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Scrubs 2026 S01E04 SYNCOPY
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00:03moving is rated one of the most stressful life experiences right along with divorce but I was
00:08crushing both I found a new place closer to the hospital and Elliot and I were finally getting
00:14along options and I think you should proceed with the radio embolization yeah and I agree
00:18with dr. Reed she's the best I am we crushing it if being divorced I think we're in the honeymoon
00:26phase of our failed marriage it's amazing that we can agree on a treatment plan for a guy's
00:30liver mass when we were married we could not order a pizza together yeah and now you can scarf down
00:34as much disgusting ham and hot fruit pizza as you want just ordered Hawaiian on the weekend what'd
00:40you do well since I have Ollie next weekend I finally put his bed together I've actually become
00:44quite handy I think it was a slight concussion I blacked out for a bit but when I finally came
00:52to
00:53you the whole thing had been put together it's okay it's not like I had anything better to do oh
00:57I get it when Ollie's with you I feel a little bit lonely too I mean throwing a bottle of
01:00Chardonnay
01:00and I am just holding the dog and crying you have a dog now it's the neighbor's oh if you
01:05want to do
01:05something fun instead of tragic I'm going to a rave this Friday with my friends maybe I should try
01:09something like that I'm in okay we'll pick you up at midnight midnight at night I'm out hey are you
01:18okay Amara because I got a text that said run over here right damn now yeah I told Deshauna this
01:22wasn't an emergency and we shouldn't say that so she took my phone and texted you with it snitches
01:26get stitches they do these medical interns keep dumping patients on us like the surgical department
01:31is their daycare do we look like the babysitter's club to you kind of yeah look guys surgical and
01:37medical have always had beef so figure that out on your own okay no we're not gonna do that I
01:43have
01:43patients texting me and I have three daughters texting me about money and rides to soccer and
01:49more money four daughters texting me and I got a wife who's picked up extra shifts and says I need
01:55to help out more at home what I don't need right now is two more females tricking me into running
01:59my
01:59ass off and getting more steps than I need got me all sweaty down I told you we shouldn't say
02:05that
02:07hey Bubba you know how I love and respect all women right are there any women up in here there's
02:12a pretty gal upstairs but I haven't had the courage to say hello yet well don't I'm so sick of
02:16the
02:16women in my life JD how come each and every one of them is trying to get me to do
02:20something don't
02:20look at me I was team vasectomy worst part about it is because call is working so much I can't
02:25even
02:26ask for a little something something in return if you know what I mean sex yeah JD sex well done
02:31she used to get worked up by Bridgerton but the new season doesn't come out for another year spring
02:372027 just so worn out man I've missed this you and me just getting real about life let's turn this
02:44place into our feelings dojo I want to order a love seed candles and two cozy weighted blankets on
02:50Amazon there's so many choices are we thinking faux fur or Sherpa fleece bro I'm thinking I live
02:56with a bunch of women let's get a poker table Turk you beautiful bald bastard that's it we'll do a
03:02poker night like in the old days that's what I'm saying this is the start of a whole new chapter
03:07for
03:07me no more sad sack full-on fun sack that's what I'm talking about right we're gonna turn this place
03:15into a bro Joe a bro Joe I'm never going home it gets even better it's us I got a
03:24roommate what
03:35hi I'm your new neighbor JD I was just telling Turk about you but you're watching
03:54I gotta say Sacred Heart seems like a completely different place for example some employees
04:00aren't even human morning little supply bar the janitor likes me morning chief morning you're in
04:07for poker tonight right oh you bet I'm skipping my daughter's play to be there oh don't do that
04:12oh it's fine she's 25 and it's waiting for cadeau oh more like waiting to go home am I right
04:18you get
04:19me we get each other I should probably learn his name as for the interns instead of getting pushed into
04:27burnout they're now pushed into mental health hey Sibby why a wellness room I'm so happy you asked nobody
04:33asked research shows drum roll that activities such as meditation and block building help reduce stress
04:42she wants us to play with blocks apparently the room is now open for organized relaxation here we go now
04:51yeah get the hell out but some things never change Turk and I were hanging like old times two chiefs
05:00we're all set bro once I feed the kids I'm gonna take them to practice and I'm drop them off
05:04at
05:04sleepovers Carla has a shift at urgent care but that gives me a four-hour window for our poker party
05:09come
05:10on did someone say poker I'm in uh sorry you actually don't have a seat for you oh I wasn't
05:17asking
05:18I'll bring the bean who just legitimately crazy out of his damn mind hey oh did you really just dump
05:28another patient on us okay first of all he spiked a fever okay that means you med heads have to
05:32admit
05:32him just because you talk with your hands doesn't make it first of all bring your hands down and the
05:37age-old battle between surgical and medical rages on check out our kids having their first fight should
05:43we fire up our parental voices yep okay kids settle down that's enough don't make us turn this whole
05:48hospital around he'll do it get over here get over here right now Deshanna I saw that these photos are
05:55sick did you wear your scrubs the entire time you were in Ibiza I partied at night but during the
06:00day
06:01I did help little kids with dysentery Ibiza has everything take me back okay wait let's follow each
06:08other okay dr. selfie not exactly what I meant by take it away oh okay well sorry this is mr.
06:14Nichols
06:14he's 27 he's admitted with fainting bleeding gums and bruising and he's asking us to accommodate his
06:20special diet oh of course are you are you vegan vegetarian gluten-free Tarzan what now he's talking
06:26about the Tarzan diet it's like all over to talk it's all organic low carbs maximum protein he has a
06:31whole page devoted to it check out this video he's crushing a 14 egg omelet like what that was
06:39actually insane brah um it's dr. brah and that's probably why he passed out of the gym you need more
06:44than protein the Tarzan diet is how our ancestors ate I'm surprised I have to explain that to a doctor
06:50our ancestors weren't Tarzan Tarzan is a fictional character I wouldn't be so sure they did make a movie
06:55about his life oh I love this room Sibi when I was an intern all we had for stress relief
07:01was crying in
07:01the supply closet oh well I learned all these techniques at a seminar but I guess I got bed
07:07bugs at an airport motel for nothing because the interns don't want to come in here they think I'm
07:14weird you're not weird thanks I'm gonna ring the affirmation gong now um do I have to stay here
07:27until that end yeah don't talk this feud between medical and surgical has been going on since we
07:33were interns and long before that but it all ends today as your chief of surgery and your chief of
07:38medicine we are going to show you how to consult on a patient together today med and surge
07:44merge merge you guys don't charge me per doctor do you no mr. Johnson this is a teaching hospital
07:50oh cool I have a new kid at home could you please keep me alive yes we will Daryl mr.
07:56Johnson is
07:57presenting with lower right quadrant pain let's examine the patient I think that you're gonna
08:03teach me something maybe I don't know no I'd love to show you something but I think that you might
08:07be
08:07able to show me I knew what they were trying to say I would enjoy if the two of us
08:11removed our
08:12clothing and smushed all over each other I'm aware of that and have similar feelings which is why I
08:16sometimes laugh too hard at your mediocre jokes may I have this dance oh my god D train put a
08:25minute
08:25on the clock please thank you I'll show these newbies how it's done oh he has rebound tenderness I'm
08:31thinking appendicitis and based on medicals more complete history and physical we noted a productive
08:35cough and thick pneumonia although my surgical expertise is being questioned I welcome it because it's best for
08:40the patient let's run some tests time 15 seconds damn that's how we do yeah that was way more
08:45impressive than whatever this was it's a med-surg merge yeah oh good I was just gonna buzz you guys
08:55can you switch my IV so I can work my other arm how about instead we work on getting you
08:59healthy okay
09:04I'm just gonna leave that there Mr. Nichols your 21st century tick-tock diet has given you one of
09:10the oldest diseases known to man you have scurvy that's crazy because I'm incredibly healthy you'll
09:17get it from malnutrition scurvy can lead to tooth loss bleeding eyes and heart failure or or it could not
09:22because it's also a super easy fix right Dr. Reed correct Dr. Tosh you need to add citrus fruits to
09:28your
09:28diet which could be super fun and hello farmers market right you could be like the hottest guy
09:33there plus all the girls at the farmers market are super liberated you know what I mean I can't
09:39maintain six percent body fat eating fruit you do you Tarzan oh one tip though might be tough to tear
09:45into a steak with only four teeth you don't strike me as the poker type you seem like a banana
09:57grams guy
09:58Blake my boy there's a whole lot you don't know about me watch these hands done a whole lot of
10:04dancing on the green felt my old poker nights with dr. Turk were pretty crazy those were some of the
10:23best
10:23times of my life Sibby hey girl you know how to throw them cards poker night tonight my house you
10:31in
10:31poker no I don't gamble what's the game five card stud Texas Holden what's the buying are there buybacks
10:38cash game or winner takes all no I don't gamble I'm sorry I need to go make a phone call
10:48to the
10:48right she'll be there yes you will I feel sorry for him I feel sorry for us you're a doctor
11:02I've been
11:03a doctor for 20 years he goes like this for 30 seconds on the toilet and suddenly he knows more
11:08than us I mean we're just trying to help them I know but every patient in here uses their phone
11:13for medical advice it's kind of the world now and Sam I don't like you enabling patients like that
11:19so when we're rounding I don't want to hear or see your social media phones are turning people into
11:24brain-dead idiots I'm not a brain-dead idiot no of course you're not but I'd like to take you
11:30seriously as a doctor and right now I'm not sure you've given me a reason to Dr. Turk now I'm
11:37not sure how
11:37things works in the 1900s but you can't make interns do personal stuff to you it looks like you're
11:42helping me pack snacks for my kids softball game but secretly I am teaching you a profound surgical
11:48life lesson okay you're just making this up as you go along aren't you lesson one always think on your
11:53feet well done Dashauna you want kids I do but like most women surgeons I'm freezing my eggs okay well
11:58before you hit the frost on those bad boys just know this is what your life is gonna look like
12:04surgeons are much different than medical we're always on call okay and every time you run out that door
12:10someone's always disappointed damn well so how do you make it all work hmm oh oh well you don't
12:18like right now my best friend wants me at poker night but Carla Schiff just got canceled and she
12:22wants me home I bet you missed these papi I mean she really wants me home okay yeah I think
12:29this
12:29lesson is done no not so fast young Padawan there's one last thing no surgeon likes to do but we
12:34do it
12:35anyway give bad news Dr. Turk's wife sent him some freaky pictures and now he's not gonna be a poker
12:42he
12:43said he will quote be hitting that I'm sorry for your loss aces over eights you know what that means
12:53fools can we deal the next hand please just serve the dip bitch oh man hey I drank too much
13:09is it okay
13:10if I crash here that's definitely gonna be enough when Turk had sex after a dry patch he wouldn't tell
13:17anyone but there would be signs good morning sacred heart scratches for everybody if I get lucky you get
13:26lucky scratcher for you scratcher for you Francois Dubois scratcher for you thank you King yes Queen here you
13:34go scratcher for you Mississippi I need a win I need a win thanks for nothing hey Blake lean back
13:42I'ma make it rain scratcher scratcher scratcher scratcher scratcher hey how's it going something tells me you got
13:50lucky last night you know a brother don't kiss and tell but hell to the yeah how'd it go last
13:56night I'm sorry I had to bail
13:57just like the good old days really no I'm in the hole man please don't flip it it's brand new
14:04this is
14:04mahogany you gotta live with your legs baby no no no no no so Sippy tried to flip a table
14:10damn yeah
14:11your next poker night's gonna be amazing cuz I'm gonna be there we're cool right Turk's your best
14:15friend you can tell him how you really feel I can't believe you had an intern tell me this was
14:20supposed
14:20to be the start of a new chapter of my life and you abandoned me that's what you get yeah
14:27we're cool
14:31oh I didn't know you were religious oh no I'm not I found this in a patient's room I'm using
14:35it to
14:36hide my phone dr. Reed is like all over me about it but I have this feeling there's something else
14:40wrong with a patient so I'm doing a deep dive on his socials I think that's really great Tosh I've
14:46read
14:46that book he dies and comes back in the end Amara I'm gonna go I was pissed at Turk but
14:52I still had
14:52to set a great example for our interns we're still waiting for the chest CT but the initial CRX confirms
14:58that Daryl here has pneumonia like I thought and not appendicitis like dr. Turk mistakenly thought but
15:03that's okay because I always have his back even though he doesn't have mine okay what dr. Dorian is
15:09trying to say is we don't have to cut you unlike his words which I believe we're meant to cut
15:13me no
15:14that's a first a surgeon diagnosed something correctly medical roll out
15:23hey let me partner real quick I'll pray for you dr. Turk my phone yeah this change is really hard
15:30on
15:30both of us but he's gotta figure out your new normal
15:38what's that about nothing just dr. selfie being more interested in dming patients than
15:43diagnosing them dr. selfie starting to sound a little like dr. Cox dr. Cox was hard on me but
15:49he taught us how to do things the right way he also called you Barbie and undermined your confidence
15:53for years don't you remember how that made you feel she's really smart I mean keep an eye on her
16:00but
16:00give her a chance to do it her way
16:09okay let's do this now I need to handle my own drama with a little flourish do people actually
16:15know you learned that at magic camp I didn't go to magic camp Turk I went to Chris Angel's sleight
16:19of hand symposium for wooing women okay look it sucks you blew off my poker night for sex I needed
16:26to
16:26be with Carla things are hard for me JD work marriage kids I got a lot of pressure takes a
16:32lot out of me to keep it all going dr. Reed I know you said no phones and you're probably
16:36gonna call
16:37me dr. selfie again no I won't go ahead tell me the stuff on Logan's page is really concerning you
16:44see
16:44that I used to be that fat loser and I would rather die to go back to being him so
16:54there's just post
16:54after post like this yeah this isn't just about some fad diet I think it could be some kind of
17:00eating
17:00disorder you're right he's so obsessed with healthy eating it's become a compulsion and made him sick
17:07it could be orthorexia and I missed it those are really good catch dr. Tosh honestly I'm just I'm
17:15tired of hearing how overwhelmed you are by your big happy family and your wife that loves you when
17:20I spend half my time completely alone I wish that I had your problems you sure about that because I
17:26never get to be alone last week I got stuck in the stairwell I didn't call for help I just
17:31stood there
17:32at peace so yeah maybe I'd love just a little of your problems radiology called up it's about your
17:40pneumonia patient one of the things that didn't change about this place is that it has a way of
17:45bringing people back together orthorexia is a relatively new eating disorder we're gonna help
17:51you get through this unfortunately sometimes it's the hard moments that mend us so the pain was mimicking
18:00appendicitis due to the shared neural pain pathways but it turned out to be a post-obstructive pneumonia
18:05caused by that speculated mass so Daryl has lung cancer he just had a baby it's so awful so who's
18:15gonna tell him surgical or medical when things like this happen we suddenly see everything just a bit
18:33differently tell Nora uncle JD says I hope she hits a home run all those things that felt overwhelming
18:38with a little perspective suddenly feel like a gift you want to come I mean there's a divorced mom who
18:45drinks chardonnay out of a Stanley cup and wears no bra I'm pretty sure you two will hit it off
18:49it sounds
18:49like a great first mistake maybe another time you know what give her my number already dead I'll see
18:55you tomorrow damn it and too much time alone feels like an opportunity to be there for someone else oh
19:07hey Dr. Dorian hey this week sucked I'm getting hammered you in sure I don't have anything else going
19:15on apple tini's on me oh I will not be having that but if you are catching a check let's
19:22go I've never
19:23tried an apple tini before I've never finished a whole drink before well I hope you two like older
19:27women because tonight you're hooking up with Granny Smith okay now everybody take it slow I ordered
19:34these easy on the teeny but the sugar in these things can still make you a little crazy thanks
19:39for buying Dr. Dorian I'm a little light till my next paycheck hey what do you guys got there you
19:45can do an eight ball nine ball damn am I into Sydney okay just one for me then I got
19:51a date with my couch
19:52and a little movie star named Sandra Bullock I know they're just kids but it's nice to find a
19:57little community the best part is they have no idea just how bad an apple tini hangover is pinky out
20:11little slow sips new shoes
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