Who Could Kill A Sweet Old Lady (2026)

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00:00:00You

00:00:21Bring me my blanket. It's freezing down here

00:00:35Hurry up. You forgot to put this heat on. Nurse, switch legs on your phone and do your job

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00:01:31Okay

00:01:35Yeah

00:01:36Thank you, Bobby

00:01:37I could really use the work

00:01:41Sorry, I was at Hilga's wake yesterday

00:01:43So I'm a little

00:01:45Cancer's a bitch

00:01:46But Hilda was a client

00:01:47You can't get so attached

00:01:49Okay, I'm ready

00:01:49Lynette Versterberg

00:01:5084, bad legs, bad heart, brain fine

00:01:53Address, 1512 Baldwin Road

00:01:56Gate code 3950

00:01:57Soon as possible, empty house

00:01:59Okay, you got it

00:02:00Hey, show a little bit more enthusiasm when you meet the dinosaur

00:02:04She's filthy rich, whatever it takes to keep her happy, capiche?

00:02:07Yep

00:02:15Ah, Hilga

00:02:17Ah, Hilga

00:02:37Ooh, I was gonna do coffee, but are you making tea?

00:02:42You know it, you're up early

00:02:44I thought you were resting before the funeral

00:02:47Yeah, uh, no funeral for me

00:02:49Had another job, on the hill system

00:02:52Oh no, Edie already?

00:02:53Your last client's not even in the ground yet

00:02:56How long do you have to live at this house?

00:02:59As long as she's got, I guess

00:03:01Tell Bobby you need some time

00:03:03I want time, but I need money

00:03:06Student loans don't care that I'm grieving

00:03:09Roomie

00:03:10Living nursing is a tough job

00:03:12Even if you won't take my wise advice to throw it all away and start a tea shop

00:03:17You still need to take care of yourself

00:03:19I am taking care of myself

00:03:21Doesn't count

00:03:22I wanna see you get paid for that liquid gold

00:03:25Thank you

00:03:27Can't you at least ask Bobby for the weekends off?

00:03:29Claire, you know he would fire me for even asking

00:03:32Honestly, it's all good

00:03:35I've got my health

00:03:37I've got a job

00:03:38I have amazing friends

00:03:39I'm lucky

00:03:40My clients don't have any of that

00:03:42They have money

00:03:43Yeah, they have money

00:03:44But what does that get them?

00:03:45A stranger who lives in their house and occasionally checks them for bed sores?

00:03:49Whose life would you rather have?

00:03:50Theirs are mine

00:03:50Can you take game night off?

00:03:52It's one night

00:03:54Yeah, I'll try

00:03:57Man, Edie

00:03:58You have got to open up a tea shop

00:04:01Yeah, yeah

00:04:01When I win the lotto

00:04:22Hey, stop, stop, stop

00:04:29Hi

00:04:29I figured you didn't want to murder on your hands first day of the job

00:04:33You must be the new nurse

00:04:35Yeah, and you must be the tire slusher

00:04:38What?

00:04:41Oh, no, no, this is a tool

00:04:43I forgot I was holding it

00:04:44I'm the gardener

00:04:45Forgetful gardener

00:04:47Well, hey, as long as I'm not admitting you to memory care

00:04:51Wait, what?

00:04:52Elder care joke

00:04:54I'm Edie

00:04:55Oh, uh

00:04:58Hey, I, uh

00:04:59I'm Mateo

00:05:00Nice to meet you

00:05:01Nice to meet you

00:05:02Welcome, good luck

00:05:03She barely talks to me

00:05:16Hello

00:05:20Miss Fursterberg

00:05:21I'm Edie

00:05:23Your new home care aide

00:05:31I'm with First Sunrise

00:05:33They said you were notified

00:05:35Is there no longer such thing as basic human dignity?

00:05:41What?

00:05:42You barred into my home, hollering down my halls, prowling around like a predator on the hunt

00:05:48Mrs. Fursterberg

00:05:50Ms. If I had married, my husband would be out there trimming those rose bushes

00:05:54And not that overpriced idiot

00:05:58Ms. Fursterberg

00:06:00I am Miss Edie Brown

00:06:02And I am sorry for barging in like that

00:06:05But, I mean, that's protocol when a homebound client has been without care for several hours

00:06:09Look, my job here is to be in service to your well-being

00:06:13And make sure you're as comfortable as possible

00:06:15So, if you could...

00:06:16No thanks!

00:06:18Goodbye!

00:06:20Do you have someone else here in the house that's assisting you?

00:06:25I'm in the middle of arranging my finances and the last thing I need is a granny nanny to train

00:06:32That's a good one

00:06:32Um, but if there's no one else here that has a nursing license, I can't leave

00:06:39You're trespassing

00:06:41If you don't leave, I'll have you arrested

00:06:46Okay, how about you start by hopping up out of that chair and tossing me out the door

00:06:50What?

00:06:51Great!

00:06:52Looks like your file's correct

00:06:53No mental decline

00:06:54Fully aware of your wheelchair dependence

00:06:56I'm gonna take that to mean you understand why I can't leave you here alone

00:07:01You... you don't...

00:07:02Great!

00:07:03I'm so glad that we have all of that cleared up

00:07:05So, if you could just show me your bedroom, your primary bathroom, all of your medications

00:07:09And anything else that you think might help me get you through your day-to-day

00:07:13We can go ahead and get started

00:07:17This way

00:07:18Come

00:07:21Okay

00:07:25How long have you been a nurse?

00:07:27About six years

00:07:29Remarkable

00:07:31So, who all works here?

00:07:33Just that bozo in the bushes

00:07:36So you have no housekeeper, no...

00:07:38They're all useless and expensive

00:07:41Like you, I'm sure

00:07:42Are you gonna get that?

00:07:46I only get junk calls

00:07:51You have reached Bell Telephone

00:07:53This number has been disconnected

00:07:55Goodbye

00:07:57You recognize that number?

00:07:59Stranger

00:08:01Okay...

00:08:02Well, they are blocked

00:08:04That's an unusual skill for a nurse

00:08:12So, do doctors call you on your landline?

00:08:16They leave voicemails

00:08:19Well, if doctors are calling on your landline, we can't just be ignoring calls

00:08:27I can screen the numbers for you and block out all the spam numbers

00:08:31Well, you edit my diaries too

00:08:33Don't touch my phone

00:08:35You got it, boss

00:08:37So, if you could just show me your meds and then we can see my room?

00:08:40I do have one refill I need

00:08:43I'm out

00:08:45Okay

00:08:49There's poor sales service on the property, so you'll need wifi

00:08:52The password's over there on the dresser

00:08:56Okay

00:08:56After you've finished unpacking, we'll go to the bank

00:08:59You got it, boss

00:09:14What are you doing?

00:09:17Well, it seems like you think I might be stealing something, so...

00:09:21Take a look through my bag before we head out

00:09:24Your assertiveness may prove useful at some point

00:09:45Miss Versteberg, isn't it just the highest honor to have you visiting our modest establishment on this fine day?

00:09:53How can we help you?

00:09:55Here

00:10:00Miss Versteberg, you know I hold you in the utmost regard

00:10:03But are you aware that this request would dissolve all of your accounts with us?

00:10:07I filled the damn thing out, didn't I?

00:10:09Miss Versteberg, I must advise against this

00:10:11Please, let us know what we can do to...

00:10:13I need to transfer my assets to a trusted advisor who can...

00:10:17And you don't trust me?

00:10:19You are not my financial planner

00:10:22I see

00:10:23Well, is this...

00:10:26Avery Simpson interested in opening an account with us?

00:10:29No, that's impossible

00:10:31Avery Simpson is not based here

00:10:33You know, Miss Versteberg, perhaps I can secure some additional perks for your valued account

00:10:39Give me just a moment

00:10:39Stop wasting my time

00:10:41I want to dissolve my accounts

00:10:42I'm here in person to complete this request

00:10:45I have my ID

00:10:46Oh, I hardly think I need that, Miss Versteberg

00:10:48I would know you anywhere, but please, just reconsider this...

00:10:53After what I'm saying...

00:10:53Miss Versteberg?

00:10:55Water

00:10:56Not now, Edie

00:10:58See how that works, Mr. Kern?

00:11:01I asked if she wanted water and she said no

00:11:03And I respect her by not pressing her on it

00:11:09The look on his face!

00:11:11He'd never been sassed by an aide before

00:11:13Yeah, dude, looked like he was gonna have an aneurysm

00:11:15I was going to have an aneurysm if he kept mooning about my account

00:11:18Oh, but he holds you in the utmost respect

00:11:23We need to get out of here

00:11:25Is everything okay?

00:11:28Hurry up!

00:11:37Well, it looks like your refill is ready

00:11:39I can go pick that up

00:11:40Here, take this

00:11:43What is it?

00:11:44It's mace

00:11:44You'll need it

00:11:47Why?

00:11:48I'm being targeted

00:11:50Last night it was an attempted robbery

00:11:52Today, a man was watching us leave the bank

00:11:56Someone or some group is trying to target me

00:11:59Now, what is it exactly that you think they're trying to do?

00:12:02I know what they're trying to do

00:12:04They're trying to rob me

00:12:05Or worse

00:12:07Worse?

00:12:08My death would make a lot of people very rich

00:12:11Okay, I think the police should probably be-

00:12:14The police were here last night when the guy got away

00:12:16They know everything

00:12:17Are you saying that he was here as in inside this house?

00:12:21Boss, that is terrifying

00:12:23You can't even imagine

00:12:25So take that

00:12:27If a man follows you, don't hesitate

00:12:30He saw us together, just spray and run

00:12:33You know what? I am sure that that pharmacy can deliver

00:12:38But I don't want anyone coming through that gate except you

00:12:41And the air-hit plant man

00:12:42So you go

00:12:45I don't feel like that's a great idea

00:12:47Well, just fine

00:12:49Don't go get my medication

00:12:50But no one is delivering it

00:12:52And I'm not going back out there

00:13:12Hey!

00:13:15Hey!

00:13:16Hi!

00:13:16How's the first day?

00:13:17Well, it's a lot

00:13:20Yeah, yeah, she can be a lot

00:13:22Or so I hear

00:13:22I basically never see her

00:13:24Yeah, actually I had some questions for you

00:13:27Are you going to the pharmacy?

00:13:28No, actually I'm sneaking into the art store

00:13:31Oh cool, you do art?

00:13:33Yeah, you know, like watercolors

00:13:35No way, what do you paint?

00:13:37Turtles

00:13:37I mean, I would if people stopped trying to turn them into roadkill

00:13:40No, that's awesome, that's great

00:13:42I mean, it's nice to have a hobby

00:13:44Yeah, a hobby

00:13:45Yeah, I guess you could say it's a hobby

00:13:46And what would you call it?

00:13:49Dream job?

00:13:51Oh, wow

00:13:53That's really cool, good for you

00:13:55Yeah, alright, you think I'm naive

00:13:57But I'm telling you, all it takes is one rich person to see my stuff

00:14:00What do you mean it could happen?

00:14:01Speaking of rich people, I was going to ask you

00:14:03Actually, I do have to go, they're about to close

00:14:05But I will see you later, okay?

00:14:07Sure

00:14:07Alright, talk to you in a bit

00:14:23Here you go

00:14:24So, this break-in that happened, your old nurse was here when it all went down?

00:14:29She showed up just in time, helped scare him off

00:14:33And you didn't see his face?

00:14:34He was wearing a mask

00:14:36And he didn't take anything

00:14:37It happened so very fast, very shocking

00:14:40I'm sure, do the police have any suspects or do you have?

00:14:44Is it your goal to give me nightmares?

00:14:47Of course not, we can talk about this tomorrow

00:14:49What else is there to talk about?

00:14:53Someone broke into my home and scared me and the nurse half to death

00:14:56Yeah, and then she just bounced on you?

00:14:58I mean, that's kind of messed up

00:15:00What's messed up, as you put it, is that we're still talking about this

00:15:04Unless you have secondary training as a detective, leave it, I'm handling it

00:15:10Of course, boss, you ready?

00:15:16Hey, I've got you, I promise

00:15:22One, two, three

00:15:24Alright

00:15:26I'll be good, I'll switch you back

00:15:29Okay?

00:15:32Alright

00:15:32See? Wasn't so bad

00:15:35Stronger than I look

00:15:36Are you calling me fat?

00:15:38What? Hell no

00:15:40In fact, you've got killer muscle tone

00:15:42You must have that athlete gene

00:15:44A lot of good it did me

00:15:46Okay, night boss

00:15:49Night

00:15:51Night

00:15:55Let's get started

00:16:00Get done

00:16:01Come on

00:16:11No, no, I'm not

00:16:16Alright

00:16:20I'll take a look at this place

00:16:21Yeah, yeah, totally fine. Just got lost in this maze of a mansion. God, I swear, it's like something straight

00:16:26out of Downton Abbey.

00:16:27At any minute, Lady Mary's gonna turn a corner and ask me what's for dinner.

00:16:30What is for dinner?

00:16:32Very funny. You'll be glad to know that I did not have to cook for her.

00:16:35How is she? How's the job?

00:16:38It's different. I mean, she's a smart lady. I'll give her that. But she has this crazy story about a

00:16:43break-in and someone stalking her, so...

00:16:46Oh my God, Edie, that's scary.

00:16:47That's what I said, but...

00:16:48I mean, she's got this big-ass security gate, and she has a burglar alarm, and I'm pretty sure that

00:16:52there are cameras everywhere, and some guy just waltzes past all that and doesn't get caught.

00:16:57I don't know. It doesn't make any sense.

00:16:59So you think she's making it up? Why?

00:17:02No, but hallucinations and paranoia, it's a sign of Alzheimer's.

00:17:07Oh, you think?

00:17:09I don't know. She seems really sharp. Like, she has jokes. I mean, she could be totally fine mentally.

00:17:15So she is being stalked?

00:17:17Yeah, I don't know. It seems like she was fighting with her previous nurse, which is also another sign of

00:17:23Alzheimer's, so...

00:17:24Okay, Edie, either way, this job sounds like bad news.

00:17:27Come home.

00:17:28You know I can't leave her like this.

00:17:29Edie, you have to stop acting like every one of these little old ladies is your grandmother.

00:17:34You know, I'm gonna see what I can do about game night, okay?

00:17:37Have you talked to her about it yet?

00:17:39Not yet.

00:17:40Edie, I'm gonna see what I can do, okay? I promise.

00:18:00Miss Fursterberg?

00:18:05Hello? Help!

00:18:13Help!

00:18:16Help!

00:18:18Help!

00:18:26Bye!

00:18:44Okay, um, disable sleep mode on alarm system.

00:19:01Okay, 73189.

00:19:11Hey.

00:19:14Mateo, hi.

00:19:15Good morning, um, these are for Miss B, uh, to help cheer her up on a recent scare.

00:19:20Well, that is super sweet of you. I'll let her know that you bought these by.

00:19:24No, you know what, just, just put it somewhere she can see.

00:19:27You know, I'm pretty sure she still thinks I'm part of the automatic sprinkler system.

00:19:30Oh, I was just coming out to grab the papers.

00:19:33Yeah, of course. No, I'll, uh, I'll leave it to you in the morning, okay?

00:19:36Oh, actually, um, just one thing before you go, you mentioned the scare. Do you know what happened exactly?

00:19:43Wait, she didn't tell you? I mean, I know Miss B is private, but still.

00:19:46Well, I mean, she told me that there was some sort of a break-in.

00:19:49Yeah, scary stuff. I don't know much, you know, I work outside.

00:19:53But, yeah, her old nurse didn't talk much, but, I mean, she was hurt pretty bad. Hospitalized, I think.

00:20:00I'm sorry, her old nurse is in the hospital right now? Are you serious?

00:20:04Well, yeah, I mean, that's, that's why you're here, right?

00:20:12Freaking Bobby.

00:20:17I mean, I knew there was an emergency, but, I mean, I had no idea.

00:20:21Well, I mean, you should know. In fact, you know, frankly, you should get that, uh, what's it called?

00:20:25You can get some hazard pay out of it.

00:20:27Yeah, right, that is, that is absolutely not happening.

00:20:30Okay, well, no, I get it. You know, we're both replaceable.

00:20:34It's a tough job market. It's just, be careful, okay?

00:20:37Um, I'd hate to see you get hurt.

00:20:42I will. Um, thanks. Thanks.

00:20:53No, smooth it out.

00:20:55Well, I'm not done yet.

00:20:57You've made me look like a mad scientist.

00:21:07Mateo mentioned that your old nurse was hurt the other night.

00:21:11Well, how does he know?

00:21:13Said she was rushed to the hospital. Is that true?

00:21:16Yes, it is. She did.

00:21:18Wow. Well, don't blame me. I didn't hurt her.

00:21:23Of course not.

00:21:26That's why your room looked like you pitched a fit.

00:21:28Excuse me?

00:21:30You know, the clothes strewn about everywhere.

00:21:32You got yourself ready.

00:21:34Makes sense.

00:21:35That's right. She was rushed to the emergency room.

00:21:39You know how she's doing?

00:21:42She hasn't been able to speak.

00:21:45Ugh.

00:21:47So where is the nurse that I'm replacing?

00:21:50Ungrateful brat never called.

00:21:52Yeah, Bobby.

00:21:52Because she literally cannot speak.

00:21:54She is in the hospital.

00:21:55You know where she is?

00:21:56Why are you asking me?

00:21:58Which hospital is she in, Bobby?

00:22:00You know what?

00:22:00Look!

00:22:01How am I supposed to know?

00:22:02Bobby, I've gotta go.

00:22:06What is it?

00:22:07Electronic lift.

00:22:09To move me from the chair to the bed.

00:22:11Okay, I don't understand.

00:22:13So you can leave.

00:22:14Be safe.

00:22:16Boss.

00:22:16I value my independence.

00:22:18You value your safety.

00:22:20Everybody wins.

00:22:22Thing is, I also happen to value your safety.

00:22:26How about we, uh, get breakfast started.

00:22:31By the way, what was the name of your last nurse?

00:22:34Mary something.

00:22:36Mary Shelley.

00:22:38Wait!

00:22:39No.

00:22:46Ooh.

00:22:47Pen.

00:22:47That's brave.

00:22:49What was the local paper?

00:22:51Ah, well.

00:22:52That one is the easiest.

00:22:54Except for last Sunday.

00:22:57Well, that one was hard.

00:22:58It was.

00:22:59Well, it's dumb hard, not clever hard.

00:23:02That one clue.

00:23:03Nice way to say hello.

00:23:05Yeah.

00:23:06Bonjour.

00:23:07But they hit the capitalization in the front,

00:23:10so we wouldn't know it was nice.

00:23:12It's idiotic.

00:23:14And then yesterday's puzzle.

00:23:16You're young.

00:23:17I bet you just powered through.

00:23:19No one uses the term e-girl.

00:23:21Isn't that what young people say?

00:23:24No one I know.

00:23:25Well, good.

00:23:26I'm not totally irrelevant yet.

00:23:28Not even close.

00:23:31That one has my favorite puzzles.

00:23:33Oh, those are objectively the best.

00:23:36It's even written about.

00:23:38Oh, I believe it.

00:23:44Fine.

00:23:45Okay, go get it.

00:23:51Hello?

00:23:54Do you know of Preston?

00:23:56Scammer.

00:23:5980?

00:24:00I'm blocking the number, just a sec.

00:24:03Okay.

00:24:07Where is the security footage from that night?

00:24:09No.

00:24:10The police have it.

00:24:11But it was nothing.

00:24:12It was just the floodlights going.

00:24:15You have a camera pointed right at the drive gate.

00:24:18How did he get in?

00:24:19I don't know.

00:24:20No.

00:24:22No.

00:24:32No.

00:24:35No.

00:24:38No.

00:24:40No.

00:24:47I'm talking about it before.

00:24:48You're a lieutenant.

00:24:49You're a scientist.

00:24:50They're in the 1920s.

00:25:13Hey, Mateo?

00:25:15Uh, yeah, hold on.

00:25:23Oh, wow, where did you find the portal in Narnia?

00:25:26That must be how he got in.

00:25:29Oh, you mean, uh, the robber?

00:25:31Yeah, I mean, he didn't use the drive gate, he wasn't on any of the security footage.

00:25:35Do you think you could patch it?

00:25:36Yeah, absolutely, easy.

00:25:38Thanks.

00:25:38Yeah.

00:25:40Hey.

00:25:41Yeah?

00:25:42If it was a portal, where would it go?

00:25:45What?

00:25:46Well, I mean, the hole, you know?

00:25:48What's the dream?

00:25:49You know, where do you want to be transported to?

00:25:52I don't know.

00:25:53I'm pretty rooted in reality, so...

00:25:54Come on, indulge me.

00:25:55How am I supposed to seal this hole?

00:25:57I don't know where it goes.

00:25:58Okay.

00:26:00Uh...

00:26:01It's used for time travel.

00:26:02It's a time travel portal?

00:26:04Yep.

00:26:04I love it.

00:26:05Okay.

00:26:06Listen, I shall seal the portal.

00:26:08Okay.

00:26:08And restore the cosmic order of time.

00:26:10Bye, Mateo.

00:26:14Later.

00:26:20You really should hire a security guard.

00:26:22No.

00:26:24Well, why not?

00:26:25Do you know what they cost?

00:26:27My goal is to avoid being robbed blind.

00:26:30I'm pretty sure it's going to cost less than your entire estate and your life.

00:26:35I don't want people milling about, gawking at the poor old rich lady.

00:26:42Well, what if it's not a person?

00:26:49This is foolish.

00:26:51Well, it's the best option we have if you won't hire a real guard.

00:27:03Hey.

00:27:04Hi.

00:27:05I saw your pop's job.

00:27:06It looks great.

00:27:07Your wish.

00:27:08This is my command.

00:27:10Uh, right now, I'm just trimming around the camera, just, you know, making sure you've

00:27:14got a clear view.

00:27:14Awesome.

00:27:15It looks great.

00:27:16Pragmatic.

00:27:16I like it.

00:27:17Well, thank you.

00:27:18I'm trying.

00:27:20Goody fix it.

00:27:21We can go back.

00:27:23We are going to go get a guard dog.

00:27:25That's perfect.

00:27:26I know.

00:27:27It's ridiculous.

00:27:29She's going to love it.

00:27:30My legs don't work, but my ears are just fine.

00:27:33I may tolerate it, but I will not love it.

00:27:36Boss, I bet your entire estate, you're going to love it.

00:27:40Gambling animals.

00:27:42What a circus.

00:27:45Okay.

00:27:46See you later.

00:27:56He's here.

00:27:58Are you sure?

00:27:59The black SUV.

00:28:01Hey.

00:28:02It's him.

00:28:03I know it.

00:28:04Stop.

00:28:06Excuse me.

00:28:06He'll catch up.

00:28:09I know it.

00:28:10I know it.

00:28:14I know it.

00:28:26Good idea.

00:28:27I'm calling the police in case that guy is still lurking.

00:28:34Yes, officer.

00:28:35If you could just let me know when you've done the sweep.

00:28:39We good?

00:28:40Mm-hmm.

00:28:41Fine.

00:28:41You still want a dog, not a man?

00:28:44Oh, don't pin this idea on me.

00:28:46I don't want either.

00:28:49Guard dog it is.

00:28:56He's going to be great.

00:28:58We'll see.

00:28:59His bark is terrifying.

00:29:01He is very alert.

00:29:04Did they say he was trained?

00:29:07Yeah.

00:29:08I think he was the one.

00:29:10All right.

00:29:11So do you guys get your guard to the...

00:29:14Oh, man.

00:29:17He's very loud.

00:29:21You're very scary, aren't you?

00:29:22Yes, you are.

00:29:24What's his name?

00:29:26Killer.

00:29:29Hey.

00:29:30Hey there, buddy.

00:29:31I'm going to give you some treats and get on your good side.

00:29:38Hello, sir.

00:29:49I'll just go ahead and lock up after you.

00:29:52I mean, there's no need.

00:29:53You got Killer now.

00:29:54Right.

00:29:55Very funny.

00:29:57But seriously, you did good.

00:30:01Thanks.

00:30:02Killer's a good dog.

00:30:03You'll see.

00:30:04He's a fighter.

00:30:05Yeah, I don't know about that.

00:30:06But what I do know is you're really helping out Miss V.

00:30:11Well, it is literally my job.

00:30:14That's not what I mean.

00:30:16Look, she's never gone along with any of the staff.

00:30:18And you're really getting her to open up.

00:30:21I think it's great.

00:30:22I don't know.

00:30:24No, no.

00:30:24I do.

00:30:25This is the most I've seen her in.

00:30:28Jeez, like ever.

00:30:30Well, thanks.

00:30:31That actually means a lot to me.

00:30:34Yeah, sure.

00:30:34No problem.

00:30:35Yeah.

00:30:39Hey.

00:30:40Where would you go first?

00:30:41Where would I go?

00:30:42Yeah, yeah.

00:30:43The time travel portal.

00:30:44Seriously, listen.

00:30:44I've been thinking about it all day.

00:30:46Wow, you're really something else, huh?

00:30:48Come on.

00:30:49You gotta have the time in mind.

00:30:52Okay.

00:30:52When I was a kid.

00:30:55Grandma's kitchen.

00:30:56Making tea from scratch.

00:30:58Okay.

00:30:58Making potions with Grandma, huh?

00:31:00That is exactly it.

00:31:01We used to do this entire thing where we would take the kitchen.

00:31:04And it would be Grandma's tea shop.

00:31:06Okay?

00:31:06So I would come in, dressed up, all official.

00:31:08She would take my order.

00:31:09I would sit down.

00:31:11At the end, she would bring me a bill.

00:31:12Something I could pay in Pebbles or something.

00:31:15No, Pebbles are prime currency in Grandma's bill.

00:31:17100%.

00:31:18That and hugs.

00:31:20Wow.

00:31:21She sounds like a special lady.

00:31:23Yeah.

00:31:24She really was.

00:31:26It's a great memory.

00:31:28I have a lot of good memories with her.

00:31:30I always wished that I had more of them, but...

00:31:33I was lucky.

00:31:34I got a lot.

00:31:36Well, thank you.

00:31:37Because now, I've got that one too.

00:31:39Well, you're welcome.

00:31:41Yeah.

00:31:45Right.

00:31:46Yeah.

00:31:57All right.

00:31:58You have everything you need.

00:31:59Oh, do you want the dog with you?

00:32:01Who, killer?

00:32:01He'd probably just urinate in the bed.

00:32:05Pretty sure he's house broken.

00:32:06He's better out there, guarding the premises.

00:32:09You got it, boss.

00:32:11Edie?

00:32:12Yes?

00:32:13Thank you for your help today.

00:32:16Of course.

00:32:18Night.

00:32:45Are you okay?

00:32:46Where is he?

00:32:47Did you see him?

00:32:49Okay, um...

00:32:50The alarm is going off, so that means the police are on their way.

00:32:53Hi, lock the door so we will stay right here, okay?

00:32:56Boss, I think you're having a bit of a panic attack.

00:32:59Have some water.

00:33:00I got you here.

00:33:02I got you, boss.

00:33:02You're safe.

00:33:02We're safe.

00:33:05Is it him?

00:33:06Is he here?

00:33:08He's in the house!

00:33:10Oh no!

00:33:11Kill her!

00:33:12What are we doing?

00:33:13Oh no!

00:33:14The police!

00:33:15Open up!

00:33:16Oh no!

00:33:19Oh no!

00:33:20Oh no!

00:33:21Oh no!

00:33:40Same guy?

00:33:42Yes.

00:33:43And what did you see?

00:33:44In her room?

00:33:46Well, nothing.

00:33:47But there were noises.

00:33:49We heard noises.

00:33:49And Killer heard noises.

00:33:51Wait. The Killer?

00:33:51No. Killer is our guard dog.

00:33:53You have a guard dog?

00:33:55Yes.

00:33:56And he was pursuing the so-called intruder?

00:33:58He was barking.

00:34:00So-called?

00:34:01Look.

00:34:02We searched the house.

00:34:03We reviewed Mrs. Westerberg's footage.

00:34:05There's no sign of entry.

00:34:07Now, it is possible that, um...

00:34:13Killer, I presume.

00:34:18This is a very big house for two ladies to live in all alone.

00:34:22Well, yeah. It's really big, but...

00:34:24And it's completely understandable if you feel like you need a little extra security.

00:34:28So here's what we're gonna do.

00:34:31That goes direct to my desk.

00:34:33Okay. I mean no disrespect here, but this is the second break-in attempt, and you haven't caught the guy.

00:34:39So shouldn't you be out patrolling the streets around here instead of sitting behind your desk?

00:34:45I can make that request.

00:34:47Yeah. We should do that.

00:34:49Of course.

00:34:51Now, you ladies just need to relax.

00:34:53Take a bubble bath, watch some TV, unwind.

00:34:57There's nothing for you to worry about.

00:34:59And if you do feel worried, or feel like you need to talk, you have my number.

00:35:05You know what? Thanks for stopping by.

00:35:08Oh, don't forget the lock after I leave.

00:35:14That guy thinks we're just lonely.

00:35:16The ego he must have to imagine that we're preoccupied with him.

00:35:20Boss, I am so sorry.

00:35:22Rearm the alarm.

00:35:24Make sure all the doors are secure.

00:35:53What are you doing?

00:35:56Evie, get out of there at once.

00:35:58Sorry, I must have gotten turned around.

00:36:00I guess the cop left the door open.

00:36:03What is that awful smell?

00:36:05It's probably dead rats.

00:36:07Mateo just put down poison.

00:36:09Get up here immediately.

00:36:10Hurry.

00:36:11I mean, shouldn't I clean this up first?

00:36:13Also, I busted my phone.

00:36:14Leave that.

00:36:15We'll do that later.

00:36:17Okay.

00:36:27Now, what if we hire a security guard that just works the night shift?

00:36:31That's pointless.

00:36:32Security guards are just cops without training.

00:36:36But at least someone would physically be here.

00:36:39I mean, that's worth something, right?

00:36:41You heard the man last night.

00:36:42We're getting a patrol car.

00:36:45You're not budging on this, are you?

00:36:55There's a pencil over there.

00:36:58What is this?

00:37:01It seems my printer makes copies, too.

00:37:05This is very nice of you, Lynette.

00:37:07I don't need you breathing down my neck all morning.

00:37:14No peeking.

00:37:15In your dreams.

00:37:36Come on, Lynette.

00:37:39Hey, can I get that basement key?

00:37:42You're trying to give me a heart attack.

00:37:44Sorry.

00:37:44What do you need in the basement?

00:37:46I was going to go clean up that glass.

00:37:49That.

00:37:49Never mind that.

00:37:51Here.

00:37:52Go get a new phone.

00:37:55This is way too much for a new phone.

00:37:57Well, it's for a new phone and to also compensate you as you leave this post.

00:38:02Boss.

00:38:03I won't tell your supervisor a thing.

00:38:06Get out now before you get hurt.

00:38:08I'm not going to abandon you.

00:38:09And if it is actually that risky, you need to hire a guard.

00:38:13Edie, what exactly do you think this relationship is?

00:38:19Well, what?

00:38:20I'm not your mother.

00:38:21I'm not your friend.

00:38:23You don't owe me anything.

00:38:24It is my job to keep you safe.

00:38:27And if drinking bleach were your job, would you do that?

00:38:30I'm a nurse.

00:38:31And that is a noble calling.

00:38:33But when the job goes beyond what could be reasonably asked of a human being, the contract

00:38:38is broken.

00:38:39You must move from performing your duties to preserving your dignity.

00:38:44So, take the money and run.

00:38:49I will take what I need for a new phone, and I'll be right back.

00:38:53Friends or not, I like you, boss.

00:39:01Hey, so, bad news.

00:39:03I'm not going to be able to make game night.

00:39:05Aw, boo.

00:39:06Why not?

00:39:07Because the threat is real.

00:39:09I can't leave her here alone.

00:39:10It's too dangerous.

00:39:13Edie, this is above your pay grade.

00:39:16Get out of there.

00:39:17Seriously.

00:39:18I can't.

00:39:19Edie, can you call me so I know you're over?

00:39:23Hey, I'm losing you.

00:39:24I'll call you right back, okay?

00:39:25Love you.

00:39:26Bye.

00:39:40Excuse me.

00:39:41I'd just like to ask you a question about something.

00:39:44Oh, no, no, no, no.

00:39:55Finish this one.

00:39:56You guys, I need to...

00:39:58Edie, come sit.

00:39:58We're looking for my birth certificate.

00:40:00You can share from my pile.

00:40:01And I'm famished.

00:40:02I want to finish this stack before lunch.

00:40:04And I promise to make this cubanus, right?

00:40:05You think these days they could scan my retina for high security accounts, but apparently not.

00:40:10You guys, something happened.

00:40:12What's wrong?

00:40:13I'm calling the cop.

00:40:15Officer Clement?

00:40:16Yes, he came back.

00:40:17No, he did not come back to the house, but he broke into my car.

00:40:20Technically, he did not break into my car, but he attacked me while I was in my car.

00:40:25Well, he grabbed the car door, and then I maced him.

00:40:28But he was the attacker.

00:40:29It wasn't me.

00:40:30Can you put him on speaker?

00:40:31Yeah.

00:40:32To help you, I'm just having trouble understanding what happened.

00:40:35What was the provocation for you to draw your weapon?

00:40:36Are you listening to Edie?

00:40:38She said she was attacked.

00:40:39Who is this?

00:40:39Oh, I'm Edie's friend.

00:40:42Can you guys get serious about this case?

00:40:43Look, we take every allegation serious, but you've got to understand all I hear from

00:40:47her is circumstantial information.

00:40:49I've got nothing to pursue.

00:40:51If you have something, please give it to us.

00:40:53What about the burglar alarms?

00:40:54Like I said before, that alarm can be confusing.

00:40:57There's no shame in struggling with the technology.

00:41:00What are you even talking about?

00:41:01Okay, let me ask you guys this question.

00:41:03What do you need from us to make a case?

00:41:04Bring me any real evidence, not just what she says of foul play, and I will do everything

00:41:08I can to work with that.

00:41:10Thank you, Officer Clement.

00:41:15Okay, I don't understand.

00:41:16How can you say there's not evidence?

00:41:18They have the footage from last night.

00:41:20I mean, that dude has to be on it.

00:41:21Can we see it, boss?

00:41:22Well, I have no idea how.

00:41:25They have their own access to the company.

00:41:28Okay, well, where is your security room?

00:41:29Security room?

00:41:31Your monitors.

00:41:32Monitors?

00:41:33This isn't the Pentagon.

00:41:35The footage is on there, but I can't remember the login.

00:41:39Well, this is your password book, right?

00:41:46Here it is, security.

00:41:48Do you mind?

00:41:49Would you look at that?

00:41:51Ooh!

00:41:53I'm having a hunger pain.

00:41:56Cubanos.

00:41:56Yes.

00:41:57Right? Cubanos.

00:41:58It's that time.

00:41:58Come on.

00:41:59Wait, but I told you I was famished.

00:42:03You ready?

00:42:04All right.

00:42:08So the key is this second cast iron.

00:42:11That's how you get that nice melding of flowers.

00:42:13You act like it's rocket science.

00:42:16What?

00:42:18What?

00:42:23Mateo?

00:42:24I've got something.

00:42:32Well, I just watched the footage, our one and only chance at giving the cops any hard

00:42:37evidence, and, well, look at this.

00:42:40The driveway cam looks like this since yesterday.

00:42:43What?

00:42:44That's strange.

00:42:46Yeah, it is strange, especially considering that Mateo went through all that trouble, trimming

00:42:51the leaves, so we could see.

00:42:58Oh, my God.

00:42:59What did I do?

00:43:00Yeah, Mateo, just go fix it.

00:43:02Okay.

00:43:03Mm-hmm.

00:43:04Edie, bring the password book to the library.

00:43:14Open this bottom cabinet.

00:43:17Grab the new English dictionary.

00:43:20Okay.

00:43:28What is that?

00:43:30We'll see.

00:43:34Okay.

00:43:43Now, this is better together.

00:43:48Just look for the first certificate.

00:43:50Don't bother with anything else.

00:43:56What is this?

00:43:57That was my first trip to Europe.

00:44:00I love that boat.

00:44:02How old were you?

00:44:03Six, I think.

00:44:05Is there a year written on it?

00:44:08I don't think so.

00:44:10Oh, my goodness.

00:44:11Look at you.

00:44:12That is my boarding school picture.

00:44:14My parents sent me there when I was seven years old.

00:44:16Wow, that is really young.

00:44:18I was the youngest kid there.

00:44:20I spent all my time wondering what I'd done wrong for them to get rid of me like that.

00:44:25Lynette, I'm sure they thought you were better off at school than you were at home.

00:44:28Well, maybe, but I didn't see it that way.

00:44:31I just threw myself into making myself as useful as possible.

00:44:35I was doing all my chores best and fastest, acing all my tests, making myself necessary.

00:44:43I didn't want to be sent away again.

00:44:47It's fine.

00:44:48It made me who I am today.

00:44:50Now I call the shots and not them.

00:44:53Oh, what can you do?

00:44:54Parents, they mess you up.

00:44:57Yeah, that's a fact.

00:44:58Oh, I found it.

00:45:01Here it is.

00:45:04Who is Avery Simpson?

00:45:07Oh, it's my financial planner.

00:45:10He's helping me move all my stocks into what he calls stable accounts.

00:45:14Women my age don't need to take big risks, he says.

00:45:18What, so no wheelchair chase escapades for Avery?

00:45:22That's way too fun for Avery.

00:45:42Oh, oh.

00:45:45Everything all right, boss?

00:45:47Oh, it's just old age.

00:45:50Any sign up here?

00:45:52No, it's all quiet out here.

00:45:55You ready?

00:45:57May I give you some advice about aging?

00:46:00Please.

00:46:00Don't.

00:46:01Avoid old age at all costs.

00:46:04Come on, it's not all that.

00:46:05Yes, it is.

00:46:06Everybody knows it.

00:46:08That's why they try to make us disappear,

00:46:10shove us in the nursing homes and retirement communities.

00:46:13Those places are to help people thrive.

00:46:15No, they exist because society can't stand seeing bodies decompose

00:46:19when someone's still living inside it.

00:46:22Well, I think age is cool.

00:46:25It's powerful.

00:46:26When you've lived some life, you've got street cred, you know?

00:46:29You've got aches and bones you never knew existed.

00:46:32Are you telling me I'm going to discover bones as I age?

00:46:34See what I'm talking about?

00:46:35That's badass, boss.

00:46:45Where are we?

00:46:47We're at my place.

00:46:48We're not going to go back to yours.

00:46:49What do you mean?

00:46:50We're officially hiding out.

00:46:51And bonus, it's game night.

00:46:54Absolutely not.

00:46:55This is the safest place for you to be.

00:46:57Look, everyone expects you to be at your house,

00:47:00not at my place across town.

00:47:02No one is going to find you.

00:47:03I don't want to see inside whatever dingy hobble you call home.

00:47:07I happen to keep my hobble fairly clean, so...

00:47:09This is kidnapping.

00:47:11Well, I packed you an overnight bag.

00:47:12You're going to sleep in my room,

00:47:14and I'm going to take the couch.

00:47:15Oh, God, no.

00:47:17Okay, look, I know it's not your idea of luxury,

00:47:20but it's got to be better than dead.

00:47:23What about Killer?

00:47:24Killer's with Mateo, so he's going to be just fine.

00:47:26This is an ambush, and your timing.

00:47:29I have a bag full of valuables on my lap,

00:47:31and I'm quite sure you have no way of safekeeping them.

00:47:35Actually, I do have a place for valuables.

00:47:37I got you, boss.

00:47:43Hey, hey, we made it for game night.

00:47:45Yay!

00:47:45Oh, I'm so glad you made it.

00:47:48And you must be Miss Wursterberg.

00:47:50I've heard so much about you.

00:47:52That's unfortunate.

00:47:5480.

00:47:56Oh, yes.

00:47:58All right.

00:48:04Oh, you can't be serious.

00:48:06Oh, come on.

00:48:07Do you actually think anyone is coming here looking for a payday?

00:48:10No.

00:48:24All right.

00:48:25Um, I'll go ahead and get my room ready for you.

00:48:28Claire, do you want to fill her in on game night?

00:48:30Sure.

00:48:31Yes.

00:48:34Let's see.

00:48:35Have you ever played Dungeons and Dragons?

00:48:37I did come of age in the 60s.

00:48:40But my sex party days are long gone.

00:48:43Edie!

00:48:45First of all, that is just a game.

00:48:47Claire, she's not our age.

00:48:49Right.

00:48:50Got it.

00:48:51Let's start over.

00:48:52What do you do for fun?

00:49:05That is me and my grandma.

00:49:08Right after I graduated high school.

00:49:10She looks tough.

00:49:11Oh, she was tough.

00:49:12And loving.

00:49:13She practically raised me.

00:49:15My parents weren't really in a position to do that.

00:49:19Unfit.

00:49:20You could say that.

00:49:21And they couldn't afford boarding school, so I went to grandma.

00:49:25That's lucky for you.

00:49:26Yeah.

00:49:27I really was.

00:49:28I loved her.

00:49:30She's gone?

00:49:32Uh-huh.

00:49:33She passed while I was away at college.

00:49:35I could have gone somewhere close by, stayed home with her, but I, um, I didn't.

00:49:43And that's why you do this work.

00:49:50Edie, can you let them in?

00:49:51Yeah.

00:50:01Hi.

00:50:02Can I help you?

00:50:03Hi.

00:50:03I'm just here to talk.

00:50:05Sorry I frightened you earlier.

00:50:07How did you find us?

00:50:08It's my job.

00:50:10Please, may I?

00:50:12Okay.

00:50:14Okay.

00:50:18You stay right there.

00:50:20What are your intentions with Miss Fursterberg?

00:50:22To keep her safe?

00:50:24Who hired you?

00:50:25A friend of Miss Fursterberg, who's concerned about her well-being.

00:50:29Why'd you bring her here?

00:50:30To keep her away from you.

00:50:31Are you telling me you're not trying to kill her?

00:50:34Are you kidding me?

00:50:35No.

00:50:35I just want to make sure she's okay.

00:50:37Why were you running with her?

00:50:38She could have been hurt.

00:50:39Because you were chasing us?

00:50:43I think we're on the same side.

00:50:45I think you're trying to trick me.

00:50:46Are the phones working okay?

00:50:48My client's been calling the house to check up on her, but she never picks up.

00:50:51Maybe my client doesn't want to speak to your client.

00:50:54That's highly unlikely.

00:50:55They're very close.

00:50:56Unless she's suffered some kind of paranoid break, which given who you think I am, tracks.

00:51:01Paranoid?

00:51:02Why would you say that?

00:51:04Preston, my client, heard that she was the victim of a break-in a few days ago.

00:51:07Right after that, she stood him up for a coffee date, and now he thinks that she's blocked his number.

00:51:13What about you?

00:51:15What's your relationship to Miss Fursterberg?

00:51:17I'm her home care aide.

00:51:18I'm sorry, did you say your client's name was Preston?

00:51:22Did she mention him?

00:51:24You're kidding.

00:51:26Do you know what Preston?

00:51:28Scanner.

00:51:31Lynette.

00:51:33I should have caught it.

00:51:36Caught what?

00:51:37Mr. Metzler.

00:51:40My client doesn't seem to remember your client anymore.

00:51:44He did call the house the other day, and she thought he was a scammer.

00:51:48So what are you thinking?

00:51:50Dementia?

00:51:52Somebody else mentioned that she wasn't acting herself lately,

00:51:55and I guess I just completely ignored the signs.

00:52:00I'm really sorry.

00:52:01I see.

00:52:02I'm going to go ahead and take her home now,

00:52:03and I will call memory care first thing in the morning

00:52:06and make sure she gets all of the help she needs.

00:52:09Actually, would you do me a favor and ask your client to please visit her?

00:52:14I know she doesn't remember, but I swear it helps.

00:52:16I'll be sure to let him know.

00:52:18Thank you so much.

00:52:27So I can be a wizard?

00:52:30You can be.

00:52:32Strange game.

00:52:36Where are they?

00:52:38Oh, um, we're going.

00:52:42Really?

00:52:42Oh, my.

00:52:43Well, finally.

00:52:48Mateo!

00:52:51There's my favorite creature.

00:52:54Oh, I love you.

00:52:57Don't tell anybody.

00:53:00Where is he?

00:53:01I saw his truck out back.

00:53:02He's a hungry boy.

00:53:04Did that doofus not feed him?

00:53:06Well, I'm texting him now.

00:53:09Are you good while I get his food?

00:53:11We'll be fine.

00:53:13Such a baby.

00:53:36You might as well go back to your friends.

00:53:38I can put myself to bed.

00:53:40Uh, boss, do you remember Preston?

00:53:43The scammer on the phone the other day?

00:53:47Yes, but do you know him?

00:53:54You think I'm lying?

00:53:55No.

00:53:56No, I do not think you're lying.

00:53:58You think I'm crazy?

00:53:59I do not think you're crazy.

00:54:00I think you may be a little confused, which is totally normal for an 84-year-old to have

00:54:05the occasional moment of confusion.

00:54:07I'm not confused.

00:54:09I'm sharp as a tack.

00:54:11What's gotten into you?

00:54:13The man who was following us is a private investigator.

00:54:17He was hired by Preston because you've been ignoring his calls.

00:54:21He wanted to make sure that everything was all right.

00:54:23What else did he say?

00:54:25This P.I.?

00:54:29Well, he said that Preston heard about the break-in.

00:54:32You didn't show up to a coffee date, so he was worried.

00:54:37Is that ringing a bell?

00:54:40Well, it's all true.

00:54:42We were very close.

00:54:45And he's a scammer.

00:54:47How so?

00:54:48He's a romance scammer.

00:54:50I know, it's just so foolish.

00:54:53He was squirting me, I suppose.

00:54:55Or at least pretending to.

00:54:58We hadn't even kissed, and he proposed to me.

00:55:02Wow.

00:55:03Yeah, I couldn't believe it.

00:55:05An old coot like me, desire.

00:55:07Oh, stop it.

00:55:08That is not what I meant.

00:55:08Well, it turns out he just wanted my money.

00:55:11Maybe he would have pretended to love me,

00:55:13or maybe he would have just treated me badly once we were married.

00:55:18Whatever the case, I was being played the fool.

00:55:21I'm really sorry that that happened to you, boss,

00:55:24and I'm sorry that I doubted you.

00:55:25The whole P.I. thing, I don't know, it threw me for a loop.

00:55:30I just didn't want to get into it all with you.

00:55:33I totally understand that.

00:55:34And you know what?

00:55:35Screw that guy.

00:55:36It serves me right for entertaining thoughts of romantic notions at my age.

00:55:42Looking back, it was just so obvious.

00:55:45To be fair, romance can mess with your judgment at any age.

00:55:49Tell me about it.

00:55:52And you entrusting Mateo with the care of a dog?

00:55:57No, there's no romance there.

00:56:00Okay.

00:56:01I have not touched a hair on that man's head.

00:56:03Oh, look at your face light up.

00:56:07Oh, I don't blame you.

00:56:08He's sweet.

00:56:09We're just friends.

00:56:10Mm-hmm.

00:56:12Where is he, though?

00:56:14Are you good?

00:56:15Are we good?

00:56:16We're good.

00:56:17Go find him.

00:56:18I'm just concerned.

00:56:20Yeah, of course.

00:56:21Of course.

00:56:22I am, too.

00:56:23Go find Mateo.

00:56:24Then you can go back with your friends.

00:56:28Are you trying to get rid of me, boss?

00:56:29Yeah.

00:56:31I will be right back.

00:56:32Okay?

00:56:50Mateo!

00:56:51Mateo!

00:56:53Mateo!

00:56:54Mateo!

00:57:00Killer, come here.

00:57:01Come on.

00:57:10Killer!

00:57:10Oh, shit.

00:57:24Boss, there's someone in the basement.

00:57:25Edie, how do you know?

00:57:27Did you see something?

00:57:28No, but Killer is going crazy at the door.

00:57:29Just give me your keys.

00:57:30I need to get down there.

00:57:31Mateo is not answering me.

00:57:33Edie, put the knife down and take a breath.

00:57:36Killer, we must admit, is not a real guard dog.

00:57:38Well, then why would he be barking like that?

00:57:40Well, he probably has PTSD from when you almost broke your neck on the stairs.

00:57:46Just calm down.

00:57:47What about Mateo?

00:57:48Who knows?

00:57:49If I got scared every time he wasn't where he was supposed to be, I'd die to fright ages

00:57:53ago.

00:57:56Oh, you're probably right.

00:57:58I'm sure he's out there chasing fireflies or something.

00:58:03And you thought I was the one losing my marbles.

00:58:06Yeah, look at me.

00:58:08I'm the paranoid one now, huh?

00:58:10Well, it's only natural.

00:58:11It's frightening being targeted.

00:58:14I cannot believe that Bobby didn't tell me anything about this.

00:58:17Your supervisor?

00:58:19He sounds like a real gem.

00:58:22You have no idea.

00:58:24You know what?

00:58:25How about you take a rest?

00:58:26I'll tidy up and then I can make us some tea.

00:58:30Sounds good.

00:58:32Then we can all relax.

00:58:35Goodness.

00:58:38Okay.

00:58:39Here we go.

00:58:40A flower.

00:58:41Oh, my.

00:58:47That'll do.

00:58:49So, if this P.I., Kurt Metzler, isn't our guy, who do you think is?

00:58:54So many people want my money.

00:58:57Okay, I have to admit, I don't get it.

00:58:59How does this work?

00:59:00What?

00:59:00The money.

00:59:02I mean, who gets it when you die?

00:59:04Sorry.

00:59:05That's fine.

00:59:07You know, I don't really have any family to speak of.

00:59:11Same.

00:59:12So, I suppose I was yearning for that bond.

00:59:16So, I did one of those ill-advised genealogy test things.

00:59:21Which one did you do?

00:59:23Which one did you do?

00:59:23Oh, it's the purple logo one.

00:59:25I did the same thing.

00:59:26Really?

00:59:27Yeah.

00:59:27Did you get a promotional credit in the mail?

00:59:30Yes.

00:59:30It sucked me right in.

00:59:32Well, on mine, several distant relatives popped up.

00:59:35Any of whom could inherit my wealth when I die.

00:59:39Do you not have a will?

00:59:40Doesn't that state who gets to inherit the money?

00:59:43Well, I revoked that will long ago.

00:59:45My intended benefactor just broke my heart.

00:59:48I haven't been very lucky in love.

00:59:51Again, same.

00:59:54Can I see your genealogy chart?

00:59:56Well, it's on my computer.

00:59:58Oh, I've got you.

01:00:00I have the app.

01:00:01What is your login?

01:00:02I want to know what our suspect list is.

01:00:05Another login?

01:00:07Who could remember them all?

01:00:10Your password book is still in your bag, right?

01:00:14Here it is.

01:00:16Let's see here.

01:00:20What is that awful noise?

01:00:22Weird.

01:00:24Lynette?

01:00:25What happened?

01:00:29Are you okay?

01:00:30I'm fine, but what's happening?

01:00:33You stay right here.

01:00:35Front door is locked.

01:00:35I will be right back.

01:00:38Where's Killer?

01:00:39Killer!

01:00:42Killer!

01:00:54Killer!

01:00:55Uh-huh.ứ?

01:01:01Killer!

01:01:33What are you doing here?

01:01:34Mateo, I was so worried.

01:01:35I thought you were, like, kidnapped or dead or something.

01:01:38Where were you?

01:01:39Well, I'm just in the yard, downing a sick tree.

01:01:42Are you okay?

01:01:43Yeah, I'm just freaked.

01:01:46The power went out.

01:01:47Yeah, when the tree came down, it hit the power lines.

01:01:50Hey, is Miss V inside?

01:01:53Why are you downing a tree?

01:01:55It's the middle of the night.

01:01:56I thought you guys were still out.

01:01:58Plus, Miss V hates loud machines.

01:02:00Yeah, she makes me use a manual on more.

01:02:02Wait, you're kidding, like, an old-timey one?

01:02:05Push lower, no motor.

01:02:07I mean, it takes forever.

01:02:08Come on.

01:02:15It's okay, sweetheart.

01:02:16I'll keep you safe.

01:02:19Hi, boss.

01:02:20We're safe.

01:02:22I found your culprit.

01:02:24Sorry, I...

01:02:24Oh, yes, hello.

01:02:26We have a couple of downed power lines.

01:02:28Yeah, no, no.

01:02:29He's on the phone with the power guys.

01:02:31Well, there's matches over there in the cabinet.

01:02:33On it.

01:02:37Edie, go to your game night.

01:02:40Boss, you should know this by now.

01:02:43I'm not going.

01:02:45Don't be so stubborn.

01:02:47You first.

01:02:48Yeah, okay.

01:02:50Thank you very much.

01:02:52Okay, so, tomorrow morning is the best they can do.

01:02:54Apparently, a windstorm took over the whole grid a few towns over.

01:02:57They sent all the emergency workers there.

01:02:59Well, there's some more candles in the kitchen, on top of the fridge.

01:03:02Yes, ma'am.

01:03:07Edie, there's no need for you to sit in the dark house with an old woman and no internet.

01:03:12Go.

01:03:13Have fun with your friends.

01:03:15I'm not going.

01:03:16Please don't.

01:03:17You're doing too much, Edie.

01:03:19You need a break.

01:03:20And frankly, I need a break.

01:03:21See you in your dwelling space.

01:03:23It was more than I had bargained for when I engaged your services.

01:03:28All right, you know what?

01:03:29I'm just going to go unpack your bag.

01:03:54Lynette.

01:03:55What is this?

01:03:57I've had this for ages.

01:03:58Figured I'd pull it out and ride a new wheel.

01:04:00See if I can stop the vultures from circling.

01:04:03No.

01:04:04What is this?

01:04:07I don't like how they make me feel.

01:04:09How do they make you feel?

01:04:11Forgetful.

01:04:12Tired.

01:04:13You know I need to be alert.

01:04:15We can call your doctor and see what our options are,

01:04:18but you can't just stop taking your medications.

01:04:21You need it.

01:04:25Let's just wait and see what the doctor says.

01:04:29Look, I cannot force you to take them,

01:04:31but if you don't, I can't leave your side,

01:04:34not even for a second, until we speak to your doctor.

01:04:36It's too risky.

01:04:39If I take those, will you leave me alone for the night?

01:04:43Sure.

01:04:44Resuming your regimen would be adequate preventative care,

01:04:47so if that's what I need to do to get you to take your meds,

01:04:50I'll go.

01:04:58Really sick of me, huh?

01:05:00These are the drive gate.

01:05:02The keypad doesn't work, and there's no electricity.

01:05:06Please call me if you need anything at all, okay?

01:05:10Goodbye.

01:05:19All right, cash or spill?

01:05:22Nat 20?

01:05:23That's good.

01:05:24Hey, guys.

01:05:26Yeah, she is.

01:05:27Edie, you made it.

01:05:28Now we have a game.

01:05:30Hey, are you making hot toddies?

01:05:32She just left work.

01:05:33Let her chill out.

01:05:34Making them does chill me out, so...

01:05:36Chills her out.

01:05:38So, Edie's patient client is the target...

01:05:42Um, what is it, Edie?

01:05:44A robber?

01:05:45Yeah, something like that.

01:05:47People suck, and that lady is a national treasure.

01:05:50She's really rich, huh?

01:05:52Yeah, and she's also really smart and unexpectedly cool.

01:05:56Is she single?

01:05:57Ew, that's not funny.

01:05:59So sensitive.

01:06:00Look, I literally thought there was someone inside the house tonight

01:06:03trying to kill her, okay?

01:06:05Wait, what?

01:06:05What happened?

01:06:06Yeah, um...

01:06:09It's a long story.

01:06:27A tail?

01:06:36And that is the sad story of Lynette Brewsterberg.

01:06:42Okay, so where were we?

01:06:45Wait, wait, Edie.

01:06:46This is an insane job.

01:06:48Thank you, Greg.

01:06:49That's what I keep trying to tell her.

01:06:51Well, it is insane that people will try to take advantage of her

01:06:53because she is old and lonely.

01:06:56Sure, or counterpoint.

01:06:57It's messed up that she has so much money

01:06:59that she might actually have to die over it.

01:07:01I'm sorry, you cannot be serious right now.

01:07:03I mean, it's just working stiffs like us

01:07:05who are just trying to get our fair share.

01:07:06Greg, not cool.

01:07:08We know that you love...

01:07:09You know, if it's like a modern Robin Hood, like, redistribution of the wealth,

01:07:12that's a different story, but...

01:07:13Hold on.

01:07:14Why are we assuming that the criminal is somehow our hero here?

01:07:17Because it's impossible to have rules in a corrupt society.

01:07:20This is not about rules.

01:07:21This is about being a decent human being

01:07:24and protecting society's most vulnerable.

01:07:27Greg's imagining some disenfranchised father of six

01:07:30just trying to put food on the table.

01:07:32Maybe.

01:07:33I mean, could be.

01:07:34I mean, there's plenty of vulnerable people out there, Edie.

01:07:36Hey, you know what?

01:07:37I actually happen to have her genealogy chart right here.

01:07:40It'll be a bunch of other rich people.

01:07:42They stick together.

01:07:44Concentration of wealth.

01:07:45This is what I'm talking about.

01:07:46If she's so good,

01:07:47why don't she just redistribute her wealth amongst the masses?

01:07:49Maybe that's what she's doing.

01:07:50She is working on her will tonight.

01:07:52Really?

01:07:53What if she leaves it all to you?

01:07:56You could open up your tea shop.

01:07:58Yeah, no.

01:07:59She's gonna do something big.

01:08:00I don't know what,

01:08:01but something that'll make the papers

01:08:02and let all of her relatives know

01:08:04that killing her would not make them rich.

01:08:06Wait, donate it all to charity?

01:08:08Yeah.

01:08:09Honestly, would not be shocked

01:08:10if she donated it all to the animal shelter

01:08:12that her guard dog came from.

01:08:26Mateo!

01:08:27Where are you?

01:08:31Mateo!

01:08:31Where are you?

01:08:47Well, I've been meaning to talk to you,

01:08:49but, uh, well, in there, right?

01:08:52It's Mateo.

01:08:53Katie?

01:08:54I have to go.

01:08:56I can't believe I missed that.

01:08:57Missed what?

01:08:58It's him.

01:08:59What?

01:09:00What?

01:09:04Boss, pick up.

01:09:06Pick up!

01:09:14This is Clement.

01:09:15Officer Clement, I know who it is.

01:09:17Who am I talking to?

01:09:19Hello?

01:09:20Hello?

01:09:21Come on.

01:09:23What?

01:09:25I know I locked that gate.

01:09:31Lynette.

01:09:33Lynette?

01:09:34Lynette?

01:09:49Lynette?

01:09:53Boss?

01:10:04What?

01:10:05I'm sorry, Edie. I didn't want to have to do this.

01:10:08Where's Mateo? Mateo?

01:10:11Mateo's taking killer to the 24-hour pet hospital three times over.

01:10:15What? What happened?

01:10:17I gave the dog chocolate so I could get them both out of the house.

01:10:19There's no reason for them to suffer.

01:10:22Suffer? Suffer what? I...

01:10:24I also gave Mateo my new will so he could mail it to the lawyer.

01:10:29That's thanks to you, Edie.

01:10:32You're such a good accomplice.

01:10:35I...

01:10:36What are you talking about?

01:10:38But I did wonder if I could effectively replace Lynette's original.

01:10:43What a mess.

01:10:44I don't understand.

01:10:46Edie, you deserve to.

01:10:48You see, I thought I had to transfer all the funds to myself.

01:10:52But this is so much easier.

01:10:55If it works.

01:10:56If what works?

01:10:58Of course, the whole thing would have been so much easier if I hadn't felt the need to tell Bobby

01:11:02off.

01:11:03Do you know how it is?

01:11:04Because we got in this big shouting match and he made me turn in my keys.

01:11:09How do you know Bobby? Bobby never speaks directly to our clients.

01:11:13First Sunrise wouldn't even have any clients if he did.

01:11:16He is such a jerk.

01:11:17Even when he's trying to be nice.

01:11:21True.

01:11:26You're not Lynette Versterberg.

01:11:28Oh.

01:11:29So I didn't give you a concussion.

01:11:31I was wondering.

01:11:33So what?

01:11:34Are you like her case manager?

01:11:36Played her pretty well, though, didn't I?

01:11:38Why on earth would you?

01:11:39Somebody saw us on the street and thought I was her sister.

01:11:42So I got this idea, you know, I thought maybe.

01:11:45I was just so nervous about it.

01:11:46I didn't think I could play at all.

01:11:50Transfer funds.

01:11:52Who is Avery Simpson?

01:11:54Oh, it's my financial planner.

01:11:58You're Avery Simpson.

01:12:00Lynette's former nurse and future benefactor.

01:12:04What have you done?

01:12:05You know, I can barely believe it myself.

01:12:08And I was so terrified when I had to break back into the estate and replace her.

01:12:13What did you do?

01:12:15What I had to do.

01:12:17And then you showed up.

01:12:19And you were so adamant about staying and helping.

01:12:22So I made it look like the intruder returned.

01:12:26I thought it would scare you off, Edie.

01:12:36Are you okay?

01:12:39So you weren't having a panic attack?

01:12:42No.

01:12:43So this was all a lie?

01:12:44The wheelchair?

01:12:45The intruder?

01:12:46The boarding school story?

01:12:47That one was true.

01:12:50I haven't really told anyone else that, but...

01:12:54It was a group home.

01:12:56Not a boarding school.

01:13:03Avery, just...

01:13:06Just take me to wherever you have, Lynette.

01:13:09We can talk this through.

01:13:13We can't.

01:13:19Look, I know that it sounds impossible right now, but we can figure this out, okay?

01:13:23We can find a solution.

01:13:25We can undo this together.

01:13:27At least you never had to work for her.

01:13:30What a monster.

01:13:34How so?

01:13:35She was a classic rich bitch.

01:13:39Demanding.

01:13:40Judgmental.

01:13:43I'm sure you know the type.

01:13:45So she never let up, huh?

01:13:47She didn't even learn my name.

01:13:49And I'm nine years younger.

01:13:51She has everything, and I have nothing.

01:13:55Turns out, hard work doesn't mean squat if you don't have the right pedigree.

01:14:00The system is stacked against people like us, Edie.

01:14:04So what, you decided to buck the system?

01:14:07I decided to take my life back.

01:14:11After Bobby took my access keys...

01:14:14Hurry up!

01:14:15I snuck back onto the grounds.

01:14:19Bobby didn't even bother to have her case manager tell her I was gone.

01:14:24I almost chickened out.

01:14:26I don't know.

01:14:27Maybe I should have.

01:14:29Where were you?

01:14:30Go find out what that noise was all about.

01:14:33But she couldn't help just isn't what it used to be.

01:14:37And my plan was airtight.

01:14:39I thought of the way.

01:14:41Oh!

01:14:42Oh!

01:14:43Oh!

01:14:45Oh!

01:14:46Oh!

01:14:48Oh!

01:14:50Oh!

01:15:01I timed it all out.

01:15:03I had ten minutes to finish the job.

01:15:05It would take two minutes for her to go unconscious.

01:15:08I'd deal with the rest later.

01:15:18Police!

01:15:19Open up!

01:15:21Police!

01:15:23Police!

01:15:25Police, we're coming in!

01:15:28Stand back, I'm going to kick it in.

01:15:32This is Husterberg?

01:15:33Yes, officer.

01:15:38Ma'am, are you all right?

01:15:40What are you doing on your knees?

01:15:42Go find the burglar!

01:15:44He went out the back!

01:15:46Follow him!

01:15:53That cop had just seen me a week before

01:15:55when I was timing the alarm system.

01:15:57He didn't even notice.

01:16:01Like I said, Edie,

01:16:03no one looks at you when you're old,

01:16:05especially when you're a woman.

01:16:07But if you have money,

01:16:09they have to pay attention.

01:16:12So I came up with the perfect plan

01:16:14of victimless crime

01:16:17until you showed up.

01:16:19Why'd they have to send you, Edie?

01:16:22Hi.

01:16:23I figured you didn't want to murder on your hands.

01:16:25There was no time to check the rooms

01:16:27for anything that would tip you off to my game.

01:16:29So I kept the doors locked,

01:16:31just in case.

01:16:36And now,

01:16:38the locked doors will slow down the firefighters.

01:16:44So, that's it.

01:16:46Avery,

01:16:47where is Lynette now?

01:16:55Oh, relax.

01:16:56Like you haven't seen a dead body before.

01:17:04You have to burn the body.

01:17:10Can't leave anything to Optotsie.

01:17:14You killed her?

01:17:15Your job was to help her,

01:17:16and you killed her?

01:17:17Edie,

01:17:18Lynette was an heiress.

01:17:20Does she deserve to die?

01:17:22She certainly didn't deserve that money.

01:17:25Even though she thought

01:17:26she was better than everyone else.

01:17:29And you think you deserve it?

01:17:30I need it.

01:17:32I transferred half the funds to myself,

01:17:34her financial planner.

01:17:36Hopefully the rest will come through the wheel,

01:17:37but if not,

01:17:40well, with half her family fortune,

01:17:42I can enjoy my sunset years.

01:17:46Oh, my God.

01:17:49You think you're going to get away with this?

01:17:53I know I will.

01:17:56I tried to get you out, Edie.

01:17:58I just wanted to make it look like

01:17:59she died in a fire.

01:18:01That's all.

01:18:01Avery, no.

01:18:02I even told First Sunrise

01:18:04that I, Lynette,

01:18:06gave you the night off

01:18:06so you wouldn't get in trouble

01:18:08for the accident.

01:18:09Please, please,

01:18:10Avery, just stop.

01:18:11Please.

01:18:12I can't.

01:18:14I've given my whole life

01:18:15to other people.

01:18:17It's time for me

01:18:18to put myself first.

01:18:21Avery, there has to be another way.

01:18:23Please, please, stop.

01:18:25Please.

01:18:25Avery, this isn't you.

01:18:27Avery, please.

01:18:28Avery, stop.

01:18:31I'll miss you, Edie.

01:18:33You're a spitfire.

01:18:35Remind me of myself.

01:18:36No, no, this isn't you.

01:18:38This isn't you.

01:18:39Oh, Edie.

01:18:41You don't know me at all.

01:18:43I do.

01:18:44I do.

01:18:44I know you.

01:18:45I know.

01:18:46I know that you're tough as nails

01:18:47and that you're smarter than most

01:18:48and that you have a wicked sense of humor.

01:18:53It doesn't matter.

01:18:55Avery, it matters.

01:18:56You matter.

01:18:59You asked me what our relationship was.

01:19:01You and I are family.

01:19:04Not by blood, sure.

01:19:06But whatever you are going through right now,

01:19:08if you were to show up at my door,

01:19:10I would let you in.

01:19:12Even now?

01:19:14Yes.

01:19:15Even now.

01:19:17You can stop.

01:19:18I can help.

01:19:20It's too late.

01:19:21No, Avery.

01:19:23It's just too late.

01:19:26No, Avery.

01:19:28Avery!

01:19:29Avery!

01:19:40Avery!

01:19:47Avery!

01:19:48Oh, my God.

01:20:18Oh, no, you don't.

01:20:40Oh, thank God.

01:20:41I spent three years in this house, Edie.

01:20:43I know every direction you can go.

01:20:44Avery, don't do this.

01:20:46You're going to regret it.

01:20:47I bet you a million I won't.

01:21:05I bet you a million I won't.

01:21:21Avery, just stop, okay?

01:21:24Just stop.

01:21:25Avery, enough.

01:21:26Enough.

01:21:35It's over now.

01:21:39Avery, it's over.

01:21:44We can face them together.

01:21:46I didn't want to kill you.

01:21:49I know.

01:21:50And you didn't.

01:21:52So let me help you.

01:21:53I can't go.

01:21:54I don't know.

01:21:55I don't know.

01:22:40Edie is a really nice girl.

01:22:42Well, I look forward to meeting her.

01:22:45Don't mace me.

01:22:46Kurt, what are you doing here?

01:22:48Just closing out my contract.

01:22:49Preston, please meet Edie Brown.

01:22:51She was a nurse on duty the night your cousin was found.

01:22:55And Edie, this is my client, Preston Bristerberg.

01:22:57Lynette's cousin.

01:22:58How do you know Mateo?

01:23:00The gardener?

01:23:01Yes, I saw you two together in front of the art store last morning.

01:23:04Oh, yes.

01:23:05I spotted him in town.

01:23:06Recognized him from here.

01:23:08He told me, erroneously, that Lynette was alive.

01:23:13Well, why do you ask?

01:23:15Well, that is a long story.

01:23:20Well, I had something.

01:23:21Let me see.

01:23:23Here.

01:23:24It's what Lynette would have wanted had she met you.

01:23:30I'm sorry for your loss, Mr. Bristerberg.

01:23:33Well, you couldn't save my cousin.

01:23:36But you caught her killer.

01:23:38I won't forget you, Ms. Brown.

01:23:41We should finish up before the Christie's people arrive.

01:23:46Take care.

01:23:47Bye.

01:23:48Bye.

01:24:08Hey, you.

01:24:09Hey.

01:24:10I just met your new boss.

01:24:12Yeah.

01:24:13Yeah, he's going to keep me on until he finds someone to buy the place.

01:24:15That's great.

01:24:16You know, he's really generous.

01:24:17You should show him your paintings.

01:24:18Funny that you should say that, because, um...

01:24:33Wow, Mateo.

01:24:34I was going to give it to you, but then, you know, everything happened, and I wasn't sure.

01:24:40It's beautiful.

01:24:41Sorry if it's weird, you know, and just...

01:24:43No, this is...

01:24:45This is a good memory.

01:24:47It's who she wanted to be, you know?

01:24:49Yeah.

01:24:50This is her dream.

01:24:52I'm still trying to figure out what was real and what wasn't.

01:24:56I really do feel like the friendship was real.

01:25:00I don't know.

01:25:01It's messing with my head.

01:25:03Do you want to talk about it sometime?

01:25:05I mean, uh, uh, with me?

01:25:09I want that.

01:25:11Yes.

01:25:12I'll call you.

01:25:14Perfect.

01:25:15We'll talk soon.

01:25:34From the permit office?

01:25:43It's my cafe permit.

01:25:45I'll call the crew.

01:25:47We gotta go out and celebrate.

01:25:51Killer!

01:25:55Killer!

01:25:57Hi!

01:25:58Okay.

01:26:00Ready?

01:26:02There you go.

01:26:04Good boy.

01:26:07Good boy.

01:26:11Good boy.

01:26:13Good boy.

01:26:14Good boy.

01:26:17Good boy.

01:26:18Good boy.

01:26:19Good boy.

01:26:20Good boy.

01:26:21Good boy.

01:26:22Good boy.

01:26:23Good boy.

01:26:24Good boy.

01:26:25Good boy.

01:26:26Good boy.

01:26:27Good boy.

01:26:30Good boy.

01:26:31Good boy.

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