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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world,
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone.
00:22There's no one to know.
00:23A lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You're born to the suit that you couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:11Que los forever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:19Que los forever.
01:23You think I'm pretty
01:30Let's go!
01:50Let's go!
01:55Good job!
01:57Give you a hand
01:58A golden star
02:00You think you're clever
02:02Good God
02:04She took a break
02:06Made a mistake
02:07When she made driver
02:11Get lost forever
02:15Get lost forever
02:19Get lost forever
02:24You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:28Who if you wanna take me
02:29Well, come on, flying back out on the ice for Boston
02:32Tomorrow I'll be the fire
02:33I'm gonna have you lost the game tonight
02:35I'm gonna have you lost the game tonight
02:36I'm gonna have you magic things
02:37I hope you're gonna get out of the zone
02:40I really hope you're gonna get out of the zone
02:44Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out of the zone
02:47I really hope you're gonna get out of the zone
02:51I know you're up at night
02:56Hunched over your phone like
02:58A tree, a darker hill
03:02It's crooked from the wind that bites
03:06You say
03:08You're lost to see
03:11Call the power in your light
03:14You're lost to hope you're relevant
03:18I'm standing in my light
03:21You're standing in my light
03:25You're standing in my light
03:26You're standing in my light
03:35You're sta-
03:36You're pretty
03:36You think I'm pretty
03:38You think I'm pretty cool
03:39You say you're scary
03:40I know most people do
03:43You say it's the real world
03:44Honey, honey
03:46In spite of everything
03:48I guess there's just no city to it
03:50Nice try
03:52Knock it out the way
03:54Good job
03:56Just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll see you
03:59You want to be you
04:00You want to be ya
04:02Ya-Ya-Ya-Ya-Ya-Ya-Ya-Ya
04:06Nice try
04:08Get out of the way
04:09You're in our way
04:11Get lost forever
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You want to see it?
04:39No, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in the next time?
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
05:03but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat trick last week,
05:13and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:19Hey, man.
05:24Here we go.
05:29All right.
05:32Thanks.
05:36I'm sorry.
05:38I'm sorry.
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:03No, never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:21You will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking did it.
07:45And I still beat their ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:14No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:45A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:17No, you.
09:22It's the one.
09:33Don't worry, it will fit.
09:45Oh, wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
09:53Oh, wow.
09:59Where were you?
10:07Where were you?
10:15Please don't go.
10:24Please don't go.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:30Stay right here.
10:37He's okay.
10:54He's okay.
10:58He's okay.
11:01He's okay.
11:03He's okay.
11:16He's okay.
11:18He's okay.
11:20He's okay.
11:21It's you.
11:21...
11:28...
11:29...
11:30All right.
11:53Are you...
11:55Oh, God, hold on.
12:06Oh, God, hold on.
12:20Now the bed's all dirty.
12:25What?
12:26Shut up.
12:31I will shower now, okay?
12:35Stay alive.
12:44Stay alive.
12:49Stay alive.
12:52Stay alive.
12:52Stay alive.
12:53Stay alive.
12:56Stay alive.
12:59Stay alive.
13:00I am dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08We're to wait.
13:24I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:42Mm, yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4 a.m. to watch every
13:51game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows?
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08I don't even know what.
14:09What's wrong with that all?
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Rosno.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:36Bye.
14:40Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:53and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi.
14:57What an embarrassing and embarrassing year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice,
15:04and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff,
15:07chosen as his country's captain.
15:36All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
15:37No. Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Fonny.
15:42Be nice to fucking last to Latvia.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56So you say this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in Silver, Fonny. Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah, you're probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here long.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We're training together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, I'd fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:48No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:53We'll see Tom.
17:58We...
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:12Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:23Fuck.
18:36You need to meet him.
18:38Yes, father.
18:41Minister still wants to meet you today evening, regardless of what you are doing.
18:48This is my honor.
18:49You have to be proud of your last year.
18:52After yesterday, you won...
18:58Lattie.
18:59Lattie.
19:01And he is still alive.
19:03How did you do it?
19:05It's not sad.
19:07Well, not so.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a game.
19:14It's a real shame.
19:15It's a real shame that you showed up in childhood.
19:20Now I play better than ever.
19:23Our team is damaged.
19:25The team is not played.
19:26It's played?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it played?
19:31You, captain, you make them played.
19:34You always find someone who is guilty from childhood.
19:42Who is that?
19:46It's your mother?
19:47Then you can't do it.
19:53You don't know what you had to do.
19:56Mom died.
20:00You don't remember it?
20:03I have seen you here in your house.
20:07Where's Polina?
20:10In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17We need to go.
20:20In the evening.
20:24To meet the minister.
20:28Yes.
20:30Ready?
20:31Go get it.
20:34Yes, I have noticed it in the equal world.
20:36Everything is working along.
20:38I was picking up by the incumbent.
20:39What about you?
20:40Well, now you've shared something.
20:42Well, you can't tell me.
20:44Never mind.
20:45Not yet.
20:46He is staying home.
20:47You get people in America, you get better, you get better.
20:51It's a goodatry.
20:53It's a goodatry.
20:56It's always a problem.
20:56It's always a problem.
20:58It's a badatry.
21:05You're too much talking about.
21:08You're too much talking about.
21:11Especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we win, Dad.
21:16I'm going to go to a bar, and he's going to need another one.
21:21Look how she's behind you.
21:24From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel.
21:28It would be nice if I remember this.
21:31I want to drink.
21:33I want to drink.
21:34I want to drink something more interesting.
21:52There's Ninkia.
21:57It's been a long time ago, Sasha.
22:05I think you played well.
22:07I've always said thank you, but I know that you're not looking for any other games.
22:11You're not looking for any other games.
22:14You're not looking for any other games.
22:16You're not looking for any other games.
22:20You're not looking for any other games.
22:23You're not looking for any other games.
22:25You're not looking for any other games.
22:28You're not looking for any other games.
22:32I have nothing to do with a guy.
22:36You're a coward.
22:38These games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:42Is it true?
22:42Yes, it is true.
22:44The Hunt and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46The New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think that in this year you will win Montreal.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yes, in this year.
22:55Because I think that Midtke is traumatized.
23:00Why do you know everything?
23:02On the extra sense.
23:04Well, you can't get a bit of a bad guy.
23:07You can't get a bad guy.
23:09You can't get a bad guy.
23:12You can't get a bad guy.
23:14You can get a bad guy.
23:15You can get a bad guy.
23:18You can get a bad guy.
23:19You can get a bad guy.
23:19In Chicago, not that early.
23:21In the final, it will be San Francisco.
23:24They are good, but too young.
23:28So you won't win the Cubs in the year before I was at home.
23:36No, thank you, I'm not going to sleep in the morning.
23:39You need to look good at all.
23:41You always look good at all.
23:43But you need to agree with us.
23:48We'll see you in the morning.
23:50Bye.
23:51See you later.
23:57Well, that's the prize, Sasha.
24:03Wow, it's cool. I just love this place.
24:10Clubs, my head.
24:14Degushki, it's just nice.
24:18And boys?
24:20Well, you've seen French boys.
24:25Right, Elia?
24:32Oh, my God.
24:34I don't know anything.
24:37You don't have a cocaine,
24:41you don't fool you,
24:44you don't flirt in the answer.
24:46And, um...
24:50...Раньше...
24:51...ты было веселее.
24:57...Будешь.
25:08Здесь?
25:10Sерьёзно?
25:13The danger was earlier caused by you.
25:16If your memory doesn't change me...
25:22We are not children, Sash.
25:26Yes.
25:28That's right.
25:33Stop it.
25:35Okay. Let's go somewhere.
25:37What is it?
25:40No.
25:50Okay.
25:52I'll find a wedding.
25:55Okay.
26:04Okay.
26:04I was happy to see you.
26:25What happened here?
26:26Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
26:30What am I supposed to do?
26:32I don't know. My mom told me to get away.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay. Playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule. You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:47You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no. Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:53Stop it.
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:57Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:01You know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
27:03Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11Ooh!
27:12He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here.
27:40At home.
27:41Tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there,
27:47but I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:28I can't believe that asshole is about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:34You hate Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But, he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best all-hander.
28:44Yeah.
28:44Okay?
28:44Not that animal.
28:46Shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:49And that is that.
28:51The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosanoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in blocked shots.
29:02In shots he ends.
29:03Rob is late.
29:07That's it, Lilia!
29:12Woo!
29:13Woo!
29:15Woo!
29:16Woo!
29:17Woo!
29:17Woo!
29:19Woo!
29:22Woo!
29:22лан
29:25covers.
29:37Well, nice watch.
29:38Didn't they give this to you for free, or what?
29:40Where the f*** were you, Ronnie?
29:415 seconds.
29:42Let've 25 seconds.
29:43How are you even doing?
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award...
29:49I was busy.
29:50Mrs. His oficial solo...
29:51Ilya Rosanoff, and Shane Hallmark.
29:59But the most important thing...
30:02is the friends we make along the way.
30:07Hey, before we give out next award,
30:09can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on, when will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:15Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great. Give me your number, I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:29And the Lord Talon Award for Most Sportsmanlike Player goes to...
31:14Well...
31:18What?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in, like, six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist
31:27unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you.
31:44You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
32:00Maybe as nicely.
32:07Huh?
32:09Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees
32:16on this filthy bathroom floor
32:17and suck your dick,
32:19you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees
32:27on this filthy bathroom floor
32:30and suck my dick.
32:32Please.
32:44No.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:53We'll go back to our seats,
32:55watch the rest of this boring show
32:57and then go to boring party after.
33:01And then,
33:02when you have been waiting all night,
33:04you'll come back to my hotel room
33:07and I will maybe,
33:10maybe,
33:10do more than just suck your dick.
33:15when did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh,
33:20I read the New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:24No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:29Oh.
33:31So being boring is,
33:33is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:44if you win MVP tonight,
33:46I will blow you,
33:47fuck you,
33:48whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
34:11Good luck coming.
34:13Good luck coming.
34:14Good luck.
34:25Good luck.
34:26I'll be here.
34:28Good luck.
34:29I'm in this position.
34:32I'll show you.
34:36I'll show you.
34:38Oh.
34:40Oh.
34:42Oh.
34:44Oh.
34:44Oh.
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:39You're such an asshole.
35:52You're such an asshole.
36:16You're such an asshole.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:40You're such an asshole.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after.
36:53It's your reward.
37:21So, let's go.
37:29Do you want to know how it feels?
37:32How what feels?
37:34Holding the cup.
37:36You fucking asshole.
37:38I can barely describe it.
37:40Oh my God, Hollander.
37:54Fuck.
38:03Are you gonna fuck me?
38:06We will see.
38:10I need...
38:13What?
38:15You know.
38:16Tell me.
38:19You?
38:25I need you.
39:07I need you.
39:26I need you.
39:27So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:45To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh yes.
39:56Why?
39:58What do you mean why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:06It's...
40:07It's home.
40:09Yeah.
40:11But...
40:12I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you...
40:22Do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah.
40:46You too, I should have.
40:56So, uh...
40:57I'm off.
40:59Goodbye, Hollander.
41:01I think you are old.
41:03Bye.
41:04Bye.
41:13Bye.
41:15Bye.
41:18Bye.
41:22Bye.
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