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00:08You're probably wondering how I ended up here. Let's rewind.
00:25It's not too late to change your mind.
00:27You are going to do fine, baby sis.
00:30You don't want to come in and say hi to everyone?
00:32I am dropping you off early to avoid seeing everyone.
00:35It's too sad.
00:38I love you so much, kid.
00:42You're going to be great.
00:57Oh.
00:59Occupied.
01:04Oh, my God.
01:06I am so sorry.
01:07Oh.
01:10I am so sorry.
01:15Oh.
01:19Oh.
01:22Oh.
01:23Oh.
01:23Oh.
01:24Oh.
01:26Oh.
01:29Oh.
01:30over here unbelievable you say we keep this between us yeah like I want to tell
01:43everyone I saw your entire personality just hanging out over there like what
01:54you see
02:00all right I'm gonna go it's good to see you know
02:08what I miss so survive this year finally gonna hook up with I have no idea what
02:22you're talking about all right leadership legends good morning and
02:29welcome to the final session of camp evergreen believe me no one is sadder
02:36than I am but that's why this summer is all about giving campers the best
02:40memories of their lives one last hurrah right this is why I need you all at your
02:46best has anyone seen Micah
03:04oh there you are everyone Micah is joining us from
03:11where was it again Montgomery art magnet teach guitar of course of course Noah
03:21since you're replacing Sierra this summer you're gonna be working with Micah on
03:25this year's talent show you're making a face face I'm not making a face
03:31the who's the new hot guy
03:33hi I'm Noah yep I caught that
03:53oh so you're one of those
04:03one of those
04:04the I'm just here for the vibes guys mysterious brooding probably journals
04:13about how misunderstood he is well actively avoiding everyone right you
04:18always psychoanalyze strangers in the dining hall or am I just lucky only the
04:23ones with main character syndrome hmm you got me all wrong sweetheart I don't
04:29brood hmm well I'll let you get back to your tortured poetry careful you might end up
04:39being the next subject of this torture poetry don't got me with a good time all
04:47right legends finish up your food and report to your stations
04:55hey sheds not going to organize itself
05:08so you're a legacy counselor now guess that officially makes you a camp elder
05:14gonna start telling that scary story about the haunted canoe
05:18oh that was your story and it sucked I just rewrote it so that it actually had stakes
05:25yeah well always been weirdly obsessed with taking my ideas and making them
05:30better obsessed yeah coming from the guy who snuck into the girl's shower because
05:36we had warmer water listen you could come by the boy's shower anytime and feel the
05:42water yourself I wouldn't mind the company
06:04noah my eyes are up here I actually I was just gonna warn you about the spider on your shoulder
06:11yeah yeah sure you were oh shit oh my god don't throw it over here
06:15huh what don't move no is it on me it's not a spider but a leaf
06:35where have you two been what's going on
06:41no no no no you will not leave me alone with those little gremlins you think I want to be
06:47stuck
06:47with them what's wrong with Pine Ridge the Rutledge siblings absolutely untamable
06:53one year they made three counselors cry and one had to go for the summer
07:01I believe there's only one way to settle this face off face off face off you're gonna love this
07:22the game of choice is two lies one truth one counselor will leave with bragging rights
07:29the other emotional damage ladies first fine I was homecoming queen
07:40I still sleep with a stuffed animal and I have never had a crush on a co-worker
07:48lie truth lie Noah James is not the homecoming queen type third it was a stuffed dog his name was
08:00bingo that wasn't part of the game it's not a bad thing counselor Matthews wins
08:09counselor James gets Pine Ridge chaos coming I can't believe he used something
08:17private to win a game like it was nothing
08:26bingo huh camp evergreen lesson number one nothing stays secret for long
08:40to be fair he seems like the kind of guy that thinks boundaries are a suggestion
08:47interrogatory I guess I just finally stopped expecting him to grow up
08:53stupid me he made me think that he had
08:58to be fair my dog my dog's name is bingo he's a real dog one of the stuffed
09:04wait seriously he used to sleep in my bed too
09:11okay you're either lying to make me feel better or this is the craziest cosmic coincidence ever
09:29is it always like this before the kids arrive never this chill this is the calm before the storm that
09:36is camp evergreen
09:42all their chaotic energy means I have a stacked team for the talent show this year
09:47I plan on winning so should I be worried I don't know how competitive are you
09:54mildly dangerous when provoked
09:57okay children I'm heading into town to focus on some very exciting and important administrative things
10:04don't set anything on fire okay I'm out
10:09it's tradition he leaves us alone for a night so we can blow off a little steam
10:14so we don't accidentally throw a camper into the lake later
10:19right
10:21all right sluts and sad boys it's time for the main event
10:27classic bullshit get caught you lose a layer false call you lose two
10:35hope you're wearing your cute underwear
10:41ah okay
10:44Micah you're up
10:47two queens
10:48that's a bold play
10:50you calling it
10:51not yet
10:54just enjoying the show
10:57Noah you're up
11:00one ten
11:02bullshit
11:02a double call
11:04she's had tales since middle school
11:07and you
11:09have always underestimated me
11:12yes bitch oh my god
11:15lose the shirts boys
11:18you asked for it
11:22oh
11:23whoo
11:24la la
11:25la la
11:52Okay, strip bullshit was just the warm-up.
11:54Now, we play seven minutes.
11:57All right, I'm gonna go take a piss.
12:00Don't be shy, Micah. We're all friends here.
12:09Well, well, well. It's a match.
12:16Shed. Now. Seven minutes, no supervision.
12:20This is so stupid. I...
12:30Then it'll only take seven minutes.
12:42So, what are we supposed to do in here anyway?
12:46Talk about our taxes?
12:49At least until you stop pretending you don't like me.
12:56I...
12:57Don't...
12:58Act like you don't feel it either.
13:01I don't mind a pain
13:04And I like to feel...
13:11I can't ask for what to do.
13:15I...
13:16I...
13:18I...
13:18I...
13:20I...
13:21I...
13:23I...
13:23I...
13:23I...
13:24I...
13:25I...
13:32I...
13:33I...
13:33I...
13:33...
13:34I...
13:34You have such big hands.
13:36Everything is proportionate to this body.
13:38Okay.
13:40Sounds really bad.
13:41But do that again.
13:42Better than I dare you...
13:44All right.
13:45All right?
13:45All right...
13:46All right...
13:48I...
13:49Göring, mind me why we do this to ourselves every year.
13:53It's a right of passage.
13:55I'm pretty sure the Camp Evergreen ancestors would rise from their graves...
14:00if we didn't get shit-faced before the kids arrived.
14:05Hey!
14:06You excited to officially be a Camp Evergreen counselor?
14:12Sure.
14:17Okay.
14:19What's up with him?
14:20He's been giving off a little bitch energy all morning.
14:24Why?
14:28Maybe because you and Rhett have been making googly eyes at each other over your pancakes?
14:35You guys haven't exactly been subtle.
14:37But why would that matter to him?
14:40Girl, why do you think?
14:44Good morning, my little upstanding members of society.
14:48Hope you're all well-rested and hydrated,
14:50because campers are coming in just a few hours!
14:58Captain Rhett!
15:00Reporting back for more punishment, sir!
15:02Permission to make your life a living hell, sir!
15:06You guys haven't even been here for an hour.
15:10Just setting the tone early, sir.
15:13Please let this be the year they get abducted by squirrels.
15:18All right, set, set, set, settle down!
15:21My beautiful disasters.
15:24We're off to a great track!
15:34Well, that wasn't in the forecast.
15:37Welcome to Georgia.
15:39Shoot for Sherbert.
15:41I forgot to gas up, Benny.
15:44No.
15:45Sir, not on that ankle.
15:47Noah, Micah, you're up.
15:51Ponchos are by the door.
15:53If you get struck by lightning, don't sue.
15:57No promises.
16:12It's Benny, right?
16:15Benny the Jenny.
16:21So!
16:24He barely talked to me today.
16:29Maybe I didn't have anything to say.
16:45You like him?
16:47I don't know.
16:52I guess we're all just...
16:56...remitting it up.
17:00We should probably get back, right?
17:13Long time to reboot a generator.
17:17Must have needed some serious hands-on attention.
17:28Was that Benny humming?
17:29Or was that just you two?
17:31What is your problem?
17:33No problem.
17:34Just making sure you didn't get electrocuted.
17:37Or something else.
17:38You can be such a dick sometimes.
17:41You know that?
17:42I'm just joking.
17:44Unless you got something to be embarrassed about.
17:46I don't owe you anything, Rhett!
17:47Enough!
17:49Both of you.
17:57Hey, champ.
17:59You okay?
18:02I kissed, Rhett.
18:10Almost kissed Micah tonight.
18:16Oh!
18:17Is he weak?
18:19I was so mad at Rhett.
18:23I hated how smug he was being.
18:26With Micah!
18:28I guess he found out about the kiss with Rhett,
18:30and he was obviously upset about it.
18:33But I just wanted him to say it!
18:35You know?
18:37And when he didn't...
18:39That hurt too.
18:43Gosh, I don't know what that says about me, but...
18:47It says...
18:49He's got two boys that like you,
18:51and a brain that's trying to sabotage both options.
18:56Classic Noah.
18:59You don't have to decide tonight.
19:02No.
19:05But...
19:06I do have to admit...
19:10I like both of them.
19:13Shit.
19:15I like both of them?
19:20You know darn well.
19:21But I called the bottom blank.
19:23Hey, call the right spot.
19:24It turns out.
19:24You know what I mean?
19:26All right!
19:28Everyone, chill!
19:32You know what?
19:33Everyone out.
19:34All of you.
19:35This is our cabin, Noah.
19:37Out!
19:48Hey, are you okay fine
19:55Sounded like you're ready to throw Connor into the lake not in the mood Rhett. I
20:04Just I wanted to say yeah, that I didn't mean to embarrass you. I wasn't embarrassed
20:11Okay, I was pissed
20:14Because I thought we had something real in that shit it was real
20:21That's why I was joking I
20:24Don't know I freak out whenever I care too much
20:29I guess that hasn't changed yeah, well you also haven't learned to shut up so
20:36Classic me right no because classic you would have made me feel like I could trust you afterwards
20:43so
20:44You trust the new guy
20:47More you don't even know him Noah
20:50Well at least I don't leave every conversation with him feeling like an idiot
20:58Cool
21:00Good talk
21:03Damn it
21:07What'd you do I
21:11Hit Noah with a granola bar she kicked us out
21:20One time I threw a ukulele at my brother
21:24missed
21:25Hit my grandma's urn
21:27Ashes everywhere
21:28Wait, really?
21:30Yeah, dead serious
21:32But I ended up writing one of the best songs I've ever written
21:36Sometimes rage makes good music
21:40You ever write?
21:41Uh, just fanfiction
21:44Okay
21:44Okay
21:45That's a start I guess
21:51I'm sorry I hear you was a granola bar
21:55It's okay
21:56I'm sorry I yelled
21:58Head back to the cabin, okay?
22:03Okay
22:06You're good with him
22:08I just talk to him like he's a person
22:10I'm not a kid
22:15I'm not a kid
22:16Well thank you
22:16Sure
22:20Hey, what are you doing later?
22:24Meet me after lights out?
22:27Okay
22:40Starting to think I got stood up
22:43I'm fashionably late
22:44It's a thing
22:47You okay?
22:47You seemed...
22:50Stormy earlier
22:52Pine Ridge brought out the worst in me
22:56So did someone else
22:58It's messy
22:59And it's not like me
23:03I don't know
23:04I kinda like messy now
23:07That was a terrible pick up line
23:09I am pretty terrible at pick up lines
23:15Play me something?
23:17Only if you promise not to fall in love with me
23:19Oh, you should be so lucky
23:34Good morning Evergreen!
23:36What's going on my little mischief makers?
23:39It's time for the annual Camp Evergreen scavenger hunt
23:43We got 30 clues, 3 hours, and one extremely underwhelming trophy
23:49Camp counselor team captains are posted over there
23:59Oh boy
24:01You have got to be kidding me
24:03This should be fun
24:09This is why we're in last place
24:11Where camp legends used to dine beneath the tray that carried tails
24:16Old mess hall
24:17Could also be in the kitchen storage shed
24:20Of course you would say that
24:21We're gonna die out here
24:23Could the two of you please try not to turn every clue into a pissing contest?
24:30Connor, lead the others to the old mess hall
24:32We'll meet you there
24:35Come on guys
24:39Really?
24:41Trusting a Rutledge over us?
24:42Right now?
24:44A thousand percent
24:49What's going on with you, Noah?
24:51With me?
24:52You're the one who thinks because you kiss me once
24:55It gives you some sort of emotional squatter's rights
24:58Wow
25:00Okay
25:02You kiss me too, you know
25:07Yeah, well I...
25:09I guess I just suck at reading red flags
25:24Thanks
25:33Counselors Noah James, Rhett Matthews, Micah Peterson, my office, now
25:41Do you know how many emails I've gotten from parents this week?
25:46None!
25:48Because their kids are too busy taking bets
25:50On which of you is gonna win your little CW off-brand love triangle
25:54So congratulations!
25:57You're famous!
25:58But we didn't start it
26:00No, you just fed it
26:07You're here to set an example
26:09Not be an example of what not to do
26:13Here's what's gonna happen
26:15You're gonna act like a team
26:17Because that's what those kids mean
26:19And if you can't do that
26:21I'll reassign all three of you
26:23I'll be clear
26:27We're good
26:29Now get out of my office
26:36Ha, dude
26:37What?
26:38Doesn't this alpha male shit ever get old?
26:40You think it could take me or what?
26:42You've had a seven year head start and you're still in last place
26:44So I like my odds
26:46Hey, stop!
26:49Did you hear anything Felipe just said?
26:53Grow up!
27:04Good morning, my little songbirds!
27:07We're switching things up today
27:09Counselor Shift Swap
27:11Hey, look alive, people!
27:13Adaptability is a life skill
27:16Noah, Rhett
27:18You're on Rhett duty
27:19Water balloon fight
27:24You take red team
27:25I'll take blue
27:26As long as I get the Rutlers brothers
27:28Your funeral
27:30No friendly fire
27:31You know, you used to be more fun
27:34And you
27:36Used to be less insufferable
27:39I'm evolving
27:42Well, here they come
27:52No
28:12Whistling
28:15Oh
28:17Nice shot
28:26Good
28:30Hey rat
28:33My eyes are up here
28:37Hey, oh no, we need
28:42More water
28:50It was fair play
28:52I took you out
28:53Then I took my girl out
28:57Are you guys like
28:58Officially a thing again?
28:59We're not a thing
29:01We were just working
29:05Let's go lovebirds
29:06And chaos children
29:07It's time
29:08The Campfire Confession
29:13Welcome brave souls
29:15To Campfire Confessions
29:17Here we go
29:19I kissed someone this summer
29:21And I haven't stopped thinking about it since
29:27Spicy
29:29We love a tender, emotionally repressed soul
29:33I'll be right back
29:34I'm gonna go get some air
29:38Next confession
29:43Hey
29:45You okay?
29:47Yeah
29:48Yeah, I just
29:49Needed a minute
29:54Sometimes it's easier to just not say the thing that you want to say
29:59Sometimes it's worse
30:03What are you doing out here?
30:05You're missing Campfire Confessions
30:09I just
30:11Like being wherever you are
30:17You know, it's really hard not to kiss you
30:20When you say things like that
30:24I guess I must be saying all the right things
30:42Oh, John, I better pick up lights
30:45You're doing fine
31:00We'll see
31:06I gotta admit
31:08I've been looking at you ever since I got here
31:12What are you doing?
31:15Just trying to make your day more interesting
31:18I thought you were up limits now
31:23You're doing awfully good today
31:25Oh my god
31:26Shut up
31:46So
31:46I had a kiss last night
31:50Yes
31:51Just making sure it's not something you're regretting
31:58No
32:01But
32:03I do want to do this summer the right way
32:08And not get caught up in all the drama
32:11It did happen
32:13And
32:15It wasn't nothing
32:18Okay
32:20I can definitely work with not nothing
32:26All right, my little doolittles
32:28Listen up
32:29The Camp Evergreen Talent Show is officially on
32:33This is a competition
32:35There will be a trophy
32:37There will be glory
32:39And there will be shame for the losers
32:43Good luck
32:50A musical number
32:52But you guys aren't a band
32:57You rank?
32:58Yes
32:59Yes
33:00Yes
33:01These
33:03Lovely little angels
33:05Have got it into their heads
33:07That they are going to form
33:08A band
33:10And perform a musical act
33:12In four days
33:14Sick, guys
33:16No, don't encourage them
33:20Why not?
33:21That's literally our job
33:23Hey, how about this?
33:25I'll help with the arrangement
33:26And we'll make a band out of them, yeah?
33:29Yeah
33:30That's what I'm talking about
33:32Come on, give me some
33:32Go ahead, go
33:33Fine
33:35Fine
33:43That was...
33:45You guys rocked it
33:49Okay, you guys
33:51Give us one second
33:52If they perform that in front of the camp
33:54They will be eviscerated
33:56Their act is a little ambitious
33:59Maybe we just convinced them to simplify
34:02What?
34:02No
34:03Do you not see them up there?
34:05They had a blast
34:08You know what, James?
34:10I've seen you do more with less
34:11If anyone's going to whip them into shape
34:13It's you
34:15Your call
34:16I'm with you either way
34:17Me too
34:22All right, you little miscreants
34:24Listen up
34:43And then there was one
34:47All the best bands break up right before their first performance
34:59So, how's the solo career going?
35:03I don't want to perform by myself
35:05And you're not going to be alone
35:06Well, I'll be right there supporting you
35:09Even if I screw up?
35:10Especially if you screw it up
35:13Better go get ready
35:22Not bad, Matthews
35:25They are going to love him
35:28For what it's worth
35:32I always knew you could pull off a miracle
35:40Camp Evergreen Talent Show
35:47Let's get this circus started
36:01Up next
36:02All the way from Pine Ridge Cabin
36:04Connor Rutley
36:13I can't define all the feelings in my mind
36:20Take the phone
36:22Goodbye
36:23Tell me you love me
36:25I don't want to play
36:28I don't want to play if you don't
36:29Got the feeling in your eyes
36:33Twenty touchdowns in a row
36:35Don't deserve you in my life
36:39Feels like diamonds
36:41Yesterday we're falling on the ground
36:46Now you want me
36:50I've been found
37:05That performance wasn't half bad
37:07Appreciate it
37:09Connor really stepped up
37:12Yeah
37:13Kids got guts
37:19Takes the right kind of push
37:20To bring that out of the people
37:23Not everybody's good at timing that push though
37:28Is it still about Connor?
37:29I don't know
37:32Maybe I'm just thinking out loud
37:36Why don't you use your words this time, big guy?
37:39Alright
37:42You ever stop to wonder
37:44If she's looking for something that you could never be
37:48You ever stop to wonder that maybe you had your chance
37:50And you missed it?
37:54Some people get caught up
37:57Doesn't mean that they don't care
38:01Caring is not the same as showing up
38:05She's a smart girl
38:08She'll figure it out
38:14Yeah
38:14Yeah
38:15She will
38:23You really came through for Connor tonight
38:26It wasn't about me
38:28It was even about you
38:32You know
38:34You used to look at me like you believed in me
38:40I never stopped
38:53I can't
38:54Noah
38:54I'm sorry
39:03So
39:04Who'd you make out with this time?
39:10Rat
39:12We went on a walk
39:13And it just
39:15Happened
39:16Oof
39:16Rookie mistake
39:18It always starts with a walk
39:20But you know
39:22The second it happened
39:25I didn't want it
39:28It felt forced
39:29Like neither of us wanted it
39:34I don't want to be this girl anymore
39:38You're still figuring it out
39:41That's allowed, you know
39:57Rat
39:58Dated my sister
40:02Hey
40:04You were in love with her
40:11But it was one-sided
40:12So what?
40:15She didn't want you
40:16And then I showed up
40:18And I was close enough
40:20No
40:22It stopped being about her
40:24A long time
40:25But it started there
40:27Red
40:28It is so hard
40:31To stand out
40:32When you've lived in Sierra's orbit
40:34Your entire life
40:39I never meant to make you feel like you were second best
40:56Can I come in?
41:03I've looked up to Sierra
41:05My whole life
41:08And I guess somewhere along the way
41:10I stopped admiring her
41:13And started wanting to be her
41:18And I don't know who I am without chasing her
41:24I know who you are
41:27You're Noah James
41:30Insanely smart
41:32Compassionate
41:34Beautiful
41:37Why are you like this?
41:40I want to be
41:42For you
42:00What are you doing?
42:01Yes
42:06It was beautiful
42:07You did not
42:08Yeah, of course
42:08You got
42:15Meet me after lights out
42:17Again with the mystery meet-ups
42:19You love it
42:20The dark midnight
42:22I'll bring the gummy worms
42:23Oh
42:24Romance isn't dead
42:38Hey
42:39Hey
42:39You good?
42:42No
42:44I lost my necklace
42:47I've looked everywhere
42:49I know it's stupid
42:50Hey
42:51It's not stupid
42:55Let's go find it
43:10Don't worry
43:11We'll find it, okay?
43:12Yo
43:13You guys hunting ghosts
43:14Or
43:14I lost my necklace
43:16Do you need backup?
43:20I know exactly where to look next
43:32There it is
43:37Thanks for helping me find it, guys
43:38Of course
43:40Head back to the cabin, okay?
43:44He's got your flair for the dramatic
43:47I'm starting to think that you're rubbing off on them
43:51I gotta say, you look awfully good tonight
43:53Red, shut up
43:55Red, shut up
43:55Come on
44:08How was your late night rendezvous?
44:10How did you?
44:12How did you...
44:13How did you...
44:17Hey
44:18I am so sorry
44:21It's okay
44:22No
44:22No, actually it's not
44:24I didn't mean to...
44:25No
44:25It's fine
44:27Seriously
44:27You don't owe me anything
44:30It's not that I didn't want to be there
44:32I had to help
44:33Noah
44:34It's okay
44:35I mean it
44:36I mean it
44:37I'm sure whatever you and Rhett
44:39Were doing was way more important
44:44I just thought you were different
45:11This is getting depressing
45:12Operation Reboot
45:14You in?
45:17Jude, where are we going?
45:26No
45:27I should go
45:32Sit down
45:33Both of you
45:51Well
45:51Jude was right
45:53It must have been pretty bad
45:56For the Rutledge brothers
45:57To do all this
45:58And they stepped up
46:00So, you know what?
46:01I dedicate this song
46:02To them
46:16Follow the trees
46:18Through the mountains
46:21And the moonlit starry night
46:25And the moonlit starry night
46:27And the moonlit starry night
46:37And the moonlit starry night
46:37And the moonlit starry night
46:38And the moonlit starry night
46:40And the moonlit starry night
46:42And the moonlit starry night
46:44And the moonlit starry night
46:44And the moonlit starry night
46:45And the moonlit starry night
46:45And the moonlit starry night
46:47And the moonlit starry night
46:47And the moonlit starry night
46:49And the moonlit starry night
46:58you've got a minute
47:02I just wanted to say
47:06I've seen how you are with her
47:08and how she is with you
47:11just
47:12don't screw it up
47:15I don't plan to
47:17good
47:20because when she lets her guard down
47:22it's not just some casual thing
47:24it's like a truss fall from 20 feet up
47:31I'm not going to let her fall
47:36are you trying to steal my hoodie?
47:40I didn't steal it
47:42it migrated
47:44keep it
47:45it already smells like your shampoo anyway
47:49okay
47:49but
47:50if I wear it
47:52start to get all nostalgic and teary
47:55it's on you
47:57I'll take that risk
48:08okay guys
48:09before we get started
48:11I have a little surprise for you all
48:13it better not be another game of strip bullshit
48:17sounds like some poor life decisions were made while I was gone
48:20I'm proud
48:22Sierra
48:27best campfire storyteller goes to Rhett
48:32and finally
48:34this year's
48:35camp evergreen
48:36MVP
48:37goes to a counselor
48:39who started this summer with a chip on her shoulder
48:41and somehow is leaving here
48:43with half of the camp calling her a legend
48:46Noah James
48:48come on down
49:16Q&A
49:18host
49:19I just wanted to say thank you.
49:22For what?
49:23For letting me love you.
49:26You'll always be one of my favorite what ifs.
49:35Hey, what's going on?
49:40I just bought you a little extra summer.
49:44Don't waste it.
49:47You are a lot mushier than people give you credit for.
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