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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world,
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone.
00:22There's no one to know.
00:23A lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You're born feet up.
01:02Super.
01:04You couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:12Que los forever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:19Que los forever.
01:24You think I'm pretty.
01:30Let's go.
01:54Good job, give you an A, a golden star.
02:00You think you're clever, good God.
02:04She took a break, made a mistake.
02:08When she made me drive, get lost forever.
02:15Get lost forever.
02:19Get lost forever.
02:24You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty.
02:28You think you're cool if you wanna fuck me.
02:30Well, come on, flying back out on the ice for Boston.
02:32Come on, I'll do the fire.
02:34You're gonna have to get lost in the game tonight.
02:35That's a big problem.
02:36I gave you magic things.
02:38I hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:41I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:43Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:48I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:51I know you're up at night, hunched over your phone like a tree, a darker hill.
03:03It's crooked from the wind that bites.
03:06You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life.
03:15You're washed up irrelevant.
03:18I'm standing in my light.
03:22You're standing in my light.
03:25I know you're gonna get out soon.
03:25You're sta-
03:31Ah...
03:35You think I'm pretty?
03:37You think I'm pretty cool?
03:39You say you're scared y'all.
03:40And most people do.
03:43This is the real world, honey.
03:46Oh, yeah, yeah.
03:46In spite of everything I guess there's just no city to.
03:50Nice try, now get out of the way
03:54Good job, just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll see ya, you wanna be ya
04:00You wanna be ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya
04:06Nice try, get out of the way
04:09You're in our way
04:11Get lost forever
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back
04:28I think you mean fucks with, buddy
04:31I fucking mean what I mean
04:32You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see it?
04:39Uh, no thanks, honestly guys, it doesn't help me focus
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else
04:45I'm not even that weird
04:47Whatever you need, Captain
04:49Hey, Hollander
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like time?
04:52Yeah
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
05:12He had a hat-trick last week
05:13And he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
05:15Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:16Nah, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
05:19Thanks, guys
05:19Mm-hmm
05:20Mm-hmm
05:22Mm-hmm
05:23Mm-hmm
05:24Mm-hmm
05:26Mama
05:27Yeah
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:21You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking did it.
07:45And I still beat their ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:14No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:45A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:22I do please.
09:25No, you're not.
09:33No, you're not.
09:34Sorry, when you're giving me a plan.
09:37You have noの, yes.
09:38Oh, my gosh.
09:45Oh, wow, wow, you think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:31Oh, my God.
10:37He's okay.
10:38Oh, my God.
10:42Oh, my God.
10:59Is he okay?
11:08It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:14Okay.
11:16It's you.
11:23It's you.
11:28Are you?
11:30I'm sorry.
11:31Oh, my God.
11:40I'm sorry.
11:44Oh.
11:47Oh.
11:48Oh.
11:51Oh.
11:51Are you...
11:54Oh, God, hold her.
12:03What the hell are you?
12:11What the hell are you?
12:22Now the bed's all dirty.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32We will shower now, okay?
12:57You killed Midlander.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08We have to wait.
13:23I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:44Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come,
13:49but my mom is starting to wake up at 4am
13:51to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming about what?
14:09Ron's medal.
14:10You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you cum hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself or else not.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease,
14:48your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period,
14:51we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:53and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing end to an embarrassing year
15:00for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice,
15:04and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rozenov,
15:07chosen as his country's captain.
15:36All in there.
15:37What's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Vonnie.
15:42Be nice.
15:43You fucking lost Latvia.
15:44I mean, did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56It's you gonna say this year, baby.
15:57We're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in silver, Vonnie.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:01Yeah.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah.
16:11Probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not gonna be here long.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We're training together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just gonna find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46Not here.
17:48No, not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine.
17:53Go sit down.
17:58We...
17:59We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:12Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:21What?
18:23Fuck.
18:36You need to meet.
18:38Yes, my father.
18:41The minister still wants to meet you today,
18:45regardless of what you are.
18:47This is my honor.
18:50You must be proud of my honor.
18:52After yesterday,
18:54you won...
18:58...Latvian.
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20:18You need to go to the head of the night,
20:24to meet him with the minister.
20:28Yes. Ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:33Of course, I'm always very proud of you.
20:36Everything is always up to you.
20:39What's going on with you?
20:40He's not in the form.
20:42He's still there, he's still there.
20:46He's still there, he's still there.
20:47In America, it's working well, good, good, good.
20:52It's a problem with leadership. It's always a problem with leadership.
20:59You're too too angry, huh?
21:04I'm too many talking.
21:07You're my angel. You're too many talking, especially when you're talking about hockey.
21:13Where are you?
21:14Only when we're winning, Dad.
21:16I'm going to go to a bar, and he's going to need one more time.
21:22Look how she's going for you.
21:25From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel. It would be nice if I could remember this.
21:31I want to drink.
21:33I want to drink something more interesting.
21:52It's very very interesting.
21:53You've been so long, and I...
21:57It's very long, Sash.
22:04I think you've played good.
22:07I've said thank you, but I know you're not fighting any other.
22:10For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey, you have to avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame him on me.
22:19When I understand what it costs, I blame him on me.
22:23In any case, it doesn't have any meaning to you.
22:25It doesn't have any meaning to you.
22:27Why did you do that?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And I don't care about these crazy games, when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:42Really?
22:42Yes, really.
22:44The Hunt and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46The New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think that in this year you will win Montreal.
22:53This year?
22:54Yes, this year.
22:55Because I think that Mitko is traumatized.
23:00Where do you know everything?
23:02On the extra sense.
23:04With the Traffmere and the Bratel, you can't go to the team.
23:08You've seen the team quite well.
23:11You're not good at it.
23:13This is the Vostok, and then you can win.
23:15You can win whoever you want in the West.
23:18In Chicago, not so much before.
23:21In the final, they will be in San Francisco.
23:24They are good, but they are too young.
23:28So you win the Cubs of San Diego before I was a kid.
23:36You're welcome.
23:37I can't sleep.
23:38You're welcome.
23:39You'll have to be a good guy.
23:42You always look good.
23:43You're always a good guy.
23:44You're welcome.
23:45But you need to be a good guy.
23:48We'll see you later.
23:51We'll see you later.
23:57Well, what?
24:00How are you, Sasha?
24:03Oh, it's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:10The club, my head.
24:13The girls are just nice.
24:17And the boys...
24:20Well, you've seen the French boys.
24:25Yeah, Ilya?
24:29Oh my God.
24:35No, you don't know anything.
24:37You don't know anything,
24:41you don't joke,
24:43you don't flirt at the answer.
24:49When you were happy,
24:56You'd be happy.
25:08You're here?
25:10You're serious?
25:12You're the danger.
25:14You're the danger.
25:16You're the danger.
25:17You're the danger.
25:17If you remember,
25:18you're the danger.
25:21You're the danger.
25:23You're the danger.
25:25You're the danger.
25:28It's true.
25:34Let's go.
25:49Okay.
25:54Okay.
26:03Okay.
26:25What happens here?
26:27Yeah!
26:27Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:29Yeah!
26:29Yeah!
26:29Yeah!
26:29Yeah!
26:29Yeah!
26:29Yeah!
26:30Just what I'm done.
26:30What am I supposed to do?
26:31I don't know.
26:32My mom told me to get by.
26:34Oh my God.
26:35You're so good.
26:36Have a good home, Eddie.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay.
26:39Playoffs are over.
26:40You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule.
26:42You just make that up.
26:43Hollander?
26:44Is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:46You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no.
26:48Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:50Come on.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop.
26:55Boys.
26:55It's starting.
26:57Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rozanov wants this bad.
27:03Rozanov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic birth.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look.
27:20I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:27I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here.
27:40At home.
27:41Tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:11This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:33What?
28:35You hate Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But.
28:38He's very good at hockey.
28:40The best probably.
28:41Eh.
28:42Nah.
28:42You're the fucking best all-hander.
28:44Yeah.
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:49And that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Julia Rosanoff.
28:57Ah.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02Leading his team in blocks.
29:022 shots against.
29:03Obviously.
29:04That's a nightmare though.
29:09Yeah.
29:11Oh.
29:13Yeah.
29:16Oh.
29:16Woo.
29:16Oh, oh.
29:19Woo.
29:20The music the poccery man.
29:31Woo.
29:32I'm literally hungry as to talk to you.
29:37Well, nice watch.
29:38Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43What were you even doing?
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award...
29:49I was busy.
29:50That's who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:59But the most important thing...
30:02is the friends we make along the way.
30:07Hey, before we give out next award,
30:09can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:26I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:29And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player
30:32goes to...
31:17Well, what?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
32:00Maybe as nicely.
32:02What's wrong with me?
32:09Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor
32:17and suck your dick,
32:19you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees
32:27on this filthy bathroom floor
32:30and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:44No.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:53We'll go back to our seats,
32:55watch the rest of this boring show,
32:57and then go to boring party after.
33:01And then, when I've been waiting all night,
33:04you'll come back to my hotel room,
33:07and I will maybe,
33:10maybe,
33:10do more than just suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read The New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:24No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:25Mm-hmm.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:30Ah.
33:31So being boring is,
33:33is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:44if you win MVP tonight,
33:46if you win MVP tonight,
33:46I will blow you,
33:47fuck you,
33:48whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
34:11Good luck coming.
34:13Good luck coming.
34:21.
34:25So,
34:26now,
34:27there are going to be .
34:29I'm going to be a position.
34:31I'm going to be a position.
34:31It's going to be a guy.
34:32All right.
34:33I'm going to be .
34:34Especially,
34:35if you're in the last game,
34:36I think you're going to find out the .
34:37See ya.
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:19You're such an asshole.
35:50What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
36:17good now get on the bed
36:26this is a good hotel very nice vodka it's hard to find in america okay
36:36touch yourself what show off for me i want to watch you
36:40you what it's my special day hollander i want to watch
36:44i've never no shit fuck you give me some vodka at least
36:50no no no vodka is for after is your reward
37:29do you want to know how it feels
37:32how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely describe it oh my god hollander
38:04are you gonna fuck me
38:05we will see i need what you know tell me
38:23i need you
38:26i need you
38:57i need you
38:58maybe i need you
38:58i need you
39:00i need you
39:01i need you
39:26So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh yes.
39:56Why?
39:59What do you mean why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to, it's, it's home.
40:10Yeah, but I don't know, is it safe?
40:15What do you mean safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you, do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, you too I should have.
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
40:59Goodbye Hollander.
41:02I need to sleep.
41:02I need to sleep.
41:10Let's go.
41:40Let's go.
42:40Let's go.
43:09Let's go.
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