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00:00:09考古专业的学生
00:00:12看来注定有饿死在这个互联网时代里
00:00:14要是再找不到工作
00:00:15就得把外公送的玉佩
00:00:17当掉生活了
00:00:23小心
00:00:32没事吧
00:00:40没事吧
00:00:43摔上哪儿没有
00:00:44先生
00:00:46先生
00:00:49你没事吧
00:00:51没事
00:00:57书坏公留给我的玉佩
00:00:58我觉醒了通事业
00:01:04没事吧
00:01:05没事
00:01:07这些您拿着
00:01:08现在还在做个检查
00:01:12先生
00:01:13这些钱您拿着
00:01:14去医院检查一下
00:01:16假如是不够的话
00:01:17这是我的名片
00:01:18可以打电话联系我
00:01:20我还有急事
00:01:21先走了
00:01:28怎么有这样的事
00:01:31我家娃也没事
00:01:32怎么能要别人的钱
00:01:34先生
00:01:35你帮我还给他吧
00:01:38走吧
00:01:41萧清玄
00:01:42找个机会把钱还给他
00:01:44喂
00:01:45我快到了
00:01:46我还正走着呢
00:01:48苹果13%
00:01:50你要等我
00:01:50价值一万
00:01:51还能鉴定物品的价值
00:01:55那我要是去古安城
00:01:56岂不是发财了
00:02:00我说小姐
00:02:03你打算的可是康熙皇帝日用的清花团奉文碗
00:02:05我要你三百万
00:02:06已经算是很给你面子了
00:02:08我没说不赔
00:02:09我都说了
00:02:10找专家过来禁定一下
00:02:12如果他是真的
00:02:13那他价值多少
00:02:14我赔你多少
00:02:16呃
00:02:16这个不是
00:02:17萧清玄吗
00:02:21千花团奉文碗
00:02:23价值十五元
00:02:24居然是个厌品
00:02:26哼
00:02:26要是每个人都像你一样
00:02:28打碎一件东西
00:02:29再去找人做坚定
00:02:30浪费时间
00:02:31半个月的时间
00:02:31我这生意还做不做
00:02:33快点
00:02:33你
00:02:34老板
00:02:35你还真敢要
00:02:37三百万
00:02:38你这就是明目张胆的抢劫啊
00:02:40是你啊
00:02:41臭小子
00:02:43你别在这儿跟我胡说八道
00:02:46胡说八道
00:02:48胡说八道
00:02:51这只是现代工厂随便制作的仿骨瓷器
00:02:53顶多这二十块钱
00:02:55你这不是强盗
00:02:56谁是强盗
00:02:58确实是人卫夹都缺了
00:03:00这顶级眼皮
00:03:02就连大部分大师都分辨不出真假
00:03:03居然被他一眼看出来了
00:03:08想要拿假货科蒙拐骗
00:03:11得先过了我透视健保铁这一款
00:03:12没想到
00:03:14他先会健保
00:03:21这几宝斋明目张胆的卖假货
00:03:22这大事要是传出去
00:03:24不知道老板
00:03:26这就是
00:03:27这下场可
00:03:28能让电脑币把老板抓起来
00:03:30这种人不抓起来怎么行
00:03:33别让兄弟
00:03:35我又不是故意的
00:03:36这样
00:03:37钱就不用赔了
00:03:38我再挑两样东西作为赔偿
00:03:40送给这位小姐
00:03:41你看可以吧
00:03:42这还是刚才那个嚣张的老板
00:03:48老板还是会做生意啊
00:03:49谁知道
00:03:50你挑选的东西
00:03:52不会呢 兄弟
00:03:55要不
00:03:55我们
00:03:56你自己挑
00:03:57可以吧
00:04:00反正全是垃圾
00:04:02让你挑就挑不出宝来
00:04:05没问题
00:04:06那我们就不客气了
00:04:08随便挑
00:04:11华丽藏宝
00:04:12新墨新风大龙邮票
00:04:14价值一百万
00:04:16乾隆玉班纸价值八十万
00:04:18华中宝
00:04:19乾隆班纸
00:04:20发财的呀
00:04:26那
00:04:27我要那幅画
00:04:30和这个班纸
00:04:31脑子上驴提了
00:04:33选了两件最不值钱的东西
00:04:37你要那幅画做什么
00:04:38一看就是分文不知
00:04:40待会你就知道了
00:04:40待会你就知道了
00:04:52你买它就是为了把它撕了
00:05:00居然是大龙邮票
00:05:03小伙子
00:05:04我是市博物馆的馆长
00:05:06赵清禾
00:05:08能否把你的信封上我看一下
00:05:16确实是大厅的邮票
00:05:20这四枚掐起来至少价值一百万
00:05:22一文不值的话
00:05:24居然涨了一百万
00:05:28一百万的东西本来是我的
00:05:29早知道就不该差了
00:05:34老板 您先别急
00:05:35我选的两件物品
00:05:39除了这四枚大清邮票
00:05:40还有一件也是宝
00:05:45兄弟
00:05:47别开玩笑了
00:05:48这就是地贪户
00:05:50三块钱我都嫌贵
00:05:51清泉教剑
00:05:54能不能麻烦你帮我取一个碗
00:05:56一瓶白酒
00:06:01想用白酒炮开外面的包枪
00:06:02我早就试过了
00:06:03根本不行
00:06:04这就是一枚下等的墨浴班尺
00:06:06这下恐怕打脸了
00:06:08就是
00:06:19怎么跟褪皮似的呀
00:06:22这是怎么回事
00:06:23爷子
00:06:23天哪
00:06:26各位请看
00:06:29大清乾隆皇帝御用的绿松石班旨
00:06:34确实是乾隆的御用班旨
00:06:35小伙子
00:06:37你真是火眼金睛
00:06:41说到底
00:06:42不过是一块小玉
00:06:43那挣多少钱
00:06:44确实不值什么钱
00:06:46也就百八十万
00:06:48确实是yan
00:06:50coal十万
00:06:56轻轻业清乾小姐
00:07:02我们走吧唉
00:07:03站住
00:07:05这东西不可的
00:07:07你得还给我
00:07:07不然你们俩今天 别想走出这个剑老板
00:07:13刚才说送的是你
00:07:15现在看着宝贝在我手上生殖了
00:07:18You don't want to get back to me.
00:07:20I don't want this.
00:07:21This is my house in the house.
00:07:22I'm going to turn around.
00:07:23What's this?
00:07:25You're wrong.
00:07:26You're wrong.
00:07:27If you need to break the rules,
00:07:30you're not going to open the house.
00:07:31You're wrong.
00:07:32I'm so scared.
00:07:35I'm wrong.
00:07:36I'm kidding.
00:07:39I'm kidding.
00:07:42Go.
00:07:43Go.
00:07:46Hey,陈阳小勇.
00:07:51Have you got any interest to come to
00:07:53the博物馆? I'll give you a special advice.
00:07:56This is a real life. It's
00:07:58really interesting. I've been
00:07:59to the show for the
00:07:59show. I've seen people. Now the show
00:08:02is going to be able
00:08:03to do it. But it's just a shame. There's
00:08:05no doubt. It's not enough
00:08:06for you to get back
00:08:07to the show. Thank you, Mr. Chairman. But now
00:08:10we still don't have this.
00:08:12I'll give you a special advice.
00:08:14I'll give you a special advice.
00:08:17This is my name.
00:08:18If you have any questions,
00:08:21you can contact me.
00:08:22Okay.
00:08:24The manager of the director is a little bit.
00:08:26He's been a little bit.
00:08:27He's been a little bit.
00:08:28Can I leave him?
00:08:32Hello.
00:08:34Let me know you.
00:08:35Let me know you.
00:08:36You can call清玄.清玄
00:08:37?清玄?
00:08:43Oh,
00:08:44right.
00:08:46This is your hand.
00:08:48This is your hand.
00:08:48This is your hand.
00:08:49This is your hand.
00:08:50That's your hand.
00:08:50That's my wife.
00:08:51He'll send you a hand.
00:08:52You still have a hand.
00:08:53Today you're going to pay me.
00:08:55I don't know how much.
00:08:57I won't know how to go.
00:08:58Right.
00:09:00We'll have a gift for you.
00:09:01Let's go eat some food.
00:09:02You can do it.
00:09:07You can do it.
00:09:10I heard you're looking for a job.
00:09:13Otherwise, you'll come to my office.
00:09:15I'm here at least as a department manager.
00:09:18I'm so proud of you.
00:09:24I haven't thought so much.
00:09:26Let's go ahead and do it.
00:09:34This card card, you can do it.
00:09:36It can do it.
00:09:37It can do it.
00:09:43It can do it.
00:09:43This card card, you can do it.
00:09:44It can do it.
00:09:48It can do it.
00:09:49This...
00:09:49This...
00:09:49I'm your friend.
00:09:52I sent out the card card not over five.
00:09:54You don't have to pay for it.
00:09:55I'm going to have a month.
00:09:58Okay.
00:10:01Okay.
00:10:04That's fine.
00:10:04That I'll take it.
00:10:07Let me take it.
00:10:08That's fine.
00:10:08Come on.
00:10:09You can do it.
00:10:09She wasn't here.
00:10:10You're right.
00:10:11I saw her car.
00:10:12I said she wasn't here.
00:10:13She said she wasn't here.
00:10:16She didn't see me.
00:10:17She was who?
00:10:17You can't find her.
00:10:21She's a person.
00:10:22I didn't know who was in this.
00:10:24You weren't here.
00:10:24She didn't contact me.
00:10:25She didn't want to.
00:10:25Oh my god, I'm going to give you a gift to my wife.
00:10:31I can assure my wife will definitely like it.
00:10:45The gold medal is $1,000.
00:10:50The gold medal is $50,000.
00:10:55要不是这上面有些破损
00:10:57能值五千万呢
00:10:59一件宴品而已
00:11:00说的像真的鱼
00:11:01你胡说八道什么
00:11:04有世博物馆第一鉴定大师
00:11:06父老亲自鉴定
00:11:07岂能有假
00:11:08哼
00:11:09一个毛头小子
00:11:11也敢在老夫面前亲口开河
00:11:14世博物馆又如何
00:11:15我说是假的
00:11:16他就是假的
00:11:20世博物馆又如何
00:11:21我说是假的
00:11:23他就是假的
00:11:25我相信陈阳
00:11:27高雨山
00:11:28这种艳品
00:11:29还是不要拿出来丢人现眼了
00:11:31姐姐你
00:11:32你
00:11:33你说他是艳品
00:11:35有何一句
00:11:39这炉子
00:11:40磁胎粗糙
00:11:41裂有断壳
00:11:42有肉眼可见颗粒
00:11:44右色灰暗
00:11:45很明显
00:11:46就是明中后起民谣作法
00:11:48达不到官邀水平
00:11:50想不到你小子
00:11:52还有点古董的皮毛
00:11:54比较书袋
00:11:55老夫玩这个的时候
00:11:57你还没出生呢
00:12:04世博物馆第一剑品当时
00:12:05就这水平
00:12:07我现在都怀疑
00:12:09这博物馆究竟多少争获
00:12:11你说什么
00:12:12既然你是世博的人
00:12:14那就应该去问问你们馆长赵星河
00:12:17刚才发生了什么
00:12:18简定
00:12:20之虽有个贱字
00:12:22那就不能空口白牙
00:12:26今天的事情必须给我一个让我蛰伏的理由
00:12:27否则今天这事没完
00:12:39又色都不对
00:12:40还有什么好说的
00:12:42更何况
00:12:43这要是真的
00:12:44最初价值两个亿
00:12:45傻子才会一千万卖出来
00:12:47这摆明了
00:12:48就是摸透的剪透者的心理
00:12:52所以
00:12:54卖家从一开始
00:12:55就知道这东西是验品
00:12:57随小装底下卖给了高玉山
00:13:00完全正确
00:13:00这炉子就是个明末明朧
00:13:03顶天了价值五十万
00:13:04难道是我
00:13:06看
00:13:07看走眼了
00:13:11难道是我
00:13:13看
00:13:13看走眼了
00:13:16你这个废物
00:13:17这点事你都办不好
00:13:19花那么久时间
00:13:20跟我说一定是真品
00:13:22被人一眼就识破了
00:13:25害老子花了一千万
00:13:27还想就这样蒙混过关
00:13:39陈阳啊
00:13:41你又帮了我大忙了
00:13:42我都不知道该怎么感谢你
00:13:44没什么呢
00:13:45清雪小姐
00:13:46不必这么客气
00:13:52喂
00:13:53杨子还在找工作呢
00:13:56直接来兄弟公说好了
00:13:57有兄弟一口饭吃
00:13:58绝对让你吃香的喝辣的
00:14:00胖子
00:14:00你别操心我了
00:14:02你有这功夫
00:14:03不如帮我个忙
00:14:07我这手里刚逃了进乾隆的玉班纸
00:14:08你找个人帮我出手
00:14:12哎呀 这成色不错呀
00:14:14不是那
00:14:15你哪弄的呀
00:14:16给我啊
00:14:19介绍一下
00:14:20介绍一下
00:14:21这位是省城宋家的大少爷
00:14:23宋小枫
00:14:23自家兄弟
00:14:25这是陈阳
00:14:26叫杨子就行
00:14:27叫我小枫就行
00:14:28叫我小枫就行
00:14:30您好
00:14:34坐坐坐
00:14:36自己一下
00:14:36坐坐坐坐
00:14:37那个 杨子呀
00:14:39我听胖子说
00:14:40你手上有个乾隆的物件要出手是吗
00:14:44拿了呗
00:14:47小枫
00:14:50这是今天刚在街上逃的
00:14:52你看看
00:14:57绿松石 镂空 瘦子纹班纸
00:15:00乾隆御用
00:15:01是件真假话
00:15:03乾隆御用
00:15:05哎
00:15:06这得值多少钱啊
00:15:09都是自家兄弟
00:15:10我就不跟你卖关子了
00:15:13八十万
00:15:14你看行不行
00:15:15八十万
00:15:19八十万
00:15:20你看行不行
00:15:21八十万
00:15:24这普通人占多少年才能占八十万啊
00:15:25嗨
00:15:28这和透视音配书的价格差不多
00:15:31看来这宋小枫还真是个好价
00:15:38既然风哥已经给到最高价
00:15:39那我就没什么好推脱的了
00:15:42爽快
00:15:43咱俩留个联系方式
00:15:45好
00:15:48娘子
00:15:49你挣钱这么快
00:15:51带我去逃一个呗
00:15:52胖子
00:15:55你以为简陋那么容易啊
00:15:56多少人因为这个亏得血本
00:15:59乌龟七里子散呢
00:16:00对啊
00:16:02你别看我现在甚多收藏
00:16:04我也是交了小艺学费的
00:16:05哎呀
00:16:08什么兄弟都是假的
00:16:09等发财了就把你忘了
00:16:11你
00:16:14好好好
00:16:16你小子带你去还不行啊
00:16:18车才是兄弟嘛
00:16:19走
00:16:19走
00:16:20走了
00:16:22走了
00:16:22走
00:16:26假货
00:16:30房品
00:16:33假货
00:16:40宋大剑瑶兔好斩
00:16:41价值十万左右
00:16:42幸运女生劝我
00:16:44刚出来就剪脱漏了
00:16:45杨总
00:16:46这对破烂有什么好看的
00:16:51说什么呢
00:16:52I am all the same as one of them.
00:16:54If you buy it, I'll get you out of it.
00:16:57Or you'll get your mouth open.
00:16:59No one wants to eat your mouth open.
00:17:01Hey!
00:17:02I thought it was a little weird.
00:17:10Now, I don't have to think so much.
00:17:19This is a hundred thousand dollars.
00:17:20The price of the price is 10.000, the boss has been making sure everything.
00:17:22He has been making it for a year.
00:17:24He's making it for me to pay for the price.
00:17:28Mr.
00:17:28Mr.
00:17:29Mr.
00:17:29Mr.
00:17:30Mr.
00:17:31Mr.
00:17:32Mr.
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00:17:41Mr.
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00:17:46Mr.
00:17:46Mr.
00:17:48Mr.
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00:17:56Mr.
00:17:57Mr.
00:17:59Mr.
00:18:01Mr.
00:18:01Mr.
00:18:01Mr.
00:18:08Mr.
00:18:13What is this?
00:18:15This one is too old and old.
00:18:18It's not an old one.
00:18:19It's not an old one.
00:18:20It's not an old one.
00:18:25Two hundred dollars.
00:18:26I have one.
00:18:28Good.
00:18:32You don't understand me.
00:18:34You're not an old one.
00:18:35It's not an old one.
00:18:37Two hundred dollars.
00:18:39You're not an old one.
00:18:41You're not an old one.
00:18:42What is this?
00:18:42You can't buy a good idea.
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00:19:19Just like this.
00:19:22I'm sorry.
00:19:25I'm sorry.
00:19:27Wait a minute.
00:19:29My brother,
00:19:31can you buy the magic magic magic magic?
00:19:33I'll get $10,000.
00:19:34What?
00:19:35Mr.
00:19:36This magic magic magic is $10,000.
00:19:41Just this magic magic magic?
00:19:45It's $10,000.
00:19:46I've been able to run so many years.
00:19:49You do want me to listen.
00:19:54I'm just speaking clear.
00:19:57I'm not Speakingist.
00:20:02I'm surely nói,
00:20:03this magic magic magic.
00:20:04This magic magic is like awful.
00:20:10This magic magic magic
00:20:12is right here.
00:20:13You're a good guy.
00:20:14You're a good guy.
00:20:16Hey, I'm going to go with you.
00:20:19You're a good guy.
00:20:21Who's騙ed?
00:20:22I'm not a good guy.
00:20:23I'm not a good guy.
00:20:27You're a bad guy.
00:20:28I don't want to give you a good guy.
00:20:30I'm not a good guy.
00:20:33I'm a good guy.
00:20:34I'm a good guy.
00:20:34I'm a good guy.
00:20:38This is a good guy.
00:20:40Highest color.
00:20:41Highest color.
00:20:4250 years of gold.
00:20:44Yes, this is our poor lady.
00:20:47You should be even more casual to buy $50,000.
00:20:52You should be able to buy $50.
00:20:54What kind of gold?.
00:20:56$50
00:20:56,000. It's
00:20:58a good guy. You're
00:20:59a good guy. The blue
00:21:01one. The colored
00:21:03guy is white. It's
00:21:06a good guy. Not possible.
00:21:12I know.
00:21:15You're not the one.
00:21:16Yes, I'm the one.
00:21:18I couldn't buy these people.
00:21:20They're still here to kill me.
00:21:22What? I'm trying to be a good one.
00:21:25You're not a good one.
00:21:26Let's go to the house.
00:21:27It's the one we have to go to the house.
00:21:29We'll let's see.
00:21:29We'll let's see.
00:21:31It's the master.
00:21:35I'm going to see you.
00:21:40Oh
00:22:31某些人不但眼睛是瞎了脑子也是蠢透了这五十块钱的东西花了五万买来不行不行不行我必须发到朋友圈里好好宣传宣传傻子你个儿子居然敢骗子老子有气怎么咋见
00:23:07小兄弟眼神不凡啊如何称呼免贵姓陈太阳的阳谁啊哦你就是赵星河说的那个年轻人他对你可是赞不缺口啊恐怕这一早上本市的古董界已经有不少人知道你的名字了那些都是些三种毛孔小兄弟不必低调了我跟赵馆长几十年的交情还没见他如此夸张过一个人
00:23:37小兄弟我刚才说的话是真的不知道你愿不愿意出手当然没问题走走走竟然是错本的大银宝钞这可是万里难寻的宝费银先生
00:23:58这几张宝钞您知道多少钱凯旋小友这七张大名宝钞我六万块怎么样六万六万六万这是你做啊不能反悔哎呀绝不反悔绝不反悔好成长至于陈阳小友的兔豪针
00:24:11还是十万还是十万如何这个图和尘纯粹就是我空手套白狼十万块我确实没有力的拒绝空手套十万
00:24:25陈阳小友比我想象的还要厉害是吧这就是偷谁
00:24:38什么上街撞了十万就会是哎杨子今天没有你我也得不着这几万块我分你两万不要收钱不用不用是兄弟你就给我收下这么见外干嘛哎
00:25:06虽然是确实够一起但下次别这样了哎转过去啊回家我和我妈却要今天的成果嘿走了拜拜拜拜时间还早要不在这儿呢兴许还能捡到好东西差不定我都没人要的破书还想要借五万滚滚滚谁来出家卖点谁去
00:25:34神秤秤是天下最厉害的书是你们眼下不识货老伯我也是说古董您这是什么书记能给我看看吗想看可以您得给个十价没问题新郎书残本成书时间未尽价值价
00:25:58这竟然是传说中滑脱锁住的青囊书青囊书可又不可求的请求我这运气啊真是绝了小兄弟我就说过这本书是我们掐传下传了几百年了你要是想要五万块你看行不行
00:26:21老婆这东西比你想象中的还要值钱轻轻松松买一套房都不成问题五万块相当于是白色唉我何况不知道可我是一路走过来受尽了白眼只有你愿意要五万块足够了
00:26:34行吧我转给你到账十万元你是不是转错了呀五万块
00:27:03没赚错老婆这是我身上全部的积蓄了也就是实在没钱了不然无论如何也再都给你钱真是上天眷顾遇到好些人了话多真喘这道鞋说是价值连程度不为过得好好琢磨琢磨绝不能轻易出手
00:27:25喂喂陈阳我是叶雪能不能请你帮个忙假扮一下我男朋友假扮笑话的男友有点意思
00:27:55陈阳实在抱歉家里安排的相亲我怎么拒绝都没有打鞋就你和我玩的最好所以我是给你当挡箭牌的小雪送给你郭海川我有男朋友了我早就告诉过你别来烦了请回吧小雪
00:28:13你怎么跟陈阳在一起你难道你难道不顾及我们两家长辈子约定了吧郭海川与寒冰关系送你陈阳你小子是火腻味的竟敢跟我大哥抢女大哥
00:28:42沈着阳你有时间在这儿废话不如关心关心郭海川给你戴绿帽子吃沈着阳你们俩还真是好兄弟连女朋友都可以跟我讲这事儿要是传出去
00:29:11谁不说你打退茶凌你别人大胡说八道你听我解释我想起来昨天晚上我给你打电话为什么一直打不通我我在洗澡呢洗澡你把我当傻子呼噜呢郭海川我记得你前两天才和两个女人睡了觉你可能不知道其中有一个女人染病至于你们有没有传染
00:29:31那就不知道那就不知道什么孔海川你混蛋不行我得去医院老子把你当兄弟你敢勾搭我女朋友
00:29:44我打死我打死我打死我打死你敢勾搭我我打死我打死你面子咱俩这事儿以后再算我先去医院做个检查
00:30:06谢谢你怎么发现的你也太厉害了还能怎么看幽默瞎猜的呗不过经过这件事过海川以后应该不会再找你麻烦了还是得感谢你服务员奇怪
00:30:29这家店怎么这么冷清玉皮修陪葬品价值四百万左右选来用陪葬品当收藏风水的坏哪有胜利等着客人实在是抱歉我是这家餐厅的老板我叫徐青
00:30:58刚才因为我的舒服呢让那几位没有预定的客人进来了给你们造成了不好的体验所以餐厅决定给你们二位免贷来西安老板这么客气那我送客场富贵有兄弟我开了这间西餐厅已经是一时无忧了你说送我一场富贵是什么意思啊我刚才算了一下你说客人稀少应该不亏不准但地处黄金地带客流量不应该如此稀少
00:31:29你怎么知道不是兄弟我跟你说我是百思不得其情我找了很多风水大师来我店里给我看就是找不到原因这问题啊就处在大山上什么意思啊是这样兄弟我呢比较喜欢古董虽然不太懂啊但是我看这喜欢的我就把它给捣捣出来难道这东西有点说法这只皮胸应该是朝廷官员
00:31:52或者富商的陪葬品价值应该在四百万左右对对对对这个皮胸就是花了我四百万拍的那就对了不过这只皮胸是陪葬品非常晦气所以餐厅里常常会有一股英文的在习我就说嘛我这餐厅怎么一年甚至这么冷啊我马上安排就把这个皮胸给撤下去
00:32:18兄弟今天非常感谢你以后呢你就是我的朋友这张金卡送给你们以后你们来这吃饭一日免责那就多谢了那你们慢用我就不打扰了这娘现在好厉害啊居然一眼就能看得分毫不差
00:32:45或许我等的那个人就在眼前喂杨子我在果尔街看到一个好货胖子你先别着急我马上过来行行行我去杨子
00:33:15你什么时候被叶大小花豆腿啊别乱说我们只是恰好碰到一块一起吃了个饭都行多看看捡漏了来再过来捡漏了看看眼力怎么样元大头一元价值十五万元大头五角价值八万元大头一元价值七万
00:33:40胖子难道真的有点说法先是错版跑超车油金了几杯罕金币哎什么大怎么样终于口大老板哎这三块多少钱每块五百一千五万三十万
00:34:03这买卖太少了好好了您的哎谢谢您的你们每人挑一个不错了
00:34:25小雪这块价值七八万胖子六七万我最想咋都笑成这样还这么吃钱啊哎小点声疼我老板听到吗我疼陈阳你帮我那么大忙又送我这么贵重的礼物都不知道怎么感谢你才好要不我也送你一件礼物吧
00:34:53大这里就是国内十大珠宝之一的轩轩珠宝确实够基本啊能进军国际市场当然会有一定规模陈阳你来我公司怎么也不说一声啊几号去接你啊
00:35:20青轩姐你是说这国际商赫赫有名的萱萱珠宝是你的公司啊对啊有什么问题吗想要什么珠宝啊随便挑这这这都不好意思你跟我俩客气是吗这位是你的朋友我叫夏星玄我叫夜玄
00:35:31世界牌人前往英伦女王的特邀设计师竟然和陈阳不这么熟悉陈阳不挑我不挑走
00:36:01陈阳不挑我叫夜玄我叫夜玄我叫夜玄我叫夜玄
00:36:09昨天给你买礼物的哎没什么呢下次机会有的事那我先走了
00:36:35来是你朋友吧说啥呢那是我大学同学那是他漂亮还是我漂亮哇该不会是都有意思了吧关键千雄和夜玄都漂亮这该怎么去
00:37:07好喂陈阳你送给我的那个圆大头给爷爷看啊爷爷厉害的开心明天有个拍卖会他想邀请你来好啊拍卖会那岂不是会有很多骨头
00:37:32不过这透视眼剪了个好机会啊这是高级拍卖会也是你有资格来的就是一股的穷酸药你也喷我再怎么穷酸药也好过女儿这的狗男女也不怕隔壁
00:37:54陈阳好歹我有女朋友哦就你是穷鬼呀估计这辈子也不会有女人吧谁说陈阳没有女朋友的我们走小大小的将是陈阳的女朋友
00:38:17好清旋姐陈阳你们怎么一起过来了刚刚在门口遇到了就一起进来了不过你们叫陈阳来真是意外之喜有她在古董什么的不是手道琴来你就是陈阳吧陈阳
00:38:47我劝你最好早点认清楚你自己别想着跟我们女儿有什么关系妈你说什么呢你拦着我干什么我说错了你也不知道撒泡尿自己照着自己我这条珍珠项链你一辈子的工资都买不起你有什么资格和它在一起淡水珍珠价值五十万五十万有淡水珍珠啊它什么脑子你看不出来吗我告诉你臭小子这条珍珠项链
00:39:15价值三千五百万想要娶我的女儿你至少拿出十亿的彩礼钱外加两条这样的项链我愿意送两条这不是海川吗真是个好孩子什么三千五百这分明就是一条假的珍珠项链什么小子你胡说八道些什么你买不起三千万一条的珍珠项链你就开始诋毁了是吧我告诉你
00:39:32就凭你这样的别说是想追求我们家小雪你就是想跟她做朋友你都不配天然的珍珠项链每一颗都是独一无二的你这条项链几乎每一颗珍珠都一模一样
00:39:37这分明就是淡水珍珠项链顶多恰值五十万
00:39:53的确是淡水珍珠你又是谁凭什么在这里平头论足的我是萱萱珠宝的负责人我叫萧青玄
00:39:59居然是萱萱珠宝的设计师她说是假的就一定是假的
00:40:09想不到大名鼎女的叶太太居然带着假的珠宝杏林出来又平安威的等我回去一定要找那些珠宝绳算账我们走
00:40:39想不到你还懂珠宝关公面前耍大刀了陈阳小军我刚刚对你父母不太礼貌我向你道歉没有我是替我妈妈难过她在任何场合都是嚣张跋扈麻和无礼要不是我爷爷疼我了
00:41:06我们一家三口早就被逐出家门了唉你妈妈是你妈妈你是你既然无法改变她们那就试试对自己好些别想那么多拍卖会现在开始请各位嘉宾入座第一件拍品隋阳帝圣旨居然是隋阳帝圣旨这可是价值连城的宝负啊
00:41:23隋阳帝圣旨艳品价值五百元还以为是个难得的宝贝呢原来是个假货真是鬼这份圣旨其拍价一千万每次加价三十万竟拍开始
00:41:49陈阳要不要拍下来是个假货别拍拍挺好的少加点我出一千零三十万陈阳都出手肯定是真的两千万喂该不会是真的吧
00:42:10假的不能再假的假货我只是给郭寒川挖坑吧可真够坏的不过我喜欢五千万铁家老爷子马上叫巴士打授我拍摄了送给他做贺礼说不定老爷子一高兴也许就是我的了
00:42:40一个亿无人竞价随阳帝圣旨一亿元成交陈阳看到了吗这就是本少的实力这些钱你一辈子都赚不到吗那就恭喜郭大少了花一个亿拍了个房品陈阳我花一个亿买的圣旨
00:43:10你凭什么说这假货我刚才看你出手了我是出手了可我又没说赤身呢你敢耍老子小娘拍卖行内禁止其他一切与拍卖无关的事宜如有违反者我们有权将您驱逐出去第二件拍品由民间画家临摹的清明上河图起拍价200万每次加价30万
00:43:39搞什么上一件可是剩下这一件什么垃圾这种验质也值200万哪个傻子会买画中画唐伯虎侍女图价值一亿三千万居然是一幅画中画这绝对是天乐小雪快拍230万谁又想跟我买垃圾老子就不买让你白花200万
00:43:58无人竞价清明上河图230万成交陈阳你花200多万买一件垃圾我看你也不怎么样有影无珠的东西我都懒得跟你说你陈阳
00:44:06这是假的大楼这是画中画里面藏了一幅价值国际的名代的侍女图
00:44:22陈阳小友听说你花了200多万买了个厌品到底是怎么回事没什么
00:44:32因为他纯粹就是个傻子还敢逼我出价真把自己当回事你还不是乖乖的花这些钱买那个假货
00:44:56郭海川你以为谁都跟你一样花一夜买个假货你还是多考虑考虑你自己吧听说叶老爷子八十大寿你不会拿着个厌品去见叶雪爷爷吧到时候别让人笑掉大牙了我这幅画可是不可多得的真名
00:45:00哼说是国宝都不足为过这
00:45:01这 到底是怎么回事不对这幅画是双层的难道说是画中画真正的宝贝就在其中这
00:45:35诸位请看明代绝迹侍女图这是唐宝虎的侍女图这
00:45:36这 确实是唐宝虎的真迹啊市场价值一
00:45:53三千万二百万买到上亿的古画这怎么可能郭海川趁着赵馆长和李大师都在
00:46:01把你那幅圣纸给他们看看呗看看到底是我胡说八道还是你有养不住啊看就看
00:46:05我就不信上亿的东西只要是个厌品
00:46:20这 这哪是什么圣旨啊这就是琵琶市场的祸一门不吃
00:46:36不不赵馆长您再仔细看看别看走眼了好了我这么大年龄这货是真是假我还分不清楚啊这是破玩意儿我玩街上十块才买
00:46:59对我的钱一个亿啊田阳小勇那我们就先走了好小雪这个话带回去给爷爷吧正好他老人家过八十大寿
00:47:28嗯哭海春倒是提起小雪爷爷生日厌世大事去古安城转转说不定能遣哥我当礼物走吧我的钱以夜家的地位什么样的礼物都不缺所以必须是要投其所好才好
00:47:59紫砂湖隐藏价值八千万老板你这套紫砂湖茶具买多少钱这都是我爷爷亲手做的你要是成新药的话五千块数下五千的紫砂湖居然有八千万的隐藏价值老板你这套紫砂湖茶具有多少我全要了
00:48:18全要了爷爷爷爷您的紫砂湖终于遇到有猿人了这位陈先生愿意五千块一套的价格全部买走五千真败了
00:48:28嗯我的确是想再看看这紫砂湖至所堪称一流总区区五千块就买了
00:48:50哎不知道陈先生听没听说过白松西白老师的名字知道紫砂湖行业的顶尖纳事其实那些湖都是我爷爷做的可惜我爷爷名气太小卖不出价格所以被白松西以五千块钱一套的价格买走再印上他的名字一套至少能卖七八千了
00:49:18原来这就是汐总说的怎么这样子小文别乱说老爷子您这些紫砂湖我都要了另外我再推荐个人给您认识喂清浅姐你对紫砂湖了解多少什么
00:49:48一袋紫砂湖白松西居然是个顾名钓鱼之辈王爷爷陈阳我们三个人合作去做紫砂湖无论价值如何我和陈阳占三分之一至于白松西违约金的事我去处理什么如果真影小小姐的名义出售的话这一套紫砂湖至少价值在七八千万那我还能占个三分之二
00:50:11老爷子这是您艺术品的价值它值这么多您就别推辞了陈先生萧小姐你们真是我的贵人啊陈阳爷爷说要见你
00:50:25好走吧哎呀你看这侍女兔多好啊哎爷爷陈阳来了
00:50:34好你好我是沈阳你好我是沈阳早就听说过你哎呀真是绝顶真才啊
00:50:45虽然亏言如据哎爷爷一直想问你你为什么每次都能看出角度刁钻的隐藏骨
00:50:48我难不成你有透视眼
00:50:52啊啊啊啊啊啊
00:51:19谢老过奖了这天底下哪有什么透视眼这样的异能啊我能次次挖掘宝物一是靠运气这第二就是我这些年对古玩的热爱与钻影哦原来如此啊哎呦在古玩界这么多年我是难得看到这样有作为的年轻人
00:51:41星河冲楼这可是难得的好苗仔啊嘿你们要好好地培养他呀天生就是吃这碗饭的嘿嘿嘿哎小雪呀你带客人先在这坐坐我呢马上就来好走哎
00:52:09陈阳你也敢来参加夜老的生日宴就不怕被人撵出去啊顾海川你放客气点陈阳是我起来的客人反倒是你谁要你来的小雪啊今天不是夜老的生日吗这么大的事啊
00:52:35我肯定是来送礼物的瞧你这穷酸样该不会没拿礼物来吧看着倒挺像样的别又是坚强了到时候这里可就没地方放了你哎呀我夜谋这完了好骨头了还把大家都折腾来真是有点不好意思啊
00:53:04哈哈哈哈啊夜老这是我送您那点礼物我这这是白大师白松西的紫砂虎夜老白松西亲手制作的酒头永梅茶具奉上价值九千八万万哇
00:53:23天阳你不是也带礼物了吗该不会拿不出手吧巧了我带的也是紫砂虎不过比你那么好开虎好多了夜老
00:53:49哎呀真拼啊真拼啊真拼这也是白大师的作品而且一套石剑这样这才是真正的大礼不对这没有白大师的提词哼不是白大师的作品
00:54:14骗屏哎呀奇怪啊还真没有白大师的提款呢哼
00:54:28这样你这款紫砂虎虽然没有提款但是这工艺啊不逊色于白大师的作品想必是花费不菲吧
00:54:57夜老这紫砂虎我只花了五千别收回了啊这样你只说这样高大公寓的紫砂虎你只花了五千就收回来了嗯对赵馆长依我之见这个紫砂虎
00:55:26不白大师的作品是同出异宗哎你是这方面的专家忙忙长长眼哎夜老啊如果我没有看错的话他应该出赐白大师之手吧怎么可能相同的工艺我九千万买三件他沉压怎么可能
00:55:44五千块买十件哎夜老我这可不是简陋这是卖磁砂虎那个老爷爷他知道自己没有明显卖不出天降就心甘情愿卖五千块好一个白大师啊
00:56:05这顾名钓鱼之辈简直是可耻嗯爷爷您别生气了跟那种人生气不值得放心吧我只是感慨他养了小小年纪眼力这么好他日必顶龙墙九天夜老没有赞了
00:56:16听什么老子将近一个亿买到的东西居然被老爷子如此嫌弃还好我有他接下来绝对能搬回来
00:56:46陈阳我是好两只刚刚高价收购的准备做镇店之宝的宣德卢敢不敢再跟我比一逃这和你比是我有什么好处你赢了我店里的货任你挑选你输了你要把那位能够模仿白松西作品的人是谁告诉我陈阳小友圈里听说你今天要你是
00:57:13我们特意过来看看两场定输赢我店内真品赝品都有你见定两个真品就算你赢没问题正德年间民间宣德卢价值八百万居然是价值八百万的宣德卢还可以免费带走这场真是赚大发了
00:57:36顾爱传你那手里那两个宣德卢也不是什么好东西我拿这个香炉就能赢你快把香炉捧给我们陈大师宣德卢
00:57:52王羽之子金燕价值两千万还有你背后那个端燕
00:58:14好好好郭海川咱说话算数只要我解除两件藏品为真就是我的当然不会出错但是你选择这两件不用再想想没有必要好那就好
00:58:42陈阳你输了你选择这两个垃圾连赚品都算不上你当初是怎么给叶老发现那幅里端端图呢你就这么确定他们一文不值啊当然如果真的是真品那我干嘛随意选择它当香炉呢伙计麻烦把这个炉子洗一下
00:59:11各位请看镇德年间民间宣德卢这这这这确实是宣德卢啊郭海川咱之前可是说好了只要我解除两件藏品这些
00:59:34就免费赠用这明代高仿的宣德卢估下八百万到一千万之间好这局算我大意算你这样赢了但是你别跟我们说
00:59:50这块燕台也是什么名人之物吧燕台这个燕台好像是东晋的
01:00:09确实像东晋的可为什么会是东晋的物品呢是啊这段燕是唐朝武德年间才被发现并流传开的呀
01:00:24你确定他是端燕你是在质疑我们俩的眼力和技术吗二老这可不怪我怀疑这块燕台是我花二十块钱从村里买的肯定不是什么老物件陈阳
01:00:48你确实见出了宣德卢但是你还是输这款燕台就是个垃圾你根本就不会见宝之前几次就是采狗屎运哦你就这么确定当然事实就是如此嘛你还不乖乖逃降向我承认你根本就没有见宝的能力
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