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Yes, Chef!
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00:00:16Chef Fabian Laurent. I haven't seen him since I was a teenager.
00:00:22What the fuck were you doing loitering me at my restaurant?
00:00:26I'm April Goodspeed, Chef. Your sister sent me here for an interview today.
00:00:32What? You're April?
00:00:35Yes, Chef.
00:00:41Give me your hand.
00:00:47Is this really the same little girl from my sister's bakery?
00:00:51Don't move.
00:00:58You look different.
00:01:01Yeah, so do you.
00:01:06Why are you looking at me like that?
00:01:11Ow! God, what the hell?
00:01:18You think that hurts? How do you expect to work in a kitchen?
00:01:22I can handle the pain, Chef.
00:01:25Yeah, I saw.
00:01:27Anyway, you're wasting your time. You would never last here.
00:01:31No. No, I know how to cook, Chef. Here, look at my resume.
00:01:45So you work at a few places with stars. So what, Kit?
00:01:49Just... just give me a chance.
00:01:51Okay, that's all I'm asking. I'll do anything.
00:01:54I don't know what my sister told you, but this place will break you.
00:01:57And I don't have time to clean up the fucking pieces.
00:01:59Just one chance, Chef. That's all I'm asking.
00:02:05Get your shit and go, Kit.
00:02:07Stop calling me that! I'm not a fucking kid anymore!
00:02:11You know your sister told me that you turned into a fucking asshole, but I didn't want to believe it.
00:02:188 a.m. tomorrow. You got one chance, Kit.
00:02:32Hi, are my results in?
00:02:34Yes, Miss Godspeed. I'm so sorry, but you'll need to come in so we can discuss options.
00:02:48As most of you know, the rules in my kitchen are simple. Everyone gets three strikes. On your third, you're
00:02:53out on your fucking ass.
00:02:55Heard!
00:02:55Yes, Chef!
00:02:56Yes, Chef.
00:02:57Heard!
00:02:58Yes, Chef!
00:02:59I expect total perfection. No excuses. This is the only thing I care about. If you fuck up my world,
00:03:04you are gone.
00:03:06Heard!
00:03:06Yes, Chef!
00:03:07At the end of the month, I will be choosing a new sous chef. I only hire the best. I
00:03:11will choose the best.
00:03:15Heard!
00:03:16Take a shot. Get to work. Let's fucking go.
00:03:25The cancer's come back.
00:03:29The good news is we caught it early this time, and there's still hope for you, of course.
00:03:33What can I do?
00:03:36There's a new pill.
00:03:39It's experimental.
00:03:42Very expensive.
00:03:44But it's your only option at the moment.
00:03:50How expensive.
00:03:52Hey!
00:03:56Are you fucking listening to me, kid?
00:03:58Yes, Chef.
00:03:59Do not think I will treat you different because you know my fucking sister.
00:04:04No one gets special treatment here.
00:04:06No one.
00:04:07You prove yourself every inch of the fucking way.
00:04:10Heard?
00:04:12Yes, Chef.
00:04:14Chef.
00:04:17Fucking what do you want?
00:04:19Who's this?
00:04:22Our nostalgia.
00:04:27Hmm.
00:04:29A little pretty for a cook now.
00:04:31Huh?
00:04:33I bet you don't last your two days.
00:04:43I bet you don't last your two days.
00:04:45Oh my God!
00:04:47You're going to get very familiar with this kid.
00:04:55Who's the new bitch?
00:04:57I have no idea.
00:04:58But she's gotta go.
00:05:06The sauce is ready.
00:05:31Maybe he's not as bad as I thought.
00:05:33Clean up your fucking mess.
00:05:42Death strike one.
00:05:44Come with me.
00:05:53I can't wear that in my kitchen.
00:05:54Take it off.
00:06:06Holy shit.
00:06:08Yes, please.
00:06:15Why are you looking at me like that?
00:06:19I...
00:06:20I...
00:06:21I just didn't realize.
00:06:24Never mind.
00:06:26Canard Coco Rose.
00:06:28My first award winning dish.
00:06:29I thought of it at my mother's funeral.
00:06:30It was her favorite flower.
00:06:32We are all pirates.
00:06:34Where I'm fucking from.
00:06:35What I do and what I've done.
00:06:37How I live.
00:06:39Everything that you fucking see around you is who I am.
00:06:45Do not fuck with my world.
00:07:10Do not fuck with my world.
00:07:13Is my roommate...
00:07:16Is my wife.
00:07:18Is my wife.
00:07:19Is my wife.
00:07:21Is my wife.
00:07:32I guess...
00:07:36Is my wife.
00:07:38Is my wife.
00:07:40Are you going to be pretty?
00:07:56Chef, I deserve a chance.
00:07:58Maybe you're the potato girl now.
00:08:00I am better than peeling fucking potatoes, and you know that.
00:08:11Is that right?
00:08:12Yes, that's right.
00:08:15We'll see.
00:08:16You have five minutes to make me the best omelet I've ever had.
00:08:25We'll fucking get going.
00:08:37I need your station, Chef.
00:08:42Behind.
00:09:16Ten seconds.
00:09:19Nine.
00:09:20Eight.
00:09:21Seven.
00:09:23Six.
00:09:25Five.
00:09:26Four.
00:09:28Three.
00:09:30Two.
00:09:42What the fuck is this?
00:09:43Are those potato chips?
00:09:58How is it?
00:10:03This is not an omelet.
00:10:06It doesn't fucking matter how it tastes.
00:10:08You know it's good.
00:10:10You just don't want to admit it.
00:10:11I wouldn't feed it to a dog.
00:10:14God, you really are just an asshole, aren't you?
00:10:18The only reason you are fucking here is because you know my sister.
00:10:21You are a shit crook.
00:10:29Oh my god.
00:10:30Chef, I'm...
00:10:31Strike two.
00:10:31Get the fuck out of my...
00:10:32I am so sorry, Chef.
00:10:34I...
00:10:34It out.
00:10:35I'm so sorry.
00:10:37I'm so sorry.
00:10:37I'm so sorry.
00:10:43I...
00:10:44...
00:10:55I...
00:11:13What are you doing here?
00:11:15You said you were leaving.
00:11:16Is that how you talk to your fiancé?
00:11:19This is my apartment.
00:11:21I'm not going nowhere.
00:11:23You are a cheating, lying, druggie piece of shit.
00:11:29You said I could stay the rest of the month.
00:11:33Well, you can.
00:11:35With me, babe.
00:11:50Where the fuck are you going?
00:11:51I am not staying here with you.
00:12:01What?
00:12:02What the stupid chef she ate for?
00:12:05Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:12:08You shouldn't be working anyway.
00:12:10You're not well.
00:12:12I want to take it all on me.
00:12:14Come on, baby.
00:12:17When are we going to get married?
00:12:19It's the only way to get your inheritance.
00:12:24Money is for my future children.
00:12:27I couldn't get it even if I wanted to.
00:12:35We can fake the pregnancy.
00:12:38It'll be easy.
00:12:41Hey.
00:12:45Hey, don't be stupid.
00:12:49You're sick.
00:12:51Who the fuck is going to want you?
00:12:57I will never marry you.
00:13:50Just fire her, Fabian, before it's too late.
00:13:57I'm up.
00:13:58I'm up.
00:13:59Do you have any idea how many health code violations you just broke?
00:14:02I'm sorry, Chef.
00:14:04I just...
00:14:06I don't have a place to stay right now.
00:14:09Look, I don't give a flying fuck about your pers-
00:14:22What the fuck is this?
00:14:26It's nothing, Chef.
00:14:29My ex, he...
00:14:34It's nothing.
00:14:35He hit her?
00:14:37That bastard hit her.
00:14:41Where does he live?
00:14:42No.
00:14:43No, Chef.
00:14:44I don't need your help.
00:14:45Don't worry.
00:14:46I'll find out.
00:14:46No!
00:14:47Stop!
00:14:47I can handle myself.
00:14:48I don't know.
00:14:49I don't need to...
00:14:51Help.
00:14:52Abram?
00:14:53Abram, what's going on?
00:14:54Hey, hey, hey.
00:14:55Hey.
00:14:56Oh, come on.
00:15:07What happened to her?
00:15:08She's quite sick, Mr. LaRotte.
00:15:10It's a rare cancer that's been recurring in her.
00:15:13We prescribed her medication, but she said she couldn't afford it.
00:15:17She has cancer.
00:15:19Why wouldn't she tell me?
00:15:21You'll excuse me.
00:15:22I'll be right back.
00:15:41It's not as bad as it looks.
00:15:43You've fainted in my kitchen.
00:15:45I think it's pretty bad.
00:15:54Lay back down.
00:15:59Why didn't you tell me?
00:16:04Because it's none of your business.
00:16:07I don't need anyone's help.
00:16:09Well, too fucking bad.
00:16:11I paid your bills.
00:16:13You're going to take that medication and you're going to get better.
00:16:16I told you I don't need your money.
00:16:18I'm not some charity case.
00:16:21I'm not fucking giving it to you.
00:16:22I'm lending it.
00:16:24You are going to pay me back every fucking cent in blood and sweat.
00:16:30What?
00:16:32Tonight's your first night, kid.
00:16:34Buckle up.
00:16:39You really think you can survive in my kitchen?
00:16:42Just wait and see, chef.
00:17:06I don't think you're going to fucking make it, kid.
00:17:12Stop fucking calling me kid.
00:17:15I've been aiming to meet.
00:17:22Hey, get it off the fire.
00:17:25Get the fuck off my line.
00:17:27Out of my kitchen.
00:17:28Now.
00:17:28Go.
00:17:31She's going to cry.
00:17:32Oh, why do you think she's going to fucking cry?
00:17:37Stick to baking, whore.
00:17:52Is this in the right place for someone in your condition?
00:17:54I told you not to ever talk about that again.
00:17:59You said no special treatment, remember?
00:18:08Why do you want to work here?
00:18:12Because you're the best chef in the world.
00:18:17You're just an asshole.
00:18:19Watch it, kid.
00:18:23You call me kid.
00:18:27But I see the way that you look at me.
00:18:33I don't look at you anyway.
00:18:37Sure you do.
00:18:40You look at me.
00:18:42Like I could be your last meal.
00:18:50You can never handle me again.
00:18:53So get it out of your head.
00:18:55I know you want me.
00:18:57So just do it.
00:19:09What is this?
00:19:10You can't learn to cook if you're living in your car now, can you?
00:19:14What?
00:19:16No.
00:19:18No, I'm not living with you.
00:19:20My place is close.
00:19:21You'll stay with me.
00:19:22You're not going back to your fucking ex.
00:19:25Chef.
00:19:28Am I interrupting something?
00:19:33There's a VIP who wants to meet with you.
00:19:35Tell him to wait.
00:19:38Tell him I'm with my new protégé.
00:19:46Protégé?
00:19:46Me?
00:19:52Fine.
00:19:54Fine.
00:19:55Fine.
00:19:56I'll stay with you.
00:19:58But...
00:20:00Only until I find my own place.
00:20:02Then I'm leaving.
00:20:05Got it?
00:20:13I think I'll survive, kid.
00:20:15I think I'll survive, kid.
00:20:30God.
00:20:31I hope he's not home.
00:20:34God.
00:20:59I hope he's not home.
00:21:08Good morning.
00:21:11I'm...
00:21:11I'm just checking out your sink.
00:21:15It's a good one.
00:21:17Sink-wise.
00:21:20What are you doing?
00:21:23What are you doing?
00:21:25If you're going to be living here, you're going to obey my rules.
00:21:35One, you will come right back here after work.
00:21:39What?
00:21:40What?
00:21:43Two, you will do exactly as I say.
00:21:47You can't.
00:21:48And three, you will stay far away from that dumb fucking boyfriend.
00:21:56He's trouble.
00:21:58You don't own me.
00:22:00When you're not working, you will be practicing.
00:22:02This kitchen has everything you need.
00:22:04No excuses.
00:22:06Practice until you are perfect.
00:22:10And what if I don't want to be perfect?
00:22:14What if I don't want to live by your rules?
00:22:18You can go back to living in your fucking core.
00:22:26Get a move on.
00:22:28You're going to be late.
00:22:32Stop acting like you don't want me.
00:22:40You have no idea what you're doing.
00:22:53Find a fire kit.
00:23:10Get to work.
00:23:30How is she still here?
00:23:33I have no idea.
00:23:35It's been five goddamn years.
00:23:37I've paid my dues.
00:23:39It's my time to move a sous chef, not this bitch.
00:23:43I think it's time to get rid of her.
00:23:47That's what I was thinking.
00:23:51I think I have an idea.
00:23:54You should.
00:23:59Ignoring me is better than throwing me into a pot of sauce, I guess.
00:24:06Oh shit.
00:24:08Here it comes.
00:24:10Hey, new meat.
00:24:12You on trash duty today?
00:24:15Think you can handle it?
00:24:18Okay.
00:24:20That wasn't so bad.
00:24:42Hey.
00:24:51Fuck my life.
00:24:59How'd you like that, huh?
00:25:07We are right on target, huh?
00:25:10Oh my god.
00:25:23Oh my god.
00:25:25Oh my god.
00:25:28Baby, huh?
00:25:29Hey, just save yourself all the time and quit already.
00:25:32You'll never have what it takes to work here.
00:25:34Oh my god.
00:25:35I ordered wild cup.
00:25:37Maybe call your mama, huh?
00:25:39Oh my god.
00:25:41You better cry.
00:25:43Oh my god.
00:25:45April!
00:25:49Shut the fuck up, you guys!
00:25:51Are you still on my fucking clock?
00:25:53Get inside and get to work.
00:25:55One fuck up tonight and you're on dish pit duty for the rest of the fucking year.
00:25:59It's you too, Jean-Luc.
00:26:00Get the fuck out of here!
00:26:01What, Ronnie? What?
00:26:05Fucking serious?
00:26:12You don't know the fucking difference?
00:26:14Then why do I fucking order from you?
00:26:16God!
00:26:17Fuck!
00:26:31I'll just shower quick before Jeff gets home and I'll leave.
00:26:35He he he he.
00:26:42...
00:27:03April, it's me.
00:27:04Call me back now.
00:27:06Where the hell are you?
00:27:14I knew you'd be back.
00:27:23Where do you have a gun, Jeff?
00:27:28You need that money, April.
00:27:33Like, real bad.
00:27:35I told you I can't get it without a child.
00:27:40Well, maybe we should make one.
00:27:43Right now.
00:27:46Come here.
00:27:54Are you okay?
00:27:59What are you going to do with that, Gramps?
00:28:09April, are you seriously fucking this old guy?
00:28:13Get the fuck out.
00:28:26Watch your back, Gramps.
00:28:30Be seeing you, kid.
00:28:41What the fuck were you thinking?
00:28:43I just wanted to shower.
00:28:45I told you to stay away from him.
00:28:48He could have killed you.
00:28:49Or worse.
00:28:50Why are you here?
00:28:52Don't you get it?
00:28:53I'm trying to protect you.
00:28:58I'm just a kid.
00:28:59That's just an excuse.
00:29:02Because you're scared.
00:29:04You don't know me.
00:29:07And you have no idea what I would do to you.
00:29:10And you don't know me.
00:29:14I'm not a kid anymore.
00:29:18Prove it.
00:29:36So when is that it?
00:29:38You want to fuck me?
00:29:40Yes, chef.
00:29:41I want you to do whatever you want to me.
00:30:04From now on, you do exactly as I say.
00:30:09As far as you're concerned, you belong to me.
00:30:16Got it?
00:30:19Yes, chef.
00:30:24Good.
00:30:26Get your shit.
00:30:29You're never coming back to this fucking place.
00:30:47So he just showed up and started beating the crap out of Jeff.
00:30:50He just showed up at your place?
00:30:52Yeah.
00:30:53He's crazy.
00:30:54He doesn't care.
00:30:56He thinks that he's protecting me or something.
00:31:00I mean, he's a great chef.
00:31:01But he's also...
00:31:05He's also a what?
00:31:08Just be careful.
00:31:09I've heard some things about his past.
00:31:15I don't know.
00:31:16I just...
00:31:18I want him to respect me as a cook.
00:31:21Not to see me as a child, you know?
00:31:24April, he's been hard on everyone.
00:31:27I...
00:31:27You should see my first week here.
00:31:31I need to find a way to show him that I'm grown up now.
00:31:35What you gonna do?
00:31:39I don't know how much longer I have on this planet.
00:31:44Might as well follow my heart.
00:32:07You're early.
00:32:08I want you to teach me.
00:32:12No.
00:32:21You ever make pasta?
00:32:25Yes.
00:32:28Well, now you're gonna learn how to do it the right way.
00:32:46Know you.
00:32:53Am I doing good, chef?
00:33:04what are you doing what do you want to learn or do you want to play why can't we make
00:33:11time for both
00:33:28we got delivery here hey day Jeff what are you doing here you know what I'm doing here
00:33:43I told you I don't have the money well I'm gonna need you to get it can't wait any longer
00:33:54what are you gonna do with that huh Jeff you need to leave now what
00:34:10and I weigh my fucking hands my fucking Friday I will come back here and I will not be this
00:34:15fucking
00:34:24nice we're gonna make it baby you just gotta trust me okay
00:34:43next time it goes in your fucking head
00:35:01what the fuck I was trying to protect you I don't need you to fight my battles for me I'm
00:35:07an adult
00:35:07you are a fucking child why can't you see I'm just trying to help you
00:35:17let go of me
00:35:21what
00:35:27he still thinks I'm a child
00:35:37eat your heart out chef
00:35:58okay this is embarrassing
00:36:03uh chef what is it would you maybe want to watch a movie with me
00:36:11can't meeting someone
00:36:15he has a date oh with who how is that any of your business
00:36:35I wish you could stay here with me
00:36:42what movie
00:36:56what are you doing
00:36:59I'm just getting comfortable
00:37:02do you get the hint now
00:37:07April
00:37:09what
00:37:12I thought we were watching a movie
00:37:15we are
00:37:21do you think I don't know what you're doing
00:37:23what do you mean
00:37:30what do you think is gonna happen
00:37:35I think
00:37:37if you were a real man
00:37:40you'd fuck me right here
00:37:43right now
00:37:53is that what you want
00:37:54yes chef
00:37:58you really think I think the 20-year-old
00:38:00I'm telling you
00:38:02I want it
00:38:06I don't know
00:38:13I don't know
00:38:15I don't know
00:38:22yeah
00:38:34where are you
00:38:36I'm here
00:38:38I can't make it tonight
00:38:40you're with her aren't you
00:38:43fuck I don't have time for this
00:38:44just say it
00:38:48I'm with her
00:38:51you said we were gonna talk tonight
00:38:59listen
00:39:00we're business partners Lola
00:39:01that's all we're ever gonna be
00:39:03from now on don't call me at home
00:39:20you just made the worst decision of your life
00:39:24chef
00:39:25wait until you see what I'm gonna do to you
00:39:29and that little bitch of yours
00:39:52what are you doing
00:39:54I had a bad dream
00:39:57can I stay with you
00:40:01fine
00:40:04but
00:40:05just for tonight
00:40:08just for tonight
00:40:12what are you doing
00:40:29what are you doing
00:40:30what are you doing
00:40:30what are you doing
00:40:31what are you doing
00:40:31what are you doing
00:40:32what are you doing
00:40:32what are you doing
00:40:42What are you doing?
00:40:44Did we have sex?
00:40:52No.
00:40:55You would know if we had sex.
00:40:57Well, he isn't wrong.
00:41:04I wasn't done.
00:41:14Enough, kid.
00:41:17It's like this every morning.
00:41:19You're not special.
00:41:22Fine.
00:41:24Whatever.
00:41:30Where are you going?
00:41:32To make you breakfast.
00:42:13Can I help you?
00:42:17Oh, um, I was just, I...
00:42:26Weren't you wearing pants?
00:42:30You don't like it?
00:42:35What do you want right now?
00:42:42I want to do very, very bad things to you.
00:42:47No.
00:43:00No.
00:43:03That was a mistake.
00:43:08It can't happen again.
00:43:21Tell me about it.
00:43:22Oh, my God.
00:43:24Okay.
00:43:27So, I went to his room, and I was all like, I had a nightmare.
00:43:32And he let me crawl into bed with him, and, um...
00:43:39Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:41You almost fucked Fabien Laurent?
00:43:48He's old enough to be your father.
00:43:51Well...
00:43:51Well, what?
00:43:52Are you crazy?
00:43:54I touched his penis.
00:44:01Go on.
00:44:03It's...
00:44:04huge.
00:44:09How huge?
00:44:11Like, huge!
00:44:12Like, girl, I would be in trouble.
00:44:16Big.
00:44:17God, I can't stop thinking about it.
00:44:20Are you starting to have feelings for him?
00:44:26I don't know.
00:44:29Maybe...
00:44:30Does he know?
00:44:44God, I'm hitting three.
00:44:47Hey, Jeff.
00:44:49Not now.
00:44:52No.
00:44:52John Goldman just made a reservation for tonight.
00:44:55What?
00:44:56You know, just the most food-followed critic in the world.
00:45:01And you just tell me about this fucking now.
00:45:03I just found out myself.
00:45:08Do you think you can handle it, Jeff?
00:45:11Fuck off.
00:45:11Of course I can handle it.
00:45:13He's an asshole.
00:45:15Well, feed the asshole, and he will fucking leave.
00:45:18Who the fuck puts this back?
00:45:21Drink it, you fucking pussy.
00:45:22His review could make or break us, so don't fuck it up.
00:45:27I'm fucking aware of that, Oa.
00:45:29Cut the bullshit.
00:45:35Seven.
00:45:38Hey.
00:45:42What happened to us?
00:45:50There is no us.
00:45:52There is no us.
00:46:05Don't fuck it.
00:46:09Never do that again.
00:46:16Oh, don't fight it, Jeff.
00:46:19You're going to be mine again.
00:46:22Promise you that.
00:46:25Hmm.
00:46:27Tonight, we must be perfect.
00:46:29No mistakes.
00:46:30This critic is ruthless.
00:46:31He is an attention-hungry little cocksucker, and we must fucking please him.
00:46:35Rachel, call all your pretty friends, surround Goldman with him, get him drinking.
00:46:39Bill's on me.
00:46:40Yes, Jeff.
00:46:42April.
00:46:44You're on saute tonight.
00:46:47Chef, but that's my station.
00:46:50Not tonight.
00:46:53Chef, but...
00:46:53Shut the fuck up, Ronnie.
00:46:59Stations, let's go!
00:47:00Yes, Chef!
00:47:05I don't know who the fuck you think you are, but this chef's job is mine.
00:47:11Stay the fuck out of my way, Numi.
00:47:31Thank you, Chef.
00:47:32Thank you, Chef.
00:47:38Good evening, Mr. Goldman.
00:47:40Thank you for coming back to us.
00:47:42Hello, Lola.
00:47:44Let me look after your coat.
00:47:47Of course.
00:47:48Hmm.
00:47:49I see you've purchased some better wines.
00:47:52Absolutely, sir.
00:47:53May I offer you the best seat in the house for you, as per usual?
00:48:02May I interest you in some still or sparkling water?
00:48:06Look, I've got two hours to get to the theater.
00:48:08Can we get on with it, please?
00:48:09Absolutely, sir.
00:48:10The chef has something very special waiting for you tonight.
00:48:14He's working?
00:48:15He's not drunk for a change?
00:48:16No, sir.
00:48:17He is here and ready to make you very happy.
00:48:22You're still here?
00:48:23Not anymore, sir.
00:48:29He's here.
00:48:31Okay.
00:48:32He's here.
00:48:33The motherfucker's here.
00:48:34Let's fucking go!
00:48:36Jean-Luc, where's my fucking Naj?
00:48:38One sec.
00:48:40Behind.
00:48:42Behind.
00:48:43Ronnie, how's that fucking soup?
00:48:46Yes, Chef.
00:48:55Fence!
00:48:56And I have salad, sir.
00:48:58Half an hour for a salad?
00:49:01Hope you enjoy it, sir.
00:49:02No dressing.
00:49:03No seasoning.
00:49:06The land is always the best.
00:49:12You happy with this?
00:49:13If you're happy, sir, I'm happy.
00:49:15I wouldn't be.
00:49:18Chef, where's my tuna tartare?
00:49:20Got it, Chef.
00:49:34You're going to watch me eat?
00:49:35Absolutely not, sir.
00:49:52Our best in the house, sir.
00:49:54You're not the cheap slop.
00:49:55The chef drinks are hot.
00:49:57Opus, sir.
00:49:59Trying to get me drunk on you again, Lola.
00:50:01Oh, you know me, sir.
00:50:02No, no.
00:50:03You...
00:50:04Please, more.
00:50:06Oh, absolutely.
00:50:13Enjoy, sir.
00:50:22Hey, bro, can you give me a hand?
00:50:23I'm in the weeds.
00:50:25Uh, yeah.
00:50:26Yeah, of course.
00:50:27Yeah, yeah.
00:50:29Yeah.
00:50:30Yeah, of course.
00:50:42Hey, April, how's my risotto?
00:50:44Coming, Chef.
00:50:47What's he say?
00:50:50Hey, risotto, let's go!
00:50:52Hey, come in, Chef.
00:51:00Did you taste that?
00:51:03Of course, Chef.
00:51:11Great job, Kim.
00:51:12Hands.
00:51:17Back to your station.
00:51:18Yes, Chef.
00:51:21And last but not least,
00:51:24Mushroom risotto
00:51:25with white truffles.
00:51:28Two years,
00:51:29the same three dishes.
00:51:31Chef must be a bit bored.
00:51:41Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:51:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:52:00no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:52:00no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:52:00no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:52:00no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:52:09no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:52:17What's wrong with it?
00:52:22You try it.
00:52:48I'm in Europe.
00:52:50Well, yeah.
00:52:53Enough to kill a fucking elephant.
00:52:55What the hell's going on in the kitchen back there, chef?
00:53:05Mr. Boldmidge.
00:53:08John, please give us another chance.
00:53:11Any night you'd like, maybe.
00:53:15This used to be the best restaurant in the world.
00:53:18I think we all know those days are long gone.
00:53:23Yes, chef?
00:53:46No.
00:53:47No.
00:53:50No.
00:53:52No.
00:53:53No.
00:53:55No.
00:53:57No.
00:53:57No.
00:53:58No.
00:53:58No.
00:53:59No.
00:53:59No.
00:54:01Get rid of her, Fabian.
00:54:03She's a distraction and you're only gonna break her heart.
00:54:08No.
00:54:12Strike three, kid.
00:54:14You're fired.
00:54:15Get the fuck out of my kitchen.
00:54:17No.
00:54:33No.
00:54:42No.
00:54:43Leave me alone.
00:54:44No.
00:54:44No.
00:54:45No.
00:54:50No, not you.
00:54:54What?
00:54:57Was it you?
00:54:59What are you talking about?
00:55:05What the hell, Chef?
00:55:07There are still guests out there.
00:55:09Or how about you?
00:55:11Did you fuck with my risotto?
00:55:14Are you trying to ruin me?
00:55:15What are you talking about?
00:55:18Did you fuck with it?
00:55:26It's just fucking crazy.
00:55:35Someone fucked with my food.
00:55:37I want to know who.
00:56:04That is not mine.
00:56:05I swear.
00:56:06I swear.
00:56:07How do I know that?
00:56:12I don't know.
00:56:25Hey.
00:56:28Hey, sis.
00:56:30How's that dumb fucking boyfriend?
00:56:32Shut up.
00:56:34I came to see how's April doing? She's incredible, right?
00:56:40Well, I fired her tonight, so...
00:56:43Wait, what?
00:56:45She fucked up. No special treatment in my kitchen. She fucking knows that. You fucking know that.
00:56:51Fabian, you can't fire her.
00:56:53Okay, Mom. Why not?
00:56:55Apart from being an excellent chef, she needs this right now. And you, of all people, know it.
00:57:02She's right. You know you can't let her go.
00:57:22What are you doing?
00:57:24What does it look like?
00:57:30Why would I ever want to stay here with you?
00:57:44Oh, oh.
00:57:47Oh, oh, oh.
00:57:53Don't.
00:57:55Oh, oh.
00:57:57Oh, oh.
00:58:27Wait, wait, why did you stop?
00:58:29No, no, no, no.
00:58:31I don't have a new menu.
00:58:34You ain't gonna help me make it.
00:58:38What the fuck?
00:59:04Mmm, that is so good.
00:59:08I know.
00:59:11I'm glad.
00:59:21What is this?
00:59:24Not everything has to be perfect.
00:59:26Taste it.
00:59:27What is this?
00:59:53I don't know.
00:59:54I don't know.
00:59:54I don't know.
00:59:54I don't know.
00:59:55I don't know.
00:59:57I don't know.
01:00:17I don't know.
01:00:21What the fuck?
01:00:21This is a little bit.
01:00:21Just let me work.
01:00:23You really think you have a shot with him, don't you?
01:00:27I have no idea what you're talking about.
01:00:29He was mine first.
01:00:30Yeah?
01:00:32Well, he's not anymore.
01:00:33So, you know he killed someone for me once?
01:00:38Yeah.
01:00:40He loves me that much.
01:00:43And we're gonna get married.
01:00:45And you're gonna go back to wherever the fucking,
01:00:47red fucking hole town you're from.
01:00:53You know that might be true.
01:00:56But, um, he did go down on me last night.
01:01:04So...
01:01:06You...
01:01:06Gah!
01:01:08No!
01:01:09No!
01:01:10No!
01:01:11Fuck!
01:01:13Fuck!
01:01:16Don't let go with me!
01:01:18What is wrong with you?
01:01:20No!
01:01:21Get in there!
01:01:23No!
01:01:24No!
01:01:24Let me out!
01:01:26Help!
01:01:26Help me!
01:01:28No!
01:01:29Help!
01:01:30Let me out!
01:01:30Help!
01:01:31Help!
01:01:57April?
01:02:12Hey!
01:02:14Have you seen April?
01:02:15Oh, she's probably just cooling down after last night.
01:02:18Sure.
01:02:22Hmm...
01:02:26The error of her?
01:02:33Oh!
01:02:36Oh!
01:02:43How'd it have been?
01:02:44Oh, yes!
01:02:45Thank you, Leia.
01:02:45Oh, yeah!
01:02:48Oh, yeah!
01:02:48Oh, yeah!
01:02:48Oh, yeah!
01:02:48I don't know.
01:03:20Hi.
01:03:23Hi.
01:03:25Am I naked?
01:03:29Yes.
01:03:31Are you naked?
01:03:35Yes.
01:03:39Okay.
01:03:43Um, why?
01:03:48You were freezing to death.
01:03:50It was the only way to warm you up.
01:03:55Right.
01:04:01Where are you going?
01:04:04Don't worry about it.
01:04:21What the fuck, Lola?
01:04:22What?
01:04:22You could have killed her.
01:04:24Oh, calm down.
01:04:25It was a joke.
01:04:26I was going to let her out.
01:04:27This is your last warning.
01:04:29Stay the fuck away from her.
01:04:31I would be less stressed about your new piece of ass and more about the review tonight.
01:04:37Yeah.
01:04:38I convinced Goldman to come back tonight.
01:04:41So, you better don't fuck this up.
01:04:44This is my restaurant, too.
01:04:47Oh, and not to stress you out, chef.
01:04:50But we're fully booked for tonight.
01:05:00Don't fucking touch it.
01:05:03April.
01:05:05You're my sous-chef tonight.
01:05:06Let's see what you got, kid.
01:05:28Thank you for coming back, John.
01:05:30This is that last chance you begged me for.
01:05:41Let's get on with it.
01:05:46House finest coming right up.
01:05:51Marcel, I need that escargot.
01:05:5230 seconds to go.
01:05:53It better be fucking perfect.
01:05:54Yes, chef.
01:05:59Hands!
01:05:59Take it.
01:06:00Go fast.
01:06:00Yes, chef.
01:06:20I don't think that's in the fucking recipe.
01:06:22Chef, it's not what it looks like.
01:06:24You know what?
01:06:25Fuck you, chef.
01:06:27We've been busting her asses here for years,
01:06:29and you decided to promote her
01:06:31because she has a fat ass
01:06:32and a pair of perky tits.
01:06:33What the fuck, Ronnie?
01:06:34You two?
01:06:37Hmm.
01:06:39I think it's time to go, guys.
01:06:47Taurus!
01:06:48Yeah, good luck, chef.
01:06:50John, look what...
01:06:57What the fuck, you guys?
01:06:58We're in the middle of service!
01:07:06Chef, we just had a tent-top,
01:07:08and the grandma has a shell fatality.
01:07:14What's wrong?
01:07:19Where the fuck is your staff, chef?
01:07:23Chef, what are we going to do?
01:07:32Okay.
01:07:33All right.
01:07:35Um...
01:07:35Yeah, we...
01:07:36We can do this, chef.
01:07:38We can...
01:07:39do this.
01:07:46Rachel.
01:07:48You're the GM tonight.
01:07:51Lose the sewer pad.
01:07:53Go, go, go, go!
01:07:57Wake up!
01:08:01Chef?
01:08:04You're on the line.
01:08:05I got this.
01:08:07Don't look at me, bitch.
01:08:10Okay.
01:08:11Okay.
01:08:13Fuck.
01:08:15Here we go.
01:08:16Walking in, 12 fillets all day.
01:08:18Oxtail, 5 quail, 5 duck,
01:08:202 risotto,
01:08:219 fucking spinach.
01:08:23April, 3 flatbreads all day,
01:08:255 end-time salad,
01:08:279 escargot.
01:08:28What's up?
01:08:29Let's go!
01:08:31Hello, fresh meat.
01:08:33Where have they been hiding you all these years?
01:08:36How's it going, Mr. Goldman?
01:08:37I bet it that you're here now.
01:08:42We're happy to have you back.
01:08:44You can leave the bottle.
01:08:46As you wish.
01:08:54Okay.
01:09:00We're really going to fucking make it.
01:09:03Yes.
01:09:03I can't believe it.
01:09:04Okay.
01:09:06Let's dig in.
01:09:07Almost there.
01:09:08Bird chef.
01:09:10Hands!
01:09:11I need hands!
01:09:12We're really going to do it right now.
01:09:14We're reallylape those meals.
01:09:35We're looking to help you.
01:09:55Wait, where the fuck are the tarts?
01:09:58They should be in that fridge.
01:10:11There's one last hour.
01:10:44You can't make another.
01:10:46They take five arses.
01:11:19Jeff.
01:11:22Look.
01:11:34Perfect.
01:11:37Go.
01:11:45I'll take it myself.
01:11:54Okay.
01:11:56And the women's darts.
01:12:25I'll take this face.
01:12:27I know.
01:12:28Hi.
01:12:31Oh.
01:12:34And?
01:12:37No gas.
01:12:39No smoke.
01:12:40No mirrors.
01:12:43That was the best goddamn meal I've ever had.
01:12:47I'm going to tell everyone that Fabian Laurent is still the best fucking chef in the world.
01:12:58Congratulations, chef.
01:12:59Good job.
01:13:16I hope she makes you happy.
01:13:20Chef.
01:13:21I hope she doesn't.
01:13:35No.
01:13:35Yeah.
01:13:36No.
01:13:37Oh.
01:13:38Oh.
01:13:39Oh.
01:13:41Oh.
01:13:41Oh.
01:13:42Oh.
01:13:42Oh.
01:13:42Oh.
01:13:43Oh.
01:13:44Oh.
01:13:45No, no, no, no.
01:14:36That's gonna hurt tomorrow.
01:15:00You're amazing.
01:15:05You know, I was thinking.
01:15:10What?
01:15:15What if we had a day off?
01:15:20Okay, hear me out.
01:15:23Hey.
01:15:25Hear me out.
01:15:27Hey, hey, hey.
01:15:29April.
01:15:36Doctor.
01:15:37What happened with her?
01:15:39Everything looks good.
01:15:40Actually perfect, in fact.
01:15:42The medication's working.
01:15:44I think you're gonna be just fine.
01:15:47But then why did she faint?
01:15:49Classic case of exhaustion, in my opinion.
01:15:53Did you have any strenuous activity today?
01:15:56Workout?
01:15:56Anything like that?
01:16:02Okay, I think my work's done here.
01:16:06Gross.
01:16:08Gross.
01:16:09Gross.
01:16:19I have to tell you something.
01:16:23Seven years ago, I...
01:16:29I killed a man.
01:16:32It was an accident, but it happened.
01:16:35He was trying to hurt someone close to me.
01:16:38And I just reacted.
01:16:40I spent two years upstairs for manslaughter.
01:16:43For Lola?
01:16:47She wishes.
01:16:50It was for my sister.
01:16:54Her ex came after her.
01:16:56I had to make a choice.
01:17:00I know.
01:17:00But...
01:17:02It's a lot for anyone to handle.
01:17:06I understand she...
01:17:08She has.
01:17:10Yeah?
01:17:13That is the most romantic thing I have ever heard.
01:17:30Your hard guy...
01:17:33To find him.
01:17:38Who is gonna call you?
01:17:45You where?
01:17:52I just need...
01:17:54A few more days.
01:17:56I'll get you now.
01:18:01Julie!
01:18:08You have...
01:18:09No, please, please!
01:18:10I'll get it!
01:18:11I'll get it!
01:18:12You have...
01:18:13One day.
01:18:1524 hours.
01:18:16Get me!
01:18:17My money!
01:18:18You understand?
01:18:19Yes!
01:18:21Very good.
01:18:41I'm proud of you, Chef.
01:18:43Thank you, Chef.
01:18:52All right.
01:18:53Give me a spare.
01:18:53I'll be back.
01:18:54Got it.
01:19:06April?
01:19:07Help!
01:19:09April?
01:19:19Help!
01:19:21Let's go!
01:19:24Help!
01:19:26Help!
01:19:30Let go of me!
01:19:32Shut up!
01:19:35Let go of me!
01:19:40Anything fucking no!
01:19:44Now, I'm going to give you one last chance.
01:19:48Just marry me.
01:19:50Come on.
01:19:52You take the money and run.
01:19:54You say yes.
01:19:57I hope your drug dealer fucking kills you!
01:20:03Oh!
01:20:09I gave you a chance.
01:20:12I'm going to give you one last chance.
01:20:25How amidst the passion, chaos, and the violence of the kitchen, we found each other.
01:20:39What did you do with her?
01:20:40Love is love.
01:20:47It doesn't have to be perfect.
01:20:50It just needs to be...
01:20:58Beautiful.
01:21:27April.
01:21:32I have to go away for a while.
01:21:36What?
01:21:38No.
01:21:39No, you saved me.
01:21:43The cops won't see it that way.
01:21:45No.
01:21:46No, I'll tell them it was self-defense.
01:21:49I'll tell them that Jeff was...
01:22:03I love you.
01:22:15I love you.
01:22:18It's...
01:22:19Two.
01:22:21I love you.
01:22:35I love you.
01:22:37I love you.
01:22:38I love you.
01:22:43Okay, all right, everyone, let's gear up.
01:22:47Tonight's gonna fuck us, so let's go, let's go, let's go!
01:22:51Yes, chef!
01:22:57New girl.
01:23:06You're gonna get really familiar with these, kid.
01:23:19Amazing night, chef.
01:23:22You really are a fucking rock star.
01:23:32Hey, I heard your cancer's in remission.
01:23:40Congratulations.
01:23:43Chef.
01:24:09Busy night, chef.
01:24:15Heard you're looking for a sous chef.
01:24:19I can show you my reason.
01:24:38It's like old times.
01:24:40Yeah, it is.
01:24:41You're the talk of the town, too.
01:25:03Hey, are you lost?
01:25:09You're pretty.
01:25:12What do you want?
01:25:14Nothing.
01:25:15Just to get to know you.
01:25:17You wanna see what I got?
01:25:20No.
01:25:20Help me.
01:25:23Calm down.
01:25:28Let's see what you've got under those baggy clothes.
01:25:30Don't touch me.
01:25:31Leave me alone.
01:25:32Oh, paper spray.
01:25:34Stop.
01:25:35Stop.
01:25:36Stop.
01:25:37Stop.
01:25:39Don't touch me.
01:25:41Stop.
01:25:43Stop.
01:25:44Stop.
01:25:46Stop.
01:25:51Hey.
01:25:52Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:25:53Hey.
01:25:53Hey, hey.
01:25:54Hey.
01:25:56Hey.
01:25:58Hey.
01:25:59Hey.
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