00:00Heads up!
00:03One quick game?
00:04You don't know my family, this is probably a trap.
00:06It's just a game.
00:07Yeah, exactly.
00:07Play ball.
00:13Who's that man?
00:14That's Alan.
00:15He's gonna be your new uncle.
00:16Hey, do you have any siblings?
00:17Cause I got a whole bunch I'm still trying to get rid of.
00:20Hey.
00:22Your parents are not like flat earthers, are they?
00:24No, not flat earthers, just young earthers.
00:27Let's pray.
00:30You're a Calvinist.
00:31You're Jewish.
00:31You're a Catholic.
00:32I'm not religious at all.
00:34Family meeting in 10 minutes.
00:37She's compromised.
00:38Her female hormones have taken over.
00:42Nail polish emoji.
00:44Baby emoji.
00:45We have five days before the wedding to rescue this marriage from being doomed before it even begins.
00:51That's five days to bring Alan Rhodes to Christ.
00:55Will it even count if you trick him into it?
00:58No one is tricking anyone.
01:01Whoa.
01:02We're expediting.
01:03And I hit those breaks just a split second later.
01:06Eight G double hockey sticks.
01:08See, I didn't choose to be born into a non-religious family any more than you chose to be born
01:12into a Christian one.
01:13If anyone asks, can you just say that we don't live together?
01:16After all the work you've done to undo the weird baggage the church has given you.
01:19Oh, what weird baggage.
01:21Honey, do you have weird baggage?
01:23I was feeling hopeless.
01:24Oh, wow.
01:25I was feeling hopeless.
01:26Sweetie, marriage is hard enough as it is.
01:28You shouldn't give your life to someone who doesn't share your faith.
01:30I have an idea.
01:32You're not gonna like it.
01:33Make him a white Russian.
01:34What's a white Russian?
01:35Don't worry, you'll like it.
01:37It's got milk in it.
01:38Oh, God bless.
01:40If you're lucky enough to have a family, you'll see that it's not always as clear-cut as it seems.
01:47Alan is a smoker.
01:49Dude, I have a boyfriend.
01:50I've dated women.
01:51Alright, alright, I get the picture.
01:53You know it's not perfect.
01:54Neither are we.
01:57Everything I do, every day, is because I love all of you.
02:01I'm so sorry.
02:04We're just gonna, you know...
02:06We're gonna what?
02:08You know, we're gonna roll the dice.
02:11That's not rolling the dice.
02:13Yeah, of course it is.
02:14We're rolling the dice.
02:15Dad, stop it.
02:15Stop it.
02:18Oh, God.
02:20I've been doing that in my sermons.
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