00:54¡Hey, Chase!
00:56No, Chase...
00:57Who?
00:58¡Es mí, Phoebe Phillips!
01:04¡Phoebe Phillips!
01:06¡Chase!
01:08¡I...
01:13I've been in love with you forever!
01:15Since, like, 10th grade.
01:17When you won that district contest...
01:19I know that this is kind of out of nowhere, but...
01:23Will you be my boyfriend?
01:29Sure, sure.
01:32For real?
01:38Come here, babe.
01:52Surprise, nerd!
01:55Whoa!
01:59Whoa, Clement!
02:03Whoa, Clement!
02:04Yo!
02:06Whoa, Clement!
02:06Oh, my God.
02:07I just confessed you're the school psycho.
02:09Watch out.
02:10Whoa, Clement.
02:12Juvenile delinquent.
02:17I'm not going to lie down.
02:19Dangerous and violent.
02:26I'm in desperate need of anger management classes.
02:28No problem, Liz.
02:30Roast!
02:46You too.
02:51Go, Clement.
02:52Oh, my God.
02:55The girl's dead.
02:59Bo Clemence made it his mission to torment the nerds, me, my lights, and the devil's plate room.
03:08I could have sworn I saw Chase come in here.
03:11Shit.
03:12I'm sorry, Bo. Wrong guy.
03:15Sorry!
03:16Hold up.
03:17I've been in love with you forever.
03:18Since, like, I'm praying when you won that district contest.
03:22I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but...
03:25Forever?
03:27Since 10th grade?
03:29Relate it! Relate it! Relate that right now!
03:34What?
03:35What?
03:37What?
03:38Huh?
03:39Yeah!
03:54Oh!
03:55What?
03:55Oh, no.
03:56Oh, no.
03:58Oh, no.
03:59Oh!
04:05Oh, no.
04:06Oh, no.
04:09¿Qué crees que sucedería, chico?
04:15¡Dame!
04:17¡No tu chico!
04:19Pensaba que era una de los inteligentes.
04:21¿Chemistras de ingenieros o algo?
04:23No me di cuenta que te fuiste de la observación básica.
04:26Esta es la falsa hipótesis con la falsa persona.
04:29Por el record, incluso si cada hombre en el mundo se quedó en el día de mañana,
04:32todavía no te voy a dejar.
04:34Oh, relax, nerd.
04:36Even if every other girl on earth died right now,
04:38I'd still rather swing the other way than get with you.
04:43Hey, I bet Chase feels the same, too.
04:46I bet he'd rather be my boyfriend than yours.
04:49You're such an asshole!
05:05Now, are you gonna buy it?
05:08Oh!
05:09Watch it, four eyes!
05:11I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
05:14No!
05:24Oops.
05:25Hey, give those back.
05:28What, these?
05:43That was a prescription!
05:45So is your attitude, ugly.
05:48Max Maddock, a.k.a. Mad Max,
05:51and her sister squad of cheer bullies.
05:53If Beau's on a mission to toy with nerds,
05:55she and her minions are out for blood.
05:59Please.
06:03Let me go, Max.
06:05You really think some guy's gonna touch you?
06:08Maybe if he's desperate.
06:11Definitely blind.
06:14Oh.
06:15Sisters, how can we help our little wannabe slut
06:18finally get some D-I-C-K?
06:25No!
06:26How can we help our little wannabe slut
06:28finally get some D-I-C-K?
06:33S-T.
06:35R.I.P.
06:36Exactly!
06:37R.I.P. nerd.
06:39Strip her.
06:41No!
06:43Stop!
06:47Stop!
06:48Stop!
06:48No!
07:03¡No!
07:05¡Me!
07:07¡Me!
07:08¡Me!
07:13¡That's better!
07:16¡Off you go!
07:21¡Go!
07:25¡Oh!
07:32¡My nose!
07:42¡Oh! ¡Oh! ¡Oh!
07:50¡Oh! ¡Look at you!
08:16¡Gracias!
08:18¡Gracias!
08:31¡Gracias!
08:48I'll do better next time.
08:50I promise.
08:52I'm sorry.
08:54No way.
08:55Bo Clement.
08:56The biker psycho's actually a mommy's boy.
09:01He's still an asshole, Phoebe.
09:03You recorded your most embarrassing moment.
09:05It humiliated you.
09:06I've been in love with you forever.
09:07Since like...
09:08Forever?
09:09Who made it?
09:10Who made that?
09:11I've had enough today.
09:13Time for payback.
09:16I'm sorry.
09:31¡Suscríbete al canal!
09:54¡Suscríbete al canal!
10:30¡Suscríbete al canal!
11:15¡Suscríbete al canal!
11:21¡Suscríbete al canal!
11:28¡Suscríbete al canal!
11:31¡Suscríbete al canal!
11:53¡Suscríbete al canal!
11:54¡Suscríbete al canal!
12:17¡Suscríbete al canal!
12:20I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
12:28Jesus, fuck!
12:34You scared the shit out of me.
12:39What? What did you do?
12:42You almost drowned in the pool, idiot.
12:45And thank God I knew CPI.
12:48You put your lips on me?
12:56Have you felt my boobs?
12:58What the fu-
13:03Have you felt my boobs?
13:05What the fu-
13:07Are you-
13:08Are you-
13:09I felt you-
13:10I was- I was saving you.
13:12I would rather die than fill you up, okay?
13:15That was my first kiss, you asshole!
13:19You consider that a kiss? Consider it charity.
13:24And the next time you're recording something, just don't get stuck in a pool, genius.
13:34You recorded me first!
13:38Asshole.
13:49Yeah?
13:51Huh?
13:53Two for one deal.
13:55You get saved and kissed by an asshole.
13:58You're very welcome.
13:59So-
14:04You touched me without my consent!
14:08Whoa, whoa!
14:09What-
14:10What are you taking me for?
14:11A perv?
14:12Yeah.
14:13I'd rather drown in a little perv like you touch me.
14:16You probably did it on purpose.
14:27Oh, shit!
14:40Oh, shit!
14:43Oh, shit!
15:36¡No me!
15:38¿Quién no?
15:58porque voy a mostrar a todos esto
16:08¿qué pasa si posto esto y captiono
16:11Beau Clement, crybaby mommy's boy
16:15you tell on me, I post this, we both go down together
16:21it's in the cloud, nothing you can do about it
16:26you're pushing it
16:35what are you gonna do
16:39what are you gonna do
16:45hey, hey, eyes up here
16:53you delete that
16:56I don't tell on you
16:58okay
17:00and I'll throw in any favor
17:02okay
17:03since I saved you
17:05with my hands and my mouth
17:06without your consent
17:07how's that for you
17:11you're not
17:13taking me for a joke
17:14are you
17:16what kind of person do you think I am
17:19someone who bullies me
17:21for fun
17:22someone who threatens me
17:23every chance they get
17:26finally you get a taste of your own poison
17:32how's that for a change
17:35maybe you should learn to tell the difference
17:37on I'm actually being nice
17:39take it
17:41Gracias por ver el video.
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