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Shah Latif is a struggling actor on the cusp of landing the role of a lifetime, only to find himself thrust into a full blown existential crisis and trippy conspiracy thriller all at the same time.
Shah Latif is a struggling actor on the cusp of landing the role of a lifetime, only to find himself thrust into a full blown existential crisis and trippy conspiracy thriller all at the same time.
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05:35I'll probably put my charger in the dressing room.
05:38I'll go and take it.
05:38I know.
05:39You know?
05:40Yes, absolutely. Thanks a lot.
06:24Check your charger out…
06:27Now if we land here no one, you're a charger.
06:34It's true that I think I'm going to be האח
06:41Hey!
06:42Dude!
06:43What?
06:44Do you know who you are?
06:46I'm a huge fan.
06:48You're very talented.
06:49No, no, I don't.
06:50You are, dude!
06:51You're Camal's actor, you don't need to know what to do.
06:53Can I make a video for Heather's girlfriend?
06:56She's your fan.
06:57Really?
06:58Babe, you can't guess just imagine who I got on the road.
07:01Your favorite Dev Patel.
07:05Dev Patel.
07:06I finally met you.
07:08Tell me about your movie about Slumdog.
07:14My opinion was good that I made Slumdog Millionaire.
07:18It was a really good film.
07:19I liked it. I liked it.
07:22And it did a lot for us.
07:23Family, community, international.
07:25This is Dev Patel.
07:27What?
07:28This is Dev Patel.
07:30He's a big one.
07:32He's tall, strong and handsome.
07:35We are the heroes of Gujarati.
07:38Hello, Shah Jahan Latif.
07:40Your name is Shah Jahan?
07:41This is Shah Jahan.
07:43Shah Jahan.
07:44Shah Latif.
07:45Shah.
07:46Shah.
07:50Shah.
07:51Shah.
07:53Shah.
08:01Shah.
08:07Shah.
08:07Shah.
08:16Shah.
08:17Shah.
08:19Shah.
08:22Shah.
08:22Shah.
08:23Shah.
08:23Shah.
08:30Shah.
08:32Shah.
08:35Shah.
08:38Shah.
08:38I was going to tell you, I wanted this for my car, but I didn't get dolls out of it,
08:43so I put it on it.
08:43It's not a doll, it's a limited edition, collectible action figure, it's my film, I was going to ask for
08:49it before I put it on it.
08:50A little bit of a smile, but first of all, this doesn't look like you. And the other thing, you
08:54have more than 100% of you, if you...
08:56This doesn't look like you.
08:57It looks like you are. And this is for me, I need my car.
08:59Car? Okay, you and your six people...
09:0327 years old now, what are you doing?
09:04Yes, it's working very well, and some investors are also interested in it.
09:10What? I said, ma sha Allah, ma sha Allah.
09:14Say it rightfully, ma sha Allah.
09:17But you know investors that there is no need a Muslim Uber in London.
09:21Here, Uber is already Muslim, and the other driver's name is the name of the driver.
09:24Listen to me, we just drive the car, but you have to do something yourself, so you understand what I'm
09:29doing?
09:29Yes, I understand.
09:30And if you have lost your money, then I can make you a driver, no problem.
09:33I have a lot of work, brother.
09:35I have a lot of money.
09:36I don't have to pay for you.
09:37Because I don't have to pay for you.
09:38What is the work?
09:38What do you have to pay for me?
09:39I can't tell you.
09:40Because it's top secret, I signed NDA.
09:42You have no NDA sign.
09:43I have done it.
09:44Non-disclosure agreement.
09:45I signed it.
09:45I know that.
09:46But you haven't signed anything.
09:47You have missed my house.
09:49I missed it because we are going to my mother and dad.
09:51What?
09:52No.
09:53What do you mean?
09:54No.
09:54We are not going to.
09:55Yes, we are going to.
09:56You have no time to meet her.
09:58You will see her.
10:00I'm not in that mood.
10:01You will get the car.
10:02I don't have to change the mood.
10:02I don't have to change the mood.
10:03I don't have to change the mood.
10:03You need a free ride.
10:04I don't have to say that.
10:07NDA.
10:24It's going to happen.
10:25Nothing.
10:26Yes, wait.
10:26I go.
10:27I get to.
10:28I keep here too.
10:29We also keep in here.
10:30How did you decide?
10:32I'm just a box.
10:39Tahira, I'll do the rest of the kebab, okay?
10:41Now I'm going to get the haircuts with a personal shopper.
10:45Okay, do you need my silverware?
10:48No, no, thank you.
10:50But it will look good, right?
10:51Yes, but it's good for us.
10:53Welcome, auntie.
10:56Shahju, brother.
10:57What the hell? How big it is.
11:01Mashallah.
11:02Bye, Zulfi.
11:04Bye, auntie.
11:06Look who is.
11:06Look who is.
11:07Who knows them?
11:09Honey, son, come down.
11:10Come on.
11:11No, no, no, no.
11:12When I die, I will die.
11:13I have two weeks.
11:15Two months, bro.
11:16Yes.
11:17Some weeks.
11:17No, I'm doing this role.
11:20I'm doing an audition.
11:21I'm doing a role.
11:22I'm doing a diet, but I'm not keeping a day.
11:24Oh, my God.
11:25Oh, I've seen my tone.
11:26What?
11:26You should keep the whole year.
11:28You know what's going on here?
11:30Naila, my mind is going to eat that Salim's story.
11:34She bought a car, bought a house, bought a house, blah, blah.
11:37Yes, and I bought a botox for my mother.
11:39When I came to my house, I thought Michael Jackson was here.
11:43I thought it was too bad.
11:44You're not too bad.
11:46You're not doing the job.
11:47You're doing the job.
11:48I didn't see anything on Google Alerts.
11:49I didn't see anything on Google.
11:52I didn't do the job.
11:53I didn't do the job.
11:55I didn't do the job.
11:56What do you mean?
11:57I didn't do the job.
11:58Just tell me what's going on.
12:04Let me pray.
12:06Let me pray.
12:07I pray for you.
12:08I pray for you.
12:09I pray for you.
12:09I pray for you.
12:10I pray for you.
12:11I pray for you.
12:12Just pray for you.
12:13Baba, you've seen a big brown color or leather case.
12:16Where are you?
12:17Where are you?
12:18I watch TV every day.
12:19I don't see you.
12:20My job is running.
12:21But it's time to make a film.
12:22But you don't have time.
12:24There's a lot of women taking a baby and taking a baby.
12:27I've seen a baby with a baby.
12:28I've done one scene.
12:28You're sitting by the news reader and watching them.
12:31I've done my hair.
12:32I don't know.
12:33Baba,
12:35why don't you go to doctor appointments?
12:36I paid a lot of money.
12:38So we'll know what the problem is.
12:40You'll see the problem.
12:41Whatever money you'll give you,
12:41you'll take a try.
12:43Hey.
12:43Brother.
12:44What the matter?
12:45How are you?
12:46I'm fine.
12:48What's this?
12:49What's this?
12:49Take your tax.
12:50Oh, wow, this is yours?
12:54Baba, see how the baby is getting the money.
12:56That's it.
12:58What are you doing?
12:59What are you doing at home?
12:59I left my job. The manager was a bad guy.
13:01Hey, don't say anything.
13:02Rafiq is a good guy.
13:04He's a bad guy.
13:05If you need work, I'll talk about Felicia.
13:07If you're really helping me,
13:08then I'll go to the taste show.
13:10Shaju, eat something.
13:11What, Rajji?
13:11What, his show is today?
13:13Why?
13:14I said he was working on me.
13:15I told you, I told you.
13:17I told you.
13:17My business is the half part.
13:19What?
13:19Yes, but you think about gender equality, right?
13:21Yes, but this is wrong.
13:24Oh my God.
13:27Shah, brother, you're going to become James Bond.
13:30What?
13:32What?
13:33What?
13:33What?
13:33Hold on, hold on.
13:34Hold on, hold on.
13:35Hold on, hold on.
13:36Oh, shit.
13:37No, no, no, no.
13:38How can I tell you?
13:39James Bond?
13:40No, no, no, no.
13:41This is crazy.
13:41This is crazy.
13:43Hold on, hold on.
13:44Hold on, hold on.
13:45Check the website.
13:46This is fake news.
13:47What?
13:48What?
13:48You're too.
13:48I know, you're too.
13:50I know, you're too.
13:50I've had an audition for it.
13:52I said, I'm the same.
13:54This is a perfect audition.
13:56Today's audition.
13:57What?
13:59What?
14:00What?
14:10What?
14:13I don't know.
14:15What?
14:16What?
14:26foreign
14:33foreign
14:34If you need a body double, call me.
14:36Pervet, you shut up, you shut up.
14:38Yes, like that came back, can you tell me to call me?
14:41Yes, it's a good phone.
14:43Bye.
14:44Don't wait for two minutes.
14:45I don't know if this is right or wrong, but I'll have to get this problem.
14:50Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
14:52I have to be honest with you.
14:54My girl is in the same way.
14:56Dude, you'll become James Bond, my brother.
14:58Let's see what happens.
14:58Absolutely, but what do you know your height?
15:02What do you mean?
15:02They will give you shoes for height,
15:04because James Bond is a little bit short.
15:10You're so bad.
15:12You're so bad.
15:16Hey, Felicia, can you call me quickly?
15:18I just wanted to know that the audition is my fault or not?
15:32Oh, my God.
15:47Hmm.
15:51Hmm.
15:52Hmm.
15:57Hmm.
15:58What? Where are you from now?
16:00I was wearing my nails paint. What do you think I was saying?
16:03Do you have any knowledge of this?
16:06No, I don't have a smile.
16:07What are you saying? Are you angry at me?
16:10Well, they are also a bit shocked.
16:13Because you are trending.
16:15And that's why, they can call you again for the audition.
16:19Let's go! Yes!
16:21Oh!
16:22From 18 to 34 years old,
16:24you and the female director are really liking you.
16:35This is a very good thing.
16:36It's a very, very good thing.
16:37Tell me about internet.
16:39Yes.
16:41Just one more thing.
16:42Let's just sit and see what will happen.
16:44What will happen next?
16:44Do we know after that role?
16:46Sha, this is a good thing.
16:48You are trending.
16:50Listen to me.
16:51I was thinking,
16:52I should delete all my videos.
16:54They are politics.
16:55What are you talking about?
16:56What are you talking about?
16:56Sha, this is a good thing.
17:14What are you talking about?
17:20What are you talking about?
17:21What are you talking about?
17:27What are you talking about?
17:27You don't need to do anything.
17:28Listen.
17:29You relax.
17:30And you're at home.
17:31You understand?
17:31Yes.
17:32I understand.
17:33Let's go.
18:12Oh, shi.
18:13Oh, shi.
18:16What are you talking about?
18:17What are you talking about?
18:18I mean, what are you talking about?
18:20You are watching all the people here.
18:23What are you saying about?
18:24Oh, shi.
18:24Hold on to this.
18:25What are you talking about?
18:27It's delicious.
18:28Where is your mom?
18:30I don't know.
19:00I don't know, this is new Batman.
19:02This is not Batman. James Bond.
19:04Look, there are so many actors.
19:06We are standing there.
19:06It was just an audition.
19:08What do I say? Let's take a selfie.
19:12That's right, man.
19:14I thought it was good for you.
19:16No, nothing.
19:17No, nothing.
19:18No, no.
19:18No, no.
19:19What do I say?
19:21What do I think?
19:22If I open your show today, then how will I open it?
19:26I mean, it will be like a reunion and it will be good for people.
19:30Sha, listen, how do you feel?
19:32What?
19:33No, what do you think?
19:34You will come back here and you will become the king.
19:36No, no.
19:37When you look at me, look at me, look at me.
19:40No, I didn't mean that.
19:41I'm just saying that...
19:44What are you doing?
19:47Don't do it.
19:48I always do it.
19:50But this time, maybe you do it.
19:52And I thought that I'm going to enter you.
19:54What are the people who are doing in London?
19:56No, no.
19:56I will meet the stage.
19:57Fucking Big River, especially when you though.
19:59The internet is too much.
20:01So get on that, don't tell them I'm going to take care of.
20:03Okay?
20:03It's all, it's all.
20:06Okay, London.
20:07What do you prepare for your days you are prepared?
20:12No, no, no, no.
20:15Okay, no, no, no, no.
20:17And that's all.
20:22I'm sorry.
20:23You got to turn.
20:23No, no, no, no, no, no.
20:24No, no, no, no, no.
20:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
20:40London, you should be ready to kill your blood.
20:43You need to keep up the blood.
20:45You should have to kill your blood.
20:46You need to keep up the blood.
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21:27Ah, you must be able to do something, Allah, Allah, Allah, Allah, Allah.
21:55Ars salami.
21:58Fuck.
21:59Fuck, you. 007.
22:24Fuck.
22:34Shah Latif.
22:36My podcast is yours.
22:38Thank you for calling me here.
22:39According to the internet, you are the next one.
22:43Listen, don't do this in red carpet.
22:45Guarantee.
22:46Some days, I want to go to audition again.
22:49This is big.
22:51I think you get the hate.
22:54It's not so much.
22:57You don't add so much pressure on it.
23:02How will you save?
23:06What do you want, Mr. Bond?
23:08I don't have any difference between these things.
23:10I'm just a colorist.
23:12Shah Latif.
23:14What do you do?
23:24What do you do?
23:26Who are those who don't give to me?
23:30What do you do to watch?
23:31In theodoch.
23:35What do you do?或者数
23:40I don't
23:43know. What do you
23:48do? What do you
23:50do?
24:15I'll see you next time.
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