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Something Very Bad Is Going To Happen Season 1 Episode 8
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01:34Please be seated.
01:41We have all gathered here to witness the joining of these two beloved souls.
01:49It has been said that love is patient, love is kind.
01:55But I have found it to be much more life-threatening than that.
02:00When we first fall in love, we become soft.
02:05And in our softness, we are stabbed all the way through the chest.
02:09That's love.
02:11It's a metal rod through the heart, piercing you.
02:17Every day, you hope that that rod isn't ripped out.
02:21But like any risk, it's the thrill that makes it all worthwhile.
02:30To love fully, one must offer themselves up.
02:33The most important decision is who you trust to hold the other end of that metal rod.
02:40And now the couple has decided to write their own vows.
02:43So, Rachel, we'll start with you first.
02:53Nikki, falling for you was so easy and it happened so fast.
02:57Our first date was in a rental car and it lasted four days.
03:06Four days.
03:09And I remember thinking,
03:15I never want to get out of this car.
03:18And four days is now forever.
03:23Forever.
03:29I spent my life trying to arm myself against bad luck.
03:36Always in pursuit of certainty.
03:43But as we know, this week has put us through the fucking rain.
03:49Sorry.
03:49Put us through the ringer and through it all,
03:56I realized that you can't rely on certainty
04:03because there is no certainty in marriage, in love, in anything.
04:09The only certainty in life is death.
04:17The only certainty in life is death.
04:26The only certainty in life is death.
05:01I have nothing to worry about.
05:05because you
05:07you are my good luck charm
05:09you have always
05:11always
05:11always been my good luck charm
05:15it's true
05:17so
05:20I vow
05:21Nikki
05:23to see you truly
05:25as you have done for me
05:27and I promise to
05:32believe in you
05:33and believe in us
05:38because that it
05:40that's really what this
05:41this is
05:42it's a leap of faith
05:45we don't know what's gonna happen but
05:47we believe
05:49it's gonna work out
05:52and I
05:55I believe
05:56you are
05:58my soulmate
06:05so wherever we're going
06:07wherever we're going
06:10I never want to get out of this rental car
06:17okay
06:17I'm done
06:18okay Nikki your turn
06:20yeah
06:21okay
06:23I wrote mine down
06:25um
06:28Rachel
06:30um
06:31I wish I went first
06:32that's tough
06:33that is tough to follow
06:34um
06:35okay
06:36Rachel
06:37as you could see
06:38from the second you got here
06:40I grew up in a household
06:42where marriage was
06:45highly regarded
06:46so
06:47of course
06:48when you told me
06:49two weeks
06:50into our relationship
06:51that you'd never get married
06:52I thought
06:54she's the one
06:57but really I never had to
06:59interrogate
07:00if you were the one
07:01because
07:02I was just new
07:05and after spending
07:06one hour
07:07with you
07:09I thought to myself
07:10I hope
07:12every hour is like this
07:13and
07:14if I don't spend the rest of my life with her
07:16it's because
07:17I fucked up
07:19really badly
07:21I made a vow
07:22to myself
07:23not to fuck it up
07:24really badly
07:24so that I could stand
07:25at an altar one day
07:27making vows to you
07:31so here we are
07:35I promise
07:36to always give you
07:38my love
07:39my time
07:41my understanding
07:44I promise
07:45to be a non-judgmental partner
07:47in whatever adventures
07:49you seek
07:51I promise
07:53to stand aside you
07:55always
07:56even in times
07:57of disagreement
07:58there is nothing
07:59in the world
08:00that matters more to me
08:01than you
08:04and I won't let anything
08:05in between us
08:10that was beautiful
08:11that was beautiful
08:12both of you
08:15okay
08:15now for the big moment
08:17the rings please
08:21there you go
08:23that's for you
08:25that's for you
08:27I'm shaking
08:30okay
08:32Rachel Alexander Harkin
08:34do you take
08:35Nicholas Summer
08:36Cunningham
08:36to be your lawfully
08:38wedded husband
08:38to have
08:39and to hold
08:40in sickness
08:41and in health
08:42till death
08:43do you part
08:52I do
09:06Nicholas Summer
09:07Cunningham
09:08do you take
09:09Rachel Alexandra Harkin
09:11to be your lawfully
09:12wedded wife
09:13to have
09:14and to hold
09:14in sickness
09:15and in health
09:16until death
09:17do you part
09:35a simple I do
09:36is all I need to
09:37I uh
09:38just get
09:40I um
09:43I wrote
09:44these
09:46vows
09:47a week ago
09:48and
09:49they don't
09:50quite feel
09:55because you
09:56you're
09:56you're right
09:58this week
09:59it put us
10:00through the ringer
10:01and
10:02everything
10:03I thought
10:04I knew
10:04about
10:05about love
10:06and marriage
10:08it's changed
10:08it's all changed
10:09and
10:10I
10:11I understand
10:12you now
10:13better than
10:13I ever have
10:14before
10:14I see
10:15now
10:16what you were
10:17saying
10:17what are you
10:18doing
10:19marriage
10:20destroys people
10:21and
10:22it was already
10:23starting to get
10:24to us
10:24and
10:25you know
10:25what
10:26I um
10:28I don't want
10:29our relationship
10:30to change
10:31make you stick
10:31to the screw
10:32marriage
10:32it's been
10:33a poison
10:34marriage
10:35okay
10:36I got it
10:37it's been a poison
10:38in my family
10:39and I just
10:41I pushed you here
10:43what you didn't want
10:44what are you doing
10:45Rachel
10:45all I want
10:47is to spend
10:47the rest of my life
10:48with you
10:50but I don't want
10:51us to be like them
10:53I want us to have
10:54the privilege
10:56genuinely choosing
10:57each other
10:57every day
10:58like we always have
11:02the rental car
11:03is taking a hard left
11:04far away from here
11:06she's still in the car
11:07Mickey
11:07look at me
11:08look at me
11:09I'm there
11:10marry me
11:11marry me
11:12you'll happen to marry me
11:13right now
11:15I'm freeing us
11:16from the institution
11:17are you fucking serious
11:18Rachel
11:18are you fucking serious
11:20this is what you want
11:22stop
11:22I'm serious
11:23oh my god
11:24why don't we just give a couple
11:25some time to sort things out
11:26Rachel
11:27no
11:28everybody just stay for it
11:30Rachel
11:31Rachel
11:37let's just put the keys
11:38in the car and drive
11:39fuck all this
11:40don't be
11:40you're not serious
11:41I'm so sorry I pushed this year
11:43I'm fixing it
11:43hey this week has been
11:44kind of a nightmare
11:45oh my god
11:45and what if it was a vision
11:46of our future
11:47and I'm not gonna let that
11:47happen to us
11:48my god of course
11:48this week was a nightmare
11:49Nicky it's the week
11:50of our wedding
11:50what do you think
11:50the week of a wedding is
11:53you were supposed to
11:53take the leap of faith
11:54with me
11:55I did
11:56I did
11:56that's what I was doing
11:57no that was you
11:58hiding behind a philosophy
11:59and fearing the future
12:00based on other people's
12:01bad decisions
12:02I was the one
12:03putting my confidence
12:04in us
12:05I'm doing the same thing
12:06oh how is this
12:07the same thing
12:08you just agreed
12:09that all that matters
12:09is us
12:10I'm looking out for us
12:11how
12:12I just refuted my family's
12:13whole value system
12:14for you
12:14but I didn't ask you to
12:16okay but Rachel
12:16I know you never
12:17wanted to get married
12:19and now I see it
12:20and I finally understand
12:21why
12:22you have to marry me
12:23Rachel
12:24no we have to get married
12:25Rachel you've literally
12:26always said you never
12:27wanted to get married
12:28yeah that was before
12:28and neither was a
12:29fucking marriage curse
12:30tied to my bloodline
12:30and actually if you
12:31hadn't proposed to me
12:32we'd be fine
12:33and it's not your fault
12:34okay it is not your fault
12:35you didn't know
12:36I didn't know
12:37but now we know
12:38and now we have
12:39to get married
12:40that's not a reason
12:41to get married
12:43it should be because
12:44we love each other
12:45and we believe in that
12:46I know
12:47but that's not
12:48the fucking situation
12:49that we're in now
12:57oh my god
12:58why are you doing this now
13:02what the fuck
13:03Nicky
13:04why are you doing this now
13:16yeah
13:16more
13:17more
13:18more
13:18yeah
13:19that
13:19yeah
13:19thank you
13:20that's how much
13:20everyone should be getting
13:21everyone
13:22even the minors
13:22that one's for you
13:23he was in crisis
13:24Victoria
13:24he was looking to me
13:26for guidance
13:26and I had to be honest
13:31how was I supposed
13:32to know
13:33he was going to react
13:33like that
13:34because he idolizes us
13:35he thinks we have
13:37the perfect marriage
13:39we do
13:43he ruined my relationship
13:44with my son
13:46I will never have the chance
13:49to regain his trust
13:50no no
13:51he loves you
13:52he took away my ending
13:53wait come back
13:55Victoria
13:58honey
13:59what happened out there
14:00are you okay
14:01is Nicky okay
14:03what do we do
14:04thank you
14:05this is just a little
14:06silly disagreement
14:07they will be
14:08could someone do
14:09the wrong
14:09I don't want anyone thirsty
14:11cheers
14:12cheers
14:14like you mean it
14:15mommy hi
14:16keeping the energy out
14:24why'd you even propose to me then
14:27if I've always said
14:28I didn't want to get married
14:29all it took
14:30all it took was you finding out
14:31that your parents' marriage
14:32isn't perfect
14:33that's what you needed
14:34to do the thing
14:35that I've been saying
14:36I wanted since
14:36the day we met
14:39I could have told you
14:40an hour into knowing them
14:41Nicky
14:41that your parents
14:42don't have the marriage
14:43you vitalized your whole life
14:44your mother is lovely
14:45yes but she's also a narcissist
14:46and your father
14:47is a broken romantic
14:48who's looking for something
14:49to stuff the rest of himself into
14:50so their marriage only works
14:52because he reveres her
14:54and she needs to be revered
14:55he's completely consumed by her
14:57and still he's not enough for her
14:58so they're both empty
14:59and it's depressing to watch
15:01thanks Rachel
15:02yeah
15:03thanks
15:04thank you for that
15:05so I guess we both
15:05don't want to end up
15:07like your parents
15:09and um
15:09just to be clear
15:11in that scenario
15:13I'm the romantic
15:14and you're the narcissist
15:16oh
15:18that's nice
15:19yeah no that
15:19does make sense actually
15:21because our whole relationship
15:23revolves around you
15:25okay
15:26it's always me
15:27reassuring you
15:28that everything's okay
15:30even when there's literally
15:31nothing going on
15:32because
15:33you think something's
15:35always out to get you
15:36so I'm always tiptoeing
15:38around your sensitivities
15:39because you can't handle
15:41anything
15:42I get it
15:43not even
15:43one day with my family
15:45without me there
15:46constantly reassuring you
15:48every little thing
15:50is just an exhausting puzzle
15:52with you
15:52nothing is easy
15:53you're a really hard person
15:55to love
15:56I know
15:59okay
15:59I know
16:05is that what you want to hear
16:09fuck
16:20they're going to come
16:44why'd you say yes then
16:47when I proposed
16:48why'd you say yes
16:49because
16:50because I knew
16:51how much it meant to you
16:52and I
16:52and I
16:53I loved you
16:54and
16:59you're
16:59like the only person
17:01who could have gotten me here
17:03you loved me
17:08do you not love me anymore
17:12no go away
17:13I want to know her answer
17:15portion
17:15what the fuck
17:16mom wants you two back in there
17:17kissing and smiling
17:18like you didn't just slap her
17:19in the face
17:19in front of her whole bloodline
17:20and everyone in this world
17:21she loves and respects
17:22okay goodbye
17:31yes Nikki
17:32of course
17:33I love you
17:34still
17:35okay
17:35and one of the things
17:36that I love the most
17:37about you
17:38is that you are a rock
17:39you are consistent
17:40you are stable
17:41and you don't do things
17:42like dump me
17:43at the altar
17:44I wasn't
17:44breaking up with you
17:46I was saving us
17:47oh good
17:48yeah
17:49do you think it worked
17:52if you really
17:53wanted to save us
17:54you would have said
17:55I do up there
17:56because I had
17:57everything under control
17:58okay
17:58I had to go through
18:00a lot
18:01to get up there
18:02and say yes
18:04with confidence
18:06and if you don't
18:08marry me by sundown
18:09the curse spreads
18:10to you and your family
18:11so you know
18:12actually
18:14I was saving you
18:17oh my god
18:18Rachel
18:19what
18:20what
18:21what do you mean
18:21what
18:23why are you acting
18:24shocked
18:32it's a classic
18:35hi guys
18:36so cute
18:37so cute
18:39hi
18:41fuck
18:41I can't walk
18:42over it
18:43are you shaking
18:45shaking
18:45I don't want to say
18:47it but you owe me
18:48fifty dollars each
18:49oh my gosh
18:51you guys made a bet
18:52yeah
18:52after the rehearsal dinner
18:54it seemed like a safe bet
18:55come on
18:55pass it over
18:56technically the bet was about her calling
18:57they might still work it out
18:58you too
18:59you too
19:00what
19:00I like money
19:02you lost the bet
19:06so it's actually encrusted with rhinestones
19:08not diamonds
19:09but the back is custom
19:10please don't touch
19:11it's fragile
19:18the fuck was he thinking
19:20I don't know
19:23and she didn't drink
19:24I don't know
19:36what I'm saying
19:37what I'm saying
19:37is that from my perspective
19:40you've been extra on edge
19:42since we got here
19:43and then you told me
19:44something bad was gonna happen
19:46and then you started talking
19:48about curses
19:50so can't you see
19:51why it made sense
19:52to me
19:53that you'd be into the idea of us
19:55not getting married
19:56like
19:58all of that stuff
19:59coming up
20:00before our wedding
20:01it had to be caused
20:02in part by like
20:03the pressure
20:04or something
20:05sorry Nikki
20:05stop
20:07what
20:09do you not believe
20:10in the curse
20:11marriage is the curse
20:12I'm absolving us from that
20:14oh my god
20:15no
20:16Nikki
20:16the curse is the curse
20:18the absolution
20:19was us getting married
20:21do you think that I like
20:22made this up
20:23I don't think you made it up
20:24I just
20:25what
20:26tell me what it is
20:27what
20:29what is it
20:30like a fear of commitment
20:31or a stress
20:32no
20:33I
20:34I just
20:34what
20:35I think
20:37both of us
20:39have been cursed
20:40in our own ways
20:42by
20:42like the systems
20:43that raised us
20:44oh my god
20:45and by not getting married
20:46we are fixing that
20:47so when I say that
20:49I will die
20:49if you and I are not soulmates
20:51you don't believe me
20:54no
20:55think
20:56Rachel
20:56what
20:58you don't think what
21:04yeah
21:04I don't think that would happen
21:09you literally just told me
21:10you believe me
21:11you literally just told me
21:12you believe me
21:13right before I walked down the aisle
21:14this is crazy
21:15this is crazy
21:16wait wait
21:16hold on
21:17hold on
21:18hold on
21:18I can't fucking believe it
21:19no no no
21:20I didn't mean for it to get like this
21:25I'm sorry
21:26you saw me
21:26I thought that we saw each other
21:28can we go back to like
21:29can we just go back to like
21:30four hours ago please
21:56I like what I see
22:00yeah
22:01do you believe she's your soulmate
22:05yeah for sure
22:08for sure
22:09sorry
22:10we're just gonna go
22:11back to our table
22:13what happens at a wedding reception
22:14where there's no bride or groom
22:15what is that
22:16like a set up for warning
22:17to bad jokes
22:18no honey
22:18it's a genuine question
22:20please
22:21no
22:25I don't know what you want me to do
22:27you don't let me think independently of you
22:30you don't accept it when I don't share
22:32your exact perspective
22:33I can't change what I believe in
22:36but you can't believe me
22:38okay
22:39you can't believe me
22:40Rachel that's different okay
22:41I don't believe in like
22:43supernatural shit
22:45or like cosmic retribution
22:47or curses
22:48why I don't believe in fucking aliens
22:50but if you told me
22:51there was certainty
22:52that you saw a fucking alien
22:53I would believe you Nikki
22:56I'm sorry Rachel
22:57I don't
22:58I
22:58you don't
22:59you knew this about me
23:00okay
23:01this isn't like new information
23:02what you do
23:03what you do
23:04Nikki
23:05when you love someone
23:06is you believe the person that you love
23:08that's what trust is
23:10so when you told me
23:11that you believed me
23:13I believed you
23:14instead of looking at a catalog
23:15of all the things you said in the past
23:17because I am fucking seeing you
23:18in the moment
23:19in every moment
23:20when I am looking at you
23:21and you just
23:22you don't fucking do that for me
23:25you don't
23:26you just
23:28you chose a version of me
23:29a long time ago
23:30and
23:31that's all I am
23:32and
23:35then you get
23:35you get frustrated
23:37when I'm not hit
23:38because then you don't know
23:39who to be
23:39and you know what
23:40it's bad Nikki
23:41it's a bad fucking quality
23:42because you have made it
23:44impossible
23:45impossible
23:46for me to exist
23:53two cicadas please
23:58I like your jacket
24:00yeah
24:00thanks
24:01good I have it
24:09345
24:09I'm getting them
24:25what the fuck is going on in there
24:32fuckers
24:39let me in
24:40Rachel
24:41the sun sets at 444
24:42that's less than an hour
24:43what the hell are you doing
24:44I need a minute
24:45you're running out of minutes
24:46I'm getting the master key
24:48dickheads
25:14if you weren't
25:16if you weren't cursed
25:17would you still have said yes
25:18oh my god
25:19that's irrelevant
25:20it's like asking me
25:22oh
25:22do you think you'd be right handed
25:24if you had no fucking arms
25:28well I still want an answer
25:33you have nothing to say
25:35you know what Nikki
25:36but actually you were just
25:37babied by your mother
25:38and sheltered from
25:39the entire fucking world
25:40so you know
25:41nothing about the real world
25:43Nikki
25:43nothing
25:47an evil person
25:48I think your brain
25:49should be studied
25:50god that was like
25:51two fucking years
25:52okay well
25:53I would never disappear
25:54on you for a fucking week
25:55oh my god
25:58how do you think you're a romantic
26:00you're a romantic
26:25let's go
26:26oh my god
26:32Oh my god, I knew you would ruin the wedding, Rachel. I didn't, Portia. I know that this has been
26:37a tough week, but whatever problems you two are having, I promise you will be able to work it out,
26:44okay? But now is not the time. Just let them do what they need to do. No, not right now.
26:48They have to get married. They have to. What happened out there, man? I don't need this. I don't need
26:53this right now. None of us need this right now. Grow up and get married, man. What the hell are
26:57you doing?
26:58You didn't drink it? No, I put my faith in him. Why would you do that? Because I was 98%.
27:05I'm sorry, drink what? The fuck are you doing? Look at her. Marry her. Who cares about your brand new
27:10life philosophy? Marry her or we're all fucked. Drink what now? Oh, shut up, Portia. You have to get married.
27:16Oh, what, because of the curse? Yes. He doesn't believe in it. Oh, it's real, and if you don't marry
27:21her, it spreads to our family. That means Jude's gonna have it too, right? Wait, what do you mean? All
27:26of us? Yes. I don't understand.
27:27All right. All right, everybody just calm down.
27:36See you, all right? Hey. You didn't mean what you said out there, did you?
27:53I was just trying to do the right thing. You have five minutes to do that.
27:59Jude. Shh. Okay, come on. Let's go. Dad, get ready to say your thing.
28:07Let's go get that witness guy. Okay, Jules. Fine, I need you to be moving. Come on.
28:11I'm moving. I'm sorry. Rachel, come on. Rachel, come on.
28:15Okay, let's just go out there and finish the ceremony, you know?
28:19You have no reason to be embarrassed. No one's mad.
28:26Sweetheart, look at me.
28:28Eve. Everything's gonna be okay. Come on.
28:48I'm so sorry.
28:49Hey. Should we try again? You want to go back out there and try again? What do you say? What
28:57do you say? Rachel, should we...
29:04What do you say?
29:06What do you...
29:12No.
29:15No.
29:16No, Nikki.
29:18I'm not gonna marry you.
29:21When...
29:23Oh, when the hotline
29:25Starks are so hot
29:28Loving you, baby
29:30No, no, no
29:32Never, never, never
29:34Never
29:51What are you doing?
29:52I'm not gonna fucking die for him.
29:53You're not gonna die. You're saying your vows you believe me was your soulmate.
29:56Well, I don't. I don't.
29:57Hold on, hold on. Please turn this one thing to me.
29:59This one thing? Please.
30:00This one thing?
30:00Nikki, I did all of this for you.
30:02I did all of this for you.
30:05I said yes to the proposal for you. I said yes up there because I believed in you, but I'm
30:08done.
30:09I'm done.
30:10Okay? I'm not gonna betray myself for you anymore.
30:12I deserve a second chance.
30:14I deserve a second chance.
30:16Rachel, please. Come on, miss. Please.
30:18All you had to do was believe me, Nikki.
30:22Fuck. It's 4.45.
30:23Oh my God, I'm done.
30:29I'm done.
30:32You're done.
30:34You're done.
30:42I'm done.
30:47I'm done.
30:53Oh my baby.
31:14Oh my god.
31:32Oh my god.
32:07Oh my god.
32:42Oh my god.
32:58Oh my god.
33:39Oh my god.
33:55Oh my god.
34:18Oh my god.
34:57Oh my god.
35:09Oh my god.
35:11Oh my god.
35:14Oh my god.
35:14Oh my god.
35:44Oh my god.
35:48Oh my god.
35:59Oh my god.
36:02Oh my god.
36:15Oh my god.
36:21Oh my god.
36:46Oh my god.
37:01Oh my god.
37:05Oh my god.
37:31Oh my god.
37:32Oh my god.
37:34Oh my god.
37:35Oh my god.
38:02Oh my god.
38:10Oh my god.
38:23Oh my god.
38:31Oh my god.
38:35Oh my god.
38:36Oh my god.
38:44Oh my god.
39:04Oh my god.
39:06Oh my god.
39:08He can't sign that.
39:09He can't sign that.
39:10You already said your vows.
39:12They wanted to complete the ceremony.
39:14Hurry up, please!
39:15No, but the curse already spread, so this is not going to stop it, right?
39:18It won't stop it.
39:19Nikki.
39:20Nikki, Nikki.
39:21Wee, wee, wee, wee.
39:22Look at me.
39:23We both have the fucking curse, but getting married is only going to kill us.
39:28Not if we're soulmates.
39:30We're not.
39:31I still think you're mine.
39:42We had to try to save everyone.
39:45My son has it.
39:47I'm sorry.
39:48I'm sorry, Rachel.
39:49I'm sorry.
39:54We're still soulmates, right?
39:57Right.
40:04I'm so sorry.
40:07Robert.
40:08I'm sorry, Rachel.
40:09Rachel.
40:15No, Rachel.
40:23Rachel, wait, wait.
40:25What?
40:26You said it would work.
40:28Why didn't it work?
40:29It was too late.
40:31I'm sorry.
40:35I'm sorry.
40:37I'm sorry.
40:56Oh, my God.
41:27Oh, my God.
42:08Oh, my God.
42:26Oh, my God.
42:33Oh, my God.
44:36For me?
44:41Finally you've come for me.
45:35Why isn't it happening to you?
46:30Why isn't it happening to you?
47:02Why isn't it happening to you?
47:09Why isn't it happening to you?
47:42Why isn't it happening to you?
47:43Why isn't it happening to you?
48:40Why isn't it happening to you?
48:43Why isn't it happening to you?
49:27It's okay.
49:29It's okay.
49:32Dude.
49:49I'm so sorry that this happened to you, okay?
49:54But remember that it did happen, so don't let anyone tell you otherwise, you're gonna
50:07be okay.
50:08Yeah?
50:08Hey, listen to me, you have to be really, really, really, really careful who you choose
50:18to marry.
50:19But don't worry, I'll be there to witness, okay?
50:22Okay.
50:35Okay.
50:35Okay.
50:38I'll see you later.
51:09I'll see you later.
51:33I'll see you later.
52:03I'll see you later.
52:17I don't know.
52:38I don't know.
53:13I don't know.
53:42I don't know.
54:11I don't know.
54:38I don't know.
54:46I don't know.
55:27I don't know.
55:41I don't know.
55:48I don't know.
55:49I don't know.
56:25I don't know.
56:32I don't know.
57:22I don't know.
57:42I don't know.
58:05I don't know.
58:22I don't know.
58:49I don't know.
59:17I don't know.
59:18I don't know.
59:19I don't know.
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