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A travelogue that follows the events of I AM A KNIFE WITH LEGS. Cynical International rockstar Bené and his loyal sidekick Beefy traverse Europe, from Helsinki to Paris. As Bené recounts the adventure to some shady government agents in search of the child assassin that once saved the rockstar's life, a repressed secret from Bené and Beefy's past is gradually brought to light.
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00:01It's present day Los Angeles and beefy made a robot backup singer. Her name is
00:06Jervis. Giant inflatable robot backup singer. How did you? Mainly used bouncy
00:12house, robot brain. Cool. Shotgun. Flip forehead. Call it. Europa. We're back on tour.
00:22Why are we starting in Europe? Because it's my hometown.
00:32Hello, Benay and Beefy. We met many years ago in Los Angeles. I kind of saved your lives,
00:39but I'd rather be in your band than do this stupid violin stuff. You wouldn't let me in your band
00:43before
00:43because I was too little, and now I'm 167 centimeters.
00:51167 divided by 2.54. That's going to be like...
01:02That's about 5 foot 6.
01:05Oh, yeah.
01:07And he was a monster.
01:11You are in great danger.
01:14Butt shivers. Brown water. Liquid assets.
01:18Butt shivers. Brown water. Liquid assets.
01:21Do you have diarrhea?
01:23There are fools
01:27who want her for themselves.
01:31There are three things that are only cool in movies.
01:35Smoking a cigarette.
01:44A loud motorcycle.
01:50And violence.
02:01just met darling she keeps bashing into that branch
02:10we must leave here as soon as possible
02:15hey man where are you i'm on the bench what are you talking about i'm on the bench
02:20that's impossible
02:26which side of the bench are you on on the right side
02:32you're not on this bench
02:33dance with me
02:41you're all fine
02:45you're all fine
02:49you're all fine
02:52you're all fine
02:53you're all fine
03:03you're all fine
03:24that was pretty intense
03:25that was pretty intense
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