00:09Yeah, good evening.
00:11I'm a lot alone on tour and there you get actually un-moralistic offers.
00:18And I don't understand why you say that he made me a un-moralistic offer,
00:25because most people just want to do it.
00:30And that's not illegal.
00:34I must say, I had a bit more expected,
00:37as the colleagues told me that I would have un-moralistic offers.
00:42I thought that at the end of the show,
00:46if someone would come and say,
00:51Psst, do you want an Atom-U-Boot to buy?
00:56Or if someone would say,
00:58hey, I give you this button,
01:01and every time when you press the button,
01:04you get 10.000 €.
01:06I'll shoot every single one of them.
01:11That would be in my world a un-moralistic offer.
01:15Instead, it's always just so-moralistic things like,
01:19do you want to come to my hotel room?
01:22I've been very often with,
01:24always was a surprise.
01:28Yeah.
01:36The thing is,
01:37they don't really go to the hotel room,
01:40but in the hotel room,
01:43and then in me.
01:46But I wanted to tell you
01:49about the un-moralistic offers,
01:51which I already received on tour.
01:54It were two,
01:55and both times came from Pärchen.
01:59One time came a Pärchen to me
02:01and told me,
02:03they told me,
02:04they told me,
02:04that they had for their Celebrity-Crush
02:08a sogenannte Freifahrt-Schein.
02:12If you're just so verwirrt as me,
02:15a Celebrity-Crush is a person,
02:17which you find attractive,
02:19because you don't know them.
02:20And a sogenannte Freifahrt-Schein,
02:23that's a concept,
02:24that's a concept that
02:25monogamy people thought about it.
02:27And that means,
02:29that you can sometimes
02:30with someone else
02:31sleep,
02:32but you're still monogamy.
02:35That's a very exciting thing,
02:37I find it.
02:38I find it also funny,
02:39if that would be controlled.
02:42If you were to take a picture,
02:43you're in a bed,
02:44and suddenly,
02:45you're in a room,
02:45and you're in a room,
02:46and you're in a room,
02:46and you're in a room,
02:46and you're in a room,
02:47and you're in a room,
02:52and you're going to put it
03:02well,
03:03and I don't ask the
03:04ebook of a
03:05description.
03:05Archite yeah,
03:06You're in the room,
03:08and I have no help.
03:09I should do this in a room,
03:15you'd want to pay it
03:19And the woman said to me that my celebrity crush is Ryan Gosling and the celebrity crush of my husband
03:30is you.
03:32And I find it weird how unfair this is.
03:37The good guy let's go completely over the table.
03:41Because Ryan Gosling is not here.
03:45But I am here.
03:48And I think she has a little bit of a sense of how she saw my desire to sleep with
03:53her husband.
03:55She was like a little cat who will show you what she has for a mouse.
04:00And I was like...
04:03And the second un-moralical thing came to my show.
04:08And they said, we talked about it and we could both have a 3er with you.
04:15And I said, aha.
04:18And then she said, we would do this in echt.
04:22All both of them.
04:24As if it was a democratic party.
04:28As if I said, okay, you are the Mehrheit.
04:32And then there was a moment.
04:35And then they went away.
04:37And in the meantime, I wish I had to do this,
04:41that I would have moderated this situation.
04:43But I was really surprised.
04:46I thought, shit.
04:48Now I have to deal with both of them.
04:50And I have to find out, if I want something to do with them.
04:53That's already at one person.
04:56But with two people,
04:59there is a lot of risk,
05:01that you have at least one of them not seen.
05:05Hey, what do I do then?
05:07I can say,
05:09I would also like a 3er with a 3er.
05:12But only with you.
05:16How are you on the type?
05:19We both are looking for a 3er.
05:23What's your name?
05:25I forgot a bad name.
05:26Sorry.
05:27I'll search out.
05:28How would that be?
05:30But I must say,
05:32I don't know if that's a good sign,
05:35that I'm a bit from Pärchen,
05:38because actually,
05:41my Attractivity is in such a way,
05:44where two people are at the same time,
05:48that their partner will not with me
05:51.
05:55Helene Bockhorst!
05:57.
05:58.
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