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00:00:04So I'm finding the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:13Uh, uh...
00:00:19Yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:23Just play him on.
00:00:25Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Hey, you're here!
00:00:52You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:03I don't see you yet.
00:01:07I can't believe it.
00:01:21I think I know what you're talking about.
00:01:35I was so drunk last night.
00:01:37I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:42I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:50Happy New Year.
00:01:52Sam, it's me.
00:01:53Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:55I don't care how.
00:01:57Just do it.
00:01:58I will find you.
00:02:05Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:08Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:10I need grandkids.
00:02:12I need you to...
00:02:13Message received, Mom.
00:02:14I need to go now.
00:02:15I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:21I need to go now.
00:02:26Seven years.
00:02:27Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:29And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:39Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:41Boss, it's been years.
00:02:46I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:48Your vest, sir.
00:02:50But first, we found your fake Christmas wife.
00:02:52She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:54Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:55And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:58We can't have her know you the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:01Good.
00:03:02Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:07Hi.
00:03:08One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:10And one hot chocolate.
00:03:13I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:16Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:21Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:23It's just for Christmas.
00:03:25But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:28Where's my real one?
00:03:30Uh...
00:03:36I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:38Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:48Danny!
00:03:49Yo!
00:03:50What?
00:03:57Danny!
00:03:57Yo!
00:03:58I'm sorry.
00:04:00I'm not your dad.
00:04:01No, I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I've had.
00:04:05Oh.
00:04:06Mommy, hurry!
00:04:07Your fit Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:16I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:20He's gorgeous.
00:04:26Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:28She's wearing her hair.
00:04:30She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:32Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:33You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:36So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:38See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:41Hi, my name's Piper, what's your name?
00:04:44Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:46Max!
00:04:47Aurelius.
00:04:48Eva.
00:04:49I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:54I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:56I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:00So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and-
00:05:06$1,000 an hour?
00:05:07Well, yeah.
00:05:09It's $500 a day.
00:05:11Is that enough?
00:05:13That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:14Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:16That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:18You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:20Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:22Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown, and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:27And then my family will get off my back, so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:34So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:37Fine.
00:05:38But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:43Okay.
00:05:44Deal.
00:05:47Ready to go get married?
00:06:02Wow.
00:06:03Clean up nice.
00:06:04This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:07Pictures.
00:06:15Wow, guys, you're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:38I think we got it.
00:06:43Oh, I need some photos of us together, too.
00:06:46To prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family.
00:06:50Yeah, of course.
00:07:01Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:04From my family to you.
00:07:13Bad news, boss, the agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife failed last minute.
00:07:19Wait, she bailed.
00:07:20Then who is...
00:07:24Who is she?
00:07:26Whatever.
00:07:28It doesn't matter.
00:07:29I've got what I need.
00:07:33Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:34I already found someone.
00:07:40I will see you.
00:07:41Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:44Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:45Christmas shopping I should come look if you want me to be the husband in this
00:07:51fake it to your family plan I think I should have some say in the gifts we'll
00:07:56make it more believable
00:08:00fine yeah okay let's go which mall we going to
00:08:12um let's go to the bank
00:08:21what the actual fuck
00:08:27Sam is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again
00:08:32give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with
00:08:38she does kind of look like him
00:08:43so when we give these gifts to my parents we will say they're from you
00:08:48here let me get this
00:08:51I'm gonna love you Max
00:08:54oh so I was uh thinking that since we're married we should probably kiss once or
00:09:03twice in front of them okay should we use our tongues or no no definitely not and
00:09:11absolutely no sex yes strictly business anything physical outside of that is not happening
00:09:21what afraid you'll fall for me I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of
00:09:28her having a good Christmas
00:09:38what are you doing I'd never let my woman pick up the tab
00:09:43well I'm not your woman and this isn't a real relationship and I don't want your money
00:09:50attention shoppers all bakery items are now 50% off 50% off pies
00:09:54quick go grab a dozen pumpkin pies
00:09:5612 pumpkin pies I hear this right
00:09:58they're the best kind
00:09:59hurry up and go go what are you standing here for
00:10:04hello there hi you ready yes yeah just these things
00:10:07okay great we have a holiday special today spend 500 get 10% off and you are just short
00:10:1515 bucks if you want to take advantage of the deal
00:10:17oh great yeah uh what do you have that's just 15 bucks
00:10:20well can you get a move on I just got here relax
00:10:25yeah yeah
00:10:28here this will do the trick okay thank you
00:10:33hurry up and pay
00:10:37I will pay when I'm ready you can wait your turn
00:10:44thank you
00:10:45damn my fake wife has some fire in her
00:10:53oh wait wait not the pies
00:10:54you can just set those on top
00:11:01hi guys
00:11:03gonna hand you all these pies
00:11:09of quarters
00:11:10thank you so much
00:11:12of course I hope you like pumpkin
00:11:13thank you
00:11:15she bought all 12 pies
00:11:17don't worry I have enough for everybody
00:11:18just to give it away
00:11:20thank you
00:11:21merry christmas
00:11:28what
00:11:28you do that often
00:11:31as often as I can
00:11:36we should go
00:11:37we gotta pick up paper
00:11:42watch out
00:12:01you done feeling me up
00:12:04shut up
00:12:05oh sorry I was just in character wifey
00:12:07well stay out of character until christmas
00:12:15and don't be late
00:12:27Harrison group
00:12:29do you do construction for them or something
00:12:32sorta
00:12:33not that I'm judging I just
00:12:35need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive
00:12:39why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison group
00:12:42I think that's respectable
00:12:45can we pick another company
00:12:46no
00:12:47Harrison group is perfect
00:12:49and they'll find it impressive
00:12:51my cousin's husband works for them too
00:12:52so
00:12:53perfect
00:12:58oh and uh
00:12:59wear something nice for christmas dinner
00:13:02don't worry
00:13:03okay I clean up nicely
00:13:04I wouldn't embarrass you
00:13:08too much
00:13:29let's go Sam
00:13:30it's time to check out the new HQ site
00:13:33hold on you're covered in water
00:13:34and you have a hair on your shoulder
00:13:36and it's not yours
00:13:38it's my daughter's
00:13:40daughters
00:13:42give me a DNA test
00:13:43for that little girl
00:13:44that he's with
00:13:59hey there they are
00:14:01hey
00:14:01that's Megan
00:14:03oh
00:14:04dad
00:14:05glad you made it
00:14:06oh
00:14:07we missed you
00:14:08so
00:14:09where's this mysterious
00:14:11husband we heard all about
00:14:12he's coming
00:14:13please don't tell me Maximus bailed
00:14:16good
00:14:16good good
00:14:18so
00:14:18heard you got a new hubby sweetie
00:14:21when's he arriving
00:14:23oh
00:14:23it's probably just some story
00:14:25she cooked up
00:14:26to stop people talking
00:14:27poor thing
00:14:28not surprising
00:14:29I mean
00:14:30she's 30
00:14:31once a woman hits that age
00:14:33you become undateable
00:14:35plus a kid looks so bad
00:14:37on dating apps
00:14:40this is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas
00:14:44Auntie Pamela
00:14:45Debbie
00:14:46my dating life
00:14:47quite frankly is none of your concern
00:14:49we're only worried about you
00:14:51all these years without a husband
00:14:53zip it Pamela
00:14:56you know you always spoiled her rotten
00:14:59and look what happened
00:15:00she got knocked up out of wedlock
00:15:02raising a kid all alone
00:15:04I'm not alone
00:15:05mm-hmm
00:15:06and what does this mysterious husband do
00:15:12he's a manager
00:15:13manager
00:15:14of what
00:15:16trash
00:15:18probably a cover for criminal activity
00:15:22you don't have to lie to us Eva
00:15:24actually
00:15:27he's right here
00:15:30oh wow
00:15:33wow
00:15:34wow
00:15:34he is really good looking
00:15:36ah must be AI
00:15:39mm-hmm
00:15:40congratulations Eva
00:15:41on your photoshop skills
00:15:43fake
00:15:43that's enough
00:15:44she's our daughter
00:15:45and your niece
00:15:47show some respect
00:15:48remember last year
00:15:50when I introduced you
00:15:51to my husband's nephew
00:15:53William
00:15:53and you turned him down
00:15:55well guess what
00:15:57William works for the Harrison group now
00:15:59makes 500 grand
00:16:01a year
00:16:02that's half a million
00:16:04half a million
00:16:06girls are lining up for him
00:16:08all the way to New York
00:16:09and speak of the devil
00:16:14Willie you made it
00:16:27there you are
00:16:29oh look at you now
00:16:31living the dream
00:16:32oh just think Eva
00:16:35well you could be driving around in a car like that
00:16:37had you not married that criminal waste manager
00:16:41so married huh
00:16:43is it serious
00:16:45that's what marriage is
00:16:46that's what marriage is
00:16:47it's pretty serious
00:16:48wow
00:16:49you must have rushed to tie the knot huh
00:16:51makes sense though
00:16:53you not being a hot young thing anymore
00:16:56dragging that kid around with no daddy
00:16:58yeah a bullet dodged Willie
00:17:01meanwhile you're climbing the Harrison group ladder
00:17:04that's right
00:17:06just bought this brand new suit
00:17:09my Christmas bonus
00:17:10women love a man in red
00:17:12sexy like Santa Claus
00:17:15when I sit on my lap
00:17:17don't touch me
00:17:19oh so entitled
00:17:21Williams a successful man of taste not waste
00:17:25and yet for some reason he's willing to overlook your baggage
00:17:29I mean look at that car
00:17:31did your husband afford anything even close to that
00:17:35think of the life I can give you and Piper
00:17:37with all my Harrison group money
00:17:38ditch your nobody husband
00:17:40and marry me instead
00:17:42I wouldn't marry you
00:17:44if you were the last man on first
00:17:51my mom would never marry
00:17:52she already has us
00:17:53and he's gonna kick your butt
00:17:59is that so
00:18:00well then
00:18:01where is he
00:18:02because
00:18:03I don't see him
00:18:04does anyone see him
00:18:08no
00:18:08just like I thought
00:18:10telling lies just like mommy
00:18:13that puts you on the naughty list
00:18:15and let me show you what happens to naughty children
00:18:22hey
00:18:22mommy
00:18:23are you okay
00:18:25see your hands
00:18:26oh my god
00:18:27I'm gonna take her in
00:18:28and get her packed stuff
00:18:29okay
00:18:29come on
00:18:30let's go
00:18:32what the hell's the matter with you
00:18:35how dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter
00:18:39let me go
00:18:40now why would I go and do a thing like that
00:18:43when I'm having such a good time
00:18:45let me go
00:19:00touch my wife again
00:19:02and I will snap every finger that you've got
00:19:08Max you came
00:19:09don't worry sweetie
00:19:13where's Piper
00:19:15William Hitter
00:19:17mom dead had to take her inside
00:19:18well it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of
00:19:21well well well
00:19:23if it isn't a waste marriage
00:19:24or I've been hearing so much about
00:19:27that's right
00:19:29now I'm about to take out the trash
00:19:32oh
00:19:34Mr. and Mrs. Smith
00:19:35it's an honor to meet you
00:19:36I'm Max
00:19:37Eva told us all about you
00:19:39from New York
00:19:40polite
00:19:41handsome
00:19:42just like she said
00:19:44wow
00:19:45he was an AI
00:19:46see
00:19:48he's real
00:19:49and he's more of a man here
00:19:50than William would ever dream to be
00:19:52you son of a bitch
00:19:53you just ruined my suit
00:19:55and watch the way that you drive that
00:19:57that pristine automobile
00:20:00that car
00:20:00oh my god
00:20:02that's worth more than a house
00:20:04that car
00:20:05it was all over the news
00:20:06when the CEO of the Harrison group bought it
00:20:10wait
00:20:11are you?
00:20:16like I said
00:20:17I'm just Eva's husband
00:20:20and that's all he needs to know
00:20:22I'm not here to put on a show for anyone
00:20:23you really are a criminal aren't you?
00:20:26you stole it
00:20:27that car belongs to the CEO of my company
00:20:29Jesus
00:20:30how did he get away with it?
00:20:32that's what I want to know
00:20:34enough
00:20:34please
00:20:37I trust my daughter
00:20:39she would never marry a criminal
00:20:42Max?
00:20:43be honest with me
00:20:44where did that car come from?
00:20:47how much did you want for it?
00:20:49I'll pay you more money than you'd make it
00:20:51three lifetimes
00:20:52so
00:20:54you need a breath man
00:20:58alright
00:20:58I'm calling the cops
00:20:59oh way ahead of you
00:21:01oh way ahead of you
00:21:02what?
00:21:03are you feeling nervous
00:21:05Eva?
00:21:07oh well
00:21:07too late
00:21:15listen hon
00:21:16I believe you
00:21:17but
00:21:18how could
00:21:19Max
00:21:20afford a car like that?
00:21:22Mr. Smith
00:21:23don't worry
00:21:23it's my car
00:21:24okay
00:21:25it's not stolen
00:21:25yeah
00:21:26if it's yours
00:21:27then prove it
00:21:28thank you
00:21:29cops will be here
00:21:30in 15 minutes
00:21:32enjoy Christmas behind bars
00:21:34okay
00:21:34I'll prove that it's mine
00:21:36but then you have to get lost
00:21:37and never show your face
00:21:39around my wife or child again
00:21:40oh
00:21:41so you're a tough guy huh?
00:21:43well I hope they serve eggnog in prison
00:21:45loser
00:21:46say one more word
00:21:47and I'll give him a real reason
00:21:48to take me in
00:21:51Jesus
00:21:52maybe he is a crime boss
00:21:54he's kind of sexy though
00:21:58here
00:21:59title and proof of ownership
00:22:08Mr. Harrison?
00:22:13Mr. Harrison?
00:22:18just play along
00:22:20Merry Christmas Willie
00:22:21now get the fuck out of here
00:22:23before I kick your ass
00:22:24all the way up to the North Pole
00:22:26yes sir
00:22:27I'm so sorry sir
00:22:28I
00:22:29I
00:22:29please
00:22:30please
00:22:30please
00:22:30please
00:22:31please
00:22:31please
00:22:31please
00:22:32please
00:22:32please
00:22:32please
00:22:32please
00:22:32please
00:22:41oh
00:22:43that William
00:22:44what a jerk
00:22:45huh?
00:22:46you fooled me
00:22:47what can I say
00:22:48let's not let this
00:22:49little misunderstanding
00:22:50ruin the holidays
00:22:51oh now
00:22:52you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:54oh come on
00:22:55you know
00:22:55we were just looking out
00:22:56for you
00:22:57please forgive us
00:22:58Mr. Harrison
00:22:59you know my youngest son
00:23:01is graduating
00:23:01soon
00:23:02do you think that
00:23:04you could help him
00:23:05get his foot in the door?
00:23:06a job at the Harrison group
00:23:08even in the mail room
00:23:10would open doors
00:23:11we are family
00:23:12aren't we?
00:23:13family takes care
00:23:14of each other
00:23:16if you guys want a job
00:23:17if you guys want a job
00:23:17at the Harrison group
00:23:18you can put in an application
00:23:19like everyone else
00:23:20Abigail
00:23:21come on
00:23:22talk to her for us
00:23:24didn't you just say
00:23:25that my daughter
00:23:26was undateable?
00:23:27yeah
00:23:28I think you need to take care
00:23:29of your own issues first
00:23:30my daughter
00:23:31is just
00:23:32far too busy
00:23:33for your best life
00:23:34for my new son-in-law
00:23:36come on guys
00:23:37let's go in
00:23:38welcome to the family
00:23:42welcome
00:23:43come on
00:23:44this is your fault Pam
00:23:50you can't tell the difference
00:23:51between A.I. and reality
00:23:53my fault
00:23:54you were the one
00:23:55who was pushing her
00:23:56onto that worm
00:23:57William
00:24:07hey
00:24:08how do you have that car
00:24:09and how do you know
00:24:11the CEO of Harrison group
00:24:12and how do you
00:24:13I told you
00:24:13I work for Harrison group
00:24:15remember
00:24:16I have a friend
00:24:17in high places
00:24:18a friend who just
00:24:19hands you keys
00:24:20to million dollar
00:24:21one of a kind
00:24:21luxury cars
00:24:22yes
00:24:24it's the season of giving
00:24:25he knows people
00:24:27has connections
00:24:28he's a big deal
00:24:29kind of guy
00:24:30you're a crime boss
00:24:31aren't you
00:24:32yeah and you best
00:24:33not forget it
00:24:34capisce
00:24:34oh my god
00:24:35just don't blow your cover
00:24:38dad
00:24:38mom
00:24:40thank you so much
00:24:41for letting Max
00:24:41and I stay in your home
00:24:43oh honey
00:24:43we're just
00:24:44so happy
00:24:45that you found
00:24:46such a
00:24:46handsome
00:24:47strong
00:24:49good looking
00:24:50I think they get it
00:24:52huh
00:24:54how's Piper
00:24:55oh she's fine
00:24:56one of you guys
00:24:57just get settled in
00:24:59and we will go
00:25:00check on her
00:25:00and after your mom
00:25:01takes a
00:25:02cold shower
00:25:02we'll come back
00:25:03and finish decorating
00:25:04the tree
00:25:05great
00:25:05see you in a bit
00:25:07Joey
00:25:07what are you doing
00:25:11okay
00:25:13hey was that not
00:25:14a breach of contract
00:25:18relax
00:25:19it was just a hug
00:25:22ugh
00:25:24we just got here
00:25:25and I'm already exhausted
00:25:26you'll be okay
00:25:27it's just one week
00:25:29kill me now
00:25:30well I would
00:25:31but
00:25:31I need to get paid
00:25:37what are you doing
00:25:39that's weird
00:25:41they were so
00:25:41lovey-dovey
00:25:42just a second ago
00:25:43and
00:25:43I don't know
00:25:44something just
00:25:44fills off
00:25:46that's ridiculous
00:25:47I mean
00:25:48what do you want
00:25:48to do
00:25:49make out progress
00:25:50to prove it
00:25:54later
00:25:56later
00:25:57let's go
00:26:01here we go
00:26:04Piper is all tucked in
00:26:06honey
00:26:06everything looks amazing
00:26:07and happy holidays
00:26:09to the newest member
00:26:10of our family
00:26:11Max
00:26:11oh
00:26:13welcome
00:26:14cheers
00:26:15thank you miss smith
00:26:16looks great
00:26:17oh just call me mom
00:26:19honey
00:26:19I had no idea
00:26:21what you liked
00:26:21so I just
00:26:22whipped up a little
00:26:23bit of everything
00:26:23but we all know
00:26:25what Eva's
00:26:26favorite Christmas
00:26:27dish is right
00:26:27oh no
00:26:29mom's testing him
00:26:30she's trying to see
00:26:31if he's legit
00:26:32you mean to tell me
00:26:33you two are married
00:26:34and you don't even know
00:26:35my baby girl's
00:26:35favorite food
00:26:39ow
00:26:40Eva
00:26:40sweetie
00:26:42kicking my foot
00:26:43oh sorry mom
00:26:44I
00:26:45oh jeez
00:26:47it's okay
00:26:48look mom
00:26:49of course he knows
00:26:50it's
00:26:50and I would like
00:26:51to hear Max say it
00:27:0512 pumpkin pies
00:27:07did I hear this right
00:27:07they're the best kind
00:27:10well of course
00:27:11it's pumpkin pie
00:27:13see
00:27:14are you happy now
00:27:16that's good
00:27:17but something
00:27:17still fills off
00:27:18mom
00:27:19don't make it weird
00:27:20okay
00:27:21we had a whirlwind romance
00:27:24and we eloped
00:27:25before we got to know
00:27:26everything about each other
00:27:27but our marriage is real
00:27:29I guess your mom's
00:27:30just watching too many
00:27:31of those real short shows
00:27:33now those
00:27:35are quality
00:27:37okay well
00:27:38then answer this
00:27:40where's your wedding ring
00:27:41Eva
00:27:44where's your wedding ring
00:27:45Eva
00:27:48I knew it was a good idea
00:27:49to pick this up
00:27:51well
00:27:51um
00:27:52it's
00:27:53silly face
00:27:54dropped it outside
00:27:55on the sidewalk
00:27:56luckily I was there
00:27:58to pick it up for
00:27:59silly face
00:28:02I am not paying extra for this
00:28:04consider it a Christmas gift
00:28:06it's lousers
00:28:07it's nice
00:28:09you can afford this
00:28:10on a waste manager's salary
00:28:12well believe it or not
00:28:13Miss Smith
00:28:14there is a lot of garbage
00:28:15out there
00:28:16and I'm not just talking
00:28:17about William
00:28:18I'll drink to that
00:28:19I agree with you there
00:28:21so come on guys
00:28:23let's eat
00:28:23come on
00:28:30thank you
00:28:36and this is where y'all
00:28:38will be staying
00:28:39I have another room
00:28:40set up for Piper
00:28:42nice and festive for you
00:28:44no complications
00:28:46sorry honey
00:28:47uh mom
00:28:48you know what
00:28:48I should stay with Piper
00:28:50tonight
00:28:50oh honey
00:28:51newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart
00:28:55oh
00:28:56I just remembered
00:28:57the city's turning the water off at 10
00:28:59something about
00:28:59water conservation
00:29:01that means you have 15 minutes to shower
00:29:0315 minutes
00:29:05honey it's no big deal
00:29:07just shower together
00:29:09shower together
00:29:13just shower together
00:29:14okay you guys have a good night
00:29:16okay
00:29:20you hurt
00:29:42why are you stripping
00:29:46well I can't take a shower
00:29:48with my clothes on
00:29:49come on we're wasting time
00:29:50you have 15 minutes
00:29:51nice try
00:29:52I am not showering with you
00:29:54alright suit yourself
00:29:55more room for getting in there
00:29:57not if I meet you there first
00:30:14come on Max
00:30:16come on Max
00:30:16get out of the way
00:30:18you agreed nothing physical
00:30:20you're the one with the dirty thoughts
00:30:22wifey
00:30:22relax
00:30:23relax
00:30:23I won't touch you
00:30:25unless you say you want me to
00:30:29but that'll cost extra
00:30:40and your dreams
00:30:41and your dreams
00:30:42free to join me
00:31:03you know if you keep staring at my ass
00:31:05you're not gonna have any shower water left
00:31:07you wish
00:31:08you wish
00:31:09why aren't you getting in
00:31:09pray you'll fall for me
00:31:12it's you who has to worry about resisting me
00:31:15oh yeah
00:31:29holy shit
00:31:33this is
00:31:35this is gonna be harder than I thought
00:31:37I'll say
00:31:38what happened to all that cool guy confidence
00:31:42still think you can resist
00:31:45baby
00:31:46I don't think I want you
00:31:52I shouldn't
00:31:56or maybe we should
00:31:59god he's such a good kisser
00:32:02why does this feel so
00:32:04familiar
00:32:10oh
00:32:11much so
00:32:12sexy
00:32:21Max we cannot do this
00:32:23what I didn't mean to
00:32:25cross any
00:32:26it's not you Max
00:32:27it's us
00:32:28it's this
00:32:28this is all an act
00:32:29let's not make it more complicated than it is
00:32:32you're right
00:32:35I'm sorry
00:32:36I just don't need to be sorry
00:32:38just
00:32:46that birthmark
00:32:52what is that
00:32:55it's him
00:32:56it's him
00:32:56the man from new years
00:32:57is he
00:32:58Piper's father
00:33:02why are you acting
00:33:06oh my god
00:33:07Max is Piper's father
00:33:10are you okay
00:33:11yeah
00:33:12I just
00:33:13I just got lightheaded
00:33:15I think I just need a few more minutes
00:33:17alone
00:33:20of course
00:33:23we have a daughter together
00:33:25oh my god
00:33:27what do I do
00:33:34I'm gonna sleep on the floor
00:33:36I'm gonna sleep on the floor
00:33:36you can take the bed
00:33:38thanks
00:33:40hey
00:33:42are you sure you're okay
00:33:44look fake marriage aside
00:33:45I'm your husband for the next few days
00:33:48so if there's something you need
00:33:49I can help
00:33:51I wanna help
00:33:53he's Piper's father
00:33:54he has a right to know
00:33:57um
00:33:57Max
00:33:59how would you feel
00:34:01if you found out
00:34:02you had a kid
00:34:06a child
00:34:08no no no
00:34:09that's
00:34:09that's impossible
00:34:10I'm
00:34:11very
00:34:11careful
00:34:13mostly
00:34:15I just mean
00:34:16I'm not the type of guy
00:34:17to sleep around
00:34:18family to me
00:34:19is
00:34:19a big commitment
00:34:20and
00:34:21I don't want any loose ends
00:34:23you know
00:34:24right
00:34:26he wouldn't want a kid
00:34:27tying him down
00:34:28I shouldn't tell him
00:34:29about Piper
00:34:31why do you ask
00:34:33no reason
00:34:34just
00:34:34just curious
00:34:35no I
00:34:36I feel like you're
00:34:38going somewhere with this
00:34:39what
00:34:41no
00:34:42well then
00:34:43can I ask you a question
00:34:45shoot
00:34:51where did you get these
00:34:52and how did you know
00:34:54my exact size
00:34:55I
00:34:55did not get those
00:34:57I don't know where those came from
00:34:58are you sure
00:34:59you're just not trying to
00:35:01break the contract
00:35:04come on
00:35:05come on
00:35:06come on
00:35:07come on
00:35:16whoo
00:35:19elan
00:35:19the truth is
00:35:21is that I
00:35:24go go go go
00:35:26just a second
00:35:28come in
00:35:30hey hon
00:35:42oh
00:35:43sorry for interrupting
00:35:44but
00:35:45Piper is
00:35:46asking for a
00:35:47bedtime story
00:35:47before I tuck around
00:35:48think you could take this one dad
00:35:50we're
00:35:50kind of in the middle
00:35:51of something
00:35:52I can see that
00:35:54well why don't I read it to her
00:35:56I mean if you don't
00:35:57if you don't mind
00:35:58well
00:35:59atta boy
00:36:00you know what
00:36:00just put his shirt on
00:36:02I'm gonna go get her
00:36:03Piper
00:36:04here comes
00:36:05grandpa
00:36:08he sprang to his sleigh
00:36:09to his team
00:36:10gave a whistle
00:36:11and away they all flew
00:36:13like the down of a thistle
00:36:15but I heard him exclaim
00:36:17as he drove out of sight
00:36:19merry christmas to all
00:36:21and to all
00:36:23a good night
00:36:26if Piper knew he was her real dad
00:36:28she'd be over the moon
00:36:30good night Piper
00:36:35is her dad still around
00:36:37yeah
00:36:38but he doesn't know it
00:36:39cause you're her dad
00:36:41uh no
00:36:42that man has
00:36:44no idea
00:36:45what a treasure
00:36:47he's missing out on
00:36:51do you really think so
00:36:53from the bottom of my heart
00:36:56maybe I should tell him
00:36:57he deserves to know
00:37:05Max
00:37:09you're
00:37:10Piper's father
00:37:18I'll tell you when the time's right
00:37:44where's Piper
00:37:46she must have snuck off
00:37:47while we were asleep
00:38:04God he's such a good kisser
00:38:14just gonna kiss and run
00:38:17not on my watch
00:38:21yeah
00:38:22this
00:38:23I remember this
00:38:35good morning you two love bugs
00:38:38how was your stay at Chateau Smith
00:38:41good morning Miss Smith
00:38:42it was uh it was great
00:38:44wonderful
00:38:45well it's about to get even better
00:38:49oh no
00:38:50what is that
00:38:51sardines and saltines
00:38:53it's a Smith family classic
00:38:55it was my gram gram's favorite
00:38:57during wartime
00:38:58don't be shy
00:38:58go ahead grab a handful
00:39:01Max you don't have to
00:39:03no no
00:39:03it's okay
00:39:04it's a Smith family staple
00:39:07there we go
00:39:09there we go
00:39:17yeah
00:39:25good?
00:39:27good?
00:39:27good?
00:39:29scrumptious
00:39:31Well, you two better get dressed. You've got to go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:36Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:39That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:39:43What's the deal with them?
00:39:45Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:47Says Piper's a fatherless brat, and I'm...
00:39:51Hey, don't worry. I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:57Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:40:02Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:40:15Wait, that earring.
00:40:18Wait, that earring.
00:40:20You like it?
00:40:22I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:25Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:27I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:33Right.
00:40:34That's just a common earring.
00:40:36Anyone can have it.
00:40:37Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:39She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:43So, Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:40:48But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:51What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:54An aging single mom.
00:40:57Slim pickings.
00:40:58I heard he's in waste management.
00:41:01That explains it.
00:41:02She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:41:05Oh, please, Miranda.
00:41:07Look, Ava is your niece.
00:41:08Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:41:10Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:41:14Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:16Exactly.
00:41:17Not like my Sierra.
00:41:18Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:23Oh, they're here.
00:41:25Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:32Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:34Merry Christmas.
00:41:36You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:38I am.
00:41:39I'm Ava's husband, Max.
00:41:41Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:42Welcome.
00:41:42You're Ava's husband.
00:41:45But you're gorgeous.
00:41:49But what is handsome as you?
00:41:51Look at you two.
00:41:52You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:54Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:56Merry Christmas.
00:41:57This is from Max and I.
00:41:59Oh, my goodness.
00:42:00Thank you, Ava.
00:42:01Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:42:04Oops.
00:42:04Oh, my bad.
00:42:06Oh, a homemade gift.
00:42:08How thrifty.
00:42:10Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:42:12Mommy's right.
00:42:13You mean all high.
00:42:15You little.
00:42:17You will not lay a hand on my daughter, or you will lose yours.
00:42:22Oh, you think you broke my wrist.
00:42:25Look what you just did to my mother.
00:42:27My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:31He could ruin your life.
00:42:44Mommy, are you okay?
00:42:46I'm fine.
00:42:47I'm just wet, huh?
00:42:48Yeah.
00:42:49It's okay.
00:42:49It's okay.
00:42:52What are you?
00:42:54Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:57Did you just slap me?
00:42:59Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:43:01You're a fucking psycho.
00:43:03You know what, Sierra?
00:43:04I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:43:09Her family.
00:43:10She needs me.
00:43:16You okay, honey?
00:43:18Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:20Do something.
00:43:21You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:23I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:26Oh, wow.
00:43:27I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:32Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:35Let's call him.
00:43:36I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:39Please.
00:43:40Who do you think you are?
00:43:42Enough!
00:43:45There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:48Fine, Dad.
00:43:49Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:51They're just jealous.
00:43:54For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:57I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:44:00I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:44:04Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:44:05All right, that's enough.
00:44:07Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:44:29Is this a joke?
00:44:32Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:33Hold it.
00:44:34Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:36My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:42My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:46King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:51Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:44:54And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:57It's just petty.
00:44:58Maybe so.
00:45:00But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:45:04Fine.
00:45:05Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:45:07Come on, let's go.
00:45:08No, no.
00:45:09Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:45:13Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:45:16I know, dear.
00:45:17I just want to have our family together.
00:45:19Fine.
00:45:20We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:45:23Better a stray than a bitch.
00:45:24What was that?
00:45:29I just want to have our family together.
00:45:32Fine.
00:45:33We'll stay.
00:45:35Can I have a little nipple?
00:45:36It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:38We'll get something right after.
00:45:40Like drive-thru?
00:45:42I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:44That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:49No strays.
00:45:50Al, please, are you okay?
00:45:53Yes, please.
00:45:54You hit my child.
00:45:55You're fucking crazy.
00:45:57Well, if you teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:46:04Don't worry, baby.
00:46:05I'll handle it.
00:46:09Don't worry, baby.
00:46:10I'll handle it.
00:46:14Piper.
00:46:16Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:22Okay, sweetheart.
00:46:23Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:46:25As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:46:28Actually, I do.
00:46:30He's such a liar.
00:46:32He's such a liar.
00:46:32This ought to be hilarious.
00:46:33Oh, it will be.
00:46:37Sam.
00:46:38Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:42I'm already on my way.
00:46:47Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:50I'm already on my way.
00:46:53You hear this guy?
00:46:54He wants the best king crab in the world from Antarctica.
00:46:59Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:47:02His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:47:05Max, what are you doing?
00:47:07Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:47:08Santa's already on his way.
00:47:10Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:47:20A helicopter?
00:47:27There's no way.
00:47:33How did you pull this off?
00:47:35Sam is like family.
00:47:36I thought I'd introduce you to.
00:47:38Thanks, boss.
00:47:40Boss?
00:47:41Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:47:43Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:47:45Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:47:49I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:47:53You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:47:56Mm-hmm.
00:47:59Come on.
00:48:01You can stop kidding around.
00:48:03If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:48:07No, I actually am the CEO.
00:48:09Come on.
00:48:09You can stop the charade.
00:48:11Okay, this is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:48:14Eva, I'm not pretending.
00:48:17Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested.
00:48:30How is this possible?
00:48:33This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:39Who are you?
00:48:41I told you, I'm Eva's husband.
00:48:43That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:48:46Wait, no.
00:48:47Hold on.
00:48:49You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:54You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:48:56Hmm.
00:48:57Some of the small ones.
00:48:59I mean, you know that.
00:49:01You work for me.
00:49:02Oh, God.
00:49:03I insulted my own boss.
00:49:05I'm finished.
00:49:11Oh, God.
00:49:12I insulted my own boss.
00:49:14I'm finished.
00:49:15Didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:49:18Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:49:20Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:49:22For tonight, your feast ends.
00:49:24And with that, your career.
00:49:27You're fired.
00:49:28Fired?
00:49:29Sam.
00:49:34Fired?
00:49:35Fired?
00:49:36I can't be fired.
00:49:38What?
00:49:40Mr. Harrison, please.
00:49:41You can have as much crab as you want.
00:49:43Please, Mr. Harrison.
00:49:44I'll do anything.
00:49:46Guys, take out the trash.
00:49:53And you.
00:49:54Oh, me?
00:49:56Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:49:58That was a Christmas joke.
00:50:00A family tradition.
00:50:02Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:50:05Sam.
00:50:09Will you do me the honors?
00:50:12Gladly.
00:50:16Merry Christmas, Aunt Ryan.
00:50:21Father, do something.
00:50:23Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:50:25I'm leaving.
00:50:27Mmm, pumpkin's my favorite.
00:50:35Come on, sweetie.
00:50:36Daddy had this crab line just for you.
00:50:38Eat as much as you want.
00:50:40Thanks, Daddy.
00:50:44I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:50:46I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:50:48Honestly?
00:50:50This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:50:52Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:50:54Just like this.
00:50:56Does he really mean that?
00:50:58Or is he just playing the part?
00:50:59I can't tell.
00:51:01And that terrifies me.
00:51:07Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison.
00:51:09I brought you a gift.
00:51:10Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:51:18Oh, this is wonderful.
00:51:21Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:51:24Tell me everything.
00:51:26Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.
00:51:31Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:51:34A high school dropout in the Harrison family?
00:51:39Not a chance.
00:51:44She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:51:48Maximus seems to like her.
00:51:49Silence.
00:51:49Get me the address where she works.
00:51:52It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:51:53That's nice.
00:51:55We own that one.
00:51:57Good work.
00:51:58But take off that stupid hat.
00:52:09Thanks.
00:52:10So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:52:16Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:52:19And how about you?
00:52:23Me?
00:52:24Yeah.
00:52:27Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:32Eva.
00:52:43That birthmark.
00:52:44Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:52:51Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:52:53So much we're not telling each other.
00:52:55Uh.
00:52:57No feelings, no complications.
00:52:58That's what we agreed upon.
00:53:00Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:53:02Max.
00:53:03Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:53:06It's cold.
00:53:08Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:53:12Max.
00:53:14I need to tell you something.
00:53:17It's something important.
00:53:19What's gotten into her?
00:53:21Is she hiding something?
00:53:23Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:26I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:53:31Piper is...
00:53:35Piper is...
00:53:36Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:53:39Sweetie.
00:53:40Oh my gosh.
00:53:41It's almost swollen.
00:53:42Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:53:44Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:53:46Mommy's gonna go get a first aid kit, okay?
00:53:50Come on, Piper.
00:53:54Okay, let me see.
00:53:58I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:54:02But that's not true.
00:54:04You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:54:08Uh...
00:54:08Daddy!
00:54:09No!
00:54:12Well...
00:54:17Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:54:22Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:26Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:28Really?
00:54:28Please stay, Daddy.
00:54:33You think it was Scar?
00:54:37Hmm.
00:54:39I wouldn't worry about it.
00:54:41Scars make you look like a badass.
00:54:43I have one, too.
00:54:45Dad.
00:54:46I got that when I was about your age.
00:54:48Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:54:51Really?
00:54:52No way.
00:54:53No.
00:54:54It was actually a cactus.
00:54:55But it's still cool.
00:54:59I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:55:05Piper, how long have you had that?
00:55:07My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:55:14And how old are you?
00:55:16Six.
00:55:17Six?
00:55:18That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:55:20Okay, I found the first aid kit.
00:55:22Ivar, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:24Ivar, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:28What do I even say?
00:55:29And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:32Sorry, honey.
00:55:32This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:55:36Um, yeah.
00:55:40Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:41Ivar.
00:55:46Okay, look.
00:55:51Piper is...
00:55:56Go on.
00:56:03It must be an emergency.
00:56:06Excuse me.
00:56:08Sorry.
00:56:08I'll take this.
00:56:15Mommy, are you okay?
00:56:17Yeah.
00:56:19Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:56:22I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:56:27Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:30I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:56:33She's a high school dropout.
00:56:35Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:56:38And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:56:40I'm Eva's husband.
00:56:42Max.
00:56:42That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:56:50I'm sorry, Max.
00:56:52You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:56:54Your mother would take her away.
00:56:56After Christmas, it's over.
00:57:00Eva?
00:57:01Maximus?
00:57:02Are you even listening to me?
00:57:04No, Mom, Mom, listen.
00:57:06I'm sorry, okay?
00:57:07Eva's my wife, and I've made up my mind.
00:57:09I'm not leaving her.
00:57:12Eva?
00:57:19Oh, thank you.
00:57:20I mean, look.
00:57:21Ha, ha.
00:57:22Good day?
00:57:23Oh, thank you, Mom.
00:57:25This is for you, Grandma.
00:57:31Oh, wow.
00:57:33That's so cool.
00:57:34Did you make it?
00:57:35Derek, this is from Eva and I.
00:57:38Oh, thank you so much.
00:57:40Thanks, guys.
00:57:41I'm glad you're here.
00:57:44We got you.
00:57:45Oh.
00:57:45Oh, damn, these are nice.
00:57:49Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:57:56Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:57:58It's in the other room by the train set.
00:58:00Here, I'll go with you.
00:58:01Remember the song that we sang?
00:58:03Ready?
00:58:03Ready?
00:58:04Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:58:06What do we got, guys?
00:58:07Billy.
00:58:07Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve.
00:58:13You never told me.
00:58:17Have we met before?
00:58:22Have we met before?
00:58:25She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:58:31I don't know what you're getting at.
00:58:34Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:58:45I don't know what you're talking about.
00:58:46Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:58:47They're very common.
00:58:48I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child.
00:58:52No matter how I feel about him.
00:58:56Maybe.
00:58:59Are you okay?
00:59:02Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:59:05No.
00:59:06I'm fine.
00:59:08Um.
00:59:10Oh, I almost forgot.
00:59:14I got you this.
00:59:15You got me a gift, too?
00:59:17Tis the season.
00:59:19Open it.
00:59:33Gloves.
00:59:35Did you make these?
00:59:37Yeah.
00:59:38I know this is a fake marriage, but that's Christmas.
00:59:42You've already done so much for me.
00:59:44I just wanted to do a little something for you.
00:59:48How do they feel?
00:59:49Warm, right?
00:59:51Yeah.
00:59:52Warm.
00:59:54Soft.
00:59:58Perfect.
01:00:02Thank you, Eva.
01:00:04I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
01:00:08Really?
01:00:10Yeah, my mom.
01:00:11She partied all the time.
01:00:13And I got gifts.
01:00:14Plenty of them, but...
01:00:16I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:00:20Nothing personal.
01:00:22Well, you deserve it.
01:00:24You're a good guy.
01:00:25And someday you'll find someone special
01:00:30to spend all your Christmases with.
01:00:34What if that day's today?
01:00:38What if I already found someone special?
01:00:43Right here.
01:00:44What if I already found someone special?
01:01:09Max, we can't...
01:01:12If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
01:01:19Come on.
01:01:21I don't want you to stop.
01:01:28No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:41No matter how many years pass, I don't want you to stop.
01:01:47I don't want you to stop.
01:01:52I don't want you to stop.
01:01:55God, you are driving me fucking insane.
01:02:01Piper!
01:02:11Piper?
01:02:13She can't see us.
01:02:32Eva?
01:02:36Grandma, I'm up here.
01:02:51That was way too close.
01:02:53Yeah.
01:02:54We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:59Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:04Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:08You still haven't given me mine.
01:03:15Let me give it to you.
01:03:17Let me give it to you.
01:03:18Let me give it to you.
01:03:18Let me give it to you!
01:03:20Let me give it to you!
01:03:23Let me give it to you!
01:03:25Let me give it to you.
01:03:31Look for you!
01:03:31I can't show up!
01:03:32Let me, let me give it to you!
01:03:39Finally...
01:03:40This is huge!
01:03:40This is the time is still kept growing.
01:03:40This is mantisvillea.
01:03:46But what we will do here is toue the ref Legends part of the Central Samsung.
01:03:54Who is calling me the survey?
01:03:59Hello?
01:04:00Hello, Eva Smith.
01:04:02I'm Max's mother.
01:04:04Name your price.
01:04:05What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:08What?
01:04:09We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:04:12Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:04:17My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:04:21Piper is my daughter, and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:25So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own, but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:33There's my beautiful wife.
01:04:39You okay?
01:04:43Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:47So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:50What are you talking about?
01:04:52It's over.
01:04:53It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:59Eva, wait!
01:05:03So last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:09Well, Max, it's not real. None of it was real.
01:05:13So, this is just a goodbye.
01:05:17I didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:21Look.
01:05:23Last night, I let my guard down.
01:05:27But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:30And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:32Just tell me what you need.
01:05:35Just tell me what you need.
01:05:35I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:05:40Just say the word.
01:05:46You don't get it.
01:05:48You don't get it.
01:05:52You don't get it.
01:05:56I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:06:03I won't give up on us.
01:06:20Are we here?
01:06:22Yes.
01:06:23As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:06:30Piper, sweetie, wake up. We're home.
01:06:36How can she just walk away?
01:06:43Okay.
01:06:46Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:06:48It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:50Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:53You promised.
01:06:55Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:57Can you do this for me, please?
01:07:00All right, fine.
01:07:02When?
01:07:04Two days.
01:07:05I'll come pick you up.
01:07:06No need.
01:07:08Just send me the address and I'll be there.
01:07:15I know you and mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:07:20So don't give up, okay, daddy?
01:07:23Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:24If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:07:26I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:37I know you've got a lot of things.
01:07:42If you're a kid, you've got one.
01:07:44I encourage you to come inside and it's the truth.
01:07:45It's единstant.
01:07:48It's the truth.
01:07:49Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:07:51Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:53Boss?
01:07:55Boss?
01:07:59lady and gentlemen i am so sorry i need to go win back my family family boss you okay
01:08:07never better go get her max
01:08:14give it your best smile ah there he is maximus darling i have some prospects for you nice high
01:08:24society girls from the city oh i told you i already found the woman i love
01:08:41maximus stop this that evil woman is scamming your son tell me what kind of woman you want and i'll
01:08:49find you another you are heir to the harrison dynasty no i'm not oh i work in waste management
01:08:59and i'm a secret crime boss i'm eva's husband and i'm a father
01:09:05what
01:09:20that's her the woman who got my son head over heels
01:09:26hi welcome in can i help you find something i want to try those
01:09:34awesome i'll get him for you right away are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible
01:09:43no no no i know what i want size seven
01:09:48oh bitty can't even walk but she wants three thousand dollar heels
01:09:52come on she wants the white shoes
01:10:00ignore her she's just grumpy over the holidays um here let me help you
01:10:04come on
01:10:09she seems kind
01:10:16i shouldn't be that impressed she's just doing her job
01:10:21how do they feel well i love the style but it's too small i think i need a size up
01:10:28maybe my feet are still growing
01:10:33right away i'll be right back she's not only kind she's patient was i wrong about her
01:10:55are you gluing the heel back on
01:10:58well who gives a shit she can't walk
01:11:04that's just pure evil
01:11:09oh come on saint eva she's in a wheelchair who cares it's the last pair i get paid commission
01:11:23i'm not doing that vanessa
01:11:27see this is your whole problem this is why you'll always be broke
01:11:34i don't care if she can walk or not i'm not selling her joke
01:11:40she has to deal with people like this people who insult her all day
01:11:45i'm your manager
01:11:51sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired
01:12:00did i stutter
01:12:05you don't have to fire me
01:12:09i quit
01:12:15i don't work here anymore
01:12:19listen don't buy the shoes
01:12:21they're broken spend your heart and money elsewhere okay
01:12:24you're a good person after all
01:12:28looks like i misjudged you
01:12:30i'm sorry
01:12:33why are you still here eva
01:12:35get out
01:12:42you're not disabled
01:12:43selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped
01:12:48absolutely shameful
01:12:49who are you
01:12:51i am the chairwoman
01:12:53of the harrison group
01:12:55and the owner of the store
01:12:58you're eleanor harrison
01:13:00mother of the ceo
01:13:02i am and you my dear are fired
01:13:06what did i do
01:13:10you are a good person
01:13:12from now on this store is yours to run
01:13:19are you serious
01:13:23that's right
01:13:24don't be nervous child
01:13:27you are professional
01:13:29responsible
01:13:30far better than that two-bit manager
01:13:36you
01:13:37out
01:13:38i'll leave
01:13:42i'm leaving
01:13:45i
01:13:46i
01:13:47i feel like i'm dreaming
01:13:49no
01:13:50don't worry
01:13:51you're getting a promotion
01:13:53you deserve it my dear
01:13:57thank you
01:13:58first assignment
01:14:00i want that row
01:14:02and that row
01:14:03and the entire display case
01:14:06pack it all up and bring it to my house
01:14:13once we're home
01:14:14i'll tell her i'm her mother-in-law
01:14:17i can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter
01:14:26she's the mother of ceo
01:14:28of course she lives like this
01:14:39mrs harrison
01:14:40i'm here with your delivery
01:14:45max
01:14:46eva
01:14:48what are you doing here
01:14:50i uh
01:14:51there you are eva
01:14:55wonderful we can finally meet each other properly
01:14:57my new daughter-in-law
01:15:01what are you
01:15:01that means you really are the ceo of harrison group
01:15:10well i tried to tell you but
01:15:11stop
01:15:13and you
01:15:14you lied to me at the store
01:15:17you were both just testing me
01:15:19is this some sick game rich people play
01:15:21i'm sorry eva
01:15:23i thought you might be using my son
01:15:25just after his money
01:15:27but i was wrong
01:15:28eva please
01:15:29i don't deserve to be treated like this
01:15:31not every working class girl is after your money
01:15:34how could you think that of me
01:15:36it's not like that dear
01:15:39eva what are you talking about
01:15:41mom
01:15:42what did you do
01:15:43i i was just trying to get the two of you back together
01:15:46we're not together
01:15:48and i can't love something that was never real
01:15:54i made a horrible mistake
01:15:57what are you waiting for son
01:15:59go after her
01:16:04eva
01:16:04let me go
01:16:05i swear it's not what you think
01:16:07look we come from two completely different worlds
01:16:09stop pretending like you care
01:16:10i'm not pretending
01:16:12okay i can't fake what we have
01:16:14and everything i've done for you
01:16:15and piper
01:16:16this is real
01:16:22touch my wife again
01:16:23and i will snap every finger that you've got
01:16:25max you came
01:16:27god you weren't driving me fucking insane
01:16:32i'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband
01:16:34a good father
01:16:35just say the word
01:16:40see
01:16:42stop fighting
01:16:45we belong together
01:16:48you're wrong
01:16:49wrong about what
01:16:52that you care
01:16:53or we belong together
01:16:54look i already told you
01:16:56we're from two completely different worlds
01:16:58now i held up my end of the deal
01:17:00and i met your mother
01:17:01like we discussed
01:17:03i want a fake divorce from my fake cousin
01:17:08eva
01:17:12eva
01:17:12eva
01:17:14i'm sorry maximus
01:17:15walking away is the only choice i have
01:17:24ow
01:17:26are you okay mommy
01:17:28yeah sweetie i'm fine
01:17:30come here
01:17:39no you're not fine
01:17:40you're sad
01:17:43i'm okay sweetie
01:17:47i miss daddy too
01:17:51i want max to be my real daddy
01:17:56don't you want to be with him
01:18:01don't you want to be with him
01:18:24piper is his daughter
01:18:32enough sulking
01:18:33go get your wife
01:18:35and my grandbaby back
01:18:37don't you think i want to
01:18:39she doesn't want me
01:18:41i didn't raise you to give up
01:18:43your daughter is still out there
01:18:44you can't abandon her
01:18:46mom you don't get it
01:18:48i made a deal with eva
01:18:50to play my wife
01:18:51and piper she was
01:18:53an added bonus
01:18:55what are you talking about
01:18:57i already ran a dna test
01:19:00piper is your daughter
01:19:02what
01:19:03see for yourself
01:19:10i was right
01:19:12seven years ago
01:19:13new years that woman was eva
01:19:26eva
01:19:27hey
01:19:29daddy
01:19:31daddy
01:19:33piper
01:19:37i missed you so much sweetheart
01:19:44you came back
01:19:48i uh
01:19:51don't forget to be brave mommy
01:19:59i uh
01:20:01i was scared
01:20:02but i don't want to be scared anymore
01:20:05because what we have is real
01:20:06and it's worth fighting for
01:20:09sweetheart i have
01:20:11something to tell you
01:20:13i have something to tell you too
01:20:17piper is your daughter
01:20:19you knew
01:20:20my sweet granddaughter
01:20:23mama
01:20:23i just found out for sure a few minutes ago
01:20:29but you've known this whole time
01:20:31i was scared
01:20:32okay i didn't know if you were gonna take her from me
01:20:35i didn't know how you were feeling
01:20:38how could you not know how i felt
01:20:51i love you eva
01:20:54i love you too
01:20:57i promise
01:20:58for the rest of my life i'm going to make it up to you
01:21:02as long as we're together
01:21:04as long as we're together
01:21:04it doesn't matter where we are
01:21:15will you marry me eva
01:21:18for real this time
01:21:19yes
01:21:21yes
01:21:21yes of course i'll marry you
01:21:26yes
01:21:27hi
01:21:35looks like you're stuck with me the next christmas
01:21:37and the christmas after that
01:21:39and forever
01:21:42i wouldn't have it any other way
01:21:49who's that
01:21:52eva
01:21:54take me back
01:21:57i'm sorry i struck your tire
01:22:02looks like i have to take out the trash
01:22:04again
01:22:07no
01:22:09not funny
01:22:10you
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