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00:03I've been so excited I've been over the moon
00:07Singing in the shower that's my favorite tune
00:13My mom always goes big for birthdays
00:17Laugh once at all your parties
00:19You gotta make your own
00:22Even when we were dead broke she'd find a way to make it festive
00:26For my 12th birthday she dropped a stink bomb
00:29So we could have the whole movie theater to ourselves
00:31And sing along to Moana as loudly as we wanted
00:34That's what Georgia does
00:35She puts a big glittering bow on everything
00:38And pretends like nothing's wrong
00:39Do what you love
00:44Your hair
00:47It's straight
00:48I wanted to change
00:49New, older me
00:51But I love your natural hair
00:53Aw, you wear it
01:02Happy birthday to you
01:05Happy birthday to you
01:08It's 7 a.m. I don't really want cake
01:09Happy birthday dear Ginny
01:12Must you sing the whole song?
01:14Yeah
01:14Happy birthday to you
01:26This came from Zion's parents
01:28You opened it
01:30They sent 500
01:32Happy birthday Ginny
01:34Aw, thanks Austin
01:39Cake!
01:40Cake!
01:41Go brush your teeth
01:4516
01:46An adult
01:47A little woman
01:48My little woman
01:49Luisa May Alcott
01:50It's all a tingle
01:51You really are growing up
01:53Does that mean you'll start treating me like a growing up?
01:56Trust me with important factors of your life
01:58Like, I don't know
01:59Off the cuff
02:00The fact that you have a sister
02:01And your real name is Mary
02:07Happy sweet 16, jerk
02:09Come on everybody
02:10Gonna light up
02:11Shine a little pride up
02:13Do what you love
02:16I've never much liked my birthday
02:19Of course
02:21Ginny, it's for you
02:29I can't believe Dad got me a piano
02:46I still remember it
02:48You think this is good
02:50Wait till you see what I got planned for tomorrow
02:51Oh God, what does that mean?
02:53Means tomorrow I planned a secret surprise
02:55Oh, goody
02:56More secrets
03:08Whoa, what's going on?
03:10Why are you smiling like you're about to tell Pinky the plan is to take over the world?
03:14Nothing
03:18I don't want the bro squad if we're trending our house
03:20Puking in our bathroom
03:21Killing my fish
03:22Okay, Brody didn't kill your fish
03:24He ate your fish
03:25Do you think it survived that trip, Max?
03:26Come on, it's for Ginny for her birthday
03:29Just do it for Ginny
03:30Yeah, do it for Ginny
03:34Fine
03:35Okay
03:37Okay, so in the past three hours you have texted me, DM'd me, Snapchatted me
03:41And you just requested $500 on Venmo
03:44I'm funny
03:45Yeah, you're a treat
03:46Have you been practicing?
03:49You sound like you're gargling
03:52Say that word I like
03:54I'm furiguesa
03:56Okay, wow, now you
03:57Okay
03:59So good
04:00So good
04:06Ready?
04:08Not really
04:09You're not
04:10No, really
04:11I've been surprised
04:12Happy birthday
04:14Happy birthday
04:14You guys really didn't have to do all of this
04:16It was mostly Max
04:17No, it was all Max, actually
04:19I'm just so happy that you moved here, you know
04:22I don't know what I would have done without you
04:23It would have been like Drake and Josh
04:24But no Josh, you know, like just Drake
04:26But not Drake, Drake
04:27Drake
04:27We should all go to concert together
04:30Okay, you know, we get it
04:32Max, you know, Jenny's the best
04:33You're amazing
04:34You're the best
04:35And I'm just over it
04:36I'm so over it
04:38And I
04:39I have to go to class
04:44That was hateful
04:45Pretty bitchy
04:46Maybe she just has something going on
04:48Like at home or something
04:49Or she's just insanely jealous
04:51She's become the Grinch who stole sophomore year
04:53I can't
04:54Hey guys
04:55I'm supposed to tell you all to look in that general direction
05:28Yeah
05:33Too long
05:39She's a little bit
05:40I'm supposed to tell you all to look in that general direction
05:42Highly
05:43She's very cute
05:44She's a little bit
05:45She's so cute
05:45I don't know
05:46I'm like
05:46And I'm excited
05:47Oh my gosh
05:48I'm so cute
05:48And I'm so cute
05:48Oh my gosh
05:49I'm so cute
05:50I'm so cute
05:51I'm so cute
05:51I'm so cute
05:52So cute
05:52Jai
05:53I'm so cute
05:54And I'm so cute
06:17Hey, all you ever got me for my birthday was an Amazon gift card.
06:21Yep, and I stand by that.
06:31People are riding electric scooters on the bike path.
06:34What are you going to do about it?
06:35Our bike cops are monitoring and assessing that-
06:38If I'm elected mayor, I will have the offenders ticketed.
06:50How do you plan on making Wellsbury more senior friendly?
06:53Boomers and millennials alike want walkable amenities.
06:58They want convenient transportation, and both will be at the forefront of my Wellsbury
07:03improvement plan.
07:11How do you propose to allocate Wellsbury's $360 million budget?
07:16Definitely the schools.
07:18I'm a mom and children of the future.
07:22All of it, all of it to the schools.
07:26My mission is to build a better and more beautiful Wellsbury.
07:31And 50% of my budget will go to the education system.
07:34The rest will be directed towards enterprise funds like Green Gardens that bring more money
07:40back into our town and to community preservation.
07:50Okay, show us the barrage of birthday notifications.
07:54It's my dad.
07:55Glad you like the piano.
07:56Happy birthday, gummy bear.
07:58He calls me gummy bear.
07:59That is so cute.
08:01My dad calls me smelly.
08:02Mm-hmm.
08:03Clint really cracks himself up.
08:04What's the plan for Saturday?
08:07I'm gonna have sex with Sophie.
08:08Oh my God, really?
08:10Yep, she's gonna swipe my V card.
08:11You guys like just started dating.
08:13Sophie's a senior.
08:14She's already had sex with two different people.
08:16Yeah, she slept with this girl she was lifeguarding with last summer because she is not perfect
08:19enough.
08:19She just needs that kind of imagery.
08:21And then she dated Ben Brandeis for a year and she had sex with him too.
08:23Okay, but are you ready?
08:24Ben Brandeis.
08:26Baywatch lifeguard.
08:27Yeah.
08:28I think I'm ready to have sex with Hunter.
08:30Hmm.
08:31That makes sense.
08:32After that display this morning, I think I'm ready to have sex with Hunter.
08:35I mean, I'm 16 now and he's my boyfriend.
08:38He's so hot and he cares about me.
08:40So yeah, I want to.
08:41Oh my God.
08:42Are we losing our virginities on the same night?
08:44Are we a movie?
08:46Okay, this is so blockers.
08:48I feel so blockers right now.
08:50This is perfect.
08:51We'll lose our virginities together.
08:53Not like in the same room together because that would be like insanely creepy.
08:56But doing it the same night is like such a best friend bonding thing.
08:58We'll have this when we're old and near death and can't chew our food anymore.
09:02So cute.
09:03Aww.
09:04FOMO.
09:04I want in.
09:05I can have sex with Jordan.
09:06Boring.
09:06You guys have sex all the time.
09:08This is our first time ever.
09:09This is special.
09:10No, it's not.
09:11It just happens and it isn't special and then you wake up and nothing's changed.
09:15I know.
09:15I know.
09:16Virginity is an antiquated construct meant to keep women sound.
09:19I know.
09:21I thought it was a good ginian present.
09:22Thank you so much.
09:24God, I am so amped for Saturday.
09:26Me too.
09:27But first, I have to survive spending the day with my mom.
09:29She's planning something so...
09:32Whoopie.
09:48Oh my God, look who it is.
09:51Avoid eye contact or she'll think we want her to sit with us.
09:55Oh my God, that's like so embarrassing.
09:58Oh, gross.
09:59She's so disgusting.
10:00Oh God, she's coming over.
10:02Guys, ew.
10:02She's coming over.
10:03No, no, no.
10:06No.
10:12No.
10:12No.
10:12No.
10:13No.
10:26Why are we like this?
10:32I don't know.
10:37Hey.
10:39You're natural.
10:40You should join the team, bud.
10:40Things like that give me stomach aches.
10:43Yeah. It's okay to be nervous.
10:46That's what Jenny says.
10:48When I'm nervous, she takes me on vacation.
10:50Vacation?
10:52In books. We go on vacation in books.
10:56Well, that is a very fun sister you have.
10:58She's the best. She said that Rosemary's weird.
11:05I don't want to go back to school.
11:08Why not?
11:09Because everyone thinks I'm weird.
11:13Weird, huh?
11:21Is that weird?
11:23Yes.
11:24Is this weird?
11:26Yes.
11:27What if I walked like this?
11:29Is this weird?
11:31Yes.
11:32Then be weird with me, man. Show me what you got.
11:34Come on.
11:36Come on.
11:37Yeah, there we go.
11:39No, really cut loose.
11:40See? Getting weird's fun, man.
11:43Yeah.
11:45Zach doesn't think so.
11:50I don't want to kick this in Zach's face.
11:59Hey, bud.
12:00What?
12:02But then I remember that I can't control how other people act.
12:10But I can control how I act.
12:13Does that make sense?
12:14Do you think you'd feel better if you apologized?
12:17Yeah.
12:18Maybe.
12:20Good man.
12:25This weekend is gonna be so relaxing.
12:27It's just gonna be lobster and lobster rolls and clam chowder and mussels.
12:32I'm getting that shellfish is a large part of being in Maine.
12:35Yes.
12:36Yeah.
12:36Hey.
12:38Are you, uh...
12:38Hey, Joe.
12:39Oh, sorry.
12:40No.
12:40You go.
12:41Uh, no.
12:42It was just...
12:45You guys ready to order?
12:47I'll take a cinnamon latte.
12:49Okay.
12:51About the other night.
12:52The other night?
12:53It was nothing.
12:54It was just a drunken nothing.
12:56But we're good, right?
12:58Yeah.
12:59Yeah, yeah.
12:59We're...
12:59We're good.
13:00Okay.
13:01Good.
13:03Um, so can I take your order?
13:06Oh, nothing for us right now.
13:07We're good.
13:09Great.
13:11Okay.
13:14So many things.
13:15Uh-huh.
13:16The other night, you got drunk with Joe.
13:18Yup.
13:19Also, I did want that cinnamon latte.
13:21Oh, crap.
13:22Hi, Mommy.
13:23Georgia, hi.
13:24Hey.
13:24I'm so Anne for tomorrow.
13:25Jenny has no idea.
13:26We were all like, wait, what?
13:28You're spending the day tomorrow with your mom?
13:29Whatever.
13:30Good work keeping it secret.
13:32She was so cute.
13:33We decorated Berry Tree with balloons,
13:35and then Hunter did the super sweet tap dance.
13:37He's such a king.
13:38It's just like their love is so real, you know?
13:39Okay.
13:40No more coffee for you.
13:42Have you ever been in love?
13:44Like, real love?
13:46Yeah.
13:46I have.
13:48I have, too.
13:49We call him Dad.
13:50Yeah.
13:50How do you know?
13:52When it's like bachelor love,
13:54not bachelor in paradise kind of love.
13:55Am I speaking?
13:56Like, I know my lips are moving.
13:58Are the sound coming out?
13:59You think you're getting there with Sophie?
14:03No.
14:03No.
14:04Just, just how do you know?
14:07It's about this spot right here.
14:10When that spot smells like home to you,
14:13that's when you're in love.
14:17I've only been married for 18 years, but sure, ask Georgia.
14:20Yeah.
14:22So, the party.
14:23Yeah.
14:23So, I told Abby and Nora to wear wigs,
14:25but if they don't, it's fine,
14:25because I have a box of wigs in my closet.
14:27Of course you do.
14:29I'm excited.
14:29It's gonna be cool.
14:30It's a sleepover.
14:32Yeah.
14:33I asked Georgia to make it a sleepover,
14:34because your dad and I are in Maine this weekend,
14:36and that way you won't have to be in the house all alone.
14:39Hmm.
14:39What about Marcus?
14:41Well, I'll be in the house all alone,
14:42but he likes to be alone.
14:43Yeah.
14:45Sleepover.
14:46It's fun.
14:47So fun.
14:48So fun.
14:50I'm so excited.
14:51Yeah.
14:52Jeannie's really gonna love it.
15:19Hey, Marty.
15:20It's me.
15:21Listen, I need a favor.
15:23There's a P.I. sniffing around.
15:26Ex-wife hired him about the will.
15:29I'm worried.
15:32I need you to do for me what you did in New Orleans.
15:37Come on, Marty.
15:38Please.
15:39I promise I will make it worth your while once this money comes through.
15:48Thank you so much, Marty.
15:52Okay.
15:54So when's the last time you and the boys were-
16:03You guys love breakfast for dinner.
16:06I'm not hungry.
16:07Me either.
16:10How was the big birthday in school?
16:13Anybody do anything fun?
16:15Not really.
16:16Really?
16:18Not even Hunter?
16:29Mom!
16:30You know I hate it when you're too lovely.
16:33Austin!
16:36He's nervous for school Monday.
16:39It's his first day back since the incident.
16:41My incident?
16:42You mean when he violently stabbed another student?
16:45Are you excited for tomorrow?
16:47Big birthday surprise?
16:48You know what?
16:49Why, Mom?
16:50Why can't you have a single real conversation?
16:53You act like nothing happened.
16:55Do you know what I want for my birthday?
16:57I want you to start treating me like an adult.
17:00Because adults have temper tantrums and then stalk away from the table.
17:08Hello?
17:10Hey.
17:11Dessert has arrived.
17:12Oh, my God.
17:14Fine.
17:15I'll vote.
17:16Jeez.
17:17How did Jenny's birthday dinner go?
17:19When did I stop being cool?
17:21What?
17:21No, you weren't very cool.
17:23She didn't even tell me about her boyfriend tap dancing for her.
17:26Her?
17:26I had to hear from Maxine.
17:27Oh.
17:28But oh, she loves the piano.
17:30The piano?
17:31My ex.
17:31The penguin.
17:32Got her a piano.
17:34Wow.
17:35Now he sounds very cool.
17:41Jenny's thriving here.
17:43She has friends.
17:45She never had friends before.
17:47She's got this adorable little boyfriend.
17:51She's happy.
17:52And I want her to be happy.
17:54I mean, that's all I want is for her to be happy.
17:59Am I a terrible mother if I'm jealous that she's leaving me?
18:04Oh, it sounds so gross saying it out loud.
18:07It just shows that you care.
18:20And I can see my face.
18:30Oh, hello.
18:34Howdy, neighbor.
18:36You got a piano?
18:53I didn't know you played piano.
18:55I watched a little.
18:56You don't have to get me any... thing.
18:59Okay, yeah.
19:00No?
19:08I painted it.
19:09You painted this?
19:12You paint?
19:13Because you don't know everything about me after all.
19:17Marcus.
19:20Thank you, I love it.
19:31Um, I have a boyfriend.
19:34Yeah, I know.
19:37We're just friends, right?
19:39Yeah.
19:40Friends.
19:42Hmm.
19:43Padma.
19:44I don't care about Padma.
19:45Well, that sucks for Padma.
19:48She obviously really likes you.
19:50Do you not care when a girl likes you?
19:52Okay, well, I think it's really inconsiderate.
19:55How you treat her.
19:56Oh, I'm sorry.
19:57I'm not perfect, Hunter.
19:58Hmm.
19:59Guess you're not.
20:00Please, that guy's such a tool.
20:02He's a ponytail instead of a personality.
20:04Hey, Hunter has a personality.
20:06Come on.
20:06Does that guy even know you?
20:08Of course he does.
20:09He's my boyfriend.
20:11And we're getting really serious.
20:13We're gonna have sex.
20:15What?
20:17Yeah.
20:18Tomorrow night.
20:20Happy birthday.
20:33Austin.
20:37Austin, hurry up.
20:38I have to pee.
20:42Austin.
20:53You excited for your big sweet 16 surprise today?
20:56Gosh, Mom, I don't know.
20:58I had such a fun first surprise already when the mayor was naked in my bathroom.
21:04French toast?
21:06Awesome!
21:17Remember my mom dated Omid and he'd always throw grapes in the air and catch them in his mouth?
21:23Remember Louis the Fry Cook? How he'd always make us biscuits.
21:26I liked Louis.
21:28Me too.
21:28I didn't like Tucker.
21:30Oh, Tucker.
21:32That's enough.
21:37So, I hear your mom has quite the big day planned. Are you excited?
21:41Not really.
21:47I got it.
21:51What's happening?
21:59I got it.
22:02Can I come down now?
22:04We're ready.
22:10Happy birthday!
22:13Welcome to your birthday surprise.
22:18Okay, over here we have our beauty corner.
22:22Over here we have our karaoke dress-up corner.
22:27Then over here you can make your own clothes.
22:30I got plain t-shirts, socks, underwear, fabric paint, decorations, a bedazzler.
22:35Isn't it fabulous?
22:37I wonder who that could be.
22:43You guys knew about this and you didn't warn me?
22:47Girls, this is Brenda and Beth. They work at my favorite salon and they're here to give you pedicures. Anything
22:52you want.
22:53Cool.
22:56What? I want skulls.
22:58Come on ladies.
23:00I'm gonna get a slip of that slump.
23:04Birthday, birthday, birthday, birthday.
23:09How much longer is this supposed to last?
23:11Yeah, that's the problem. Your mom wants this to be a slumber party.
23:15What? No. I want to go to your house, Steph.
23:18Abby?
23:21Abby?
23:24Oh, I don't know. I mean this was...
23:27This was kind of really nice.
23:29Yeah, your mom put in like a lot of effort for us. It's sweet.
23:33Are you going soft on this Abigail?
23:35No, no, no. Like obviously I want to go and get wasted.
23:39Woo-woo! You know?
23:41Don't be fooled by Georgia, okay?
23:43She just wants to act like everything's normal and pretend like she wasn't full on pointing a gun at my
23:48head the other night.
23:49Wait, what? Your mom has a gun?
23:51Yeah, at least two. That I know of.
23:54Like two in this house?
23:55Right? Who does she think she is? Kill Bill?
23:58I mean, she might be Kill Bill.
23:59She's trying so hard to be cool and show off for you guys, but she doesn't care what I want.
24:03So I don't care what she wants. I have a plan.
24:06Thank God. Because I got a bikini wax for tonight.
24:08Wait, you did?
24:09Oh, yeah. I'm all bald down there. Like a naked mole rat.
24:13My mom and I get them before we go on vacation and they hurt like the deep dark depths of
24:17hell.
24:17Oh, it hurt like a mother.
24:19The waxing woman was this old German lady named Helga and she asked me if I wanted the whole thing,
24:22like a butthole too.
24:23And I was like, I don't know. Do I need to wax my butthole?
24:25And then Helga made me bend over and she was like, you'll need a tender.
24:28Guys, that was a very low moment for me. But now I'm ready for Sophie.
24:34Well, get ready for Operation Get Near.
24:39Thanks, girls.
24:42For yesterday at Town Hall.
24:51Time for karaoke.
24:53Hey, Mom.
24:54I have to admit, this is pretty cool. I knew you'd like it. You know what would push it over
25:00the edge?
25:00Hmm.
25:01A champagne toast.
25:05I'm sorry. Is this your 16th birthday or your 21st?
25:08Come on. It's not like we're driving.
25:10Oh, please.
25:11I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not on medication, right?
25:15No. A birthday toast? It would be really cool.
25:20Come on. Don't mom right now. We're having fun.
25:25Okay, one birthday toast.
25:43I can grab those. Thanks. Lock it up. Okay.
26:00I want to take care of and eat.
26:01Let's call her.
26:07Okay.
26:07Let's see.
26:07Sorry, mom?
26:08Bye.
26:08Bye.
26:08Bye, bye.
26:08Bye bye.
26:08Bye bye.
26:09Bye bye.
26:21Okay, for you. Here you go, girls.
26:26To Jenny.
26:26To Jenny.
26:27Happy birthday.
26:35Happy birthday.
26:43What's up? Hi. Sorry to interrupt, but we heard there was a birthday going on.
26:49We're just on our way back from Drag Brunch at Jacko's Cabaret in Boston, so fair warning.
26:55I'm a walking mimosa, but Avril Vigene simply had to stop by and make things a little complicated for the
27:05birthday girl.
27:05Are we doing karaoke? Because step aside, Little Orphan Annie. It's my turn.
27:12Keep singing.
27:13Oh, I, I love you like a love song, baby.
27:18I, I love you like a love song, baby.
27:24He was a boy, she was a girl.
27:27Can I make it any more obvious?
27:31He was a punk, she did ballet.
27:34Beautiful home you have here, Georgia.
27:37Thanks so much.
27:38Yeah.
27:39You and Nick.
27:40It's getting serious.
27:42It's going. I'm happy.
27:44How about you?
27:45Oh, I heard you were recently widowed.
27:48So I'm sorry about that.
27:49Oh, that's okay.
27:51Thanks, Gabriel.
27:55It's, uh, it's Jesse.
27:58Jesse.
27:59Mm-hmm.
28:00Right.
28:06Pardon me.
28:15Yep.
28:17Hello, sir.
28:17This is the manager of Yoko Boboga.
28:20Uh, yeah, look, I appreciate you calling me back.
28:23Now is not a great time.
28:25I still can't believe he's dead.
28:27You'd think the test would have shown some signs of heart problems.
28:30Tests?
28:31Kenny had just undergone an intensive evaluation.
28:34It's part of our premium package.
28:36We test hair follicles, blood work, EKG.
28:39Kenny's results were insane.
28:41It's just crazy how these things happen.
28:42Yeah, yeah, right.
28:44Hey, look, would you email me those results?
28:49All right, thank you.
28:58Clue has everything.
29:00Murder, intrigue, Tim Curry, communism.
29:02Trust me on this one, you're in for a treat.
29:05I hated her so much.
29:08Flames.
29:10Flames on the side of my face.
29:16You'll see.
29:17All right.
29:18Night, lady.
29:20Good night.
29:22Good night.
29:23Good night.
29:23Grab your nail polish, slapping on your lipstick.
29:26Check the mirror, mirror, smack that kiss quick.
29:28Keep it mellow, don't you monkey with the organ?
29:31Crank the stereo, dancing in the storeroom.
29:33Blowing bubbles in your soda till it's all gone.
29:36You're a winner, winner, rock that crown.
29:38Put your crown on.
29:39My body.
29:40Oh, my God.
29:54I don't know, you guys.
29:55This was actually really sweet.
29:57Jeez, when I turned 16, my mom just gave me like 100 bucks.
30:01Okay, yeah, but your bat mitzvah was like literally insane.
30:05You're Jewish.
30:06Yeah.
30:07Me too.
30:08Seriously?
30:11I'm not, but I've been to like 17 bat mitzvahs, so I feel like I am.
30:15Max, what is that?
30:16Dude, what?
30:17How much?
30:18Oh, my.
30:20Hi, Sophie.
30:21I see you.
30:23Oh, my God.
30:25Oh, my God.
30:26Here we go.
30:27We are about to lose our virginities.
30:29Oh, my God.
30:29Are you nervous?
30:30I'm like a little bit nervous.
30:31No, I'm not.
30:32A little.
30:33I'm just really glad we're doing this together.
30:34Yeah.
30:35Come on.
30:36Guys.
30:39Wow.
30:40This is like so secret agent of us.
30:43It's like the Batman has landed and the eagle flies again.
30:46Make your hand clap, clap, clap, clap.
30:49Make your hand clap.
30:50Let's play some Beirut.
30:51Oh, my God.
30:54Oh, my God.
30:55Come on.
30:56All right, baby.
30:57Get in leggings.
30:58Pace it up.
31:00Oh.
31:03Oh.
31:05Oh.
31:05Oh.
31:06Oh.
31:08I can't believe I was in a house with a gun.
31:11Yeah.
31:11That's messed up.
31:13Doesn't Ginny have a kid, brother?
31:14Yeah.
31:15I don't know.
31:16I just feel really weird around them.
31:19Do you think I'm being dramatic?
31:20No, but they're scary.
31:22I don't like them.
31:26Shake it off.
31:28Let's get you a drink, yeah?
31:31Man.
31:33All right.
31:34All right.
31:35Oh, my God.
31:36I love it.
31:38Oh, my God.
31:39Oh, my God.
31:39Oh, my God.
31:41Oh, my God.
31:42Oh, my God.
31:42Janie B.
31:43Let's go.
31:44Oh, my God.
31:47Oh, my God.
31:49Oh, my God.
31:49Oh, my God.
31:49Oh, my God.
31:49Oh, my God.
31:53Today, birthday girl that can fire with that new hair, huh?
31:56Oh, thank you.
31:57I like it way better this way.
31:59If only you hadn't asked, you'd be perfect.
32:00It's kind of weird that you don't.
32:03Excuse me?
32:05Dude.
32:06Um.
32:06Just.
32:08Christ, man.
32:09What?
32:10Dang it.
32:11So annoying.
32:13All right.
32:13My partner go.
32:14I'm right here.
32:19I'm so sorry about Brody.
32:21I know he's my friend and all, but honestly, I don't even think he knows I'm Taiwanese.
32:27Like, I'm just all of Asia to that guy.
32:30Thailand, Japan.
32:31Hm.
32:32Yeah.
32:33I'm white.
32:34I'm black.
32:34It depends on who you ask and what song is playing.
32:36Yeah.
32:37No.
32:37I'm not Taiwanese to Asian folks.
32:39No.
32:40Then I'm white.
32:41You know, I love it when they piece it all together and get really gross and excited.
32:45Yeah.
32:46Like, what are you?
32:47What are you?
32:50I have no frickin' clue.
32:56I know what you are.
32:58Hm?
32:59You're beautiful.
33:04What?
33:05I'm sorry.
33:06Sorry, that was sweet.
33:08Um, yeah.
33:09No, do it again.
33:09I'll be better this time.
33:19You're beautiful.
33:23I'm sorry, I can't help it.
33:27Mmm.
33:32I hope you fall.
33:36I hope you fall.
33:38I hope you fall.
33:40I hope you fall.
33:42Oh, nothing love, nothing love, I'm on the pill.
33:52Okay.
34:06Why, why'd you stop?
34:08I, you, you have my full consent to proceed.
34:12You have my full enthusiastic consent.
34:15Tonight's your birthday.
34:17It should be all about you.
34:18Baby, it's love that makes us bleed, and I promise you'll see, life is better than you want in it.
34:32Life is better than you want in it.
34:49I'm sorry, I'm, I'm all gross and not waxed.
34:52You're so beautiful.
34:55Just relax.
34:56Tell me if you like this.
35:09Light is a way to be blind.
35:14Dark is a place to redefine.
35:17Gotta keep your feet past all.
35:21Lies don't waste no time.
35:30Did you lock my door?
35:32I didn't lock my door.
35:33I, I, I, I'm gonna check this out.
35:40Forgot my door.
35:42It doesn't lock.
36:07Music.
36:08We need music.
36:10Oh, yeah.
36:16Oh, I love the song.
36:19It's so good.
36:37Candles.
36:39I bought candles for mommy else.
36:48Hey.
36:53We can just chill.
36:56Are you sure?
36:58Yeah.
36:59Okay, I mean, like, in my mind,
37:01I am so ready mentally and physically I'm ready.
37:04I mean, I just got a bikini wax
37:05and literally a naked mole rat down there,
37:06but I'm freaking out.
37:08I'm freaking out.
37:08I'm so sorry.
37:10Okay, okay. Don't be.
37:11I'm...
37:12I'm not going anywhere.
37:16Really?
37:18Yeah.
37:20Okay.
37:41Did you make us sex blues?
37:46Yeah.
37:47I definitely did.
37:50It's got like 86 songs on it.
37:52I don't know why.
37:53How long do you...
37:54I don't know.
37:55Damn, you're phenomenal at this.
37:58Yeah, well, your baby only turned 16 once.
38:00Want her to remember it.
38:02I don't have fondest memories of this age.
38:04Mmm.
38:09So, Jesse.
38:10Mmm.
38:11You guys seem happy.
38:13I know.
38:13He's better than Klonopin.
38:15It's just...
38:17You don't know him that well, right?
38:20Be careful.
38:21Make sure he's in it for the right reasons.
38:24You think I'm ugly?
38:25What?
38:26I know he's insanely hot,
38:27but are you saying he's out of my league?
38:30I'm just saying, don't fall too fast.
38:34Look alive, girls.
38:36I've got a thousand different kinds of sprinkles,
38:38including penises that I'm pretty sure are for bachelorette parties.
38:42That's why you killed him, too.
38:49Those ungrateful little shits.
38:51Paul Tech City's on the way with marshmallows.
38:54Where are they?
38:55So...
38:56...much.
38:57It's...
38:58Flames.
38:59Flames.
39:00Uh-oh.
39:01On the side of my face.
39:04What is this?
39:07We need to make sure we get the hard shit and not just beer.
39:10Oh, my God. Maxine is having a party.
39:12Oh, my goodness.
39:14So many emojis.
39:15Girls. Use discretion.
39:17Oh.
39:18Water one's never a good sign.
39:20Boy emoji.
39:21Hot dog.
39:22Arrow pointing into donut.
39:23Camel.
39:24Water.
39:25These are all the sex ones.
39:27Go Ginny.
39:28Who knew?
39:29Bad Ginny.
39:31Think about your choices.
39:32Marshmallows have arrived.
39:38We're not doing Sundays.
39:41Hello. I'd like to report a noise violation.
39:44There is a loud party on my street.
39:4845 Bradley Street.
39:51Savage.
39:54Australian flag.
39:55I don't...
39:56Down under?
39:57Oh, my God.
39:59Hello.
40:01We didn't do it.
40:02Neither did we.
40:03We did.
40:05Hunter went down on me.
40:06Aw.
40:07That's really sweet.
40:08I love that.
40:11Hey, Marcus.
40:15Happy birthday.
40:21Hey, it's my birthday.
40:23Everybody, let's drink.
40:25Woo!
40:25Yes.
40:26I mean, I learned my lesson on Halloween, so I'm not gonna drink, but I fully support you in all
40:29that you do.
40:32Happy birthday, Ginny.
40:33Happy birthday, Ginny!
40:34Yay!
40:36Woo!
40:38Cheers!
40:55Hey, everybody?
40:56Everybody?
40:58I love you, guys.
41:00Okay?
41:01You're so amazing.
41:03Come here.
41:04I...
41:06Okay.
41:07Oh, she wants a...
41:09I'm fine.
41:10I'm fine.
41:12I just wanted to say that before this, I never really had friends before.
41:18Aw.
41:19And you guys, Max, and Nora, and Abby, and my family, and Hunter, Hunter, you're so kind, and smart, and
41:36sexy, and you can do mad tricks with your tongue.
41:39Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
41:42That's enough for that.
41:44Oh, oh, oh, careful.
41:45Careful.
41:46You're okay.
41:51Um...
41:52Punt!
41:52Punt!
41:53Punt!
41:53Punt!
41:54Run!
41:55Run!
41:55Run!
41:55They don't...
41:56They don't know it!
41:57Come on!
41:58So I know how this looks.
42:03You're taking the kids in cop cars down to the station.
42:09Okay, I see Jenny. Come on, let's go.
42:14Georgia, did you hear what I was saying to you?
42:17Your daughter is being put into the back of a police car.
42:19Are we going to go kid her, or...?
42:21Nope.
42:25Okay, what's the plan?
42:27Plan?
42:30Look, Georgia, I know you're mad, but we can't just leave her.
42:34I'm wiped.
42:35I'm going to bed.
43:01You have to do something.
43:03They can't just take her away.
43:06You're 17, and you were caught running an underground gambling ring.
43:09They've got you on that, and money laundering.
43:14I'll do anything.
43:16Anything.
43:19You need to prove that you can provide her a safe and stable environment.
43:24Live under the roof of an adult, preferably a parent.
43:27You'll need a job and a steady income.
43:30All obtained legally.
43:32Please, I can do all that, I promise.
43:34Worst case, you do a few months in juvie.
43:36In the meantime, Jenny will be placed in foster care.
43:40Please help me.
43:42I can't lose my daughter.
43:45The state will revisit this in a couple months.
43:51Wait.
43:55I'm engaged.
43:58I'm getting married.
44:00He owns property.
44:01A hotel.
44:03You didn't mention that.
44:05That might expedite things.
44:16Finally.
44:21How you feeling, kid?
44:26So, uh, what?
44:27My mom didn't want to come and get me?
44:29She did not.
44:30Uh-huh.
44:34You want to lecture me now?
44:36Tell me how I should behave?
44:38No.
44:39That's not my place.
44:41And to be honest with you, I am not even sure I should be here right now, but...
44:48You're a good kid.
44:51I'm drunk and in jail.
44:55You're a good kid, and you are a great sister.
45:00What do you mean?
45:03I see it.
45:06The way he looks up to you, the way you take care of him, I see that.
45:10Look, I love you, Mom, but I know this isn't always easy on you.
45:15I've been there.
45:16I get it.
45:18But Austin, he is so lucky to have you.
45:26You love my mom?
45:32Yeah, I do.
45:36But I haven't told her that yet, so if you could keep that to yourself, Ray, I would appreciate it.
45:46Come on, let's get you home.
45:48Hey, Paul.
45:51I've never seen my mom this happy.
46:01Come on.
46:09Easy there.
46:09Mm-hmm.
46:10You gonna make it?
46:19So this is the thanks I get.
46:22Hi, Mom.
46:24You're drunk.
46:25I am sober.
46:27Like a judge.
46:30Listen here, you little lunatic.
46:32I am responsible for all your friends when they're under my roof.
46:35You can't sneak out and lie to me and then not tell me where you're going.
46:39Okay.
46:39Okay.
46:40You are like, you are like the grand poobah of lies.
46:44Okay?
46:45You're like, you're like a lie pro.
46:47You ever think that maybe my secrets are to protect you, to keep you happy and safe?
46:55You want to know everything, Paige?
46:56You think you need to know everything?
46:58Well, here it is, darling.
46:59I was abused by my stepdad my whole childhood.
47:03He molested me most nights with my mom asleep in the next room.
47:07That's why I ran away when I was 14.
47:09I've been homeless.
47:11I've been in jail.
47:18Happy?
47:19That's the big secret.
47:23You were abused.
47:27Surprise.
47:34I don't feel stupid.
47:37Toilet.
47:38Stat.
47:42I, before this, I never really had friends before.
47:47But you guys?
47:48How you feeling, champ?
47:53Donuts soak up alcohol.
47:56Hashtag science.
48:00Thanks.
48:01Oh, come here.
48:08I'm sorry I snuck out.
48:11Oh.
48:13And I'm sorry about the thing you said.
48:18The abuse thing.
48:21Isn't that why you're so strong?
48:25Because I was abused as a kid?
48:28No, I'm not a Game of Thrones character.
48:31I would have been way stronger if I didn't have to spend so much energy dealing with that shit.
48:37I'd be the freaking president.
48:42Are you okay now?
48:47Depends on the day.
48:50Never really leaves you.
48:52But yeah, I'm okay now.
48:55Think about it.
48:58Think about it.
48:58Makes my insides cringe.
49:01But hey, some memories are good and some suck balls.
49:08Here.
49:13Look at Dad.
49:16And you.
49:17The babies.
49:20You're growing up and I've got to start acting like it.
49:25And I will prove to you how mature I am as soon as my head stops pounding out the song
49:31of that scary dancing baby that gave me nightmares as a kid.
49:34Aww.
49:35You know from the show you liked with the slutty lawyers?
49:37Ooga chugga.
49:38Ooga chugga.
49:39I will pay you any amount of money to stop doing that.
49:43Here.
49:56Hunter went down on me.
50:00Okay.
50:02Okay, we're doing this.
50:05I do not want to.
50:06I just thought, I mean, you told me.
50:09No, no, no.
50:10Just give Mommy a moment.
50:13So.
50:15Hunter went down on you.
50:17Fun.
50:19And then I got drunk and professed my undying love.
50:22And Abby posted it on Snapchat.
50:25Okay.
50:27You tell her.
50:28Take it down.
50:30Or I'll post this.
50:35Oh, diabolical, yes.
50:42You feel like an adult now?
50:45Yeah.
50:46I do.
50:47It's weird.
50:54We're dead broke.
50:56What?
50:56Dead freaking broke.
50:58Kenny's ex-wife contested the will.
51:00We haven't gotten any of the money.
51:02Welcome to adulthood.
51:03It sucks.
51:05It sucks.
51:09Georgia always pushes us to be strong.
51:13Always sees vulnerability as a weakness.
51:17But now I get it.
51:19She was just protecting us.
51:21Protecting herself.
51:23Mom, please.
51:25I don't want to.
51:26Hey.
51:27You get back in there and you stand your ground.
51:30Okay?
51:31Tell that little shit he can't push you around.
51:34Yeah?
51:35Okay.
51:40Zach, I'm sorry.
51:42I shouldn't have stopped you.
51:43Zach, I'm sorry.
51:45I shouldn't have stopped you.
51:46Zach, I'm sorry.
51:48You shouldn't have stopped you.
51:51Zach?
51:59Oh, gross!
52:08Trust no one.
52:11Sting first.
52:13But I don't want to go through life like that.
52:15On the offensive.
52:17Always fighting.
52:18Always running.
52:21I love my mom.
52:23But I don't want to be her.
52:27I miss my dad.
52:29I wish he was here.
53:01I wish he was here.
53:05Bye.
53:09Bye.
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