#Bait #Comedy #Riz Ahmed #Guz Khan #Aasiya Shah #Sheeba Chaddha #Ritu Arya
Shah Latif is a struggling actor on the cusp of landing the role of a lifetime, only to find himself thrust into a full blown existential crisis and trippy conspiracy thriller all at the same time.
Shah Latif is a struggling actor on the cusp of landing the role of a lifetime, only to find himself thrust into a full blown existential crisis and trippy conspiracy thriller all at the same time.
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00:12This is your food.
00:15Burdhya.
00:17A mixed grill.
00:19Wow.
00:21A biryani.
00:24Tadka dal.
00:25Great.
00:26And this is the bread.
00:28Enjoy your food.
00:29Can you get some water?
00:44Oh my god. Yasmin.
00:48Oh my god.
00:50What are you doing here?
00:52What are you doing here?
00:52What are you doing here?
00:54Yes.
00:55You are here every year.
00:57I forgot.
00:59You forgot?
01:00Yes.
01:01Yes.
01:01I just had something to eat.
01:03Yes.
01:04Yes.
01:16Yes.
01:16Yes.
01:16Yes.
01:16Yes.
01:17Yes.
01:17Yes.
01:18Yes.
01:21You're welcome.
01:27Yes.
01:27Yes.
01:27I guess.
01:29I don't want to eat chicken.
01:30I'm having new things. And what else?
01:33It's a little strange, because this place is where you want to go.
01:35Okay, so you're here from my article.
01:36You'll be able to do it.
01:39I'm sorry, which article?
01:41You're making a joke.
01:43I have no idea.
01:45Which article?
01:47Tell me which article?
01:48You don't accept it.
01:51I'm so busy.
01:53You're busy.
01:54You're busy.
01:57You're busy.
01:57I don't know what you're saying.
02:00I'm like you're the one who I'm not.
02:03You're so alone.
02:06What?
02:06You're alone.
02:08I'm very happy.
02:09I work for others.
02:12I'm behind you.
02:13I'm fine.
02:13You're not alone.
02:18You wrote that Shah Latif and I are close to another.
02:21We've just sent a moment together.
02:23You wrote this about our relationship.
02:24I wrote this book.
02:26I've written it wrong.
02:27It's not a bad thing.
02:27You'll come to these people.
02:29Don't look away from them.
02:30You're doing it for me even more.
02:32You're doing everything.
02:33You're doing it because you're doing it.
02:35And your business is fun.
02:37You don't have anything.
02:39Yes.
02:41You're being my business.
02:43You're getting your strategy, right?
02:45I'll delete it.
02:47I'll delete it.
02:48I'll delete it.
02:48I'll delete it like this.
02:50And go to the Recycle Bin folder, delete it.
02:52Hey, Yasmin, leave it.
02:54Everyone's watching.
02:54You just wanted it.
02:55And a little while ago, they were doing it.
02:58Please delete it.
02:59If you want a selfie, tell me.
03:01I don't have any trouble.
03:02Uncle, please.
03:03You enjoy your milkshake.
03:04Show is finished.
03:05Where are you going?
03:06Yasmin, where are you going?
03:08Come on, man.
03:08Where are you going?
03:09You gave money?
03:10Yes, give it.
03:11What happened?
03:12And you like me.
03:12Excuse me.
03:13Excuse me?
03:15Excuse me.
03:16Sorry, I'm not speaking.
03:18What are you doing?
03:19Listen to me.
03:19Listen to me.
03:20It's new.
03:21What's wrong?
03:25What's wrong?
03:26What's wrong?
03:26What's wrong?
03:27What's wrong?
03:28What's wrong?
03:28What's wrong with that?
03:29There's another way to go.
03:29What's wrong?
03:31I don't think they're coming for me.
03:32I'm sure I'm going to tell you.
03:33Fine.
03:34I'll be wrong.
03:35I'll be wrong.
03:36Wait.
03:39What's wrong?
03:42Sir, there's a door behind the back.
03:44Hey, go from here. There's a staff here.
03:46You don't have to allow it.
03:47I'm sorry.
03:56I'll go there.
03:59I'll go there.
04:04Please, please.
04:06Just one minute.
04:07Just one minute.
04:08Okay.
04:10Look, sorry.
04:11I've just said anything wrong.
04:12I just had to meet you.
04:13I found my fault.
04:16It was just a fool.
04:18You're a fool.
04:20I?
04:21Come on, man.
04:22What do you think you're going to go inside?
04:24If you ever need a job,
04:25you can become my bodyguard.
04:28But if you're all like this,
04:30then you're going to do your treatment.
04:32I think you're going to do your treatment.
04:33You're going to do your treatment.
04:34What do you do?
04:36You'll be a fool you've got one- reporters.
04:38Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
04:39I'll be sick.
04:40And, look, you've helped me.
04:41I'm telling you,
04:42you're thinking too.
04:42It's my thinking.
04:43Yes, I'm thinking.
04:44Yes, I'm thinking.
04:44But, I don't like Rose.
04:47What do you know?
04:48I'll give yourself a day.
04:50I'll give you at your grace.
04:52No.
04:53Please.
04:53Please.
04:53What?
04:54How much do you pay for a day?
04:55£5.
04:56Okay.
04:57Do you have some money?
04:58You're making money yourself.
04:59Don't look like this.
05:00I'm doing this for the first time for you.
05:03I don't want your day.
05:05Yasmin, there's no problem.
05:06No.
05:06Just tell me about it.
05:07The rest of the life is going well.
05:08All right.
05:09All right.
05:09So do a job with £5.
05:10I buy this day.
05:11I'm starting this day.
05:13Maybe it'll look like it.
05:14Okay.
05:17If you know me in the truth,
05:19you know it's a hit roses.
05:21Yes.
05:22I know.
05:23You should understand my mind.
05:25You understand.
05:26Listen.
05:27Listen.
05:27Listen.
05:27You have the best people of Bricklin.
05:29You have the best people of Bricklin.
05:31I don't have a couple of them.
05:32But it was my family also.
05:34Yes.
05:35It was my family.
05:35And you know what happened?
05:37He was wearing my jacket on my dad's clothes.
05:40What happened?
05:41What happened?
05:42My dad was a little bit like a type of a type.
05:44Listen to me.
05:45I was telling you about this.
05:47I was telling you.
05:47I didn't say anything.
05:48I was telling you.
05:56I was telling you.
06:00I was telling you.
06:02I was telling you.
06:19I was telling you.
06:24I was telling you.
06:27I was telling you.
06:29I was telling you.
06:34You're telling me.
06:45I was telling you.
06:46I was telling you.
06:47I was telling you.
06:47I was telling you.
06:49I was telling you.
06:50Hey.
06:50Hey.
06:51Taxi.
06:53Ask someone to ask me as they have to find me?
06:55Hey.
06:55He is.
06:56Listen.
06:57I'll tell you.
06:59Give me off a beat.
07:01No doubt.
07:03Come on.
07:04Go.
07:04Come on.
07:05Go.
07:05Go.
07:06Look.
07:07Now.
07:08Hey.
07:09Listen.
07:10Listen.
07:10I'm not going to go to the station.
07:11Come on.
07:13How fast is this?
07:14I'm not going to go fast.
07:16You'll better go from the station.
07:17Yes, it's a bike.
07:19That's right.
07:20If I was disappointed, I'll get out of it.
07:22You understand?
07:23You always say it, but it's not always hard.
07:24Yes, but I'm leaving the country today.
07:26Hey, look, this is an emergency.
07:28Can you do this?
07:30Yes, I can do it.
07:32I don't get a tip today.
07:34Listen, everything is fine.
07:36Why did you get the money for me?
07:38I got the funding for my documentary.
07:40Are you going to go to the plane?
07:41Yes.
07:43Come on.
07:44I'm not going to go to the plane.
07:47I'm not going to go to the plane.
07:48Well, it's been a bit more.
07:49No, it's true.
07:50I want to go to the plane of the plane.
07:52I'll make you a bird.
07:56I'll make you a bird.
07:59I'll make you a bird.
08:00I'll make you a bird.
08:05I'll make you a bird.
08:07It's a bird.
08:10Yes, now.
08:11I'm not buying them.
08:14I'll make you a bird.
08:15I'll make you some kind of bird.
08:18I'm not going to do it.
08:18Yes, I'll make you a bird.
08:22Okay, I'm a bird.
08:24A bird has a bird.
08:25No, I'm a bird.
08:27No, I'm not a bird.
08:29That's just it.
08:30I'm not a bird.
08:31Oh, that's a bird.
08:36I think my whole family was a good one.
08:39I also have a good one.
08:47What a bad one.
08:56Really? This is crazy.
08:58This is crazy.
08:59You're crazy, right?
09:06Friends, let's dance.
09:09Don't dance for auntie.
09:11Uncle and auntie have to dance.
09:30She's here.
09:31Yes, where should she be?
09:32You can go inside that hotel.
09:34That's there?
09:35What do you know?
09:38Thanks.
09:39Here you go.
09:4010% on the other route.
09:41I'm going to go.
09:42You're going to come back then?
09:43I'm not going to come back.
09:44What do you mean, you're not going to come back?
09:46Leave, man.
09:47What are you talking about?
09:48You need drugs.
09:50I'm not going to come back.
09:51What do you mean, you're not going back?
09:56Shah.
09:58She's here.
10:00Okay.
10:03Listen.
10:04It's like that.
10:05It's down there.
10:06Come on.
10:07You'll get a new passport.
10:08Don't worry.
10:09You'll get it.
10:10You're not going to come back.
10:12Maybe she's not going back.
10:14She's not going back.
10:19Hi.
10:20Hi.
10:21You're welcome in the Globe.
10:2325 per person.
10:25Give me the money.
10:26Please.
10:26And my passport, no wallet, no phone.
10:29I'm going to go.
10:31I'm going to go.
10:33I'm going to go.
10:35I'm going to go.
10:36And take these.
10:39Go down and take them.
10:41Go down and take them.
10:42Goodie bags.
10:43Okay.
10:43What are we going to find here?
10:45It's a handbag.
10:47Okay.
10:47What kind of handbag?
10:48It's a simple bag.
10:50What color is it?
10:51Neon.
10:52Pink and yellow.
10:53That's what I bought for you.
10:55Yes.
10:57Don't relax.
10:58What?
10:58No.
10:59I mean, it won't be difficult to find them.
11:00Yes.
11:01It's a lot of work.
11:02Okay.
11:06Okay.
11:12I'm going to go.
11:13I'm going to go.
11:14Oh, shit.
11:16Oh.
11:16Here's the bag.
11:18I'm going to get you.
11:18You can't get inside.
11:21What did you miss?
11:22Check your bag.
11:23You can't get to the dance store.
11:26Oh, you mean paint.
11:29Okay.
11:30No.
11:30I mean, it's a thing.
11:33I don't know all this.
11:35Sit down.
11:36I'll do it.
11:40Stop, stop, stop.
11:41Just put it, stop.
11:43Put it down.
11:44What do you mean?
11:47Look, you need to put it on me.
11:50I need to do sharmina.
11:51Just remember,
11:52we will put your passport.
11:54Will I take my work?
11:55Please.
11:57Sorry.
12:00oh yeah
12:01Oh
12:04Oh
12:04I don't know
12:07I don't know
12:08I i
12:08came to
12:08I
12:09I
12:10I
12:11I
12:11I
12:11I
12:11I
12:11I
12:11No, no, no.
12:41Yeah, but this is possible that I have a very big disease,
12:45and then you have the same pain as you've been living in a house and I die?
12:48Okay, so not on the way.
12:50You're all the same as the aunties.
12:51It's all.
12:52It seems that you're in your heart.
12:54I think it's good to me.
12:55Yeah, you think it's good.
12:56I don't know.
12:57You're welcome.
12:58You're welcome.
13:20Goose me like that.
13:21Bye.
13:23But how are you going to go?
13:51Well, just keep watching.
14:03You're enjoying it.
14:05Yes, you're enjoying it.
14:06You're enjoying it.
14:08What did you find out?
14:09I was looking for a lot of fun.
14:09Yes, I was looking for a lot of fun.
14:10I'm looking for a lot of fun.
14:11Don't be afraid.
14:17You didn't have any bad guys.
14:19No, no.
14:19You understood?
14:23Why do you see me?
14:24I don't have any.
14:36Line!
14:41What?
14:46Let's go.
15:19What?
15:23What?
15:28What?
15:28What?
15:29Can I ask something?
15:31What?
15:37I've got some grease now.
15:39Don't interrupt!
15:50Here, back door.
16:25Hey.
16:27Hey.
16:33Let's go back to him.
16:44Yes, you are doing all the things you are doing, and you are going so far, and you are also
16:48alone.
16:50This is a great deal.
16:52You are so good. I really like you.
16:54Thanks.
17:01Where are you going?
17:03You have a flat or something?
17:05Yes, I got a place in the office.
17:07Is that right?
17:08Yes.
17:10Is that a good place?
17:12That means, a girl will be alone in a new city?
17:14Can I keep myself alive?
17:16Yes, I know everything.
17:17But if your Spanish is very poor,
17:19then you have to read some translation.
17:21What are you doing?
17:22I'm looking for your passports and also a party.
17:26What?
17:28You got the bag, right?
17:31No.
17:34What?
17:35What?
17:35Yes.
17:35You got the son of a son.
17:37What are you saying?
17:38You have already said passports.
17:40Not that passport.
17:41What do you know?
17:42Where are you?
17:43Where are you?
17:43Okay.
17:44That's right.
17:47That's right.
17:48That's right.
18:17That's right.
18:18Why am I here?
18:19Stop, you said about passports.
18:22Okay.
18:23So now I'll tell you all about the truth.
18:25I didn't come here because of the article.
18:26I was here for you.
18:27Look, I came here for you.
18:29Because I gave you a gift.
18:32Our relationship too.
18:34Okay?
18:36This is the truth.
18:38And now, you tell me that
18:40you really thought that there's nothing between us.
18:43Because you've hidden such a big deal
18:44that your boyfriend is your boyfriend?
18:45How many years?
18:46One year.
18:46One year?
18:47One year?
18:47One year?
18:47And you leave this country for us?
18:50Yes.
18:50What's your wife?
18:51What's your wife?
18:52I was scared.
18:54It's a big loss.
18:55Okay.
18:56I didn't say that this time,
18:58but my last night was my love with me.
19:01I was driving here.
19:02Why?
19:04But she was a nice person.
19:06She loves me.
19:08And she's always standing there.
19:11I don't know.
19:13I don't know.
19:25Do you know what is going on inside me?
19:29I am doing all the wrong things.
19:33I fight for everything.
19:35Then all of them are happy.
19:41I don't know myself.
19:43I am just making a mistake.
19:51That's the mistake that people like.
19:53And if I didn't know myself, what would people know?
19:58So I am acting?
20:02No.
20:04I know all these lines are lines.
20:06But my mind is true.
20:10You are crazy.
20:20Please don't go.
20:28Let me hold my hand.
20:29Okay?
20:32Just...
20:35I can't do that.
20:36I can't do that.
20:38I can't do that.
20:44I can't do that.
21:10Oh, my God.
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