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Full Episode of Oops, I Married My Bestie's Brother!
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00:00:15Hey birthday girl! My brother said you missed your date with him last night. What happened?
00:00:34Oh my god, who the fuck did I marry?
00:00:55Get in! Get in! Get in! Get in! Get in the car! Oh my god! Oh my god! Hi! I
00:00:59miss you!
00:01:02Okay, seatbelt! Buckle up! Buckle up!
00:01:07You have a lot of explaining to do.
00:01:11Your new car smells really good, by the way. And so familiar.
00:01:15Ugh, it's my older brother's car. Mine is in the shop.
00:01:18Well, I didn't realize you had another brother.
00:01:20Wish I didn't. But let's talk about how you blew off my other brother, Pierce.
00:01:32Seriously, Elle, what happened?
00:01:33How am I supposed to tell her that I got married in Vegas last night to someone I don't even
00:01:37know?
00:01:42Are you just totally freaking out because all of our friends are married, Elle?
00:01:46You are gonna die alone if you don't put yourself out there.
00:01:49Kennedy has no idea just how much I put myself out there last night.
00:01:55I'm staging an intervention.
00:01:57Ah! Elle, you are behind on your rent. You are always begging your clients to pay you on time.
00:02:01I am not going to let you struggle. You are my-
00:02:04Hey, look at me. Look at me. You are my best friend. Got it? Yeah.
00:02:09Besides, the guest house is empty ever since Pierce moved out.
00:02:12Uh, it is very modest, though. Sorry in advance.
00:02:17Oh! Here we are.
00:02:18I'm gonna puke.
00:02:19Oh, window. Window.
00:02:33This is modest?
00:02:36Oh! You should see the Aspen house.
00:02:43Here are my brother's keys.
00:02:47Uh, looks like you got company, sir.
00:02:54Go around the block, Sven.
00:02:56Go! Now!
00:03:03Who's that?
00:03:04That is Pierce's manager. And an emotionless psycho.
00:03:08Oh!
00:03:08You want to avoid him like the plague.
00:03:11Plague?
00:03:12God, why do you even need to marry Rich?
00:03:14This is where you grew up.
00:03:16Yes, but now I can spend Floyd's money and not my mom's.
00:03:19And that is my contribution to feminism.
00:03:22Ooh!
00:03:22Slay.
00:03:24Shall we?
00:03:25Yeah, sure.
00:03:27Let's go.
00:03:28Let's go.
00:03:30Here it is.
00:03:31The guest house.
00:03:34Welcome home, Elle.
00:03:37I love it.
00:03:43I just want the best for you.
00:03:45No one should feel alone.
00:03:47Especially not at your age.
00:03:50The love of your life is on his way.
00:03:52I can feel it.
00:03:54Come to Pierce's show tonight and then we can reschedule your date.
00:03:59I know, girl. I'm speechless, too.
00:04:01No, I can't actually go on a date with your brother.
00:04:07Why not?
00:04:10Because...
00:04:12Because I'm married.
00:04:18Because I'm married.
00:04:20What?
00:04:21Ah!
00:04:22What do you mean who?
00:04:23What?
00:04:24Where?
00:04:24Who?
00:04:25Who is he?
00:04:27Is that him?
00:04:28Is that him?
00:04:29Show me.
00:04:29Show me to me, please, Elle.
00:04:32Holy...
00:04:35Shit.
00:04:37Is he a 15 carats boutique?
00:04:39You know that place's starting price is like $50,000?
00:04:43$50,000?!
00:04:44No!
00:04:45I can't.
00:04:45I have to tell him to get something less expensive.
00:04:48To get something smaller.
00:04:48I'm sorry, wait.
00:04:49Are you serious?
00:04:50You're actually considering staying with this guy?
00:04:52He is clearly sending you photos of rings to log bomb you.
00:04:56I'll handle this.
00:04:56Infinity, don't...
00:04:57Huh?
00:04:58Yes, I want the biggest rock they have.
00:05:01That is right, Mr. C.
00:05:02The biggest!
00:05:03And spare no expense!
00:05:07Do not send that.
00:05:09Do not...
00:05:10Do not...
00:05:12Do not...
00:05:12Do not...
00:05:22do not send that.
00:05:22That's what he's studying with.
00:05:23You better just hope he's not with the cartel.
00:05:28And spare no expense!
00:05:32Why would they be together?
00:05:34Is that the lucky lady?
00:05:36No.
00:05:37Definitely not.
00:05:38Oh, well.
00:05:39How lucky is she that she gets a friend with such great taste.
00:05:43Yeah, how nice.
00:05:44Mmm.
00:05:46Is everything okay, sir?
00:05:47You idiot!
00:05:48Out of all people, you married Kennedy's best friend?
00:05:57Take this one.
00:05:59What would you like the card to say?
00:06:042L from Mr. C.
00:06:10Okay, well, I'm gonna go get a facial and you can help yourself to some Thai food.
00:06:15It's in the main house, back entrance. Doors always open.
00:06:18I know how you like that. Peanut sauce, girl.
00:06:21I love you.
00:06:22Love you.
00:06:25You need a nap.
00:06:30Renovations on your new house still ongoing, sir?
00:06:32Yeah, yeah, yeah. So go to the Mulholland house for now. As long as Kennedy isn't there.
00:06:35Maid said she left 10 minutes ago.
00:06:36Okay, good. Go. Go.
00:06:53I can't believe I'm married.
00:06:56And who knows if I'll ever even see him again.
00:07:12Hi, Katie.
00:07:14Hi, sir.
00:07:14Okay, I have to schedule a really important dinner. This gift is for her.
00:07:18Do you think you can look after it while I make some phone calls?
00:07:21You never have someone special. Of course. I'll put it right here until you're ready.
00:07:41I need you.
00:07:44I don't want you to help me.
00:07:49I need you.
00:07:55Oh no. How did he know where I am?
00:08:00Cops. Call the cops. Call the cops. Call the cops.
00:08:03Call the cops. Call the cops.
00:08:04Hi.
00:08:04911. What's your emergency?
00:08:06Could you send an officer to 1900 Mulholland Drive, please?
00:08:10I got m- I have a stalker.
00:08:12And I have reason to believe that they set foot on the premises.
00:08:16Please hurry. Quick. Quick.
00:08:19Okay. Okay. Just calm down. Help.
00:08:25Who?
00:08:27Who called the cops?
00:08:30No, you're fine. You're fine. You're fine.
00:08:33You're fine. You're fine. You're fine.
00:08:34Whoa! What are you doing here?
00:08:40Oh my god, it is you.
00:08:51David!
00:08:52What? Al? Al? What are you doing? Calm down. Put down the lamp.
00:08:55You followed me here from Vegas. You're a creep.
00:08:59I didn't follow you. Oh, dude, I live here.
00:09:01No, you don't. This is Kennedy's family home.
00:09:03Okay, then what are you doing here?
00:09:04I'm staying in the guest house.
00:09:06Don't you dare try to tell me this is not Kennedy's family home.
00:09:09Okay, it is. It is. I'm...
00:09:12I am...
00:09:14Her brother's manager.
00:09:16You...
00:09:17That is Pierce's manager.
00:09:19And an emotionless psycho.
00:09:22You manage Pierce Chamberlain, the musician?
00:09:26Yes!
00:09:27For like four or five years now, give or take.
00:09:29Okay, I'm staying here while my house is being renovated.
00:09:36Okay.
00:09:36So you're not a stalker?
00:09:39No.
00:09:41Yeah, good. Disarm your lamp.
00:09:44I'm...
00:09:45Disarm me.
00:09:46Okay. Can we rewind here a little bit?
00:09:49So, okay.
00:09:51We're...
00:09:51Both...
00:09:53Living here.
00:09:54Yeah.
00:09:55Yup. Yup. And I...
00:09:57Clearly made a mistake.
00:09:59So I'm gonna...
00:10:03LAPD.
00:10:04Hello?
00:10:11LAPD.
00:10:12Why?
00:10:13Well, I thought you were stalking me.
00:10:15Oh, clearly I'm not.
00:10:16Okay, I wrap the ring here because I live here.
00:10:18Well, I know that now.
00:10:20Hello?
00:10:22I'm coming, officer.
00:10:24Just...
00:10:27What the...?
00:10:28Uh...
00:10:28Good afternoon, officer.
00:10:30We received a call about an intruder on the premises.
00:10:32Are you the one who called it in?
00:10:35Yeah. Yeah, that's a funny story actually.
00:10:38Uh, this is a huge misunderstanding, so we are actually fine, and thank you so much for stopping by.
00:10:43Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on there, little lady.
00:10:46I have a couple questions about this mystery stalker of yours.
00:10:49Do you happen to know his name?
00:10:54I...
00:10:54I don't even know my husband's real name.
00:11:01Uh, well, you see, the thing...
00:11:03Uh, the thing is...
00:11:04It was me, officer.
00:11:07Ha, ha.
00:11:08Oh, oh, so wait.
00:11:10You mean to tell me that your mystery intruder is someone who resides here?
00:11:16It was an honest mistake.
00:11:17Thank you for coming so quickly, though.
00:11:20I never mind coming to this house.
00:11:21It's a pleasure to see you again, mister.
00:11:22Uh, uh, uh, Officer Powell, how is your wife?
00:11:25By the way, she's still playing tennis over at Brookside?
00:11:28Oh, you bet she is.
00:11:29I keep telling her, Maureen, you're only spending all this money on instructions and one-on-one dwells.
00:11:33Yeah. Cool, cool, cool.
00:11:35Hey, uh, so thank you for coming out, by the way.
00:11:37I appreciate it.
00:11:38Oh, absolutely.
00:11:39Say how to your brother for me.
00:11:40I will, thank you.
00:11:41Cool.
00:11:41Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
00:11:47We have to get some things straight right now.
00:11:50Shit.
00:11:55Okay, let me explain.
00:11:57I had my reasons.
00:12:00Reasons?
00:12:00For what?
00:12:03For why I wasn't totally clear with you in Vegas.
00:12:07Okay, look.
00:12:09I live a very high-profile life.
00:12:11And sometimes it's like, it's hard for me to trust people.
00:12:19Why are you laughing?
00:12:21Nothing.
00:12:22Nothing, because, because you live here, and I live here.
00:12:27And we got married last night.
00:12:30Wait.
00:12:31What?
00:12:31What?
00:12:33What?
00:12:35Is this like, are you having like a mental breakdown?
00:12:37No, no, no.
00:12:38My life is, this is such a shit show.
00:12:41So, all of my friends, all of them, they all, they took years to pick their perfect partner.
00:12:47And here I am, married to a guy that I met yesterday in Vegas on a whim.
00:12:57Who insists that I call him Mr. C.
00:13:02Like he's some sort of James Bond villain or something.
00:13:06That's great.
00:13:06This is just not where I thought my life would be at this point.
00:13:12I think I'm going to throw up.
00:13:15Okay.
00:13:16You doing, I have like a bad gag reflex.
00:13:18You doing it, it's going to make.
00:13:20Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:13:22Just breathe.
00:13:23Breathe.
00:13:24Okay?
00:13:24Are you good?
00:13:29Okay.
00:13:30Mr. C.
00:13:32Whatever your name is.
00:13:35We need to get a divorce.
00:13:41We need to get a divorce.
00:13:43Clearly?
00:13:44I don't know what I was doing.
00:13:46My friends, they're, they're all getting married.
00:13:48They're all having kids.
00:13:48And I'm not.
00:13:49And that's fine.
00:13:50But I don't know what I was thinking.
00:13:52I do.
00:13:52I know a part of you felt the same thing I did.
00:13:56What?
00:13:57Okay, so, I know that I've had a couple drinks tonight.
00:14:00Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:14:01Just a couple and just a few.
00:14:02But it's not for you.
00:14:04Okay.
00:14:04Not for you, not for you.
00:14:05Mm-hmm.
00:14:06So, I know though for a fact that you are the one for me.
00:14:11Oh, yeah.
00:14:12How do you, for a fact?
00:14:14Mm-hmm.
00:14:14How?
00:14:15Because you make me feel safe.
00:14:31So, so, here's what we're gonna do.
00:14:33I am gonna go pack my things.
00:14:34I'm gonna go pack my things and then I'm gonna get a lawyer.
00:14:36And then he's gonna-
00:14:37Okay, oh my god.
00:14:38Can you just let me talk for two minutes?
00:14:40No, I don't want to.
00:14:41Because I want to get this taken care of on my own.
00:14:43I think we're-
00:14:43What are you doing?
00:14:45You don't stop talking!
00:14:46Stop!
00:14:46Let me go!
00:14:47No, let me down!
00:14:48Oh my god!
00:14:55Are you seriously trying to seduce me at a time like this?
00:14:59If I was trying to seduce you, you would know.
00:15:04Come here.
00:15:09Alright.
00:15:10What am I looking at?
00:15:11Okay, five years ago, it was nothing.
00:15:14Okay, just dirt.
00:15:16Just basements dug into the side of the hill.
00:15:20Nothing but exposed rhubarb and empty trenches.
00:15:25So am I the dirt or the rebar in this metaphor?
00:15:29You're neither.
00:15:30Right?
00:15:31My point is that sometimes things take time and the right circumstances.
00:15:36But something that you thought was nothing can turn out to be really great.
00:15:42Look, El, I'm a rational man.
00:15:46The fact that you and I are living here in L.A.
00:15:48where there's like 10 million people.
00:15:52I mean, that doesn't just happen.
00:15:54The odds of that are crazy.
00:15:56Yeah, they are.
00:15:57But so is marrying someone you've known for three hours.
00:16:03How am I supposed to tell my friends that?
00:16:08Maybe you don't have to.
00:16:11Okay.
00:16:13What are you proposing?
00:16:1630 days.
00:16:17We give it a shot.
00:16:18Okay.
00:16:19We don't tell anybody.
00:16:20And if it doesn't work, we just go our separate ways.
00:16:25What do you say?
00:16:32So like a 30 day trial?
00:16:35I'm a businessman, aren't I?
00:16:37Yeah.
00:16:38You are.
00:16:39But this isn't some subscription service.
00:16:42This is real life with real consequences.
00:16:45Higher stakes.
00:16:48Like getting her feelings hurt?
00:16:52I mean, if that's what you're worried about, El, I mean, that's life.
00:17:09All of our friends are married, El.
00:17:11You are going to die alone if you don't put yourself out there.
00:17:1830 days.
00:17:21And if it doesn't work, we go our separate ways and neither of us say anything to anyone.
00:17:28Got it?
00:17:29Fine.
00:17:30I accept your terms.
00:17:32I accept your terms.
00:17:32But I have terms of my own.
00:17:39I have terms of my own.
00:17:40Oh, of course you do.
00:17:42Okay.
00:17:43Term number one.
00:17:44We sleep in the same bed.
00:17:46Not to start.
00:17:47No.
00:17:47No.
00:17:48No.
00:17:48That is not a weird ask.
00:17:49Most married couples sleep in the same bed.
00:17:50We're not in the medieval.
00:17:53Friends, I'm sorry.
00:17:54Do you color coat your sock drawer?
00:17:57Yeah.
00:17:58Do you not?
00:17:59Weird.
00:17:59Okay.
00:18:00No.
00:18:01Term number two.
00:18:02One night a week.
00:18:04Date night.
00:18:05Whew.
00:18:06Okay.
00:18:07Starting tomorrow, I see.
00:18:097 p.m.
00:18:09Okay.
00:18:10If you're buying.
00:18:12Term number three.
00:18:15We're going to give this a real shot.
00:18:16We should be intimate.
00:18:18Excuse me?
00:18:19How else are we going to know if we're compatible?
00:18:22Wow.
00:18:22Have any of your exes told you that you're super controlling?
00:18:25No.
00:18:26Never had one.
00:18:27What?
00:18:32Never had one.
00:18:33No time.
00:18:34Or interest.
00:18:35I mean, until now.
00:18:37Okay.
00:18:38Great.
00:18:39Awesome.
00:18:40I'm your first pancake.
00:18:41That's awesome.
00:18:41We're doomed.
00:18:42Damn.
00:18:43Those are my terms.
00:18:44One night of intimacy per week.
00:18:46Take it or leave it.
00:18:47Take it or leave it.
00:18:47You're playing hardball now, Mr. Business.
00:18:51My answer?
00:18:53No.
00:18:54We're going to go slow.
00:18:56Snail pace.
00:18:57Tortoise pace.
00:18:58No, no, no.
00:19:00Fossil pace.
00:19:01Slow.
00:19:21What was that?
00:19:22I don't know.
00:19:23You just...
00:19:24You get kind of cute when you're all flustered.
00:19:29Okay.
00:19:31We can keep turn two date nights.
00:19:35But we are not sleeping in the same bed.
00:19:38And you are not seeing me naked for a very, very long time.
00:19:47Okay.
00:19:49No, and for the love of God, what is your name?
00:19:51Your real name?
00:19:53It's Oliver.
00:19:56Oliver it is.
00:20:05I've loved you since the moment I first saw you.
00:20:09I won't screw this up.
00:20:25Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:20:28No.
00:20:29Oh, no!
00:20:35I'm going to kill him.
00:20:40What are you doing?
00:20:42Good morning.
00:20:44Why are you blasting grown man jazz at 6.30 in the morning?
00:20:49Deals aren't going to make themselves.
00:20:52Start the day off right, huh?
00:20:54You got...
00:20:55Okay.
00:20:56Well, could you start the day right?
00:20:57I'm a little bit more...
00:20:58I don't know.
00:20:59Quietly?
00:21:00Please?
00:21:03No.
00:21:06No.
00:21:08He says no.
00:21:09Wow.
00:21:10Okay.
00:21:10Yeah.
00:21:10Because who needs sleep?
00:21:12No.
00:21:12No.
00:21:20Six in the morning.
00:21:22Stupid.
00:21:24Well, as it turns out, my husband and I, we could not be more different.
00:21:29No!
00:21:46Woo!
00:21:51Ah!
00:22:01No, I don't care what you say! I'm not signing that contract under any circumstances!
00:22:07What? Do you think I'm an idiot?
00:22:11No!
00:22:14Fine!
00:22:20Totally! No! No! That is unacceptable!
00:22:28One night a week. Date night. 7pm, okay?
00:22:44No!
00:23:13The other day, I never came to die.
00:23:14I don't know.
00:24:06okay wow you choose now to be quiet of all times good morning to you too and for someone who
00:24:13loves
00:24:13to blast rock music in the morning you have a little nerve calling me the loud one whatever
00:24:18okay i'm about to head out i'm going to a wellness event so i'll see you later a wellness event
00:24:22yes
00:24:23with who my friend kennedy
00:24:31what what are you thinking no nothing what do you do at these wellness events i actually i don't know
00:24:38it's my first time going why are you jealous no go for it have a zen time
00:24:47yeah okay
00:24:55you know you were a lot more fun in vegas this is me take her or leave it trust me
00:25:02i plan to leave it well have fun working or whatever you're gonna do
00:25:13god he's boring
00:25:26so you're still married to vegas guy yeah it's complicated but stop don't make fun of me
00:25:35nothing a little wellness retreat can't fix
00:25:49we're here at casa corazón in malibu honoring our soul's remembrance
00:25:56um so true girl
00:25:58we're here at
00:26:00great ella with kennedy what could possibly go wrong
00:26:08so what's he really like if you haven't gone legal on him yet there must be something redeemable
00:26:13yeah yeah i mean he's
00:26:17complicated
00:26:18he's smart
00:26:20and intense
00:26:21he works
00:26:23a lot
00:26:25i don't know he's just different than me
00:26:27of course he was
00:26:28ah you were drunk
00:26:29he's probably an emotionally repressed workaholic who had a moment of weakness
00:26:34oh god he sounds like my brother
00:26:38funny
00:26:50you okay
00:26:51you okay
00:26:53yeah
00:26:54yeah
00:26:55yeah
00:26:55yeah
00:26:56i'm gonna go
00:26:58uh
00:26:59i'm gonna go get some air
00:27:01okay
00:27:02do you want me to come with you
00:27:03i'm okay
00:27:05i'm just gonna go like
00:27:07be one
00:27:08with nature
00:27:09yes
00:27:10yes
00:27:10or
00:27:11i'm gonna throw up in it
00:27:13tbb
00:27:15okay
00:27:16okay
00:27:17okay
00:27:21okay
00:27:22okay
00:27:22okay
00:27:32okay
00:27:33okay
00:27:33okay
00:27:33no no no no no no no no no
00:27:36hi
00:27:37hi
00:27:38i think i think um
00:27:40actual magic mushrooms
00:27:43in them
00:27:44oh yeah
00:27:45yeah yeah
00:27:47a healthy dose
00:27:49oh
00:27:50be well
00:27:53either sister
00:27:55no no no
00:27:57no no
00:27:57no no
00:27:58no
00:27:58no
00:27:59no
00:27:59no no
00:28:01no no
00:28:08I have to go.
00:28:24Oh.
00:28:25Oh.
00:28:26Oh.
00:28:27Oh, hi.
00:28:28Um.
00:28:29Thank you for driving me.
00:28:31Do I owe you anything?
00:28:34I am at Oliver's service, ma'am.
00:28:36Oliver?
00:28:39Oh, he saved me.
00:28:42My angel.
00:28:44Oh, hi.
00:29:02Oliver?
00:29:05Oliver?
00:29:11Hey, big boy.
00:29:14You look.
00:29:17Oh, my God, it's you.
00:29:21Hi, Biela.
00:29:24Are you?
00:29:25Are you high?
00:29:27Wow.
00:29:28This is just so crazy because earlier her face was turning into yours and now your face is
00:29:36turning into hers.
00:29:37And it's like you're like the same person.
00:29:43God, you're handsome.
00:29:45What did Kennedy give you?
00:29:48Chocolate, baby.
00:29:50No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29:52Stop.
00:29:54Oh.
00:29:56Oh, my God.
00:29:57No.
00:29:58No, no, no, wait.
00:29:58Hey, it's fine.
00:29:59It's fine.
00:30:01It's a little vase.
00:30:02Everything's fine.
00:30:03No.
00:30:04No, it's not.
00:30:06It's not.
00:30:07It's everything.
00:30:08It's us.
00:30:09It's this.
00:30:11It's this.
00:30:13I wanted this to work.
00:30:15I did so.
00:30:16I'm good.
00:30:18Oliver.
00:30:20I think that we need to get to her.
00:30:27Oh.
00:30:31Are you okay?
00:30:39It's okay.
00:30:40It's okay.
00:30:43Get it all out.
00:30:44Here, I got you.
00:30:44I got your little ponytail.
00:30:57So?
00:31:01Should we talk about it?
00:31:03No.
00:31:04I don't think we need to relive that.
00:31:11Oh, no.
00:31:12No, no, no.
00:31:13Not.
00:31:14Not that.
00:31:16Um.
00:31:17This.
00:31:20This is.
00:31:22It's wrong.
00:31:25What?
00:31:26Why wrong?
00:31:28Come on, Oliver.
00:31:30You wake up at dawn with Beethoven and Q4 projections.
00:31:35I'm just some messy artist.
00:31:40I mean, we've been doing this 30-day thing now for what?
00:31:42Two weeks.
00:31:45And we are already irritating the hell out of each other.
00:31:48I don't know.
00:31:49I think if this was one of my friends, I would, I'd tell her the truth.
00:31:53I'd say, girl, cut your losses, get the annulment, move on with your life.
00:32:00So, um, I don't know, I think maybe at the 30 days, we should be done.
00:32:12Officially.
00:32:17Oliver?
00:32:22Oliver?
00:32:25Yeah.
00:32:27Affirmative.
00:32:28That's what you want.
00:32:31I think it's going to make sense.
00:32:36I'll move out in the morning.
00:32:41Do you mind if I put something on for my last night here?
00:32:44Yeah.
00:32:44Go for it.
00:32:45I just want to watch.
00:32:46Can you actually turn on the Clippers game?
00:32:58Clippers game?
00:32:59Okay then.
00:33:01Pass the ball!
00:33:04Peterson always does his hogs the ball every time.
00:33:08I literally say this.
00:33:10Right?
00:33:11Go, go, go, go.
00:33:13Go, go, go.
00:33:15Yes!
00:33:16Yes!
00:33:18Clippers win!
00:33:31It's a good game.
00:33:32Good defense.
00:33:35What?
00:33:39Great game.
00:33:43No.
00:33:45I don't make business investments that I don't believe in.
00:33:49I want to see this whole thing through.
00:33:51The whole 30 days.
00:33:54It's prudent.
00:33:56It's prudent?
00:33:58Really?
00:33:59Shut up.
00:34:00Come on.
00:34:00Stop.
00:34:01I'm sorry.
00:34:02Wait, okay.
00:34:03I want to ask you a question.
00:34:04Okay.
00:34:05What was your first impression of me?
00:34:09It's not hard.
00:34:10Okay.
00:34:11I'll set the scene.
00:34:12We can really love it.
00:34:13Ready?
00:34:14Vegas.
00:34:16Hotel bar.
00:34:18Lights are low.
00:34:20It's very impromptu.
00:34:21Very chaotic.
00:34:23And I'm sitting there at the bar.
00:34:24You see a pretty little blonde girl.
00:34:26By herself.
00:34:28An opportunity to tell the truth.
00:34:30But what would she think?
00:34:33What's wrong?
00:34:39Pierce.
00:34:41Dude, where the hell are you?
00:34:42Door's open 20 minutes ago and the guys from the label are here.
00:34:44I need you here now.
00:34:45Okay, yeah, yeah.
00:34:46I'm on my way.
00:34:48I'm so sorry.
00:34:49Pierce is having a concert.
00:34:50I have to go.
00:34:51No, I know.
00:34:53I think I'm coming with you.
00:34:56Kennedy just invited me.
00:34:57You gotta be fucking kidding me.
00:34:59Let's go.
00:35:01Awesome.
00:35:01Okay.
00:35:02I'm gonna go put on leggings.
00:35:05Mm-hmm.
00:35:07Perfect.
00:35:07Me, Elle, Pierce, Kennedy.
00:35:09In the same room.
00:35:10What could go wrong?
00:35:21Okay, there's a new record label that's scoping out Pierce.
00:35:24I need you to stay here.
00:35:25I have to go talk to them.
00:35:26Okay?
00:35:26Don't talk to anybody.
00:35:28Okay?
00:35:29What?
00:35:29Oliver!
00:35:31Kennedy's gone.
00:35:37Excuse me.
00:35:39Are you lost?
00:35:41You're not supposed to be here.
00:35:42No, no.
00:35:43I'm actually with Oliver.
00:35:45Okay, hysterical, sweetie.
00:35:47The last person to bring a date around here is Oliver.
00:35:49Go get Pierce's wardrobe.
00:35:51Go, now!
00:35:52So sorry, Mr...
00:35:54Go, now!
00:35:56Unprofessional!
00:35:57I'm giving her a performance review for that.
00:36:04You know you can be really...
00:36:08scary.
00:36:09Why did you talk to her like that?
00:36:12Elle!
00:36:13I'm tracking you and it says you're here!
00:36:15Where are you, girly?
00:36:17You were about to meet my bestie.
00:36:18And she...
00:36:20Elle!
00:36:21Elle!
00:36:23I feel like I haven't seen you in decades.
00:36:26I literally saw you this morning.
00:36:27I know.
00:36:28Yeah.
00:36:29Those mushrooms rocked my world.
00:36:31I know.
00:36:31Same thing.
00:36:32Let's go find Pierce.
00:36:33I think he's in wardrobe.
00:36:33No, no, no.
00:36:34Why?
00:36:34Why not?
00:36:35Oh, why?
00:36:36Because you're married?
00:36:37Come on, Elle!
00:36:39That is just a fantasy.
00:36:41Let's get out of fairytale land together, okay?
00:36:44Let's go.
00:36:46Maybe Kennedy was right.
00:36:48After all, why did Oliver just ditch me?
00:36:58Okay.
00:36:59Just talk to the label guys.
00:37:00Just go out there, do your thing, give them the goods, okay?
00:37:03They just want to know that you'd be a single guy that can be like...
00:37:06sold as a teen heartthrob.
00:37:07Basic brand marketing.
00:37:09Can you get your bottom line, huh?
00:37:11Scott, you have a one-track mind, bro.
00:37:15You know, I think you need to get laid.
00:37:17Big time.
00:37:19I'm seeing someone.
00:37:20What?
00:37:21Who?
00:37:22What's her name?
00:37:24Here.
00:37:25Open up.
00:37:26I want you to meet my friend, Elle.
00:37:28Oh, okay.
00:37:30I need you to do me a favor, okay?
00:37:33Open this door or I will open it for you in three seconds!
00:37:37Three, two, one!
00:37:43Two, one!
00:37:44You owe me.
00:37:46What's up?
00:37:48What took you so long?
00:37:49Nothing.
00:37:50I was just practicing my set so I didn't hear you.
00:37:53What's up?
00:37:54Who do you owe me to meet?
00:37:55Craze fan?
00:37:56Make-a-wish kid?
00:37:57Not exactly.
00:37:59Pierce, this is Elle, the genius photographer.
00:38:03Elle, this is Pierce, my prodigal brother.
00:38:05Hey.
00:38:06Hey.
00:38:08So you're the one who stood me up?
00:38:10Ah, yeah.
00:38:12I am so sorry.
00:38:13I'm sorry.
00:38:14Believe it or not, this has happened before, believe it or not.
00:38:16Excuse me.
00:38:16Oh!
00:38:26The artist has crazy schedules.
00:38:29Mm-hmm.
00:38:31Is he flirting with me?
00:38:35Sorry.
00:38:37That was rude, right?
00:38:39It was okay.
00:38:41You want me to shut fire?
00:38:42No!
00:38:42Do not fire anybody!
00:38:43No!
00:38:46Sorry, this might be too forward, but you probably get it all the time, but you are insanely beautiful.
00:38:54Yeah.
00:38:54Definitely flirting.
00:38:56Do I hear nuptials, Braylon?
00:38:59Ken!
00:38:59Stop!
00:39:02Oh!
00:39:03Kate, what are you doing?
00:39:05I am just going to put myself on your radar.
00:39:09Okay.
00:39:10Cool.
00:39:12No, I got you too.
00:39:14Pierce, tickets ready for you backstage.
00:39:16And you're on in five minutes.
00:39:19Well, I, uh, hope you enjoy the show.
00:39:23Mm-hmm.
00:39:23Elle, don't leave this time.
00:39:25And, uh, maybe I'll see you after.
00:39:28Yeah.
00:39:34He is totally into you!
00:39:36I totally predicted this!
00:39:38Am I psych?
00:39:40Maybe this was a sign.
00:39:42Maybe it really is time to end things with Oliver.
00:39:50He ditched you, Elle.
00:39:52Sorry, husband.
00:39:53I've got other plans tonight.
00:39:55Please, please, please don't tell me you are thinking about psycho love bomber Vegas guy.
00:40:00Look, he's not really like all that.
00:40:02He's better.
00:40:03How do you know?
00:40:03It's not like you've seen him since, right?
00:40:06Right.
00:40:07Right.
00:40:09Right.
00:40:10Right.
00:40:11Well, if you are going to sleep with my brother tonight, let's make you look like a bombshell.
00:40:16Ready?
00:40:17I think so.
00:40:18Let's go.
00:40:19She did that.
00:40:21Here we go.
00:40:22Get ready.
00:40:24Oh, this.
00:40:25Okay.
00:40:25This looks like it's maybe your size.
00:40:29Yes.
00:40:29Okay.
00:40:31Oh.
00:40:32Oh, God.
00:40:33That is the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life.
00:40:35Okay.
00:40:36Oh.
00:40:36Oh.
00:40:37How did it get worse?
00:40:39Oh, my God.
00:40:41Oh.
00:40:41Right.
00:40:49Oh, my God.
00:40:51Oh, my God.
00:40:52Okay.
00:40:52Well, we already missed out the show.
00:40:53Oh, who cares?
00:40:54I've seen it a million times.
00:40:56And you will, too, as his future wife.
00:40:58Besides, I don't want to risk running into Oliver.
00:41:02Ugh.
00:41:03Right.
00:41:03Oliver.
00:41:04I've actually been meaning to ask you, uh, why do you bait Pierce's manager so much?
00:41:08Oh, he's just impossible.
00:41:10You know?
00:41:10Like, one time, Pierce had this show in New York, and he was totally freaking out, like,
00:41:15spiraling beforehand.
00:41:16And he needed a break.
00:41:17But Oliver just dragged him on stage anyway because it was in the contract.
00:41:21Like, who does that, right?
00:41:23Ugh.
00:41:24I feel sorry for his future wife.
00:41:27She has no idea that Oliver's wife is me.
00:41:29Maybe this is who he really is.
00:41:31You know what?
00:41:32I've been thinking, and I think I am going to get that annulment from Vegas guy.
00:41:39Good for you, girl.
00:41:41Yes!
00:41:42Feminism.
00:41:43Okay, well, I'm gonna go get a drink.
00:41:45You don't want anything, right?
00:41:46No, I'm good.
00:41:46I'm gonna wait for you outside, though, okay?
00:41:48Okay, back in five.
00:41:56Fairytales don't exist, though.
00:42:04You clean up nice.
00:42:09Well, you came back.
00:42:12How kind.
00:42:13I deserve that.
00:42:15You ditched me.
00:42:17Are you embarrassed of me?
00:42:19Am I not, what, posh enough?
00:42:20No, no, no.
00:42:22Okay, there's a lot going on here.
00:42:24I can't.
00:42:25Can you explain to me, please?
00:42:29Come on a date with me.
00:42:31A real one.
00:42:32Right now.
00:42:34Right now?
00:42:36Yeah.
00:42:37Right now.
00:42:38Do I trust him?
00:42:48I'm gonna drive tonight, Sven.
00:42:50Very good time.
00:42:53You ready?
00:42:54Yeah.
00:42:58Fancy.
00:43:00I'll try.
00:43:03You know, this is so weird.
00:43:05What?
00:43:06Kennedy's brother has this exact same car.
00:43:08Have you ever met him?
00:43:09He's just never there.
00:43:12Yeah, a couple times.
00:43:15Okay.
00:43:16So, where are we going?
00:43:29You ready?
00:43:31Oh, God.
00:43:32He is going to murder me, isn't he?
00:43:38You ready?
00:43:39An abandoned construction site.
00:43:41A.K.A.
00:43:42A dark place with no witnesses.
00:43:45That's...
00:43:45You're perfect.
00:43:46It's my house.
00:43:47It will be soon.
00:43:50Okay.
00:43:54That tree over there would be a really good spot for a rope swing.
00:43:57Think about that?
00:44:00That's a really good idea.
00:44:02Perk of being a creative, Mr. Business.
00:44:06Okay.
00:44:07Show me around.
00:44:10Mm-hmm.
00:44:12Okay.
00:44:13Mm-hmm.
00:44:14Okay, so...
00:44:17Give me the vision.
00:44:18Okay.
00:44:18I'm trying to picture.
00:44:19Mm-hmm.
00:44:20Here.
00:44:21This is where the couch would go.
00:44:22Oh, right here.
00:44:23Okay.
00:44:24This is where the projector would be.
00:44:27Projector, okay.
00:44:28Where we'd watch the Clippers games.
00:44:31I think you mean where I would watch the Clippers games, and you would just do a bunch of screaming.
00:44:34Okay.
00:44:35If I remember correctly, you're the one that screamed when Kawhi missed the layup.
00:44:38Okay, yeah.
00:44:39It was a travesty.
00:44:40Of course.
00:44:43I thought this was over, but now, what's happening between us?
00:44:50Okay, so, what about this?
00:44:54I mean, that's easy.
00:44:55I mean, that's easy.
00:44:56That...
00:44:56Oh, it's easy.
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:58That'd be your spot.
00:45:01I mean, you can put your cameras there, hang up your prints.
00:45:06I was thinking maybe if you want, you could put up like a little backdrop, and that's where you could
00:45:11shoot your flowers.
00:45:11How do you know I could shoot flowers?
00:45:14I may have looked at your website.
00:45:18Oh my god, you are a stalker.
00:45:19No, I'm not.
00:45:20That's what you're saying.
00:45:20I'm researched, okay?
00:45:22Big difference.
00:45:23I don't know about that.
00:45:28I know that you listen to rock when you cook.
00:45:34Your breath shortens when you're feeling overwhelmed.
00:45:37You tap your fingers against your leg when you're trying not to cry.
00:45:42And you know that you have a big smile when you're feeling safe.
00:45:47Like right now.
00:45:50Look, that's really sweet.
00:45:53More than just my manners.
00:45:55I know.
00:45:58What I don't know is...
00:46:04What you want.
00:46:07Take a chance, Elle.
00:46:11You.
00:46:28In that moment, I knew I'd pass the point of no return.
00:46:33I was falling for him.
00:46:35There's no doubt about it.
00:46:39I didn't know the present many times.
00:46:40I know that.
00:46:40You
00:46:40I need that.
00:46:54You
00:46:54you
00:47:11Sex and a construction site.
00:47:13We didn't even wear a hard hat.
00:47:15So irresponsible.
00:47:17Oh, man.
00:47:17Ooh.
00:47:20Oliver?
00:47:21Yeah?
00:47:22Can you tell me something?
00:47:25Just think about you.
00:47:26I feel like I don't know anything about you.
00:47:32Now I got you too.
00:47:35Why was he texting her?
00:47:40Not much to know.
00:47:42No, there's a lot.
00:47:44I mean, like, where'd you grow up?
00:47:46What's your family like?
00:47:48You can't tell her.
00:47:50Not now.
00:47:52Oliver?
00:47:58I'm so sorry.
00:47:58I have a family emergency.
00:48:00I have to go.
00:48:01You okay?
00:48:02Yeah, no, it's fine.
00:48:03It's just I have stuff to deal with now.
00:48:05Okay?
00:48:05I'll be in touch.
00:48:12I'll be in touch?
00:48:15God.
00:48:15El, what are you doing?
00:48:21God.
00:48:29Oliver, darling, it's been ages.
00:48:31What's the big emergency, Mom?
00:48:33What's going on?
00:48:34Rebranding.
00:48:35That's the emergency.
00:48:37We need to show the world that the Chamberlain family is still the power player in this town,
00:48:43starting with your entertainment conglomerate and ending with our real estate firm.
00:48:47Great.
00:48:48Rebranding.
00:48:49We can do that.
00:48:49Look, I really-
00:48:50I need you on board, Oliver.
00:48:53I need you all on board.
00:48:55Okay, okay, Mom.
00:48:57I'm here.
00:48:57What's the big emergency?
00:48:59What the hell are you doing here?
00:49:02Hi, sis.
00:49:07Hi, sis.
00:49:08Oliver, I think there's been a mistake.
00:49:10This is a family meeting, not a business meeting.
00:49:13Well, considering you have rocks for brains, I'm kind of glad this isn't a business meeting.
00:49:17Wow.
00:49:19Sit and burn, bro.
00:49:20How dare you-
00:49:20Stop it!
00:49:21The both of you.
00:49:23We need to come together as a family.
00:49:28Give her sister a hug.
00:49:29Put your feud in the past.
00:49:31Yeah, big bro.
00:49:32Come on.
00:49:33Give me a hug.
00:49:38You're gonna die alone, loser.
00:49:40Challenge accepted, brat.
00:49:44So now then, the Chamberlain family has to show the public that we are relatable, functional,
00:49:53wholesome.
00:49:54It's what the shareholders need to see.
00:49:57Which is why we're doing a photo shoot, and I need to find a photographer.
00:50:02Yes, this is Elle, the genius photographer.
00:50:06Oh, God.
00:50:07Please, don't say it.
00:50:08Elle.
00:50:08My friend Elle can do it.
00:50:10I am so fucked.
00:50:15My friend Elle can do it.
00:50:16Okay, yeah, but let's get someone else.
00:50:18Why?
00:50:19Oh, uh, let me guess.
00:50:21My friend Elle isn't good enough for you.
00:50:23No, no, I'm just saying let's get someone else.
00:50:25Someone who's, like, experienced, professional.
00:50:28We need a female eye for this, and Elle is perfect.
00:50:31Your sister has a point, Oliver.
00:50:32Well, I, for one, would love a chance to spend more time with Elle.
00:50:35I'm actually taking her on a date tonight, so...
00:50:37You're what?
00:50:38Why do you care?
00:50:39What's the problem?
00:50:41Did Elle seriously agree to a date with him?
00:50:43After last night?
00:50:44I don't.
00:50:45I...
00:50:46I just feel like you should be focused on your craft.
00:50:48Oh, spare us, you psycho-workaholic.
00:50:51Elle is shooting our family portraits, and Pierce is taking her on a date.
00:50:55Great.
00:50:56It's little then.
00:50:5710 a.m. tomorrow.
00:51:01This is going to reveal everything.
00:51:10Last night was incredible.
00:51:19Then the mysterious, I'll be in touch.
00:51:22Why did Oliver rush out?
00:51:24And why was he so amazing and then suddenly so weird?
00:51:29Miss Chamberlain?
00:51:30Uh, no, I'm not Miss Chamberlain.
00:51:33Oh, well, this is for Mr. Chamberlain?
00:51:37To Oliver?
00:51:38Uh, no, I think there's been a mistake.
00:51:39Oliver's not a turbulent either.
00:51:41I don't know, Miss.
00:51:42Uh, I just go where I'm told.
00:51:44Can you sign for it, or what?
00:51:47Uh, yeah, sure, of course.
00:51:50Just...
00:51:56Why is Kennedy's family company sending Oliver this?
00:52:02Hey, Ken.
00:52:04Okay, don't scream.
00:52:05I have news.
00:52:07What now, another ayahuasca mixer?
00:52:08No, better.
00:52:10My mom wants a full editorial for the next Chamberlain media issue.
00:52:14A family feature on my family.
00:52:16Apparently the public thinks we're unrelatable.
00:52:18I told you, Mrs. Chamberlain only wears her meds.
00:52:22Get it right or do not come back for your next shit.
00:52:25Wow, I can't imagine why.
00:52:27So?
00:52:29It's a hole.
00:52:30Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:38Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:41Well, you want me to shoot the editorial?
00:52:44That's why you called.
00:52:45You called to hire me on as a photographer?
00:52:48Duh, bitch.
00:52:50Infinity.
00:52:51This is huge.
00:52:52This is major.
00:52:53Like, career defining.
00:52:55Oh, my God.
00:52:56Yes, I will be there.
00:52:57I will so do it, of course.
00:52:58Yes.
00:52:59Okay, let's go.
00:53:02Also, there is one, like, teeny tiny little thing you should know.
00:53:07Okay, go on.
00:53:10Okay, so it is so not a huge deal.
00:53:13But my older brother is being kind of cagey about you shooting us for some reason.
00:53:18Probably because he's a control freak and doesn't like new people.
00:53:22But just ignore him, okay?
00:53:24Okay, weird.
00:53:26That's fine.
00:53:26Yay, okay.
00:53:27I'll see you tomorrow at 10 a.m. sharp.
00:53:30Mommy hates when vendors are late.
00:53:38I just landed the biggest gig of my life to date.
00:53:42Oliver's going to float.
00:53:54She's so excited.
00:53:55Liz won't unravel everything I've kept hitting.
00:54:03So then, we're confirmed for tomorrow.
00:54:06Yes, Mom, we're set.
00:54:07Elle is such a genius, creative, and low-key, I'm setting her up with Pierce.
00:54:11Why would you do that?
00:54:13Maybe she's seen someone already.
00:54:14Or maybe I'm her best friend and I know what's going on in her life.
00:54:18You don't know everything, Kennedy.
00:54:19You rarely do.
00:54:20For your information, big bro, she met Pierce at his show and they hit it off.
00:54:26Besides, she's getting a divorce from this random weirdo she got married to in Vegas.
00:54:32She told you that.
00:54:33Duh.
00:54:34I'm her best friend.
00:54:36She's still planning to leave.
00:54:38Even after last night.
00:54:39I thought, I thought I changed her mind.
00:54:44Well, I'm out.
00:54:46I have a facial.
00:54:51Well, good.
00:54:52Pierce is finding love then, it seems.
00:54:55So now I want to talk to you about your future, Oliver.
00:54:59You're a multi-millionaire, sweetie, and I finally found someone worthy of your arm.
00:55:04You're taking her to dinner.
00:55:06Tiana Briggs is here, ma'am.
00:55:08Good.
00:55:08Bring her in.
00:55:09Mom, I...
00:55:19Tiana, sweetie, I want to introduce you to my son, Oliver.
00:55:25Oliver?
00:55:27Oliver.
00:55:33El.
00:55:37El.
00:55:38El.
00:56:00Is she...
00:56:03Hey.
00:56:03Hey.
00:56:04You sure don't mind helping?
00:56:05No, come on.
00:56:07I just need to get this to the rental shop before it closes.
00:56:10Sure.
00:56:11Got to support the arts, right?
00:56:12Yeah.
00:56:16She took the date with him, of course.
00:56:19Maybe I should have just let him have her from the start.
00:56:25It was my right one.
00:56:27Thank you so much for helping out today.
00:56:30Oh, come on.
00:56:30It's no big deal.
00:56:31Plus, uh, I will take any excuse I can to, uh, jam out the Blink-182, for the record.
00:56:36Yeah.
00:56:37So, I guess we, uh, we, uh, that in common.
00:56:50And we did.
00:56:51But maybe I liked not always having something in common.
00:56:56You okay?
00:56:57Yeah.
00:56:59Of course.
00:57:01I'm really excited to photograph her, can't we?
00:57:03But I am super nervous.
00:57:06Ah, come on.
00:57:06Well, maybe this is your sign.
00:57:07You got to, uh, let me take you out for a drink tonight.
00:57:10So we can loosen up those nerves.
00:57:18I'm flattered.
00:57:20But I'm kind of seeing someone.
00:57:22Oh.
00:57:23Kennedy, she...
00:57:24No, I know, I know.
00:57:24It's complicated.
00:57:27I...
00:57:29Really.
00:57:29He's a very lucky guy.
00:57:31Thanks.
00:57:33See ya.
00:57:35Bye.
00:57:39I cannot believe it.
00:57:41I'm getting paid to do what I love.
00:57:44And I'm falling for someone.
00:57:55The number you have dialed is unavailable.
00:57:58To leave a message.
00:58:00Where?
00:58:18Everything okay, sexy?
00:58:20Yeah.
00:58:22Everything's fine.
00:58:22All right.
00:58:23Val can move on, so can I.
00:58:25Cheers.
00:58:26Cheers.
00:58:34Okay, I'll...
00:58:35You got this.
00:58:36Yeah, I'll...
00:58:38Got this.
00:58:40Are we ready?
00:58:41I've only got an hour to get this.
00:58:43Kennedy!
00:58:45Ken...
00:58:45Yeah?
00:58:46Text your brother.
00:58:47Make sure he's on time.
00:58:48And, sweetie, add a little lip liner.
00:58:51You'll look washed out without it.
00:58:56Hey, girl.
00:58:57You okay?
00:58:58Yeah, it's just...
00:58:59My mom is all stressed out, and Oliver is late.
00:59:02Of course.
00:59:02Wait, why would Oliver come to the family photo shoot?
00:59:07Why would Pierce's music manager need to be here?
00:59:10All right, places, everyone.
00:59:13All right, all right, all right.
00:59:15The attractive one is here.
00:59:17Nobody panic.
00:59:21Where is he?
00:59:22Where's Oliver?
00:59:24Wait, sorry.
00:59:25Why would you need...
00:59:31Oliver?
00:59:35Oliver?
00:59:38What are you doing here?
00:59:40I don't care if I can explain.
00:59:41Finally.
00:59:43We've been waiting.
00:59:46Elle, you've now officially met Oliver.
00:59:49My older brother.
00:59:52Hey.
00:59:54Wait, wait.
00:59:55Wait, wait.
00:59:56I don't...
00:59:57I...
00:59:57Wait, what's going on?
01:00:01Anne's so familiar.
01:00:02It's my older brother's car.
01:00:04Kennedy's brother has this exact same car.
01:00:06You want to avoid him like the plague.
01:00:09The last person to bring a date around here is Oliver.
01:00:11Go get Pierce's wardrobe!
01:00:13Can you tell me something?
01:00:14Just about you?
01:00:16I feel like I don't know anything about you.
01:00:18And then everything clicked.
01:00:20Because that's the thing about great things.
01:00:22The other shoe always drops.
01:00:24You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:33You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:36What is going on?
01:00:38He's the guy I married.
01:00:40Why would you not tell me that Pierce's music manager is also your brother?
01:00:44I assumed you knew.
01:00:46No!
01:00:46Why didn't you tell me that you married Pierce's manager?
01:00:49Because you clearly hated him.
01:00:50And I wanted to decide on my own terms if I should divorce him or not.
01:00:54Yeah, we obviously made your decision.
01:00:55You went on a date with Pierce.
01:00:56What?
01:00:57What date?
01:00:57I saw you guys last night.
01:00:59Oh my God, nothing happened.
01:01:01Jesus.
01:01:02You really think that little of me?
01:01:04Ollie, sweetie, I brought you some collagen water for your big shoot.
01:01:07There she is.
01:01:08Oliver's future wife.
01:01:11Your what?
01:01:12No, this is a massive misunderstanding.
01:01:15Hold on.
01:01:17Pierce is the one you were supposed to meet in Vegas.
01:01:20How did Oliver enter the picture?
01:01:22Wait.
01:01:23Did you steal my date with Elle?
01:01:28Oh my God.
01:01:30You're dead.
01:01:32Yo, what the fuck, Oliver?
01:01:40Do not touch me right now.
01:01:43You tricked your way into a date with me and then you lied to me for weeks.
01:01:48I was afraid you were going to leave.
01:01:50Can someone please tell me what the hell is going on?
01:01:54I'm dating Elle.
01:01:56No.
01:01:57No, you're not.
01:01:59Not anymore.
01:02:00Just to be clear, I want a divorce.
01:02:04You're married?
01:02:07Ew.
01:02:08Screw this.
01:02:09I'm out of here.
01:02:10Great idea.
01:02:11I'm good.
01:02:12Elle.
01:02:12No.
01:02:21Okay.
01:02:22Start talking because that was the NBA Finals of Bad Decisions.
01:02:28I met her at the Forbes Under 30 event a year ago.
01:02:32Hey, you guys want your picture taken?
01:02:34All right.
01:02:34Ready?
01:02:35Get together.
01:02:35One, two, three.
01:02:37One, two, three.
01:02:39Beautiful.
01:02:39Nice job, you guys.
01:02:40Oh, hey.
01:02:41You guys want your picture taken?
01:02:43She was photographing the founder's luncheon.
01:02:45Okay.
01:02:46I couldn't stop looking at her.
01:02:49But I was too much of a coward to say anything.
01:02:53I saw her on Pierce's calendar and I learned that they had a date.
01:02:58And I panicked.
01:02:59Okay.
01:02:59I just...
01:03:01I wanted it.
01:03:02Holy shit.
01:03:04So it's true.
01:03:05You did steal his date.
01:03:07It was wrong.
01:03:08Okay.
01:03:08Everything I did was wrong.
01:03:10Okay.
01:03:10I'm a CEO.
01:03:11I try to control everything.
01:03:13Understatement of the century.
01:03:14But with Elle, I'm different.
01:03:19I'm different.
01:03:21Better.
01:03:24I can't believe I'm saying this.
01:03:27Go.
01:03:29Go.
01:03:30Talk to her.
01:03:31Just stop being a control freak and just try being human.
01:03:39And I'll...
01:03:41I do love you, you know.
01:03:46You too.
01:03:52Help.
01:03:54Help!
01:03:56Help!
01:04:11It's been a month since I've seen my husband.
01:04:16I searched for joy in my solo life and stopped comparing my life to my friends' lives on Instagram.
01:04:24I found pleasure in my own company.
01:04:33Oh, the Clippers just won.
01:04:35But deep down, I couldn't stop thinking about him.
01:04:39And so I knew it was time.
01:04:42Time to do something I thought I would never do.
01:04:45We gotta stay close to those guys.
01:04:47I said, how about Hardin in that 6.5?
01:04:49Mom?
01:04:49You're like, yeah, you like that?
01:04:50You're like, yeah, you like that?
01:04:51Can I come home?
01:04:55He brings it back.
01:04:57I think it's time for me to leave Los Angeles.
01:05:13Mr. Chamberlain, is the package for Ms. L. Page ready?
01:05:16Yeah.
01:05:19Just hoping it works.
01:05:30This is the last one.
01:05:31We're ready to take these to the truck, miss.
01:05:35Goodbye, Los Angeles.
01:05:37So, you again.
01:05:39I have something for you from Mr. Chamberlain.
01:05:42Oliver Chamberlain.
01:05:44I know who he is.
01:05:48He really, really likes you, you know?
01:05:58El, first off, I want to say sorry.
01:06:02Obviously, what I did was wrong.
01:06:05Selfish.
01:06:06But you have to know, I fell in love with you a year ago at the Forbes 30 under 30
01:06:11gala.
01:06:12Even though I never talked to you, you were so at ease with yourself.
01:06:17I envied you immensely.
01:06:20So, when fate happened and my own sister set you with my brother, I stole his date.
01:06:26I couldn't help myself.
01:06:28I know we're different, though.
01:06:30But I will make this work.
01:06:32Anyway, any day.
01:06:35But I leave it up to you.
01:06:37We can get a divorce.
01:06:39The papers are included here.
01:06:43Or, here's the key to your house.
01:06:45It's just about ready now.
01:06:48Where we'll watch the clippers and you'll finally have your photo note.
01:06:52I want you here, El.
01:06:53Please say yes.
01:06:55We're just about ready, miss.
01:06:57Are we ready to go to Ohio?
01:07:10House looks nice.
01:07:13It's all the swing.
01:07:19You came.
01:07:21Well, I saw the letter.
01:07:25Cheesy.
01:07:26Or, like, too much.
01:07:29No.
01:07:31Hell, I meant every word.
01:07:32I am so sorry.
01:07:36You're scared of what I would think.
01:07:39I get that.
01:07:41You shouldn't have lied to me, still.
01:07:45But, and again, I guess I've caught him in my need.
01:07:51About what?
01:07:55I never told you.
01:07:59I love you.
01:08:01Over.
01:08:06I love you, too.
01:08:08Ma'am.
01:08:13I love you.
01:08:14I love you.
01:08:14I love you.
01:08:14I love you.
01:08:14I love you.
01:08:15I love you.
01:08:16I love you.
01:08:16I love you.
01:08:17I love you.
01:08:18I love you.
01:08:18I love you.
01:08:20I love you.
01:08:21I love you.
01:08:22I love you.
01:08:23I love you.
01:08:23I love you.
01:08:28I love you.
01:08:37The rest of the year flew by, I moved into our house, okay, okay, our love for the Clippers
01:08:50is still going strong, maybe too strong sometimes, and no matter how busy Oliver
01:08:59is with work, we always do a date night a week, no exceptions, and almost a year to the date
01:09:08of our Vegas wedding, a day after my birthday, we renewed our vows, not all love stories start
01:09:22off in disaster, but now I was sure we'd last, we found love in a hopeless place after
01:09:29all.
01:09:37We'll see you next time.
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