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00:02You
00:20My mom had me when she was my age 15 so I got the sex talk when I was only
00:26seven
00:27But it wasn't your typical birds-and-bees crap
00:31And again, there's not much typical about my mom
00:34Do you have a pen I can borrow sex men want it
00:40And they think you should give it to them, but you should never give anything unless you're getting something in
00:47return
00:51Hey, there are two things you can get from sex with a man
00:56Passion or power
00:57You're such a loser
01:01But you better make sure you're getting something otherwise you're just getting screwed
01:12Oh and use a condom
01:17My mom never lets her guard down
01:21She's always in control
01:24What happens when you're way too cool
01:27It was a really effective sex talk
01:32I'm still a virgin
01:33Virginia Miller
01:34Can I talk to you in the hall for a minute?
01:45Virginia
01:46It's Ginny
01:49Your stepfather's been in an accident. Your mom's on her way here with your brother
01:54I'm so sorry, honey. He didn't make it
02:08Poor Amber Van. I mean, I know they have their problems with the divorce, but still, she must be devastating.
02:14Have you seen the wife? Who shows that much cleavage at a funeral?
02:21Oh
02:21Oops, pardon me. I tripped
02:29Kenny was the best
02:30Kenny was the best
02:31The best
02:33After being a single mother for so long
02:35He was like a godsend
02:37He was like a godsend
02:38And he was wonderful
02:40With Virginia and Austin
02:43He treated him like his very own
02:45Well, they weren't his own
02:48Yet they're getting all his money
02:49Giving poor Davey's inheritance to that
02:52Trash
02:56He was a bastard
02:57He was a generous angel
02:59And I can't believe he's gone
03:03Passion
03:04Passion
03:04Power
03:04Men
03:05Sex
03:06I'll take her word for it
03:08She's the expert
03:11I'm nothing like my mom
03:32In the shower
03:32It wasn't me
03:34She even caught me on camera
03:35It wasn't
03:36Hey
03:36I'm sorry
03:37Do you think this song is appropriate for the nine-year-old in the back?
03:40Oh, please
03:40He doesn't understand any of it
03:42Austin, what's this song about?
03:44Doing it on the bathroom floor and getting caught in line so he don't get in trouble
03:48Go back to your Harry Potter game
03:51What are you wearing?
03:52You look like Vanessa Hudgens at Rydell High
03:54The fact that your Rizzo is Vanessa and not Stockard is literally everything that's wrong with your generation
03:59Stockard is great
04:01Okay, but Vanessa surprised everyone
04:03Who knew?
04:04You lack
04:05You look like you have gangrene
04:08You're gonna lack Massachusetts
04:10It's very patriotic
04:12Perfect for a fresh start
04:14You can't get pregnant
04:16You know something I don't?
04:18A baby named Massachusetts
04:20A Wellsberry
04:21It's child abuse
04:22Barry is kinda cute
04:23You said we'd be here for a while
04:25Right, Mom?
04:26Just the three of us?
04:27Remember that road trip Kenny took us on?
04:29Down to the Great Basin?
04:30The desert?
04:31Yeah
04:31It went on and on and on and on
04:34Well, Mama's day and life is like that desert
04:37Nothing inside as far as the eye can see
04:39There was nothing in that desert
04:41There was nothing in that desert
04:43I'll believe it when I see it
04:45You're crabby today
04:48What's wrong?
04:49I'm sad
04:50I'm a human and I'm having an emotion
04:52Am I allowed to be sad?
04:53Sad?
04:54You hated Texas
04:55Maybe I miss Kenny
04:56You hated Kenny
04:57You hated Kenny
05:00Down, down
05:01Deeper and down
05:03The rumour burned deep straight through the tower
05:08When it landed
05:11Everybody saw
05:13That the truth said people called
05:20Down, down
05:21Deeper and down
05:24The rumour burned deep
05:24Over as a hedge
05:27Big as you try
05:29Hi Mr. Officer
05:32Was that racist?
05:34That was racist right
05:36Guess we're not leaving that bullshit behind in the cell
05:39What was with you?
05:41Hi Mr. Officer
05:42You sound like a bad corn
05:43I could use to go pat down
05:45Been a while
05:46Gross. Seriously. Just gross.
05:49Scarring. I'm scarred.
06:07You like it.
06:10You like it.
06:12It looks like Paul Revere boned a pumpkin spice latte.
06:15With morality they intent is pure trash.
06:18No recyclables, who are you the judge?
06:20Mark my words. We are gonna run this town.
06:23Run it. Burn it to the ground.
06:25It's like a young JFK.
06:28Like the desert, right?
06:32It's a far cry from the walk-up in Houston.
06:35And the apartment in New Orleans. Look at it.
06:38It's just ours. Just the three of us?
06:40Mm-hmm.
06:42I'm peeing the biggest bedroom!
06:44Coming?
06:54Help me!
06:56Quick, help me!
06:58Shut up!
07:03You little bitch.
07:05Come here!
07:07I'm gonna kill you, Mary!
07:11I'm gonna kill you, Mary!
07:13I'm gonna kill you, Mary!
07:35You're east on the side of the road in clear view of everyone.
07:38Neighbors, the cops.
07:39Seriously.
07:40I wanna know what was going through your brain.
07:43Oh, it's legal now.
07:44Not for you,
07:45It isn't.
07:46You get inside that house,
07:47You are grounded!
07:52Acknowledge me, dammit!
07:53Alright,
07:54I'm grounded.
07:56Hey,
07:56But why is dinner though?
07:57because I'm really hungry.
07:59Ah!
08:04Shit.
08:06Hello?
08:07The door's open.
08:09Come on in.
08:11Hi there.
08:12I'm Ellen Baker.
08:14Welcome to the neighborhood.
08:15Georgia Miller, and you brought cookies.
08:17Aren't you a peach?
08:19You live right across the way, right?
08:21I think I saw you drive in earlier.
08:23Saw that, did you?
08:24Mm-hmm.
08:25Right.
08:26Well.
08:28Okay, get this.
08:29I'm driving home, and I see him on the corner
08:32smoking a joint in the middle of the sidewalk.
08:34No shame.
08:35Not a care in the world.
08:36Just getting stoned on a Sunday.
08:38When I was a kid, we had the decency
08:40to use eye drops and be paranoid.
08:42I get it.
08:42I'm a teenager.
08:43What?
08:45No way.
08:46When did you give birth when you were 12?
08:48Fifteen.
08:50Shit.
08:54Fifteen.
08:55Yep.
08:55I don't know, Dad.
08:56It's a house.
08:57It's big.
08:59I'm unpacking now, and it just seems like an exercise in futility.
09:11What?
09:12No, yeah, I'm listening.
09:15Yeah, Mom's fine.
09:26Um, hey, Dad, I'll call you back later.
09:30Peach, I got you a present.
09:36Gross.
09:38Totally gross, but I thought you could wear it to school tomorrow.
09:40I'm not gonna be white and bougie even if you put me in a cable knit sweater.
09:44What if I put you in a charcoal infinity scarf?
09:49This is the new thing you're doing now?
09:51Hate on Mom?
09:52Come on.
09:53This isn't us.
09:54We're like the Gilmore Girls, but with bigger boobs.
09:57I'm just tired.
09:59Big day tomorrow.
10:00New school number five.
10:01You know, I read that stability is crucial for children in their formative years.
10:05Maybe that's why Austin still wets the bed.
10:07This place is different.
10:08I can feel it.
10:09We're gonna put down roots.
10:11That's what you said about Houston.
10:12Yeah, I was admittedly wrong about Houston.
10:13Whatever, Mom.
10:14It's always the same.
10:15Hey, try to be a bit more creative.
10:17This super stereotypical angsty teen girl routine you got going on, frankly, it's boring.
10:29I hate it when you're mad at me.
10:31Mom, come here.
10:38It's me and you against the world, kid.
10:40Remember that.
10:42That's dramatic.
10:43What about Austin?
10:44I don't want you to be nervous about tomorrow.
10:46I'm not.
10:47Liar.
10:47I'm not nervous.
10:49I do need to get a good night's sleep.
10:52Ah, you're so responsible.
10:54Sometimes I can't believe you came out of me.
10:58Fun visual.
10:59Thanks for that.
11:03Mom, what?
11:05Nothing.
11:06Not peach.
11:09Ugh.
11:17I don't know.
11:33You're welcome.
11:35I don't know.
11:37I don't know.
11:38I don't know.
11:40I don't know.
12:00I hear the voices in my head, my middle fingers about the pledge.
12:12Oh, can't you see that doing red? Some things are better left unsaid, yeah.
12:24I put two gunshots in the air, the people scattered everywhere, but I don't really give a care.
12:41Nope, some things in life are just unfair, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:49I walk over like a soldier, I'm high like Arizona, mix the bacon and the soda, ain't mixin' bacon soda,
12:56mm-yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:58Ain't scared of no rain, ain't, ain't.
13:01I walk over like a soldier, and I'm cold as North Dakota, mix the bacon and the soda, ain't mixin'
13:07bacon soda, mm-yeah, mm-yeah.
13:10Ain't scared of no rain, I hear the voices in my head.
13:14Come get tased.
13:26Hey, kids! Come here!
13:30What's your name?
13:34Georgia.
13:40Who happened to your face, Georgia?
13:44You know, I'm gonna give you some advice.
13:45It looks like you need it.
13:47You win more flies with honey, but if you get yourself a bee, sting first.
14:07Hey, kid.
14:11Who are you?
14:11My kids and I just moved in across the street.
14:14I hear ya, bud.
14:16I can't sleep out, really.
14:18Help me out right now.
14:21Say something, y'all butt or not?
14:26Thanks, kid.
14:28It's Marcus.
14:29Don't do drugs, Marcus!
14:37Is this it?
14:39This is nothin'.
14:40This is nothin'.
14:40Hogwarts makes this look like a joke.
14:42Yeah.
14:43Would Harry Potter be scared?
14:45No, but Ron would.
14:46Yeah, well, Ron's a pussy.
14:48Okay, now, soldier.
14:49Tin-hut!
14:50Remember, you win more flies with honey, but if you get yourself a bee...
14:54Sting first, crucio!
14:56Oh!
15:00Hey!
15:02Hey, hey, hey, it's okay.
15:05You're magic, remember?
15:08Look at that kid!
15:13Get on in there, then.
15:17First day's always the hardest.
15:19I'm Cynthia.
15:20George Miller.
15:21This is Bev and Bonu.
15:23We were thinking that you were one of the new teachers just now.
15:25You look too young to be a mom.
15:28Oh!
15:28I'm sure you get that all the time.
15:31Love your bags.
15:33You moved into that house on Bradley Street.
15:35The one with the working fireplace and the crown mold and...
15:37How did you know?
15:38I'm in real estate.
15:40Cynthia is the land mogul of Wellsbury.
15:43Georgia, what is your feeling on organic produce?
15:50Organic produce?
15:51What would you say if you found out the elementary school only offered fast food options to our children for
15:58lunch?
15:59Pizza, chicken nuggets, cheeseburgers.
16:03Sounds like a problem.
16:05I'm so happy to hear you say that.
16:07You'll have to come to the school board meeting tomorrow night.
16:10I'm hosting it at the neighborhood club.
16:12Paul Randolph is going to have to pay attention to us if we show up in force.
16:16Tell me you'll be there.
16:17Paul Randolph?
16:18The mayor.
16:19He runs the town, but he's not a parent.
16:21So, say you'll be there.
16:24I'll be there.
16:26Amazing.
16:27We need as many outreach moms making mistakes as possible.
16:30Mm-hmm.
16:31Anyway.
16:34Okay.
16:43Virginia, I should warn you, we keep a rigorous pace in AP English.
16:47The AP students take this very seriously.
16:50So, if my class proves to be too much for you, I suggest you do yourself a favor and move
16:54down to regular English.
16:56Okay? I'd hate to see you bite off more than you could chew.
16:59Uh, we cover all the greats, Steinbeck, Salinger, Miller, Homer, Fitzgerald, Shakespeare, of course.
17:07Um, 16 books total.
17:10Okay?
17:10It's Ginny.
17:14I'm living in a Crest commercial.
17:16Welcome back, AP English.
17:19Hiding in the back there, you will find our new student, Virginia Miller.
17:23I trust you will make her feel welcome.
17:26It's Ginny.
17:27Now, I know it's our first day back from summer vacation, but I thought it was an excellent opportunity for
17:32a pop quiz.
17:33Those of you who didn't do the summer reading of The Crucible are in for a world of pain.
17:39Uh, don't worry, Virginia, I don't expect you to have read it.
17:44Oh, yes, you have a question.
17:46There are 16 books on this syllabus?
17:49Yes. Like I said, you can always drop down to regular-
17:5214 of them were written by men, 15 were written by white people.
17:55And I'm willing to make a guess that the one black author will crop up in the syllabus just in
17:58time for Black History Month.
17:59Am I right?
18:01Excuse me?
18:01I'm very serious about my education, Mr. Gitton.
18:05I'm worried I might internalize an ideology that the main viewpoint, the viewpoint worth studying in class, the viewpoint of
18:10the greats, is only that of the white male.
18:13That's eradicating my voice is immaterial.
18:15And finally, I'm worried I won't be stimulated intellectually.
18:19Also, I have read The Crucible, and I'm confident that I can take the pop quiz today.
18:25Are you quite through, Virginia?
18:27No.
18:29Please call me Ginny.
18:31Well, I don't know how things were done at your last school, Ginny.
18:36But here, we don't tolerate political outbursts and grandstanding at the expense of your peers' class time.
18:44Yes, Maxine?
18:45Hi. I'm, like, also super concerned about my subconscious digestion of the superiority of the white male perspective.
18:51And also, I have period cramps, so can I go to the nurse?
18:54Yes.
18:56Okay, that's it.
18:58For the rest of the class, we will be silent and take the pop quiz.
19:01It's worth 10% of your first semester grade.
19:09You're new, right?
19:11Just moved in across the street?
19:14It's Monday.
19:18What kind of cultural wasteland are you from?
19:21You've never heard of the band Wednesday?
19:27Yeah, I have.
19:28They have that one song.
19:30No, they don't.
19:32They don't exist.
19:33I just made them up.
19:35Grabbed the first shirt I saw this morning.
19:36Whatever.
19:38I met your mom last night.
19:41Yeah, well, she can be very friendly.
19:43She asked me for weed.
19:45She wasn't that friendly.
19:46Yeah, well, she can also be kind of a bitch.
19:48I'm giving up with the make-believe.
19:51Marcus, be gone.
19:54See you around, neighbor.
19:57Sorry about Marcus.
19:58He's an asshole.
20:00Yeah, total asshole.
20:01Yeah, he's my twin brother.
20:03Oh, I'm sorry.
20:04No, no, I'm sorry.
20:05I should've strangled him with my umbilical cord in the womb
20:07and done humanity a solid.
20:11Are you coming?
20:14So, where are you from?
20:16Texas.
20:16Texas.
20:17That's so exotic.
20:18Are you straight?
20:19What?
20:20You know, like gay, straight, them, they.
20:21Do they even let you be gay in Texas?
20:23Um, I'm straight.
20:24Ugh, such a bummer.
20:26There are no good gays here.
20:28You are going to love my friends, okay?
20:31So, that's Nora.
20:33That's Jordan.
20:34That's Brody.
20:34That's Hunter.
20:35And this is Abby.
20:36Guys, this is Jenny.
20:38She is my new neighbor.
20:39She's from Texas.
20:40And I'm in love with her,
20:41so y'all need to worship her and be nice.
20:43Um, howdy.
20:46Howdy.
20:47God, I love Southern accents.
20:49You know, I feel like you could get away with saying
20:51the nastiest shit, and it would still come out
20:53sounding all sweet and charming,
20:54like you were offering me lemonade, you know?
20:57Like, I'll cut your face!
20:59See?
21:00He's so charming.
21:02And you know what?
21:03Your skin is flawless to you, General.
21:05Oh, sorry.
21:06Is that like when white girls touch black girls' hair?
21:08Look, if you're being an offensive dick,
21:09it's just because we have more Starbucks than black people.
21:11So, why'd you move to Wellsbury?
21:13Um, my stepdad died.
21:16Oh, it's fine.
21:18Well, how did you die?
21:20A car accident.
21:21A little heart attack and then a car accident.
21:24That's horrible.
21:25Was anyone else hurt?
21:26Was he on the highway?
21:27Was he on a motorcycle?
21:29I saw the most gruesome motorcycle accident.
21:31This one time, this guy's arm was literally
21:33like four lanes away from the rest of him.
21:35And you know what?
21:36My stupid idiot twin,
21:37he's probably gonna end up the exact same way, right?
21:39Because he just bought a motorcycle,
21:41which is even more pathetic than it sounds,
21:42because our birthday is not even until December,
21:45which is when he could even ride the damn thing.
21:46And by that point, the roads will be all icy
21:48and he'll probably just die immediately, you know?
21:50Chill. Max.
21:54Oh, I didn't mean to, like, bring up painful memories for you.
21:57It's just, I really love all that gruesome shit, you know?
21:59Like, I'm so morbid.
22:01I've seen every episode of SVU,
22:02and I only listen to podcasts about girls like me
22:04getting brutally murdered.
22:05Do you, uh, want some of my yogurt?
22:08Uh...
22:08You know what?
22:09You're right.
22:10The food here is crap.
22:12Let's sneak off campus and get some tacos.
22:16Come. Seriously.
22:24Mmm. Hello again, JFK.
22:28Thanks, Joe.
22:30Do I know you?
22:31I don't know. Do you?
22:34Right. Name tag. Duh.
22:36With City Hall right there,
22:38I imagine you'd do a killin' at lunch.
22:39I bet they all just filter right in.
22:41Yeah? And you are?
22:43Hey, Joe.
22:44Just picking up my usual to-go again.
22:48Already got it ready.
22:49Marie!
22:51Thank you, Marie.
22:52You got it.
22:55Oh!
22:56No! Oh, I'm so clumsy.
22:58Are you okay?
22:59Georgia.
23:01Paul Randolph, mayor.
23:03That was instinct.
23:04I am so sorry.
23:05I've forgotten how to introduce myself like a human.
23:07Uh, let me start over.
23:09Hi.
23:10I'm Paul.
23:12I can't believe this is the first impression I'm making.
23:15I just moved to town.
23:16You have to let me buy you another of whatever you were having.
23:19Oh, no. Hold on. I'm sure it's-
23:19I insist.
23:20You must have lunch with me and let me make it up to you.
23:23And I'll have someone to talk to.
23:24His usual, Joe. Thank you.
23:26Uh, um, you know what? I-I usually just eat at my desk, so...
23:36But why not? You know what?
23:39All right.
23:41Georgia.
23:41Mayor Paul.
23:42Uh, no, just Paul.
23:45Just Paul.
23:46Listen.
23:46I know you're new here, but you already stumbled upon the town's best-kept secret.
23:51You see, Joe, the owner, he owns a farm just outside of town.
23:55Singing my praises, Paul?
23:56No, I'm exposing you.
23:59See, what he does is he hires a bunch of college kids to run the farm for college credit to
24:03the School of Agriculture,
24:04and then he gets a bunch of kids to run the restaurant for him for credit to the Culinary School.
24:09It is a tremendous scam.
24:11But the hummus is outrageous.
24:14I appreciate a good scam.
24:17I gotcha.
24:21Everyone here is just so happy.
24:23It's a front. They're all miserable.
24:25Everyone's just slowly marching inevitably and revocably closer to death.
24:29Also, I totally saw Hunter checking you out earlier.
24:32It's very cute.
24:35Jenny?
24:37That's my mom.
24:39No!
24:40Are her boobs real?
24:41Who's that guy she's talking to?
24:43That's Mayor Paul, waiting for my bachelor casting call, Randolph.
24:47Yeah, all the thirsty moms throw their twats at him.
24:49Let's get out of here.
24:51It's really nice.
24:52I don't get to just sit and enjoy lunch anymore.
24:55It is a complete madhouse over there.
24:57It's usually Chinese takeout and lunch with my campaign manager, Nick,
25:01who is just relentless.
25:05You know, this might be fate.
25:07What?
25:08I'd love to get a job in town.
25:10Help me meet more people, keep busy.
25:12We could try it out. Just a few weeks.
25:16Um, okay.
25:17Uh, well, Georgia, do you have any experience in politics?
25:21Not exactly, but I can help.
25:23I've been supporting myself since I was 15.
25:25I'm smart, I'm capable, I'm a fast learner, and I'm resourceful.
25:28You give me a basket of lemons, you'll have lemonade, lemon pie, and lemon meringue.
25:33I'm sorry, this card was declined.
25:35Oh.
25:35What?
25:36Do you have another one I could try?
25:37Here, just use this one.
25:39Um.
25:40Um, Georgia, I'm sure you can do all of the things, you know, with the lemons,
25:46but I'm not really hiring right now, and I've already got Nick, so...
25:50Oh, Nick's relentless.
25:52I'm sorry.
25:53I'm sorry.
25:55Of course.
25:56It was only a thought.
25:59Hey!
26:00Hey!
26:05What's wrong?
26:06Where are your glasses?
26:08Can we go?
26:10Who did this?
26:12Show me.
26:14Looks like the apple doesn't fall far from the rotten tree.
26:18Look at me.
26:19You're magic.
26:20Screw that asshole, he's a bee.
26:22And what do we do to bees?
26:36For the bees.
26:38Come on.
26:49We there, little lady?
26:51Hey there, big fat guy.
26:53You're feisty, ain't ya?
26:55Oh.
26:55You're sitting down.
26:57That's fun.
26:58We are having fun.
27:03She told you, Marty.
27:10Wanna buy me one of those?
27:12Zion.
27:13Yeah.
27:14How old are you?
27:15How old are you?
27:1617.
27:17But, it doesn't matter.
27:19The real question is, how old is Devin Fisher?
27:22Devin Fisher's 21.
27:24And does not secure his belongings when he and his girlfriend's skinny dead by Yosemite.
27:2717.
27:29I'm on a road trip.
27:30Finding myself.
27:32It's all very Jack Kerouac.
27:36Kerouac on the road.
27:38Okay, come on, how old are you?
27:43Fair enough.
27:48You know the problem with an eye for a nut.
27:51Makes the whole world blind.
27:53You go for the eye.
27:55You go for the hand.
28:01Austin.
28:02Found the super glue to fix your glasses.
28:06Honey?
28:34I saw that the truth is called.
28:41Your bedroom is amazing.
28:43I know.
28:46Oh, hey, this is really cute.
28:48Try it on.
28:53Oh, I love that on you.
28:55You have to keep it.
28:57Seriously?
28:58Yeah.
28:59100%.
28:59Looks way better on you than it ever did on me.
29:03I cannot believe how much English homework we have,
29:06and it is only our first day.
29:07Mr. Guttin is such an asshole.
29:10Oh, he's a power-hungry monster.
29:11Total troll beneath the bridge.
29:13It's like, I'm sorry you suck.
29:15Yeah, like, I'm so sorry that your dick is small
29:18and nobody wants to touch it.
29:19I'm sorry you're balding.
29:21That must be hard for you.
29:22So how are you liking Wellsberry?
29:24Is it paradise?
29:26It's weird.
29:27I'm supposed to subtly and casually ask you
29:30if you have a boyfriend.
29:33Hunter wants to know.
29:35Oh, uh, no, I don't.
29:37I've never had a boyfriend.
29:38I've never even kissed a guy.
29:40We move a lot, so I'm always the new girl.
29:42That sounds awful.
29:44Or potentially thrilling.
29:46Like, you can utterly change your personality.
29:49You'd get along with my mother.
29:50I would love to get along well with your mother.
29:52God, she is so banging.
29:54Ah, well, welcome to the opinion
29:56of literally everyone who's ever met Georgia.
29:58Georgia?
29:59And you're Virginia?
30:01My brother's Austin.
30:03Her mom named us after the places we were born.
30:06Poetic.
30:07I just, I can't believe she was with that guy today.
30:10She always does this.
30:11She moves us around and she meets a guy
30:13and then they break up so we have to move again.
30:15Or she meets a guy and then we have to move
30:17to go be with that guy.
30:18It's always about a freaking guy.
30:20I mean, I guess I can't blame her for Kenny dying,
30:22but she promised that this time would be different.
30:23And what?
30:24Noon?
30:25On our first day in town?
30:27Well, you can't move.
30:29I've decided I really like you.
30:31Really?
30:32Uh, yeah.
30:34I'm confident I can take the pop quiz today.
30:37You're my idol.
30:38Do you want a soda?
30:39Because my blood needs sugar and chemicals to focus.
30:42Sure.
30:42Cool.
30:54You stalking me, neighbor?
30:57What?
30:58No.
31:00Max invited me.
31:02No one here is being fooled.
31:06Back to the days when I was your thief and
31:11and I could play it cool.
31:17Exhausting myself trying to excite you
31:21with the same things as before.
31:24But the world's ran dry and all the tricks up my sleeve, yeah.
31:30Baby, I've got no more...
31:32Marcus, what are you doing?
31:35God, why is that in my room?
31:37Because no one checks your room.
31:38Gross.
31:38Get help.
31:39Also, can you please leave?
31:41Because we're trying to study.
31:41Past the broken heart
31:44Yeah, the end is only the same.
31:47Sorry about him.
31:49It's fine.
31:50Yeah.
32:02So what's your favorite song by Wednesday?
32:04You don't have to be a jerk.
32:06No, I don't have to be.
32:08Nice bike.
32:09Thanks.
32:10Maybe I'll give you a ride sometime.
32:12When?
32:13December?
32:20Girls always wanted to stay on the bike.
32:22All right.
32:23Here's your phone.
32:26Hey!
32:27Stop!
32:28Go!
32:47Virginia Miller, you foul idiot.
33:02That was seriously not cool.
33:14Oh.
33:19Marcus, let's go!
33:23Who's she?
33:24No one.
33:25Just one of Maxine's dumb friends.
33:39And how was your first day, dear?
33:41I have a ton of homework to do.
33:42Hey, you get back here when I am talking to you.
33:45I don't want you with that guy or on that bike.
33:49You don't understand.
33:50Oh.
33:51You think I don't understand?
33:53I understand.
33:54Believe me, Mommy.
33:55Understand.
33:57You are me.
33:58And I was an idiot.
34:00I've broken my back giving you every opportunity
34:02that I never had.
34:04So, of course, you're gonna throw it all away
34:06on the first jerk-off Sean Hunter wannabe.
34:08You know who's sexy?
34:10Skinny nerdy guy in your biology class.
34:12Have sex with that guy.
34:13Bang future Mark Zuckerberg.
34:14Have you learned nothing from Romy and Michelle?
34:16What?
34:17Nervous I might tap into your weed supply, Mommy?
34:19I'm not banging anyone because I'm not you.
34:22I don't just show up into a new town
34:23and immediately have a new boyfriend.
34:26I saw you today with that guy.
34:28What guy?
34:29Hey, honey.
34:30Look, I fixed your glasses.
34:33Why don't you tell Austin, Mom?
34:35Tell him how all your promises are shit
34:36because you're already getting your hooks into some guy.
34:39So don't give me the sob story
34:40on all the crap you went through
34:42so we could have a better life
34:43because, frankly, it's boring.
34:46You're with a guy?
34:49Austin, it's...
34:51Fine!
34:52We want to slam doors,
34:53but we could all slam doors!
35:08May I help you?
35:09I was looking for a bag.
35:11What kind of bag?
35:12A really nice one.
35:15I can pay.
35:16I meant, did you have a designer in mind?
35:18We have a lovely bag selection.
35:20Oh, okay.
35:22For a second there,
35:23I thought we were going to have a pretty woman moment.
35:26You work on commission, right?
35:28No, I don't.
35:32This is lovely.
35:35Great.
35:42I'm sorry, miss.
35:43This is declined.
35:44Do you have another card?
35:45Try it again.
35:51I'm sorry.
35:55So, I guess the pretty woman moment is going to happen after all.
36:00Mm-hmm.
36:10Hello?
36:10Hi, excuse me,
36:12but I got these as a gift from my husband.
36:14He is so well-meaning.
36:16He lost the receipt,
36:18and I told him to just come back in here and talk to you
36:20because I knew you would understand,
36:21but he was too chicken.
36:23So, here I am,
36:24returning my own wedding anniversary present.
36:27Can you believe?
36:28I was thinking store credit.
36:35Why is my card getting declined?
36:37Georgia.
36:38It's my money.
36:39Kenny left it to me.
36:40Listen,
36:40we're not dealing with chump change here.
36:43We're dealing with yoga studios.
36:44We're dealing with a house.
36:46We're dealing with an ex-wife
36:47who thinks you're the Antichrist.
36:49She's contesting the will.
36:51What?
36:52What does that mean?
36:53What does that mean?
36:54Is she talking to the cops?
36:55Cops?
36:56Why would she talk to cops?
36:57This is about the will.
36:59She's just saying she helped build his yoga franchise.
37:02Yogi Boogie Woogie or some stupid shit.
37:05Yeah, Yoga Bo Boga.
37:06Three locations.
37:07She's saying you're a cheap skank
37:09who married Kenny for his money
37:10and she deserves a part of the franchise.
37:12She really hates you.
37:14It's my money, Marty.
37:15It's legit.
37:16Listen,
37:17it's all fine.
37:18Take care of our own.
37:20And I'm taking care of it.
37:22Marty,
37:23I own a house now
37:24with a vegetable garden and everything.
37:26I need the money from Kenny's account.
37:28The garden sounds nice.
37:29Marty,
37:30you're my lawyer.
37:31Figure out my money, please.
37:35Hi, Zach.
37:36I'm Austin's mom.
37:38Would you come over here for a second?
37:41Zach.
37:43Austin was telling me about how you broke his glasses.
37:46No, I didn't.
37:47It wasn't a question.
37:48You broke Austin's glasses,
37:50which makes you a B.
37:51Austin.
37:52You were right.
37:53Austin fell and broke his glasses
37:54just like you fell and broke your nose.
37:56Understand?
37:56Ah!
37:57Ah!
37:58Ah!
37:59That was a question.
38:00Do you understand?
38:02Yes!
38:03Mm-hmm.
38:04Ow!
38:05Ow!
38:06Ow!
38:07Ow!
38:07We got a nosebleed over here!
38:09Ow!
38:11Zach!
38:12Oh!
38:13Sweetheart!
38:14Are you okay?
38:15He had a nasty little spill.
38:17Thank you so much for being here.
38:18Of course!
38:20Such a sweet boy!
38:21Oh!
38:21You should be more careful.
38:24And I'll see you tonight, Cynthia.
38:26I am so excited for the school board meeting.
38:28If we don't protect our kids, who will?
38:30Oh!
38:31That's exactly right.
38:33Oh!
38:35Sweetie!
38:40So then, after ordering the shrimp basket, Jack's like reaches into his pants.
38:44Not his pocket, Ginny.
38:45His pants.
38:46Like where his balls are.
38:47And he just pulls out a ring and he proposes.
38:49It is the best show.
38:51Hunter, do you watch Vanderpump Rules?
38:52No.
38:53Sorry.
38:53Neither does Ginny.
38:54You guys are so uncultured.
38:56She's coming over tonight so I can pop her cherry.
38:58Oh.
38:59Okay.
39:00I was just gonna ask if you want to maybe hang later tonight, but...
39:03Oh!
39:05No!
39:05She can hang.
39:07She can hang.
39:08But you just said...
39:08It's the worst show, Hunter.
39:10Once the cast turned 30, it was just sad.
39:13Okay.
39:13So, would you want to then?
39:16Uh-huh.
39:16Sure.
39:17Great.
39:18It's a date.
39:19Oh.
39:21A date?
39:22You mean as friends?
39:24Or as a date.
39:27Uh...
39:28Right.
39:29Yeah.
39:29Um, okay.
39:30Yeah, let's do that.
39:31That sounds...
39:33Good.
39:34A date.
39:35Cool.
39:35Cool.
39:38Look at you go, Texan.
39:40I have a date.
39:41You'll obviously need to borrow something to wear since all your clothes are horrible.
39:44No offense.
39:45Just like from what I've seen so far, I'm assuming.
39:48But I'm very excited.
39:49I'm-I'm dying.
39:50I've never had a date.
39:52Oh my god, this is your first date ever.
39:53This is huge.
39:54I mean, it's no big deal.
39:56Okay, I'm ignoring you because obviously, this is a big deal.
39:59Hunter Chen is v-hot and v-cool.
40:01And I will be over at six to help you get ready.
40:03I mean, whoa, I've never been this excited in my life.
40:05Whoa.
40:06Holy shit.
40:08Who's that?
40:10That is Jenny's mom.
40:15I know.
40:17I'll catch you guys later.
40:19See you tonight, Jenny.
40:24What are you doing here?
40:26You know I hate when you show up at my school.
40:28I want to make up.
40:30I don't like when we fight.
40:31I brought a surprise.
40:32Car picnic!
40:33Car picnic!
40:34Wait, whatever.
40:34Car picnic.
40:35Let's just get out of here.
40:44Bacon-y.
40:46Pass the chocolate milkshake, please.
40:48Grotesque.
40:50Okay.
40:51You have to stop.
40:53I shouldn't have gone all mom on you about that jerk off with the bike, but I had a flashback
40:59of this age.
41:00And your whole life flashed before my eyes.
41:02And you were pregnant, and broke, and a high school dropout, and all that was fine.
41:06But then, you had a super bratty teenage daughter.
41:11And honestly, that was awful.
41:13I just wouldn't wish that on you.
41:21Forgive me.
41:22Yes?
41:23Yes.
41:23Woo!
41:24You were right.
41:26He was a jerk off.
41:28Besides, um, I have a date tonight with a different guy.
41:33Zuckerberg?
41:33Mom.
41:34Your first date ever.
41:36This is big.
41:37That's what Maxine said.
41:38Maxine?
41:40Oh.
41:41Uh, my new friend.
41:43Your new friend.
41:44Well, well, well.
41:46I told you this place was different.
41:49Yeah, yeah.
41:49Give me the bacon donut.
41:54This is putrid.
42:02I like it.
42:04This will keep the swelling down.
42:09Do I want to know?
42:10You wouldn't approve.
42:14I am done here.
42:15Wow, these extensions are great.
42:17You look beautiful.
42:20You both are really ruining this for me.
42:22This is some straight Judy Blume shit.
42:24I want my ashes scattered in this closet.
42:26Don't rub your eyes.
42:27You'll smear your mascara.
42:29And under no circumstances have sex.
42:32However, if you end up giving him a blow job, there is this trick the ball.
42:35Mom!
42:36I'm kidding.
42:37No blow jobs.
42:38You're trying too hard to be edgy.
42:40It's annoying and no one likes you.
42:42I like you.
42:43She likes me.
42:44Tell me about this Hunter kid.
42:47Oh, yeah.
42:47I've known Hunter my whole life.
42:49Seventh grade is when he got hot, but he's still like super nice, so everyone loves him.
42:54And he's like super smart.
42:55He's in our AP English class, so we saw Ginny's epic take down.
42:59Take down?
43:00No, it was nothing.
43:01It was awesome.
43:03Mr. Gittin was all like, you won't be able to keep up in this class.
43:06And then Ginny was all like, you're a racist!
43:08It was awesome.
43:09He said you couldn't keep up.
43:11It wasn't a big deal.
43:12Please just don't do anything.
43:14I can handle it.
43:15Fine.
43:17You bring that to a school board meeting?
43:20Yeah.
43:22Thanks, Matt.
43:23So, where in Texas are you from?
43:26Austin, and then Fort Worth, and then Houston.
43:30Wow.
43:30You move around a lot.
43:32Must be hard to like, make friends and stuff.
43:34Yeah, it sucks.
43:37Hey.
43:38Let's just skip over all that typical first date stuff and get juicy with it.
43:43Juicy?
43:43The dirt.
43:44The goods.
43:46I'll start.
43:48When I was in fifth grade, I had crazy buck teeth.
43:51Big monster baddies.
43:55I had buck teeth, too.
43:56Yeah.
43:57I had headgear.
43:58I had a wheeling backpack.
44:00Oh, God.
44:02Oh, no, no.
44:03I have to leave.
44:14Ellen.
44:14Hi.
44:15I have your plate.
44:16It's washed and ready.
44:17Want to smoke the weed I confiscated from my delinquent son?
44:22I need this to survive tonight.
44:25Those mothers are vicious.
44:28I got that.
44:29The criminal mastermind hid it in a box in the back of his closet labeled math homework.
44:34Right?
44:36Like, I believe he'd label his homework.
44:39He doesn't even do his homework.
44:42Jenny's on a date tonight.
44:43I know.
44:44Max wouldn't shut up about it.
44:47Max is gay.
44:49She came out when she was nine by announcing her love for Barbie's boobs.
44:53Bitches got gray boobs.
44:54We're good with it.
44:56Clint and I.
44:56That's my husband, Clint.
44:58He's very supportive.
44:59He's a good dad.
45:00That's important.
45:02Jenny's dad's a good dad.
45:04Zion.
45:05He does this thing where he sends her books all the time.
45:07He writes in the margins, little notes for her.
45:09It's cute.
45:12Austin's dad's terrible.
45:13He's in prison.
45:14Prison?
45:14For what?
45:16Fraud.
45:16Embezzlement.
45:17Oh, don't worry.
45:18He was framed.
45:19How do you know?
45:22I framed it.
45:28You guys, shh.
45:29There they are.
45:33Why'd he open the door for her?
45:36He draws a Porsche.
45:39This was fun.
45:41Very fun.
45:42Wholesome fun.
45:43In a good way.
45:44Not a bad way.
45:45Lame way.
45:45I don't think you're lame.
45:47I think you're nice.
45:47You wouldn't ask me to play with your balls.
45:52Oh my god.
45:54No, it's okay.
45:55I had a good time tonight.
46:07See ya.
46:08Okay.
46:10Ow!
46:11Ow!
46:12Ow!
46:13Mom, please grow up.
46:14That was one steamy hub.
46:17Thank you for respecting my privacy and having normal mother-daughter boundaries.
46:20You're welcome.
46:25We live in one of the wealthiest cities in the U.S.
46:28I find it unbelievable.
46:30I mean, we can buy organic food.
46:32Cynthia runs Wellesbury.
46:34Trust me.
46:34To steer clear.
46:36Steer clear.
46:37Got it.
46:37My plastics are what is going to get our children.
46:40It's in our food.
46:41See, you've already met the town's most eligible bachelor.
46:44Yummy, no?
46:44It's a conspiracy.
46:47We hear you.
46:48And we do not disagree with you.
46:51However, our options are extremely limited.
46:53This is the cheapest meal plan available and our budget is stretched too thin.
46:57Unacceptable.
46:57To consider this time we can...
46:59Excuse me.
47:00Excuse me, everybody.
47:02For those who don't know me, I'm Georgia Miller.
47:05I am so grateful to Cynthia for alerting me to this problem.
47:09I know you're all familiar with Wellesbury's best kept secret,
47:12Joe's Blue Farm Cafe.
47:15His hummus is outrageous.
47:17Joe has graciously offered for a very affordable fee
47:21to provide a healthy, locally grown, organic lunch option
47:25to the school district, fresh from his farm a few miles outside of town.
47:32Okay, well in that case.
47:34Meeting's adjourned.
47:35Thank you for coming, everyone.
47:36See, I told you it would be a hit.
47:37No, you marched into my restaurant and threatened to report me
47:40to the Department of Labor for exploiting unpaid interns
47:43as full-time employees if I said no.
47:45Like I said, I appreciate a good scam.
47:48Yeah.
47:55Lemonade, lemon pie, and lemon meringue, yeah?
47:58And a delightful limoncello.
48:02How'd you convince Joe to do that?
48:04I've simply pointed out it would mean so much to the community.
48:09Uh-huh.
48:11All right, Georgia.
48:12You win.
48:13Anyone who can make Cynthia that happy is a force to be reckoned with,
48:16so can you start Thursday?
48:20Well, I thought you'd never ask.
48:30What are you doing here?
48:33So this is your room, huh?
48:35Yes, and why are you in it?
48:36Do you like him?
48:37Hunter?
48:39Why do you care?
48:40Do you like him?
48:42Yeah, I do.
48:44Okay, then.
48:46That's that.
48:49That's what.
48:50I'm just Maxine's dumb friend, remember?
48:53And who climbs through a window?
48:54This isn't some rapey John Hughes...
48:57What the hell was that?
48:59Who kisses someone right after they use the word rapey in a sentence?
49:01Sorry, sorry, sorry.
49:02It's just I know you were on that date tonight,
49:03and Maxine won't shut up about how perfect you and Hunter are,
49:05and I can't stop thinking about you.
49:09The other day when you grabbed me at...
49:10I know that it's late, but...
49:12Are you still up, love?
49:15If you don't come on over...
49:21I know we don't do dates...
49:24Just late night escapes...
49:27But since you've been so cool,
49:29I've been thinking about you...
49:31It's been a few months since we started this...
49:34She said,
49:34When you talk, are you into this?
49:37If not, it comes tonight...
49:38I don't wanna let you go...
49:42I know that it's not the real quiet...
49:44And we can see where it goes...
49:47I don't wanna sleep alone tonight...
49:50I don't wanna let you go...
50:03Do you think you can handle two fingers?
50:08Uh...
50:08Yeah, sure.
50:09I think so.
50:15Does that feel good?
50:18Yeah.
50:19Yeah, it does.
50:37There you go.
50:40Um...
50:41Here.
50:49Uh...
50:49So, um...
50:50That was my first...
50:51What?
50:53Sorry, uh...
50:55What were you gonna say?
50:56My mom's here again...
50:57Gonna get back from that...
50:58School thing soon, so...
50:59You know.
51:00Oh.
51:01Okay.
51:02Um...
51:03So, I'll see you around?
51:06Definitely.
51:08Hey, um...
51:09Can we keep this on the DL?
51:11I don't want this getting back to Padma...
51:13And...
51:14I'm sure you don't want this getting back to Hunter, right?
51:17Uh...
51:17Yeah, I was gonna say that.
51:18I would hate for such a dumb thing to ruin my chances with Hunter.
51:21Okay, then.
51:25I just need to call her.
51:25Ok, see ya.
51:28No.
51:34Ok.
51:35I'm okay.
51:36It's okay.
51:36I can't hear ya...
51:36It's pretty bad.
51:36Yeah.
51:36I've been waiting for Santa, huh?
51:36I've been waiting for Santa, huh?
51:38I'm waiting for Santa, huh?
51:38Oh, my...
51:38Oh, my God.
51:39Oh, my God.
51:41Oh, my God.
51:45Oh, my God...
51:58I hate this.
52:00Keep working on it.
52:02You should ask Kenny for some pointers.
52:05Think the mung bean burgers are done.
52:07Mung bean?
52:09Gross.
52:10I miss pizza.
52:11I hate this phony Stepford family dinner crap.
52:16What the hell?
52:17You are not going to bitch about family dinner.
52:19We are a family and we will have dinner.
52:21Kenny is not my family.
52:22Well, yes, he is.
52:23My dad is...
52:24Your dad is where?
52:25Where is he?
52:26Alaska?
52:27Last month it was Nepal.
52:30Hey, babe.
52:31When's dinner ready?
52:32I am starving.
52:34I'm going to check on it right now.
52:44You need to work on your form.
52:47How was night one in your new room?
52:50Fine.
52:53You need to hurt your back less.
52:55Okay, I got it.
52:58I got it.
53:00Kenny, stop.
53:02Kenny, I got it.
53:04Dinner's ready.
53:07Ready?
53:22Passion or power?
53:25I never feel so loud.
53:30Power is cold.
53:32It's about control.
53:34It's a game.
53:35There are winners and losers.
53:40Oh, thanks, babe.
53:41Of course.
53:45If someone has power, that means intrinsically that someone else does not.
53:53I always thought that when the time came for me to have sex, I'd want passion.
53:58Passion is hot.
53:59But now, I think you only want passion until you've been burned.
54:04Then power starts looking really good.
54:14Pardon me, right?
54:15There's something you should know.
54:16What?
54:17Oh, we're late for class.
54:18We should probably go.
54:20You have something on your shirt.
54:22Got it.
54:23Oh.
54:23Thanks.
54:24Never let your guard down.
54:27I get it now.
54:32I guess in the end, you're still just getting screwed.
54:52For the first time in my life, I've been having...
54:58I think I'm finally starting to understand my mother.
55:26...
55:28...
55:30...
55:32...
55:38...
55:40...
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