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00:12:16that no and thank you for flagging that delaney do you think you could maybe like carve out some

00:12:21time to kind of tag team it yeah i i gotta flag that i'm spread pretty thin over here

00:12:28what are you working on delaney putting out fires what kind of fires big ones with employees that

00:12:34you don't know right and is that why your camera's always off no my camera's off luca because it's

00:12:39allowed to be off okay guys i should finish up with a round of peaks and valleys so my valley

00:12:45was missing last week's happy hour never has someone been so missed but my peak is that it's

00:12:51on the books for next week popcorn to delaney i guess my valley was editing luca's q4 pitch

00:12:59and then my peak was it's done now popcorn to alex you know

00:13:08my valley was it ryan and i hit a speed bump

00:13:13wow so he he wants to open up the relationship and i just i don't think that i have the

00:13:18sexual

00:13:18confidence to withstand it so we're taking some time apart to kind of ideate on next steps

00:13:25but alex are you okay how are you feeling you know like i was upset obviously i was really upset

00:13:33for a

00:13:33beat but then i had a one-on-one with my best friend you know we went out we got

00:13:36some drinks we blew off

00:13:38steam just like old times just the two of us and that like really really helped best friends just

00:13:43get it oh we're so aligned on that luca so what was dad's reaction we facetimed him quickly

00:13:51yeah he was really happy for us yeah yeah and i mean not that happy oh

00:13:58come on he was really excited it seemed yeah or you need to call him after five

00:14:04speaking of alcoholics how did delaney take the news um she's was happy fine good delaney doesn't

00:14:11know yet katie wanted to tell her in her own way before we told anybody else that is so classic

00:14:17i uh

00:14:17do you know that delaney knew that our parents were getting divorced before i did is that true

00:14:22yeah i mean uh she's my best friend so

00:14:27i think you'd get it if you had a best friend well my wife is my best friend so daria

00:14:31who's your best

00:14:32friend no i'd rather not say we're each other's best friends yeah like normal adults

00:14:40delaney loves katie she'll be really happy once we tell her own john have you ever heard of expectation

00:14:45recalibration therapy i was reading an article about it excuse me what article it's an article

00:14:51where was this article in the journals for doctor peep doctors henry have you been listening again

00:14:59to my sessions with my patients anyway expectation recalibration is basically a therapy where you

00:15:04work to accept that someone will never change right like they suck like medically and in your case

00:15:09that's delaney and in our case it's our dad so i mean daria confirmed that he's a narcissist

00:15:14i have never treated your father and i've never made any medical claims about him excuse me but

00:15:19you have i mean we talked what are you talking about you know what are you i sent him 20

00:15:24of my

00:15:24poems in the past year 20 and he never once told me that i was talented right i mean how

00:15:32hard is it

00:15:33to reply with a compliment how hard is it to like you know just say like a simple henry you

00:15:38are a

00:15:38brilliant artist right and it is a crime that you have to edit other people's much weaker novels

00:15:43instead of traveling the world on your own book tour right he is selfish katie and so is delaney

00:15:49yeah i hear you um i i don't think delaney's selfish i think she has a hard time with change

00:15:55daria was treating our neighbor the other day he would know he's a total freak daria i mean he

00:15:59gets off on lizards and let what did he say blizzards or it was lizards it was lizards it was

00:16:04lizards it

00:16:05his wife wants to divorce him clearly and daria said something that i think applies here

00:16:12tell them the thing about the change oh well you know uh people's nerves about change they can be

00:16:19calmed by the familiar so you take them to a comfortable environment and you break the news

00:16:27it's kind of like you take your kids to their favorite ice cream shop and tell them you're

00:16:30getting a divorce i mean i think that's something that you should consider with delaney i mean she's

00:16:35about as mature as an eight-year-old so i've seen her hork down a pint of chubby hubby in

00:16:39one sitting

00:16:40so we know she likes ice cream

00:16:47yeah that's not a real basketball third from the left is cake you know i decided i don't even want

00:16:52cake at my birthday this year i actually think it's really weird to like bring out food and then make

00:16:56people eat it did you find a bar yet i'm gonna do it here i'm going for a very specific

00:17:02aesthetic so

00:17:02if you could not invite ah no i thought you'd be asleep ah katie i didn't know you still had

00:17:10a key

00:17:11uh delaney said i could keep one for emergencies what's the emergency um well this time it's not

00:17:16so much an emergency really as it is um a surprise for my best friend oh man i had actually

00:17:24had this

00:17:24whole thing planned that i was gonna sneak in and like put clues around the apartment but okay whatever

00:17:27since you're awake i'll just show you now

00:17:33what the fuck is that i planned us a mini beach vacation

00:17:39you don't seem excited what's there to be excited about katie it's the beach i'm excited i i really

00:17:44am um and that poster is that's your most thoughtful gift yet you see the umbrella i see the umbrella

00:17:51you know these trips can be kind of weird for me is john at least bringing a friend no no

00:17:56john's

00:17:56not coming why yeah why no reason i just thought it would be great for the two of us to

00:18:04go on a trip

00:18:05connect have some quality time like old times yes yes just like old times

00:18:26kiss me one kiss me one kiss me twice your sugar and spice and everything nice

00:18:51all right there we go nice we're here what time is check-in at the pelican palace surprise we aren't

00:18:59staying at the pelican palace right yeah i got us a i got us a rental house actually on wonder

00:19:05weekend wonder we can rentals kind of creep me out i don't like the idea of using other people's

00:19:10kitchen appliances but you're okay sleeping in a bed or a bunch of high schoolers just

00:19:14rounded the bases but the pelican palace is where all the parties end up i know imagine that noise

00:19:19wouldn't sleep a freaking wink is there a bar

00:19:25what at the rental house is it a shared space or private private and there's a lock box so we

00:19:33don't even have to meet the guy you found it oh gosh gps can be a little wonky here so

00:19:42so glad you guys figured it out how we doing are you uh are you uh douglas are you my

00:19:51fifth grade

00:19:51teacher just dougie's fine yeah i just asked because the the listing had said that there was

00:19:57a lock box so i didn't think we'd get to meet here she is yeah i love to walk everyone

00:20:02through the

00:20:03space first only because it's a really important place to me oh it was my mom's she uh she died

00:20:10here

00:20:11oh gosh no not in the front yard oh she died inside katie right so you must be delaney

00:20:19yeah i love that name family name it was my grandfather's oh my gosh i was named after my

00:20:25mom's brother who we don't talk to anymore he's uh he's a pedophile so oh i'm sorry oh no no

00:20:32no he

00:20:32was always cool with me yeah but uh called a lot you know when he was doing time yeah i

00:20:39guess inmates

00:20:40are like really hard on child predators i didn't mind saying hi then but once he got out and started

00:20:45coming here unannounced oh my gosh i keep talking and talking you guys probably just want to see

00:20:50inside right pretty cute huh i love it yeah mom left the place to meet my sister but lauren has

00:20:58a

00:20:58family now so she let me keep it all to myself oh score yeah oh all the art on the

00:21:03wall is for sale

00:21:08what little munchkin did these i am an artist yeah well technically my day job is medical sales but

00:21:15i've been working my tush off and is there a wi-fi password uh yeah it was in the welcome

00:21:22pamphlet that

00:21:22i sent over because guests are really supposed to read the pamphlet uh before they check in so oh but

00:21:29it's okay i have a spare set of rules right here oh perfect oh i also threw in my favorite

00:21:35local

00:21:35spots you girls hot dog fans dingo's dog yeah yeah um we know it we used to come here near

00:21:41a little

00:21:41fun yeah sisters best friends i love uh best friends any big plans for best friends night

00:21:48um i think we'll probably hang here make a cheese plate you get plenty of cheese at home

00:21:56i thought we could go to a bar i mean i brought a lot of orange wine for us to

00:22:00drink here oh that's

00:22:02a no what is no alcohol on the premises that's ridiculous um what she means is we were really

00:22:11just gonna have a glass or two yeah no exception to the rules was it just a quick scam of

00:22:17the welcome

00:22:17email because no shoes is also a big one i can't sleep with the sound of stomping i thought this

00:22:24was

00:22:25a private space yeah the upstairs is your private domain i hang my hat in the subterranean domicile

00:22:33i live in the basement

00:22:39what are you doing head of file has this address okay well it's a good thing we're adults i look

00:22:44young

00:22:47so what happens when you stray from places you know and love your mom got staff at the pelican palace

00:22:51the pelican palace is fun they keep beers in the ice machine you prefer dirty ice over a literal

00:22:57deathbed yeah okay i put a lot of effort into planning this trip and i would like if we could

00:23:01at least relax and try to connect enjoy ourselves appreciate where we are

00:23:07ow household

00:23:12cameras what the hell

00:23:14what they're where i work the urban outfitters all right those cameras aren't even on

00:23:18people just see them and are less likely to steal do you see any ironic coffee tab books for sale

00:23:24here

00:23:24because I don't. Dougie's

00:23:26warding off shoplifters. He's watching us get his rocks

00:23:28off. He's not camped out in front of the

00:23:30monitor with his hands down his pants.

00:23:32He's nice.

00:23:35No.

00:23:36No. I'm not staying here all night and being

00:23:38one of Dougie's cheese-eating cam girls, okay?

00:23:40I'm going to a bar. All night

00:23:42at a bar? Yeah.

00:23:45The thing is, though,

00:23:46if it's loud, we won't really

00:23:48be able to talk.

00:23:50We talk all day.

00:23:54I know.

00:23:54That's a good point.

00:23:57Yeah, let's go to a bar.

00:24:01Yeah.

00:24:02This place has really changed.

00:24:04It used to get packed.

00:24:06I saw this pottery place in town, and they have a morning class

00:24:08that teaches you how to make little bowls for your keys.

00:24:10I kind of was hoping we'd sleep in.

00:24:11Yeah, it's not till 7.

00:24:14Okay. Cheers to this weekend.

00:24:16Thank you for planning it.

00:24:18As you know, we've had so many

00:24:20great memories here as friends.

00:24:21And we've crossed so many milestones together.

00:24:24And I thought it would be the perfect place to come

00:24:27to cross one more.

00:24:29And I think that it's the most important thing

00:24:31we do if we are able to

00:24:33flourish together.

00:24:34Like two roses.

00:24:35Two best friend, I guess, roses.

00:24:37Who, um...

00:24:39Uh, can I get a beer, please?

00:24:40Yeah.

00:24:41That guy?

00:24:42Real hot.

00:24:42Who?

00:24:43The helmet guy.

00:24:44Can I do double whiskey?

00:24:46Uh, okay.

00:24:47Not why we're here.

00:24:48Um, okay.

00:24:49So I was saying,

00:24:49we have crossed so many milestones together here as friends.

00:24:53He looks like Dennis Fuller.

00:24:55Oh, Dennis Fuller.

00:24:56Another loser.

00:24:56Should we go talk to him?

00:24:58I-I'm in the middle of saying something, okay?

00:25:03Um...

00:25:06You gonna pick that up?

00:25:07I'm gonna call him back.

00:25:12Uh, I-I'm gonna be quick.

00:25:14Don't move.

00:25:20Sorry.

00:25:21Uh, had to get to a quiet place.

00:25:22Delaney dragged me to a bar.

00:25:24You out celebrating?

00:25:26Celebrating?

00:25:26The proposal.

00:25:29Katie?

00:25:29Uh, yeah.

00:25:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:25:31It cut-it cut out for a sec.

00:25:32Um, not-yeah, not yet.

00:25:34You said that you would tell her by tonight.

00:25:36No, no, I know.

00:25:37I-I was-I was just about to when you called.

00:25:39Well, Zaria sent over some invitation samples,

00:25:41and she said we should pick one by next week.

00:25:43Okay, yeah, sounds good.

00:25:45I'll send you some photos,

00:25:46and then you can decide,

00:25:47or I can decide to send me photos on the back.

00:25:51Uh, whichever.

00:25:52Okay.

00:25:52I'll text you later.

00:25:53I'll catch you later.

00:25:54Love you.

00:25:54Bye.

00:25:58Checking in?

00:25:59All right.

00:25:59We gotta check in.

00:26:01I'm the social chair for Sigma Nu.

00:26:02So I got to plan this bachelor party

00:26:04for my almost-bro-in-law.

00:26:05Ah, always go big.

00:26:07Last month,

00:26:07we had a naughty nuns

00:26:09and a frisky friars party.

00:26:11Friars are like bald priests.

00:26:12Tell me, what do you do?

00:26:13Uh, finance.

00:26:14Pfft.

00:26:15Okay, humble.

00:26:17Do you follow crypto?

00:26:18Because he-he-he created Apex coin.

00:26:21Uh, GQ did vote

00:26:22at one of their up-and-coming coins

00:26:23of the year this year,

00:26:24but it's not a big deal.

00:26:25Oh, my God.

00:26:26Anybody come make this

00:26:27low-iddy-bee coin?

00:26:28Nobody-

00:26:28Oh, so sorry.

00:26:29Sorry.

00:26:30Hi.

00:26:30Hey.

00:26:30Um, I'm Katie.

00:26:32Hey.

00:26:32Kaylee, oh, my God.

00:26:34You look exactly like my twins.

00:26:36Look at them.

00:26:39Is Apex coin funding

00:26:40any strippers this weekend?

00:26:41I don't pay for intimate experiences.

00:26:44I do.

00:26:44I wanted one real bad.

00:26:46I found one online

00:26:47that's so mean to you.

00:26:48Sorry about him.

00:26:50The legend himself.

00:26:51It's Charlie.

00:26:53Delaney.

00:26:54Katie.

00:26:54Nice to meet you.

00:26:55Katie.

00:26:56Again.

00:26:57Do you think it was a bad idea

00:26:58to have a college junior

00:26:59play in my master party?

00:27:00Uh, we're actually

00:27:01probably gonna head out.

00:27:05Oh, would you actually

00:27:06mind opening these for us?

00:27:07All good.

00:27:08I got it.

00:27:08Oh, no.

00:27:09P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-

00:27:11Party flops.

00:27:12Ha.

00:27:13Yeah.

00:27:14You didn't want to use

00:27:15your party flop?

00:27:16You.

00:27:18One beer and we go.

00:27:21One beer and we go.

00:27:40Let's go.

00:27:41Yeah, let's fucking go.

00:27:42I'm gonna fire up some tunes.

00:27:44P-p-p-p-ps.

00:27:48That smells fucking awful.

00:27:50Oh, my God.

00:27:51That smells so bad.

00:27:52Wait.

00:27:52I didn't smell anything.

00:27:53I didn't...

00:27:54What's it smell like?

00:27:57Yo.

00:27:59Did anybody see a dog

00:28:00walk through here?

00:28:03Bottle opener

00:28:04on the bottom of a shoe?

00:28:05Stop smiling.

00:28:06Stop.

00:28:08And then I don't know

00:28:08what kind of moron

00:28:09walks through dog shit

00:28:10and has no idea.

00:28:11You didn't even know

00:28:11how to get strippers

00:28:12for a bachelor party.

00:28:13Well, not all guys

00:28:14like strippers.

00:28:14That's what I get.

00:28:15Yeah, totally.

00:28:16John really doesn't.

00:28:17Okay.

00:28:18John actually doesn't

00:28:19because he has a sister.

00:28:20He does?

00:28:21You hung out with her

00:28:22like three times.

00:28:23All right.

00:28:27Will you open the door?

00:28:30You have the key.

00:28:31You have the key.

00:28:32No.

00:28:33I have the key?

00:28:34You wanted to carry it.

00:28:36I have the key.

00:28:38I don't have the key.

00:28:41Where'd it go?

00:28:41It might have fallen

00:28:42out of my pocket.

00:28:43Why can't you carry a purse?

00:28:44I'm sorry.

00:28:45I need to brush my teeth.

00:28:46We can go back to the bar

00:28:47and look for them?

00:28:47No.

00:28:49You know what we have to do?

00:28:51No.

00:28:52Yeah.

00:28:54Sorry again, doggy.

00:28:56Oh, that's fine.

00:28:56I was only asleep for an hour.

00:28:57Okay, good.

00:28:58Oh, sorry.

00:29:00Just pop those off for me.

00:29:02Oh.

00:29:02Yeah.

00:29:03Sorry.

00:29:03Just the rules.

00:29:07I just forgot.

00:29:08That's fine.

00:29:09I love those flats.

00:29:14Oh, sorry.

00:29:18Before you go back

00:29:19down to the basement,

00:29:20what's the deal

00:29:21with the cameras?

00:29:22Oh, my gosh.

00:29:23I had to up my security

00:29:24after a nightmare renter.

00:29:26Ever heard of a home birth?

00:29:30But the cameras

00:29:31don't actually record.

00:29:32Oh, no.

00:29:33They're the real deal.

00:29:34Yeah.

00:29:35No audio, of course,

00:29:36because you need

00:29:36a permit for that

00:29:37and no cameras

00:29:39in the bedrooms

00:29:40or bathrooms.

00:29:41This was all in the...

00:29:42In the welcome email.

00:29:43Yeah.

00:29:44Was it just a quick skim?

00:29:45Because we can pop a squat

00:29:47and look things over

00:29:47if you want.

00:29:48Oh, no.

00:29:49We should not pop any squats.

00:29:51We'd like to go to bed

00:29:52and we'd like to watch TV

00:29:54alone.

00:29:55Do you guys know

00:29:56how to work the Roku?

00:29:56Yes.

00:29:57Yes.

00:29:58I saw that in the binder.

00:30:00She saw the...

00:30:01I cracked myself up.

00:30:04I don't have a Roku.

00:30:05It was a trick question.

00:30:07You fell right into my trap.

00:30:10I'm really going to need you

00:30:11to do a refresher

00:30:11of the rules

00:30:12after I leave.

00:30:13Okay?

00:30:15I'm going to need

00:30:16a verbal K

00:30:16from both of you.

00:30:18K.

00:30:22Hmm?

00:30:24K.

00:30:26And while I'm at it,

00:30:27why don't I

00:30:28throw us all

00:30:28in a group text?

00:30:29Just in case of emergencies.

00:30:31Katie,

00:30:32I have your digits,

00:30:33but, um...

00:30:34Delaney?

00:30:58What time is it?

00:30:59It's early.

00:31:02It's really early.

00:31:03Go back to bed.

00:31:10I'm gonna, um...

00:31:12I'm gonna go get us

00:31:13coffees.

00:31:35It's a matter of privacy, Otto.

00:31:36I think it's a little weird

00:31:37for your friend's wife

00:31:38to post something

00:31:39before I,

00:31:40the bride,

00:31:41have posted anything,

00:31:42you know?

00:31:43I mean...

00:31:43But you told Delaney,

00:31:45right?

00:31:45Yes, yes.

00:31:46I...

00:31:46I told her we were engaged.

00:31:49I...

00:31:49I will ask them

00:31:50to take it down.

00:31:51Okay.

00:31:52Yeah, I just don't want

00:31:53it up there.

00:31:53Okay.

00:31:54I gotta go.

00:31:55Yeah.

00:31:56All right, I love you.

00:31:57Bye.

00:31:58Hey.

00:32:00Hi.

00:32:01Hi.

00:32:02I almost didn't recognize you

00:32:04without the dog shit

00:32:04on your cat.

00:32:05Oh.

00:32:07That's funny.

00:32:08Too soon?

00:32:10I, um...

00:32:11Sorry, I overheard you

00:32:12on the phone.

00:32:12I didn't realize

00:32:13you were a bride.

00:32:15Yeah.

00:32:17Yeah.

00:32:17Congratulations.

00:32:19It's, um...

00:32:21It's really recent.

00:32:22Um, and I'm...

00:32:24I'm really, really excited.

00:32:26I just need to figure out, um...

00:32:28I haven't told, uh,

00:32:29my best friend yet,

00:32:31uh, Delaney,

00:32:32who you met last night.

00:32:33So I just need to,

00:32:34you know, figure stuff out, so...

00:32:36What, she doesn't like him?

00:32:37Uh, you know,

00:32:38I mean, she's not

00:32:39the most emotive person,

00:32:40so it can be...

00:32:42It can be...

00:32:42It was hard to tell

00:32:43in the beginning,

00:32:44but yeah, she likes him.

00:32:45She does.

00:32:46Yeah, she does like him.

00:32:47Yeah.

00:32:47Now say it one more time,

00:32:48but I want you to really mean it.

00:32:49She...

00:32:49She does like him, so...

00:32:52Look, a few of my friends

00:32:54weren't that happy for me

00:32:55when I got engaged.

00:32:56I think they're just freaked out

00:32:58that they think

00:32:58your fiancé's gonna hijack your life

00:33:00and they're never gonna see you again.

00:33:01I know, which is crazy.

00:33:03One of them just

00:33:03straight up stopped

00:33:04inviting me places

00:33:05because he said

00:33:06I don't know how to hang anymore.

00:33:08Right.

00:33:08Not that that's gonna happen to you.

00:33:10I think...

00:33:10No.

00:33:11No, I know.

00:33:12Um, yeah.

00:33:14Okay.

00:33:15Good luck with...

00:33:16You know...

00:33:17Enjoy your coffee.

00:33:18Yeah.

00:33:19Bye.

00:33:27You're up!

00:33:28What time is it?

00:33:29Time to get up.

00:33:30Cold brew?

00:33:31There you go.

00:33:33It's beautiful out, by the way.

00:33:34Where's my phone?

00:33:35Our phones are tucked away safely

00:33:37in the kitchen drawer.

00:33:39Why?

00:33:40Because today is about having fun

00:33:42without distractions.

00:33:44We're gonna float around

00:33:45untethered to technology

00:33:46just like when we were little.

00:33:47What happened to pottery?

00:33:49We're not going to pottery.

00:33:50We're gonna be wild.

00:33:52Crazy.

00:33:53Spontaneous.

00:33:54We are going off the grid.

00:33:56All right.

00:33:56Get, get, get, get, get, get, get.

00:33:59You think there's a left vet there?

00:34:00I was following you.

00:34:02I'm following you.

00:34:03Why?

00:34:03I'm left-brained.

00:34:04No, I'm left-brained.

00:34:06Which one's the one

00:34:07that's bad at math?

00:34:08Because you're that one.

00:34:09That's very rude.

00:34:10You know, what's rude is

00:34:11those are my sneakers

00:34:12and you're wearing them

00:34:13and you didn't ask me.

00:34:14Katie?

00:34:15Gwen!

00:34:16Oh, my God.

00:34:17Hi.

00:34:18And Delaney.

00:34:19Hey, Gwen.

00:34:20Oh, my God.

00:34:20Wow.

00:34:21You two hanging out.

00:34:23It's like stepping back

00:34:25into 2008 again.

00:34:27I love it.

00:34:31You have a baby.

00:34:32Congratulations.

00:34:33Yeah, Max.

00:34:34But she's a girl.

00:34:36She's amazing.

00:34:37She's such a great eater.

00:34:38She sleeps 8 to 8.

00:34:39Wow, that's awesome.

00:34:40Are you here for the weekend?

00:34:41Oh, no, my partner and I,

00:34:42we live here full-time.

00:34:43Yeah, we moved away from the city,

00:34:44which was super scary.

00:34:45But, you know, I love it.

00:34:46Wait, did I say that you got married?

00:34:48Uh, no.

00:34:49No.

00:34:50Oh, you know what?

00:34:51I'm thinking about the other Katie

00:34:52in your grade.

00:34:53Yeah, the other Katie,

00:34:54she had her wedding featured

00:34:55on Nautical Nuptials.

00:34:56Amazing.

00:34:57Wow.

00:34:59Well, what are you up to today?

00:35:00We're probably just going to grab

00:35:02some food at the deli,

00:35:03actually, in town.

00:35:04Oh, my God.

00:35:05Their lox is what got me

00:35:07through my second trimester.

00:35:08Just the craziest cravings

00:35:10with this little one,

00:35:10you know, pistachios,

00:35:11fish, cottage cheese,

00:35:13butt stuff, whatever.

00:35:14You name it, I had it.

00:35:15Oh, crazy.

00:35:16IT alert, but we're actually

00:35:17having a BBQ at mine today.

00:35:19You should come.

00:35:20Is it a party?

00:35:21It's a BBQ.

00:35:23Yeah, come.

00:35:30Sorry, we just,

00:35:31we get it a little crazy

00:35:33on the weekends.

00:35:34Well, I mean,

00:35:35as, you know,

00:35:36crazy as we can

00:35:36with a little one.

00:35:40So, what is it you do, Theo?

00:35:43I'm a filmmaker.

00:35:45Yeah, I'm commercials.

00:35:47Yeah, he just got back

00:35:48from Tokyo.

00:35:49Oh, wow.

00:35:50You know, I hear

00:35:51Japan's amazing.

00:35:52What commercial

00:35:53were you shooting?

00:35:53Uh, it's nothing.

00:35:56Sweetie,

00:35:57just don't tell them.

00:35:58Oh, he's being so modest.

00:36:00He's being modest.

00:36:01He was shooting

00:36:02a watch commercial

00:36:03with Brad Pitt

00:36:04and Natalie Portman.

00:36:06Oh, wow.

00:36:08That's so cool.

00:36:09Did you get to meet them?

00:36:10The celebrities?

00:36:12Yeah, that's not really

00:36:13why I do it, though.

00:36:14Hmm.

00:36:15Hmm.

00:36:17No, of course not.

00:36:19Yeah.

00:36:21Oh, hello.

00:36:22Oh.

00:36:22Oh, hi.

00:36:23Oh, no, careful.

00:36:24She can bite.

00:36:25Oh.

00:36:25She does?

00:36:26Um, well, yeah,

00:36:27I guess she really likes you.

00:36:29Hmm.

00:36:30I've never seen her

00:36:31do that with anyone

00:36:32but me.

00:36:33Nerd, why don't you

00:36:34come here?

00:36:35Come on.

00:36:36Come on.

00:36:36Hey, come on.

00:36:38Nerd!

00:36:38Ooh!

00:36:41I think, um,

00:36:42yeah, I think it's

00:36:42your turn, Daddy.

00:36:43You know, I'm pretty sure

00:36:44I read in the book

00:36:44that it's better

00:36:46to let him cry it out, right?

00:36:47No, that's for, um,

00:36:48when we're putting her

00:36:49to sleep, babe.

00:36:50Yes, well, and nappies.

00:36:51No, no, not just nappies.

00:36:53Oh!

00:36:53No, she wants to,

00:36:54she wants to come.

00:36:54Come on.

00:36:55Yeah, I want to,

00:36:56ah, yeah, okay.

00:36:58Oh!

00:36:59We're going to look

00:37:01after the child as well.

00:37:02Come on.

00:37:04Yeah.

00:37:05Just excuse me, okay?

00:37:06No, that's okay.

00:37:06Okay.

00:37:08I'm very worried

00:37:09about the dog.

00:37:11I'm sorry, okay?

00:37:13I felt bad.

00:37:14I saw them wandering

00:37:15the neighborhood

00:37:15looking wrongly

00:37:16at all these families.

00:37:18What were they supposed

00:37:18to be?

00:37:19You can always invite

00:37:20strangers in this house.

00:37:21First it was the kitten

00:37:22in the garage,

00:37:23now it's these

00:37:24spinsters from your past.

00:37:26Baby, we have a child.

00:37:29We do?

00:37:30Wow, I just forgot

00:37:32about the 46 hours

00:37:33of labor and my torn anus.

00:37:34Oh!

00:37:35The chatty one

00:37:36is hiding something,

00:37:36and I know

00:37:37that you don't care,

00:37:38but the new keeps

00:37:39on fiddling with Noodle.

00:37:40I want them gone.

00:37:41I want my life back.

00:37:48Ladies, I couldn't find

00:37:49any weed but some ketamine!

00:37:52Fuck.

00:37:57Ow!

00:38:00Oh, it hit my spine.

00:38:05Oh, my God.

00:38:06Since when is petting

00:38:08a dog weird?

00:38:09It's not like I was

00:38:09only petting tail.

00:38:10I'm serious.

00:38:12Okay, well,

00:38:13I'm not hiding anything.

00:38:14They're just freaking nuts.

00:38:16Whatever, that's the most

00:38:16excitement they've seen

00:38:17in months, so...

00:38:18Yeah?

00:38:18Their partner just shot

00:38:19a commercial with Brad Pitt,

00:38:20but I hear you.

00:38:22Yeah, they clearly

00:38:22hate each other, though.

00:38:24Hate each other?

00:38:24Maybe they're a little tired.

00:38:25She had a baby.

00:38:27Or maybe they were in love

00:38:28and then they had the baby,

00:38:30and now they hate each other.

00:38:31That's real nice.

00:38:32I'm sorry.

00:38:33That's the reason

00:38:33I don't want kids.

00:38:35All right.

00:38:35I know you want kids.

00:38:37I mean it.

00:38:38I don't want kids.

00:38:40Okay, you don't mean that.

00:38:41Don't say that.

00:38:43Um, I do mean it.

00:38:44I don't want kids.

00:38:46Delaney, you don't mean that.

00:38:47Stop.

00:38:48Can we not have this conversation?

00:38:51Because that really put a damper

00:38:52on my entire day.

00:38:53Yes, okay, sorry.

00:38:55Um, okay.

00:38:57What do you want to do?

00:39:01Follow me, okay?

00:39:24I'm going to get this with my name on it,

00:39:26and she's going to get this with her name on it.

00:39:31What's the other 2%?

00:39:34Um, Carol Beagle?

00:39:36So, what's the other 2%?

00:39:39What's this?

00:39:40Open the window.

00:39:44Ooh, he's here.

00:39:46Get back in the sand.

00:39:53This ain't no ghetto drug.

00:39:58You're on the payroll

00:40:02Don't sit down

00:40:05Ooh

00:40:15Don't sit down

00:40:21Make a grown man cry

00:40:27Oh my

00:40:30Oh my

00:40:31Oh my

00:40:37Really?

00:40:38Yes, he cuts his toenails in the car.

00:40:40That's a good thing.

00:40:40No.

00:40:41Shots!

00:40:42Keep it going all nighter!

00:40:44Oh, hi, Kyle.

00:40:46You sure you're allowed back in here?

00:40:50Dude, I'm so embarrassed.

00:40:53How can we make this up to you?

00:40:55Um, I guess one of you could eat some dog shit.

00:40:58Shit, I'll do it.

00:40:59No, I'll do it.

00:41:01I'll do it.

00:41:02I'm so sorry that we keep subjecting you to this.

00:41:04Let's just do a round of fireball shots for everyone.

00:41:10You like fireball?

00:41:13I love fireball.

00:41:16Let's fucking go.

00:41:20What is with Phil?

00:41:22What's up, Kaylee?

00:41:24Oh my God, dude.

00:41:26I gotta go to the bathroom.

00:41:27Well, we've been having so much fun.

00:41:29It's been hard to find the right time to tell her.

00:41:32Right.

00:41:33But more importantly, as soon as you tell her, it's gonna be weird.

00:41:37Uh, yeah, that too.

00:41:39All right, then don't think about it and just have fun.

00:41:41I can't not think about it.

00:41:44She is going to find out.

00:41:46Mm-hmm.

00:41:48Oh my God, you're so stressed.

00:41:50I know, I know.

00:41:51I can feel your heart beating in your chest.

00:41:54I know.

00:41:56Well, my fiancé wants to try for kids as soon as we get married.

00:42:00So this will be the last time I see my friends for the next 18 years.

00:42:07That's so sad.

00:42:08I know.

00:42:09Don't say that.

00:42:10I agree.

00:42:10The fact is that we're getting older and we're not gonna have a lot more weekends like this.

00:42:14We're not 80 years old.

00:42:15This is not your last hurrah.

00:42:17Do you know what a bachelor party is?

00:42:18By definition, it is a last hurrah.

00:42:20I think you're being dramatic.

00:42:22I don't think so.

00:42:26Maybe we get another drink?

00:42:28Yes.

00:42:28Is that an awful idea?

00:42:29No, it's a good idea.

00:42:31Okay, twist your arm?

00:42:32Twist my arm.

00:42:33I don't really do the whole American idealization of excess, super-sized thing.

00:42:37Well, except when it comes to real estate because tiny homes scare me.

00:42:43Beijing.

00:42:45Hold those.

00:42:49What's his deal?

00:42:51Oh, he's a good dude.

00:42:52And he's like low-key rich now, too.

00:42:54But he only dates models.

00:42:56Sorry.

00:42:57Hey, um, are you single?

00:43:00Yeah, I'm single.

00:43:02Same.

00:43:03I mean, me and my boys have like a strict no-dating policy for junior year.

00:43:07I love that.

00:43:08I wish my friends got that.

00:43:11Did you want me to put in a good word with Tommy?

00:43:14Like to date?

00:43:15No.

00:43:16I'll like to smash.

00:43:17Yeah, I'll just watch.

00:43:20Yeah, I'll ask him.

00:43:21Less of an ask and more of a temperature check.

00:43:23Just check it out for me.

00:43:25It's my mission to get you kissing.

00:43:29Phil, Tommy, family fireball shots.

00:43:33Cheers.

00:43:34Oh, fuck.

00:43:34But now I think about the...

00:43:36Cheers.

00:43:39Oh, my God.

00:43:45Oh, fuck.

00:43:55I forgot to vote.

00:43:57Uh, guys, there's nothing open.

00:43:59We really don't need to force the night.

00:44:00No, no, no.

00:44:01We said all-nighter.

00:44:04We did.

00:44:04I feel like Tommy Delaney still need to clap cheeks.

00:44:07What are you talking about?

00:44:09Nothing.

00:44:09He's drunk.

00:44:10Ignore him.

00:44:11Well, we would invite you back to the Pelican Palace Bar.

00:44:13But it is, I've been told, an out-of-order vending machine in the parking lot.

00:44:19Mm.

00:44:19So, they can't host.

00:44:21That's correct.

00:44:21They can't host.

00:44:22Do you...

00:44:24You guys, should we just call it?

00:44:26Yes.

00:44:26No, no, let's go to ours.

00:44:30What about Dougie?

00:44:32Dougie?

00:44:32No.

00:44:34We'll be quiet.

00:44:38Sorry.

00:44:39This is the only room in the house without cameras.

00:44:41I have cash.

00:44:42Yeah, I think, uh, I think I should probably take Phil home.

00:44:45No.

00:44:46No.

00:44:47You should stay here.

00:44:49Charlie and Katie, they'll be back any second.

00:44:51I'm friends with Danny.

00:44:52Or, we could play a game.

00:44:55You guys ever heard of Twister?

00:44:57Oh, man.

00:44:59The beta thighs brought it to, uh, the hockey house last spring.

00:45:03No, uh, seriously, I told Phil's wife I'd watch him.

00:45:06I think it's time for us to go, Phil.

00:45:08I'm good.

00:45:09Chill.

00:45:10Come on, we'll go back to the hotel.

00:45:11I think we should get Phil coffee.

00:45:12Phil, do you want a coffee?

00:45:13Don't fucking touch me.

00:45:15All right, yeah, let's get Phil coffee.

00:45:18Is that okay?

00:45:19Yeah, go get me fucking coffee and get out of here.

00:45:22Great, let's get Phil coffee.

00:45:23Bye.

00:45:24This guy fucking thinks he knows what it's like to fucking live in a house with three women.

00:45:28No offense, you're awesome.

00:45:30Ooh, a smooth banana IPA.

00:45:34That could be your, that could be your wedding drink.

00:45:36Like, your bride signature cocktail.

00:45:38I'm not doing any of that stuff.

00:45:40Right.

00:45:40Because you're, like, cool bride.

00:45:43Yes.

00:45:44Yes, that's right.

00:45:45What's your signature cocktail?

00:45:47Well, I'm a cool groom, so I can't do that.

00:45:50Oh.

00:45:50You, you might actually be too cool of a groom if it takes you seven years to propose.

00:45:57Look, love happens in its own time.

00:46:00Oh, right.

00:46:00It's, you know, I don't make the timetable.

00:46:02Love makes the timetable.

00:46:03And that's what you told her?

00:46:04Yeah.

00:46:04Yes, that's what I told her.

00:46:05And how much time did that buy you?

00:46:07Seven years.

00:46:09Ah, ah, ah.

00:46:10I see.

00:46:12What made you wait so long?

00:46:14I just wasn't sure.

00:46:17About your fiance?

00:46:18About any of it.

00:46:19I just, I just didn't know if that's what I wanted.

00:46:22You know, I just think it's this thing that we all think we're supposed to do because everybody

00:46:26else does it, but we never stop and ask ourselves if it's what we actually want.

00:46:30And then I realized that I did want it.

00:46:33And I do want kids.

00:46:35And that eventually I just had to get out of my own way and find somebody that I liked

00:46:40and use good judgment and be smart and just, you know, pick them and be happy.

00:46:48So romantic.

00:46:49I don't care if you don't think it's romantic.

00:46:51It's honest.

00:46:52And honesty is what sustains a marriage.

00:46:56It's not romance.

00:46:57I mean, you actually don't think that there's one person for everyone?

00:47:03I'm sorry.

00:47:04You can't be serious.

00:47:05What?

00:47:06One person for everyone?

00:47:07No, of course not.

00:47:08I think there are millions of people that we can connect with.

00:47:11It's just a matter of when you meet them.

00:47:13We're not marrying these people because of timing.

00:47:17Don't say we're marrying them because of soulmates because I'll leave you here with those beers.

00:47:25We're marrying them because we love them.

00:47:29Yes.

00:47:31I mean, right?

00:47:33I said yes.

00:47:35I, you're not selling me.

00:47:37Do you know?

00:47:38That's not my job.

00:47:39Oh, this coffee expired six years ago.

00:47:43Coffee doesn't expire.

00:47:44I got cash money, baby girl.

00:47:46Remember that stuff from the 90s?

00:47:48We'll give it some tap water, okay?

00:47:49Or like Windex or something.

00:47:50Would you like to share a glass of wine?

00:47:52What?

00:47:54Someone found a speaker.

00:47:56Connect.

00:47:57No, I have to conserve my battery for the Uber so we can leave.

00:48:00You remember leaving?

00:48:01You can use my phone for the music.

00:48:04No offense, but you probably don't have my kind of music on your phone, so.

00:48:07What kind of music do you like?

00:48:08House, but a very specific kind of house.

00:48:11I like specific house.

00:48:13My God.

00:48:14Just listen to your music, okay?

00:48:16Put on your phone.

00:48:16I'm fine.

00:48:17Are you?

00:48:17Put on your phone.

00:48:18I'm fine.

00:48:19Oh, Tommy.

00:48:22I'm coming, Tommy.

00:48:28I'm going to make two glasses of wine still for if anyone wants to stay and drink it with me.

00:49:01Delaney, can you fire for some pizzas, hon?

00:49:05For the guys, at least.

00:49:07I mean, I'm happy to host this.

00:49:09Yeah, you don't seem anxious about it at all.

00:49:10Well, I'm just a little worried.

00:49:12If I get a bad review, that is on you.

00:49:14What is with you in this review?

00:49:15Are you in some sort of legal bind?

00:49:17No.

00:49:18No, but...

00:49:19I will write you a comment if they give you a shitty review.

00:49:22Oh, oh.

00:49:23Um, we can just go back to my hotel, if you want.

00:49:28I mean, just say the word.

00:49:32Charlie, I can't.

00:49:34I'm engaged.

00:49:35You know, I...

00:49:37Trust me.

00:49:41I feel it, too, but there's not...

00:49:44I'm sorry.

00:49:44I meant, like...

00:49:46I meant all of us would go back to my hotel, like...

00:49:49Instead of you hosting here, just because you seemed anxious about it?

00:49:53Yeah, no.

00:49:54I'm...

00:49:55I'm so sorry.

00:49:56Um, just because we'd been flirting, so I thought that you were...

00:49:59I wasn't suggesting that you and I would go back alone to my hotel.

00:50:03I hope I wasn't giving off that impression.

00:50:06I mean, did you think the friendly banter meant that I was gonna, like, cheat on my fiancé?

00:50:11No.

00:50:12No.

00:50:20I gotta...

00:50:20Okay.

00:50:21That's a fad, dude.

00:50:26Delaney, what the fuck are you doing?

00:50:28We said we'd stay in the bedroom.

00:50:30Delaney!

00:50:31Phil, buddy, time to go.

00:50:32Finally.

00:50:33Yeah, let's go.

00:50:34No.

00:50:34Stay.

00:50:35You can go to my room.

00:50:36I'll make it fun.

00:50:37No.

00:50:38No, thanks.

00:50:39Is it because I'm not a model?

00:50:40No, because I don't share a genuine connection with you, and it feels weird to lead you on.

00:50:44Oh, fuck you.

00:50:45You know, I came here to celebrate an important time in Charlie's life.

00:50:49I tried to politely keep my distance so I could spend time with my friends, who I never see,

00:50:53but you inserted yourself into our plans and put us all in a very weird situation.

00:50:58So, honestly, fuck you, Delaney.

00:51:00No.

00:51:01No.

00:51:02No, no, no.

00:51:03Fuck you, Tommy.

00:51:05Fuck you.

00:51:06Because that, that's the dopest girl that I've ever met.

00:51:10And you may not get her.

00:51:13But I do.

00:51:22I think I love you.

00:51:29What?

00:51:31What are you talking about?

00:51:35No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:51:36What is going on here?

00:51:38Who are these people?

00:51:39Mom's house?

00:51:40Can you not on the art?

00:51:42I'm sorry.

00:51:43I'm sorry.

00:51:43They are about to leave.

00:51:45Additional guests?

00:51:46Shoes inside?

00:51:47Alcohol?

00:51:49You agreed to the rules.

00:51:51I know.

00:51:52I'm sorry.

00:51:52There were a lot of rules.

00:51:54And honestly, no alcohol is crazy.

00:51:55So.

00:51:56Yeah.

00:51:56Because I don't want to relapse again.

00:51:58I'm two years sober.

00:51:59What is wrong with you people?

00:52:01This is my house.

00:52:02It kills me that I have to rent this out.

00:52:05But with my mom's leftover medical bills, I don't really have...

00:52:12Really?

00:52:14I'm not going to not do the coke.

00:52:18Hi.

00:52:19Hi.

00:52:20We're here for Big Dick Phil.

00:52:23Oh, my God.

00:52:24I'm him.

00:52:26Phil, please tell me that you didn't hire...

00:52:28Delaney said I could.

00:52:29I said he could.

00:52:30Because guess what?

00:52:31All guys like strippers, Katie.

00:52:33Even your lover, Charlie.

00:52:35Okay.

00:52:35Well, he's not my lover.

00:52:36I mean, you have been eye-fucking her all week, dude.

00:52:39See?

00:52:40Whoa.

00:52:41What about my sister?

00:52:43Let's not chill.

00:52:44What are you talking about?

00:52:45She's engaged.

00:52:49You knew?

00:52:52Charlie knew.

00:52:54Hey, we're drunk.

00:52:55Okay?

00:52:55Let's not talk about this right now.

00:52:57You don't want to talk about how you hid your engagement from me for an entire weekend?

00:53:01Can you stop how you put our phones in a kitchen drawer?

00:53:05Stop.

00:53:05You're a psycho.

00:53:06Hey, you're a fucking bitch!

00:53:09Okay, this is just sad.

00:53:10I can't dance here.

00:53:12Same.

00:53:12Friendship stuff is super triggering.

00:53:14Yeah.

00:53:23Okay.

00:53:24I got another girl, but it'll take her 45 minutes to get here.

00:53:28Get out!

00:53:29You get out.

00:53:32You're a pervert.

00:53:34You filmed us.

00:53:45You're creepy!

00:53:47You don't treat guests this way!

00:53:52Everywhere's closed, Delaney.

00:53:54I'm talking to you.

00:53:55Okay, but nowhere's open.

00:53:56You don't know everything.

00:54:04Oh, hello.

00:54:07I'll have one pizza for one person.

00:54:13I can go home.

00:54:16He says it's going to be five minutes, so...

00:54:19You didn't want to know what type of pizza?

00:54:20I always get pepperoni, and they always know, so...

00:54:23Yeah, I didn't hear a credit card number.

00:54:26I'll pay the cash for Chuck.

00:54:54Tommy took my charger into his room and I know but all right well Kyle's also not exactly the

00:55:03most reliable narrator I can't look I'm gonna be home in a few hours no I'm here

00:55:19no my service is fine I'm gonna I'll be home in a few hours and then we can talk okay

00:55:33ready great four hours and 37 minutes to destination

00:55:58you

00:56:06you

00:56:34can you please talk about last night

00:56:37about what

00:56:40all that I mean

00:56:44do you remember any of it I know you can black out big chunks when you drink like that

00:56:53I remember that you lied to me about getting engaged I remember that I tried to tell you

00:56:59that first night I had this whole thing planned it's the whole reason we did the trip

00:57:05you lied to me all weekend no I tried to tell you all weekend another lie that's great why do

00:57:14you

00:57:14always lie honestly you lie to me all the time I'm not a liar it's just really hard to be

00:57:18honest with

00:57:19you I mean you hate everything you hate everyone I don't hate every admit you hate John admit it

00:57:27you've never liked him you roll your eyes when you talk don't laugh at his jokes I don't know why

00:57:31he's so

00:57:32sweet but you have always hated him I hate how boring he makes you boring why because I don't want

00:57:37to

00:57:37babysit your fucking benders at least I'm not stuck in some sad routine I'm not sad I'm happy

00:57:43you look happy

00:57:45why don't you call it

00:57:46I'm serious why don't you leave the city

00:57:49go drown your personality in white wine with Gwen

00:57:52that sounds better than staying here and wasting it with you one weekend at a time

00:57:57why don't you try caring about something

00:58:01why don't you try making a fucking effort

00:58:06why don't you grow up

00:58:07I am growing up

00:58:08you still do cocaine

00:58:09doing cocaine is fun Katie

00:58:11okay yeah well maybe we're too different now

00:58:17yeah

00:58:18maybe we are

00:58:25get out

00:58:33hey there she is

00:58:35how you doing

00:58:35you feeling okay

00:58:36yeah let's go out of the shower

00:58:38okay

00:58:38you feel like

00:58:43hey you right away from me

00:58:49taking light and bleeding play

00:58:55I keep the hurt I'd rather feel

00:59:12There were two pigs, okay, and they're in the same pit of mud.

00:59:16And the wife pig turns over to the husband pig, and she says,

00:59:19Have you seen Farmer Joe's pants lately?

00:59:28Why would you cancel?

00:59:30The husband goes, Oh, that's so funny.

00:59:32I thought he said pork chop.

00:59:44Thank you so much, everyone.

00:59:46Thank you for the next time.

00:59:54Oops, did a thing.

00:59:56Officially secured Series B fundy for my startup.

01:00:02How do you think posted that?

01:00:04Oh, oh, oh, um, Elon Musk.

01:00:10Uh, no, no, it's someone we know.

01:00:12Oh, oh, uh, um, I give up.

01:00:18Uh, okay.

01:00:20Um, no, it was Diane's date from, uh, New Year's.

01:00:24No, I don't, I don't, I don't even think I've met her.

01:00:26Oh, is she friends with Delaney?

01:00:28Speaking of which, is Delaney coming to dinner this weekend?

01:00:32I don't think so.

01:00:35Why?

01:00:36Well, we're gonna fight.

01:00:38The two of you are fighting.

01:00:40Yeah.

01:00:40That's maybe never happened in the history of the world.

01:00:44What happened?

01:00:44Um, it's very dumb.

01:00:46It was about the engagement.

01:00:48Oh.

01:00:50I, so I never actually told her.

01:00:52She found out on my phone and went ballistic and got wasted.

01:00:56Wait, wait, wait, what do you mean?

01:00:57You didn't tell her that?

01:00:58I mean, remember I tried and you called, so I couldn't really.

01:01:01And then I tried later that night and it got extremely weird.

01:01:03No, no, no, no.

01:01:05Don't, don't, don't do that.

01:01:06I let you wait until the perfect moment to tell her how you wanted to tell her.

01:01:12And you said you would do that on the trip.

01:01:13You told me you would handle that on the trip so we could start planning our wedding.

01:01:17I mean, you're a little obsessed with planning the wedding.

01:01:19Well, yeah, I want to celebrate our marriage with our family and our friends.

01:01:23No offense, I, I don't think you really get it.

01:01:25You know, I don't think you get me and Delaney exactly.

01:01:27I don't think you could.

01:01:28See, how do you, how do you say that?

01:01:30I've been nothing but accommodating to you and your friend.

01:01:34She has a drawer in our dresser.

01:01:36You said that was fun.

01:01:36It was.

01:01:38It is.

01:01:40But I just want to know when you're going to choose us, right?

01:01:44When, when you will stop bending our lives together for Delaney.

01:01:48It's not just Delaney.

01:01:50Hold on.

01:01:51No, no, no, no.

01:01:52What do you, what do you, what do you mean?

01:01:53You know, marriage can really change your life.

01:01:55And, and a lot of times it's for the better.

01:01:58Or, which I think will be, you know, our case.

01:02:00And I'm very excited, of course.

01:02:02But there's just a lot of changes.

01:02:04Like, for example, you know, eventually we will probably want to move out of the city.

01:02:07And that's fine.

01:02:08And I'm, you know, we'll do that for you.

01:02:10And you go out there and then all of a sudden all your friends are married couples that moved out

01:02:15there too.

01:02:15And, and nobody knew you before you were a married couple.

01:02:18So it's actually a bit like you didn't exist before you were part of a married couple.

01:02:22So that's the new you.

01:02:23I'm just, I'm just, I'm just going to stop you.

01:02:25I don't even know what to believe in.

01:02:26I don't even know what to believe in.

01:02:29John!

01:02:34So, anyways, popcorn to Delaney.

01:02:37I didn't have any peaks this week.

01:02:41Well, a week of valleys spends time in our cal eventually.

01:02:45Everything okay?

01:02:46Yeah, it's, everything's okay.

01:02:49Delaney, we're here if you ever want to share, obviously.

01:02:51But you seem to hate peaks and valleys, so.

01:02:54I don't hate peaks and valleys.

01:02:56Really?

01:02:57Once you thought you were muted and you screamed fuck when we started playing the game.

01:03:02Okay, fine.

01:03:04Um.

01:03:06My valley was.

01:03:10My best friend lied to me about getting engaged.

01:03:16What?

01:03:18Wow.

01:03:19Wow.

01:03:20That is a deep valley.

01:03:22Very deep.

01:03:23Okay.

01:03:24Let's dive into this.

01:03:26Let's dive into this.

01:03:27Come on.

01:03:27We're here for you.

01:03:30Okay.

01:03:31Your hair.

01:03:32I always pictured, pictured you as a blonde.

01:03:35Look at you.

01:03:37Okay, so wait.

01:03:38Tell me everything.

01:03:38Who is this fiance?

01:03:39What's his name?

01:03:41John.

01:03:42Where's John from?

01:03:44Yep.

01:03:45John.

01:03:46The Midwest.

01:03:47What state?

01:03:48Minneapolis.

01:03:51Michigan or Minnesota.

01:03:53It's an M.

01:03:53I just, I can't remember right now.

01:03:56You seem like you must hate him.

01:03:58I don't hate him.

01:04:00I don't hate John.

01:04:01That's very nice.

01:04:02It's your best friend.

01:04:02So you're trying to be nice.

01:04:03But like, what did he do?

01:04:04He obviously cheated.

01:04:06He obviously.

01:04:07He cheated.

01:04:07He did cheat.

01:04:08Alex, he cheated.

01:04:09John did not cheat.

01:04:10John's not a cheater.

01:04:11He's totally obsessed with her.

01:04:15But too obsessed, probably.

01:04:18No.

01:04:19No.

01:04:20Oh, no.

01:04:20To where it's like, true crime.

01:04:23No.

01:04:25He treats her really well.

01:04:26He's a very good guy.

01:04:28So he treats her well?

01:04:32Yeah, he treats her well.

01:04:35Wait, and is she like, happy with him?

01:04:41Yeah.

01:04:44Okay, wait.

01:04:45Sorry for the disconnect here.

01:04:46But what's the problem?

01:04:49And the toy guy said that that's the most popular thing he sells.

01:04:52Yeah, no.

01:04:53The kids wanted one of these.

01:04:54I just got them a new globe, but never enough.

01:04:58Where's John?

01:05:00His work thing.

01:05:01Oh, did he decide if he wanted the chicken or lamb skewers for the cocktail hour?

01:05:05Shoot.

01:05:05I'll ask him.

01:05:06I'm not sure.

01:05:07If you get that thing wet, it turns blue.

01:05:10So he's rehabbing brittle hips after sundown?

01:05:13He's really burning the midnight oil.

01:05:16And, um, if you wanted to go back to Red again, you just put it in the sun.

01:05:20Is there trouble in paradise?

01:05:23You can't hide from an empath, little sister.

01:05:27Um, Delaney and I got into a fight, and now John and I are in a bit of a fight

01:05:34about that fight.

01:05:35Of course.

01:05:36No, no, no.

01:05:36We all saw this coming.

01:05:38You know, you guys are emotionally stunted.

01:05:41Daria says you both have arrested development.

01:05:43I never said that.

01:05:44You just happened to leave your notebook open to a page that said never individuated into adulthood?

01:05:48Did you find the key to my office again?

01:05:50It doesn't matter.

01:05:50Look, the medical fact is you guys are basically still kids who are clinging on to each other in the

01:05:55cafeteria of life.

01:05:56You're emotionally stunted.

01:06:00Oh, that's a very mature response, Katie.

01:06:02Do you see what I'm saying?

01:06:04You're stunted.

01:06:05It's so rich coming from you.

01:06:07Look, I'm sorry.

01:06:08I really hate to be the one to have to tell you this, but it might actually be time for

01:06:12you to grow up.

01:06:13We have all had to.

01:06:15Did we?

01:06:16I mean, did we all have to?

01:06:17You're like 40 years old and you still blame everything on our parents.

01:06:20You're emotionally stunted, not me.

01:06:22Tell him, Daria.

01:06:23No, no, no, Daria.

01:06:24Tell her that she's narcissistic like Dad.

01:06:26Do you know that the DSM-5 defines narcissism as a personality disorder, right, Daria?

01:06:31A cluster B personality disorder, which I think we can both agree you have.

01:06:34Oh, I have a personality disorder?

01:06:36Oh, my God, you're delusional.

01:06:38You're literally medically delusional.

01:06:40You're certifiable.

01:06:41Daria, tell him.

01:06:42You have every symptom.

01:06:43Tell him.

01:06:44Shut up!

01:06:45Just shut the fuck up!

01:06:51Today I listened to a man detail an intense reptilian fetish that's ruining his marriage.

01:06:58And I had to tell him, no, that's not weird.

01:07:01Do you want an iguana to act as a third?

01:07:05A girl ate rocks in front of me.

01:07:08And I had to tell a mother who told me that she lost her pregnancy.

01:07:14I had to promise her that she would get over it one day.

01:07:19Do you guys want a medical diagnosis?

01:07:23You are both ungrateful shits!

01:07:38I can't believe she said all that stuff about her patients.

01:07:42I mean, isn't that supposed to be, like, really private?

01:07:48I know we didn't have the ideal childhood, but you cannot keep using it as an excuse.

01:07:57I mean, come on.

01:07:59Can you be the adult for once?

01:08:03Can you help me for once?

01:08:07Things are going to be okay with John.

01:08:12I don't know, actually.

01:08:15Yeah, he's...

01:08:17He's really mad.

01:08:18People get mad, Katie.

01:08:21It's part of life, and it's going to be a long road if you walk around trying to make everything

01:08:26nice for everybody all the time.

01:08:27You've got to be honest.

01:08:30I know what Delaney means to you, and I know how much she was there for you when you were

01:08:36kids.

01:08:36And yes, I maybe thought that you were freaks, but what you had was special.

01:08:43You guys had a great run.

01:08:48So maybe it's okay that it's over.

01:08:52Sometimes the past can't last.

01:08:57Pass me to my poem journal.

01:08:59Hurry up.

01:09:01Quick, quick, quick, quick.

01:09:04Okay, I made a guest list.

01:09:06Pretty much everyone who's coming is cool except for, like, one other assistant from my office.

01:09:10Have I shown you her grid before?

01:09:12She posts so much emo shit.

01:09:15It's like, we get that you have cancer.

01:09:17Maybe she won't support.

01:09:19What?

01:09:21We're seeing it helps other people.

01:09:24Oh, it doesn't help me.

01:09:25I meant other sick people.

01:09:27Right.

01:09:29Wait, how much do we hate Katie?

01:09:31Like, we haven't talked about this at all.

01:09:34Yeah.

01:09:34What she did wasn't great.

01:09:37You know what I always say.

01:09:39Hate motivates.

01:09:41Liking stuff I can motivate to.

01:09:43No, liking stuff is for sheep.

01:09:46Plus, hating stuff is, like, our thing.

01:09:48We both know the whole world sucks.

01:09:50The whole world sucks.

01:09:52Yeah.

01:10:01I think I need to leave.

01:10:03I mean, same.

01:10:04This place is a shithole.

01:10:05Like, it's obviously a temporary situation.

01:10:07No.

01:10:09I just don't want to be around you anymore.

01:10:13I hate that we love to hate people.

01:10:17It makes me feel sick.

01:10:20And I want to feel good.

01:10:24I want to be happy.

01:10:25I want to be happy for other people.

01:10:26I want to be happy for my family.

01:10:28I want to be happy for my friends.

01:10:33But I don't know how to do that.

01:10:35I don't know how to be happy

01:10:38for people.

01:10:46Did you, like, write that in your notes app

01:10:48to say to me?

01:10:48That's so fucking lame, Delaney.

01:10:53Okay, bye.

01:10:58Just keep breathing.

01:11:00Oh, okay.

01:11:01Other side.

01:11:03One second.

01:11:04Sorry.

01:11:07Delaney.

01:11:10Hi.

01:11:11What happened?

01:11:12Is everyone okay?

01:11:14What?

01:11:14Yeah.

01:11:18Then, um, why are you here?

01:11:25Where are you from?

01:11:32Illinois.

01:11:34I knew that.

01:11:38Did you like it there in Illinois?

01:11:42Do you mind?

01:11:44Sure.

01:11:47What is it?

01:11:51What is this?

01:11:53Yeah.

01:11:55Um, yeah, I lived in Illinois

01:11:59pretty much my whole life.

01:12:01High school, college.

01:12:03Go Phoenixes.

01:12:05It was our college mascot.

01:12:07Yeah, my whole family went there.

01:12:08And I am so sorry

01:12:10that I didn't tell you

01:12:12that I was going to propose to Katie.

01:12:15It's okay.

01:12:18Probably made you hate me even more.

01:12:19I never hated you.

01:12:22I hated you existed.

01:12:26That was, I...

01:12:27Right.

01:12:30You never did anything wrong.

01:12:34I did everything to make it

01:12:37incredibly weird for you.

01:12:40And I'm, I'm really sorry.

01:12:47I'm really happy it's you.

01:12:53I will, uh, let you go back to work.

01:12:55Yeah, yeah.

01:12:57We're, we're actually

01:12:59in a fight.

01:13:01Um, she lied to me

01:13:02about telling you.

01:13:04And I just don't understand

01:13:06why she can't be

01:13:07honest

01:13:08with me.

01:13:10I don't know.

01:13:14Maybe she's

01:13:15afraid of losing us.

01:13:18Or maybe it's

01:13:21trying to protect us.

01:13:23You really don't know.

01:13:27I do know that

01:13:32getting older is

01:13:36really scary.

01:13:43I'm not paying for this.

01:13:46I got his card on file.

01:13:50Can we talk?

01:13:53I mean, what are we doing?

01:13:54I, I, I can't take

01:13:55more silent treatment.

01:13:59That's my client, Jerry.

01:14:04Uh, yeah, I know Jerry.

01:14:08Do you know his wife, Marlene?

01:14:10You know, they've been

01:14:11married for years.

01:14:12Lived in four states,

01:14:14three countries.

01:14:16They got divorced.

01:14:18Got back together.

01:14:20Lived in next door houses

01:14:21just for their own space.

01:14:25Until they built this place.

01:14:28Together.

01:14:31I don't know

01:14:32what the rest of our lives

01:14:33will look like.

01:14:34But it can be

01:14:35whatever we want it to be.

01:14:37I love you.

01:14:39I love you.

01:14:40I love you too.

01:14:41I'm sorry.

01:14:43I'm sorry.

01:14:45I'm sorry I lied.

01:14:48And I'm gonna do better.

01:14:50I know.

01:14:51I know.

01:14:52She told me.

01:14:53Who?

01:14:55Delaney.

01:14:57Um, when, when did you see Delaney?

01:15:01Today.

01:15:02She came by the office.

01:15:04Why?

01:15:05She's like, what?

01:15:07Like returning the stuff

01:15:07I had in her apartment?

01:15:08Or...

01:15:11She...

01:15:12wanted to know

01:15:13where I was from.

01:15:17Yeah.

01:15:20Actually.

01:15:24Go get your girl.

01:15:29Go on.

01:15:35Open up your gate.

01:15:37There you go.

01:15:38Go on.

01:15:40Let's open it.

01:16:02Go on.

01:16:03Everything went on.

01:16:04Go on.

01:16:05Go on.

01:16:06Go on.

01:16:07Go on.

01:16:11Katie, no. There's a list and you're not the aesthetic. And honestly, even if you were, there's already a Jennifer

01:16:17here and you can't, like, have a Jennifer and a Katie, you know?

01:16:20Yeah, okay. Um, Roxy, I know you think I'm lame, but I know that you're miserable and that's why you're

01:16:27so mean.

01:16:28But I feel bad for you. Okay?

01:16:33Yeah. Same.

01:16:35Yeah.

01:16:36Where's Delaney?

01:16:38Where do you think?

01:16:39Fuck.

01:16:44Occupied.

01:16:46Occupied.

01:16:46Delaney, drop the drugs.

01:16:48I said occupied.

01:16:53So I was gonna...

01:16:54Sorry, can I go first? Because I'm feeling brave and that might go away.

01:17:01What?

01:17:08I look at you and I feel like we are still 12 years old.

01:17:13And I really love that.

01:17:16But we're not 12 years old anymore and we can't spend every second together anymore.

01:17:25And we don't like all the same things anymore.

01:17:28As much as I try to fight that.

01:17:32And I want to get married.

01:17:35And I want to have kids.

01:17:38And I want to save pictures of bathroom renovations I like.

01:17:45And I want to make little dishes for my keys.

01:17:49And I want to move out of the city.

01:17:51And I know you don't want that stuff.

01:17:52You don't even like that stuff, actually.

01:17:55And you don't even really like people who do.

01:18:00Just scary.

01:18:06And I didn't tell you about the engagement because I was afraid you wouldn't be happy for me.

01:18:12And that would just break my heart beyond repair.

01:18:18And I'm so happy about this next chapter of my life.

01:18:21But I'm terrified that you don't want to be a part of it.

01:18:27And I know I really messed up by lying.

01:18:31And I'm really, really sorry.

01:18:35And if things are different now, I understand.

01:18:40And if we end up parting ways.

01:18:43I just wanted to say thank you.

01:18:51Being your best friend has just been the highlight of my life.

01:18:59And I think we're really lucky to have lasted as long as we did.

01:19:19Well, it's not every day your kid sister gets married.

01:19:22I'm incredibly honored to be here.

01:19:24And I was asked to put a couple words together and to try to capture the spirit of marriage

01:19:30and what it means to our civilization

01:19:33and particularly what it means to these two very special people.

01:19:38So I've done my best.

01:19:40And I think you'll agree.

01:19:45Love's passion, always in fashion.

01:19:50French kissing, sad to be missing.

01:19:55Willows swaying, children playing.

01:19:59Love will find a way.

01:20:03Today.

01:20:05Forevermore.

01:20:07Into Dawn, Katie, and John.

01:20:13You have truly won

01:20:16the game.

01:20:30Thank you for that beautiful poem, Henry.

01:20:38Okay.

01:20:40Let's do this.

01:20:43Dearly beloved.

01:20:56This is so crazy.

01:20:58You spend more time with, like, a hairdresser

01:21:00than you do with, like, your best friends.

01:21:03100%.

01:21:04My eyebrow woman is closer to me.

01:21:06I text her.

01:21:07We're on texting basis.

01:21:08Girl, I got what you desire.

01:21:14Yeah.

01:21:16I got a love key to light your fire.

01:21:22Oh, girl.

01:21:24And then give that a song.

01:21:27It's, like, really fun just to, like, sleep, right?

01:21:30To be in bed for a full 24 hours.

01:21:33People say that's a luxury.

01:21:35People say that's a luxury.

01:21:36I say that's a luxury.

01:21:37Exactly.

01:21:38Yeah.

01:21:38A hundred percent.

01:22:01Kind of depressing.

01:22:02Kind of depressing.

01:22:05It is.

01:22:06Well, that's, that's, that's what they tell you at school.

01:22:08You never listen.

01:22:09You know?

01:22:10That, like, you're like, that won't be me.

01:22:23I'm fostering it to a bass and ham this week.

01:22:26Oh, God.

01:22:27I know.

01:22:27So running around.

01:22:29I need it.

01:22:30I honestly, I cannot even stand it.

01:22:33I need it here.

01:22:35Just stay up for a matter of mind.

01:22:44Oh, oh.

01:22:48Oh, oh, oh.

01:22:53Something.

01:22:55Something in you.

01:22:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

01:23:03Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

01:23:05oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

01:23:06oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

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