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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world,
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone.
00:22There's no one to know.
00:23A lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in the first day.
01:01You're going off.
01:01You won't work.
01:02You turn on your Touta y ŃĐ°Ń.
01:04You can stay.
01:06You're in all the way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:11Que los forever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:19Que los forever.
01:25Que los forever.
01:30Let's go!
01:58Hey, a golden star, you think you're clever, good God, she took a break, made a mistake, when she made
02:09driver, get lost forever, get lost forever, get lost forever, get lost forever.
02:36Let's go!
02:51I know you're up at night, hunched over your phone like a tree, a darker hill, it's crooked from the
03:05wind that bites.
03:06You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life, you're lost to hope you're relevant, I'm standing
03:19in my light, I'm standing in my light, I'm standing in my light, I'm standing...
03:34You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty fool, you say to scare ya, I know else people do, you
03:43says the real world, I know.
03:45Oh, yeah, oh, in spite of everything, I guess there's just no city.
03:50Oh, nice try.
03:53Now get out of the way.
03:55Good job.
03:56Just take a fucking hit.
03:58I said I'll see you.
03:59You wanna be up.
04:01You wanna be up.
04:02E-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y.
04:06Nice try.
04:08Get out of the way.
04:10You're in our way.
04:11Get lost forever.
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You want to see it?
04:39No, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in the next time?
04:52Yeah.
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
05:03but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:22Thanks, guys.
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:21You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking did it.
07:45And I still beat their ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman?
08:10Sure.
08:11Mr. Landlord?
08:13You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:42Have I hired someone?
08:45A designer?
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you like it.
08:55I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:12No, you come here.
09:33But you know when you're wearing hair?
09:40No...
09:40No...
09:41I'm not sleeping.
09:41No, you don't from king.
09:41No, you're working.
09:45Oh, wow, wow, you think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:15Please don't go.
10:23Please don't go.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:36It's okay.
10:55Oh, it's so close to me.
10:59Think you're okay?
11:09It's you.
11:12It's you and you, okay?
11:16It's you and you.
11:20It's you and you.
11:24It's you.
11:28It's you, okay?
11:30It's you, right?
11:53Oh, God.
11:53Are you...
11:54Oh, God, hold on.
11:58Shh.
12:03What the hell are you doing?
12:22Now the bed's all dirty.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32We'll show it now, okay?
12:57You killed me, Lunder.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08We're at the wait.
13:24I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:43Mm, yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4 a.m. to watch every
13:51game.
13:55I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09Ron's medal?
14:10You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Rosnan.
14:23You're such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we're four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top story
14:55here in Sochi.
14:57What an embarrassing and too embarrassing year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom, Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's
15:09captain.
15:36All in there.
15:37All right, what's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Fanny.
15:42Be nice to you.
15:43You fucking lost to Latvia.
15:44I mean, did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56So you're going to say this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in silver, Fanny, don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:10Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here long.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short-form figure skating.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program, trying together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, I'm fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Fucking hell yeah, he did.
17:21I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:39Hey.
17:46I'm not here
17:47No, I'm not
17:50I saw you up here, I wanted to see how you're doing
17:53Fine, go sit down
17:58We are not anything
18:02Go away, Hollander
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please, go
18:13You didn't answer my text
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text
18:19Now you go
18:22What the fuck?
18:36You need to meet me
18:38Yes, son
19:09You don't have to teach you the discipline in this American League
19:12This is not a game, it's a game
19:14It's a real shame
19:15It's not to prove the hope you showed up in the childhood
19:19Now I play better than when I play
19:23Our team is damaged, the team is not a game
19:26What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it?
19:49What is it? What are you doing?
20:18You need to go to the head of the night,
20:24to meet him with the minister.
20:28Yes. Ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:33Of course, I'm always very proud of you.
20:36Everything is always up to you.
20:39What's going on with you?
20:40He's not in the form.
20:42He's still there, he's still there.
20:46He's still there, he's still there.
20:47In America, it's working well, good, good.
20:51It's too hard.
20:52It's a problem with leadership.
20:56It's always a problem with leadership.
20:59We're too much in this way.
21:04I'm too much talking.
21:07You're my angel.
21:09You're too much talking, especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we're winning, пап.
21:16I'm going to go to the bar.
21:18He's going to need another one.
21:21Look how she's behind you.
21:25From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel.
21:28It would be nice if I could remember it.
21:31I want to drink.
21:33I'm going to have something interesting.
21:52I'm going to have a good time.
21:57I'm going to have a good time.
22:07I'm going to have a good time.
22:11I'm going to have a good time.
22:12I'm going to have a good time.
22:29I'm going to have a good time.
22:54I'm going to have a good time.
22:55I'm going to have a good time.
22:56I think that the team is affected by the team.
23:00I'm going to have a good time.
23:03I'm going to have a good time.
23:06I'm going to have a good time.
23:07I'll have a good time.
23:08I've got a good time.
23:11I'm going to have a good time.
23:13It's a good time.
23:14And then you'll win.
23:15And you'll win.
23:17You'll win team in the way.
23:18And then you'll win.
23:19not that much ŃĐ°ĐœŃŃĐ”.
23:21In the final,
23:22they probably will be San Francisco.
23:25They're well.
23:26But people are too young.
23:27So, you will win the Cup of Xenia in a year earlier than I spoke with your father.
23:36Thank you, I'm not going to sleep.
23:38Tomorrow you should look perfect.
23:41You should look perfect.
23:43You should look perfect.
23:44But you need to meet again.
23:48We'll see you later.
23:51See you later.
23:57Well, what?
24:00How are you in Paris, Sasha?
24:03Oh, it's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:10Clubs?
24:12It's my head.
24:14The girls.
24:15It's just nice.
24:18And boys?
24:20Well, you've seen French boys.
24:24Yeah?
24:32Yeah?
24:33Oh, my God.
24:35I'm nothing.
24:38You don't know how you are.
24:41You don't lie.
24:43You don't lie.
24:43You don't lie.
24:45You don't lie.
24:50Here?
25:10Are you serious?
25:11I don't know.
25:13The danger was earlier caused by you, if your memory doesn't change me.
25:22We are not children, Sash.
25:26Yes, that's right.
25:33Stop it.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere.
25:37What's going on?
25:40No.
25:50Okay.
25:52I'll find a wedding.
25:55Okay.
26:04Okay.
26:04I was happy to see you.
26:24What happened here?
26:26Yeah!
26:27Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:29Yeah!
26:29Yeah!
26:29Yeah!
26:30Yeah!
26:31What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know.
26:32My mom told me to give away.
26:34Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over.
26:40You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule.
26:42You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:46You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no.
26:48Fuck you, Swedish in red.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:53Stop!
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:57Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic birth.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:15Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here, at home, tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:59I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:02So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosenhoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best, probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best, All-Ander.
28:44Okay?
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:49And that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosenhoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02In shots against.
29:03If we had in fights where in stunts.
29:04The captain's beers are obviously they'll tumble.
29:05Yeah.
29:07Front tour.
29:27They'll tumble a motherfucking-up a bunch of revolts.
29:37Well, nice watch.
29:38Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43What are you even doing?
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award...
29:49I was busy.
29:50Was who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
30:00But the most important thing...
30:02is the friends we make along the way.
30:07Hey, before we give out next award,
30:09can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:29And the Lord Tower Award
30:31for most sportsman-like player
30:32goes to...
30:34or Dang Thou Miquel charging.
30:52Hello, gentlemen.
30:54Hey.
30:54Bye.
31:02And we'll be right back in300240.
31:04Hey, yeah.
31:17Well, what?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
32:09I want you to suck my dick.
32:16I want you to suck my filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick.
32:19You will have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:44No.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:53We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring party
32:59after.
33:01And then, when I've been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will maybe, maybe,
33:10do more than just suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:23No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:31Ah.
33:32So being boring is, is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:45If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win...
34:11Good luck coming.
34:13Good luck coming.
34:25Good luck coming.
34:29This is a long time for me.
34:35I hope I've done it.
34:36I'll show you this one.
34:38Let's go.
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:50What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
36:16Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka, at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after.
36:53It's your reward.
36:55I want to see you next time.
36:56I know you're a little drunk.
36:57What?
37:08You're a little drunk.
37:12You're like, I'm hungry.
37:15You're like a Halloween show.
37:16I'm hungry.
37:16You're a little drunk around the house.
37:19You're a little drunk.
37:20You're a little drunk.
37:29Do you want to know how it feels?
37:32How what feels?
37:34Holding the cup.
37:36You fucking asshole.
37:38I can barely describe it.
37:40Oh my God, Hollander.
37:54Fuck.
38:04Are you gonna fuck me?
38:06We will see.
38:10I need...
38:13What?
38:15You know.
38:16Tell me.
38:19You?
38:25I need you.
39:02I need you.
39:26I need you.
39:27So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:44To Russia for the summit?
39:49Oh yes.
39:56Why?
39:58What do you mean why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:06It's...
40:07It's home.
40:09Yeah.
40:11But...
40:12I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:15What do you mean safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you...
40:22Do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah.
40:46Me too, I should have.
40:56So, uh...
40:57I'm off.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:05I...
41:16You...
41:16What?
41:24I don't...
41:26Come.
41:26See you?
41:26Look at him.
41:27Okay.
41:27You look good morning.
41:28You god?
41:29Come.
41:29Come.
41:30Come home.
41:30Come.
41:30Come.
41:30Come home.
41:30You Triumph.
41:32Let's go.
42:30Let's go.
43:01Let's go.
43:31Let's go.
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