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00:00:23Where did he go?
00:00:24Up or down, Frankie?
00:00:26Oh, you, you're out!
00:00:31What about the fire?
00:00:32I'll push you shut up to T.
00:00:40Tango 6, come in.
00:00:44David John, coming for Captain Dhoni.
00:00:47Going off the wing.
00:00:48Cover the exits. Negative, negative.
00:00:50Stand by for backup, over.
00:00:52No. By the time backup arrives,
00:00:54he'll be gone.
00:00:55Breach! Breach!
00:00:57Go, go!
00:00:58Go!
00:01:10Go!
00:01:12Go!
00:01:14Go!
00:01:15Go!
00:01:28Go!
00:01:30Go!
00:01:32Go!
00:01:35Go!
00:01:36Go!
00:01:38Go!
00:01:45We're the drugs, Wayne.
00:01:47I'm not going to ask again.
00:01:48Okay, Mafia.
00:01:49We should've gone down there.
00:01:52Hey!
00:01:53You should break!
00:01:54Don't you dare!
00:01:55Freeze!
00:01:56Please!
00:01:58Oh fuck!
00:02:12This entire operation, down the drain because of you.
00:02:18I was the one who got us the lead in the first place.
00:02:19Well now we got nothing.
00:02:24We knew they were working with someone higher up.
00:02:26So now what?
00:02:28The snitch and the distributor are both a bloody mess.
00:02:31We're digging their brains out of 10 kilos of coke.
00:02:34And we still have no idea who the bigger player is!
00:02:37The Swatchel-
00:02:38Shut it!
00:02:41I'll pick up the trail again Cap.
00:02:44No, you're off this.
00:02:46What?
00:02:46Excuse me?
00:02:48I'm sorry Cap, can we just-
00:02:50This entire thing is a stuff up because you can't play nicely with other kids.
00:02:54So what, now I'm suspended?
00:02:55No.
00:02:57Nope.
00:02:59Homicide in Rosettenville.
00:03:00Looks drug related.
00:03:04Come on Cap, this is low level shit.
00:03:06You're lucky I'm giving you that!
00:03:07Now get out!
00:03:17Hey.
00:03:20Get your shit together John.
00:03:24Yes sir.
00:03:31Well, this is a good person.
00:03:35You need to be the first person who's married.
00:03:36No, I'm not the man who is one of her.
00:03:38The woman who's married, he is a boy.
00:03:43No, no.
00:03:44No, no, no.
00:03:44It's not just a boy.
00:03:45The boy who's married, he's not a boy.
00:03:45And I'm not a boy.
00:03:47It's not a girl who's married.
00:03:48Yeah, he is a boy.
00:03:49You've been a boy.
00:03:52I'm a boy.
00:03:53to raise yourself
00:03:55To possession of narcotics
00:03:57Position with intention to sell
00:04:01Burglary
00:04:04You know
00:04:06What are you talking about?
00:04:09You're talking about
00:04:11You're looking at about 11 years
00:04:13No, no, correction
00:04:15That's why I work with you guys
00:04:16Wipe that shit clean
00:04:23Your cover's blown
00:04:25All I need from you is to make sure
00:04:27that Pinda gives up the drugs
00:04:28and her contacts
00:04:30You've got the drugs in your head
00:04:32Hey!
00:04:32Hey!
00:04:33Police!
00:04:34Police!
00:04:36Police!
00:04:38Police!
00:04:46Police!
00:04:47Police!
00:04:48Groplin was supposed to arrest me alongside Pinda
00:04:51so
00:04:51That might be true
00:04:52but you're burnt now
00:04:54Spalled Goods
00:04:56can't use you
00:04:58Fuck that
00:05:02But
00:05:04Condom
00:05:05A ghaote
00:05:08Nope!
00:05:09No!
00:05:10I would rather drink Dwayne Montagis Barred
00:05:12In actual fact
00:05:13I would rather go down
00:05:14on a Taiwanese transvestite
00:05:17What am I gonna get? Meat into rage? An axe wound? I don't know!
00:05:20The chances are better than me going to Jalburg!
00:05:23Malabawena, it's either you go to Johannesburg
00:05:26or you start thinking of a number of ways in which you should not pick up the soap.
00:05:36What time's that flight?
00:05:47Bring me a marker here for the needle, please.
00:05:50It looks like the Antwoord shot a music video here.
00:05:56It's chaos, man.
00:06:02Look who's here!
00:06:06Kani!
00:06:08Kani like a spiel, man.
00:06:10Good one.
00:06:12Kani, why are you doing here because now you can see this is a homicide.
00:06:18I know what's happening here.
00:06:20He got kicked off the big job and now he needs to hang around here with the small shit.
00:06:24That's what happens when you turn your key witnesses into a mdogweweena makaragar.
00:06:28Apparently the forensic says they can't even tell the one guy from the other.
00:06:32And the coke?
00:06:33No, couldn't even find any coke. It was just blood and guts everywhere.
00:06:37You know like when you have a bowl of mints?
00:06:38Yeah.
00:06:38And you put like icing sugar over it?
00:06:40Yeah.
00:06:40It looks like that.
00:06:42I think we should rename him and call him Thrifactor.
00:06:48Good.
00:06:49Alright, I got what I need.
00:06:51Oh, come on, no comeback.
00:06:52You want my comeback?
00:06:53Yeah.
00:06:54Go get it out your mother's asshole.
00:06:56Yeah, okay, that's fucking unnecessary.
00:06:58That was me, John.
00:07:00Hey, come on, it's not that funny.
00:07:04I'm just coughing, my friend.
00:07:10And we'll take a look at his body.
00:07:27Yeah, I forgot about it, he's dead.
00:07:28In what sources believe to be a bizarre case of mistaken identity, the actor playing Oscar Pistoris in the upcoming
00:07:34movie on the disgraced athlete's life has gone missing.
00:07:37Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:07:39Spoon's is good.
00:07:40Yes, yes.
00:07:41I'm going to say something.
00:07:42Is this for real?
00:07:43Yeah, it's trending all over the socials.
00:07:45Damn, South Africa really is a movie, man.
00:07:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:07:51I mean, are criminals in South Africa that useless
00:07:55that they actually kidnapped the wrong person?
00:07:58Chucks, I think we both...
00:08:01Japan.
00:08:02Hi.
00:08:03Yes, I am.
00:08:05Monique.
00:08:06Yeah.
00:08:07Mark 4.
00:08:08Yeah.
00:08:11Hey, no, what is it?
00:08:13No, no, it's not a story.
00:08:14No, it's not a story.
00:08:15No, it's not a story.
00:08:16Where's the rest of my money?
00:08:17Yeah, the next world. Where's my money?
00:08:19What the fuck?
00:08:19Hey, hey, hey, stop the wall, stop the wall.
00:08:22Hey, man, you can't treat a woman like this.
00:08:23What do you do inside?
00:08:24Where the fuck is this guy?
00:08:25I'm the guy who's telling you not to pull a Donald Trump
00:08:27on a crever but a pussy.
00:08:29Hey, Baba, my lala.
00:08:30I sell anybody by a dead body.
00:08:32This year is my pitch.
00:08:33But you can't own a person, okay?
00:08:37Unless you do it romantically.
00:08:39Like, R&B singers, you know, like,
00:08:40the fucker is mine.
00:08:42How much ransom would you get for Oscar now?
00:08:45Actually, I do remember you.
00:08:47Eh?
00:08:49You're the guy that didn't pay me last night.
00:08:51Oh!
00:08:52No, I've never met you.
00:08:54I've never met you.
00:08:56Is this the part with my mother?
00:08:57Yeah, he's a claim fucker.
00:08:58No, claim fucker.
00:08:59Hey!
00:09:00Hey!
00:09:01Break it up.
00:09:02Break it up.
00:09:03What's going on here?
00:09:04I don't know.
00:09:05What, what?
00:09:06Let's just sort this out.
00:09:07Oh, officer of the law.
00:09:09What?
00:09:09You got five or six or nine.
00:09:11Yeah, yeah, you're not so tough now, eh?
00:09:14Don't touch me.
00:09:14This man wants to pay me to sleep with this man.
00:09:18You're a pimp?
00:09:19No.
00:09:20No, I'm a cop.
00:09:20So, where's your badge?
00:09:23Technically, I'm not a cop.
00:09:25So you're impersonating an officer?
00:09:28No, I work with the police, so I'm half a cop.
00:09:32Okay, I'm taking you in.
00:09:34Trust us, Ed.
00:09:35Sorry.
00:09:36You're hurting me.
00:09:37I'm not touching you.
00:09:38Oh, ah!
00:09:39Wait.
00:09:40Ah!
00:09:41What are you doing?
00:09:42But he's brutalizing me!
00:09:44He's man-handed me!
00:09:46I'm not a racist.
00:09:47He's a racist!
00:09:49I'm not a racist.
00:09:50Everyone, just back away.
00:09:51I'm an officer of the law.
00:09:52There's nothing to see here.
00:09:53He's brutalizing me!
00:09:55I'm not brutalizing you or brutalizing you.
00:09:57Which one is it?
00:09:57Ah!
00:09:58Let him go!
00:09:59Let him go!
00:09:59touched him!
00:10:01Teach him!
00:10:02I think I need to talk about my money.
00:10:03Oh, come on, man.
00:10:05This is impersonating an officer.
00:10:07Oh!
00:10:08Ah!
00:10:10I'm telling you, just back off.
00:10:12Ok.
00:10:13Oh, I'm sorry.
00:10:14I'm sorry.
00:10:15I'm- I'm-
00:10:16Shit.
00:10:24Fucker!
00:10:31Generale! Generale! We did it. We got Oscar Fistorias.
00:10:41Yeah, but this is not Oscar Fistorias.
00:10:43What do you mean?
00:10:48He's got legs! He's got legs! Oscar Fistorias does not have legs! He does not have legs!
00:10:54Oh, uh, he said...
00:11:00Are you alive?
00:11:20Of course, Generale.
00:11:21Yeah, we had to use a little extra chlorophyll. I mean, he's an athlete. He's strong.
00:11:27So, boy-boy, tell me, just how much chlorophyll?
00:11:32That's too much! That's too much, mate!
00:11:36Oh.
00:11:38Even not.
00:11:45A few drops.
00:11:46A few? Yeah, just...
00:11:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:11:49Well, he's dead, you dumb fucks!
00:11:51He's not dead. He's dead.
00:11:54Shake his pulse.
00:11:57Uh, it, uh...
00:11:58What do you suggest we do with it, ma'am?
00:12:01I don't know.
00:12:03Maybe...
00:12:03Cut him up?
00:12:05Cut him up?
00:12:06Burn him.
00:12:06Burn him?
00:12:07Just don't fuck up like the last time you tried to get rid of a body.
00:12:20Google it.
00:12:22Google it.
00:12:24Google it.
00:12:24Google it.
00:12:28Have you got data?
00:12:30Yeah.
00:12:30It's in the upcoming film.
00:12:32Run, Oscar.
00:12:32Run is...
00:12:34Still missing.
00:12:35What a shit show.
00:12:36I feel bad for those guys from violent crime.
00:12:37We'll see.
00:12:38Yeah.
00:12:40What'd you find out?
00:12:42What did we find out?
00:12:43Hey, man, when I came back to the drug deal, I offered him back.
00:12:46Drug deal went wrong, and they're busy with the autopsy.
00:12:48They let us know as soon as there's any results.
00:12:50Yeah.
00:12:51This is like a shit, Captain.
00:12:52Yeah, thank you, Carl.
00:12:53So, what's next?
00:12:54Cap?
00:12:54A word?
00:12:55Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:12:56I don't know what this is.
00:12:57I thought we changed it to Connie.
00:13:00Yeah?
00:13:01You managed to get my comeback yet?
00:13:03Get your fucking foot off my table, black Indian.
00:13:06Oh, shut up.
00:13:08Where's my tea?
00:13:11My office.
00:13:16This better be good.
00:13:17Found something at the scene.
00:13:19Forensics said it's clean.
00:13:20The body's in the mortuary.
00:13:21Those two idiots don't know what they're doing.
00:13:23I found an address written on the body.
00:13:25I think there's going to be a drop off.
00:13:28Follow the address.
00:13:28I'll see what I can get about the body.
00:13:30Yes, Cap.
00:13:31Not so fast.
00:13:32You're not doing this alone.
00:13:34Western Cape Regional sent someone to assist.
00:13:36Cap, you know I don't work well with others.
00:13:38Don, after what you did yesterday, I don't want to hear it.
00:13:43Oh, my fucking wife!
00:13:44My fucking wife!
00:13:44You guys know each other?
00:13:45He's a pimp.
00:13:46He's a cock!
00:13:46He's a detective.
00:13:47Well, why didn't detective cock detect that I'm not a pimp?
00:13:50You made me put my gun on their craft.
00:13:51You did what?
00:13:52Not important.
00:13:53He's a racist!
00:13:53I knew it.
00:13:54Trust me, he's not.
00:13:55I should beat the shit out of you.
00:13:56Is it because I'm black?
00:13:57Because you're a menace.
00:13:58See you!
00:13:59Don't sit down!
00:14:00Don't sit down, bro!
00:14:01You sit down!
00:14:02I'm going to suit your shit out there!
00:14:04Or you get a three month suspension.
00:14:06You get 11 years jail time.
00:14:08Yo.
00:14:11Fuck.
00:14:12Just give me a pen.
00:14:14What's all of this?
00:14:15What is that?
00:14:16You know how expensive this is.
00:14:19Yeah.
00:14:198.30 tonight.
00:14:20Don't be late.
00:14:22That's called defacing state property!
00:14:30I'll have a black tea, two sugars.
00:14:33No milk.
00:14:35Did he just order coffee from you?
00:14:46I mean, there's nothing here on chopping up bodies.
00:14:49It's just how to get ripped.
00:14:52I don't think it's subliminal.
00:14:54Don't actually think it's gloves.
00:14:55The actor has a raincoat for his hands, I think.
00:15:02Okay, so just...
00:15:04What?
00:15:05Let's go.
00:15:06Let's go.
00:15:07Let's go.
00:15:08Let's go.
00:15:10And they say,
00:15:11This is what you're going to eat.
00:15:14I'll go eat a bit.
00:15:15I'll go eat a bit.
00:15:19Let's go eat a bit.
00:15:20Yeah, we'll be lucky that these two retards are family.
00:15:23Otherwise, I would have chopped them up.
00:15:25Fast imperious.
00:15:28But, Loretta, she fucks up one more time and she's done.
00:15:32Done!
00:15:37I'm going offline for a while.
00:15:41I've got some business I need to take care of.
00:15:45No matter what happens, meet me at the power station tomorrow night.
00:15:51Sure.
00:15:59Are you really going to do that?
00:16:15I'll show you another.
00:16:23Hey, my love.
00:16:25Hey, babe.
00:16:26How's that?
00:16:27It's okay.
00:16:29Who did you piss off now?
00:16:32I didn't piss anyone off.
00:16:33They all pissed on me.
00:16:34Mmm, of course.
00:16:36Husband is an innocent angel.
00:16:42That's Jason.
00:16:44The electrician for the inverter.
00:16:47Oh, right.
00:16:52So, did you get suspended?
00:16:54Nope.
00:16:55Worse, they gave me a 15-year-old girl's job.
00:16:59For what?
00:16:59I have to babysit a CI.
00:17:01Oh, it's better I'm getting suspended.
00:17:05Is it?
00:17:06Yeah.
00:17:07Look at it this way.
00:17:08You get to make a new friend.
00:17:11And start.
00:17:12Tessa and I can't be the only thing in your life.
00:17:14You're not.
00:17:15I have work and I have friends.
00:17:18No, you don't.
00:17:19You do not have friends, Dad.
00:17:20Okay, what about Lester?
00:17:22You broke his arm.
00:17:24Oh, yeah.
00:17:25That was your fault.
00:17:26Don't start, Mom.
00:17:28Went for the last chop on the bra and I told him I was saving it for you.
00:17:31Get in, get in, man.
00:17:34This is...
00:17:35Sisters.
00:17:36Hey, we're good.
00:17:37Good job.
00:17:37Good job.
00:17:38Good job.
00:17:38Can you please give him the worst, worst room that you have, ne?
00:17:42Okay.
00:17:42Why?
00:17:43Why?
00:17:44Because you deserve it.
00:17:46You're a rat.
00:17:46Wait now.
00:17:49Good job, man.
00:17:50All right.
00:17:56Okay.
00:18:03Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:18:04General, general.
00:18:08Okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:18:53What about Eddie?
00:18:54He's a pedo.
00:18:55No, he said he liked my new haircuts.
00:18:57Exactly.
00:18:58Alright, well done.
00:19:04Good job.
00:19:05Buddy, the inverter's great.
00:19:07You haven't even seen it yet.
00:19:09Cool, yeah, well, you know, how about the two of us go for a beer?
00:19:12Say thanks.
00:19:14Uh, okay.
00:19:15Cool.
00:19:19Where's the light?
00:19:20Jason, he's got me in my arm.
00:19:21It's taking your money.
00:19:22No, no, no, it just takes a few seconds to kick in.
00:19:32Good job.
00:19:34Really, uh, lights off the place.
00:19:36So how about that beer?
00:19:44I think you made a great new friend.
00:19:48He's fine.
00:19:50You just scared the shit out of him.
00:19:52I didn't.
00:19:53Yes, you did.
00:19:57Okay, yeah, yeah.
00:19:58You ready?
00:19:58Yeah.
00:19:59Sure, you ready?
00:20:00Yeah.
00:20:01Yeah?
00:20:02You guys okay?
00:20:02Mm-hmm.
00:20:03You need a bucket?
00:20:04No, no, no.
00:20:05Right?
00:20:06It's alright.
00:20:06Alright.
00:20:06Okay.
00:20:14Alright.
00:20:17I think it's okay.
00:20:25Sorry.
00:20:37Hmm, hi sexy.
00:20:59This? Just blending in.
00:21:04There you go.
00:21:06Yeah, that's about turning around. It's all there.
00:21:09I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:21:13It's more like it.
00:21:17She's late.
00:21:19I didn't mean it disrespectfully.
00:21:21Stop drawing attention to us.
00:21:25So, who are we here for?
00:21:27I don't know yet.
00:21:29What are we here for?
00:21:31Listen, 90% of the job is this, okay?
00:21:34You're sitting around, staking shit out, trying to put the pieces together.
00:21:38Or you're just doing paperwork.
00:21:41That sounds cock-boring.
00:21:42Yeah, that's how we like it, because boring equals safe.
00:21:46I hate to break it to you, but being a cop isn't like in the movies.
00:21:49There are no crazy gun fights, or fist fights, or explosions.
00:21:53You're not chasing after people in the street like an action hero.
00:21:58Hey, that's who we're here for.
00:22:03How do you know?
00:22:05She's dressed like shit, so she's not a stripper.
00:22:08And she's carrying a briefcase, but she's not a suit.
00:22:11The whole vibe doesn't add up.
00:22:13No.
00:22:17Some guy was murdered late last night in Rosettenville.
00:22:20And they left this address written in blood on his chest.
00:22:24Written on his chest?
00:22:26We're looking for Edward Scissorhands.
00:22:29Who's played by Johnny Depp?
00:22:30Johnny Depp's wife, she's in the bed.
00:22:33They say make your bed and lie in it.
00:22:36Hand on the lips.
00:22:37I'm good.
00:22:38I'm fine.
00:22:39Married.
00:22:51Well, well, well.
00:22:53You look like you could use a drink.
00:22:55I've taken.
00:22:57Oh, that's a tequila lady.
00:22:59Two tequilas, please.
00:23:00I'm sorry stripper, so I don't expect anything.
00:23:02Oh, don't worry.
00:23:03I'm not going to judge you on that.
00:23:05Oh, no.
00:23:06Relax.
00:23:06Just have a shot.
00:23:08I don't know.
00:23:14Did it work?
00:23:18There you go.
00:23:25You don't want to be here in the next two minutes.
00:23:28What's happening in two minutes?
00:23:29You meeting someone?
00:23:31Or your boyfriend?
00:23:33A married man?
00:23:35Oh, no.
00:23:36You've got to look for it.
00:23:36I'm not going to ask him.
00:23:38I'm not going to go to Mansival.
00:23:38I'm not going to go to sleep.
00:23:41You're not going to sleep.
00:23:41Bussie?
00:23:42Bussie from Mansival?
00:23:44Look how Bussie means it's time.
00:23:47You're so close.
00:23:49Man, it's such a small world.
00:23:50Bussie.
00:23:51Bussie, Bussie, Bussie.
00:23:52Hey, man.
00:23:53Okay, if you really know Boosie, you would know that Boosie would want you to give me the password
00:24:02before I ask you what the password is. That's Boosie. Two T.
00:24:08Nightingale.
00:24:09Bing, bing, bing, bing. We have a winner. Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
00:24:15That's how simple it is, man.
00:24:20I'm sorry. My friend's a little drunk in his office meds.
00:24:23What are you doing? I'm whacking her.
00:24:25Well, you have to tell her to find your girlfriend.
00:24:27Can you just calm down?
00:24:28The lady and I, we're just...
00:24:35Oh, what the fuck, man?
00:24:37Shoot that shit back.
00:24:38Oh, God. Oh, fuck.
00:24:40Oh, I want a gun.
00:24:42What did you eat?
00:24:42I want a gun.
00:24:45I want a gun.
00:24:47I want a gun.
00:24:48Oh, what?
00:24:51Get out of the gun.
00:24:52Fuck, no.
00:24:53Oh, my God.
00:24:53Oh, my God.
00:24:54Jesus.
00:24:56Oh, sweet baby Jesus.
00:24:57This is not what I prayed for when I said I want to hate this morning.
00:25:07What the fuck is that?
00:25:10Is that ginger ale?
00:25:13I've never hit a lady before, but I'm about to make an...
00:25:16Oh, what the fuck?
00:25:20Oh, shit.
00:25:21Oh, shit.
00:25:22Sorry.
00:25:23Sorry.
00:25:25Sorry, baby black Jesus.
00:25:27Please be with me with this crazy white bag.
00:25:31Come on, big boy.
00:25:33Let's fight.
00:25:33Okay.
00:25:34That's it.
00:25:34I'm warning you.
00:25:56Thanks for the help.
00:25:58Just get back there.
00:25:59You're getting your ass handed to you by a white girl.
00:26:01You drink that white girl.
00:26:02Doesn't look...
00:26:03Go!
00:26:04Just go!
00:26:05Go!
00:26:06Go!
00:26:07Oh, man.
00:26:09Oh, man.
00:26:30I'm going to get tripped with my legs on fire.
00:26:32Come on, get out of here.
00:26:39The popular strip club burnt down before firefighters could get there to save it.
00:26:43Looks like the club was lit last night, Dad.
00:26:46Hey, what is this?
00:26:47Get out of my way.
00:26:48Check this shit, Captain.
00:26:49And eyewitnesses on the scene report that a shootout took place before the fire started.
00:26:54Are you fucking kidding me?
00:26:56Captain, that was all self-defense.
00:26:58You burnt down a strip club in self-defense.
00:27:01He burnt it down.
00:27:02You created a PR nightmare.
00:27:04None of this would have happened if I had a gun.
00:27:06No!
00:27:07Okay, look.
00:27:08Everyone's stressed.
00:27:09Let's circle back to this whole gun thing later.
00:27:12Where, Ma?
00:27:12Where, Ma?
00:27:13Where else?
00:27:13What in your hands?
00:27:15It's his fourth one now, eh, John?
00:27:19You should call him foursome.
00:27:20John, follow these two yahoos.
00:27:22And why are they in disguise?
00:27:23It's not Halloween.
00:27:24Why don't you put some of your hair on his head and give him a hand?
00:27:27Anyway.
00:27:28It's not even funny.
00:27:28Oh, I've got it, John.
00:27:30With his straight mustache and his peppercorn beard, they look like a Valkyra wallet.
00:27:34Captain, permission to shoot John's new boyfriend in the face, please?
00:27:37I assume belief.
00:27:38How long did it take you two idiots to find evidence literally written on a body?
00:27:42They obviously can't read these guys.
00:27:44They've got literally on their foreheads written dumbass.
00:27:47What?
00:27:49You're right on my whiskey.
00:27:52Cut that shit out.
00:27:55The two of you, go and clean up that mess.
00:27:58No need.
00:27:59No need.
00:28:00You should join the captain.
00:28:01Tag and bag whatever you can.
00:28:06So what now, Detective Big Shot?
00:28:08Well, we've got the briefcase.
00:28:09Ah, and we still got Boosie.
00:28:11Who?
00:28:12That's the name that the writer gave me just before her head...
00:28:16Exploding all of it.
00:28:19Exploding all of it.
00:28:21She was going to give me another name,
00:28:23but then he interrupted us, so there's that.
00:28:25Okay, alright, follow the lead.
00:28:26And no more dead bodies and burning shits.
00:28:28This isn't a war zone.
00:28:32Is that my mug?
00:28:37Remind me never to drink from that again.
00:28:46Unbelievable.
00:28:47Oh, look, I found him!
00:28:48What the fuck?
00:28:50Don't touch anything.
00:28:59You know, we need a car with bigger boot space, man.
00:29:02You know?
00:29:03Yeah, yeah, right.
00:29:05You know, you never know how difficult it is to get blood off your face.
00:29:09No, man, boy, boy, I just want to say I'm sorry,
00:29:11for, like, just fainting.
00:29:13It's just that, yeah, the blood.
00:29:15I feel like I still have blood on me.
00:29:17Do I still have blood?
00:29:18You got a...
00:29:19Did you even wash your face?
00:29:21Yeah, I did.
00:29:22It's pouring out your ears, man.
00:29:23Yeah.
00:29:23It's coming out your ears.
00:29:24Look!
00:29:25It's coming out your ears.
00:29:26Yeah, you see that?
00:29:26I mean, look at this!
00:29:28Look at that!
00:29:29Look at that!
00:29:29Look at that!
00:29:32Oh, shit.
00:29:34Oh, shit!
00:29:35Oh, shit!
00:29:36Oh, shit!
00:29:42Again?
00:29:43Hey!
00:29:44Fuck!
00:29:46Fuck!
00:29:52This is so funny.
00:29:55No!
00:29:57Ah!
00:29:57Ah!
00:29:58Oh!
00:30:14So much for babysitting at CI.
00:30:16Things got out of hand, baby.
00:30:17No shit!
00:30:18I mean, who did this to you?
00:30:22John!
00:30:23A bunch of gangbangers.
00:30:25There were, like, ten of them.
00:30:26Huge guys.
00:30:35Oh, don't worry about it.
00:30:36It's not as bad as luck.
00:30:42Actually, just think about it.
00:30:43It's delicious.
00:30:44Look.
00:30:47Do it back!
00:30:48Cause if you do it, I wouldn't do anything.
00:30:51Sword, no.
00:30:53I'm just gonna follow her lead and report back.
00:30:55Nothing hectic.
00:30:56Nothing hectic.
00:30:58No, I'm really worried.
00:31:02You'll be fine.
00:31:03I promise.
00:31:16Boy-boy, it's anyway.
00:31:18It's very good.
00:31:19This one now.
00:31:19Come on.
00:31:27Mine went higher than yours anyways.
00:31:30Let's get the call.
00:31:32It's my story, my boy.
00:31:33I need to try out there.
00:31:36Some gangster shit we just received against.
00:31:39Let me demonstrate, Cesar.
00:31:41Come stand over here.
00:31:42Okay.
00:31:44Cam, now walk at me.
00:31:46Okay, okay.
00:31:47Oh, excuse me, ma'am.
00:31:49He didn't do anything.
00:31:50Mm-hmm, you think so?
00:31:52Really?
00:31:53No way.
00:31:54No, I did not feel that.
00:31:55Right?
00:31:56You're right?
00:31:56That's super cool.
00:31:58I know, right?
00:31:58It's because the distraction is the bump,
00:32:01and then the magic is in the timing and the...
00:32:04What the hell are you doing?
00:32:06Nothing.
00:32:06I told you she can't see you like that.
00:32:08Chill, Dad, it's just tomato sauce.
00:32:11Yeah.
00:32:11High five, high five.
00:32:12Uh, it's for old people.
00:32:15Oh.
00:32:15So what you do, right, is you take the first bump, right?
00:32:18And then you go, woo, and then another first bump.
00:32:21Ah.
00:32:21Oh, that is so cool.
00:32:23It's all right, it's all right.
00:32:23Try it.
00:32:24Is it...
00:32:24What is happening?
00:32:26Um, the shower's upstairs, and please burn those clothes afterwards.
00:32:31Huh?
00:32:31Who's this?
00:32:32My wife.
00:32:33I go bullshit.
00:32:34No way, that's your wife.
00:32:35That's a cover.
00:32:36For 15 years.
00:32:38No way.
00:32:39You're playing the long game here.
00:32:40No way.
00:32:41This is your wife.
00:32:43Sissy.
00:32:44How do you go, lad?
00:32:45Ooh, tiny long game, lad.
00:32:47No, no.
00:32:48I don't know.
00:32:48I don't know.
00:32:51Oh, sevens are like...
00:32:53I don't know.
00:32:53I don't know.
00:32:55I don't know.
00:32:56I don't know.
00:32:57I don't know.
00:32:59I don't know.
00:32:59I don't know.
00:33:01I don't know.
00:33:02It never stops.
00:33:03You see what I'm dealing with.
00:33:04Well, this better be over soon.
00:33:06Oh, what happened to making friends?
00:33:09Go to a bar, like a normal person.
00:33:27You are drawing too much attention.
00:33:29You lost the money.
00:33:31I land in a few days and you don't want to see mummy unhappy, do you?
00:33:35I've got some big news and I need to know that you two can handle business without me.
00:33:47Don't ever ignore one's privilege.
00:33:49Your dad dies and leaves you a trust fund.
00:33:51My dad died and all he left me was a shitload of half-brothers and diabetes.
00:33:57Why is the third hand on the clock called the second hand?
00:34:00Are leaves called leaves because they leave the tree?
00:34:03My morning pools take a lot out of me.
00:34:05Diarrhea is hereditary because it runs in your genes.
00:34:08I have a serious question for you.
00:34:10Yeah, what?
00:34:11Did you start talking the moment you popped out of your mother's vagina?
00:34:14You keep my mom's vagina out of your mouth.
00:34:16Gladly.
00:34:16Wait, what?
00:34:17Fuck.
00:34:18All right, anyway, what's the plan?
00:34:19We try to find Boosie.
00:34:20Yeah?
00:34:21Crazy chick from last night.
00:34:22We take her down.
00:34:23No way, dude.
00:34:24That chick is like a ninja.
00:34:26Like, literally.
00:34:27She's probably got those smoke bombs and poof, she's gone.
00:34:29Kinda like taking her shit on the plane.
00:34:31If you flush her and then go, your shit just goes away.
00:34:33I've got separation anxiety.
00:34:34Maybe you can talk her to death and I'll do all the work again.
00:34:37Oh, okay.
00:34:38What if it's not the Boosie chick from the club?
00:34:40We wing it.
00:34:42We wing it.
00:34:42Dude, that's your plan.
00:34:43Wing it.
00:34:44Just wing it.
00:34:46Stupid.
00:34:47And we can't go in there as cops.
00:34:48Well, you're not a cop, so sorted.
00:34:50Oh, nice.
00:34:51That's where your spirit is today.
00:34:53Okay, fine.
00:34:54You know what?
00:34:55That badge?
00:34:55That's a red flag.
00:34:59Fuck.
00:35:01And the gun?
00:35:03Seriously?
00:35:04You want to go in there unarmed?
00:35:07Yeah, well, I just want to go in there without risking my life again.
00:35:18Oh, probably need some sunscreen around here.
00:35:33This is a bad time to mention and then we've tried nothing like us before.
00:35:36Oh.
00:35:38I'm hoping this bag catches the right people's attention.
00:35:41Yeah.
00:35:47It's not a boner, gents.
00:35:50Were you Mazi or Boosie?
00:35:54It's going to be harder than we thought, man.
00:36:11So, boy, I'm uh-
00:36:13Shhhh!
00:36:13How are you?
00:36:14How are you?
00:36:15How are you?
00:36:16How are you?
00:36:17Hey, no, I am.
00:36:19My husband is a kid, and I've been a kid,
00:36:22and he's been running for a while,
00:36:24and he's got a man for a while.
00:36:26What's your hair?
00:36:27I've got to play it.
00:36:28Oh!
00:36:29Not fun.
00:36:31Shhhh.
00:36:31You see that kid back there?
00:36:33No, man, don't mind it.
00:36:34He's been following us since we got you.
00:36:36Don't dare.
00:36:37He's sticking out like a sore thumb.
00:36:39The kids probably think,
00:36:40What's that white monkey doing in the location?
00:36:42He knows something, I'm telling you.
00:36:43He knows nothing about a ninja woman you think the kid knows?
00:36:47How are you a detective even? How do you still have your own...
00:36:50Shhh, he's coming over right now.
00:36:51What? How do you even still have a job?
00:37:01It's not a kid, it's a midget.
00:37:03You can't say midget, it's not politically correct, it's mongoloid.
00:37:06Definitely not mongoloid. Mongoloid means retard!
00:37:11Run! Run!
00:37:17Run!
00:37:24Oh! Fast forward!
00:37:33Tripod, come here!
00:37:37Isn't this dick dragging in the sand?
00:37:39Here you go.
00:37:41He's so fast, he's like a little baby cheetah.
00:37:44Where are we?
00:37:46I don't know.
00:37:49Oh!
00:37:51Of course.
00:37:53Move!
00:38:00Well, well, well, well, well.
00:38:03I see money.
00:38:05You see money?
00:38:06I see it.
00:38:07You see money?
00:38:08I see the man.
00:38:10It's only the money that we want.
00:38:13I hear you are looking for Boosie.
00:38:15I told you this kid knew something.
00:38:17Hey!
00:38:17I'm not a kid.
00:38:18Eat more pussy than you.
00:38:20He's right though.
00:38:21That's unnecessary.
00:38:23We need to give that briefcase to Boosie.
00:38:27Money!
00:38:28Money, money, money, money, money!
00:38:31Money,
00:38:32you lost our place
00:38:48They just look, everybody playing by the damn book.
00:38:52My dogs ain't right, but they could be out of us.
00:39:21What the fuck, seriously?
00:39:25Come on.
00:39:28You didn't even search me, I kind of feel shortchanged.
00:39:31You almost grabbed me by the short and curlies.
00:39:34Fucking get back into it.
00:39:36Yeah, I don't know what's in there, so you carry it.
00:39:38You better hurry up or we're going to come short.
00:39:42It's great when you're not as short an impetus.
00:39:44It's over, it's over, work mate.
00:39:48It's a place where few people go.
00:39:51There is a woman, she dresses in bright.
00:39:57And if you're not careful, she might take your life.
00:40:03Loretta sent us.
00:40:06What's the password?
00:40:07Nightingale, nightingale.
00:40:11Okay.
00:40:13Just give me a moment.
00:40:14I need to sort something out.
00:40:18How the fuck did you know that?
00:40:21Alright.
00:40:25Now, I don't know if you're going to survive this.
00:40:30But, now we know for sure that you will never rape again.
00:40:36There's a few minutes to go and blow yourself.
00:40:38Wait, what is that?
00:40:40Wait, it's a snake.
00:40:40What the fuck again?
00:40:42Don't you fucking do it again.
00:40:43Not again.
00:40:44Don't you fucking do it.
00:40:46Swallow it.
00:40:46Swallow it.
00:40:47Swallow it.
00:40:47Swallow it.
00:40:49Come on now.
00:40:51Don't you know it's rude to make a noise as a guest?
00:40:56Stop.
00:40:58Get your shit together.
00:41:01Where is Loretta anyway?
00:41:03She bailed.
00:41:04She was too scared to come this far.
00:41:07She lost her head.
00:41:08Mine.
00:41:10Honestly.
00:41:12Loretta?
00:41:13Always mean she didn't have balls to the game.
00:41:15Neither does he.
00:41:17Good one.
00:41:18We are new contacts.
00:41:20Well.
00:41:21Then we should get going.
00:41:24Headache's waiting for us and we're late.
00:41:26Hmm?
00:41:26What about him?
00:41:27Well, you know what they say?
00:41:29Survival of the fittest.
00:41:30If he makes it to the hospital, he lives.
00:41:32If he doesn't.
00:41:35Alright.
00:41:36Let's get going.
00:41:41Headaches.
00:41:42Why is she so happy?
00:41:45Does she still have a semi?
00:41:48Don't put your thumb in me.
00:41:52Oh, fuck it.
00:41:57Show me your power.
00:42:04Show me your power.
00:42:09Show me your power.
00:42:26Here to see the big guy.
00:42:32Boss.
00:42:33They here.
00:42:34Who's they?
00:42:35Pussy and the girls.
00:42:41now make sure you'll pack this thing nicely last time you all spilt my niece thought it
00:42:46was sherbet she ran around like a mad thing for five hours I see Gladys Knight brought her pips
00:43:02the rato backed out these are our new plugs and the rest of these oh that's it you thought that
00:43:11when you came here something bad was gonna happen to you to never be too careful true
00:43:22three mil yeah that's gonna be a problem price just went up
00:43:31it's Lady Tino I'm telling you yeah that's not how it works
00:43:39you don't tell me how things work I tell you we're the ones who took the risk here
00:43:46so I'll take any cream off the top I want and it I can't do that see oh you can't
00:44:06look at this guy look at this guy
00:44:23why the fuck did you do that yes we've got the money and the drugs the principal he killed all
00:44:29these men because they bruised your ego I'll send you a message how do you have a problem the way
00:44:39I
00:44:39handle my business all right please do continue with the torture and the murder thank you be a good
00:44:46girl and you're up uh-huh cuz we've got places to be here I really got with this guy oh
00:44:59my god
00:45:02come on let's go man let's go I'll be there now
00:45:27all right how do your noses just your wigs let's show them see my girl
00:45:41what's that and then what happened where the fuck have you been I've been trying to get hold
00:45:48of you all of last night I told you I had business to take care of all right yeah I
00:45:53didn't let my
00:45:53phone cause of distractions yeah what is all this now you know I've seen more fucked up shit since
00:45:59I met you and I've seen in my entire cop career we're sitting ducks out yeah man just stay cool
00:46:31tell them I want to say hi
00:46:36hey bitches we don't have all night men let's go no just wait for the calvary I'll shoot you myself
00:47:06oh not this bitch again yes this bitch again stop the bitch rock okay
00:47:13what the fuck's going on here they're cops but you'd know that if you bother answering my calls
00:47:18excuse me I'm not a cop oh now you're not a cop well if you want to shoot cops only
00:47:24I don't want to die
00:47:24for them I'm not a cop you don't have to explain it to us shut up I had a run
00:47:30-in with them last night
00:47:31you want to go another round do you what's that supposed to mean everybody saw what happened last
00:47:36time she handed me your ass you were hiding behind the bar drinking and making cocktails to blow the
00:47:40whole fucking place up I'm bored tie them up put them in the car why why why why why why
00:47:48do we just
00:47:48kill them and get it over with yeah and have every guy with a badge and I ask no this
00:47:54is our time to
00:47:55show to mom so that we can run our own shit and do this on our own
00:48:00I fucking tie them up I'm not scared
00:48:06stop stop stop stop stop stop stop don't eat it what is it it's cocaine oh no it smells great
00:48:31let's go keep him come on I'll draw I'll draw a fire you go after the ninja
00:48:35what me yes no I need a gun you really want to get it right now I'll just go after
00:48:41her
00:48:41keep eyes on her so she doesn't get away and I'll do the rest on one oh Jesus just go
00:48:54come come come go go go go go go she's in the corner
00:48:57Pussy! Where's pussy? Have you seen pussy?
00:49:00You too, on me.
00:49:11Me too.
00:49:14Then why didn't you say something?
00:49:16Because you're always so tough, my boy, alright?
00:49:18I wouldn't come across as a pussy.
00:49:21Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:49:22I am a pussy. I get constant anxiety.
00:49:25You do?
00:49:25Yes, you really do.
00:49:27Let's just, let's just sit this one out.
00:49:29Fuck yeah.
00:49:29Yeah?
00:49:31First, you've seen pussy!
00:49:33I don't know how to do it!
00:49:34Got you, bitch!
00:49:35I usually don't hit women, but, whoa!
00:49:38I'll make a fucking deception for you, bitch!
00:49:41Okay, fuck boy, it's your turn then.
00:49:42Fuck boy, really?
00:49:43In the midst of anything that's going on, you're gonna call me a fuck boy.
00:49:47I'm a loving person!
00:49:48I'm a lover, not a fighter, okay?
00:49:53Hey, pussy boy!
00:49:56Come on, Goloid's got a fucking grenade!
00:49:58Come on, Goloid's got a fucking grenade!
00:50:04Hey, stop!
00:50:08Shit!
00:50:09Drev!
00:50:11Drev!
00:50:11Drev!
00:50:13Did I get her?
00:50:14No!
00:50:15I'm so cold, John.
00:50:17I'm so cold, Theresa!
00:50:43Yeah! You guys, you missed it! Missed everything!
00:50:47They're all trev, they needed their beauty sleep.
00:50:48Yeah, they need more beauty sleep!
00:50:50Hey, hey, it's a celebration!
00:51:00Alright everyone, get back to work!
00:51:02This is a police station, not Joburg bloody theatre.
00:51:05You two. My office.
00:51:08The office? Yep! We're going into the office!
00:51:11You guys! You guys stay outside!
00:51:13You losers!
00:51:15Captain, you want to see us as well?
00:51:18Yeah, three T's please, make mine robots.
00:51:20Okay.
00:51:22The money and the drugs were seized.
00:51:25Well done.
00:51:27For what?
00:51:28She got away.
00:51:30They both did.
00:51:31Can't you just be happy for once?
00:51:33We still have no idea how this thing goes.
00:51:36Who's this Domanzo character?
00:51:38None of my concern. I'm closing the case.
00:51:40With Lady T in the wind!
00:51:41And Bussi. Don't forget about Bussi.
00:51:43I'll circulate a description for both of them.
00:51:46Also for this Domanzo.
00:51:47Look, we got everything we needed for now.
00:51:50Lady T's got no more plays.
00:51:52Fucking A!
00:51:54Jono, let's go take a shower man.
00:51:55I've been up all night.
00:51:59No! No! Not like that!
00:52:01You guys, I meant you shower, then I shower.
00:52:06No soap on the rope.
00:52:07And then you know, we can just chill.
00:52:09Not a fucking chance.
00:52:10I'm going back to Louise and Tessa.
00:52:12After all that we've been through.
00:52:13All of what Trevor?
00:52:16I had your back, you had my back.
00:52:17I thought it meant something.
00:52:19It meant I was assigned to a fuck up of a CI.
00:52:22I've been beat up, shot at, burnt.
00:52:26Seen some guy eat his own dick.
00:52:28Okay, what?
00:52:29Oh yeah, you're going to have to look into that.
00:52:32I just want to get back to my life.
00:52:35Without you.
00:52:38Cap.
00:52:41Yeah.
00:52:42Just for the record, I could have done this without you.
00:52:48What now?
00:52:51Well, your record's clear, so you can go back to doing whatever it is you do.
00:52:56What I'd do is it's going to land me up in jail again.
00:52:59Well, I suggest you don't do that then.
00:53:16From paketans, talk.
00:53:19fica, i Arbeitsman.
00:53:21That's not enough, mehr aminals.
00:53:29Dad, seriously, please cover your scars.
00:53:33Passes on the sissies.
00:53:35Come on.
00:53:36Is he embarrassing you?
00:53:37Yes, he is.
00:53:39He is.
00:53:39They need oxygen to heal.
00:53:40This is what healing wounds look like.
00:53:42They look nasty.
00:53:43Is it supposed to look so pussy and open and gross?
00:53:47Yes, yes.
00:53:47Ew.
00:53:57Hi, Mama.
00:54:00Hello, my girl.
00:54:02I'm hearing concerning news.
00:54:05Just some minor setbacks.
00:54:07You know how Mummy feels about setbacks, don't you?
00:54:10Yeah, yeah.
00:54:11I know.
00:54:12I'm on it.
00:54:13If you were on it, I wouldn't be calling you, would I?
00:54:17We're going to do things my way.
00:54:27So where is he now?
00:54:28No idea.
00:54:29Yeah.
00:54:30Why didn't he come over?
00:54:32He's a criminal, Louise.
00:54:33I can't have him around you and Tessa.
00:54:36He was a criminal.
00:54:38And Tessa really liked him.
00:54:40Yeah.
00:54:41Red flag.
00:54:43Faye, you've spent more time with him than any other man.
00:54:47You don't think it's worth giving it a chance?
00:54:50You said I should go to a bar and make friends like normal people.
00:54:54Well, he's grown on me.
00:54:57And I really think he's grown on you too.
00:55:01Yeah, well, it's too late now.
00:55:03What did you do to him?
00:55:05I didn't do anything.
00:55:06Oh, you must have said something.
00:55:08I mean, I might have said a few things.
00:55:12Help!
00:55:15Get out of the bed.
00:55:21Where's Tessa?
00:55:22Tessa!
00:55:27It's okay, baby.
00:55:28Just do what they say, okay?
00:55:29Sharno.
00:55:31Drop it.
00:55:32Sit the fuck down.
00:55:34Menace.
00:55:36We're guests here.
00:55:37Don't be rude.
00:55:39Please excuse us for barging in here unannounced.
00:55:42And do pardon my daughter's foul mouth.
00:55:45Please.
00:55:46It's okay, baby.
00:55:54Ah!
00:56:01We've never met.
00:56:05They call me the mumsel.
00:56:09You must be John.
00:56:11You, Johnny boy, have been giving me and my children quite the headache.
00:56:15They're not children.
00:56:17They're animals.
00:56:20Maybe once, when they were on the streets,
00:56:24alone, scared, hungry.
00:56:27But I took the men.
00:56:29I made them strong.
00:56:31I made them fearless.
00:56:35You're the kingpin.
00:56:38Did you hear that, girls?
00:56:40What do they call me on the streets again?
00:56:43Skora.
00:56:45Top dog.
00:56:47Big cheese.
00:56:48Fat cat.
00:56:49But I personally prefer being called Queenpin for obvious reasons.
00:56:57May I?
00:57:06Do you enjoy playing hide and seek, John?
00:57:09Amazing how much joy can be found in the art of hiding from another person.
00:57:15But what I never understood, girls, is why you always hid in the same obvious place.
00:57:20Perhaps, perhaps, it is a delight of knowing that they'll be found.
00:57:27That's the thrill of the game.
00:57:30The anticipation of footsteps slowly approaching, knowing the inevitable is near.
00:57:41Come out from wherever you are.
00:57:44And the little hearts racing faster and faster.
00:57:48Hearts!
00:57:49They never hid in the closet,
00:57:53behind the curtain,
00:57:54or in the laundry bin.
00:57:58Where do you think they hid, Johnny boy?
00:58:02Huh?
00:58:06Ready or not,
00:58:08here I come.
00:58:16No!
00:58:19No!
00:58:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:58:23No.
00:58:25No!
00:58:26We'll be in touch, Johnny boy.
00:58:30No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:58:35No!
00:58:35No!
00:58:36No!
00:58:39No!
00:58:50we have to put it in an induced coma it will help her recover how long well for
00:58:56now I can't say we'll just have to check how she responds to treatment but we'll
00:59:01just keep monitoring her
00:59:18I'll get old baby back this way
00:59:25all right Charlie 3 come in yes colored female 12 years old this is a minor
00:59:31yeah minor she's still in sleep way
00:59:36I fucking told you we needed to get them
00:59:39I'm sorry John sorry he's not going to bring my daughter back
00:59:41look we're doing everything we can how's Louise
00:59:44how the fuck do you think she's doing
00:59:48calling in my contacts you don't have any contact I'll go door to door
00:59:51John you are too close to this you need to let us do this without you
00:59:59John you know the protocol look around everybody but the guy down in evidence is up
01:00:06here just take a breath
01:00:08I need a moment my office
01:00:22Johnny boy
01:00:23I'm touching you dead
01:00:24you really want to threaten me here
01:00:27let's just take a step back shall we
01:00:29what do you want
01:00:30that sounds better you know exactly what I want
01:00:33it's all locked away in evidence of course that's the fun part
01:00:37you're going to get it back for me
01:00:38how the fuck do you expect me to do that
01:00:41somehow I think you're going to make a plan
01:00:45I'll call you with a location within an hour
01:00:50I think you know what will happen if you don't pull this off
01:00:53any sign of the police she dies
01:00:55I can't do this alone
01:00:58okay then bring a plus one
01:01:04let's see how much daddy loves you huh
01:01:10what's the play here
01:01:11aren't you too tired of being ice boys
01:01:14wouldn't you rather be the moreki
01:01:17headaches and all these men think they own the trade in this country
01:01:20but they didn't see us ladies coming did they
01:01:24and where are we going
01:01:25well it was supposed to be a surprise
01:01:27but the two of you fucked it up royally
01:01:30we now own a share in the most luxurious train in the world
01:01:34access to 30,000 kilometers of the most advanced railway system on the continent
01:01:41mostly unmonitored run by men who wouldn't think twice of turning the other way
01:01:45for a cold drink
01:01:47our product can run free
01:01:49what if they hit our stuff
01:01:50that's where the two of you come in my darling
01:01:53those men are on my payroll
01:01:55it's your job to manage that side of the business
01:01:58keep them in check
01:02:03come on
01:02:10nope
01:02:10hi you've reached trevor
01:02:12please leave a message
01:02:13unless he's a white gorilla
01:02:15then fuck you john
01:02:17fucker
01:02:18come on
01:02:26what you better be calling to apologize
01:02:30something's happened
01:02:33i think you've mispronounced i'm sorry trevor how can i make it up to you
01:02:38i really need your help
01:02:39what happened to him i could have done it all without you
01:02:43put louise in hospital and they've taken tessa
01:02:47yeah but i'm just a fuck up of a ci you've got a whole building full of cuffs to help
01:02:51you
01:02:51what we need to do isn't exactly legal
01:02:56so you're in
01:02:57only for louise and tessa
01:02:59i don't give a fuck about you
01:03:01you can go fuck yourself john
01:03:03that's good enough for me
01:03:04okay
01:03:05so what's the plan
01:03:10what the fuck are you doing down here pretty boy
01:03:13where are you
01:03:13i'm the guy the captain sent to come ask you who the fuck you think you are
01:03:18what
01:03:18the detective thought is missing and you're sitting down there twiddling your fucking thumbs
01:03:22no no no i just want to
01:03:24it's hand on deck not hands on deck
01:03:27hey are you on porno
01:03:30are you saving the internet on the station's Wi-Fi
01:03:33i wouldn't
01:03:34honestly the girl's gonna die
01:03:36hurry it's a cool dead one
01:03:38it's all
01:03:39wait wait that was too much i'm sorry bring it in
01:03:41bring it in for the new
01:03:43sorry about that
01:03:44so sorry
01:03:45you'll be okay
01:03:46just go check on the detective thought
01:03:49hurry it's a cool dead one
01:03:51she's gonna die
01:04:05can't believe that actually worked
01:04:07quick grab the duffel bags i'll grab the rest of the shit
01:04:11let's go
01:04:11isn't there something you want to say to me first
01:04:14seriously now
01:04:15yes now
01:04:17i'm sorry
01:04:19and
01:04:20i can't do this without you
01:04:23and
01:04:23and we can shower and chill when we're done come on
01:04:26okay i'm not really into dudes but it'll do
01:04:29for fuck's sake
01:04:31does that look like a duffel bag
01:04:34here
01:04:35grab it
01:04:36oh
01:04:36oh
01:04:37oh
01:04:38oh
01:04:38oh
01:04:38oh
01:04:39oh
01:04:39i got the drugs
01:04:43hustle
01:04:44i gave you the light bags
01:04:5920 minutes time
01:05:00we're going to start the search
01:05:01central moving out in four different sections
01:05:03we're going to start with public transport
01:05:05make sure you're working with the guys in the taxi unit
01:05:07we'll also be going to be
01:05:08yeah
01:05:09derelict buildings
01:05:10i'm here sir
01:05:10what
01:05:11he said old hansel deck i'm here sir
01:05:13i didn't mean you
01:05:14shelters check out the shelters
01:05:16the buildings
01:05:16who what
01:05:19you know
01:05:20loud
01:05:21chatty
01:05:21big eyes
01:05:22scar on the nose
01:05:25shit
01:05:26you guys come with me
01:05:27evidence room now
01:05:29evidence room
01:05:30let's go
01:05:31come on
01:05:31strike it
01:05:32it's all
01:05:32that's it
01:05:39tremer
01:05:40john
01:05:40would you stop fucking around
01:05:42what car is this
01:05:43this is our car
01:05:43this is a piece of shit
01:05:44we needed to get something on trace
01:05:46but if we get followed
01:05:47they'll kill tessa
01:05:47oh man
01:05:49so we really are now on this one
01:05:50yep
01:05:52okay now i'm not gonna ride in this thing
01:05:54man
01:05:55and
01:05:56just say where
01:05:57good boy
01:06:00pretoria north
01:06:01the big railway station
01:06:05they're gonna be okay bro
01:06:08i promise
01:06:10thanks
01:06:19come on
01:06:20come on
01:06:20come on
01:06:21come on
01:06:22come on
01:06:22come on
01:06:22come on
01:06:23come on
01:06:23come on
01:06:32you had one job
01:06:37shit
01:06:38shit
01:06:39got a surprise for you
01:06:41yeah
01:06:41check it out
01:06:43all right
01:06:44that's yours
01:06:46okay
01:06:47this is how you use it
01:06:48cock it
01:06:49aim
01:06:50point at the bad guys
01:06:52and shoot
01:06:53finger off the trigger
01:06:54until you're absolutely ready
01:06:55that you got a shot
01:06:56all right
01:06:56got it
01:06:57no
01:06:58fuck's sake
01:06:59just take the wheel
01:07:00that's illegal
01:07:02everything we're doing right now
01:07:03is illegal
01:07:03okay
01:07:04cock it
01:07:05point at the bad guys
01:07:06and shoot
01:07:07it's not rocket science
01:07:08huh
01:07:10okay
01:07:14okay
01:07:15okay
01:07:15wait
01:07:15wait
01:07:15wait
01:07:15wait
01:07:15wait
01:07:16wait
01:07:18wait
01:07:21is that a dating app
01:07:22captain
01:07:23yeah
01:07:24what
01:07:24just asking
01:07:27shit
01:07:29come on
01:07:33fuck
01:07:34fuck
01:07:35what's wrong
01:07:37John and his buddy
01:07:38are about to get themselves killed
01:07:40yes
01:07:45can we take their parking sport
01:07:47captain
01:07:50oh lord god
01:07:51i pray to you
01:07:53through the sweet innocent eyes
01:07:56of the black baby jesus
01:07:59hanging on my grandmother's wall
01:08:01i pray
01:08:02that you are with me
01:08:04through this battle
01:08:06which is about to ensue
01:08:08it is a very very very dangerous one
01:08:10and i would like to
01:08:11go out to the clean slate
01:08:13i pray that god
01:08:15you fill me
01:08:16with your holy spirit
01:08:19or any other
01:08:21liquid
01:08:21that you would like to fill me in
01:08:23with
01:08:24not in a sexual way
01:08:26i've already been filled in
01:08:27in prison
01:08:28that was not nice
01:08:31amen
01:08:32amen
01:08:48you know i actually wanted to tell you
01:08:49the rifle is actually not such a bad person
01:08:51she would have actually been so good for this
01:08:54yeah
01:08:57yeah
01:08:58yeah we go
01:09:08your boys are here
01:09:09hey you don't say that
01:09:10you don't call us boys
01:09:11we're fully grown men
01:09:17hello
01:09:19is that your plus one
01:09:21john
01:09:22this is my partner
01:09:27who's that lady
01:09:28she's running the show
01:09:30so do you really mean that
01:09:31i'm your partner
01:09:32where is the stuff
01:09:33where's tessa
01:09:41dad
01:09:42it's okay baby
01:09:43dad
01:09:44it's okay
01:09:45it's okay baby
01:09:46just stay calm
01:09:47it's okay
01:09:52he landed
01:09:54not you
01:09:56you know all this drama
01:09:58could have been prevented
01:09:59if only you just left us alone
01:10:01john
01:10:15you got this buddy
01:10:38that's it buddy
01:10:52did you really think it was going to be that simple
01:10:58did you
01:11:05what are you doing
01:11:06the safety's on
01:11:08you didn't say nothing about his safety
01:11:16just point and shoot
01:11:22no no no no
01:11:27get back out
01:11:28you're going to get yourself killed
01:11:29what are you doing
01:11:38just aim at the bad guys
01:11:39you're going to kill us
01:11:40hey listen
01:11:41i'm not dying like this
01:11:43get the money
01:11:48you get the money
01:11:49get the money
01:11:50what are you doing
01:11:57Jesus
01:11:58holy shit
01:12:00little black baby Jesus
01:12:01must really love you
01:12:03okay i'm going after them
01:12:04watch tessa for me
01:12:04no no no dad
01:12:05it's okay baby
01:12:07listen to me
01:12:08listen to me
01:12:09it's going to be okay
01:12:09i promise you i'll be back
01:12:10it'll be okay
01:12:12i love you
01:12:13i love you too
01:12:13okay
01:12:24i'm going to get your dad
01:12:26you're going to be alright
01:12:43you're going to be alright
01:12:46okay
01:12:51uh
01:12:52the
01:12:52of
01:12:53of
01:13:12the
01:13:17Oh, my God.
01:13:59This is how we first met.
01:14:03I didn't think I would die like this.
01:14:08Bitch, you died the moment you touched my family.
01:14:12And now I'm going after yours.
01:14:31I'm going after yours.
01:14:45Oh!
01:14:45Get it!
01:14:47Get it!
01:14:49Oh!
01:14:50Oh!
01:14:56So sick of the short shit, so fucking sick of the shit.
01:15:01Fuck.
01:15:01Fuck.
01:15:03What?
01:15:04Bob-a-satan.
01:15:08Do you think I'm getting here?
01:15:09Fuck.
01:15:20What a pity.
01:15:22Under normal circumstances,
01:15:24I'd have climbed that woman like a tree.
01:15:27Excuse me, what?
01:15:30Hide behind a tree!
01:15:32Let me come, please!
01:15:33Come on!
01:15:34No!
01:15:35He left your gun behind.
01:16:06Oh man, there's bloody my mouth!
01:16:10Your DNA and my DNA are mixing!
01:16:12There's a mix of this baby in my mouth!
01:16:16What?
01:16:17What?
01:16:17Regis!
01:16:17What?
01:16:18You bad things!
01:16:20What?
01:16:21Regis!
01:16:22What?
01:16:44Regis!
01:16:45Seriously?
01:16:48Where's Tessa?
01:16:49Are you sure?
01:16:51Yeah, she's in the tree!
01:16:53Oh man!
01:16:53In the tree!
01:16:54What?
01:16:55Just listen.
01:16:56You go that way.
01:16:57I'll go that way.
01:16:58We'll take her together, okay?
01:16:59You got this buddy!
01:17:00Come on!
01:17:07No!
01:17:08No!
01:17:09No!
01:17:14No!
01:17:20No!
01:17:22No!
01:17:23No!
01:17:25No!
01:17:26No!
01:17:27No!
01:17:28No!
01:17:30No!
01:17:31No!
01:17:31No!
01:17:31No!
01:17:32No!
01:17:38Grab!
01:17:39Grab the pin!
01:17:40Grab the pin!
01:17:42What the fuck?
01:17:45Go!
01:17:46Come on!
01:17:46Go!
01:17:46No!
01:17:58No!
01:17:58No!
01:17:58No!
01:18:00No!
01:18:02How long was that grenade in your pants?
01:18:05Just long enough to wipe the cop cheese off!
01:18:07Never mind!
01:18:08Good job!
01:18:09Dad!
01:18:10Yes sir!
01:18:11Help me!
01:18:12Oh, fuck man!
01:18:13Why is it always me with this shit?!
01:18:15Let's pretend it's tomato sauce!
01:18:18Oh, that worked!
01:18:19100K!
01:18:20Hold on!
01:18:21You're finally becoming a man!
01:18:27Hold on, partner.
01:18:28I couldn't have done this without you.
01:18:58It's time to switch it up, then we go find them.
01:19:00That's the storm that we've ridden.
01:19:01All we want do is win, look.
01:19:03We work hard, play hard.
01:19:05We always on our job.
01:19:08Heard them say we can't change.
01:19:09We always play games.
01:19:13But we gon' call when the times get tough.
01:19:16It's taken some time, but the paperwork is done.
01:19:19You guys in the clear.
01:19:20Nice.
01:19:22And?
01:19:23It's the Academy for you in a couple of weeks.
01:19:25You better get your ass in the gear.
01:19:26He's gonna be a cop in the office.
01:19:28Always, Trev.
01:19:29Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can't be fucking silly as much.
01:19:33Who else is gonna give this guy a job, man?
01:19:34He's wearing pajamas.
01:19:35Okay, singers of Old Town Road, Lale.
01:19:38Your mother called.
01:19:40She booked a full night of this.
01:19:41Okay.
01:19:42Just make sure you're on top, Trev.
01:19:43Yeah, she's a one-tonner.
01:19:45You can always climb like a tree.
01:19:48What?
01:19:48Um, nothing, nothing.
01:19:52Iksne on the trees, ne.
01:19:54Help your mum.
01:19:54It's your fault.
01:19:55It's your fault.
01:19:55It's your fault.
01:19:56Private school kids.
01:19:57Come on.
01:20:00Private school kids.
01:20:01Sure.
01:20:02Yeah, they're treating them.
01:20:03Put my meat in your mouth.
01:20:04I'm gonna kill them.
01:20:05Take a bite.
01:20:05She's out of my hand.
01:20:07Ils are all at home.
01:20:10They're all at home.
01:20:15They're polite.
01:20:17It's your fault.沒事,
01:20:18baby. Right.
01:20:21I'm
01:20:21gonna kill them. But hope
01:20:24you can never escape. You need
01:20:26to go.우�qus,
01:20:29you need to go side for days. irgendjain no
01:20:33rumah. Fire, they're
01:20:34all away. Right. Come on.
01:20:35Touch me!
01:20:36Touch me!
01:20:38You are a crutch!
01:20:41Hello!
01:20:42Hello!
01:20:45Touch me!
01:20:46Touch me!
01:20:48I'm a real now!
01:20:5350-50!
01:20:55Remember!
01:20:56Touch me!
01:20:58Touch me!
01:21:00Yes!
01:21:00Yes!
01:21:02Touch me!
01:21:04Don't touch me!
01:21:05Touch me!
01:21:08Don't touch me!
01:21:10Touch me!
01:21:12Touch me!
01:21:16I'm on fire!
01:21:18Don't touch me!
01:21:21So, come on!
01:21:39I got my thoughts!
01:21:45See you!
01:21:45See you guys!
01:21:47See you!
01:21:48You got me!
01:22:01I'm getting money when I go out, they just look
01:22:06Everybody playing by the damn book
01:22:09My dogs ain't right, bitch they crook
01:22:23Take on what they call their ass, night it shook
01:22:25I'm getting money when I go out, they just look
01:22:29Everybody playing by the damn book
01:22:32My dogs ain't right, bitch they crook
01:22:47Take on what they call their ass, night it shook
01:22:49I'm getting money when I go out, they just look
01:22:54Everybody playing by the damn book
01:22:57My dogs ain't right, bitch they crook
01:23:05Take on what they call their ass, night it shook
01:23:28I'm getting money when I go out, they just look
01:23:29I'm getting money when I go out, they just look
01:23:39Get 20 seconds
01:23:54Iehan
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