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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world,
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone.
00:22There's no one to know.
00:23A lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in your way.
01:01You want to see that?
01:03Super!
01:04You can't stay.
01:06You're in your way.
01:08You want to see that?
01:15You can't stay.
01:22You're in our way.
01:24You're in your way.
01:29Let's go!
01:59A golden star
02:00You think you're clever
02:03Good God
02:04She took a break
02:06Made a mistake
02:07When she made driver
02:11Get lost forever
02:15Get lost forever
02:19Get lost forever
02:20You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:27Cool if you wanna put me
02:29Well, come on, flying back out on the ice for Boston
02:32Tomorrow, this is fine
02:34You're gonna have to get lost in the game
02:35I'm gonna have to get lost in the game
02:37I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:40I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:43Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:48I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:51I know
02:53I know
02:53You're up at night
02:56Hunched over your phone like
02:58A tree
03:00A darker hill
03:02It's crooked from the wind that bites
03:07You say
03:08You're lost to see
03:11You're lost to see
03:11Call the power in your light
03:14You're lost to be relevant
03:18I'm standing in my light
03:21You're standing in my light
03:25You're standing in my light
03:26You're sta-
03:35You're lost
03:38You're lost
03:43You'remad
03:45I overhear
03:55You know
03:56Just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll see ya
03:59You wanna be ya
04:00Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya
04:06Nice try
04:07Get out with it
04:09You're in our way
04:11Get lost forever
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight
04:26I'm gonna fucking back
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy
04:31I fucking mean what I mean
04:32You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see it?
04:39Uh, no thanks
04:40Honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else
04:45I'm not even that weird
04:47Whatever you need, Captain
04:49Hey, Hollander
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:52Yeah
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
05:12He had a hat trick last week
05:13And he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
05:15Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17Nah, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
05:19Thanks guys
05:19Mm-hmm
05:20Mm-hmm
05:21Mm-hmm
05:22Mm-hmm
05:23Mm-hmm
05:25Mm-hmm
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:21You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking did it.
07:45And I still beat their ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09You asked.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor.
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:44A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you like it.
08:55I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:57I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:22You still won't?
09:25You still won't.
09:33Don't put it in your feet.
09:44Don't put it in your feet.
09:45Oh, wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
09:50I'm going to be out of this.
09:53I don't know.
09:54I don't want to take you.
09:59Where were you?
10:07Where were you?
10:15Please don't go
10:23Please don't go
10:26Oh, my God.
10:30Stay right here
10:36He's okay.
10:38Stay right here.
10:46Stay right here
10:50Oh, my God.
10:58Is he okay?
11:08It's you
11:12It's you
11:13Okay
11:14It's you
11:20It's you
11:23It's you
11:27It's you
11:53It's you
11:55Oh, God
11:56Oh, God
11:57Oh, God
12:00Oh, God
12:04Oh, God
12:13Oh, God
12:15Oh, God
12:16Oh, God
12:38Oh, God
12:44Oh, God
12:46Oh, God
13:02Oh, God
13:08We're to wait
13:09We're to wait
13:10We're to wait
13:34To see each other
13:35Oh, God
13:39Oh, God
13:40Oh, God
13:42Oh, God
13:49Oh, God
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched
14:06I've been dreaming about it
14:06My whole life
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09Ron's medal
14:11You fucking wish, dude
14:16Hey, uh
14:17Hey, uh
14:17Remember when I made you cum
14:18He was free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, bro
14:21It's not
14:23Such a good drink
14:25Your cab is definitely here
14:37Bye
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast
14:49For the first period, we're four days into this year's Winter Games
14:53And there's already a contender for Top Story here in Sochi, Russia
14:57What an embarrassing end to an embarrassing year for the Russian men's hockey team
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice
15:04And especially for the young phenom Ilya Rozenov
15:07Chosen as his country's captain
15:23A cigar
15:24A la fornit
15:27The car encore
15:31Endormi
15:36All in there, what's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys
15:39Hey
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Fanny
15:42Be nice, they fucking lost Latvia
15:43I mean, did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show
15:46A debacle
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know
15:51Nothing to me
15:51That's for sure
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag
15:55Uh-uh
15:56Excuse me, this year, baby
15:57We're fucking coming for you
15:58Okay
15:58Trust me
15:58You look great in silver, Vani
16:00Don't even stress
16:00Oh, good one
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes
16:06Yes, it does
16:08Is it black mold?
16:10Because that's what JJ thinks it is
16:11Yeah, you're probably right
16:12The good news is
16:13We're not gonna be here long
16:14Alright, so tonight we can do the men's short-form figure skating
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program
16:17We train together
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for them
16:22Hell yeah, man
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay
16:32I mean
16:33Fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this
16:35And be like
16:36Hey, here's me
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man
16:42I'm gonna be here
16:43I'm gonna be here
16:46I'm gonna be here
16:49I'm gonna be here
16:53I'm gonna be here
16:54I'm gonna be here
16:56I'm gonna be here
16:58I'm gonna be here
17:05I'm gonna be here
17:07I'm gonna be here
17:08I'm gonna be here
17:09I'm gonna be here
17:11I'm gonna be here
17:12I'm gonna be here
17:12I'm gonna be here
17:12I'm gonna be here
17:12I'm gonna be here
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:12Please.
18:12Go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:22What?
18:23Fuck.
18:37You need to meet me.
18:38Yes, my father.
18:41The minister still wants to meet you today,
18:45regardless of what you want.
18:48This is my honor.
18:50You must be proud of my honor.
18:52After yesterday,
18:55you won...
18:58...Latvian.
18:59...Latvian.
19:01And he still does.
19:03How did you do it?
19:04Is it not sad?
19:06Not sad, my father.
19:07Well, not so.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a shame.
19:14It's not a shame.
19:16It's not a shame.
19:16It's not a shame you showed up in childhood.
19:20I'm playing better than when I was born.
19:23Our team is injured.
19:25The team is not a game.
19:26It's a game?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it?
19:31You, captain, you make them a game.
19:34You, captain, you always want to find someone who is guilty.
19:36From childhood.
19:42Who is it to you?
19:46Your mother?
19:47She can't do this.
19:49What do you do?
19:52No, my mother...
19:56...
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20:17We need to go to the table in the evening,
20:24so he could meet with the minister.
20:28Yes. Ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:33Of course, I'm always the same.
20:36Everything is always up to the military.
20:38But what's going on?
20:40No, he wasn't in the form.
20:42He's still in the air.
20:45He's still in the air.
20:47He's still in the United States.
20:48He's still in the air.
20:49Good, good.
20:51It's too good.
20:52It's always a problem.
20:56It's always a problem.
20:58It's a leader.
20:59He's still in the air.
21:02I'm too nervous.
21:05I'm too much talking.
21:08He's still in the air.
21:09He's still in the air.
21:11He's still in the air.
21:11He's still in the air.
21:11Especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we're winning, ΠΏΠ°ΠΏΠ°.
21:16I'm going to buy a bar.
21:18He's still in the air.
21:19He's still in the air.
21:21Look how she's in the air.
21:25From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel.
21:28It would be nice if you'd remember it.
21:31I want to drink.
21:33I don't want to drink.
21:34Nice year.
21:52Dovninkya, yeah.
21:58Dovninkya, Sasha.
22:04I think you played well.
22:07I would like to say thank you, but I know that you're not looking for any other games.
22:11For the people who have been a son of a coach for hockey, you should avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame you for me.
22:19When I see what I'm doing, I blame you for me.
22:22In any case, it doesn't have any meaning for you.
22:26It doesn't have? Why did you do that?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool, who will be in any case.
22:31He will kill you. You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And no matter how crazy games have you, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:42Really?
22:42Yes, really. Huntry and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think that in this year you'll be able to win in Montreal.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yes, in this year.
22:55Because I think that Midtke is traumatized.
23:00I think that you've been a tough one.
23:02On the extra sense.
23:04And with my friends, you'll never go through that.
23:07You've never been to the team.
23:08You've been to the team.
23:11You've been to the team.
23:12You've been to the team.
23:14You've been to the team.
23:15You've been to the team.
23:18Chicago, not so much earlier,
23:21in the final, most likely, will be San Francisco.
23:24And they are good, but too young.
23:28So you won the Coupe Xenia for a year earlier than I played with Satsun.
23:36No, thank you, I'm not going to sleep.
23:38Tomorrow you should look ideal.
23:41You should look ideal.
23:43Right, but you need to agree.
23:48We'll see you later.
23:49We'll see you later.
23:51Bye, Papua.
23:59Well, that's how it's been, Sash.
24:04There's a great place.
24:06I just love this place.
24:10The club, the head of the club,
24:14the girls, just the realness.
24:16Oh, boy. Well, you've seen French people. Yeah, Elia?
24:28Oh, my God. You don't know anything. You don't know anything.
24:40You don't know anything. You don't know anything.
24:45You're a bit more fun.
24:53Elia?
25:08ΠΠ΄Π΅ΡΡ? Π‘Π΅ΡΡΡΠ·Π½ΠΎ?
25:13The danger that you had earlier. If your memory doesn't change me.
25:22We're the children, Sash.
25:26Yes. That's right.
25:33Let's stop.
25:35Okay. Let's go somewhere else.
25:39Let's go somewhere else.
25:54Okay.
25:57Okay.
26:03Okay.
26:23Okay.
26:25What happens here?
26:27Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:29Just put them down. What am I supposed to do?
26:31I don't know. My mom told me to get by.
26:34Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay. Playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule. You just make that up.
26:43Oh, Hollander. Is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no. Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:53Stop it.
26:55Boys, it's starting.
26:57Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
27:03Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic birth.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:15Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look.
27:20I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here.
27:40At home.
27:41Tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:59I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:28I can't believe that asshole is about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosenhoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But.
28:38He's very good at hockey.
28:40The best probably.
28:41Eh.
28:42No.
28:42You're the fucking best all ender.
28:44Yeah.
28:44Okay.
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:49And that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Julia Rosenhoff.
28:57Ah.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02In shots he ends.
29:03And obviously.
29:04the people in the San Francisco.
29:07Metrename Levin.
29:09Awesome.
29:12Woo.
29:13Woo.
29:15Woo.
29:18Woo.
29:19Woo.
29:19Woo.
29:22Woo.
29:29Woo.
29:37Well, nice watch.
29:38Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43Or even doing.
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award.
29:49I was busy.
29:50That's who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hawking.
29:59But the most important thing is the friends we make along the way.
30:07Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:29And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
31:14Oh, my God.
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick. Oh fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
32:01Maybe ask nicely.
32:09Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick
32:18you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor
32:30and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:44No.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:53We will go back to our seats.
32:55Watch the rest of this boring show.
32:57And then go to boring party after.
33:01And then when I've been waiting all night.
33:04You'll come back to my hotel room.
33:07And I will maybe.
33:09Maybe.
33:11Do more than just suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I read the New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:24No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:30Ah.
33:32So being boring is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you.
33:47Fuck you.
33:48Whatever you want.
33:52And if you win.
34:11Good luck coming.
34:13Good luck coming.
34:33Good luck.
34:36Good luck.
34:58Good luck.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:37Good luck.
35:50What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
36:16Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:26Good luck.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No.
36:51No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after.
36:53It's your reward.
36:55I know.
36:56No.
37:00No.
37:15No.
37:16No.
37:16No.
37:17No.
37:20No.
37:29do you want to know how it feels
37:32how it feels
37:34holding the cup
37:36you fucking asshole
37:38I can barely describe it
37:40oh my god Hollander
37:54fuck
38:04are you gonna fuck me?
38:06we will see
38:10I need
38:13what?
38:14you know
38:15tell me
38:19you
38:25I need you
38:51I need you
38:52I need you
39:08I need you
39:14I need you
39:15I need you
39:16I need you
39:26So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia, for the summit?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:56Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:06It's home.
40:09Yeah, but I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean, safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, you too, I should have.
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:30Let's go.
42:00Let's go.
42:31Let's go.
43:00Let's go.
43:30Let's go.
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