00:00We've got Paul Hammond right now. Let's get it!
00:11Fake green shirt guy. Another fake sighting.
00:16I'm having a really bad night.
00:25And not just because after a 40 year Hall of Fame career, I'm relegated to a contractual appearance in Boston,
00:39Massachusetts.
00:43I'm having a bad night because there's no one left for me to hide behind.
00:51Bronson Reed will not be back anytime soon.
00:56Brown Breaker will not be back anytime soon.
01:00Brock Lesnar is so pissed off, he has already left the arena.
01:05Logan Paul is half conscious.
01:08Austin Theory is half conscious, which means that just leaves me.
01:18And I have a stalker, a jaded ex, a psychopath that fancies himself as a visionary and his name is
01:27Seth Freakin' Rollins.
01:34And despite the character that I portray on television, here's a news slash for everyone.
01:41I'm a man.
01:46And I'm a man that's been pushed too far.
01:49And Seth Rollins is a man who feels the same way, which means WWE isn't big enough for the two
01:59of us.
02:02No, that's not a challenge for a match at WrestleMania.
02:07We all know I don't stand any chance in that match.
02:12Nor is it a challenge to fight tonight.
02:15But to be honest, what other choice am I left with?
02:24So, maybe it's time that Seth Rollins came down here and put me out of my own damn misery.
02:33Maybe it's time that we do this right here, right now.
03:01But sometimes, a man has to do what a man has to do.
03:22So, must be honest with you.
03:29Are you freaking kidding me?
03:32Here is your moment, Seth.
03:35Let's do this .
03:37I'm standing at your reign, Mr. Visionary.
03:41I'm waiting for you!
04:21I told you I was going to settle this with you like a man!
04:25Men in my family are snitches!
04:28We file restraining orders with the courts!
04:32We file lawsuits!
04:33You're within 50 feet of me!
04:35Violation of the restraining order is a felony!
04:38You are going to jail!
04:41You are going to prison!
04:43And when you go to prison,
04:45because you're a felon,
04:47your wife will divorce you!
04:49And when she divorces you,
04:51and she's married to half of the locker room,
04:54someone is going to call Child Protective Services for your daughter!
04:59But don't worry, I, Paul Heyman,
05:02will adopt your daughter
05:04so she doesn't go through life,
05:06then you got her first!
05:08And I said,
05:08I love you!
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06:13There we go, Collins is out right now.
06:16Thank you!
06:18Go!
06:20Here comes the Kabuki Warriors right now.
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