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00:06Fourteen! Fifteen! Sixteen! Woo-hoo!
00:13And then a little office chair spinning record. How do you feel?
00:16So bad, but so good!
00:20Remember, nausea is temporary, glory is forever!
00:23Give me five!
00:25You two got a sec?
00:27Yeah, we're just finishing up some work, but sure.
00:29Guess what I ordered that just arrived.
00:33If it's a fart machine, I already told you no.
00:36Well, I was hoping you were going to guess dartboard.
00:40Then I could say...
00:43Bullseye!
00:44Ha! Bullseye!
00:46I get it.
00:50I didn't know we needed a new dartboard.
00:52Oh, the last one got pretty chewed up, but that's what happens when you just can't miss.
00:57Yup, old Deadeye Hawkins.
01:00The man never misses.
01:02Pew, pew, pew, pew!
01:05Hang on a second, he's shown us his dartboard.
01:08Anyway, this is top of the line, customized with the tavern's logo right on the top.
01:12Oh, wow, that's so cool. Check it out.
01:16Oh, yeah, I can see it from here.
01:18It's a beaut.
01:19Anyway, I'd better run.
01:21I promised Steve I'd help him.
01:22Help him with what?
01:25No, right?
01:31She seemed a little weird to you.
01:33No, I didn't notice anything.
01:35She can't stand to be in the same room with you.
01:38I thought you was going to talk to her.
01:39I am.
01:40When?
01:41I don't know.
01:42Probably when she can stand to be in the same room with me.
01:47Listen, I know men your age have a hard time talking about emotional stuff.
01:52Men of any age.
01:55Is Isabel important to you?
01:56She is.
01:57Then you need to get over it.
01:59Talk about not wanting to be in the same room with somebody.
02:05I know, right?
02:09You belong in Hat Beach Place.
02:17Spider!
02:18Spider!
02:19Spider!
02:20Wait, don't run over here.
02:21It may follow you.
02:23But I'm afraid of spiders.
02:25So am I.
02:26Okay, well, what are we going to do?
02:27Because unless that spider can make drinks, we've got a problem.
02:31Okay, where's Dakota?
02:32Oh, he won't be here for half an hour.
02:35By then, everyone in this place could be dead.
02:39Okay.
02:40Okay.
02:42Gabby, you can do this.
02:44Yeah?
02:44It's just, it's just a little spider.
02:46No!
02:49It was waiting for me in doing this.
02:53Ooh, welcome back, Gabby.
02:54Oh, arachnids are so arrogant.
02:59Well, I'm afraid of spiders, but I hate a bully more.
03:04Step aside, Gabby.
03:05Really?
03:06You were going to kill it?
03:07That's what I'm telling myself in my head.
03:12I know.
03:13A little bigger than I thought.
03:15Okay, um.
03:17Okay, good, good.
03:28Is it dead?
03:30Or just really clean?
03:33It's stunned.
03:34Now all I have to do is...
03:37Catch!
03:49I'm in the most sanitary way possible.
03:55You are a hero, Steve.
03:58Yeah.
03:59Come on.
04:00Yeah!
04:04I've never been a hero before.
04:06It feels...
04:08good.
04:09You know what, Gabby?
04:11Grab me a beer.
04:12All right.
04:13What kind?
04:14Root.
04:18Diet.
04:18No.
04:20Regular.
04:22This is the first time I've ever been attracted to you.
04:41Why are we having a staff darts tournament?
04:44I don't mean to sound irritated, but I just found out we're having a staff darts tournament.
04:51Isabella and Emmett need to get over being uncomfortable around each other,
04:54so I'm going to force them together.
04:57I'm so not into this.
04:59Okay, who's ready to take on the Sharp-Eyed Sisters?
05:03Well, actually, I'm already on a team, Gabby and me.
05:07I am so into this.
05:09She picked me over everyone else.
05:12Let's see that replay.
05:14Not her.
05:14Not him.
05:15Not him.
05:16Not him.
05:18Okay, listen up.
05:20This is a doubles tournament.
05:22So, Isabella, you and Emmett,
05:25Really?
05:26Really?
05:27Really.
05:29I call Dakota.
05:31He's the only one left.
05:34I still consider it a compliment.
05:36Don't worry, buddy.
05:38I killed a spider today.
05:39Pretty sure I'm good at sports now.
05:42You know, maybe I should just be Gabby's teammate.
05:45Oh, my gosh.
05:47Everybody wants me now.
05:49Let's see the replay.
05:51Let's not.
05:53Isabella, you're going to be with Emmett,
05:55so why don't you two get us started?
05:57Want to go?
05:57No, go ahead.
05:59No, why don't you start us off?
06:01Okay, all right, somebody throw a dart.
06:02Yeah, come on.
06:03There we go.
06:05Whoa!
06:06Nice try.
06:07Wow, way to go, girl.
06:10Oh!
06:11Hold on!
06:13Oh, yeah.
06:15Yeehaw.
06:15My turn.
06:17This board is hot.
06:18Come on, now.
06:19I'm picturing my mother.
06:24Got her!
06:25Ha-ha!
06:26I can skip therapy this week.
06:29Okay, my turn.
06:32Oh, yeah!
06:37You'd like to go first?
06:38No, no, no.
06:38You go first, because now I am the closer.
06:41Oh, my gosh.
06:43All right, come on, now.
06:45Hey, swing!
06:49Now, watch this, Sakoda.
06:52I'll make sure to lift with my legs
06:55now that I have to carry you.
06:57Oh, man.
07:01Wow.
07:02I know you only did that to make me feel better.
07:05Yeah.
07:07Okay.
07:07No worries.
07:09We're just getting started.
07:12All right, Isabella and Emmett,
07:13you're up again.
07:15Actually, you know what, Emmett?
07:16You got this.
07:17Don't need me.
07:23Nice try.
07:24All right, the tournament's not over yet, is it?
07:26I mean, we didn't have time
07:27to come up with a cool handshake.
07:29You know?
07:29Come on, hmm?
07:31Just...
07:31Wait, what?
07:31It's not a job interview.
07:32Come on.
07:35Steve and Takoda win by default.
07:44I could tell when it left my hand, it was gonna be good.
07:48It's like I was one with the dart.
07:52You missed the board.
07:55That's the first thing I missed all day.
07:59Remember when Bobby picked me over both of you?
08:02That was fun.
08:04Not as fun as when I killed a spider.
08:07Let me know if you see one, Takoda.
08:09I'll teach you how to do it.
08:12No, I don't kill spiders.
08:13My people frown on that.
08:15Wait, wait.
08:16Do you just release them?
08:18Do your people really frown on that?
08:19Because I say stuff like that all the time
08:21to get out of things I don't want to do.
08:24Oh, it's real.
08:25We don't want to give Iktomi any reason to mess with us.
08:29Wait.
08:30What are you talking about?
08:31Who's Iktomi?
08:33Iktomi is the Lakuta trickster god.
08:36He appears as a spider
08:37and takes vengeance on those who have killed his kind.
08:44Is it just spiders?
08:46Because I killed a fly last week.
08:48I mean, not on purpose.
08:50I like to sing when I ride my bike.
08:54Look, every culture has its own beliefs.
08:58I'm supposed to wear yellow underwear
09:00on New Year's Eve for good luck,
09:02but I refuse to let underwear dictate my year.
09:10Look, forget I said anything about spiders.
09:15You're not going to forget, are you?
09:17Of course I am.
09:18I can't even remember what the trickster god's name is.
09:22Oh, I do.
09:22It's...
09:23It's...
09:23It's...
09:23It's...
09:23Iktomi, I know.
09:26I'm glad you jumped in.
09:27I actually forgot.
09:30Quick.
09:31Grab me another root beer.
09:32Wait, are you sure?
09:34Uh-huh.
09:35Beer me.
09:42It's...
09:54I'm writing in my diary about the darts tournament.
09:57How do you spell sucked?
10:01You know, it could have been a lot worse.
10:03Nobody left with an eye patch.
10:06By the way, putting me and Emmett on the same team, very subtle.
10:11I just remember how close you two used to be, and it breaks my heart.
10:15Don't worry about it.
10:16If we want to work it out, we'll work it out.
10:18Oh, yeah, that's what two thick-headed people usually do.
10:22Work it out!
10:24Just leave it alone, Bobby.
10:26You don't know what you're talking about.
10:27Hmm, and how could we fix that?
10:30I know.
10:31You could tell me.
10:33It's this.
10:35It's all of these.
10:37What are they?
10:39Letters to Happy.
10:41Yeah?
10:42Although I didn't know his name or where to send them.
10:45Every Father's Day, I'd write another one.
10:48Dear Dad, I'd write, or, hey, Daddy.
10:53And I'd tell him things about me.
10:56You know, ask him things about him.
10:58Did he have a dog?
10:59Did he like watermelon?
11:01Mm-hmm.
11:02I told him I like rivers more than lakes.
11:05No.
11:05And wondered which he liked better.
11:07I'd draw pictures sometimes.
11:10Yeah, pictures of me.
11:13And I told him I wanted to meet him.
11:16That I really wanted to meet him.
11:22And I signed it.
11:25Your daughter, Isabella.
11:31And then I put them in the box with the rest of them.
11:36That's a wrong that'll never be made right.
11:41I'm so sorry, Isabella.
11:43I wished I'd have known.
11:44You didn't.
11:45You didn't.
11:46Mm-mm.
11:47But Emmett did.
11:50And I don't know why.
11:55I really don't know why he couldn't have told Happy to do the right thing.
12:01Just do what's right.
12:04That's my problem with Emmett.
12:06Well, then tell him.
12:08Since when do you not tell people what you're thinking?
12:13What good would it do?
12:14You know, what's done is done.
12:28Oh, we got a big problem with the food, and you need to fix it pronto.
12:31What do you mean we have a problem?
12:33Mm-hmm.
12:34You need to tell me what the problem is.
12:36Oh, I will.
12:37When I can stand to be in the same room with you.
12:39Oh, aren't you clever.
12:41Mm-hmm.
12:42Look, you need to talk to Isabella.
12:44She's wondering why you never tried to get Daddy to stay in contact with her.
12:49People seem to have forgotten that I am not responsible for Happy's actions.
12:54No one thinks that.
12:55Why are you getting so defensive?
12:57Because all my life, I have tried to do the right thing.
13:00All my life.
13:02And suddenly, I'm the villain.
13:05Oh, Emmett, I don't think she thinks that at all.
13:08She just wants to know why.
13:16I thought I was protecting people.
13:19When she showed up, I was less than welcoming, and the person you protected was her.
13:26Yeah.
13:26So if the person you're protecting now is happy, he doesn't need it.
13:32It's not him.
13:35Dakota, can you cover for me in the kitchen for a little bit?
13:39Oh, you got it.
13:44I was protecting me.
13:47But no more.
14:00Good morning, Steve.
14:01Is it?
14:02Is it a good morning?
14:04Is it?
14:06Well, it was.
14:08First, I lost my keys.
14:10Then, I hit a huge pothole on the way to work, and now my car makes this gunk-a-gunk
14:14-a-gunk-a sound.
14:16My car makes all kinds of sounds.
14:18Just turn the music up louder.
14:21That's not even the worst part.
14:23Then, a bird pooped on my hand.
14:27Is this your trickster god?
14:30I think that's just bird poop.
14:32This isn't good luck.
14:34This is a curse.
14:35A curse that needs soap and water and a bird flu vaccine.
14:42Okay.
14:43Dakota, you have to help him.
14:45I don't know.
14:47Steve's very specific about his hand-washing routine.
14:51No.
14:52No.
14:53I mean, can you help him get rid of that curse?
14:57Well, I could tell me it does accept apology dances.
15:00Okay.
15:00So, there's an apology dance?
15:02Yes.
15:04You put your left arm in.
15:07You pull your left arm out.
15:09You put your left arm in.
15:10And you shake it all around.
15:15That's the hokey pokey.
15:17And I tricked you.
15:18Iktomi would be so proud of me.
15:21Don't worry about it.
15:22I'll handle this.
15:24I wonder what's next.
15:26A lightning bolt?
15:27A hurricane?
15:28A friendly clown in a sewer?
15:32Steve, all of those bad things that happened to you,
15:35they could have happened to anyone.
15:36Yeah.
15:37Anybody Iktomi's trying to punish.
15:40You know, I wish I'd told you about Shyamalan.
15:43Who's that?
15:44The deity that blesses those who hunt spiders.
15:48Really?
15:49No.
15:51He's not a god.
15:53He's my favorite director at Night Shyamalan.
15:56All Iktomi is loving me.
15:59I don't understand what you're trying to say, Dakota.
16:03I'm saying, if I told you good things were going to happen,
16:07you would have noticed good things.
16:09But you told me bad things were going to happen.
16:13And that's all I was paying attention to.
16:16Exactly.
16:17Does that help?
16:18Well, there's only one way to find out.
16:20Gabby?
16:20Yeah?
16:21Grab me a root beer.
16:25Are you sure?
16:26Beer me!
16:34It helped.
16:47Hey.
16:51These are for you.
16:54Flowers?
16:55Yeah, I couldn't find a car that said,
16:57sorry I didn't help out with your absentee father.
17:02You heard about that.
17:04I did.
17:06Look, Edmund, I don't know if I'm ready to talk about this yet.
17:11Well, I'm not either.
17:13But we're going to.
17:14You mind?
17:19I thought you didn't drink red wine.
17:21Well, right now I can drink rubbing alcohol.
17:28So Happy and I only talked about you the one time.
17:31And he only told me then because he had a decision to make.
17:38What decision?
17:42How much does your mom tell you about why Happy didn't come around?
17:49Not a lot.
17:50She said she told him he had to go public about me or stop coming around.
17:55Oh.
17:55Well, that's because you were asking questions about him.
17:58And she didn't want you to feel like you were an embarrassment.
18:01Instead, I felt like I didn't mean anything to him.
18:03No.
18:04No.
18:06No, you meant the world to Happy.
18:09And he was torn up about it.
18:10And that's why he finally told me.
18:12To ask what he should do.
18:15He did?
18:16Yeah.
18:18I told him it would destroy Bobby and her mom.
18:21So your pain, Isabella, it's my fault.
18:29I mean, you've got to understand.
18:31You were just a name to me.
18:35And then you showed up and you weren't a name anymore.
18:43You were this wonderful person that I hurt.
18:51And I am so, so sorry.
18:55And I don't, I don't blame you for hating me.
19:05Oh, that's not the reaction I thought I'd get.
19:10I think I understand now why you did what you did.
19:15If Happy had made different choices,
19:17then my happiness would have come at Bobby's expense.
19:20And that would kill me.
19:26So, you okay?
19:28I'm still mad at Happy.
19:30Like, I get that there were no good choices to make,
19:33but he was responsible for that.
19:35Damn right.
19:37His obituary would have been a hell of a lot different
19:40if I'd have known when all this was coming.
19:42Yeah, my letters sure would have been a lot different.
19:46Hey.
19:48Let's write him another one.
19:51Really?
19:52Damn right.
19:54All right.
19:58Start it off.
20:00Dear bastard.
20:04Not dear.
20:05Hey, bastard.
20:06What's this?
20:08Love that.
20:09Because of what you did,
20:11you hurt a sweet, innocent child
20:14that didn't deserve it.
20:16And put your best friend,
20:17who is a good man,
20:18in a terrible position.
20:20That bastard.
20:21Bastard.
20:24All right, everybody, clear out.
20:26Give me some room.
20:27You hurt the lady.
20:28Room.
20:29Ouch.
20:30You got this.
20:31All right.
20:34Um, cool handshakes are so last year.
20:38Oh, I thought we could figure one out for later.
20:40I'm so into that.
20:43Fly straight, little fake arrow.
20:50Great shot.
20:52Wish I had time to celebrate.
21:02I'm starting to regret y'all getting back together.
21:06Good luck, Steve.
21:08I don't need any luck,
21:09because now I have something even better.
21:12My new performance high-tech grip glove.
21:20You hit board!
21:21Hey!
21:22Hey!
21:23Hey!
21:24Hey!
21:25Hey!
21:26Hey!
21:28Hey!
21:30Hey!
21:32Hey!
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