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00:00:02okay mom here I am day one at Cavendish Hall the most elite private school in
00:00:07the country I earned a scholarship just like we planned promise me Harper you
00:00:13won't give up on our dream the best high school education in the country
00:00:17Cavendish Hall and then Harvard and don't just work hard have fun to fall in
00:00:25love voted prime queen probably mom really I want my smart beautiful daughter to have
00:00:33everything she deserves promise me Harper I have to make all the right moves this
00:00:38year so I can make my mom proud and keep my promise to her and who knows maybe
00:00:42even meet someone amazing thanks for giving me a ride hey you looked really
00:00:49hard at volleyball training show me your abs go look at Hamilton's abs okay he's your
00:00:57boyfriend oh almost forgot mom figure it didn't happen right
00:01:01haven't you figured it out I'm only with Hamilton so I don't know what you're missing out on
00:01:08Portia what the fuck okay look I'm not interested in you okay I only see you as a
00:01:12friend Portia stop she's correct Portia stop Portia stop
00:01:34shit I think I just hit someone don't worry I'll help you hide the body
00:01:42shit hey wake up relax your dad's like the third richest guy in the world who cares about a
00:01:51nobody she's not breathing hey hey come on wake up wake up
00:02:06my first kiss his lips are so soft I never imagined it would be like this
00:02:13why do I feel like I've been waiting for you all my life wait why is a complete stranger kissing
00:02:19me
00:02:19get off me crazy oh what the fuck I was trying to save your life right after almost taking it
00:02:25thanks
00:02:27typically rich jerk shouldn't you be calling your lawyer trying to scam money off me but you people
00:02:32usually do isn't it you people what's that supposed to mean have have not he means people from trash can
00:02:43to stand like you and she hasn't got a lawyer a parole officer sure that hair screams juvie
00:02:55let's go wait you're just gonna leave do the loo
00:03:05but you almost killed me
00:03:09why you entire asshole
00:03:14dude that feels so insane
00:03:16I know you had to be there
00:03:17I wish man
00:03:19thanks for giving Portia a lift by the way
00:03:23Hamilton is obsessed with Portia
00:03:25it'd kill him if he knew she's just using him to make a move on me
00:03:28yeah no problem dude
00:03:32everyone I would like you to meet our new scholarship student
00:03:36ew not another poverty stricken wannabe
00:03:40can we like stop it with the charity cases already
00:03:43as I was saying class
00:03:45I would like you to welcome our new student
00:03:48Harper Sullivan
00:03:53oh my god
00:04:02thanks for dressing well for your first day peasant
00:04:05way to show your appreciation
00:04:07Korsha please
00:04:08how poor do you need to be to get a scholarship anyway
00:04:11like dog food for dinner for or like shopping at Walmart for
00:04:17that's enough
00:04:18now your social science projects
00:04:21yes Anderson you don't have a partner so you can work with Harper
00:04:27uh I'd prefer to work alone miss
00:04:30that's okay with me
00:04:31wouldn't want to inconvenience his royal highness
00:04:33ladder on the same page
00:04:35charity girl
00:04:36well at least I'm not some pervert who's so desperate
00:04:38he has to steal kisses from strangers
00:04:41whoa you kissed her?
00:04:44I didn't kiss you on purpose
00:04:46oh yeah I'm sure
00:04:47that's enough
00:04:47I've made my decision
00:04:49you two will work together
00:04:51now seats please
00:05:05is this seat taken?
00:05:07sure you'll be safe
00:05:08since I'm such a pervert
00:05:09I apparently can't keep my hands to myself
00:05:12what you expect him to put an Hermes bag on the floor?
00:05:15that bag gets its own seat in first class
00:05:18it's got more freaking flyers than you'll ever have
00:05:33hey stay away from Anderson
00:05:37you'll never be worthy of him
00:05:39everyone seats please
00:05:45okay class
00:05:47can you please turn to page 72 of your textbooks?
00:05:51because today we are discussing molar mass
00:05:54now molar mass
00:05:56this is why I hate rich boys
00:05:58they're all the same
00:06:00they wreck everything they touch
00:06:07my pendant
00:06:12I can't lose that pendant
00:06:15I want you to have something
00:06:18no mom that's your necklace
00:06:20it's yours now
00:06:21it was my mother's before me
00:06:23and her mother's before her
00:06:25wear it
00:06:27and think of me
00:06:28I will mom
00:06:29I'll wear it every day
00:06:32where is it?
00:06:35home
00:06:37I could have put it in here
00:06:42good
00:06:42you're home
00:06:44rent just doubled starting this week
00:06:46but I already gave you everything for bond
00:06:48and first month's rent
00:06:50if you don't have the money
00:06:52we can work out a payment plan
00:06:54if you know what I mean
00:06:58I'd rather die
00:07:00that's really generous of you
00:07:01I'll get back to you on that
00:07:12I'll take this as interest
00:07:16great harvard
00:07:17now I have to somehow find somewhere else to live with no money
00:07:20survive my first day at a new school
00:07:23and on top of finding my lost necklace
00:07:27I was wearing it
00:07:29get off me creep
00:07:31that rich asshole must have taken it
00:08:02I'll take this off me
00:08:21I mean, you're not my usual type, but if you're that desperate.
00:08:26In your dreams, you arrogant asshole.
00:08:36You're going somewhere?
00:08:37I want my necklace back, thief.
00:08:40What are you talking about?
00:08:41My pendant.
00:08:42You took it this morning after you drove into me.
00:08:44Okay, get real.
00:08:46Why would I want anything you have?
00:08:48And it was barely a tap.
00:08:50I don't believe you, but I did see something very interesting on my way here.
00:08:56You missed me.
00:08:57I missed you.
00:08:58I missed you too.
00:09:03Does your best friend know you're hooking up with his girlfriend?
00:09:07It's not what it looks like.
00:09:09Really?
00:09:10How about how this looks?
00:09:13Thanks for giving me a portrait of the lip, by the way.
00:09:15It would kill Hamilton if he saw this.
00:09:20Okay.
00:09:23How much do you want to delete it?
00:09:25I don't want your money.
00:09:27I want my necklace back.
00:09:28I told you.
00:09:28I don't have it.
00:09:30Shit.
00:09:30I think he's telling the truth.
00:09:37Yeah.
00:09:38It needs $500 to delete that pic.
00:09:40I don't want your money.
00:09:43Then what do you want?
00:09:45I need somewhere to live.
00:09:48My creepy landlord just doubled my rent.
00:09:51And the way he looks at me, I just...
00:09:53I don't feel safe.
00:09:58I never gave it.
00:10:02Wait!
00:10:04If you promise to keep my secret, you can stay here.
00:10:11Deal?
00:10:17Uh, which side's mine?
00:10:19No side.
00:10:20This is where you're sleeping.
00:10:22What?
00:10:22No, I'm not living in your freaking closet.
00:10:24This isn't what we agreed to.
00:10:25I said you could stay.
00:10:27I didn't say where.
00:10:29But I'd be sleeping with your shoes.
00:10:31Yeah.
00:10:32They won't mind.
00:10:34I mind?
00:10:35Look.
00:10:36My father, total hard ass.
00:10:38There is no way he'd let you stay.
00:10:40So, he can't know about this.
00:10:42Take it or leave it.
00:10:44Who am I kidding?
00:10:45Baggers can't be choosers.
00:10:48Alright.
00:10:49We have a deal.
00:10:50Hold up.
00:10:52There will be rules.
00:10:54Oh, definitely.
00:10:55I know you spoil rich boys alike.
00:10:58One.
00:10:59Don't talk to me at school.
00:11:00We are not friends.
00:11:02Gladly.
00:11:03Three.
00:11:03Two.
00:11:04Keep your hands to yourself.
00:11:06Three.
00:11:06Same goes to you.
00:11:07No checking on my six pack.
00:11:09Four.
00:11:10No falling in love with me.
00:11:14Deal?
00:11:25I need to pack my stuff before.
00:11:33Do you have a key to my apartment?
00:11:35I'm the landlord.
00:11:36This is my property.
00:11:38Doesn't mean you can just let yourself in.
00:11:40Are you going to accept my genders offer?
00:11:43I'm leaving.
00:11:43I'll be gone in a minute.
00:11:45Hey.
00:11:46You signed the lease.
00:11:47You doubled the rent knowing I couldn't afford it.
00:11:50I'm gonna need 500 for breaking that lease.
00:11:53Let me go.
00:11:55Let me go.
00:11:55Let me go.
00:11:56500 dollars.
00:11:57Let me go.
00:11:58Or you can work it off.
00:12:03They got me!
00:12:08They got me!
00:12:10No!
00:12:10They got me!
00:12:14No!
00:12:15No!
00:12:15No!
00:12:16No!
00:12:18No!
00:12:19No!
00:12:20No!
00:12:21No!
00:12:21No!
00:12:22No!
00:12:22Stop her!
00:12:23No!
00:12:24What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:12:31You better get out of here before I knock your teeth out.
00:12:40Hey.
00:12:42Come on.
00:12:42Let's get you out of here.
00:12:47Whoa.
00:12:48Hey.
00:12:48I got you.
00:12:51I'm okay.
00:12:51I just need a moment.
00:13:00I can't believe you saved me.
00:13:02Why does she feel so good in my arms?
00:13:06God, you just can't get enough of me, can you, food stamps?
00:13:09You're gross, you know that?
00:13:14Oh, man.
00:13:16This mattress is so soft.
00:13:18It's like I'm lying on a cloud.
00:13:20You think I'm jealous of your bed?
00:13:21I've slept in way worse places than a rich boy's closet.
00:13:26That's spoiled rich young adult.
00:13:29Thanks, food stamps.
00:13:30What's so important about this pendant that you had to break an end of four anyway?
00:13:35It was my mother's.
00:13:37So, it's like a family heirloom.
00:13:39Yeah, something like that.
00:13:43Except I don't have a family anymore.
00:13:45Don't give up.
00:13:48Don't give up.
00:13:50Don't give up.
00:13:53Don't give up.
00:13:56Don't give up.
00:13:58Don't give up.
00:13:58Don't give up.
00:13:58It's gonna get better.
00:14:02Come on.
00:14:04Where's this stupid necklace?
00:14:07And it must mean a lot to her.
00:14:19Get in food stamps.
00:14:21One time off.
00:14:22Or you can relate.
00:14:25Does it have a handle or?
00:14:38I think this is the right trust fund.
00:14:42I need to find my mother's necklace.
00:14:44Give me your hands.
00:14:46Are you gonna be gross again?
00:14:49Just give me your hands.
00:14:55where was it how did you find it what is wrong with me why did i just give away the
00:15:00only leverage
00:15:01i had over her you lied to me last night you had it this whole time didn't you that's how
00:15:09she sees
00:15:09me yep that's right just wanted to see what you're prepared to do to get it back
00:15:17ah you're disgusting get off me
00:15:26that's the second time you slapped me guess who's walking to school
00:15:29enjoy being late for class food stamps come on get out shoot
00:15:37are you serious
00:15:58two thousand words on the civil war guarantee date
00:16:08keep that back
00:16:10ah selling school homework you know that's an instant expulsion for scholarship students
00:16:17shit he's going to use this against me you blab on me i'll blab on you
00:16:21usually assured destruction relax food stamps i'm not going to rat you out
00:16:27in the meantime try to be a better person
00:16:54that's seven minutes you sexy bitches
00:17:07oh my god it's trash canistan our poor little orphan moonlighting as a cleaner
00:17:15oh how precious
00:17:19toilet cleaner how appropriate
00:17:24stop
00:17:25no wait no i only have one uniform please
00:17:36no i only have one uniform please
00:17:41hello
00:17:45my mom
00:17:48whoa
00:17:49What was that?
00:17:52No, no, that must be wrong.
00:17:54Who put her name in the bowl?
00:17:55Anderson and the scholarship girl.
00:17:57Woo-hoo!
00:18:01Come on.
00:18:11What's going on?
00:18:12Is this some type of game?
00:18:13Seven minutes in heaven you've never played before?
00:18:16You get seven minutes in the dark together.
00:18:19And you've got to make them all count.
00:18:20Nudity is highly incurred.
00:18:25Damn, bro.
00:18:26Way to make those seven minutes count.
00:18:30I want to say that name.
00:18:31Show it to me now.
00:18:34Might as well get it over with.
00:18:36What's wrong?
00:18:37Too scared to play?
00:18:53Give me that.
00:18:55Yes.
00:18:58Just take it.
00:19:03Why didn't you just pick Portia?
00:19:05Since you two are already sneaking around behind Hamilton's back.
00:19:08None of your business.
00:19:09Then why pick me?
00:19:10Because you hate me.
00:19:12Plus, I knew you wouldn't get any ideas.
00:19:14You're definitely safe with me.
00:19:16I couldn't think of anything worse.
00:19:17Straight back at you.
00:19:19This is going to be the longest seven minutes of my life.
00:19:22What are we even supposed to do in here?
00:19:24We need a kiss.
00:19:29Everyone's going to know if we don't.
00:19:30Just two seconds.
00:19:32Enough to, uh, mess up your lipstick.
00:19:36And make it look good.
00:19:47This is ridiculous.
00:19:49Hey, you think I want this?
00:19:51Put that one away.
00:19:55Who even put that loser's room in the bowl?
00:20:02Dive in at first and I'll love it.
00:20:09This time let's break all my hearts for the fun of it.
00:20:13Oh, again, I'm dying.
00:20:16Oh, again, I'm dying.
00:20:17My necklace.
00:20:18Ooh.
00:20:21Oh.
00:20:21That's my boy.
00:20:23That bitch.
00:20:25I can't let her so Anderson from me.
00:20:27My hair is clean, you stupid belt buckle.
00:20:29Okay, um, hold on.
00:20:30Let me just, okay, okay, go, go, go.
00:20:33Ow, that hurts!
00:20:35Okay, let me, let me try something else.
00:20:37Ow!
00:20:39Lucky girl, Anderson's the biggest guy in school, if you know what I mean.
00:20:46Go, Andy!
00:20:48Hold still for a sec.
00:20:49I can't do anything with you thrashing around.
00:20:51I need to get out of here now.
00:20:53Just take a deep breath.
00:20:55I can't breathe.
00:20:57Try to think of something else.
00:20:59Anything else.
00:21:01Okay.
00:21:01Why did you really pick me?
00:21:04Why do you care?
00:21:05Because we're practically sleeping in the same room, so if you have a crush on me, I'd like
00:21:09to know so I can protect myself.
00:21:11Protect yourself?
00:21:12Please.
00:21:13Please.
00:21:13If anyone has a crush on anyone, it's you.
00:21:16On me.
00:21:17Oh!
00:21:18Be real.
00:21:18Oh my god, you're so full of yourself.
00:21:21I need to get out of here!
00:21:22Okay, hang on.
00:21:23Careful!
00:21:37What a little whore.
00:21:39I bet you couldn't wait to slut your way into Anderson's pants.
00:21:44I just thought what it looks like!
00:21:49Not cool, Portia.
00:21:51Anderson?
00:21:55Hurry up.
00:22:11You're home late?
00:22:13You okay?
00:22:14I'm amazing.
00:22:15I love cleaning up after-rich kids, it's my passionate life.
00:22:20I meant because of Portia.
00:22:22She went in pretty hard at the party.
00:22:25Yeah, she's a bully. That's what bullies do.
00:22:31Why do you care?
00:22:33She's right. Why do I care?
00:22:36I don't. Obviously.
00:22:40But I'd hate for you to quit before you save up enough money to, you know, move out of my
00:22:44closet.
00:22:45Trust me. No one wants that more than me.
00:22:48Hey, you know, signing up for every extracurricular club the school offers isn't going to make you prom queen.
00:22:58Oh, my God. How does he know I promised mom I'd be prom queen?
00:23:05Why would I want to be prom queen? I don't care about fashion and popularity.
00:23:11Then why sign up to every extracurricular club the school offers?
00:23:16I promised my mom I'd be prom queen, okay?
00:23:19It was important to her that I wouldn't miss out on anything and she was dying.
00:23:25So, I promise.
00:23:28Look, you don't really stand a chance, right?
00:23:32Portia, she always wins. Always.
00:23:35I have to try.
00:23:37For my mom.
00:23:41Anderson?
00:23:42Shit, it's my father.
00:23:43You wanted a scene?
00:23:44Shh. Okay, get in the closet.
00:23:46Quick, go.
00:23:46Wait, wait, wait.
00:23:52Father.
00:23:59What do you want?
00:24:01The, um, Dean's Awards are this week?
00:24:04Do you think you'll be able to make it?
00:24:06You think the business runs itself?
00:24:08I can't take time off for every little thing.
00:24:11And you shouldn't need me there to hold your hand.
00:24:14Poor Anderson.
00:24:16It's like his dad hates him.
00:24:17I don't need you there.
00:24:19It's cool.
00:24:23What was that?
00:24:25Uh, my phone.
00:24:28Must have left it in my coat pocket.
00:24:32Okay.
00:24:35Okay.
00:24:55Hi, I'm Harper, Anderson's study partner.
00:24:59We've got a big assignment together.
00:25:07You're the new scholarship student at Cavendish Hall.
00:25:10Yes, that's me.
00:25:11I don't care what you do when you're not here, but don't bring trash into my home.
00:25:17Are you for real?
00:25:18I'm not trash.
00:25:19She's not like that, father.
00:25:21My oversex son is the heir of a great fortune and a renowned name.
00:25:25And no slippery street slut is going to fuck her way into our world.
00:25:30So, you can hunk your little gold digging shovel elsewhere.
00:25:33Stop it, father.
00:25:35I'm not interested in your money.
00:25:39The mating call of every parasite everywhere.
00:25:44Don't ever let me see her here again.
00:25:47Yes, sir.
00:25:56Look, I'm sorry.
00:25:58He's a super rich dickhole who doesn't know what he's talking about.
00:26:01I can't stay here.
00:26:04Where are you going to go?
00:26:06Look, Harper, don't give him the satisfaction, okay?
00:26:09He's just a shithead money-making machine who accidentally got some woman pregnant.
00:26:14Give me a reason to stay.
00:26:17I've never met anyone like her.
00:26:20I don't want her to go.
00:26:24Um, look, it's safer than being out on the streets.
00:26:28Okay, like, I don't, I don't care what he says.
00:26:31Do you?
00:26:34All right, I'll stay.
00:26:36Because you asked so nicely.
00:26:41Besides, you can't exactly run away when you have socks, flip holes, candy food stamps.
00:26:48Has anyone ever told you you're a complete jerk?
00:26:51Hmm, once or twice.
00:26:53Come on, come get it.
00:26:55Come on, come get it.
00:26:56My shoe!
00:27:15Are you wearing perfume, Trash Canistan?
00:27:18Let me guess, scrubbing bubbles, toilet cleaner?
00:27:21I don't want any trouble.
00:27:23And I'm sick of you getting what you want around here.
00:27:25Now.
00:27:26It's about what I want.
00:27:28Whatever you say.
00:27:29Good.
00:27:31And I say, lick my feet.
00:27:35What?
00:27:36Get on your knees and lick my shoes clean, you rag.
00:27:41Why can't you just leave me alone?
00:27:43Because your pitiful poverty disgusts me.
00:27:46I don't want to share my world with people who haven't earned it.
00:27:50Well, Tuff, I am sharing your world, so if I'm so offensive to you, just don't look at me.
00:27:54I'm so...
00:27:55How dare you talk to me like that.
00:27:57You're the one who started it.
00:27:58I just want to go to class.
00:27:59Do you know how lucky you are to be at Cavendish Hall, rubbing shoulders with people who are worth ten
00:28:04of you?
00:28:06Newsflash.
00:28:07Having rich parents doesn't make you interesting or unfortunate.
00:28:10It says, the pathetic, penniless orphan.
00:28:19What?
00:28:20No.
00:28:23On your knees, rag.
00:28:35Now lick.
00:28:37Like you love it.
00:28:42Oh my god, it's my toes!
00:28:45Now lick.
00:28:48Like you love it.
00:28:54Oh my god, it's my toes!
00:29:00Sorry, Porsche.
00:29:02That's fine.
00:29:03Are you okay?
00:29:05No, of course I'm not okay.
00:29:07Is it broken?
00:29:09I don't know.
00:29:10It looks fine to me.
00:29:11Right, Nias?
00:29:12Straight.
00:29:13Wait, is that a blackhead?
00:29:15What?
00:29:16No, no, no, no.
00:29:18Have you got blackheads?
00:29:19No, shut up!
00:29:22Babe, you look great.
00:29:23You're always beautiful.
00:29:25Don't fuck up to me!
00:29:30This is your fault!
00:29:34Porsche, totally my bad, okay?
00:29:37I owe you one.
00:29:38You bet you do, Andy.
00:29:41It hurts.
00:29:43You're so pretty.
00:29:44Did Anderson Savage really just rescue me from the most popular bitch in school?
00:30:01You're not wearing any pants.
00:30:02You've got a nose for these things, food stamps.
00:30:05How am I supposed to concentrate with all of that in my face?
00:30:12You still haven't told me what you want in exchange for not turning me in for cheating.
00:30:16You, uh, really want to do this now?
00:30:18I just don't want to hang over my head.
00:30:20Aw, poor food stamps.
00:30:22Has it been playing on your mind?
00:30:24Just tell me what you want, trust fund.
00:30:30How about finish our assignment?
00:30:32I want an A.
00:30:34No, A+.
00:30:35So, make it good, okay?
00:30:40But I'm already doing our half of the assignment.
00:30:43Yeah.
00:30:44It'll be character building.
00:30:45I hate you so much.
00:30:47Really?
00:30:48I barely think about you.
00:30:49Wait.
00:30:54Before you go, why did you throw the ball at Portia today?
00:31:04Tell me the truth.
00:31:06It was a clean spike.
00:31:08Just out of ham's reach.
00:31:11It was in the complete opposite direction.
00:31:14Why'd you save me?
00:31:16Because I don't get why Portia's giving you such a hard time.
00:31:19She doesn't need to punch down.
00:31:21So I'm beneath her?
00:31:23Are you asking if I think you're beneath her?
00:31:26Sure.
00:31:27I could fight back if I wanted to.
00:31:29Portia doesn't run this school, even though she thinks she does.
00:31:33And I'll prove that when I'm named Prong Queen.
00:31:35Okay, look.
00:31:37In all seriousness, you've got...
00:31:40Hey, dude, I hope you're ready to party.
00:31:43Yes, Edison.
00:31:45It's time for you to make it up to me.
00:31:47Of course you can't know I'm living here.
00:31:49What do we do?
00:31:50What do we do?
00:31:50Take something quick.
00:31:52Okay, get in the bed.
00:31:53What do you do?
00:31:55Yeah, yeah, come on, quick.
00:31:57Get in the bed.
00:31:58What?
00:31:59Yeah.
00:32:01What are you doing?
00:32:01Oh my gosh, no.
00:32:10Dude, get a shirt on.
00:32:12It's gonna be a big night.
00:32:13And you know I like my nights big.
00:32:16I thought I was meeting you guys at the party.
00:32:18Portia figured you could be a designated driver since, you know, you all wear one.
00:32:25More than one.
00:32:25My nose, it's really sore.
00:32:28Gotta go mess up your bathroom.
00:32:34So, how are you?
00:32:38Really?
00:32:45How are you really gonna make it up to me?
00:32:51Porsche, we talked about this.
00:32:58Are you all right?
00:32:59Is there something wrong?
00:33:01Nope.
00:33:08What's under here?
00:33:16What's under here?
00:33:18Nothing.
00:33:20All good.
00:33:21Just, um, good story from volleyball practice.
00:33:27All right, we ready to get fucked up or what?
00:33:30Yeah, I'll just, uh, finish getting dressed and I'll see you guys outside in five.
00:33:34Cool.
00:33:35Porsche, let's go.
00:33:42Thank God, I nearly suffocated.
00:33:45Thanks for saving me, Anderson.
00:33:46You're the best.
00:33:47Hey, you have just as much to lose as I do if horrible Porsche finds out you've been helping
00:33:51me.
00:33:52And why does it smell like alfalfa in your bed?
00:33:55Are you a vegan or something?
00:33:56Sorry.
00:33:57Thought they changed the sheets.
00:33:59Wait, is that?
00:34:01Oh my God.
00:34:02Ew.
00:34:03Ew, ew, ew.
00:34:05Get your head out of the gutter, food stamps.
00:34:07And get our assignment done.
00:34:19That's better.
00:34:21Did you just do something nice for me, Harper Sullivan?
00:34:25No, never.
00:34:28And if I get pregnant from your sheets, I swear.
00:34:30Don't change the subject.
00:34:32You were actually nice to me for once.
00:34:38So, just let me know if there's anything else you want to do to thank me.
00:34:49Don't let him charm you, Harper Sullivan.
00:34:51You're just a speed bump on his privileged road.
00:34:55Never in my lifetime.
00:34:56Because I still hate you.
00:34:58Hate you more.
00:35:06Took all night, but I finally completed your half of our assignment.
00:35:11Better be an A-plus, food stamps.
00:35:14So, I've done all the work, and you're extorting an A-plus from me?
00:35:18A hundred percent.
00:35:21Thanks for putting it in writing, dipstick.
00:35:24Now, help me win prom queen, or this goes straight to the dean.
00:35:28Shit.
00:35:31Load on food stamps.
00:35:33You got me.
00:35:38You have to make everyone fall in love with me.
00:35:44Give me a break, food stamps.
00:35:45I'm not a miracle worker.
00:36:01You need at least half the votes to win prom queen.
00:36:04How am I supposed to do that?
00:36:05Be you?
00:36:07Or, option B, give people shit they like.
00:36:10Huh?
00:36:11And kids are easy.
00:36:12Just feed them.
00:36:23Drama kids, crame attention.
00:36:25Just take a selfie with the wannabe stars.
00:36:28Uh, hey, guys.
00:36:30Uh, I loved your performance in the last school play.
00:36:33Can I get an autograph for you guys?
00:36:43Oh my god, love it.
00:36:45Thanks, guys.
00:36:46Oh my god.
00:36:46As for jocks and cheerleaders?
00:36:54Yeah, sorry.
00:36:55No chance.
00:36:56What do you mean?
00:36:57I need their votes to win.
00:36:58Yeah, you're screwed.
00:37:01Look, the only way is to really impress these guys.
00:37:05So what do you got?
00:37:07Boobs.
00:37:10And I can be popular.
00:37:11And I got boobs.
00:37:14You got any gold medals?
00:37:16No.
00:37:16You got any scholarships?
00:37:18No.
00:37:20But, I might have something which could cause a lot of noise around here.
00:37:25And welcome back to the Cavendish-Valentine Beach Volleyball Tournament, where the only
00:37:30thing hotter than the sand is trying to stand your partner on the blue team, Harper
00:37:35and Andrew.
00:37:37So, who are we playing against?
00:37:40And on the red team, we have Portia and Hamilton.
00:37:45You're shitting me.
00:37:47I thought you were playing with me.
00:37:50That's what she said.
00:37:52It is literally what she said.
00:37:54Yo, Anderson.
00:37:55Looking good, man.
00:37:56Hey, thanks for coming, guys.
00:37:58What's wrong, Portia?
00:37:59Scared I beat you?
00:38:04I'll never be scared of something as basic and low-run as you, rag.
00:38:07Let's play, then.
00:38:10Let's go.
00:38:12Yo, what's up, guys?
00:38:13Welcome to the Cavendish Hall Volleyball Tournament.
00:38:16You guys killed me.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19My potential voters are here.
00:38:21Time to impress the hell out of them.
00:38:23You got this, okay?
00:38:36Oh, what a hit!
00:38:38Woo!
00:38:39It's it, bitch!
00:38:44Remember who you're playing against.
00:38:53Oh, and this is Spike from Anderson.
00:38:56It's cool.
00:38:57We can wait for you to call your daddy for help.
00:39:00At least I have a daddy.
00:39:02Ready?
00:39:16Woo!
00:39:18Woo!
00:39:23Woo!
00:39:25Woo!欸
00:39:28listo!
00:39:35so you can train a pig to smile what I said why is Anderson playing against me I mean us
00:39:42we've
00:39:42known each other since we were kids he's competitive and I'm hot there's no way I'm
00:39:47letting the school janitor beat me not in front of half the volleyball team oh my god you're dead
00:40:06hey you okay
00:40:10Portia that was bullshit
00:40:14get out of here lame whatever what is that
00:40:19followers are gonna hate this you got this okay come on
00:40:34oh my god oh my god is that Portia whoa babe tell us some head are you okay
00:40:46do I look okay can you help please
00:41:02great game awesome final serve my followers are going crazy for you yeah she smashed it
00:41:09hey you still thinking about running for prom queen still got two days to sign up for it
00:41:13yeah do it we'll vote for you that's like a whole team yeah taking out Porsche like that
00:41:18you're gonna be viral wow this might work after all and hey if you end up dead we'll send the
00:41:24cops to
00:41:25Porsche's house she's gone I will kill her it's just a game Porsche somebody even said she's running for
00:41:33prom queen I'm prom queen she's fucking poverty queen she probably doesn't even have an orthodontist
00:41:39who cares Anderson's my oldest friend and she's changing him she might not change you too
00:41:47Porsche you've been prom queen like every year it's starting to come off as greedy or
00:41:55or needy needy
00:41:58I was just joking I didn't mean
00:42:02why aren't you supporting me why is everything changing
00:42:08just go go I'm fine
00:42:15I'm not gonna let any bitch take all the people I love
00:42:34I'm gonna fuck you up you thrift shop charisma vacuum
00:42:42happy valentine
00:42:56for you
00:42:58hey wait did Anderson just get me a valentine
00:43:07what the fuck someone else is giving Harper a valentine
00:43:11I know she looks like a walking cox off nerd to me but she's obviously somebody's hump buddy
00:43:24yeah that'll be good for you
00:43:26it will
00:43:27that's weird he's making it sound like it's not from him
00:43:30so who's it from
00:43:32oh hey that's mine give it back
00:43:34how do you know
00:43:36had a note
00:43:36yeah who from
00:43:41don't even know
00:43:41but when I find out I'm gonna say some idiot stole it from me
00:43:50uh did you a favor
00:43:52tastes kind of weird
00:43:54typical trustful jerk
00:43:56always taking a heavy
00:44:01Anderson
00:44:04Anderson
00:44:05Anderson what
00:44:05help
00:44:10Anderson
00:44:11help
00:44:12help
00:44:13help
00:44:13shit it's drugs
00:44:16that was meant for me
00:44:19Anderson
00:44:19we got
00:44:20yep
00:44:23reminder
00:44:24all students please make your way to the awards ceremony
00:44:28the dean awards are today
00:44:29it is about to commence
00:44:30everything really needs to wake up
00:44:32oh sorry
00:44:33uh
00:44:34wake up
00:44:35Anderson
00:44:40oh my god
00:44:43I don't need you
00:44:45bricks
00:44:46you're heavy
00:44:49just fine
00:44:50wake up
00:44:51wake up
00:44:52wake up
00:44:53wake up
00:44:54wake up
00:45:04wake up
00:45:04wake up
00:45:04wake up
00:45:08oh my god
00:45:10oh my god
00:45:12oh my god
00:45:25oh my god
00:45:25I've been waiting
00:45:28I've been waiting
00:45:31I've been waiting
00:45:42No, no, we don't have time to do this really nice thing.
00:45:45Yeah, we do.
00:45:46No, no, I need to get you to the Dean Awards.
00:45:48Shit, what's going on?
00:45:51Why do I feel so drunk?
00:45:52I'll explain later.
00:45:53Okay, we need to go.
00:45:55Did you get me drunk just so you could get me in the shower?
00:45:59It's still a lot.
00:46:00Yes.
00:46:00I don't know why I didn't do it earlier, but come on, we need to get you some dry clothes
00:46:05and we need to go.
00:46:07Okay, roughly, we had a spare shirt that we lost and found.
00:46:11So, you can deal with this and I will deal with that.
00:46:17Okay, help me in.
00:46:19Yep.
00:46:20Yep, that's it.
00:46:22Good little big boy.
00:46:27Cool.
00:46:35You're not ready, Dean.
00:46:38What?
00:46:38Yeah, like, when you were kissing, now you're addressing me, but shouldn't I be addressing you?
00:46:46We don't have time for this.
00:46:48You're not going to miss out on your award because someone hates me.
00:46:52Calling Anderson Savage, please make your way to the Dean's office.
00:46:55Yeah, come, come.
00:46:56Oh, where are you?
00:46:56Oh, you're staying.
00:46:57Ah, ah, nice.
00:46:58Oh, yep.
00:47:01This is the first time our russican has not turned up.
00:47:05Okay, confident, confident.
00:47:08He's here!
00:47:09Oh, just in time, Anderson.
00:47:12A step forward, please.
00:47:15So, this is for your courage.
00:47:18Above and beyond the call of duty.
00:47:20Congratulations.
00:47:24Mr. Savage, you have made us all very proud of Cavendish Hall.
00:47:32Thank you, sir.
00:47:38He looks great.
00:47:44What did you do to earn this?
00:47:47Uh, there was a thing last year.
00:47:51Right here, actually.
00:47:53Wait.
00:47:54You saved that guy from drowning in the Ritz.
00:47:57It was all over TV.
00:47:59And your father didn't want to see you get awarded for this?
00:48:01Dude, what's his problem?
00:48:03What you did was so brave.
00:48:05Thanks.
00:48:06No, seriously.
00:48:07I'm proud of you, trust him.
00:48:10You should wear this every day.
00:48:15Are you serious?
00:48:17No.
00:48:24Wait.
00:48:26Did we shower together?
00:48:30Why?
00:48:31Don't you remember?
00:48:32Not really.
00:48:34I know you were there.
00:48:36And?
00:48:38And you were wet?
00:48:41I don't know.
00:48:42It's fuzzy.
00:48:44He's forgotten what happened.
00:48:47I put you in the shower to sober you up.
00:48:50Okay.
00:48:52I still feel like I'm missing something.
00:48:54That's because you've forgotten the most amazing kiss in the world.
00:48:57Nope.
00:48:58That's pretty much it, really.
00:49:00I'm sure you're not holding out on me food stamps.
00:49:03Why would I do that?
00:49:05I don't know.
00:49:06Maybe I did something gross, like fart in your face or burp out loud.
00:49:11No, no, no.
00:49:13You're clear on vote counts.
00:49:14I promise.
00:49:15Okay.
00:49:17Anyway, I need to go.
00:49:19Got to go find my prong dress.
00:49:21I'd offer to help, but not really my area of expertise.
00:49:25Good at taking them off.
00:49:26Not so much at buying them.
00:49:27Okay.
00:49:28Information I did not need to know.
00:49:31I'll see you later.
00:49:32Yeah.
00:49:36Hey, Harper.
00:49:41What you did today?
00:50:00Is that for prom?
00:50:00Uh, kinda.
00:50:02Yeah.
00:50:03It's cool.
00:50:05Very, very cool.
00:50:06So, it's not?
00:50:08Show me.
00:50:10Seriously?
00:50:11You're not going to show me.
00:50:12It's 20 years' bad luck.
00:50:14That's for weddings.
00:50:15Come on.
00:50:16I'll only tease you for an hour.
00:50:25I know, I know.
00:50:26It's a poop emoji.
00:50:29Yeah, no one's going to eggplant emoji that.
00:50:32I got it from a thrift store.
00:50:34I didn't see the stain until I got home, so.
00:50:37Can you, like, I don't know, wash it or something?
00:50:40I'll figure it out.
00:50:41Just don't you worry.
00:50:42You're pretty boy head about it.
00:50:44Just go.
00:50:45Go.
00:50:47No.
00:50:52Mom, you need to rest.
00:50:54No.
00:50:55This is important.
00:50:56I don't want you to miss out on anything, because I'm gone.
00:50:59Mom, don't let my death be the thing that limits your life.
00:51:06Okay.
00:51:07Okay, Mom.
00:51:08Cavendish, Harvard, Home Queen.
00:51:10I'll do it all.
00:51:11I'll do it all for you.
00:51:19Mom.
00:51:21Mom.
00:51:24Mom.
00:51:24Mom.
00:51:25Mom.
00:51:28Mom.
00:51:28Mom.
00:51:31I'm so screwed.
00:51:32I have nothing to wear to prom.
00:51:40Hey.
00:51:42I need you to do something for me.
00:51:47Note to self.
00:51:49Next time, have rich parents.
00:51:54Correction, Harper.
00:51:56Have parents.
00:52:01Food stamps.
00:52:02You need to come with me.
00:52:04I can't.
00:52:05Prom's only four hours away.
00:52:06I have to make this work.
00:52:07Harper.
00:52:08Trust me.
00:52:10Okay?
00:52:11Okay?
00:52:24Don't worry.
00:52:25My dad's away in a business trip.
00:52:27Is Taylor Swift coming?
00:52:30Yes.
00:52:31T-Swizzle is coming to prom.
00:52:33The boss stylist, Gavin, is a family friend.
00:52:36Him and his team are gonna create some serious magic.
00:52:41What?
00:52:41Anderson, no.
00:52:42This is way too much.
00:52:43Look.
00:52:43Do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:52:45Of course, I want to be prom queen, but not like, not like this.
00:52:49Why not?
00:52:50Because I can't afford it.
00:52:52Okay?
00:52:53I spent all my wages on this stupid, sane dress.
00:52:57I know.
00:52:58Which is why this one's on me.
00:52:59Okay?
00:53:02Why are you doing this for me?
00:53:04Because I want you to have the best.
00:53:07Doesn't matter.
00:53:08Just enjoy it.
00:53:10Okay?
00:53:10Everyone, this is Harper.
00:53:13She wants you all to know that she's losing her tiny little mind right now.
00:53:18Just say yes, Harper.
00:53:21But we hate each other.
00:53:22We sure do.
00:53:23You kicked me out of your car.
00:53:25You blackmailed me into letting me live here.
00:53:27And you made me live in your closet.
00:53:28Then, yesterday, you saved me with the Dean's Award.
00:53:31So every favor has a price.
00:53:33Is that it?
00:53:34Hey, I'm just getting in early before you demand something massive.
00:53:38You know, like my car.
00:53:45All right.
00:53:46I'll do it.
00:53:47Great.
00:53:48Gav, she's all yours.
00:53:50I'll be back later to pick you up for prom.
00:53:56Be gentle on me, Emma.
00:53:57Make of a virgin.
00:53:59Even better.
00:54:01This will be fun.
00:54:03Okay.
00:54:04Sit.
00:54:05Let's go.
00:54:06Color.
00:54:07Yes.
00:54:07Black.
00:54:08Funeral.
00:54:10Oh.
00:54:10Got good at this.
00:54:13Oh.
00:54:14Fun trap.
00:54:14Catch.
00:54:15It's okay.
00:54:16We'll get there.
00:54:17Yes.
00:54:19Yes.
00:54:20Sparkle.
00:54:22Oh, pretty.
00:54:23Go.
00:54:23Come on.
00:54:29No.
00:54:31Mm.
00:54:32No.
00:54:33It's getting close.
00:54:38I am amazing.
00:54:40You really did it this time.
00:54:42Are you ready to go?
00:54:50Man, she's going to look so beautiful in these.
00:54:53If she'll accept them.
00:54:54She's already freaking out about getting made over.
00:54:59Don't, Hamilton.
00:55:01Need to be with you.
00:55:02What?
00:55:02Tonight's our night.
00:55:04Man, Hamilton is going to be so messed up.
00:55:09Shit.
00:55:13Sorry.
00:55:14Got an issue.
00:55:15Uber out front will take you to prom.
00:55:17Oh.
00:55:18I hope he's okay.
00:55:19Okay, girl.
00:55:20Looks like you're doing this alone.
00:55:35Will he think I'm pretty?
00:55:37Is this what he usually goes for?
00:55:43Wow.
00:55:44It's like a dream.
00:55:47It's like a dream.
00:55:57Where is Anderson?
00:55:59He should have come running.
00:56:00How humiliating if he doesn't come.
00:56:03Waiting for something?
00:56:06We need to talk.
00:56:08Seriously.
00:56:09Hamilton, I told you.
00:56:11It's not working out.
00:56:12So who's it working out for then?
00:56:14Who are you dressed up for?
00:56:18Am I really doing this?
00:56:20What if Portia is right
00:56:22and I really don't belong here?
00:56:23They're all rich and elite
00:56:25and I'm just
00:56:26me.
00:56:28Shit, I can't do it.
00:56:31Forgot to say, Carper.
00:56:32Do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:56:34Risk everything
00:56:35or walk away
00:56:36and break your promise to your mom.
00:56:50Oh my god.
00:56:52Is that charity girl Harper?
00:56:54That dress is fire.
00:56:57She looks so hot.
00:57:00How can a bigger like her
00:57:02afford that dress?
00:57:19Finally, he's coming for me.
00:57:25Hey, food stamps.
00:57:27You look amazing.
00:57:31You don't look half bad yourself,
00:57:33trust fund.
00:57:37Um, yeah?
00:57:48Are you fucking kidding me?
00:57:50Welcome seniors to your prom.
00:57:53Tonight
00:57:53is for making lasting memories.
00:57:57Appreciating each other
00:57:58and cementing friendships
00:58:00that will support you
00:58:01for life.
00:58:03Everyone take your partners
00:58:05for the first dance.
00:58:07That pig-eyed bitch.
00:58:10So,
00:58:11before the whole queue of jocks line up,
00:58:13how about it, food stamps?
00:58:15You're joking.
00:58:16I'm not.
00:58:19Harper,
00:58:20you're the most beautiful girl here.
00:58:23Obviously,
00:58:24because of me.
00:58:25I mean,
00:58:25I chose the dress
00:58:26and I'd say
00:58:27they got a pretty flawless taste.
00:58:29So,
00:58:30how about it, food stamps?
00:58:32Are we going to dance
00:58:33or what?
00:58:35I so want to
00:58:36more than anything.
00:58:38But,
00:58:39can I trust this?
00:58:41Yes.
00:58:42Yes.
00:58:44Yes.
00:58:45Yes.
00:58:45Yes.
00:58:46Yes.
00:58:46Yes.
00:58:47Yes.
00:58:51Okay.
00:58:52Put your hands here.
00:58:58Hey,
00:58:59not bad,
00:58:59food stamps.
00:59:00Yes.
00:59:02Yes.
00:59:10You're welcome.
00:59:11Yes.
00:59:17Yes.
00:59:17Yes.
00:59:19That's all.
00:59:19Yes.
00:59:20Yes.
00:59:22No.
00:59:26Yes.
00:59:29Yes.
00:59:29Finally,
00:59:38It's time to announce a prom king and queen.
00:59:41Horsha Leon, a queen for many years, thank you for your service.
00:59:46But tonight's new prom queen and king is Harper Sullivan and Anderson Savage.
01:00:01Be cool, Portia.
01:00:02What is happening? That crown is mine.
01:00:05I broke up with Hamilton so you and I could win and be together.
01:00:08Look, I didn't tell Hamilton about you coming on to me because he's my buddy.
01:00:12But if you act like a dick tonight, I'll tell him you were trying it on the whole time you
01:00:16were with him.
01:00:17Wait, Anderson and Portia were never together?
01:00:22This isn't real. This isn't happening.
01:00:25It is.
01:00:26Don't deal with it.
01:00:28Sorry, Portia.
01:00:29I gotta go be king.
01:00:36Sorry, Portia.
01:00:46A new king and queen.
01:00:52Well done for the steps.
01:00:59I did it, Mom.
01:01:01Just like we promised.
01:01:04I'm prom queen.
01:01:06It's true.
01:01:08Portia broke up with Hamilton to get with Anderson.
01:01:12I always thought Anderson was really to her.
01:01:16Friends and lovers, right?
01:01:20It's you, Portia.
01:01:22Congratulations.
01:01:24I probably shouldn't say, but I heard one of the judges say that Anderson gave them a ton of money
01:01:31so you could win.
01:01:32I don't believe you make sense to me and me.
01:01:36Hey, Myers. Any idea why Anderson would do that?
01:01:40Sex. Lots of.
01:01:43There you go. If the Mayas know, then everyone knows.
01:01:49I have to go tell the principal what you did to get the crown.
01:01:52I wouldn't do that if I were you.
01:01:54I wouldn't do that if I were you.
01:01:55You're going to make a fool of yourself.
01:01:57There's no way you beat me.
01:01:58Not in a million years.
01:01:59Portia, has it ever occurred to you that everyone is just so sick of pretending to like you?
01:02:05A spoiled baby who bullies everyone because she isn't smart enough to get what she wants any other way.
01:02:10You know the truth, witch.
01:02:12You're nothing.
01:02:13You're like a chicken nugget on a table of caviar.
01:02:18You're trash.
01:02:19A handicapped parking space that Anderson pulled into for five minutes because I was busy with Hamilton.
01:02:26Oh, so you're no longer with Hamilton?
01:02:28That's right.
01:02:29So there's nothing stopping you and Anderson being together?
01:02:33Now you're getting it.
01:02:35And yet, Anderson would rather be with trashy, chicken nugget car parking than whatever this is.
01:02:43Ouch.
01:02:44That is a good point.
01:02:49Don't worry, Portia.
01:02:51Your type is going straight to non-recyclable.
01:03:17Are you okay?
01:03:19I think so.
01:03:23What did you just do?
01:03:25You tripped on her hem.
01:03:26I mean, I tried to grab her, but...
01:03:28Bullshit.
01:03:29No, you better get out of here.
01:03:30Before I do something, I regret.
01:03:32What, like not respond when I tell you how I feel?
01:03:35You fucking dropped that chocolate.
01:03:37I have no idea what you're talking about.
01:03:40Anderson, how do we go from hanging out all the time to this?
01:03:43I don't know.
01:03:44The sooner you're in the rear view, the better the road head looks.
01:03:47Fuck you!
01:03:48What a bunch of lies.
01:03:51Hey, how's your ankle?
01:03:52You okay?
01:03:53It's okay.
01:03:53It's okay.
01:03:54I'm okay.
01:03:57You're not okay.
01:04:00I got you.
01:04:03You okay?
01:04:04I will be.
01:04:06Okay.
01:04:07Now, don't go anywhere.
01:04:11I'm going to take your shoes off, okay?
01:04:13Yeah.
01:04:14Is it bad?
01:04:15Yeah.
01:04:15It's going to need some strapping.
01:04:20Can we talk?
01:04:21If it's about my medical qualifications, it's okay.
01:04:25I have none.
01:04:28I just, I heard Portia say that she broke up at Hamilton to be with you.
01:04:35That's why I couldn't drive you to prom.
01:04:37You went to see Portia?
01:04:39Hamilton.
01:04:40Well, her check.
01:04:42He kind of saw it coming.
01:04:44Poor guy.
01:04:45I don't understand.
01:04:47Why are you sitting here fixing my ankle when Portia's free?
01:04:51It's like she's in love with you.
01:04:52I don't love her.
01:04:54Portia and I, we were never together.
01:04:56What you saw that first day of school was Portia just being a brat.
01:05:01She always wants what she can't have, and I'd never do that to Hamilton.
01:05:06Why didn't you just say that?
01:05:08Why didn't you just tell me Portia doped your chocolate?
01:05:10Because I had to be sure.
01:05:12Like you had to be sure I wasn't sneaking around with Portia?
01:05:15Let's face it.
01:05:16You never would have believed me.
01:05:17I'm just a spoiled rich kid, right?
01:05:21Maybe I was wrong about that.
01:05:25About a lot of things.
01:05:32Maybe it's time to make things right.
01:05:38I got you something.
01:05:46I thought I would go with your dress.
01:05:51They're so lovely.
01:05:53Let me put them on.
01:05:56No, no, no.
01:05:57You've already been too generous.
01:05:59It's easy for me to be generous food stamps.
01:06:01I have a trust fund, remember?
01:06:11Oh, beautiful.
01:06:13They are beautiful.
01:06:17I wasn't talking about the earrings.
01:06:20How's your ankle?
01:06:22Better.
01:06:24We won't be doing a king and queen dance, though.
01:06:27Says who?
01:06:30Really?
01:06:31Come on.
01:06:36Okay.
01:06:38Put your feet on mine.
01:06:43Okay.
01:06:53Is this real?
01:06:55Is this really happening?
01:06:57I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:06:59I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:06:59I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:07:00I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:07:03I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:07:08I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:07:11I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:07:13I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:07:15I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:07:17I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:07:18I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:07:19I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:07:19I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:07:20I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:07:20I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:07:20I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:07:21I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:07:23I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:07:26I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:07:31I'm sorry.
01:07:34You gotta do the lace at the back.
01:08:12I know they went this way.
01:08:14Edison has to listen to me.
01:08:15I broke up with Hamilton for him.
01:08:18Once he realizes what a gold digger that jit-rag orphan is,
01:08:22he'll see she isn't worthy of him.
01:08:25He'll see that.
01:08:28How could he choose that loser over me?
01:08:33Now it really is time to take the trash out.
01:08:45Um.
01:08:49If you're worried about us being seen together,
01:08:51we don't need to hang.
01:08:53What?
01:08:55You're sick of me already?
01:08:59Hey, you're mine.
01:09:02But your dad still hates me.
01:09:05Yep.
01:09:06And you know what?
01:09:08He can go fuck himself.
01:09:10In fact, I hope he hurts his back while doing it.
01:09:16Come on.
01:09:21I want to be finished printing.
01:09:24Oh my god.
01:09:25It looks amazing.
01:09:27This is so good news for us.
01:09:30And bad news for that evil witch.
01:09:33You know, I really do think Harper is a witch.
01:09:35I think she probably slept like Eye of Newt in Ernestine's coffee.
01:09:39And Eye of Penis into his mouth.
01:09:41Oh, the slut.
01:09:43Sucking her way to the top.
01:09:45This is going to finish her once and for all.
01:09:58No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:10:00This can't be happening.
01:10:02No.
01:10:06Give us a smile.
01:10:08Or, you know, a sickly grin if that's all you can manage.
01:10:12You did this?
01:10:14No.
01:10:14You did the crime, remember?
01:10:18Why are you doing this to me?
01:10:19Well, you told the truth about me in the bathroom at prom, so I'm telling the truth about you.
01:10:24It's only fair that Ernestine knows what you do to your boyfriends.
01:10:27You're horrible.
01:10:28And you're a thief.
01:10:30So, I take my jewelry and guess what?
01:10:33Half of it's missing.
01:10:35What?
01:10:35No, no, you're a liar.
01:10:37You're finished here, Rag.
01:10:38If you hurry, you might be able to clean out your locker before the police arrive.
01:10:42What the hell is this?
01:10:44This is someone who stole her ex's $15,000 gold watch and my jewelry.
01:10:51Is this true?
01:10:53You have a police record?
01:10:56That's not true.
01:10:57I would never steal from anyone.
01:10:59Too funny.
01:11:00Why don't you just be honest and get it off her tiny little chest?
01:11:04I feel bad, right?
01:11:13Tell me.
01:11:15There was this guy friend at my last school and he's the reason I don't trust rich kids.
01:11:22He lied to the cops about me stealing his watch because I wouldn't go out with him.
01:11:27What?
01:11:28To punish you?
01:11:30He knew I couldn't afford a lawyer to defend myself.
01:11:33You believe me, don't you?
01:11:36Harper.
01:11:37Don't answer that, son.
01:11:39Father?
01:11:40What are you doing here?
01:11:41Parsha called me.
01:11:43This girl's made enough of a fool out of you.
01:11:45I want to see you caught up in whatever other crimes she's committed.
01:11:49Mrs. Savage, I didn't steal from anyone, I promise you.
01:11:52Having this call gives people like you a chance to be better and it always backfires.
01:11:58That's not fair.
01:12:00You don't know her.
01:12:02As president of the parents' committee, I'm going to do everything I can to have your scholarship revoked and have
01:12:08you expelled.
01:12:09In fact, I'm going to cancel the scholarship program forever.
01:12:13What?
01:12:15Harper.
01:12:18Your dad's right, Anderson.
01:12:20Even if you don't care about me, I still care about you.
01:12:24Please, don't let her drag you down any further.
01:12:26Exactly.
01:12:27Let's just get things back to normal.
01:12:33Harper.
01:12:37Jesus, she's gone.
01:12:42Come on.
01:12:47Come on, pick up, please, Harper.
01:12:49Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
01:13:03Come on.
01:13:11Call Harper.
01:13:13I'd be happier than now.
01:13:22Call Hamilton.
01:13:28Hey.
01:13:30Hey, some shit's going down.
01:13:32Dude, look.
01:13:33Harper's runoff.
01:13:34I'm looking for her, but she's blocking my calls.
01:13:37I need you to call her.
01:13:38Hopefully, she'll pick up for you.
01:13:40Please, ma'am.
01:13:40I don't know, ma'am.
01:13:42This seems like it's between you and Harper.
01:13:45Look, Hamilton, I'm the last person she wants to see right now.
01:13:48If you don't help me, she's going to disappear forever, and I'll never see her again.
01:13:52You've got to help me, ma'am.
01:13:53Please.
01:13:56Harper.
01:13:58Hey.
01:14:00Thanks for agreeing to talk to me.
01:14:02Why do you suddenly care?
01:14:04Apologize to her.
01:14:06Do it now.
01:14:07I stood by and let Portia do some shitty things.
01:14:11I'm sorry about that.
01:14:14It's fine.
01:14:15It doesn't matter.
01:14:16None of it does.
01:14:17It's over now.
01:14:18Ask her if she's going to let Portia run her out of town.
01:14:22Are you really going to let Portia run you out of town?
01:14:25She's right.
01:14:27I don't belong here.
01:14:29People like her just know everything's going to be okay.
01:14:34Hasn't she ever felt that way before?
01:14:36Haven't you ever felt that way?
01:14:39Yeah, I guess.
01:14:41With Anderson.
01:14:44Even though we pretended we hated each other most of the time, it just felt safe with it.
01:14:49Ask her if she's really going to let Portia take that away from her.
01:14:55Are you really going to let Portia take that away from you?
01:15:03It was a $15,000 Breitling watch.
01:15:07You wore a men's watch.
01:15:09Brent gave me the watch because he wanted me to go out with him.
01:15:15And when I didn't go out with him, he told the police that I stole it.
01:15:21And I couldn't prove that he was lying.
01:15:24Let's see it for Miss Leon.
01:15:26Thank you, sir.
01:15:27Well, we often leave our lockers unlocked because, well, no one needs to steal anything.
01:15:33I took my jewelry off for Jim.
01:15:35And then I found it stolen.
01:15:36And the Maya...
01:15:37Sorry.
01:15:38Maya and Maya said that they saw Harper going through my locker.
01:15:43Normally I would say this is Miss Leon's word against yours.
01:15:46But it's not.
01:15:48It's the police's word.
01:15:50Another young man's word.
01:15:52And Miss Leon's word against yours.
01:15:55Unless you have other evidence.
01:15:58Not evidence.
01:15:59But I worked so hard for this.
01:16:04Why would I risk everything to take some jewelry?
01:16:07It doesn't make any sense.
01:16:08You people like you always want what they can't have.
01:16:12Is that all you have to say, Harper?
01:16:15Well, in that case, I have to cancel your scholarship.
01:16:19And report this to the police.
01:16:23No.
01:16:25Stop.
01:16:27You all will need to see this.
01:16:29You all will need to see this.
01:16:32I have a sworn statement from Brent Mitchell saying that he lied about Harper stealing the watch.
01:16:39He gave it to her to make her like him.
01:16:41When she rejected him, he lied to the police to punish her.
01:16:46For God's sake, Anderson.
01:16:47What you got over you?
01:16:48Have some dignity.
01:16:55Here is all of Portia's stolen jewelry.
01:17:01Oh, my God.
01:17:03You found it.
01:17:04Oh, thank you.
01:17:06Yeah, I found it in your bedside table.
01:17:10Is this true?
01:17:13I was doing everyone a favor.
01:17:15She'll never be one of us.
01:17:16Why can't you all see what a filthy little slut she is?
01:17:19She plays the victim, so we all feel sorry for her.
01:17:22We've heard more than enough from you, Miss Leon.
01:17:26Now, Miss Sullivan, what to make of all of this?
01:17:32Your accusers say, oh, you're a very sincere apology.
01:17:36Your scholarship is safe.
01:17:38And I'm going to write you a personal letter of commendation to Harvard to help make up for this.
01:17:43Thank you, Dean Matthews and Anderson.
01:17:48Now, Miss Leon, what to do with you?
01:17:52Please don't expel me.
01:17:53My parents will kill me.
01:17:58I don't know how to thank you, but you fixed everything.
01:18:02Harper, the way I feel about you...
01:18:04You think you've won, don't you?
01:18:06But you haven't.
01:18:07Not by a long shot.
01:18:10You might think you're in love, but this will not work.
01:18:13You won't come to realize that.
01:18:15She's not like us.
01:18:16No, it's deeper than that.
01:18:17You'll always feel secure, and she never will.
01:18:20You'll end up thinking she's a neurotic mess.
01:18:23Because you're such a great role model.
01:18:25Four wives, all gone.
01:18:27Harper is the most amazing, smartest, most determined person I've ever met.
01:18:33Anderson, drop her.
01:18:35If you make me choose, I'll choose her over you, every time.
01:18:39Anderson.
01:18:40You don't mean that.
01:18:41Listen clearly.
01:18:42If you want me to stay in your life, you accept Harper, or I'm gone.
01:18:49I hope he's right about you.
01:18:51Because every woman I've ever met is in it for the money.
01:18:55With all due respect, I don't really care what you think.
01:19:05Anderson, what did you just do?
01:19:08I stood up for my girl.
01:19:11So I'm your girl?
01:19:12So I'm your girl?
01:19:14Well, that depends.
01:19:18Do you want to be my girl?
01:19:21I don't know.
01:19:22What's that job entail?
01:19:24It's a full-time job, food stamps.
01:19:28And we'll probably do a lot of this.
01:19:34And I'll probably say things like, I love you, Harper.
01:19:39I've never met anyone like you.
01:19:41Well, I don't want to rush into anything, but...
01:19:44I think I could handle all that.
01:19:48And I'll make you feel safe every day of your life.
01:19:53I love you so much, Anderson Savage.
01:19:57I love you, Harper Sullivan.
01:20:08I love you, Harper Sullivan.
01:20:22Miss Sullivan.
01:20:26What's this?
01:20:26Maybe some further questions from Harvard.
01:20:28They had some from me, too.
01:20:30Oh, shit.
01:20:31Sorry, Dean.
01:20:38Food stamps.
01:20:38Just open it.
01:20:49It's my confirmation.
01:20:50I'm in.
01:20:51I'm definitely in.
01:20:52Oh, my God.
01:20:56I don't mean to steal your thunder, but...
01:20:59I got an early offer, too.
01:21:02Looks like we'll both be going to Harvard next year.
01:21:04Can't get rid of me that easily, food stamps.
01:21:07Guess I'm going to have to try harder, then.
01:21:10It's perfect.
01:21:11Everything's perfect.
01:21:19Hey.
01:21:20Your mom would be really proud of you.
01:21:23You know that, right?
01:21:25I do.
01:21:29The time, I think about what it'd be like.
01:21:36The days are hard enough I can't imagine.
01:21:40I can't, can't imagine.
01:21:42I can't, can't imagine the night.
01:21:45The time, I think about what it'd be like.
01:21:51You
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