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00:00:04So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:13Uh, uh...
00:00:19Yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:22Just play along.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:53You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:04I don't want you to stop.
00:01:07I don't want you to stop.
00:01:12I don't want you to stop.
00:01:15You have a cute heart.
00:01:21I don't want you to stop.
00:01:34Ah, I was so drunk last night.
00:01:37I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:42I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:50Happy New Year.
00:01:51Sam, it's me.
00:01:53Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:55I don't care how.
00:01:56Just do it.
00:01:58I will find you.
00:02:05Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:08Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:11I need grandkids.
00:02:13I need you to...
00:02:13Message received, Mom.
00:02:15I need to go now.
00:02:16I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:26Seven years.
00:02:28Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:30And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:39Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:41Boss, it's been years.
00:02:46I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:48Your vest, sir.
00:02:50But first, we found her fake Christmas wife.
00:02:53She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:54Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:56And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:58We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:02Good.
00:03:03Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:07Hi.
00:03:08One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:10And one hot chocolate.
00:03:13I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:16Now Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:22Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:24It's just for Christmas.
00:03:25But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:28Where's my real one?
00:03:37I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:39Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:49Tell me!
00:03:50Oh, what?
00:03:58Tell me!
00:03:59Oh, I'm sorry.
00:04:01I'm not your dad.
00:04:03No, I know you're my daddy.
00:04:04Just as handsome as I've had.
00:04:06Oh.
00:04:07Mommy, hurry!
00:04:09Your fake Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:18I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:21He's gorgeous.
00:04:28Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:31She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:33Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:35You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:37So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:04:40See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:43Hi, my name's Hyper.
00:04:44What's your name?
00:04:45Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:47Max, Aurelius.
00:04:49Eva.
00:04:51We should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:55I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:58I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:01So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:07$1,000 an hour?
00:05:09Well, yeah.
00:05:11It's $500 a day.
00:05:13Is that enough?
00:05:14That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:16Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:17That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:20You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:22Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:24Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:27and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:29And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:31so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:35So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:38Fine.
00:05:40But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Deal.
00:05:48Ready to go get married?
00:06:03Wow.
00:06:05Clean up nice.
00:06:06This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:08Pictures.
00:06:12Pictures.
00:06:17You're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:43I need some photos of us together, too.
00:06:48To prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family. Yeah, of course
00:07:03Happy holidays mom from my family to you
00:07:15Bad news boss, the agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:21Wait, she bailed
00:07:22Then who is
00:07:26Who is she?
00:07:29Whatever it doesn't matter. I've got what I need
00:07:34Sam, don't worry about it. I already found someone
00:07:42Okay, well I think it's time for us to go Christmas shopping waits for no one Christmas shopping I should
00:07:50come
00:07:51Look if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan. I think I
00:07:55should have some say in the gifts
00:07:57We'll make it more believable
00:08:01Fine
00:08:02Yeah, fine. Okay, you can come
00:08:12Let's go which mall we going to
00:08:14Um, let's go to that one. Oh, let's go to the bank
00:08:23What the actual fuck
00:08:29Sam is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again? Give me a DNA test for that little
00:08:36girl that he's with
00:08:40She does kind of look like him
00:08:45So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you
00:08:50Here let me get this
00:08:53I'm gonna love you max
00:08:56Oh, so I was uh thinking that since we're married
00:09:02We should probably kiss once or twice
00:09:05In front of them
00:09:07Okay
00:09:08Should we use our tongues or no? No, no definitely not and absolutely no
00:09:13Sex yes
00:09:17Strictly business
00:09:19Anything physical outside of that is not happening
00:09:21Anything physical outside of that is not happening
00:09:21What?
00:09:23Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:26I just don't want piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good christmas
00:09:32Let's go
00:09:38Here
00:09:40What are you doing?
00:09:41I'd never let my woman pick up the tab
00:09:45Well, I'm not your woman and this isn't a real relationship and I don't want your money
00:09:52Attention shoppers all bakery items are now 50% off
00:09:5550% off pies
00:09:56Quick go grab a dozen pumpkin pies
00:09:5812 pumpkin pies I hear this right?
00:10:00They're the best kind
00:10:01Hurry up and go
00:10:02Go what are you standing here for?
00:10:06Hello there
00:10:07Hi
00:10:07You ready?
00:10:08Yes, yeah just these things
00:10:09Okay great
00:10:11We have a holiday special today
00:10:12Spend 500 get 10% off
00:10:15And you are just short 15 bucks if you want to take advantage of the deal
00:10:18Oh great yeah
00:10:19What do you have that's just 15 bucks?
00:10:22Will you get a move on?
00:10:24I just got here relax
00:10:27Yeah, yeah
00:10:30Here this will do the trick
00:10:32Okay, thank you
00:10:35Hurry up and pay
00:10:38I will pay when I'm ready
00:10:40You can wait your turn
00:10:45Thank you
00:10:46Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her
00:10:54Oh wait wait wait not the pies
00:10:56Not the pies
00:10:57You can just set those on top
00:11:03Hi guys
00:11:05Gonna hand you all these pies
00:11:10Thank you
00:11:11Thank you
00:11:11Of course
00:11:12Thank you so much
00:11:14Of course
00:11:14I hope you like pumpkin
00:11:15Thank you
00:11:16She bought all 12 pies
00:11:18Don't worry I have enough for everybody
00:11:20Just to give it away
00:11:21Yeah
00:11:22Thank you
00:11:23Merry Christmas
00:11:24Merry Christmas
00:11:29What?
00:11:30You do that often?
00:11:32As often as I can
00:11:38We should go
00:11:39We gotta pick up paper
00:11:44Watch out
00:12:03You done feeling me up?
00:12:06Shut up
00:12:07Oh sorry I was just in character wife
00:12:09You...
00:12:09Well stay out of character until Christmas
00:12:17And don't be late
00:12:29Harrison Group?
00:12:31Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:34Sort of
00:12:35Not that I'm judging
00:12:36I just...
00:12:37Need to get my story straight
00:12:38Or my mom will eat both of us alive
00:12:41Why don't we say that you do mid-level management
00:12:43For Harrison Group?
00:12:44I think that's respectable
00:12:47Can we pick another company?
00:12:49No
00:12:50Harrison Group is perfect
00:12:51And they'll find it impressive
00:12:53My cousin's husband works for them too
00:12:54So...
00:12:55Perfect
00:13:00Oh and uh...
00:13:02Wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:04Don't worry
00:13:04Okay I clean up nicely
00:13:06I wouldn't embarrass you
00:13:09Too much
00:13:31Let's go Sam
00:13:32It's time to check out the new HQ site
00:13:34Hold on you're covered in water
00:13:36And you have a hair on your shoulder
00:13:37And it's not yours
00:13:40It's my daughter's
00:13:42Daughters?
00:13:43Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with
00:14:01Oh
00:14:02Hey there they are!
00:14:03Hey there they are!
00:14:04Hey there!
00:14:04Hey there!
00:14:04Nice to meet you!
00:14:06Aw!
00:14:06Dad!
00:14:07So much you made it!
00:14:08Aw!
00:14:09We missed you!
00:14:10So...
00:14:11Where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:14He's coming
00:14:15Please don't tell me Maximus bailed
00:14:18Good, good, good
00:14:21So...
00:14:21Heard you got a new hubby sweetie
00:14:23When's he arriving?
00:14:25Aw!
00:14:26It's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking
00:14:29Poor thing
00:14:30Not surprising
00:14:32I mean...
00:14:32She's 30
00:14:33Once a woman hits that age you become undateable
00:14:36Plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps
00:14:42This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas
00:14:46Auntie Pamela
00:14:47Debbie
00:14:48My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern
00:14:51We're only worried about you
00:14:53All these years without a husband
00:14:56Zip it Pamela
00:14:58You know you always spoiled her rotten
00:15:01And look what happened
00:15:02She got knocked up out of wedlock raising a kid all alone
00:15:06I'm not alone
00:15:08And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:14He's a manager
00:15:15Manager?
00:15:17Of what?
00:15:18Trash!
00:15:20Probably a cover for criminal activity
00:15:24You don't have to lie to us, Eva
00:15:28Actually...
00:15:30He's right here
00:15:33Oh, wow
00:15:36Wow!
00:15:37He is really good looking
00:15:40Aw, must be A.I.
00:15:42Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills
00:15:45Fake!
00:15:46That's enough!
00:15:47She's our daughter and your niece
00:15:49Show some respect
00:15:51Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William?
00:15:56And you turned him down?
00:15:58Well, guess what?
00:15:59William works for the Harrison Group now
00:16:02Makes 500 grand a year
00:16:05That's half a million
00:16:07Half a million
00:16:08Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York
00:16:12And speak of the devil
00:16:15Oh!
00:16:17Willy, you've made it!
00:16:29There you are!
00:16:32Oh, look at you now!
00:16:34Living the dream!
00:16:35Oh, just think, Eva
00:16:37Well, you could be driving around in a car like that
00:16:40Had you not married that criminal waste manager
00:16:43So married, huh?
00:16:46Is it serious?
00:16:48That's what marriage is
00:16:49It's pretty serious
00:16:51Wow
00:16:52You must have rushed the time to the night, huh?
00:16:55Makes sense, though
00:16:55You not being a hot young thing anymore
00:16:59Dragging that kid around with no daddy
00:17:01Ugh, a bullet dodged, Willy
00:17:04Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder
00:17:08That's right
00:17:09Just bought this brand new suit
00:17:11My Christmas bonus
00:17:13Women love a man in red
00:17:16Sexy, like Santa Claus
00:17:18When I sit on my lap
00:17:20Don't touch me
00:17:21Oh, so entitled
00:17:24Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste
00:17:27And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage
00:17:32I mean, look at that car
00:17:34Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:38Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money
00:17:41Ditch your nobody husband
00:17:43And marry me instead
00:17:45I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth
00:17:53My mom would never marry
00:17:55She already has a husband
00:17:56He's gonna kick your butt
00:18:01Is that so?
00:18:03Well then, where is he?
00:18:05Because I don't see him
00:18:07Does anyone see him?
00:18:11No, just like I thought
00:18:13Telling lies just like mommy
00:18:16That puts you on the naughty list
00:18:19And let me show you what happens in naughty children
00:18:25Hey! Mommy!
00:18:26Are you okay?
00:18:28I see your hands
00:18:29Oh my god
00:18:30I'm gonna take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:32Come on now
00:18:33Let's go
00:18:35What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:37How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:42Let me go
00:18:43Now why would I go and do a thing like that
00:18:46When I'm having such a good time?
00:18:48Let me go
00:19:03Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got
00:19:11Max, you came
00:19:12Don't worry, sweetie
00:19:16Where's Piper?
00:19:18William Hitter?
00:19:20Mom, Dad have taken her inside
00:19:21Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of
00:19:24Well, well, well
00:19:26If it isn't the Waste Manager I've been hearing so much about
00:19:29That's right
00:19:32Now I'm about to take out the trash
00:19:35Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith
00:19:38It's an honor to meet you
00:19:39I'm Max
00:19:40Eva told us all about you
00:19:42From New York
00:19:43Polite, handsome
00:19:45Just like she said
00:19:47Wow
00:19:48He was an A.I.
00:19:50See?
00:19:51He's real
00:19:52And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be
00:19:55Son of a bitch
00:19:56You just ruined my suit
00:19:58And watch the way that you drive that
00:20:00That pristine automobile
00:20:02That car?
00:20:04Oh my God
00:20:05That's worth more than a house
00:20:07That car?
00:20:08It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it
00:20:13Wait
00:20:14Are you?
00:20:19Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband
00:20:22And that's all he needs to know
00:20:25I'm not here to put on a show for anyone
00:20:26You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:28You stole it!
00:20:30That car belongs to the CEO of my company
00:20:32Jesus!
00:20:33How did he get away with it?
00:20:35That's what I want to know
00:20:37Enough!
00:20:38Please!
00:20:40I trust my daughter
00:20:42She would never marry a criminal
00:20:45Max?
00:20:46Be honest with me
00:20:47Where did that car come from?
00:20:50How much do you want for it?
00:20:51I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes
00:20:55Sir?
00:20:57You need a breath, man
00:21:00Hey, that's it! I'm calling the cops!
00:21:02Oh, way ahead of you
00:21:04Wait!
00:21:05What?
00:21:06Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:09Oh, well
00:21:11Too late
00:21:18Listen, hon
00:21:19I believe you
00:21:20But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:25Mr. Smith, don't worry, it's my car
00:21:27Okay, it's not stolen
00:21:29Yeah? If it's yours, then prove it
00:21:31Thank you
00:21:32Cops will be here in 15 minutes
00:21:35Enjoy Christmas behind bars
00:21:36Okay, I'll prove that it's mine
00:21:38But then you have to get lost
00:21:40And never show your face around my wife or child again
00:21:43Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:46Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison
00:21:48Loser!
00:21:49Say one more word
00:21:50And I'll give him a real reason to take me in
00:21:54Jesus
00:21:54Maybe he is a crime boss
00:21:57It's kinda sexy, though
00:22:00Here
00:22:01Title and proof of ownership
00:22:13Mr. Harrison?
00:22:15Mr. Harrison?
00:22:19Mr. Harrison?
00:22:20Mr. Harrison?
00:22:21Just play along
00:22:23Merry Christmas, Willie
00:22:24Now get the fuck out of here
00:22:26Before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole
00:22:28Yes, sir!
00:22:30I'm so sorry, sir
00:22:32I...
00:22:32Please accept my serious apology
00:22:34Please
00:22:44Oh, that William
00:22:46what a jerk, huh?
00:22:48He fooled me
00:22:49What can I say?
00:22:51Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays
00:22:54Oh, now?
00:22:55You don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:56Oh, come on, Eve
00:22:57We were just looking out for you
00:22:59Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison
00:23:02You know my youngest son is graduating
00:23:04Soon
00:23:04Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:09A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:23:13We are family, aren't we?
00:23:15Family takes care of each other.
00:23:18If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:23Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:23:26Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:29Yeah, I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:32My daughter is just far too busy for your best life, my new son-in-law.
00:23:38Come on, guys, let's go in. Welcome to the family.
00:23:44Welcome.
00:23:45Come on in.
00:23:50This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:52You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:56My fault. You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:24:09Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:11And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:14And how do you...
00:24:14I told you, I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:17I have a friend in high places.
00:24:19A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:24Yes. It's the season of giving.
00:24:27He knows people.
00:24:28Has connections.
00:24:30He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:32You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:34Yeah, and you best not forget it, capisce?
00:24:36Oh my God, just don't blow your cover.
00:24:40Dad!
00:24:40Mom, thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:44Oh, honey.
00:24:45We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking.
00:24:52I think they get it, huh?
00:24:55Uh, how's Piper?
00:24:57Oh, she's fine.
00:24:58Why don't you guys just get settled in and we will go check on her.
00:25:02And after your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:07Great.
00:25:07See you in a bit, shall we?
00:25:10What are you doing?
00:25:12Okay.
00:25:14Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:25:20Relax. It was just a hug.
00:25:23Ugh.
00:25:25We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:28You'll be okay. It's just one week.
00:25:30Kill me now.
00:25:31Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:38What are you doing?
00:25:40That's weird.
00:25:42They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:25:44I don't know. Something just feels off.
00:25:47That's ridiculous.
00:25:49I mean, what do you want me to do?
00:25:51Make out promise to prove it?
00:25:53Something like this.
00:25:55Later.
00:25:58Let's go.
00:26:02Here we go.
00:26:05Piper is all tucked in, honey. Everything looks amazing, and happy holidays.
00:26:10To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:13Aw.
00:26:14Welcome.
00:26:15Cheers.
00:26:16Thank you, Ms. Smith.
00:26:17Looks great.
00:26:18Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:20I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:25But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:29Mmm.
00:26:30Oh, no. Mom's testing him.
00:26:31She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:33You mean to tell me you two are married, and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:40Ow.
00:26:41Eva, sweetie.
00:26:43Kicking my foot.
00:26:44Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:46Oh, jeez.
00:26:47Come on.
00:26:47What's your turn?
00:26:48It's okay.
00:26:50Look, mom, of course he knows it.
00:26:51I would like to hear Max say it.
00:26:59Um.
00:27:06Twelve pumpkin pies.
00:27:08Did I hear this right?
00:27:08They're the best kind.
00:27:11Well, of course.
00:27:12It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:14See?
00:27:15Are you happy now?
00:27:17That's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:20Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:22We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:28But our marriage is real.
00:27:30I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:34Ah, now those are quality.
00:27:38Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:41Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:44Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:48I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:51Well, um, it's...
00:27:54Silly face.
00:27:55Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:57Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:28:00Silly face.
00:28:02I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:04Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:07Those blazers.
00:28:08It's nice.
00:28:10You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:13Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:16And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:19I'll break it down.
00:28:21I agree with you there.
00:28:22So, come on, guys.
00:28:23Let's eat.
00:28:24Come on.
00:28:37And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:40I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:43Nice and festive for you.
00:28:45No complications, right?
00:28:47Sorry, honey.
00:28:48Uh, mom, you know what?
00:28:49I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:51Oh, honey.
00:28:52Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:56Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:58The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:28:59Something about water conservation.
00:29:02That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0415 minutes?
00:29:06Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:07Just shower together.
00:29:10Shower together?
00:29:13Just shower together.
00:29:15Okay, you guys.
00:29:16Have a good night, okay?
00:29:21You heard her.
00:29:43Oh, wow.
00:29:45Why are you stripping?
00:29:47Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:50Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:51You have 15 minutes.
00:29:52Nice try.
00:29:53I am not showering with you.
00:29:55All right, suit yourself.
00:29:56More room for me in there.
00:29:58Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:16Come on, Max.
00:30:18Get out of the way.
00:30:19We agreed, nothing physical.
00:30:21You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:23Relax.
00:30:24I won't touch you.
00:30:26Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:30But that'll cost extra.
00:30:32Yeah.
00:30:34Hmm.
00:30:40In your dreams.
00:30:43Free to join me.
00:31:04You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have any shower water left.
00:31:07You wish.
00:31:09Why is she getting in?
00:31:10Pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:13It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:16Oh, yeah?
00:31:17True.
00:31:29Holy shit.
00:31:33Oh, this is, I'm, this is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:38I'll say.
00:31:39What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:42Still think you can resist?
00:31:45Oh, baby.
00:31:47I don't think I'll want you.
00:31:53Max, I shouldn't have.
00:31:57Or maybe we should.
00:32:00God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:02Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:10Mom, we're so sexy.
00:32:21Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:24What?
00:32:24I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:26It's not you, Max.
00:32:27It's us.
00:32:28It's this.
00:32:29This is all an act.
00:32:30Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:33You're right.
00:32:35I'm sorry.
00:32:37I just don't mean to be sorry.
00:32:47That birthmark.
00:32:52What is that?
00:32:55It's him.
00:32:56The man from New Year's.
00:32:57Is he Piper's father?
00:33:02Why are you acting?
00:33:06Oh, my God.
00:33:07Max is Piper's father.
00:33:10Are you okay?
00:33:11Yeah.
00:33:12I just, um, I just got lightheaded.
00:33:15I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:18Alone.
00:33:20Of course.
00:33:23We have a daughter together.
00:33:25Oh, my God.
00:33:27What do I do?
00:33:33I'm going to sleep on the floor.
00:33:35You can take the bed.
00:33:38Thanks.
00:33:40Hey.
00:33:42Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:44Look, fake marriage aside, I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:48So if there's something you need, I can help.
00:33:51I want to help.
00:33:52He's Piper's father.
00:33:54He has a right to know.
00:33:57Um, Max.
00:33:59How would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:06A child?
00:34:08No, no, no.
00:34:09That's, that's impossible.
00:34:10I'm very careful.
00:34:13Mostly.
00:34:15I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:34:18Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:34:24Right.
00:34:26He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:28I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:31Why do you ask?
00:34:33No reason.
00:34:34Just, just curious.
00:34:35No, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:39What?
00:34:41No.
00:34:42Well then, can I ask you a question?
00:34:45Shoot.
00:34:51Where did you get these?
00:34:52And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:55I did not get those.
00:34:57I don't know where those came from.
00:34:58Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:35:03Oh, what?
00:35:04I don't know where this came from.
00:35:05Let me...
00:35:06Get to the...
00:35:08What!?
00:35:19Elon, the truth is, is that I, go, go, go, go, go, just a second, come in, hey hon, oh,
00:35:32sorry
00:35:33for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in, I think
00:35:38you could take this one dad, we're kind of in the middle of something, I can see that, well
00:35:44why don't I read it to her, I mean if you don't, if you don't mind, look, atta boy, you
00:35:50know
00:35:50what, just put a shirt on, I'm gonna go get her, Piper, here comes grandpa, he sprang to
00:35:58his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, and away they all flew, like the down of a thistle,
00:36:04all, but I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight, Merry Christmas to all, and to
00:36:11all, a good night.
00:36:16If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:36:20Good night, Piper.
00:36:25Is her dad still around?
00:36:27Yeah, but he doesn't know it, because you are her dad.
00:36:31Uh, no.
00:36:32That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:36:40Do you really think so?
00:36:43From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:45Maybe I should tell him, he deserves to know.
00:36:57Max, you are Piper's father.
00:37:07I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:33Where's Piper?
00:37:35She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:37:53God, he's such a good kisser.
00:38:03Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:06Not on my watch.
00:38:11Yeah, this.
00:38:13I remember this.
00:38:24Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:38:27How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:30Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:38:31It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:33Wonderful.
00:38:34Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:38Oh, no.
00:38:39What is that?
00:38:40Sardines and saltines.
00:38:42It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:44It was my gram-grams favorite during wartime.
00:38:47Don't be shy.
00:38:48Go ahead, grab a handful.
00:38:50Max, you don't have to.
00:38:52No, no, it's okay.
00:38:53It's a Smith family staple.
00:38:56Oh, there we go.
00:39:06Yeah.
00:39:06Yeah.
00:39:14Good?
00:39:16Mmm.
00:39:17Good?
00:39:20Well, you two better get dressed, you gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:25Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:28That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:39:32What's the deal with them?
00:39:34Every year Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:36Says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm...
00:39:40Hey, don't worry. I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:46Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:39:51Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:40:04Wait, that earring.
00:40:07Wait, that earring.
00:40:09You like it?
00:40:10I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:13Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:16I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:22Right.
00:40:23It's just a common earring. Anyone can have it.
00:40:26Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:28She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:32So, Ava and Piper still aren't here. But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:39What kind of man could she possibly have landed? An aging single mom. Slim pickings.
00:40:47I heard? He's in waste management.
00:40:49That explains it. She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:40:54Oh, please, Miranda. Look, Ava is your niece.
00:40:57Oh, come on, Grandpa. Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:41:02Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:05Exactly. Not like my Sierra, married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:12Oh, they're here.
00:41:14Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:21Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:22Merry Christmas.
00:41:24You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:26I am.
00:41:27I'm Ava's husband, Max.
00:41:29Pleasure to meet you. Welcome.
00:41:31You're Ava's husband.
00:41:33But you're gorgeous.
00:41:37But not as handsome as you.
00:41:39Look at you two. You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:43Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:44Merry Christmas.
00:41:46This is from Max and I.
00:41:47Oh, my goodness.
00:41:48Thank you, Ava.
00:41:49Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:41:52Oops.
00:41:53Oh, my bad.
00:41:54Ooh.
00:41:55A homemade gift.
00:41:56How thrifty.
00:41:58Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:42:01Mommy's right, you mean a little hack.
00:42:03You little.
00:42:06You will not lay a hand on my daughter, or you will lose yours.
00:42:10Oh.
00:42:11I think you broke my wrist.
00:42:14Look what you just did to my mother.
00:42:16My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:19He could ruin your life.
00:42:32Mommy, are you okay?
00:42:34I'm fine.
00:42:35I'm just wet, honey.
00:42:36Yeah.
00:42:37It's okay.
00:42:37It's okay.
00:42:38It's okay.
00:42:40It's okay.
00:42:41What are you?
00:42:41Ow!
00:42:43Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:46Did you just slap me?
00:42:47Next time it'll be a closed fist.
00:42:49You're a fucking psycho.
00:42:51You know what, Sierra?
00:42:52I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:42:57Her family.
00:42:59She needs me.
00:43:04You okay, honey?
00:43:05Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:08Do something.
00:43:09You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:11I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:14Oh, wow.
00:43:14I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:20Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:23Let's call him.
00:43:24I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:26Please.
00:43:28Who do you think you are?
00:43:30Enough!
00:43:32There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:36Fine, Dad.
00:43:37Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:39They're just jealous.
00:43:42For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:44I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:43:48I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:43:52Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:43:53Alright, that's enough.
00:43:54Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:44:17Is this a joke?
00:44:19Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:22Hold it.
00:44:22Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:24My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:30My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:34King crab, fresh from Alaska.
00:44:37And grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:39Three times the price.
00:44:41Fifty times the flavor.
00:44:42And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:45It's just petty.
00:44:46Maybe.
00:44:46Maybe so.
00:44:47But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:44:51Fine.
00:44:52Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:44:55Come on, let's go.
00:44:56No, no.
00:44:57Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:45:00Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:45:03I know, dear.
00:45:04I just want to have our family together.
00:45:07Fine.
00:45:16We'll stay.
00:45:22Can I have a little apple?
00:45:24It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:25We'll get something right after.
00:45:27Like, drive-thru?
00:45:29I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:31That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:36No strays.
00:45:38Al, please, are you okay?
00:45:40Yes, please.
00:45:41You hit my child.
00:45:43You're fucking crazy!
00:45:44Well, if you'd teach her some manners,
00:45:46maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:45:51Don't worry, baby.
00:45:52I'll handle it.
00:45:56Don't worry, baby.
00:45:57I'll handle it.
00:46:01Piper.
00:46:03Sweetie.
00:46:03Are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:09Okay, sweetheart.
00:46:10Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:46:12As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:46:15Actually, I do.
00:46:18He's such a liar.
00:46:19This ought to be hilarious.
00:46:20Oh, it will be.
00:46:24Sam!
00:46:26Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:30I'm already on my way.
00:46:34Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:37I'm already on my way.
00:46:40You hear this guy?
00:46:41He wants the best king crab in the world.
00:46:44From Antarctica!
00:46:46Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:46:48His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:46:52Max, what are you doing?
00:46:54Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:46:55Santa's already on his way.
00:46:57Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:47:06A helicopter?
00:47:14There's no way.
00:47:20How did you pull this off?
00:47:22Sam is like family.
00:47:23I thought I'd introduce you, too.
00:47:25Thanks, boss.
00:47:27Boss?
00:47:27Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:47:30Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:47:32Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:47:36I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:47:39You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:47:42Mm-hmm.
00:47:46Come on.
00:47:48You can stop kidding around.
00:47:50If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:47:54No, I actually am the CEO.
00:47:56Come on.
00:47:56You can stop the charade, okay?
00:47:58This is just another favor from that big, big friend, isn't it?
00:48:01Eva, I'm not pretending.
00:48:04Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested.
00:48:12Oh.
00:48:17How is this possible?
00:48:19This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:26Who are you?
00:48:27I told you.
00:48:28I'm Eva's husband.
00:48:30That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:48:33Wait. No.
00:48:34Hold on.
00:48:34What?
00:48:36You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:40You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:48:43Some of the small ones.
00:48:45I mean, you know that.
00:48:47You work for me.
00:48:49Oh, God.
00:48:50I insulted my own boss.
00:48:52I'm finished.
00:48:57Oh, God.
00:48:58I insulted my own boss.
00:49:00I'm finished.
00:49:01Didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:49:04Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:49:06Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:49:08For tonight, your feast ends.
00:49:11And with that, your career.
00:49:13You're fired.
00:49:15Fired?
00:49:16Sam?
00:49:21Fired?
00:49:21Oh, God.
00:49:22I can't be fired.
00:49:25What?
00:49:26Mr. Harrison, please.
00:49:27You can have as much crab as you want.
00:49:30Please, Mr. Harrison.
00:49:31I'll do anything.
00:49:33Guys, take out the trash.
00:49:40And you.
00:49:41Oh, me?
00:49:43Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:49:45That was a Christmas joke.
00:49:46A family tradition.
00:49:48Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:49:51Sam?
00:49:55Will you do me the honors?
00:49:58Gladly.
00:50:03Merry Christmas, Aunt Maria.
00:50:07Father, do something!
00:50:09Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:50:11I'm leaving!
00:50:13Mmm, pumpkin.
00:50:15My favorite.
00:50:15I'm leaving.
00:50:16I'm leaving.
00:50:16I'm leaving.
00:50:20I'm leaving.
00:50:20Come on, sweetie.
00:50:22Daddy had the scrapped line just for you.
00:50:25Eat as much as you want.
00:50:26Thanks, Daddy.
00:50:30I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:50:32I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:50:34Honestly?
00:50:36This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:50:39Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:50:40Just like this.
00:50:42Does he really mean that?
00:50:44Or is he just playing the part?
00:50:46I can't tell.
00:50:47And that terrifies me.
00:50:53Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison.
00:50:55I brought you a gift.
00:50:56Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:51:04Oh, this is wonderful!
00:51:07Sam, I have a granddaughter!
00:51:10Tell me everything.
00:51:12Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.
00:51:17Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:51:21A high school dropout?
00:51:23In the Harrison family?
00:51:25Not a chance!
00:51:30She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:51:34Maximus seems to like her.
00:51:35Silence!
00:51:35What?
00:51:35Get me the address where she works.
00:51:38It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:51:39That's nice.
00:51:41We own that one.
00:51:43Good work.
00:51:44But take off that stupid hat.
00:51:55Thanks.
00:51:56So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:52:02Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:52:05And how about you?
00:52:10Me?
00:52:11Yeah.
00:52:12Eva.
00:52:13Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:18Eva.
00:52:29That birthmark.
00:52:30Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:52:37Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:52:39So much we're not telling each other.
00:52:41Ugh.
00:52:43No feelings, no complications.
00:52:44That's what we agreed upon.
00:52:46Hey, I didn't sign a contract.
00:52:48Max.
00:52:49Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:52:52Well, it's cold.
00:52:54Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:52:58Max.
00:53:00I need to tell you something.
00:53:03Something important.
00:53:05What's gotten into her?
00:53:07Is she hiding something?
00:53:09Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:12I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:53:17Piper is...
00:53:20Piper is...
00:53:21Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:53:24Sweetie.
00:53:25Oh, my gosh.
00:53:26It's all swollen.
00:53:27Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:53:30Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:53:31Mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:53:35Come on, Piper.
00:53:39Okay, let me see.
00:53:43I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:53:47But that's not true.
00:53:49You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:53:53Uh...
00:53:53Daddy!
00:53:55Oh...
00:53:57Well...
00:54:02Don't you dare disrespect my husband!
00:54:07Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:10Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:12Really?
00:54:13Please stay, Daddy.
00:54:18You think it will scar?
00:54:24I wouldn't worry about it.
00:54:25Scars make you look like a badass.
00:54:27I have one, too.
00:54:29Dad.
00:54:31I got that when I was about your age.
00:54:33Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:54:35Really?
00:54:36No way.
00:54:38No.
00:54:38It was actually a cactus.
00:54:40But it's still cool.
00:54:43I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:54:48Piper, how long have you had that?
00:54:51How long have you had that?
00:55:14Piper?
00:55:15Sorry, honey.
00:55:16This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:55:18Mom?
00:55:20Um...
00:55:21Yeah.
00:55:23Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:26Eva.
00:55:26Uh...
00:55:30Okay, look.
00:55:34Piper is...
00:55:40Go on.
00:55:47That must be an emergency.
00:55:49Excuse me.
00:55:51Sorry.
00:55:52I'm gonna take this.
00:55:59Mommy, are you okay?
00:56:01Yeah.
00:56:03Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:56:06I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:56:10Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:13I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:56:16She's a high school dropout, doesn't even have a decent job, and she's unfit to raise my
00:56:22granddaughter.
00:56:23I'm Eva's husband, Max.
00:56:25That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:56:33I'm sorry, Max.
00:56:35You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:56:37Your mother would take her away.
00:56:39After Christmas, it's over.
00:56:43Eva?
00:56:44Maximus?
00:56:45Are you even listening to me?
00:56:47No, Mom, Mom, listen.
00:56:49I'm sorry, okay?
00:56:50Eva's my wife, and I've made up my mind.
00:56:52I'm not leaving her.
00:56:55Eva?
00:57:02I need that.
00:57:04For me?
00:57:06Aw, thank you, Mom.
00:57:07This is for you, Grandma.
00:57:13Oh, wow.
00:57:15That's so cool.
00:57:16Did you make it?
00:57:17Derek, this is from Eva and I.
00:57:20Aw, thank you so much.
00:57:23Thanks, guys.
00:57:24I'm glad you're here.
00:57:26Got it!
00:57:27Oh!
00:57:28Wow!
00:57:29Damn, these are nice!
00:57:30Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:57:38Piper.
00:57:39Piper.
00:57:39Do you want to go see your present?
00:57:41It's in the other room by the train set.
00:57:42Here, I'll go with you.
00:57:43Remember the song that we sang?
00:57:45Ready?
00:57:45Ready?
00:57:46Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:57:48What we got, guys?
00:57:49Millie.
00:57:49Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve!
00:57:55You never told me.
00:57:59Have we met before?
00:58:04Have we met before?
00:58:07She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:58:12I don't know what you're getting at.
00:58:15Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:58:26I don't know what you're talking about.
00:58:28Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:58:29They're very common.
00:58:30I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child.
00:58:33No matter how I feel about him.
00:58:37Maybe.
00:58:40Are you okay?
00:58:43Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:58:47No.
00:58:48I'm fine.
00:58:51Um...
00:58:51Oh, I almost forgot.
00:58:55I got you this.
00:58:57You got me a gift, too?
00:58:59Tis the season.
00:59:00Open it.
00:59:13Gloves.
00:59:15Did you make these?
00:59:17Yeah.
00:59:18I know this is a fake marriage, but...
00:59:21that's Christmas.
00:59:22You've already done so much for me.
00:59:24I just wanted to do a little something for you.
00:59:28How did I feel?
00:59:30Warm, right?
00:59:31Yeah.
00:59:33Warm.
00:59:35Soft.
00:59:38Perfect.
00:59:42Thank you, Eva.
00:59:44I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
00:59:48Really?
00:59:50Yeah, my mom.
00:59:51She partied all the time.
00:59:53I got gifts.
00:59:55Plenty of them, but...
00:59:57I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:00:00Nothing...
01:00:01personal.
01:00:02Well, you deserve it.
01:00:04You're a good guy.
01:00:07And...
01:00:08someday you'll...
01:00:09find...
01:00:10someone special...
01:00:11to...
01:00:12spend all your Christmases with.
01:00:15What if that day's today?
01:00:19What if I already found someone special?
01:00:21Right here.
01:00:48Max...
01:00:49We can't...
01:00:51If you want me to stop,
01:00:53you better tell me right now.
01:00:58Come on.
01:01:00I don't want you to stop.
01:01:02Come on.
01:01:07No matter how many years pass,
01:01:09I still can't resist him.
01:01:16Max...
01:01:23I don't want you.
01:01:23It's true.
01:01:25It's true.
01:01:25I want you.
01:01:28It's true.
01:01:32It's true.
01:01:34It's true.
01:01:34It's true.
01:01:35Oh, God.
01:01:35You were trying to be fucking insane.
01:01:38It's true.
01:01:40I'm sorry.
01:01:41I'm sorry.
01:01:42Oh!
01:01:43Oh!
01:01:44Oh!
01:01:44Oh!
01:01:46Oh!
01:01:47Oh!
01:01:50Piper?
01:01:53She can't see us.
01:02:11Eva?
01:02:14Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:29That was way too close.
01:02:31Yeah.
01:02:32We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:38Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:02:42Can I...
01:02:43Can I...
01:02:43still unwrap my present?
01:02:46You still have been giving me mine.
01:02:53Let me give it to you.
01:03:16I think I'm afraid I'm gonna have to...
01:03:23I'm not feeling away.
01:03:24I'm not feeling like a doctor.
01:03:27I'm not feeling like a doctor.
01:03:31Who is calling me?
01:03:33Sorry.
01:03:37Hello?
01:03:38Hello, Eva Smith. I'm Max's mother.
01:03:41Name your price. What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:03:46What?
01:03:47We both know my son is way out of your league. Take the money,
01:03:51leave my granddaughter with us, and go. My son will find
01:03:55a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:03:58Piper is my daughter. And no amount of money you offer
01:04:01could ever make me give her up. So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own.
01:04:05But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:10Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:16You okay?
01:04:21Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:24So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:28What are you talking about?
01:04:30It's over. It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:36Eva, wait.
01:04:40So last night meant nothing to you?
01:04:47Well, Max, it's not real.
01:04:50None of it was real.
01:04:51So, this is just a goodbye.
01:04:55Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:04:58Look.
01:05:00Last night,
01:05:03I let my guard down.
01:05:04But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:07And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:10Just tell me what you need.
01:05:12I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:05:17Just say the word.
01:05:23You don't get it.
01:05:26You don't get it.
01:05:34I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:05:41I won't give up on us.
01:05:57Are we here?
01:05:59Yes.
01:06:01As much as I don't want us to be,
01:06:03We're back.
01:06:07Piper.
01:06:08Sweetie, wake up.
01:06:09We're home.
01:06:14How can she just walk away?
01:06:23Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:06:25It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:27Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:30You promised.
01:06:32Eve, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:34Can you do this for me, please?
01:06:38Alright, fine.
01:06:39When?
01:06:41Two days.
01:06:42I'll come pick you up.
01:06:44No need.
01:06:45Just send me the address on me either.
01:06:52I know you and mommy thought,
01:06:55But she still really likes you.
01:06:58So don't give up.
01:06:59Okay, daddy?
01:07:00Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:02If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:07:04I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:19If you find a true damn is true to the side, this is the truth.
01:07:22You said ten times.
01:07:25Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:07:27Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:30Boss?
01:07:31Boss?
01:07:35lady and gentlemen I am so sorry I need to go win back my family family boss you okay
01:07:44never better go get her max get your best smile there he is Maximus darling I have
01:07:59some prospects for you nice high society girls from the city oh I told you I already found the
01:08:09woman I love Maximus stop this that evil woman is scamming you son tell me what kind of woman
01:08:24you want and I'll find you another you are heir to the Harrison dynasty no I'm not oh I work
01:08:34in waste
01:08:34management and I'm a secret crime boss I'm Eva's husband and I'm a father what
01:08:56oh that's her the woman who got my son head over heels hi welcome in can I help you find
01:09:04something
01:09:05I want to try those awesome I'll get them for you right away are you sure you wouldn't want something
01:09:15more sensible no no no I know what I want size seven oh baby can't even walk but she wants
01:09:27three
01:09:27thousand dollar heels come on she wants the white shoes ignore her she's just grumpy over the holidays
01:09:38here let me help you she seems kind I shouldn't be that impressed she's just doing her job how do
01:09:57they
01:09:57feel well I love the style but it's too small I think I need a size up maybe my feet
01:10:04are still growing
01:10:08right away I'll be right back she's not only kind she's patient was I wrong about her
01:10:30are you gluing the heel back on well who gives a shit she can't walk
01:10:39that's just pure evil oh come on St. Eva she's in a wheelchair who cares it's the last pair I
01:10:51get paid
01:10:52commission
01:10:57I am not doing that Vanessa see this is your whole problem
01:11:04this is why you'll always be broke I don't care if she can walk or not I'm not selling her
01:11:13joke
01:11:14she has to deal with people like this people who insult her all day I'm your manager
01:11:25sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired
01:11:34did I stutter
01:11:39you don't have to fire me
01:11:43I quit
01:11:49I don't work here anymore
01:11:52listen don't buy the shoes
01:11:54they're broken spend your heart and money elsewhere okay you're a good person after all
01:12:01looks like I misjudged you
01:12:04I'm sorry
01:12:07why are you still here Eva get out
01:12:15you're not
01:12:16you're not disabled
01:12:17selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped absolutely shameful
01:12:24who are you
01:12:24I am the chairwoman of the Harrison group and the owner of the store
01:12:32you're Eleanor Harrison mother of the CEO
01:12:35I am and you my dear are fired
01:12:40what did I do
01:12:44you are a good person
01:12:46from now on this store is yours to run
01:12:53are you serious
01:12:56that's right
01:12:57don't be nervous child
01:13:00you are professional
01:13:02responsible
01:13:03far better than that two-bit manager
01:13:09you
01:13:10out
01:13:11I'll leave
01:13:15I'm leaving
01:13:18I
01:13:19I
01:13:20I
01:13:20I
01:13:21I
01:13:21I
01:13:21I feel like I'm dreaming
01:13:22no
01:13:23don't worry
01:13:24you're getting a promotion
01:13:26you deserve it my dear
01:13:30thank you
01:13:31first assignment
01:13:32I want that row
01:13:34and that row
01:13:36and the entire display case
01:13:39pack it all up and bring it to my house
01:13:42okay
01:13:43yeah
01:13:46once we're home
01:13:47I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law
01:13:50I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter
01:13:59she's the mother of a CEO
01:14:01of course she lives like this
01:14:12Mrs. Harrison
01:14:13I'm here with your delivery
01:14:18Max
01:14:19Eva
01:14:20what are you doing here
01:14:23I uh
01:14:24there you are Eva
01:14:27wonderful we can finally meet each other properly
01:14:29my new daughter-in-law
01:14:33what are you
01:14:33that means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group
01:14:42well I tried to tell you but
01:14:43stop
01:14:45and you
01:14:46you lied to me at the store
01:14:49you were both just testing me
01:14:51is this some sick game rich people play
01:14:54I'm sorry Eva
01:14:55I thought you might be using my son
01:14:57just after his money
01:14:59but I was wrong
01:15:00Eva please
01:15:01I don't deserve to be treated like this
01:15:03not every working class girl is after your money
01:15:07how could you think that of me
01:15:09it's not like that dear
01:15:11Eva what are you talking about
01:15:13mom
01:15:14what did you do
01:15:15I was just trying to get the two of you back together
01:15:18we're not together
01:15:20and I can't love something that was never real
01:15:26I made a horrible mistake
01:15:29what are you waiting for son
01:15:31go after her
01:15:35Eva
01:15:36let me go
01:15:37I swear it's not what you think
01:15:39we come from two completely different worlds
01:15:41stop pretending like you care
01:15:42I'm not pretending
01:15:43okay I can't fake what we have
01:15:45and everything I've done for you
01:15:47and Piper
01:15:48this is real
01:15:53touch my wife again
01:15:55and I will snap every finger that you've got
01:15:57Max you came
01:15:59God you are driving me fucking insane
01:16:03I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband
01:16:06a good father
01:16:07just say the word
01:16:12see
01:16:14stop fighting
01:16:17we belong together
01:16:20you're wrong
01:16:21wrong about what
01:16:23that you care
01:16:25or we belong together
01:16:26look I already told you
01:16:28we're from two completely different worlds
01:16:30now I held up my end of the deal
01:16:32and I met your mother
01:16:33like we discussed
01:16:35now I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin
01:16:40Eva
01:16:43Eva
01:16:46I'm sorry Maximus
01:16:47walking away is the only choice I have
01:16:56ow
01:16:57are you okay mommy
01:16:59yeah sweetie I'm fine
01:17:02come here
01:17:10no you're not fine
01:17:12you're sad
01:17:15I'm okay sweetie
01:17:18I miss daddy too
01:17:23I want Max to be my real daddy
01:17:28don't you want to be with him
01:17:31love bug
01:17:33you're right
01:17:35what am I doing
01:17:35running like a coward
01:17:39I've always taught you to be brave
01:17:41now it's time for mommy to be brave too
01:17:45I believe in you
01:17:46what are you gonna do mommy
01:17:48I know exactly what to say to him
01:17:53Maximus deserves to know
01:17:55Piper is his daughter
01:18:03enough sulking
01:18:04go get your wife
01:18:06and my grandbaby back
01:18:08don't you think I want to
01:18:10she doesn't want me
01:18:12I didn't raise you to give up
01:18:14your daughter is still out there
01:18:15you can't abandon her
01:18:17mom you don't get it
01:18:19I made a deal with Eva
01:18:20to play my wife
01:18:22and Piper she was
01:18:24an added bonus
01:18:26what are you talking about
01:18:28I already ran a DNA test
01:18:31Piper is your daughter
01:18:33what?
01:18:34see for yourself
01:18:41I was right
01:18:43seven years ago
01:18:45New Year's
01:18:46that woman was Eva
01:18:56Eva
01:18:58Eva
01:18:58hey
01:19:00daddy
01:19:02daddy
01:19:04Piper
01:19:05I missed you so much sweetheart
01:19:15you came back
01:19:19I
01:19:22don't forget to be brave mommy
01:19:29I
01:19:30I was scared
01:19:33but I don't want to be scared anymore
01:19:36because what we have is real
01:19:37because what we have is real
01:19:38and it's worth fighting for
01:19:40sweetheart I have
01:19:42something to tell you
01:19:44I have something to tell you too
01:19:48Piper is your daughter
01:19:49Piper is your daughter
01:19:50you knew
01:19:51my sweet granddaughter
01:19:53Emma
01:19:54mom
01:19:58I just found out for sure a few minutes ago
01:20:00but you've known this whole time
01:20:02I was scared
01:20:03okay I didn't know
01:20:04if you were going to take her from me
01:20:05I didn't know
01:20:06how you were feeling
01:20:08how could you not know
01:20:10how I felt
01:20:21I love you Eva
01:20:25I love you too
01:20:27I promise
01:20:28for the rest of my life
01:20:29I'm going to make it up to you
01:20:32as long as we're together
01:20:34it doesn't matter where we are
01:20:45will you marry me Eva?
01:20:48for real this time
01:20:50yes
01:20:51yes of course I'll marry you
01:20:57yes
01:20:57hi
01:21:05looks like you're stuck with me
01:21:07the next Christmas
01:21:08and the Christmas after that
01:21:09and forever
01:21:13I wouldn't have it any other way
01:21:20who's that?
01:21:22Eva
01:21:25take me back
01:21:33looks like I have to take out the trash
01:21:36again
01:21:39no?
01:21:39not funny?
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