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00:24¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:30¡Oh, Dios! ¡Oh!
00:32¡It's okay! ¡It's okay!
00:33¿Are you? ¿How are you?
00:37¿How am I? ¿How the fuck do you think I am?
00:39¿What did you do to me?
00:42Vlad, I'm sorry.
00:44We were so drunk.
00:46And then you said that you might want to be dominated.
00:51Just to try it.
00:53But then nothing happened because I myself was so drunk.
00:56And then, God, I passed out and this whole thing is just a huge misunderstanding.
01:01And I'm going to get you out of here right now.
01:03Okay.
01:03Okay.
01:08Okay.
01:08Get you out right now.
01:10There we go.
01:11Okay.
01:12I'm sorry.
01:13I'm sorry.
01:17Did we, um, did we do anything?
01:21No, no, no.
01:22Nothing happened.
01:24I promise.
01:26God, I told you, um, I told you, oh, God, this is really hard to say, but last night I
01:34told
01:34you that Cynthia and John are having an affair.
01:50Um, are you, are you sure?
01:55I caught them together.
01:58I'm so sorry.
02:05Can I stay here tonight?
02:17He slept in the guest room.
02:20I couldn't tell what he was thinking when we parted ways.
02:23So in the morning I left him a note, a number for car service, and I went to the store.
02:31Now it's on him to decide.
02:34It's his choice.
02:41He'll probably never speak to me again.
02:44Maybe he'll call the police.
02:47I wouldn't blame him.
02:50It was a mistake.
02:52People make mistakes, and I made one.
03:28The door can stick.
03:31Oh, you better come around.
03:45I thought you'd left.
03:48Well, I just went for a walk.
03:52How are you feeling?
03:56That was the best sleep I've had in three years.
04:02Would you like coffee?
04:03I'd love some.
04:11You, uh, dropped your phone in the toilet last night.
04:16I could put it in some rice or...
04:18A nice one, Vlad.
04:27Thanks.
04:36Is it not, not okay?
04:39It's the best coffee I've had in my entire life.
04:43I'm gonna do some journaling.
04:45Oh.
04:51He's still here.
04:53Uh, I'll roll you down.
05:23Hey, Balmond.
05:23¿Te has preguntado lo que su plan será?
05:28Bueno...
05:28La manera que veo...
05:31Cymtía se ha ido a la hora.
05:32¿Qué?
05:33Me dejó a la fe.
05:35Bueno, al que intentaba...
05:36Quítarse ella.
05:37Sí.
05:40¿No?
05:41No, no, no.
05:42No, no, no, no, no.
05:42No, no, no, no.
05:44No, no.
05:48¿Qué es lo que ha escrito desde mi último libro?
05:52Oh, ella se ha dicho que era hermoso.
05:56Right.
05:58Y ahora es que es que alguien más.
06:00Sorry, pero cuando ella...
06:04...y conocía donde ella era.
06:07No, ella no sabe donde tú.
06:08No, ella kind of does.
06:10Basically.
06:12¿Cómo?
06:15¿Qué te dice?
06:19Sí, tú escribiste en mi teléfono sobre necesidad de tiempo.
06:22¿Qué?
06:23Tengo mi teléfono conmigo.
06:27Y vi las mensajes de teléfono en mi computadora.
06:30Sí, tú tienes Wi-Fi nexto a la cama. Probablemente rentals, creo.
06:34Oh, bueno, lleno. Debería haber decidido...
06:37No, tú escribiste eso.
06:39No, no lo escribiste.
06:42Sé que no lo escribiste.
06:45No, no lo escribiste.
06:46Es ok.
06:49Es interesante.
06:58¿Te pusiste algo en mi drink last night?
07:00No, nunca haré algo así.
07:06No, no.
07:07Bien, porque estoy diciendo la verdad.
07:16No, no.
07:16Voy a tomar un bote.
07:50No, no.
07:58No.
08:04No.
08:06No, no, no.
08:19Sí, sí, sí.
08:39You're very impressive.
08:48Oh, the kayak tipped.
08:50Oh, but you're all right?
08:52Yeah, I'm fine.
08:53I just need to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini.
08:57It's from The Simpsons.
09:01And there are some pants of John's in the dresser.
09:04You don't like me like this?
09:09D.H. Lawrence is great.
09:11You forget, you think he's going to be nuts, and then he's amazing.
09:15Oh, yes, the first line is something like,
09:17ours is essentially a tragic age, so we refuse to take it tragically.
09:23God, you're impressive.
09:24Oh, please.
09:25I just learned all those first lines so I can show off to boys like you.
09:28Oh, it's effective.
09:33Is that your new book?
09:35Oh.
09:36Oh.
09:38Yeah.
09:39Yes.
09:40Do you like it?
09:42It's the best work I've ever done, but I'm still trying to figure out an ending.
09:48Do you want to write together?
09:51No.
09:53I'll go get my computer.
09:54Well, where are your clothes?
09:56I can wash them.
09:57Uh, they are on the porch.
10:02The jeans can't go in the dryer.
10:10It's okay.
10:14He made me feel dirty.
10:18I dropped out of school shortly after.
10:22Did you ever alert the school about what had transpired?
10:25No.
10:26Why not?
10:28I was ashamed of myself.
10:31I thought professors were gods.
10:35I was just a townie kid, and all I had was being good at school.
10:45I don't want to ruin anyone's life, but I was so vulnerable back then, and him doing that.
10:53It wasn't...
10:57kind.
11:05You were in his wife's class?
11:08Yes.
11:09What was the nature of your relationship with her?
11:21Honestly, I didn't know her that well.
11:25She was a good teacher.
11:55You don't have to look down.
11:58Nope.
12:03Did you ever have an affair with a student?
12:06No.
12:07Yes.
12:09But he was a grad student.
12:11He was in his late 20s, and I was in my early 30s.
12:17I was in my prime.
12:18Well, are you still in your prime?
12:20Not in the same way.
12:21And he was, um...
12:23I was wild about him.
12:25Why?
12:27He made...
12:29the most incredible eye contact.
12:33Mm.
12:34¡Hum!
13:21¡Suscríbete al canal!
13:34Big ol' verdict.
13:36You don't need me for that part.
13:44Sid.
13:53It's been so long since anybody's cooked for me.
13:56That was, um, that was special.
13:59I'm happy you enjoyed it.
14:02Today was productive.
14:04I wrote 12 pages.
14:06I'm so glad.
14:07I actually didn't write a word.
14:10Too distracted?
14:13Sure.
14:15So how long do you think John and Cynthia have been at it?
14:19I really don't want to think about that.
14:22I don't know.
14:23But...
14:47I don't know.
14:48I don't know that.
14:56I need to tell you something.
15:01I did something bad.
15:06I didn't hand it my paper, professor.
15:12My trouble.
15:16Excuse me.
15:37I... I am... I'm so sorry.
15:40Oh, God, don't be sorry, please.
15:44Didn't you say that that's what we were going to do last night?
15:47I don't want to act out your high school fantasy of some pervy older woman.
15:52I... that... that's not what I want. I thought that's what you wanted.
15:55I don't.
15:55I want... I want to do what you want.
15:57Well, I want you to do what you want.
15:58How do I make you happy?
15:59Please don't try to make me happy.
16:10God, Vlad, did I... make it all up?
16:17What?
16:19Oh, I'm gonna...
16:22I'm gonna go get ready for bed.
16:27Should I join you?
16:29Stop asking me questions.
16:57Well, I saw you at that faculty meeting.
16:59I wanted to do this to you.
17:10Oh, God.
17:14And when I came over that first time, I wanted... to do this.
17:20Oh, Jesus.
17:21I don't know.
17:34And when I came over to swim, I wanted to do this.
17:43I want to be in the conference room now one day.
17:48I wanted to go on your knees.
17:50Oh, God.
17:51Under the table.
17:52Oh, God.
18:11I want to go on your knees.
18:12Just take this off.
18:13No work you can.
18:24Oh, my God.
18:26I'm coming.
18:34We're so high.
18:37No, no, no.
19:06What?
19:06You can't come.
19:08You sure?
19:09Yes.
19:58Flat?
20:00Yeah.
20:06You can go to the guest room.
20:11Okay.
20:54What the hell, it's me.
21:01I like his undies.
21:02Fuck you, man.
21:03Oh, where are you going?
21:07Nice work.
21:09Seriously.
21:10I'm impressed.
21:11If you say one more word, I will kill you.
21:22Don't get too close.
21:23Oh, I'm freezing.
21:28Are those my pants?
21:29Vlad has been staying in the guest room because he needed a little space, that's all.
21:33You don't have to lie.
21:34You are not allowed to say anything, right?
21:35Oh, I'm allowed to say exactly what I want.
21:36For any reason, but even more so, even more so, even more so, even more so, what about you and
21:41Cynthia?
21:42What?
21:43Cynthia?
21:45What?
21:46Hey, stop fucking laughing.
21:48I'm sorry.
21:49I can't help it.
21:50Friends, Cynthia is way above my pay grade.
21:53You said you caught them, right?
21:56Caught us doing what?
21:57I did.
21:58I saw you together at some...
22:03You were with her.
22:05Yeah, well, unlike the two of you, we were not fucking.
22:10Cynthia's finishing her memoir and I'm writing an epic poem.
22:14Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
22:15So you, you, you weren't betraying you?
22:19No, sir.
22:23You said you saw them together.
22:25Well, I did.
22:26I thought I did.
22:27You were writing?
22:29You are not the only one that can write.
22:30At two o'clock in the morning.
22:32That's right.
22:32We take drugs and then we write.
22:35It's fun.
22:35What?
22:40What the hell is wrong with you?
22:41She's sober, you fuck.
22:43Cynthia can make her own choices.
22:44No, she can.
22:45You have no idea what she's doing.
22:47Stop.
22:49It was her idea.
22:50Of course it was, because she's an addict.
22:52She bought them.
22:52I kept them.
22:53It's like half an Adderall.
22:55She's fine.
22:55Oh, you have no fucking clue, you moron.
22:57She just wants to get this book done and move out of that fucking condo so it can stop being
23:01about you all the time.
23:02What?
23:03When has it ever been about me?
23:15Can I borrow your phone?
23:17Why?
23:18To call my fucking wife.
23:20Oh, yeah, sure.
23:24Tell her I said hi.
23:26Fuck you.
23:26Shut your fucking mouth.
23:44You want to know about the hearing?
23:45Yes.
23:49The complaints were dismissed.
23:51I won't teach again, but I got to keep my pension, so I won.
23:56You don't seem happy.
23:58I think it was a mistake to involve Sydney.
24:01She'll get over it.
24:02No, I think I fucked it up for a while.
24:05Okay.
24:08I had a thought.
24:12Maybe we revisit our agreement.
24:16What do you mean?
24:18We're not getting any younger.
24:20We could recommit.
24:24I mean, isn't this all starting to feel a little sad?
24:28After you're finished, of course.
24:32What did she say?
24:36Uh, she said that you help her feel like a normal human.
24:49Well, I'm going to bed.
24:55Okay.
25:11You want to know what I want?
25:20I want you to meet me here once a week.
25:28Say you will.
25:53You inspire me.
26:05There was a time in my life when that was the most exciting thing that someone could say to me.
26:20I'm just getting my notebooks.
26:24Should I change the sheets?
26:28It might be wise.
26:30Was it everything you wanted?
26:32John.
26:33It's the best feeling, though, isn't it?
26:35What?
26:37Desire.
26:38I thought it was about desire, but it's not about that as much as what the desire did.
26:46It was invigorating.
26:48It gave me this.
26:49Got your groove back.
26:50Jesus.
26:51She's still got it.
26:53John, please.
26:55So what's it about?
26:58I'll, uh...
27:01I'll let you read it when it's published.
27:03You think it'll sell?
27:04I think it could give me a whole new life.
27:07You want a whole new life?
27:08Well, I want choices.
27:10I want options.
27:11I want...
27:11Power?
27:12I think the kids call it agency.
27:17Are you...
27:19Coming to bed?
27:23I don't know.
27:26You don't like that ending?
27:37It has recently come to my attention that both Vladimir and John are thinking of me as a character in
27:44their own story.
27:47And they both have an idea about how it's going to play out.
27:53But there are forces beyond anyone's control.
28:01A fire breaks out when we're asleep.
28:05Just like in a gothic novel.
28:08As though that obsession, that thrill of desire, goes up in flames.
28:15Wake up!
28:16John!
28:17Wake up!
28:18Get up!
28:19There's a fire!
28:20Get up!
28:21Oh, shit.
28:22What happened?
28:23Shit.
28:24Fucking door.
28:25It's dark.
28:25Get out of the fucking way.
28:26And I understand.
28:28Get out of the fucking way.
28:29I got it.
28:30Fucking way!
28:31My door.
28:32Get away, you fucking...
28:34That I have to make a choice.
28:36Get out of the fucking way.
28:38Get out of the fucking way.
28:45Wait, wait, wait.
28:46Where are you going?
28:49What?
28:49Wait, wait, wait, wait, stop!
28:51What are you doing, please?
28:53Wait!
28:58A whole new life.
29:13And this is how it plays out.
29:17I finish my book about a woman's obsession with her younger colleague.
29:23Vlad writes a book about a tender affair with an older professor.
29:28Mine does much better.
29:30It speaks to a certain need.
29:34Well, don't worry.
29:36I call 9-1-1.
29:37Everybody gets out.
29:47You don't believe me?
29:51Why are men great till they gotta be great?
29:54Woo!
29:55I just took a DNA test.
29:58Turns out I'm a hundred percent that bitch.
30:01Even when I'm crying crazy.
30:02Yeah, I got boy problems.
30:04That's the human in me.
30:05Bling, bling.
30:06Then I solve them.
30:07That's the goddess in me.
30:08You could've had a bad bitch.
30:10Non-committal.
30:11Help you with your career.
30:13Just a little.
30:14You're supposed to hold me down.
30:16But you're holding me back.
30:17And that's the sound.
30:19I mean, I'm calling you back.
30:21Why are men great till they gotta be great?
30:24Don't text me.
30:25Tell it straight to my face.
30:27Best friends set me down in the salon chair.
30:30Shampoo press.
30:32Get you out of my hair.
30:33Fresh photos with the bomb lighting.
30:36New man on the Minnesota Vikings.
30:39True verse needed something more exciting.
30:42Bum-bum-bee, dum-bee, dum-bum-bee.
30:47With the bomb lighting.
30:50Yeah.
30:51Oh, oh.
31:03Yeah.
31:03So my unless you ever get going to be great.
31:06That's Michelle.
31:07God.
31:09Yeah.
31:25Oh my god.
31:27My goodness.
31:28Yeah.
31:29And so, thank you.
31:30Yeah.
31:33Gracias.
32:03Gracias.
32:33Gracias.
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