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00:16I am so behind on my spring shopping. I do this every year.
00:21Oh, I know. Pink is back in, and my closet is totally pink poor.
00:26Good thing the malls open early on Saturdays.
00:30Yes, the mothership.
00:35Come on, we only have eight hours.
00:38What?
00:39Oh, right. Thanks.
00:45Oh.
00:47Security!
00:49Tell the renter cops we said hi.
00:55So, which way are you going?
00:56I've got to find those crystal-encrusted flip-flops.
01:00Hook up after lunch for manicurers.
01:02Cool. Later!
01:05I'm home.
01:14Okay, I know it's just a part-time summer job, but today, I feel like more of a man.
01:22Oh, yeah. Nothing says maturity like the phrase, do you want to gargantusize that, sir?
01:27You're missing the point. There's a big difference between working for minimum wage and begging your parents for allowance.
01:34Oh, forgive me if I can't see you taking responsibility for anything bigger than your locker combo.
01:41It'll be worth it. See, with the chicks, it's all about the bling-bling. And the way I figure it,
01:47we'll be making two large each by the end of summer.
01:51You learn everything you know from cop shows and music videos, don't you?
01:54You know it.
01:55You know, you're gonna have to find someone dumb enough to hire you first, right?
01:59Look at me. Do I look worried?
02:01Uh, not really. No.
02:03Hey!
02:04Too bad none of you can work at the penalty box with me, but they never hire first-timers.
02:08I swear, it was so worth it to work here this year. Now they'll hire me for sure.
02:12I thought you got that job to pay for the damage you did to the team van.
02:16Yeah, didn't you crash it into the equipment shed?
02:19Shut up! The point is, I won't ever have to wear this hideous lemon hat again.
02:23Oh, yeah. I'm gonna really miss making fun of you in it.
02:26Hey, it was the only job I could get.
02:29I was under 16, remember?
02:30Which is probably why you shouldn't have been driving the team bus.
02:34Ha ha. At least all of us will be working here together this summer.
02:39Here comes my first customer on my last day!
02:44Can I help you?
02:45A lychee fruit smoothie with an energy blast and no pulp, please.
02:49We only have what's on the menu.
02:52Oh. Uh, I guess I'll have a...lemonade then.
02:56Do you take credit cards?
02:57For $1.90? No.
03:02So that's what a 50 looks like.
03:05Ha ha ha.
03:06Hey, do you know where nice cinnamon buns is?
03:08Oh, it's just over there. Make sure you ask for one with a hole in it. They're like so much
03:13better.
03:14Thanks.
03:16Good one.
03:17Don't I know her from somewhere?
03:18She goes to our school. She didn't start until grade 10, though.
03:22Now there's a girl who'll never have to work.
03:25Ugh, I hate her already.
03:27Meow! Watch the claws, girls!
03:29She's so spoiled. She's like this only child and both her parents are doctors or something.
03:34Why should she work when she's rich? I wouldn't.
03:36Speaking of not working, I can't believe you guys haven't put in your resumes yet.
03:41Stor started booking interviews last week.
03:43I know, I know.
03:44We made a pact that we'd all get jobs at the mall so we could hang out together.
03:48It's the only way I'll make it through this summer.
03:50What's the big deal? All you've got to do is smile, look good, and remember the customer is always right.
03:57Do you really believe that?
04:00No.
04:02Welcome to the khaki barn. Have a khaki day.
04:09Isn't this girl-sized boyfriend's sweater the sweetest?
04:13Oh, I know!
04:19Excuse me, your credit card's been declined.
04:22The strip's probably just worn out. Try it again.
04:25Maybe you've reached your limit.
04:27Credit cards have limits?
04:40What's happening?
04:42It's about time you got here. Don't you take anything seriously?
04:46Relax, Capitan. Check it out. I've got my resume done and everything. See?
04:52Ew, dude, what's that goo?
04:54Last night's dinner. That was a good hot dog.
04:58You guys had better get out there. You're not going to get an interview.
05:01Relax, Mom. We're on it. In case you haven't noticed, there's like 10,000 stores in this mall.
05:07Actually, there's 936.
05:10I counted one day when I was bored. Can't handle this on an empty stomach. Be back. Pronto.
05:17Fine. But don't cry to me if you get stuck somewhere lame like the taco stand for the next year.
05:22Uh, things you'll see me do after I stick a rusty fork in my eye.
05:26Hey, they make a mean taco.
05:27I'm just saying, the competition for the cool stores is tough. Everyone wants to work at them.
05:33Don't sweat it, Steps, sis.
05:34Do not call me that. Our parents are not married. They're dating.
05:40Hello? Sounds good. I'll be there.
05:44My interview's been bumped to 2.30. Anyone want to practice their answers?
05:48No.
05:51Daddy, I needed that new Vespa to get around. The old one had a flat tire.
05:57Really? They can fix those? Excuse me, are you going to, like, buy these clothes or not? Hold on.
06:04I do so know where money comes from. The partner's at your firm.
06:10Well, I'm off to my interview. Wish me luck.
06:13Like you need it. You're gonna kick butt.
06:15I know. So where's everyone going to start?
06:17Travel agencies.
06:18The Gigantoplex.
06:20Free movies. North Shore surf and skate.
06:23Definitely. Grind me.
06:26Excuse me?
06:27The coffee house? I like the clientele. They're civilized.
06:34Do you think they'll interview us today?
06:37Probably. Why?
06:38I don't know, dude. What if I choke?
06:41It's a breeze. Just be polite and honest. Employers love that, okay?
06:45Polite and honest. Solid advice. I can handle that. Let's do this.
06:51Come on, Daddy. How am I supposed to pay off that bill?
06:54No, wait. Don't put those back.
06:56You want me to what? I have to get a job?
07:00No!
07:04My cord!
07:07Fine. I can get a job.
07:11She's got one. How hard can it be?
07:14I'm good.
07:18So, tell me. Why do you want to work here, Masterson?
07:21Because I've always wanted to start my own line of snowboarding here.
07:24And I think working here would teach me so much about the retail sports industry.
07:27I spend most of my free time here anyway. I figure I might as well get paid for it.
07:32Because the Gigantoplex is a great place to pick up chicks.
07:36I need the money to go traveling.
07:38Do you guys have, like, an employee discount?
07:41So, where do you see yourself in five years?
07:43Five years?
07:44Not working in a mall.
07:46I know where I'd like to see myself tonight.
07:48Rock climbing with some Maori dudes in New Zealand.
07:51I don't even know what I'm doing this weekend.
07:53Riding for my college snowboarding team.
07:55And competing in the Olympics.
07:57If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?
08:00Is that the uniform you have to wear?
08:03That color really doesn't suit me.
08:05I'd be a Christmas tree.
08:07I guess I'd be a maple.
08:09No, wait. A dandelion.
08:11I'd rethink the hat, too.
08:13I thought this was a skate shop.
08:15I'd be an oak, because they're strong, and they like to help others by providing shade from the sun.
08:20Sorry, this might be important.
08:22What was my biggest accomplishment?
08:24Getting the second face with Jill Anderson.
08:27Perfecting my mother's signature.
08:29I want to take ten worms on a dare.
08:31Being the youngest girl to make the varsity soccer team.
08:34I'd have to say my accessories.
08:36My worst qualities.
08:37My feet sometimes smell, because I guess I don't have much patience for authority.
08:41The list is long and distinguished.
08:43When I was seven, I used to have this really heinous orange top.
08:48I don't have any. I'm a pretty great guy.
08:57Well, that sucked.
09:09Guess who's the new assistant customer coach at the penalty box?
09:13Congrats. At least one of us is employed.
09:16You mean, none of you got jobs?
09:18That was not what I was expecting.
09:21How bad could it have been? It was just an interview.
09:23You know the time Jonesy pants me in front of the whole girls' soccer team? This was worse.
09:29We were applying for part-time jobs. That was like the Danish Inquisition.
09:33I think you mean Spanish Inquisition.
09:36Whatever, dude. It sucked.
09:37What are my worst qualities? Like they'd hire me if I told them.
09:41I told them mine.
09:42For real? How many did he give them?
09:45Seventeen.
09:48Oh, man. Was I supposed to lie?
09:51Guys, the right answer is sometimes I work a little too hard.
09:55Thanks. Information that would have been useful about two hours ago.
10:09What?
10:13We're not doing anything wrong!
10:15Man, that guy creases me.
10:17Seriously. He's got nothing better to do than be suspicious of everyone under 30.
10:22For your information, we work here too!
10:25Technically, we don't yet. Remember?
10:27I can't believe it. I'm going to be stuck working here alone. Again!
10:31Aw, man. We had our whole summer planned. Now we'll never be able to see each other.
10:35This is unbelievable. Did you see the guy running Stereo Shack? Even he has a job.
10:39And he carries a lightsaber to work.
10:41I can always play guitar on the subway for quarters.
10:48Aw. Didn't have the new ruffle skirt in your size?
10:51It just so happens that I'm applying for a job and I didn't get hired at any either.
10:56Huh. Guess all the positions for professional shoppers were filled.
11:01You're so mean.
11:02We better try again before the only job left is the taco stand.
11:06Now I just have to find some loser to take my job.
11:09Hey! Any of you guys want it?
11:12I'll hire you on the spot. No interview.
11:16We have some pride.
11:23So why are you applying for a job anyway?
11:26Oh, my dad freaked when he got his credit card bill and now he's making me get a job.
11:31So I tried like everywhere but no one would take me.
11:34I'm sure you'll find something.
11:35No, you don't understand. It was so humiliating.
11:39I can't even shop in those stores anymore.
11:43That bad, huh?
11:45Mm-hmm.
11:47I was so nervous I even knocked one manager's coffee onto his lap.
11:52Ooh.
11:53It'll be okay. You'll find a job.
11:57Food on sticks.
11:59Guys, I think I found the place I was born to work at.
12:04But what if I choke on this interview too?
12:07Dude, stop being such a wuss and just stick to our strategy.
12:10You're selling yourself. Nothing wrong with a little embellishment.
12:14You mean lying.
12:16I mean making yourself sound good. They expect you to.
12:19And if you don't, you're just letting yourself down.
12:21Are you sure? Jen said the way to impress an interviewer is to be honest and polite.
12:26And how's that working for you so far?
12:28Right. You're the man. Be the job, Jude. Be the job.
12:33I am so proud of that kid.
12:39No.
12:40No.
12:42Ugh, no.
12:49I know I'm gonna regret this.
12:52I could hire you to work at the Big Squeeze.
12:55No way!
12:57That's so awesome!
12:59Here's your uniform. You can change in here.
13:01Uh, no. I'm not wearing that.
13:03If you wanna work, here you are.
13:05But I look like the biggest loser in the mall!
13:07No offense.
13:13Perfect fit. Now we can start training.
13:15Oh, I wish I could, but I am so busy.
13:18I have to meet my friend at an hour for manicures.
13:21How are you going to pay for that manicure?
13:24Fine.
13:24Where do I start?
13:26Let's get a head start on the clean-up so we can leave early.
13:29I thought we made juice here.
13:31Can't we, like, pay someone to do this?
13:35Just a minute, sir.
13:36I know! That's what I said!
13:38But he was like, fine, just don't call me.
13:40And I was like, I so wasn't even going to.
13:44No thanks, I'm good.
13:46Right! As if.
13:47He's so not my type.
13:49Hey!
13:49Hey, what's up?
13:50So, how'd it go, guys?
13:52Awesome. The dude made me the manager of Stick It.
13:56Get out! How did you do that?
13:58I told him I ran two shops already and he just gave me the job.
14:03Jonesy's advice totally worked.
14:05What'd I say? Always trust the Jones Meister.
14:09Dude!
14:10Jude.
14:12But you've never even worked in a store before.
14:14You're going to be responsible for all that food and all those sticks?
14:18Whoa, I'm in trouble, bro.
14:21Uh, that's bra when you're dressing a girl, remember?
14:23What about you, Romeo? Get a job yet?
14:25Yeah, I got a great one at that 50s joint, the soda hop.
14:29So why the long face?
14:31I got fired ten minutes later.
14:33Ugh, Jonesy.
14:34What? How was I supposed to know the hostess was the boss's daughter?
14:38On the bright side, that's probably some kind of record.
14:42Yeah, you're right. I like her.
14:44At least you're not in charge of the country music section that spin this music.
14:48But you hate country music, dude. It's like your mortal enemy.
14:53They always stick the new guy in country. Some sort of rite of passage like hazing fraternity pledges.
14:58I'm sure it won't be long before something comes up in the normal music section.
15:02Thanks. I needed that. Did you get a job?
15:05Yes, but I don't want to talk about it.
15:07Your first job. Aren't you excited?
15:10I'm bursting with fruit flavor.
15:12This is great. We can all hang out together now.
15:16Trisha! Over here!
15:18Trish!
15:21Hello, it's me!
15:25Oh, no way.
15:27Isn't it a little early to be shopping for Halloween costumes?
15:30No, silly! I got a job!
15:34Ew. Why?
15:35I'm gonna prove to Daddy that I can earn my own money.
15:38I already know how to make juice.
15:40Ah!
15:42Oops.
15:44I don't think we should hang out anymore, Kate.
15:47What are you talking about?
15:50It's nothing personal. It's just that you're wearing a lemon hat, Kate.
15:54And polyester.
15:57Sorry.
15:59I don't get it. She was my best friend for, like, a whole year.
16:04How could she do that to me?
16:06Some friend. What kind of person judges someone by their clothes, anyway?
16:12Okay, but I never did it to a friend.
16:16We had so much in common.
16:18Like, chopping and chocolate.
16:22There are bigger friends to fry, my friend. Let her go.
16:25Thanks for trying to cheer me up.
16:28I'm starving!
16:30Anyone want tacos?
16:32Yeah, I'm in.
16:37Welcome to Wonder Taco, where tacos are your hunger heroes.
16:41Can I take your order?
16:42I have an evil hunger brewing inside.
16:45Yes! What kind of food could possibly defeat it?
16:49A bird?
16:50A plane!
16:51No!
16:53It's Wonder Tacos!
16:56You know, I know you guys all make fun of me because I work here.
17:00What?
17:01Oh, no, no, no!
17:02We love Wonder Taco!
17:04Long live Wonder Taco!
17:06Two tacos coming right up!
17:10In the name of all that is true, hurry, my good woman!
17:15What?
17:17What?
17:21There you go, guys!
17:24Enjoy!
17:28It would suck to work there, but man, they make a good taco.
17:35I thought we agreed no more calls.
17:37Fine, I'll tell them to call back.
17:43That's it! I'm so done with you!
17:46You have got to be the most irresponsible, clumsy, spoiled girl I've ever met!
17:50This grapefruit has more sense of responsibility than you!
17:53At least it knows it's supposed to get squished today!
17:56I knew I should have hired that weird goth chick!
17:59Masterson!
18:00Coach?
18:01What are you doing here?
18:03Quiet on the field!
18:04I heard your little temper tantrum.
18:06Very disappointing!
18:07I thought you were penalty box material!
18:09But maybe I was wrong about you!
18:11No, you weren't.
18:13Jen is the most patient person I have ever met.
18:16I have been screwing up royally all day and she's been nothing but nice to me,
18:20even when I spilled grape juice on her shoes.
18:22Which were actually kinda cute.
18:25Jen's right.
18:26I am irresponsible, but she's helping me become more like her.
18:30You'd be lucky to have her.
18:34Alright!
18:35You've got yourself another chance, but you'd better fly straight!
18:38Got it?
18:39Sir, yes sir!
18:41Where did that come from?
18:43I don't know.
18:44I just didn't want you to lose your job over me.
18:46That was pretty decent of you.
18:48You are gonna keep her at the squeeze, aren't you?
18:51Duh!
18:52You're still giving me the job?
18:54I thought I was so fired.
18:56Yeah, well, I don't think the hat would fit over that goth chick's hair.
19:00And you're not so bad.
19:02Welcome to the hood.
19:03So, what are you up to tonight?
19:05No! Off, Jonesy! Bad boy!
19:08Alright, alright!
19:09Oh, the hat is so bad!
19:11At least it'll only be for a while until I pay back my dad.
19:15How much did you blow on his cart exactly?
19:18Um, whatever two Vespas cost.
19:20And half a new spring wardrobe.
19:23And two pairs of shoes.
19:25Oh, and a bag.
19:27Get used to the hat juice, girl.
19:30You're gonna be here for a while.
19:40Ugh, gotta go.
19:41They want me to start training today.
19:43By the way, I can't believe you actually eat at Wonder Taco.
19:47You know that girl horks in the food.
19:48What? You mean in everyone's food?
19:51No. Only to the people she doesn't like.
19:56Where are you working, anyway?
19:58Can't bear to say it out loud yet.
20:00Ugh, it's too horrible.
20:03Oh, I have to see this.
20:05Totally.
20:07Come on.
20:09What are we doing?
20:10You'll see.
20:16Traveling money, traveling money, traveling money, traveling money.
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20:26No way.
20:27I don't believe it.
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20:32This is going to be a long summer.
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