30:15family i would have liked to kill him i'd have to keep pulling him to one side like that what
30:20the
30:20fuck you're doing chill out mate how is he he's not good no it's not um yeah he's not good
30:38i think my whole family hates me they probably do
30:48i can make it all clear
30:52that's not shut up
30:57come on that's crazy of all the tunes that's wild
31:06make it turn up
31:09better turn it up for your auntie i'm getting an auntie when i'm raving
31:22i can make it
31:23i can make you
31:27i can make you
31:29is it here somewhere around there
31:32maybe it's in the gunner over there in there
31:37no thanks yeah 10 off your next ride leaving tomorrow well when you get back then not coming
31:42back what do you mean i'm coming back it doesn't matter what do you mean by that
31:49what do you mean you're not coming back it's here
31:59okay okay um yeah i think is that down there on the left yeah hurry up it takes weeks to
32:05get a new
32:05passport don't worry we're gonna get it wait i think it is it's like it's this one here
32:17hi hi welcome to the globe 25 head oh i'd like to pay please but i don't know my wallet
32:25or phone
32:25so how's this become an expensive date for me
32:32and here are your body bags down the corridor on the right
32:37so what were the four exactly uh it's a bum bag okay what kind of bum bag just a bag
32:45right
32:46neon pink and yellow wait is this the one that i got you
32:50yeah oh all right relax what no we shouldn't be too hard to find right it's convenient it's a useful
32:56size okay okay
33:06might be a bit tricky oh
33:10i'm never gonna find my bag in here whoa aren't you forgetting something
33:15so what check your goodie bag mate can't let you on the dance floor like that
33:20oh with the paint all right um lock it um i'm not really i'm here this guy i'll do
33:33whoa whoa be nice be nice why am i not nice
33:40as much as you want to um humiliate me remember whose passport will you
33:46don't rush the artist please
33:50sorry
33:53or look into her soul
33:59why'd you get rid of the nose ring
34:02um i don't know you look so much fit with that nose ring man
34:06what what you what just saying took the attention away from that cold dead look in your eyes
34:11probably around the same time as you um started losing half your hair
34:14you know um fitting areas lead to high levels of testosterone so because i'm mad
34:18so if you need some money for a hair transplant okay you just let me know
34:21well i'm fine you know i just take all my self-loathing and i rub it on my scalp every
34:24day
34:25but thanks for chopping me up next time i see you next time i see you
34:29you're gonna have shaved your head and you're gonna tell me it's for a role
34:31okay or because i'm gonna have a really secret sad illness so you're gonna be so upset about
34:35all the time you're spending it now that i'm dead yeah yeah death guilty yeah that's a straight
34:40up auntie move it is sorry did that trigger you sorry does that turn you on i know
35:07uh
35:10uh
35:12uh
35:13uh
35:13uh
35:13uh
35:13uh
35:13uh
35:49You having fun?
35:52Yeah, I am actually. I'm having fun.
35:54You're about to be looking for a bag.
35:55Yeah, I'm looking as well.
35:56All right.
35:57I'm always looking. Don't worry.
36:03You're not a bad either in the end.
36:04Not the worst.
36:05You know what I mean?
36:08What are you looking at me for? I don't have it.
36:26You're going to go to the bathroom, yeah?
36:59You don't have a bulge to eat them.
37:03Are you fucking mad?
37:05Hold up!
37:06You should be out here with what?
37:07Not the first time I remember to lose my mind.
37:10What?
37:10You're fucking mad!
37:11You're fucking mad!
37:37You're fucking mad!
37:40You're fucking mad!
37:41You're fucking mad!
37:50You're fucking mad!
37:51You're fucking mad!
37:53You're fucking mad!
37:55You're fucking mad!
38:02You're fucking mad!
38:06You're fucking mad!
38:08Hey.
38:13Do I find it?
38:23I just wanna say, what you're doing,
38:25you're halfway across the world, on your own.
38:29It's amazing.
38:30You're fearless, I've always admired that about you.
38:33Thanks.
38:39So, where are you gonna live?
38:41In a flat or something?
38:43Yeah, I found a place near the offices.
38:44Okay, great.
38:45Yeah.
38:47Is it like a good neighbourhood?
38:49I'm just saying a woman out there on our own.
38:52I can take care of myself.
38:53I know, I know, I know.
38:54The Spanish is kind of shit,
38:55so you're gonna need someone to...
38:56What are you doing?
38:58What am I doing?
38:59I'm looking for your passports
39:01and I'm having a little bit of a race.
39:03What?
39:05Found the bag, didn't you?
39:08Locked.
39:11What?
39:11Yeah, you did, you psycho.
39:14What are you talking about?
39:15You just said passports with a fucking S.
39:17Where are they?
39:18Where are they?
39:18Fine, fine, fine.
39:22Oliver Winthrop?
39:24Fucking Winthrop, man.
39:25And I'm the one trying to be white.
39:27Now then, leave me the bag.
39:28Fuck off!
39:46Hey.
39:48Hey.
39:49Hey.
39:49Hey, why did you lie to me?
39:50I didn't fucking lie to you.
39:51You didn't tell me you got a boyfriend.
39:52Why do you think I'm here?
39:54You're the one that lied about the passports.
39:56Okay.
39:57All right, then I'll be honest now.
39:58I am not here for your fucking article, okay?
40:00I'm here for you.
40:01Look, I'm here for you.
40:03Because I miss you.
40:05I miss us.
40:07Okay?
40:09I'll admit that.
40:12Now, can you admit, if it's really all done between us,
40:16it's a little bit weird that you didn't want to tell me about your boyfriend.
40:18How long?
40:19A year?
40:19A year?
40:20That you're moving to another country tomorrow?
40:23Yeah.
40:23I mean, there's something.
40:24I've got cold feet.
40:26It's a fucking big decision.
40:28Okay, so you've got cold feet.
40:29Yeah, okay.
40:30But I didn't want to see him on my last night in London.
40:33Am I out here running around with you?
40:35Why is that?
40:36Hmm?
40:37But he's fucking great.
40:38He's really great and he loves me.
40:40And he's reliable and he's there for me.
40:43So, I don't know.
40:45I don't know.
40:56Do you want to know what it's like?
40:57Hmm.
41:00Doing the dirty work.
41:04Fighting everybody.
41:06And being a nobody.
41:09I...
41:11I don't live with myself.
41:13I live with whoever they need me to be.
41:20And if I don't know who I am,
41:22it's because I feel like maybe you don't want to know.
41:28Are you acting?
41:31No.
41:32It's like...
41:33lines.
41:34They're all lines, but the feeling is honest.
41:39You're insane.
41:49Please don't go.
41:56Take care, okay?
41:58Okay.
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