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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world,
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone.
00:22There's no one to know.
00:23A lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You born feet up.
01:02Super.
01:04You couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:11Que los forever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:19Que los forever.
01:20Que los forever.
01:27Que los forever.
01:29Let's go!
01:59A golden star
02:00You think you're clever
02:03Good God
02:04She took a break
02:06Made a mistake
02:07When she made driver
02:11Get lost forever
02:15Get lost forever
02:19Get lost forever
02:20You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:27Cool if you wanna put me
02:29Well, come on, flying back out on the ice for Boston
02:32Tomorrow, this is fine
02:34You're gonna have to get lost in the game
02:35That's it for you
02:38This box is on the same thing, turn it off
02:40But, you know, I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:43Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:48I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:51I know
02:53You're up at night
02:56Hunched over your phone like
02:58A tree
03:00A darker hill
03:02It's crooked from the wind that bites
03:07You say
03:08You're lost to see
03:11You're lost to see
03:11Call the power in your light
03:14You're lost to be relevant
03:18I'm standing in my light
03:21You're standing in my light
03:24You're standing in my light
03:26You're sta-
03:30Ch bang
03:33417
03:34732
03:34A
03:3440
03:35$ и
03:5545
03:56Just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll see ya
03:59You wanna be ya
04:00Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya
04:06Nice try
04:07Get out with it
04:09You're in our way
04:11Get lost forever
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight
04:26I'm gonna fucking back
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy
04:31I fucking mean what I mean
04:32You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see it?
04:39Uh, no thanks
04:40Honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else
04:45I'm not even that weird
04:47Whatever you need, Captain
04:49Hey, Hollander
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:52Yeah
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
05:12He had a hat trick last week
05:13And he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
05:15Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17Nah, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
05:19Thanks guys
05:19Hmm
05:20Hmm
05:20Hmm
05:21Hmm
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:21You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking did it.
07:45And I still beat their ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman?
08:10Sure.
08:11Mr. Landlord?
08:14You asked.
08:14No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:45A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:14No, you come here.
09:25No, you come here.
09:33No, you come here.
09:36You don't want it?
09:36You don't want it.
09:45Oh, wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:15Please don't go.
10:23Please don't go.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:36It's okay.
10:54Oh, seriously.
10:59You think you're okay?
11:08It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:14Okay.
11:16It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:28It's you.
11:29It's you, man.
11:30It's you.
11:54bounty
11:55Oh, God, I wonder.
12:22Now the bed's all dirty.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32I will show it now, okay?
12:57You killed me, Linder.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:07We're at the wait.
13:11We're at the wait.
13:23I should go.
13:26I should go.
13:40I'll be there in Russia.
13:44Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is starting to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09Ron's medal?
14:10I fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you cum hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself or else not.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already
14:54a big contender for Top Story here in South Korea.
14:57What an embarrassing and embarrassing year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rozanov,
15:07chosen as his country's captain.
15:24I love for me.
15:27The car encore endormi.
15:36All in there.
15:37What's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck.
15:40Can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Fanny.
15:42Be nice.
15:43They fucking lost Latvia.
15:44I mean, did you see that game?
15:45Yeah.
15:45It was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Roz say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me.
15:52That's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56See what I say this year, baby?
15:57We're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in silver, Vani.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:10Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah.
16:11Probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here long.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for them.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like, hey, here's
16:37me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:42I mean, we will basically train people to do the same thing as they want.
16:50You never think that they are too late.태's
17:03sharp. Who's
17:07good at the hand? Some buddies,
17:11somebody might be married. I mean,
17:12what it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be amazing. And then,
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:12Please.
18:12Go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:22What?
18:23Fuck.
18:37You need to meet me.
18:38Yes, my father.
18:41The minister still wants to meet you today,
18:45regardless of what you want.
18:48This is my honor.
18:50You must be proud of my honor.
18:52After yesterday,
18:55you won...
18:58...Latvian.
18:59...Latvian.
19:01And he still does.
19:03How did you do it?
19:04Is it not sad?
19:06Not sad, my father.
19:07Well, not so.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a shame.
19:14It's not a shame.
19:16It's not a shame.
19:16It's not a shame you showed up in childhood.
19:20I'm playing better than when I was born.
19:23Our team is injured.
19:25The team is not a game.
19:26It's a game?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it?
19:31You, captain, you make them a game.
19:34You, captain, you always want to find someone who is guilty.
19:36From childhood.
19:42Who is it to you?
19:46Your mother?
19:47She can't do this.
19:49What do you want to do?
19:53What's your mother?
19:56You, my mother...
19:58...
20:00...
20:02...
20:02...
20:03...
20:04...
20:04...
20:05...
20:07...
20:07Where do you go, Polina?
20:10In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17We need to go.
20:20In the middle of the evening.
20:24To meet with the minister.
20:28Yes.
20:30Ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:33Of course, I am the most of you.
20:35You always have to sit down.
20:38You always have to sit down.
20:39What are you doing?
20:40He was not in the form.
20:42He will stay.
20:44He needs to rest.
20:46He will be in the US.
20:48He will be able to work.
20:49Good, good.
20:51Too good.
20:52Too good.
20:52Too bad.
20:52Too bad.
20:54Too bad.
20:55Too bad.
20:56Too bad.
20:57Too bad.
20:58Goldcracker.
20:59Too bad.
21:04At least not too bad.
21:07Too bad.
21:09You've got to talk.
21:11particularly when travel is a matter of.
21:13Only when we win, Dad.
21:16I'll take a bar, and he'll give you a little more.
21:21Look how she's got him.
21:24From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel. It would be nice if I remember this.
21:31I want to drink.
21:33I want to drink something interesting.
21:52It's been a long time, and I...
21:57It's been a long time, Sasha.
22:05I think you've played well.
22:07I've always said thank you, but I know that you're not looking for any other games.
22:10For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey,
22:14you're not looking for this to avoid.
22:16I sometimes blame you for me.
22:19When I see what it's worth, I blame you for me for me.
22:23In any case, it doesn't mean for you.
22:25It doesn't mean for you.
22:27Why did you do that?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And I don't care about these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:42Really?
22:42Yes, really.
22:44The Huntry and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46The New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think that in this year you'll win this year.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yes, in this year.
22:55Because I think that Midtke is traumatized.
23:00Where do you know everything?
23:02On the extra sense.
23:04Yeah, with the Travmier of an abertarum, you won't go away.
23:07You can't go there with the team.
23:08What did you do here for the team?
23:09They pretty well showed you.
23:11Dush it.
23:13This is the Vostok.
23:14And then you'll be able to win.
23:15You'll be able to win whoever you want in the West.
23:18And Chicago, not even before.
23:21In the final, well, it will be San Francisco.
23:24And they're good, but too young.
23:28So, you will win the Coupe Xenia for a year ago than I was talking about with her.
23:36Thank you, I'm not going to sleep.
23:38Tomorrow you should look ideal.
23:41You should look ideal.
23:43Right, but you need to agree with us.
23:48We'll see you later.
23:51Bye-bye.
23:57Well, that's it.
24:00How are you, Sasha?
24:04Oh, it's cool.
24:07I just love this place.
24:10The clubs, the head.
24:14The girls, it's just nice.
24:18And boys...
24:20Well, you've seen the French boys.
24:24I don't know.
24:26Yeah, Ilya?
24:32Oh, my God.
24:34I don't know anything.
24:37You don't know how you are.
24:41You don't lie.
24:43You don't flirt in the answer.
24:46I don't know anything.
24:50Rаньше,
24:51тебе было веселее.
24:57Будешь.
25:08И...
25:10Серьезно?
25:12Опасность раньше возбуждала тебе.
25:16Если память о меня не изменяет.
25:21Мы жены дети, Саша.
25:25Да.
25:28Да.
25:29Это точно.
25:33Прекрати.
25:35Ладно.
25:36Поехали куда-нибудь.
25:40Нет.
25:49Ладно.
25:51Я найду вечеринку.
25:56Окей.
26:03Пока, Илья.
26:06Был рад тебя видеть.
26:25Что случилось?
26:27Был рад и д hide.
26:29Маля.
26:30Два сход у них.
26:30Был рад.
26:32Не знаю, но дוא я под Smash sem honorary годы.
26:35На з呀-д!
26:36Have a good one, Eddie.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over.
26:40You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule.
26:42You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:46You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no, fuck you, Swedish in bread.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:53Stop it.
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:57Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside.
27:00As we speak, you know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03And Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic berth.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:27I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here, at home, tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:34You hate Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best all-hander.
28:44Yeah.
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking Rochelle.
28:49And that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Julia Rosanoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02He shows kids.
29:03Obviously, the captain of the world.
29:35Well, nice watch.
29:38Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Eh, 25 seconds.
29:43What were you even doing?
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award.
29:49I was busy.
29:50Was who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hawke.
29:59But the most important thing.
30:02Is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine.
30:16But hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:26No chance.
30:30And the Lord Talon Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
31:02I'll text them to you.
31:14well
31:19what what the fuck do you want rosenoff you haven't answered a text from me in like six months
31:26you won't even acknowledge i exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and then it's for
31:29some fucking clown show so yeah what the fuck do you actually want from me well
31:41i want you to suck my dick oh fuck you you are unbelievable you suck my dick
32:01maybe yes nicely
32:09please
32:14if you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick
32:19you will have to ask nicer than that
32:24please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor
32:30and suck my dick
32:33please
32:44no
32:48what
32:50no
32:53we'll go back to our seats
32:55watch the rest of this boring show and then go to boring party after
33:01and then when i've been waiting all night you'll come back to my hotel room and i will maybe
33:10maybe do more than just suck your dick
33:15when did your english get so good
33:19i uh i read the new yorker now really no the new yorker is boring
33:28my dad loves it
33:30ah
33:32so being boring is
33:33is genetic
33:34wow
33:36genetic
33:42let's make a deal
33:44if you win mvp tonight i will blow you
33:47fuck you
33:48whatever you want
33:52and if you win
34:11good luck coming
34:12good luck coming
34:12i will be
34:14good luck
34:21so
34:27oh
34:29thank you
34:39i am
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:22You're such an asshole.
35:48You're such an asshole.
35:50What?
35:52Just a lot of windows.
36:16Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me. I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander. I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after. It's your reward.
37:29Do you want to know how it feels?
37:32How it feels?
37:34Holding the cup.
37:36You fucking asshole.
37:38I can barely describe it. Oh my God, Hollander.
37:54Fuck.
37:59Fuck.
38:04Are you going to fuck me?
38:06We will see.
38:10I need...
38:13What?
38:14You know.
38:16Tell me.
38:19You.
38:25I need you.
38:43I need you.
38:47I need you.
38:50I need...
39:04I need you.
39:26So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:45To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh yes.
39:56Why?
39:59What do you mean why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to, it's, it's home.
40:10Yeah, but I don't know, is it safe?
40:16What do you mean safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you, do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:44Oh, yeah, me too, I should have.
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
41:00Goodbye Hollander.
41:01I don't know.
41:02I don't know.
41:05I don't know.
41:06I don't know.
41:08I don't know.
41:18I don't know.
41:22Let's go.
42:20Let's go.
42:51Let's go.
43:20Let's go.
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