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Something Very Bad Is Going To Happen Season 1 Episode 6
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00:22With this ring I need my feather, my body could die the end out
00:33No.
00:36No.
00:38No, you fucking...
00:41I need you to do me a favor.
00:43It's illegal and weird.
00:44You can't ask me any questions about it.
00:47Let me get dressed.
01:12Let me get dressed.
01:34Let me get dressed.
02:10Let me get dressed.
02:12Let me get dressed.
02:13Let me get dressed.
02:28Let me get dressed.
03:20Let me get dressed.
03:30Let me get dressed.
03:42Let me get dressed.
04:06Let me get dressed.
04:06Let me get dressed.
04:06Let me get dressed.
04:38Let me get dressed.
04:42Let me get dressed.
04:45Let me get dressed.
04:46Let me get dressed.
04:48Let me get dressed or something.
05:16Let me get dressed.
05:46Let me get dressed.
05:50I don't want to talk about it, okay?
05:52I just... I fucked up, and I'm trying to fix it.
05:56At least she's with Nellie. Nellie will talk some sense into her.
06:00Oh, you think my ex-girlfriend is going to convince my fiancé that I'm not a lying piece of shit?
06:05What if there's someone else who's 5% more compatible for me,
06:08and someone else who's 5% more compatible for him?
06:10And how would either of us ever know that?
06:12I mean, I guess I would know if I fucking die at the altar.
06:15I think you're overcomplicating it.
06:21Oh. Okay, then simplify it, please.
06:24No, I don't know. I just mean that it's all subjective, isn't it?
06:26There are no signs from the universe.
06:29It's just you taking something that happened,
06:31and then deciding which details are important and which ones aren't,
06:34and then deciding what it means.
06:35Like, there's no cosmic assurance that your marriage is going to work out.
06:41Come on, come on.
06:50Say, go change your clothes.
06:51I want to get the trap set before it gets too late.
06:58Oh, you want me to come with you?
07:00Of course.
07:01You used to love foxtrapping.
07:03Yeah, I don't know if I loved it.
07:04Besides, it's great to get out in nature.
07:07It was good for me when I was in the woods, as it were.
07:09True, right?
07:11You know, Dad, nowadays, when you upset the person you love,
07:15you don't disappear on a hunting trip.
07:17You talk it out.
07:19The person you are trying to reach is unavailable.
07:22You know, son, something I've learned in my storied years of marriage
07:26is that you can't talk it out if she doesn't answer the phone.
07:32Get your shit.
07:49Hey, happy bachelor party.
07:52Hey, look at this.
07:54The Cunningham men all together again.
07:57I'm sorry, Dad.
07:58I can't do this with him.
07:59Come on.
08:00What you did yesterday was fucked up.
08:02You ruined my wedding.
08:03That's dramatic.
08:04I was trying to help her.
08:05Oh, what, by making her second guess our relationship
08:07two days before we get married?
08:08Yeah, huge help.
08:09I didn't make her do anything you could for, you asshole.
08:12I was trying to open her eyes so she could adequately judge
08:14if you're a true soulmate or not.
08:16No one asked you to do that.
08:18It's a matter of life or death.
08:20Dad, maybe this isn't the best time for this.
08:23You used to love this part laying in the trap.
08:25Yeah, and I mean the thing where you hold us hostage in the woods
08:27to bond and we all just end up miserable and cold.
08:31We have to figure out some real shit.
08:33You want to talk about real shit?
08:36But this is the end of how things are.
08:40Once your mother is gone, everything is going to change.
08:43We follow her rules.
08:44She is what holds us together.
08:48Soon we're going to have a decision to make.
08:51Let each other go.
08:53We'll find a new reason to stick together.
08:59But you're a full-grown man.
09:01I can't make this decision for you.
09:05Just get over here, son of a sudden.
09:12Wait.
09:14Kathy Harkin.
09:16Kathy Harkin, Mark Ellis.
09:20Married August 22nd, 1997.
09:24You willing?
09:25I don't know.
09:27Probably some relatives.
09:33Wait.
09:35That's weird.
09:37Why would there be other people in my family that got married here?
09:43Maybe because your family are originally from here, too?
09:49Or
09:50this place is like an evil death trap
09:53meant to bring us here and kill us all.
09:56Or it's just a coincidence.
09:57It's just a coincidence.
10:03Ah.
10:04Hello.
10:05Here's a death certificate.
10:06Hmm?
10:07Death certificate.
10:08Kathy Harkin.
10:11Wait.
10:13Uh, August 22nd.
10:20Oh, God.
10:22What?
10:23What does that mean?
10:30She died
10:31the same day she got married.
10:37And that's not a coincidence.
10:42Okay.
10:43We should start looking for
10:46birth and death certificates, too.
10:48There may be more of them.
10:49And maybe we can make
10:51like a,
10:52like a family tree.
10:55Like a family tree.
11:19Okay.
11:21Here's your parents.
11:24And here's another death.
11:25It's Roger Harkin, October 9th, 1941.
11:30Wait, Roger Harkin, I just saw this.
11:33Ah, Roger Harkin.
11:36Roger Harkin, Roger Harkin, Roger Harkin.
11:40Roger Harkin, cause of death, hemorrhage.
11:44Just like my mom.
11:48He was married October 9th.
11:52Died October 9th, 1941.
12:04Died October 9th, 2014.
12:29Dad, he's ten years sober, Dad.
12:33Right.
12:35Sorry.
12:36It's okay.
12:41I only got a piss.
12:43Keep an eye out.
13:00You should have told me about mom.
13:04Like months ago.
13:06I tried.
13:09But you know how mom is, so protective of you.
13:14You could have told me anyway.
13:18Yeah, like you'd betray mom's wishes.
13:20But I'm sick of everyone in this family treating me like a child.
13:24Yeah.
13:25It's fucking with me.
13:29Well, you have to admit you do have trouble accepting things.
13:33You can't accept the imperfection.
13:35You always have to overdo shit.
13:37Okay.
13:38But you give up when you know something won't work out in your favor.
13:41It's true, dude.
13:42I've known you my whole life.
13:43You always have to have a perfect story.
13:45The perfect meet-cute for you.
13:47A perfect love story.
13:48Like you didn't embellish your story either.
13:50Well, she was my friend first.
13:52God, she was our friend.
13:53I'm not fighting with you about this.
13:54You brought it up.
13:55You brought it up.
14:03The problem is that you contextualize every little thing around yourself.
14:06I didn't marry your ex-girlfriend.
14:08I married the woman I was in love with since I was 21.
14:11Okay, you were not in love with her back then.
14:13You just like to say that to make it sound like I stole something from you.
14:16You were mean to her.
14:17Yeah, because I was in love with her.
14:22I couldn't make your wedding because I was doing something good for someone who needed it.
14:27But you only did it because it's a good story.
14:29No, that's not fucking true.
14:30It's true.
14:31You're drawn to stories, not people.
14:33You could have just talked to her and asked for her number and then still flown to my wedding.
14:37But no, you just had to do some big forced romantic gesture.
14:42Fuck off.
14:43You weren't there.
14:43It was the right thing to do and I'm not talking to you about this.
14:46Let's just sit in silence.
14:47We're sitting in silence now.
15:09It's not your fault.
15:17It's not your fault, by the way.
15:19It's, um, it's mom and dad's.
15:23They, um, they fed you the stuff about perfection.
15:28Perfect relationship.
15:30Soulmate shit.
15:32They hid so much from all three of us.
15:36But mostly you.
15:40Just be careful.
15:41I don't want you to ruin everything like you usually do.
15:47You ruined everything last night.
15:48I had to make sure she understood the whole story, man.
15:51She was staking her belief on a lie.
15:54Okay, I know.
15:54I know.
15:55I'm fixing it.
15:55You have to get her to believe you are her soulmate.
15:57It's the only chance she might live.
15:59Jesus Christ.
15:59I get it.
16:00I said I didn't want to talk anymore.
16:07And I'm definitely not taking relationship advice from you.
16:09I thought we weren't talking.
16:11You and Nelly are like fucking kids playing tennis.
16:13At least me and Nelly are honest with each other.
16:15Well, you guys are brutally honest.
16:16That's not better than protecting the person you love.
16:18My God, that's what I'm saying.
16:20That's what Mom and Dad did to us.
16:23Don't do that to her.
16:25Be fucking honest.
16:26Rachel and I have a great relationship.
16:28I don't need to defend my relationship to you.
16:30Then why are you defending it?
16:36Tennis.
16:38Fuck off.
16:45Holy shit, Fox.
16:46There's Fox.
16:47What?
16:47Yell for that.
16:48Well, what do I yell again?
16:49Who do you?
16:50Who do you?
16:51Who do you?
16:52Who do you?
16:52Who do you?
16:53Who do you?
16:53Who do you?
16:54It's who do you, you idiots.
16:58Oh, yeah.
17:01Nicky, that's your set.
17:07You do the honors.
17:14Safety's on.
17:14Keep it on until you get down the hill.
17:18You're all right.
17:23Fuck.
17:46Fuck.
17:52Here's you.
17:59Here's your birth certificate.
18:01Oh, thank you.
18:08Okay, so it looks like the curse first spread to my bloodline with Marianne and Thomas Harkin,
18:14and it looks like they had three kids.
18:16Two of them had their own kids out of wedlock, and one of them got married.
18:20That's Carrie Harkin, married April 27, 1870, declared dead April 27, 1870, hemorrhage.
18:31And Virginia Harkin, married November 1, 1947, and also dead November 1, 1947, hemorrhage.
18:40But didn't you say the curse spreads if you don't get married?
18:42Only if you've accepted a proposal, otherwise it has no one to spread to.
18:47I guess these people, all of them must have known about the curse and just decided to avoid marriage.
18:55Like my grandmother, Audrey Aubrey, she had my mom out of wedlock, right?
19:02So she obviously knew not to get engaged, but her sister, Lori, wed February 10th and died February 10th.
19:15And it's the same with Kathy and Roger and Virginia and fucking Carrie dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead,
19:31dead, dead, dead, all of them fucking dead on their wedding day.
19:49And it goes all the way down to me tomorrow.
19:57This isn't right.
19:59Huh.
20:00They all have the same witness signature.
20:03It's not possible.
20:04Yeah.
20:05None of this is possible, Anya.
20:07No.
20:07No.
20:08He'd have to be at least, what, like, 200 years old.
20:14Yeah.
20:14Yes, he is the one who spread the curse to my bloodline because he didn't marry his fiancée, and now
20:19he has to witness all of the cursed weddings as, like, a punishment or something.
20:24How do you know all that?
20:26He told me.
20:31A 200-year-old man told you that?
20:34Yes.
20:36Yes.
20:46Do you believe me now?
20:55Do you believe me now?
21:13Oh, fuck.
21:16Dad, I think we should call it.
21:18We're never going to find this thing.
21:20It's only got three legs.
21:22It's going to get dark soon.
21:23If you keep your voices down, you're going to scare him.
21:25You're going to scare him.
21:26It chewed off its own foot, it's fucking petrified.
21:29It's going to run until his heart stops beating.
21:34Hey, what's the plan?
21:37Spend all night looking for it only to help nature along?
21:41What?
21:41Letting it slowly bleed to death is better for you?
21:50What if you just ran?
21:52Fuck all of this.
21:53Sorry, Nicky.
21:54Go home.
21:56Never look back.
21:57Yeah, if I did that, the curse would just spread to his bloodline.
22:01What does that mean exactly?
22:02Like, Nicky would have the curse?
22:04I think it means he would have to deal with this shit following him and his future offspring
22:10for the rest of their lives, so...
22:19He doesn't deserve this.
22:21He doesn't deserve this.
22:21You don't either.
22:22But I've already got it, so...
22:24I think the only way out is down the aisle.
22:28I live or die, and that's it.
22:35That's it.
22:37Why do you smoke that all the time and not get paranoid?
22:43I do get paranoid.
23:03And just to be sure, you really believe the immortal man?
23:08I do.
23:09Everything you said was true.
23:13Shit.
23:16Shit.
23:20Shit.
23:25Shit.
23:29Shit.
23:32Shit.
23:33Shit.
23:36Shit.
23:37Well?
23:38We split up.
23:39Great.
23:40I'll go see if we wandered back to the house.
23:44Good luck with the hunt.
23:45Nicky?
23:48No?
23:50Okay.
23:51Make sure to come to my room after so you can tell me all about how you found the fox,
23:55and so we'd spa back on, and then the fox looked at you and said,
23:59thank you so much, Nicky, for saving my life.
24:02You're my hero.
24:05Dad.
24:08Love these bonding trips with you.
24:10We didn't get to bond much, though, so...
24:13I'll give you guys the scoop.
24:15Nellie and I are getting divorced.
24:16What?
24:17Yeah.
24:19Jules.
24:19What?
24:20You signed papers?
24:22Not yet.
24:25So, hey, God, you had better not tell your mother this.
24:28Of course not.
24:28God forbid anyone's honest around here.
24:32Enjoy your night.
24:33Praying for your triumphant victory.
24:36I'm sorry.
24:36I'm sorry.
24:36I'm sorry.
25:03I'm sorry.
25:05Jane.
25:31I really hurt you.
25:33You hold that love for her.
25:351900. Married. 1922.
25:39You don't have a death for her.
25:42She must be dead now. They're all dead.
25:47Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead.
25:52Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead.
26:02Sort of looks like a toe on the ceiling.
26:07If you squint.
26:12Look.
26:20she died in 1979 so she was married for 57 years what what the fuck wait wait wait uh
26:33how did she do it i don't know i don't know but there's hope isn't there
26:40we gotta talk to her
26:42yes but she's dead we gotta talk to her
26:47she's dead we have to talk to her
26:56wedding cake is not all lies in that loving tender whispers in the dark
27:06once life is concerned for your dreams break they won't come
27:12and break your heart
27:16another slice of speeding keys and wiping noses
27:49crying when the doorbell rings
27:55doorbell rings
28:00doorbell rings
28:03doorbell rings
28:24What the fuck?
28:26Jesus, Portia.
28:28You're late, asshole.
28:29I'm sorry, Portia.
28:30What are you two doing all day?
28:31Eating out everyone at the nail salon?
28:35Oh, these look really good.
28:37I hope you tipped the blind child who did them.
28:39I'm sorry.
28:40I'm an honest person.
28:41Rachel, you can be honest with me.
28:43There's a lot of bad energy coming from you,
28:45and I think you understand how important this wedding is to my brother,
28:48my mom, and the rest of our family.
28:51Do you?
28:53Millie told me all that freak shit you said last night is true,
28:57and I don't even care if you're carrying a blood-evil curse,
29:00because regardless, my brother loves you,
29:03and I will not let you bail on this wedding.
29:05I was practically left at the altar,
29:07so then I married some random guy in Las Vegas.
29:09Don't tell my parents.
29:12And I will not let that happen to Nikki.
29:15Are you going to break my brother's heart and crush my mother's dreams?
29:17Be honest.
29:20Good.
29:22Now, will it kill you to play one fun,
29:24normal, sexy bachelorette party game that I planned
29:27before everything is ruined again
29:29because of your insistence on being a gothic nightmare?
29:34It will kill you.
29:40Rachel, I don't say this lightly.
29:42You're really, really, really lucky to have me
29:46because I know how to summon the dead.
29:58We cleanse this space
30:00to ward off evil spirits.
30:05Evil
30:07is not welcome here.
30:13We are gathered here on Rachel's final night of freedom
30:17to contact...
30:19Who?
30:21My great aunt.
30:23Right.
30:23For marital advice from the great beyond.
30:28Light this candle with your left hand,
30:30the hand connecting you to light.
30:35Yes.
30:36And then at the same time...
30:38Okay.
30:39And then at the same time
30:40with your right hand,
30:42touch a belonging of the deceased.
30:45Right hand towards darkness.
30:46This establishes your connection
30:48and then you'll ask your questions.
30:59Arlene Harkin.
31:03I'm coming to you to ask for advice
31:06the day before my wedding.
31:09I need to know how you knew for certain
31:12that your husband David was the one.
31:16Now everyone put your hands in.
31:35Maybe ask in a different way.
31:40What do you mean a different way?
31:41Rachel.
31:44Okay.
31:45Arlene,
31:47if you're there,
31:49please tell me.
31:50Tell me how you survived.
31:59Maybe I just start with something less intense.
32:06Oh my God, it moved!
32:07I thought you'd done this before!
32:09Well, it's never worked before!
32:10What the fuck?
32:11Okay, what do I, what do I,
32:13what do I do now?
32:13Talk to her, talk to her!
32:14Okay, Arlene?
32:18Arlene?
32:20How did you survive
32:22your wedding day?
32:28Ask again!
32:30Arlene,
32:32how did you know
32:34that David
32:34was your soulmate?
32:53Oh my God!
32:55Oh my God!
33:11Something hit me!
33:12Something actually hit me!
33:14Is it bad?
33:15Is it bad?
33:16No, not at all!
33:17No, it's totally fine.
33:19Well, okay!
33:20No, he'll wonder.
33:20No, you have an excuse
33:22to get that nose job.
33:23Girl, Nellie!
33:24Is it a scar?
33:25Am I gonna have a face scar?
33:27Maybe.
33:28Fuck!
33:29Oh!
33:29Bill.
33:30Oh!
33:32Oh!
33:35Oh!
33:47Oh!
33:49Oh!
33:50Oh!
33:58Oh!
34:00Oh!
34:01Oh, fuck!
34:07I'm sorry, Dad.
34:16Dad?
34:18Dad?
34:31I need to take some responsibility for what happened last night.
34:35No, no.
34:36Last night was...
34:37It was completely my fault.
34:40I mean...
34:40Listen.
34:42Sometimes it's okay to keep secrets
34:44to protect the ones we love.
34:52But your brother does have a point.
34:56Oh.
34:58Yeah, you, uh...
35:01You heard us talking about that.
35:05It's true.
35:07Your mother always wanted to protect you guys
35:10from the harsh realities.
35:14But I see now what it did to you.
35:20It was irresponsible of us to feed you this perfect story,
35:25this high standard of what a marriage is.
35:28It was...
35:33So...
35:35Your mother is a good woman.
35:38She is the love of my life,
35:39and she loves you very much.
35:43I know that.
35:47But our relationship isn't what you think it is, Nikki.
35:54I promised your mother I would never tell you this,
35:57but I see now that you need to know.
36:12Arlene, come back.
36:16Arlene, what does living dead mean?
36:20Arlene, what does that mean?
36:25What does that mean?
36:30Please...
36:31Say it.
36:49Jesus Christ, not trying that again after all that.
36:52Is she okay?
36:54Yeah.
36:54Yeah, she's fine.
36:55She's freaking out about the bruising,
36:57but I gave her a clonopin and put her to bed.
37:01You brought one of these in here?
37:04Yeah, it must have been Portia who left one of those there.
37:06I fucking hate it.
37:07It's so creepy.
37:09I'm gonna...
37:12Just one more time.
37:28Are you here?
37:54I don't know what to do anymore.
37:57I don't know what to do anymore.
38:02Something, something happened back there,
38:06and you have to help me.
38:13I...
38:16I don't know.
38:19Are...
38:20Nikki and I soulmates
38:23because we can anticipate each other's needs
38:26most of the time,
38:27or are we not soulmates
38:32because he fucking lied about the plane.
38:39He lied about the fucking plane.
38:42And...
38:46My dad...
38:49He invited my dad.
38:53Fuck, it's like...
38:56Does he even know me?
39:00You said you need to believe that he's your soulmate, right?
39:04Yeah.
39:06So what would make you believe it?
39:08I don't know.
39:09I don't know.
39:10That's the problem.
39:12Okay, so then I genuinely think
39:15all you can do is decide
39:16that he's your soulmate,
39:18or not,
39:19and then take whatever comes.
39:21Whatever comes is...
39:24Death.
39:27But, you know, if I was you,
39:29I would trust the version of myself
39:30that's loved him for three years
39:33and agree to marry him
39:34and not the version who heard about
39:35soulmate curse five seconds ago.
39:38You must have felt seen by him
39:39when you agreed to marry him, right?
39:43Yeah?
39:45Yeah, I think so.
39:46Yes, this curse thing
39:52has completely bent your reality.
39:55It's totally fucked up.
40:00It's made you doubt everything.
40:02The only way to stop doubt
40:05is to make a decision
40:07and then you'll know.
40:08So just...
40:10Fuck this curse
40:12and go back to reality, reality.
40:16It's your wedding day tomorrow.
40:17Mm.
40:18Mm?
40:18It's your bachelorette party tonight.
40:21Mm-hmm.
40:22Wake up tomorrow and decide.
40:24Cheers.
40:28That's all I get.
40:31Cheers.
40:32Have a look in the eyes.
40:35I did.
40:36You were looking away.
40:38It's your last night of freedom.
40:40Mm.
40:43And do whatever you want with it.
40:50And, you know,
40:51maybe keep it realistic.
40:52We can't, like...
40:54Well, I don't know.
40:57Go skydiving.
40:58Mm-hmm.
41:00I think you know me better than that.
41:02I'd never go skydiving
41:03what if the parachute didn't open.
41:07Oh, thank you.
41:08Thanks.
41:09Jules and I are getting a divorce.
41:12What?
41:16Mm-hmm.
41:18Yeah.
41:21They're planning on it.
41:23He hasn't signed the papers or anything yet.
41:31Don't tell anyone.
41:43Um...
41:45What?
41:53Oh, my God.
42:24Mom?
42:27Mom?
42:32Mom?
42:36Oh, hi, honey.
42:38Come.
42:39Come here.
42:46Hey.
42:51Um...
42:53I need to know if it's true, Mom.
42:59Did you cheat on Dad when I was a kid?
43:04Before I was born or something?
43:09No.
43:12No, honey.
43:16It wasn't...
43:18It wasn't like that.
43:20Who was it?
43:25It wasn't, uh, some cheap thing.
43:31I met your dad and Bo around the same time.
43:33I loved them both.
43:36I chose your dad.
43:37I...
43:38I don't regret this, but...
43:39And then what?
43:40You went back on your word, or...?
43:43I loved Bo, too.
43:45I don't give a shit about Bo!
43:47Why didn't you tell me?
43:48Because it's none of your fucking business.
43:56You let me believe that it's possible to have a 30-year enduring marriage where you're devoted
44:01to one person.
44:03But isn't that wonderful?
44:04Isn't that wonderful that you got to believe that?
44:07No, that's not true.
44:08It is true.
44:09This doesn't change anything.
44:10It changes everything that I fucking...
44:15What else?
44:16What else are you...
44:17Are you hiding from me?
44:18I'm not...
44:19I'm not gonna let you take this to the grave.
44:21I...
44:22I don't care what you...
44:23I don't care about being protected.
44:25You...
44:25You tell me right now everything you've been protecting me from.
44:31Mom.
44:35Mom.
44:39Mom?
44:42Mom?
44:44Mom.
44:46Mom.
45:06You caught me here.
45:07Let go!
45:08Didn't you?
45:09Let go!
45:10What the fuck are you doing?
45:11Get out of the car!
45:17Something living.
45:19Something dead.
45:23Something stolen.
45:28Something red.
45:41What the fuck did you do to me?
45:45I said I'm looking for my love potion number 9.
45:52I told her that I was a fly for chicks.
45:56I've been that way since 1986.
45:59She looked at my car.
46:01She made her magic sign.
46:03She said now what you need is.
46:05Love potion number 9.
46:10She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink
46:14She said, I'm gonna mix it up right here in the sea
46:17It's when I kept in time and looked like it didn't eat
46:21I held my nose, I closed my eyes
46:24After graduation
46:25I didn't know it meant to stay all night
46:29I started kissing everything inside
46:32But when I used to pop down a dirty golden night
46:36With my little fun, love, love potion number nine
46:55I held my nose, I closed my eyes
46:57After graduation
46:58I didn't know it meant to stay all night
47:02I started kissing everything I said
47:06But when I used to pop down a dirty golden night
47:10I wrote my love, love, love potion number nine
47:16Love potion number nine
47:47Love potion number nine
47:59That bang, never瞬аяв
48:00Back there
48:05That's going 2020
48:07I'm okay
48:09You're so creepy
48:09Now you're küçük
48:10You're so happy
48:10I'm so happy
48:11I'm so happy
48:12But I didn't know that you're so happy
48:13You're so happy
48:16You
49:13You
49:15You
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