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00:00:29Satsang with Mooji
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00:04:04And me.
00:04:06Oh, dear.
00:04:08And that's why everything, every last little thing, every single tiny microscopic little thing must grow.
00:04:18According to plan.
00:04:20Our daughter will win.
00:04:22According to plan.
00:04:23Our family left.
00:04:25From the depths of deepest poverty.
00:04:30To the noble realm.
00:04:32Of our ancestry.
00:04:33And who would have guessed in a million years.
00:04:37That our daughter with a face of an altar in disgrace.
00:04:40Would provide our tickets to a rightful place.
00:04:51Oh, dear God.
00:04:53What if Victor and I don't like each other?
00:04:57As if that has anything to do with marriage.
00:04:59Do you suppose your father and I like each other?
00:05:03Surely you must.
00:05:05A little.
00:05:06Of course not.
00:05:07Of course not.
00:05:08Get those corsets laced properly.
00:05:10I can hear you speak without gasping.
00:05:19You certainly hooked a winner this time, Victor.
00:05:21Now all you have to do is reel her in.
00:05:24I'm already reeling, Mother.
00:05:25Shouldn't Victoria Everglot be marrying a lord or something?
00:05:28Oh, nonsense.
00:05:30We're every bit as good as the Everglot's.
00:05:32I always knew I deserved better than a fish merchant's life.
00:05:36But I've never even spoken to her.
00:05:39Well, at least we have that in our favour.
00:05:42My Hugh!
00:05:44Silence that blasted coffin!
00:05:51Marriage is a partnership.
00:05:53A little tit for tat.
00:05:55You'd think a lifetime watching us
00:05:58Might have taught her that.
00:06:01Might have taught her that.
00:06:02Everything must be perfect.
00:06:05Everything must be perfect.
00:06:07Perfect!
00:06:08That's why everything,
00:06:09Every last little thing,
00:06:10Every single tiny microscopic
00:06:12Everything must go
00:06:15According to plan!
00:06:21Oh, look at the way he's standing.
00:06:23Look at him.
00:06:23He's got wickets or something.
00:06:25What's he?
00:06:25Oh, hehehe.
00:06:31Oh.
00:06:33Oh, my goodness.
00:06:35Oh, such grandeur.
00:06:37Such impeccable teeth.
00:06:39Oh, beautiful, innit?
00:06:42Hmph.
00:06:43It's not as big as our place, dear.
00:06:47Hmm, no.
00:06:48Bit shabby, really, isn't it?
00:06:50Shut up!
00:06:51Oh, hello.
00:06:51Lord and Lady Everglot,
00:06:54Mr. and Mrs. Van Dort.
00:06:58Why, you must be Miss Victoria.
00:07:00Oh, yes.
00:07:01I must say,
00:07:02You don't look a day over 20.
00:07:04No, yes.
00:07:05Hmm.
00:07:06Smile, darling.
00:07:08Smile.
00:07:13Well, hello.
00:07:15What a pleasure.
00:07:16Welcome to our home.
00:07:18Oh, thank you.
00:07:20We'll be taking tea in the West drawing room.
00:07:25Well, do come as well, yes.
00:07:26Just from the...
00:07:27Oh, I love what you've done with the place.
00:07:30Who is your decorator?
00:07:32Nice tiles.
00:07:33Shame about the drinks.
00:07:34Oh, my husband says such foolish things.
00:07:37Ignoring.
00:07:38Ah, yes.
00:07:39It's usually best.
00:07:40A?
00:07:49Oh, I love you.
00:07:55Of course.
00:07:56Oh, my, my God.
00:07:59Oh, my God.
00:08:04You do not believe me.
00:08:06Oh, my God.
00:08:07Oh, my God.
00:09:09Forgive me.
00:09:10You play beautifully.
00:09:13I...
00:09:13I...
00:09:13I do apologize, Miss Everglot.
00:09:15How rude of me to...
00:09:17Well...
00:09:18Excuse me.
00:09:22Mother won't let me near the piano.
00:09:24No.
00:09:24Music is improper for a young lady.
00:09:28Too passionate, she says.
00:09:30If I may ask, Miss Everglot, where is your chaperone?
00:09:36Perhaps, in...
00:09:39In view of the circumstances, you could call me Victoria.
00:09:45Yes, of course.
00:09:47Well...
00:09:48Victoria?
00:09:49Yes?
00:09:50Victor?
00:09:51Tomorrow.
00:09:53We are to be...
00:09:58Married.
00:10:00Yes.
00:10:02Married.
00:10:04Yes.
00:10:19Married.
00:10:19No.
00:10:20No.
00:10:21Not at all.
00:10:22No.
00:10:22Oh.
00:10:23Oh dear.
00:10:24I'm sorry.
00:10:31What impropriety is this?
00:10:34You shouldn't be alone together.
00:10:37Here it is, one minute before five, and you're not at the rehearsal.
00:10:40Master Galswell's is waiting.
00:10:43Come at once.
00:10:46Master Mandort, from the beginning, again.
00:10:51With this hand, I will lift your sorrows.
00:10:56Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine.
00:11:03With this candle, I will light your way in darkness.
00:11:09With this ring, I ask you to be mine.
00:11:15Let's try it again.
00:11:17Yes.
00:11:18Yes, sir.
00:11:19With this candle.
00:11:23This candle.
00:11:27This candle.
00:11:29Shall I get up there and do it for you?
00:11:31Don't get all the flatter, do you?
00:11:33What's he saying?
00:11:36Smack!
00:11:39With this candle.
00:11:43Continue!
00:11:46Give the door Emil.
00:11:49Let's just pick it up at the candle bit.
00:11:55a lord barkis sir i haven't a head for dates apparently i'm a day early for the ceremony
00:12:08you see from your side of the family i can't recall emile a seat for lord barkis
00:12:20do carry on let's try it again shall we master van dort yes yes sir certainly right right oh right
00:12:35with this this hand with this hand i will three steps three can you not count do you not wish
00:12:49to
00:12:49be married master van dort no no you do not no i meant no i do not not wish to
00:12:57be married that is
00:12:58i want very much to pay attention have you even remembered to bring the ring the ring yes of course
00:13:10dropping the ring this boy doesn't want to get married
00:13:15excuse me got it
00:13:22out of the way you niddy
00:13:30oh i hope it doesn't stain stop flooding it
00:13:52enough this wedding cannot take place until he is properly prepared
00:13:58young man learn your vowels
00:14:19well he's quite the catch isn't he
00:14:39oh victoria she must think i'm such a fool this day couldn't get any worse
00:14:45hear ye hear ye rehearsal in ruins as van dort's boy calls his chaos
00:14:52fishy for your sake could be canned
00:14:56ever got so fired up as van dort's disaster ruins rehearsal
00:15:03it really shouldn't be all that difficult
00:15:05it's just a few simple vows
00:15:08with this hand i will take your wine no with this hand i will cup your oh goodness no
00:15:23with this with this with this candle i will
00:15:31i will i will set your mother on fire
00:15:37oh it's no use
00:15:52with this hand i will lift your sorrows
00:15:56your cup will never empty for i will be your wine
00:16:03ah mrs everglot you look ravishing this evening
00:16:08what's that mr everglot call you dad if you insist sir
00:16:13with this candle i will light your way in darkness
00:16:18with this ring i ask you to be mine
00:16:34you
00:16:52what's that
00:16:53not
00:17:18I do.
00:17:30I do.
00:17:56I do.
00:18:36I do.
00:18:37I do.
00:18:48You may kiss the bride.
00:18:58A new arrival!
00:19:00He must have fainted. Are you all right?
00:19:02What? What happened?
00:19:04By Jove, man. Looks like we've got ourselves a breather.
00:19:07Does he have a dead brother?
00:19:09He's still soft.
00:19:13Adoste him!
00:19:20To the newlyweds!
00:19:23Newlyweds?
00:19:24Ah, in the woods, you said your vows so perfectly.
00:19:29I did? I did.
00:19:32Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
00:19:35Bonjour!
00:19:35Coming through! Coming through!
00:19:40My name is Paul. I am the head waiter.
00:19:43I will be creating your wedding feast.
00:19:47Wedding feast? I'm salivating.
00:19:50Maggots.
00:19:52Oh!
00:19:53Hey!
00:19:54Keep away!
00:20:02I've got a... I've got a... dwarf. And I'm not afraid to use him. I want some questions. Now!
00:20:09Answers. I think you mean answers.
00:20:12Thank you. Yes, answers. I need answers.
00:20:14What's going on here? Where am I? Who are you?
00:20:18Well, that's kind of a long story.
00:20:21What a story it is.
00:20:24A tragic tale of romance, passion, and a murder most foul.
00:20:30This is going to be good.
00:20:33Hit it, boys.
00:20:46Hey!
00:20:47Give me a listen, you corpses of cheer.
00:20:50At least those of you, you've still got an ear.
00:20:53I'll tell you a story and make a skeleton cry.
00:20:55Of our own jubiliciously lovely corpse bride.
00:20:59Do we die? We don't ask me.
00:21:02We don't wear a crown, cause it's really okay.
00:21:05You might drag high and you might have a ray.
00:21:07But we all end up every main to the day.
00:21:11Ha ha ha ha!
00:21:12That's right!
00:21:13Ha ha ha!
00:21:16Well, our girl was a beauty known for miles around.
00:21:20When a mysterious stranger came into town.
00:21:22He was plenty good looking, but down in his cash.
00:21:26And our poor little baby, she fell hard and fast.
00:21:29When her daddy said no, she just couldn't count.
00:21:31So our lovers came up with a plan to elope.
00:21:35Die, die, we all pass me.
00:21:38We don't know if we're a crown, cause it's really okay.
00:21:41You might drive high and you might have a ray.
00:21:43But we all end up so the days are okay.
00:21:47Yeah, yeah, die, yeah, yeah.
00:21:50Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:22:05Oh, yeah.
00:22:08Come on, boys.
00:22:08Pick it up.
00:22:10Yeah.
00:22:12Like it.
00:22:13Okay, Johnson.
00:22:14Take it.
00:22:33Oh, that was nice.
00:22:36Yeah, so they conjured up a plan to meet late at night.
00:22:40It turned out a soul kept the whole thing tight.
00:22:43Now her mother's wedding dress fit like a glive.
00:22:46You don't eat much when you're really a glive.
00:22:48Except for a few things, so I'm told.
00:22:51Like the family jewels and a satchel of gold.
00:22:54Then next to the graveyard by the old oak tree.
00:22:56On a dark foggy night at a quarter to three.
00:22:59She was ready to go, but where was he?
00:23:03And then she waited.
00:23:06And then there in the shadows was a little man.
00:23:09And then her little heart beat so loud.
00:23:11And then, and then baby, everything went black.
00:23:17Now when she opened her eyes, she was dead as dust.
00:23:21Tools were missing and her heart was bust.
00:23:24So she made a vow lying under that tree.
00:23:27Then she'd wait for her true love to come set her free.
00:23:30Always waiting for someone to ask for her hand.
00:23:33Then out of the blue, cause it's Groove, a young man who vows forever to be by her side.
00:23:39And that's the story of a gold road.
00:23:43And today we all can speak.
00:23:45But now we're friends with tea.
00:23:48You might try to hide.
00:23:49You might try to pray.
00:23:51But we all end up the maze of the spot.
00:23:55Dipply-bop, dibbly-bop, dibbly-bop, yeah.
00:24:10Victoria, come away from the window.
00:24:14Oh, I'm sure he'll be back shortly.
00:24:16He's terrified of the dark.
00:24:18In fact, when he was a boy he used to vest his combinations regularly, didn't he, will you?
00:24:23In there!
00:24:28Ah, Lord Barcus. I trust the room is to your liking.
00:24:33Thank you. You are a most gracious, Hestes.
00:24:36Which is why it pains me to be the bearer of such bad news.
00:24:47Would you care to repeat tonight's headline for us?
00:24:50Hear ye! Hear ye!
00:24:53Victor Mandort seen this night on the bridge in the arms of a mystery woman!
00:24:58The dark-haired temptress and master Mandort slipped away into the night!
00:25:03Another willow.
00:25:04Enough!
00:25:06That will be all.
00:25:10Mystery woman? He doesn't even know any women!
00:25:14Or so you thought.
00:25:16Do call for me if you need my assistance.
00:25:20In any way.
00:25:24Good heavens, Phyllis, what shall we do?
00:25:27Fetch me musket!
00:25:28Oh, William, do something!
00:25:30Um, the town crier probably just had a slow news day.
00:25:33You know how it is, you need something to cry about.
00:25:36Regardless, we are one room short for the wedding to hire.
00:25:40Not to mention the financial implications.
00:25:44The most scandalous embarrassment for us all will give us a chance to find him.
00:25:49We beg of you.
00:25:50Just give us until dawn.
00:25:52Very well.
00:25:53Till dawn.
00:25:55Victor darling, where are you?
00:25:58Victor!
00:25:59If you ask me, your boyfriend is kind of jumpy.
00:26:03He's not my boyfriend.
00:26:04He's my husband.
00:26:05Victor!
00:26:06Where have you gone?
00:26:08I'll keep an eye out for him.
00:26:10Victor!
00:26:15There he goes!
00:26:16There he goes!
00:26:17There he goes!
00:26:17He's getting away!
00:26:19Quick!
00:26:19Quick!
00:26:20After him!
00:26:21Victor!
00:26:29Victor!
00:26:35Victor!
00:26:36Victor!
00:26:37Where have you gone?
00:26:40Married, huh?
00:26:41I'm a widow.
00:26:42Oh, how rude!
00:26:44He went that way!
00:26:47Victor!
00:26:50Victor darling!
00:26:53Please!
00:26:54There's been a mistake!
00:26:55I'm not dead!
00:26:58Oh!
00:26:59Victor!
00:27:00Excuse me!
00:27:02Excuse me!
00:27:04Excuse me!
00:27:05Excuse me!
00:27:05Huh?
00:27:06Thank you!
00:27:08Victor!
00:27:11Dead end!
00:27:13Victor!
00:27:15Hello!
00:27:24You could have used the stairs, silly!
00:27:27Oh!
00:27:28Ow!
00:27:30Isn't the view beautiful?
00:27:33It takes my breath away.
00:27:35Hmm.
00:27:36Well, it would if I had any.
00:27:39Isn't it romantic?
00:27:49Look.
00:27:50I am terribly sorry about what's happened to you.
00:27:53And I'd like to help, but I really need to get home.
00:27:56This is your home now?
00:27:57But I don't even know your name.
00:28:00Well, that's a great way to start a marriage.
00:28:03Shh!
00:28:03Shut up!
00:28:05Hmm.
00:28:06It's Emily.
00:28:08Emily.
00:28:09Oh!
00:28:10Oh!
00:28:10I almost forgot.
00:28:11I have something for you.
00:28:14It's a wedding present!
00:28:15It's a wedding present.
00:28:25Oh, I want to stay here.
00:28:30Thank you!
00:28:33Yeah!
00:28:34What about you?
00:28:36I got something for you.
00:28:38Oh, no!
00:28:42Well, I didn't see you in the morning.
00:28:53Scraps?
00:28:57Scraps?
00:28:58My dog, Scraps!
00:29:02Oh, Scraps, what a good boy.
00:29:05I knew you'd be happy to see him.
00:29:08Who's my good boy?
00:29:09Sit. Sit, Scraps. Sit.
00:29:12Good boy, Scraps.
00:29:13Roll over. Roll over.
00:29:15Good boy, Scraps.
00:29:18Play dead.
00:29:20Sorry.
00:29:22Oh, what a cutie.
00:29:24You should have seen him with fur.
00:29:27Mother never approved of Scraps jumping up like this.
00:29:30But then again, she never approved of anything.
00:29:34You think she would have approved of me?
00:29:37You're lucky you'll never have to meet her.
00:29:41Well, actually,
00:29:44now that you mention it,
00:29:46I think you should.
00:29:48In fact,
00:29:50since we're, you know,
00:29:52married,
00:29:53you should definitely meet her.
00:29:55And my father, too.
00:29:56We should go and see them right now.
00:29:58Oh, what a fantastic idea.
00:30:00Where are they buried?
00:30:01Oh.
00:30:03What?
00:30:03What is it?
00:30:04They're not from around here.
00:30:06Where are they?
00:30:09Oh, they're still alive.
00:30:10I'm afraid so.
00:30:12Oh, that is a problem.
00:30:13What's that, Scraps?
00:30:15Oh, no.
00:30:16Oh, we couldn't possibly.
00:30:19Oh, well.
00:30:21If you put it like that.
00:30:22What?
00:30:22Elder Guttnacht.
00:30:34Shh.
00:30:35It's right.
00:30:35Elder Guttnacht.
00:30:38Are you there?
00:30:43Hello?
00:30:44Is anyone home?
00:30:46Hello?
00:30:49Hello?
00:30:59There you are.
00:31:02Oh, my dear.
00:31:03There you are.
00:31:05I brought my husband.
00:31:06Victor.
00:31:07What's that?
00:31:08Husband?
00:31:10Pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:31:13We need to go up.
00:31:15Upstairs?
00:31:16To visit the land of the living.
00:31:18Land of the living?
00:31:22Oh, my dear.
00:31:24Please, Elder Guttnacht.
00:31:26Now, why go up there when people are dying to get down here?
00:31:30Sir, I beg you to help.
00:31:32It means so much to me.
00:31:34Us?
00:31:35I don't know.
00:31:37It's just not natural.
00:31:39Please, Elder Guttnacht.
00:31:41Surely there must be something you can do.
00:31:44Hmm.
00:31:45Let me see what I can do.
00:31:47Where did I put that book?
00:31:57You have to clear somewhere.
00:32:03There's the one.
00:32:19I have it.
00:32:21A Ukrainian haunting spell.
00:32:24Just the thing for these quick trips.
00:32:27So glad you thought of this.
00:32:29Me too.
00:32:30You have to clear where you are.
00:32:58You have to clear.
00:33:00haunting spell here we have it ready just remember when you want to come back say hopscotch
00:33:17I spent so long in the darkness I'd almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is
00:34:11I think you dropped something
00:34:35I think I should prepare mother and father for
00:34:40the big news I'll go ahead and you wait here I won't be long stay right here I'll be right
00:34:53back okay
00:34:54no peeking
00:35:16well if ever I see that fattened old boy I'll strike him with my bare hands
00:35:23your hands are too fat and his neck is too thin you'll have to use a rope
00:35:40this is the voice of your conscience listen to what I say I have a bad feeling about that boy
00:35:51go chew someone else's ear for a while Victor has gone to see his parents just like he said
00:35:58if I hadn't just been sitting in it I would say that you had lost your mind
00:36:02I'm sure he has a perfectly good reason for taking so long
00:36:07oh I am sure he does why don't you go ask him
00:36:10all right I will after all you couldn't get far
00:36:14with those cold feet
00:36:35oh
00:36:36oh
00:36:36oh
00:36:36oh
00:36:36oh
00:36:36oh
00:36:36oh
00:36:37oh
00:36:37oh
00:36:37oh
00:36:37oh
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00:36:37oh
00:36:37oh
00:36:37oh
00:36:55Victoria.
00:36:56Victor, I'm so happy to see you.
00:36:59Come by the fire.
00:37:00Where have you been?
00:37:02Are you all right?
00:37:04I, I, oh dear.
00:37:07You're as cold as death.
00:37:09What's happened to you?
00:37:11Your coat?
00:37:15Victoria, I confess.
00:37:18This morning I was terrified of marriage.
00:37:22But then on meeting you I felt I should be with you always
00:37:27and that our wedding could not come soon enough.
00:37:34Victor, I feel the same.
00:37:43Victoria, I seem to find myself married.
00:37:48And you should know it's unexpected.
00:37:54What do you mean, darling?
00:37:56I just wanted to meet...
00:38:00Darling?
00:38:01Who's this?
00:38:03Who is she?
00:38:04I'm his wife.
00:38:08Victor?
00:38:09Victoria, wait.
00:38:09You don't understand.
00:38:11She's dead.
00:38:12Look.
00:38:16Oh, gosh.
00:38:19Oh!
00:38:20No!
00:38:22No!
00:38:22Victoria!
00:38:28You lied to me!
00:38:30Just to get back to that other woman!
00:38:33Don't you understand?
00:38:35You're the other woman.
00:38:36No!
00:38:37You're married to me!
00:38:39She's the other woman!
00:38:44She's got a point.
00:38:47And I thought...
00:38:48I thought this was all going so well!
00:39:01Look.
00:39:02I'm sorry.
00:39:03But this just can't work.
00:39:06Why not?
00:39:09It's my eye, isn't it?
00:39:11No.
00:39:13Your eye is...
00:39:14lovely.
00:39:17It's under different circumstances, Will.
00:39:20Who knows?
00:39:21But we're just too different.
00:39:23I mean, you're dead.
00:39:26You should have thought about that before you asked me to marry you.
00:39:29Why can't you understand?
00:39:30It was a mistake.
00:39:31I would never marry you.
00:39:32I would never marry you.
00:39:36mine is the same.
00:39:36! ! ! !!! ! ! ! . ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
00:39:45! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
00:39:46! literally ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !! ? ! ! ! ! !
00:39:49! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
00:39:49! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
00:39:49?
00:39:49! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
00:40:03Roses for eternal love, lilies for sweetness, baby's breath.
00:40:19Why so blue?
00:40:21Maybe he's right.
00:40:22Maybe we are too different.
00:40:24Maybe he should have his head examined.
00:40:28I could do it.
00:40:30Well, perhaps he does belong with her.
00:40:32Little Miss Living, with her rosy cheeks and beating heart.
00:40:38Oh, those girls are ten a penny.
00:40:40You've got so much more.
00:40:42You've got...
00:40:43You've got...
00:40:44You've got a wonderful personality.
00:40:54What does that wispy little brat have that you don't have done?
00:40:59She can't hold a candle to the beauty of your smile.
00:41:03How about a pulse?
00:41:04Overrated by a mile.
00:41:06Overfamble.
00:41:07Overblown.
00:41:07If he only knew the you that we know.
00:41:12And that silly little creature isn't wearing his ring.
00:41:15And she doesn't play piano, or dance, or sing.
00:41:19No, she doesn't compare.
00:41:21But she still breathes there.
00:41:22Who cares?
00:41:23She cares unimportant.
00:41:24Overrated.
00:41:25Overblown.
00:41:25If only he could see how special you can be.
00:41:29If he only knew the you that we know.
00:41:38If I touch a burning candle, I can feel the pain.
00:41:44If you cut me with a knife, it's still the same.
00:41:50And I know her heart is beating.
00:41:53And I know that I am dead.
00:41:56Yet the pain here that I feel.
00:41:59Try and tell me it's not real.
00:42:02And it seems that I still have a deal to share.
00:42:11The so redeeming feature from that little creature is that she's alive.
00:42:17Overrated.
00:42:17Overblown.
00:42:18Everybody knows that's just a temporary state, which is cured very quickly when we meet our fate.
00:42:25Who cares?
00:42:26Unimportant.
00:42:26Overrated.
00:42:27Overblown.
00:42:28If only he could see how special you can be.
00:42:32If he only knew the you that we know.
00:42:40If I touch a burning candle, I can feel no pain.
00:42:47In the ice or in the sun, it's all the same.
00:42:52Yet I feel my heart is aching.
00:42:56Though it doesn't heat, it's breaking.
00:42:58And the pain here that I feel.
00:43:01Try and tell me it's not real.
00:43:05I know that I am dead.
00:43:08Yet it seems that I still have some tears to shed.
00:43:22It's true, Mother.
00:43:24Victor is married to a dead woman.
00:43:27I saw her.
00:43:28A corpse.
00:43:30Standing right here with Victor.
00:43:32Victor was in your room.
00:43:34I have to help him.
00:43:35The scandal.
00:43:36Oh, come sit in your chair, dearie.
00:43:39You're shaking like a leaf.
00:43:41Let Hilda fetch your blanket.
00:43:43Fetch her a straitjacket.
00:43:45She's completely mad.
00:43:47Come, hold God.
00:44:21A woman has come to bed and won't.
00:44:26A woman has come to bed and won't.
00:44:29A woman has come to bed and won't.
00:44:36A woman has come to bed and won't.
00:44:45What a level of name.
00:44:51Who could that be at this time?
00:44:56Miss Everglot, what are you doing here?
00:44:59You should be at home, prostrate with grief.
00:45:02Pastor Gorsworth, I have to ask you something.
00:45:04This is most irregular.
00:45:06Please, I beg of you.
00:45:08You are the only one in the village who knows of what awaits beyond the grave.
00:45:13A grim topic for a bride to be.
00:45:16It is a bride, I fear.
00:45:19Which is why I must know.
00:45:21Can the living marry the dead?
00:45:24What on earth are you speaking about?
00:45:27Please, it's Victor.
00:45:28He's married to a corpse.
00:45:30He has a corpse bride.
00:45:32There must be some way to undo what's been done.
00:45:38I believe I know the thing to do.
00:45:42Come with me.
00:45:47Victoria, where are your corsets?
00:45:49She's speaking in tongues of unholy alliances.
00:45:53Her mind has come undone, I fear.
00:45:56It's not true. Let me go. Let me go.
00:45:58Thank you, Pastor Galswells.
00:46:00Thank you so very much.
00:46:03Take her to her room!
00:46:05No, I'm telling the truth.
00:46:07Victor needs my help.
00:46:09Hildegard, you believe me, don't you?
00:46:11Mother, father, please.
00:46:14Seal the doors and bar the windows.
00:46:16See to it that she doesn't escape again.
00:46:20He needs our help.
00:46:21Let me go! Let me go!
00:46:23Will the mortification never cease?
00:46:28It will be years before we can show ourselves in public again.
00:46:32What shall we do?
00:46:33We shall continue as Blair, with or without Vincent.
00:46:37Victor.
00:46:38Whatever.
00:46:38For that boy to toss aside a young woman like Victoria, it's positively criminal.
00:46:46Why, if I had a woman like your daughter on my arm, I would lavish her with riches befitting royalty.
00:46:55Your lady wife is a most fortunate woman.
00:46:59Thus, I am not married.
00:47:02I was betrothed some years ago, but tragedy snatched my young bride away.
00:47:08When one lives alone, wealth counts for naught.
00:47:21Marvelous news, Victoria. There'll be a wedding after all.
00:47:25You found him?
00:47:26Make haste, my dear. Our relatives will arrive at any moment.
00:47:30We must have you looking presentable for Lord Barkis.
00:47:35Lord Barkis?
00:47:37He will make a fine husband.
00:47:39I have fortuitous turn of events indeed.
00:47:41A far better prospect this time.
00:47:44But I do not love him.
00:47:46You cannot make me do this.
00:47:48We must.
00:47:49Please, I beg of you.
00:47:51There must be another way.
00:47:53Without your marriage to Lord Barkis, we shall be forced penniless into the street.
00:47:58We are destitute.
00:48:00But, Victor...
00:48:01Victor Van Dort is gone, child.
00:48:04You shall marry Lord Barkis tomorrow.
00:48:10According to plan.
00:48:12There must be another fool that will strip in this man.
00:48:16There won't be another woman.
00:48:18I will beg for you.
00:48:28To be demanded of being eaten by Godly.
00:48:33You shall bring it all dah並 281.
00:48:41Oh, my dear, oh, don't look at me that way.
00:48:45You have only to suffer this union until death do us part, and that will come sooner than you think.
00:48:55Oh, it's almost dawn! Where could he be?
00:48:58Victor Van Dork elopes with corpse, heartbroken bride to wed wealthy newcomer.
00:49:06Wealthy newcomer? It cannot be.
00:49:08Did he say corpse?
00:49:10Oh, don't be ridiculous! What corpse would marry our Victor?
00:49:16Mayhew! Silence that blasted coffin!
00:49:37What do you know? Are you trying to kill us?
00:49:40I think he's trying to kill us!
00:50:23I think you dropped this.
00:50:34I'm sorry. I'm sorry I lied to you about wanting to see my parents.
00:50:40It's just this whole day hasn't gone quite well, according to plan.
00:50:48I'm sorry I lied to you about something.
00:50:52I'm sorry.
00:50:53Sorry.
00:50:59I'm sorry.
00:51:01I'm sorry.
00:51:02I'm sorry I lied to you with your mother.
00:52:18No, just a half.
00:52:24It is impossible to get good help anymore.
00:52:27Welcoming committee, coming through, coming through.
00:52:30My name's Plum, Miss Plum.
00:52:34Mayhew?
00:52:37Mayhew, how nice to see you.
00:52:41I'm so sorry.
00:52:43Oh, yeah.
00:52:44Actually, though, I feel great.
00:52:49Hurry up, boys.
00:52:50Can you not see the gentleman?
00:52:52He's a parrot.
00:52:54Mayhew, I have to get back.
00:52:57They all must be worried sick.
00:52:59How is everyone?
00:53:00Well, they're still wondering where you slipped off to.
00:53:04Oh, and Miss Victoria.
00:53:06Yes, yes.
00:53:07How is she?
00:53:08Well, she's getting married this evening.
00:53:11What?
00:53:12Married to who?
00:53:13Some newcomer.
00:53:15Lord, somebody or other.
00:53:17But that's impossible.
00:53:18Yeah, with you going all.
00:53:21I guess they didn't want to waste the cake.
00:53:23Yeah.
00:53:25Yeah.
00:53:26But how could she?
00:53:28Webber.
00:53:29You can't live with them.
00:53:31You can't live with them.
00:53:33Oh!
00:53:35Time to pick up the pieces and, you know, have a move on, I suppose.
00:53:40Oi.
00:53:41Speaking of picking up the pieces.
00:53:47Victor, where are you going?
00:53:53Miss Victoria, we must leave Father Church now.
00:53:58Yesterday, I thought my wedding would be happy.
00:54:01Now I feel like I'm caught in the tide.
00:54:05Called out to sea.
00:54:06The sea leads to many places, dearie.
00:54:11Maybe you'll land somewhere better.
00:54:20With this candle, I will light your way in darkness.
00:54:30With this ring, I ask you to be mine.
00:54:40I now pronounce you man and wife.
00:55:03I'm too late.
00:55:10Oh, Splunk, what am I to do?
00:55:12I just woke up without saying a word.
00:55:16Are all men like this?
00:55:17Well, I'm afraid none of them are very bright.
00:55:20They get something stuck in their heads and you can't do a thing with them.
00:55:25My dear, we have to talk.
00:55:28Let me tell her.
00:55:29Please, let me tell her.
00:55:32There is a complication with your marriage.
00:55:36I don't understand.
00:55:38The vows are binding only until death do you part.
00:55:43What are you saying?
00:55:44Death has already parted you.
00:55:48If he finds out, he'll leave.
00:55:50There must be something you can do.
00:55:53Well, there is one way.
00:55:55Oh, please, please, let me tell her.
00:55:58It requires the greatest sacrifice.
00:56:01Go on, get to the good part.
00:56:04What is it?
00:56:05We have to kill him.
00:56:07What?
00:56:08Victor would have to give up the life he had forever.
00:56:12He would need to repeat his vows in the land of the living and drink from the wine of ages.
00:56:21Poison.
00:56:22This would stop his heart forever.
00:56:26Only then would he be free to give it to you.
00:56:32I could never ask him.
00:56:37You don't have to.
00:56:41I'll do it.
00:56:43My boy, if you choose this path, you may never return to the world above me.
00:56:49Do you understand?
00:56:54I do.
00:56:56Gather round.
00:56:58Gather round, everybody.
00:56:59I'm sorry.
00:57:03We've decided to do this thing properly.
00:57:05So grab what you can and follow us.
00:57:09We're moving this wedding party upstairs.
00:57:12Upstairs?
00:57:13I didn't know we had an upstairs.
00:57:16Sounds creepy.
00:57:17Let's go.
00:57:18Up, up.
00:57:19Wedding, a wedding.
00:57:20We're going to be here.
00:57:21Wedding, a wedding.
00:57:24Hold on, Victor.
00:57:26I don't have a wedding.
00:57:27You can't get married looking like that.
00:57:30The slightest think you're very cute, but hold the snows, you need a suit.
00:57:34But have no fears when quite a debt will have you.
00:57:36Looking lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely.
00:57:40Look at it.
00:57:41A little sitch, a little tux, a tender loving care.
00:57:44A little thread will fix you up, and we've got plenty as you see.
00:57:48And personally guarantee your quality repairs.
00:57:51A little in our fix the mess.
00:57:53We're going to do our very best.
00:57:54Every morning session, they will all be quite impressed.
00:57:57They will all be quite impressed.
00:58:02Already?
00:58:02We're going to have...
00:58:03A wedding cake is no mistake.
00:58:05It must be quite sublime.
00:58:07They're missing something.
00:58:08Try some dust.
00:58:08I wish I had more time.
00:58:10Perhaps there's something I can do.
00:58:12These bones might have a bit.
00:58:13That's my nose.
00:58:14Sorry.
00:58:15Wait a minute.
00:58:16That's it.
00:58:16Voila!
00:58:17A little that.
00:58:17A little this.
00:58:18The perfect cake is not to miss a wedding.
00:58:21A wedding.
00:58:22We're going to have a wedding.
00:58:23A wedding.
00:58:25Hoosah, hoosah.
00:58:26We're going to have a wedding.
00:58:27A wedding.
00:58:29Let's open up the chipmars.
00:58:31The bride is getting married today.
00:58:36One thing you can surely say is we will stand inside.
00:58:39Until the end, we will defend our one and only bride.
00:58:42Our bride, we are bride.
00:58:44We are lovely for bride.
00:58:46Hoosah, hoosah.
00:58:47Hoosah.
00:58:47Hoosah.
00:58:47The bride is getting married today.
00:58:52Hoosah.
00:58:52Hoosah.
00:58:53There she comes.
00:58:59Oh, oh, oh, the bride is here.
00:59:03She's waiting for this day for many a year.
00:59:07For this day, for this day, our hopes and our pride.
00:59:11The bride is here.
00:59:13Here comes the bride, here comes the bride, here comes the bride, for this day, for this day, for this
00:59:24day, we'll go to the store for friends and work together.
00:59:30To make it the perfect place she's always dreamed, our hopes and our pride, our bride, our loving bride.
00:59:41We're going to have a party like no one has ever seen, we're living in the land above, we'll not
00:59:47know where they'd be, we can't deny the party of the bride.
00:59:55Here comes the bride, here comes the bride, here comes the bride, for this day of days, up to the
01:00:04land of the living, to celebrate the bride.
01:00:09There comes the bride, here comes the bride, here comes the bride.
01:00:16Oh dear.
01:00:21I'm okay now.
01:00:31Quiet down now, everyone.
01:00:39Well, elegant, cultured, radiant.
01:00:46Victoria has found a husband with all these qualities and more.
01:00:54Serendipity brought us together and no force on earth could tear us apart.
01:01:22There's an eye in me soup.
01:01:34Oh, sorry.
01:01:42Fetch me, musket.
01:01:43Fetch you around, musket.
01:01:45Oh, I'm off.
01:01:46Coming through.
01:01:47I'm coming through.
01:01:51Excuse me, you don't know me, but I used to live in your dead mother.
01:01:57Hey, hold on there.
01:01:59I love a woman with meat on her bones.
01:02:02Heh, heh, heh.
01:02:04Phyllis, who invited these people?
01:02:08They must be from your side of the family.
01:02:10Certainly not.
01:02:12Why, if my grandfather Everglot could see this, he'd be turning in his grave.
01:02:16Finish.
01:02:19Where do you keep the spirits?
01:02:30In other news...
01:02:32The dead warfare!
01:02:39Get back!
01:02:40Don't go and sneak up on me!
01:02:43Get back!
01:02:44Get back!
01:02:44Get back!
01:02:46Get back!
01:02:46You see...
01:02:47Get back!
01:02:58No!
01:03:01Yeah...
01:03:02No!
01:03:03No.
01:03:06Uh?
01:03:08Ah...
01:03:11Ah!
01:03:12Oh!
01:03:16Grandpa?
01:03:22Bow down!
01:03:23Sweetie Pie!
01:03:24Monster!
01:03:24Buttercup!
01:03:25Ed!
01:03:26Gertrude!
01:03:28Pelfrid?
01:03:29Oh, you've been dead for 15 years.
01:03:34Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
01:03:50Right, that's it.
01:03:52We're going to take whatever money we can and get out of here.
01:03:56Money?
01:03:57What money?
01:03:58Your dowry.
01:03:59It's my right!
01:04:01My parents don't have any money.
01:04:03It's my marriage to you that will save them from the poorhouse.
01:04:08The poorhouse?
01:04:09You're lying!
01:04:12It isn't true!
01:04:13Tell me if you're lying!
01:04:14Did things not go according to your plan, Lord Barkis?
01:04:18Well, perhaps in disappointment we are perfectly matched.
01:04:41Be gone, ye demons from hell!
01:04:45Back to the void from whence you came!
01:04:48You shall not enter here!
01:04:51Back!
01:04:53Back!
01:04:54Keep it down!
01:04:55We're in a church!
01:04:56Evening!
01:05:02Why Jesse!
01:05:03It's fair!
01:05:03PM!
01:05:03Yeah!
01:05:34Dearly beloved and departed, we are gathered here today to join this man and this corpse in marriage.
01:05:46Victor!
01:05:48Shh!
01:05:50Living first.
01:05:53With this hand, I will lift your sorrows.
01:06:00Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine.
01:06:06Now you?
01:06:12With this hand, I will lift your sorrows.
01:06:18Your cup will never empty, for I will be...
01:06:34Go on, my dear.
01:06:37Your cup will never empty, for I will be...
01:06:47I will be your wine.
01:06:54She's having second thoughts.
01:06:58I can't.
01:07:00What's wrong?
01:07:03This is wrong.
01:07:07I was a bride.
01:07:09My dreams were taken from me.
01:07:13Well, now...
01:07:14Now I've stolen them from someone else.
01:07:18I love you, Victor.
01:07:22But you're not mine.
01:07:45Oh, how touching.
01:07:48I always cry at weddings.
01:07:53Our young lovers together at last.
01:07:58Surely now they can live happily ever after.
01:08:03But you forget.
01:08:05She's still my wife.
01:08:07I'll not leave here empty-handed.
01:08:11You.
01:08:15Emily.
01:08:17You.
01:08:18But, but, I left you.
01:08:22They're dead.
01:08:25This woman is obviously delusional.
01:08:34Sorry to cut things short, but we must be on our way.
01:08:38Take your hands off her.
01:08:41Do I have to kill you too?
01:08:48Victor!
01:08:49Catch!
01:08:50I'm sorry.
01:09:02I'm sorry.
01:09:07Okay.
01:09:08I'm going to play fair, sir.
01:09:10Sure.
01:09:14Oh.
01:09:19Oh.
01:09:26Oh.
01:09:29Oh.
01:09:30Oh.
01:09:31Oh.
01:09:32Oh.
01:09:51Touché, my dear.
01:09:54Get out.
01:09:56Oh, I'm leaving.
01:10:03But first, a toast to Emily.
01:10:07Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.
01:10:12Tell me, my dear, can a heart still break once it's stopped beating?
01:10:20Let me at him! Let me at him! No, don't! Don't!
01:10:23Wait!
01:10:25We must abide by their rules.
01:10:28We are amongst the living.
01:10:31Well said.
01:10:49Not anymore.
01:10:54Yep, you're right. He's all yours.
01:11:09Oh, Victor, I never thought I'd see you again.
01:11:28Wait.
01:11:30I made a promise.
01:11:35You kept your promise.
01:11:39You set me free.
01:11:52Now I can do the same for you.
01:11:54You said me again.
01:11:56You said me again.
01:12:24I'll do the same for you.
01:12:28Oh, my God.
01:12:56Oh, my God.
01:13:51Oh, my God.
01:14:04Oh, my God.
01:14:29Oh, my God.
01:15:20Oh, my God.
01:15:24Oh, my God.
01:16:03Oh, my God.
01:16:27Oh, my God.
01:16:30Oh, my God.
01:16:32Oh, my God.
01:17:02Oh, my God.
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