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Jingle All the Way 2 (2014) [Full Movie] [Official Release]Full EP - Full
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00:02You
00:38It's cold out, baby, put a jacket on for the chill
00:43I got a bright red sleigh, babe, jingle bells, what a thrill
00:49I'm gonna take it downtown, we got Christmas time to kill
00:54It's a downtown Christmas, baby, take a ride with me
01:00It's a downtown Christmas, baby, take a ride with me
01:05On a cold Christmas night downtown is where I wanna be
01:10You know uptown, baby, they got no lights to see
01:15Head in southbound, baby, they got no
01:19Dad? Hey, Dad! Time to wake up!
01:26Dad!
01:27Where's the buttons on that snooze alarm?
01:32I'm not the snooze alarm
01:35Are you excited? It's time to go ice fishing
01:38I am excited, I'm gonna sleep on it and figure out what we're gonna do with it
01:46Remember, the early bird gets the worm
01:49And I think we know what happens to that worm
01:52It gets gobbled up and eaten
01:56Don't make me!
01:58All right, then
02:02All right, now you've done it
02:04You know what you just did?
02:06You just awakened a giant, abominable yeti
02:09And you know what he feeds on?
02:12Cookies?
02:12No
02:13No
02:14He feeds on tickles!
02:17He need a tickle!
02:19Come on, let's go fishing!
02:22Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
02:35A å ¤Š½Ń piÄklaikn a past day is the thing to say
02:39I want a bright boy in Christmas day
02:43That's the island greeting that we're sending you
02:47From the land where palm trees sway
02:52You know that Christmas will be green and bright
02:56The sun will shine the day and all the stars at night
03:01Ma-ka-ka-ma-ka is the wildest way
03:05To say Merry Christmas to you
03:08Take it, girls!
03:09Take it away!
03:10Yeah!
03:10Merry Christmas to you
03:12Ma-ka-ka-ka is the thing to say
03:14All of that Hawaiian Christmas Day
03:19That's the island greeting that we send to you
03:23From the land where palm trees sway
03:26Dad, I wish you could have been at Mommy's wedding
03:30You should have seen Mom's engagement ring
03:33The diamond was huge
03:35And during the wedding, I got to hand Mom her a ring
03:39And you know what? You've been telling me all week
03:42That's awesome!
03:43If your mom is happy, I'm super happy
03:46Yeah, she's super happy
03:48And Victor's awesome, don't you think?
03:53Yeah, he's awesome
03:54Yeah, he's awesome
03:54Hey, you want to know what else is awesome?
03:56Yeah
03:56Watch this, what am I?
04:01A walrus with tooth decay?
04:04A walrus with tooth decay?
04:06Look funny, hey, you want a cheese diddle?
04:08For breakfast?
04:10No, not for breakfast, you don't eat them for breakfast
04:12You ate a Twinkie for breakfast
04:16What's wrong?
04:17What's wrong?
04:18That's a Twinkie
04:21Hey, Dad
04:22How come you and Mom didn't stay married?
04:27Well, sweetie, I still love your mom and everything
04:31And we're good friends
04:32I know
04:33You know, she likes classical music and petite fours
04:36And I like ice fishing and Twinkies
04:38And plus, she's real organized and ambitious and driven
04:42And, well, I'm me
04:46I like ice fishing and Twinkies
04:49And classical music and petite fours
04:55I know
04:56And that's why you're my little girl
04:58I think I got one
05:00No way
05:01Are you a kid?
05:02I haven't caught anything here in six years
05:04Look, there it is
05:15Well, here we are
05:16Victor's place
05:18Wow, I can't believe I'm going to live here
05:21It's like a palace
05:23Hey, I guess that makes me a princess
05:26Yeah, well, looks like that makes me the troll
05:33Hurry, Victor
05:34They're here
05:35Hey
05:36Mommy, welcome home
05:38I miss you
05:39Look at you
05:40You look bigger
05:41Mommy, Victor
05:42What's up, Tiger?
05:43I'm your nurse
05:46Hey, buddy
05:47Well, hey, welcome home
05:50Hi, Larry
05:51Hey
05:52So, did you two have a good time together?
05:54Of course we did
05:54Look at her
05:55She's little princess
05:56We had fun, didn't we?
05:57We had tons of fun
05:58We went skating
05:59We went sledding
06:01We played hockey
06:02And today
06:03We went ice fishing
06:05Ice fishing?
06:07How outdoorsy
06:07Yeah
06:08And I caught a fish
06:09Show him, Daddy
06:11Sure did
06:11Let's try
06:12Look at that
06:13Look how fat that is
06:14That's a big one
06:15Might even be pregnant
06:16How was the honeymoon?
06:18Oh, fantastic
06:19A week in St. Croix
06:21Another sailing around the islands
06:24Victor has his own boat
06:25Wow
06:27So I guess it was your second best honeymoon
06:29I think you forget
06:30Ours, huh?
06:32Sizzler in a movie
06:33Huh?
06:34That was some good steak
06:36Yeah, that's big time
06:37Well, I'm not gonna brag about it
06:39Congratulations, Victor
06:40Thank you
06:41Now when she refers to her idiot husband
06:43She'll be talking about you
06:45Instead of me
06:47Larry
06:49Well, you're just getting nowhere on your decorations
06:51A little late, isn't it?
06:52Well, Trish told me how much Noel loves Christmas
06:55I love it!
06:57Oh, he may have gone a little overboard
07:00No
07:03So?
07:04What do you think?
07:05Wow
07:07So pretty
07:09Anything for you, sugar plum?
07:11It's our first Christmas together
07:12I wanted it to be a memorable one
07:15Mmm, sugar cookies!
07:17Oh, after you wash your hands
07:20You gotta get that fish smell off of there
07:23Larry, how about a cup of coffee?
07:24Hey, I could go for that
07:26Love it
07:26Love coffee
07:27Ah, Victor, have it
07:28Please
07:29Take the fish
07:37So, how's the business?
07:39Sorry
07:39You go first
07:40No, you do it
07:40How's the trucking business?
07:42Uh, part-time, right?
07:44Well, yeah, it's part-time
07:46But see, that's how I like it
07:47Part-time is good
07:48That gives me more time to spend with my daughter
07:56So, how's the, uh, cardboard box business treating you?
08:00Great!
08:01Baxter Box Company is up, uh, 20% this year
08:04Online sales are booming
08:05I mean, all those packages have to be shipped somewhere, right?
08:11My grandfather would be proud
08:12Yep, I built Baxter Box into an empire
08:17What's this little deal right here?
08:19Look at that little box
08:20What do you add, water, and it gets bigger?
08:22Ha, ha, ha, ha
08:23It's a little something I had made for the holidays
08:25To give the workers at the company
08:27You know, take it
08:28It's my gift to you
08:29Really?
08:30Yeah
08:33It's, uh, it's for decoration
08:35You can display it on your desk
08:37Well, I don't got a desk
08:47Coffee's ready
08:48Oh, yes
08:49Hey, yeah, boy, I'll tell you what
08:50I could go for a steaming cup of Joe right now
08:53She goes back to school January 5th
08:55So, for the rest of Noelle's vacation
08:57We'll just alternate days, as always
08:59With me and Victor getting Christmas Eve this year
09:02And you getting Christmas Day
09:04Yeah, that sounds good
09:05I'm in
09:05That's, wait, he gets Christmas Day?
09:08Yeah
09:08Well, we switch off every year
09:11Alternate
09:11This year, it's Larry's turn
09:13I understand that
09:14It's just, you know
09:16It's our first Christmas as a family
09:17I just thought we'd be together
09:18First one
09:20Ever
09:20Victor, I get it one year
09:22You get the next year
09:23That's how it operates
09:24Of course
09:25I just, I just
09:26It's Christmas Day
09:27You know, Christmas morning
09:29The presents under the tree
09:30Opening gifts
09:32The Christmas dinner
09:33With all the trimmings
09:34I got trimmings
09:36I make delicious trimmings
09:38Why can't I just do both?
09:41Spend half of Christmas with Dad
09:43And then go to Mom Bakters
09:45That's a great idea
09:49Come on, Dad
09:50Please, Dad
09:56All right, we'll think of something
09:58All right, we'll figure it out
10:00Yay, I did two Christmases
10:09Sorry, Larry
10:10Victor's just so excited about being a stepdad
10:13He wants to spend as much time as possible with Noel
10:15Well, what's done is done
10:19I'll tell you what
10:20We'll go ahead and have Christmas number one at my house
10:23And then I'll bring her over here
10:24And you guys can have Christmas number two
10:26Thanks, Larry
10:28And I'll, I'll talk to Victor
10:30About how to handle these things in the future
10:32All right
10:32Dad, wait
10:34Victor's gonna put on the Christmas lights
10:36Okay, you ready?
10:37Come on
10:37Honey, let's go
10:38Here we go, ready?
10:39One
10:40Two
10:41Three
10:44Wow
10:46Wow
10:47Wow
10:47Hi, Victor
10:48That's amazing
10:49Dad, have you ever seen something so beautiful?
10:53Yeah, it's something, all right
10:55It is something, that's for sure
10:57This is going to be the best Christmas ever
11:05See y'all later
11:06Good night, Daddy
11:08Good night, darling
11:09Hey, Ben Franklin
11:11You got a bulb out
11:15It's all right, honey
11:16You did good
11:17Can't wait for Christmas
11:21And the lights on a Christmas tree
11:26No way
11:27He actually called her my little sugar plug
11:30Yeah
11:30I was standing right there
11:32Wow
11:33Even I know that's a violation of Daddy's stepdaddy protocol
11:37You're going to kick his butt like you did Kip Kornhausen?
11:41Kip Kornhausen?
11:41Oh, man
11:42That was in third grade
11:44No, I'm not going to kick his butt
11:46I'm going to teach him a lesson, though
11:49When it comes to Christmas spirit
11:51I'm fit to be Victor's worst nightmare
11:53But the toy
11:54Every little girl and boy wants for Christmas
11:56Is Harrison
11:58The talking bear
11:59Hey, check this out
12:00Using a sophisticated computer chip
12:03Harrison can learn up to 300 words
12:05Including a child's name
12:08Hi
12:09I'm Harrison
12:10What's your name?
12:12Margo
12:13Nice to meet you, Margo
12:15Let's be friends
12:17Well, if you want one in time for Christmas
12:19Well, you better hurry
12:21Supplies are limited
12:22Man, I wish I had one of those when I was a kid
12:26There it is right there
12:27Christmas lights 100 foot for $32.99
12:31So if I want to get as many as Victor's got
12:34Let's see
12:35That's going to run me about
12:38A liver and two kidneys
12:40Oh, boy
12:42You know he's going to have a whole winter wonderland over there for her
12:44I can't really compete with his wallet
12:46So I'm going to have to use my head
12:48I'll take the wallet
12:49First round knockout
12:51Thanks for the vote of confidence there, Mags
12:52It's on the house, Larry
12:58Wait a minute
12:59I've got a great idea
13:00Come on
13:05Well, that about does it
13:07We're all done
13:08That's it
13:09That's the last part
13:10You know, using these used car parts, Larry, was a great idea
13:14This thing's going to look amazing
13:16Darn right it will
13:17Tell you what
13:17Victor can put that in his wallet and sit on it
13:19You're not going to find better Christmas lights than that anywhere
13:22Not even at Kmart
13:24Speaking of the devil
13:25Well, looky here
13:29This is going to be fun
13:31Hi, Daddy
13:32Hey
13:34What's this?
13:38Looks like you're using a lot of electricity, Larry
13:40You sure this thing is safe?
13:42Come on, now
13:43Of course it is
13:43I rigged it myself
13:44Obviously it's safe
13:46All right
13:48Oh, for Pete's sake
13:51Claude, would you get up here?
13:53All right
13:54In honor of Christmas and Noel
13:57I bring to everybody
13:59Larry's spectacular parade of lights
14:03Use it, please, Claude
14:15That ought to be in some kind of a home and garden magazine right there
14:19That's unbelievable
14:32What do you think of that, sweetheart?
14:34It's awesome
14:35It's glorious
14:37And now I present to you
14:39The grand finale
14:41As they say in French
14:42The peace
14:43Of the resistance
14:52Daddy
14:54Daddy
14:55Harry, are you okay?
14:58Am I in heaven?
15:01Oh, hi, Victor
15:06Sorry there was a power out of his last night
15:08So we couldn't make pancakes this morning
15:10Or bake Christmas cookies last night
15:12It's okay
15:12I can bake cookies later with Chef Felipe
15:15Who's Chef Felipe?
15:17It's Victor Chef
15:18Chef?
15:19I bet Victor Chef ain't got fruity pebbles
15:22How's them fruity pebbles?
15:23Delish
15:25That's right
15:25They're delicious
15:26Dad
15:27I think we need a new holiday tree
15:30What's wrong with that one?
15:32That's one of them
15:33Little Charlie Brown trees
15:34He's so cute
15:37I like the smell of Mommy and Victor's better
15:43And it doesn't have enough room for presents
15:48Why don't you and me
15:49Go shopping
15:50For a big old Christmas tree
15:52Yay, call Vince
15:55Can I have this one?
15:57It's almost as big as the one
15:59That Mommy and Victor have at their house
16:01Yeah, but honey
16:01That thing's $300
16:02I mean, that's crazy
16:04$300
16:05It ought to already have presents underneath it
16:09You know what, sugar?
16:10Picking the Christmas tree
16:11Is like picking a boyfriend
16:12Trust me
16:12You can't just settle on the first one
16:14Or the second one
16:15Or the third
16:16Or the fourth
16:16Or the fifth
16:17Okay, I get it, Dad
16:18Hey
16:19Can I get apple cider?
16:22I'll tell you what
16:22I think that's the best idea I've heard all day
16:25Here you go
16:25Get me one
16:26If it's not $300
16:28Okay
16:35So, you like what you see?
16:38Uh, I plead the fifth
16:41Well, we have a wide variety of trees here
16:44I see
16:45If you want a fir tree
16:46We've got Douglas fir
16:47We've got Noble fir
16:48We've got Conkler fir
16:49We've got Canaan fir
16:51But you know what?
16:51You look more like a pine guy to me
16:54Do I look like a pine guy?
16:55Uh-huh
16:56Here I thought I was more of a Conkler
16:58Boy, all these years I've been living a lie
17:00Well, we have white pine, Virginia pine, and scotch pine
17:03So, what's your pleasure?
17:05I want something very special
17:07And cheap
17:08Special and cheap, huh?
17:10Well, the ones that are cheaper tend to be on the more sparse side
17:14But you can cover it up if you block it
17:16Blocked?
17:17This one right here is only $165
17:21$165
17:22How much is the flocking?
17:23Oh, the flocking's free
17:25You know what?
17:26I'll just take the flocking
17:28Well, you could go for this little guy over here
17:30He might be more in your price range
17:33What in tarnation is that thing?
17:36That is a special order
17:3850-foot Norway spruce shipped from Maine
17:4150-foot?
17:42It costs $10,000
17:44$10,000?
17:47What kind of blockhead buys a Christmas tree for $10,000?
17:52Okay, yeah, yeah
17:53That's great
17:54Oh, never mind
17:56Hey, can you give me a second?
17:57I want to check that tree out
17:58Sure
17:59That's something else
18:03Couldn't find anything bigger?
18:05Just kidding
18:05Thank you very much
18:07It's fantastic
18:09Hey, Trish
18:11Oh, oh, it's perfect
18:12Noelle's going to love it
18:13It's going to be the best tree lighting ever
18:15Victor, I get that Baxter Box
18:17Always goes to town's tree lighting ceremony
18:19But do you really have to buy the town
18:21A $10,000 tree?
18:23Are you trying to run for mayor or something?
18:25No, no, hon
18:26I'm just trying to buy some goodwill and affection here
18:28I just figure the bigger the tree
18:30The more the affection, right?
18:32Oh, so he's trying to buy Noelle's love
18:35My little girl's love ain't for sale for anybody
18:37Oh, sorry
18:39Hey!
18:40Oh, I'm in here
18:41Turn it off
18:43I can't see
18:44Turn it off
18:46Somebody turn this machine off
18:48I can't
18:49I can't
18:55Dad, what happened?
18:59Well, I hope somebody got the license plate of that pigeon
19:04You want to have a snowball fight?
19:05Huh?
19:06Come on!
19:22You want to have a snowball fight?
19:32Come on!
19:35No!
19:36Oh!
19:37No!
19:37Okay, this is war
19:38Yeah!
19:39Oh!
19:39Oh!
19:40I can't hear you, man!
19:41Ah!
19:42Ah!
19:45Ah!
19:46Ah!
19:47Ah!
19:48Ah!
19:50Ah!
19:51Ah!
19:52Ah!
19:52Ah!
19:53Ah!
19:55Ah!
19:56Ah!
19:57I hit you a hundred times.
19:59I got you a million and 98.
20:05Hey, you two have fun?
20:07We had tons of fun.
20:08I totally nailed Victor.
20:10Oh, good for you.
20:12Well, your lunch is ready for you in the kitchen.
20:14And remember, we're dropping you off your dads at 3.
20:18We have enough time for another snowball fight after lunch.
20:21Right, Victor?
20:23You wouldn't be interested in peace talks, would you?
20:26Not a chance.
20:29I had a lot of fun with you, Victor.
20:35Oh, me too.
20:37You're almost as much fun as my dad.
20:45Almost as much fun as Larry.
20:52I can't compete with that guy.
20:56Skating, sledding, hockey, ice fishing.
21:00He's like a big, squishy teddy bear.
21:03This isn't a competition, Victor.
21:05You're Noelle's dad, too.
21:07Dad number two.
21:09Second best.
21:10Runner-up.
21:11A substitute.
21:14Not the real thing, but a startling simulation.
21:17Dead, too, as in dead, also.
21:21Your job is to be there for Noelle.
21:24Same as Larry.
21:26That's all that matters.
21:28Okay?
21:34Okay.
21:42I'm telling you, Clyde.
21:44Bitch, you may have a snow machine, but Noelle is going to love this.
21:47Larry, this is crazy.
21:49Yeah, but this is a real good kind of crazy.
21:52Who needs a snow machine when you've got real snow?
21:57Go like this.
21:58It's better on your back.
22:06When is he gonna be here?
22:08I'm sure he'll be here soon, honey.
22:10Hopefully in the next year.
22:12That's Larry.
22:14There he is.
22:18Hey!
22:19Hey!
22:19Hey!
22:21Hey!
22:21Hey!
22:21You were something like I'd never seen.
22:24Hi, Daddy!
22:25Where's my little girl?
22:28Ha!
22:29Oh!
22:29Oh!
22:30Good night, Larch.
22:32Whoa, you're getting big.
22:33We've been waiting for a half hour, Larry.
22:35Where have you been?
22:36I got a surprise for Noelle.
22:38A surprise?
22:39What is it?
22:39What is it?
22:40How would you like to have some real slow at Christmas?
22:42We already have snow at Victor's.
22:45I know, but that's that fake stuff.
22:48I mean real snow.
22:49Just come out of the sky and everything.
22:50It's real snow, not that synthetic, man-made, polyester stuff that you got at your house.
22:55This is real.
22:57That would be awesome!
22:59Darn right it would be.
23:00Let's show these non-believers, Larry.
23:02Oh, boy.
23:03I'm so bad.
23:03I'm excited.
23:04This is the best idea I ever had.
23:05Get ready to be bulldozed!
23:07Ah!
23:09Ah!
23:12Ah!
23:13Ah!
23:15Ah!
23:16Anybody got a towel?
23:17Daddy?
23:21You know what that is?
23:22No.
23:23It's a tickle monster!
23:24Ah!
23:25Ah!
23:26It's a tickle monster!
23:28All right, you goof.
23:29Time for bed.
23:32Good night, Dad.
23:33Thanks for the smell.
23:34I really liked it.
23:36Even though it was melted and everything.
23:39Ah, sweetie, that's nice of you.
23:41I appreciate it.
23:44Listen, I love you. Good night.
23:45Now, you have a good night's sleep, okay?
23:47Good night, Daddy.
23:49Good night, sweetie.
24:00I don't know, Claude.
24:01I just can't catch a break.
24:03I don't know how I can compete with Victor.
24:06No, it's tough. I'll give you that.
24:08He's younger, richer, more educated.
24:12He's in great shape.
24:13Much, much, much better looking.
24:15All right, I get the point.
24:18Look, the more important question is,
24:19why do you feel the need to compete with Victor?
24:22Noelle doesn't care about that stuff.
24:24She loves you for you, Larry.
24:26I am pretty lovable.
24:30Good night, Larry.
24:33See you later, Claude.
24:42Is my angel ready to order?
24:44I sure am.
24:46I was referring to the little angel.
24:48Oh, sorry.
24:49My usual, Maggie, please.
24:52PB and J, light on the PB,
24:54and heavy on the J.
24:56Correct.
24:56You know what?
24:57I'll have the same thing I always have, too.
25:00Deep-fried everything, hold the salad.
25:02Boom.
25:03Tell you what, Maggie.
25:05You know me pretty good.
25:06I got your number, Larry.
25:12See what you're working on there, your homework.
25:14My letter to Santa.
25:17Letter to Santa?
25:18I thought you got that done July 4th.
25:21There's something special I want.
25:23What?
25:24What is it?
25:25I can't tell you, or anyone else.
25:28If I do, it won't come true.
25:31It's like making a wish.
25:33No, no, no.
25:34Don't worry.
25:34I'm not gonna ruin that, but, uh, hey, can you give me a little hint?
25:40I'm asking Santa for the one thing I want more than anything in the world.
25:50Well, hey, I got an idea.
25:53There's a mailbox right over there.
25:55Why don't you give me the letter, and then I'll run it out there.
25:59Would you, Daddy?
26:01Thank you so much.
26:02You got it, Squirt.
26:03Come on, I'll be right back.
26:15Hey, Larry.
26:16Hey, Clyde.
26:17What's going on?
26:19Noelle's letter to Santa Claus.
26:21Figure what Victor can do in quantity, I can do with quality.
26:25What?
26:26You're not thinking of opening that, are you?
26:28Yeah.
26:29Of course.
26:31I mean, look.
26:32Victor can get her big old trees and a bunch of fancy lights and a bunch of fake snow.
26:37But when I see what she's got in here, what she really wants for Christmas, I can give it to
26:41her.
26:42That's a private letter.
26:43Not addressed to you.
26:45Not to mention, that's a federal crime.
26:49Claude, it's my daughter's letter to Santa Claus.
26:53I think we're gonna be fine.
26:55That's just wrong.
26:56Wrong, wrong, wrong.
26:58And you see this?
26:59This is my letter to Santa Claus.
27:01If I find out you tampered with it, well, you're gonna answer to me and Mr. Claus himself.
27:12Boy, who pooped in his hash browns?
27:37Oh, boy.
27:39Her handwriting's horrible.
27:41Just like her daddy's.
27:43Dear Santa.
27:44Uh-huh.
27:44For Christmas, I want my family to get her...her...her...herisone.
27:53Huh?
27:55What the heck's a harisone?
27:57Bye-bye, Daddy!
27:59See you later, sweetheart!
28:04So, what did you and Larry do today?
28:07Not much.
28:08Uh-huh.
28:08More ice fishing?
28:10No, we just went to the diner.
28:14I wrote a letter of Santa!
28:16Oh, oh, oh, let me guess.
28:17Uh, Pixie and her Starburst buddies.
28:21Little Paris and her magical closet.
28:24Those are little kid toys.
28:26Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
28:26Hold on.
28:27What, um, what did you ask Santa for?
28:31I can't tell you or else I won't get what I want.
28:34I didn't even tell Dad.
28:36Oh.
28:37Oh.
28:37Well, you know, we should probably mail those letters right away.
28:42So, uh, you know, I could take it for you.
28:45Dad already did.
28:47Did he?
28:48He ran right out of the diner to mail as soon as I wrote it.
28:55Really?
28:58Thanks.
28:59Excuse me.
29:04Security Welling here.
29:05Welling!
29:06I have an assignment for you.
29:10Hm.
29:13Yes, sir.
29:14It would be my pleasure, sir.
29:31What are you up to, Chubby?
29:42Oh, hey!
29:43Hi, I'm Jeffrey.
29:44Welcome to Toy Traders.
29:45Merry Christmas.
29:46Happy holidays.
29:47Happy Hanukkah.
29:48Happy Kwanzaa.
29:49And a very happy winter solstice.
29:51I think you got all the bases covered, champ.
29:53Oh, thank you.
29:54Hey, listen.
29:55I'm looking for something, but I don't quite know what I'm looking for.
29:58Okay.
30:00Uh...
30:01Harrisona.
30:03I'm sorry.
30:04I'm having a hard time reading your handwriting.
30:06Oh, that's not my handwriting.
30:07That's my daughter.
30:07She's having it.
30:08Mine's a lot worse.
30:10Trust me.
30:10Oh, it is.
30:11Wow.
30:13Um...
30:13Yeah.
30:13You have any of those?
30:15Yeah.
30:16Uh...
30:16No clue.
30:17No idea, sir.
30:19Hmm.
30:20Wait a second.
30:21Unless she means Harrison.
30:23What's a Harrison?
30:25Harrison the Talking Bear.
30:27You are gonna love this.
30:28Follow me.
30:29Yes!
30:30Why, Harrison the Talking Bear?
30:32Haven't you heard?
30:33It's only the most popular toy amongst the coveted five- to ten-year-old age demographic.
30:37So, the bear learns the kids' names, and then sends it back to them!
30:42It's the hottest toy this season!
30:44Really?
30:44Oh, yeah.
30:45That bear?
30:45They love it.
30:46That's what kids are going nuts over.
30:48Going nuts for the bear!
30:49Well, all right.
30:50I guess I'll get my daughter one.
30:51Oh!
30:52Sorry!
30:52But we're all sold out.
30:54These things keep flying off the shelves as fast as we can stock them.
30:57Oh, man.
30:57My daughter really wants one of these bears.
31:00You think maybe you might have one in the back?
31:02Sorry.
31:03But...
31:06If you write your name and number down there, I will call you as soon as we get some more
31:09in.
31:09You think maybe some other stores might have one of these bears?
31:13Hmm.
31:13Maybe.
31:14But you'll have to try again tomorrow, because all the shops are closing up right now.
31:18All right.
31:19Well, looks like tomorrow, I'm going bear hunting.
31:22No, thanks for shopping at Toy Traders.
31:24Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, and a very happy winter solstice!
31:29Okay, okay.
31:30Merry Christmas in any language.
31:31Merry Christmas!
31:32Hey!
31:33Hi, I'm Jeffrey.
31:34Welcome to Toy Traders.
31:36Can I help you out with anything?
31:38A Harrison talking bear.
31:40Are you sure?
31:41That's what he asked for.
31:42He seemed really desperate to get it.
31:45So Noel wants a Harrison talking bear.
31:49And to your knowledge, he hasn't found one yet?
31:52Nope.
31:53All the other stores are closed.
31:54Although he'll certainly be out looking for one tomorrow.
31:57Good.
32:00I have another assignment for you.
32:09Five more minutes.
32:11Give me five more minutes.
32:1611.30!
32:27I'm ready for the Christmas night.
32:32Wrapping up the presents.
32:34Wrapping up the year.
32:35Take the good with the bad.
32:36Be a good cheer.
32:38I don't think I asked for much.
32:41Interested in a certain touch.
32:43What you gonna give me for Christmas?
32:46Christmas.
32:48If I could have just one thing.
32:50Make it everything.
32:53Yeah, I want it on for Christmas.
32:55Christmas.
32:55Christmas.
32:57Christmas.
33:00Christmas.
33:00Christmas.
33:00Hi, this is Pippa Harris.
33:03Wrapping up the day.
33:06Whoo.
33:11I got the holiday wrapped up tight.
33:15Getting ready for the Christmas night.
33:21I don't think I asked for much.
33:23I'm interested in a certain touch.
33:26What you gonna give me for Christmas?
33:29Christmas.
33:31Christmas.
33:31If I could have just one thing.
33:33Make it everything.
33:34Let's load him up and move him out.
33:36I want it on for Christmas.
33:38Christmas.
33:40Christmas.
33:42Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:44Just wrap it up.
33:46Wrap it up.
33:49Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:50Oh, man.
33:51Just wrap it up.
33:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:55Wrap it up.
33:56Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:57Oh.
34:00Oh, oh.
34:02Hi.
34:03Excuse me.
34:12Minus.
34:21Uh-huh.
34:22Yeah, I understand.
34:24Well, let me ask you,
34:25you gonna be getting any more Harrison Bears in?
34:28Well, I'm glad it's the daggum funny.
34:32Still no luck?
34:34Nothing.
34:35Tried every toy store, then 500 miles.
34:38Waynesville, Morgantown, Boone.
34:40They're all sold out.
34:41Well, what about online?
34:44eBay?
34:45They got rush delivery, right?
34:47As soon as they get to him, he's on the 26th.
34:49I need it on Christmas, not the day after.
34:51Well, I'm sure that she'll love whatever you got her.
34:56Well, that's the problem.
34:59I didn't get her nothing yet.
35:02Planning ahead, I see.
35:04Maggie, it ain't easy.
35:06Back in the day when she was littler,
35:08you know, going to some toy store,
35:09get her some kind of a doll with pink on it
35:12or some kind of unicorn or bunny
35:13or something with a magic wand.
35:16She's older now.
35:17It just doesn't work.
35:18It's a lot harder.
35:21I've got to get that bear.
35:29Here's Larry.
35:30Hey, this is Jeffrey calling from Toy Traders.
35:32You signed up for the Harrison wait list?
35:34Well, I'm calling to tell you that we have more Harrison bears just arrived.
35:38They'll be available tomorrow morning on a first-come, first-served basis.
35:41So get here early.
35:44Oh, man.
35:45I don't believe it.
35:46I got me a Harrison bear.
35:50Woo!
35:51Pie for everybody.
35:53You're the only one here, Larry.
35:55Well, I'll take theirs.
36:03Hey, Mr. Welling.
36:06Hey, this is Jeffrey calling from Toy Traders.
36:08Well, I'm calling to tell you some really, really good news.
36:12I see.
36:13First-come, first-served.
36:15What time do you open?
36:18And we'll see you then.
36:30I'm awake.
36:31I'm awake.
36:41Yeah, you're a pretty good dad, Larry.
36:43I bet Victor wouldn't do this for no well.
36:47Oh, man.
36:49You gotta be kidding me.
36:52Hey, is everybody in this line to buy a Harrison bear?
36:55That's right, friend.
36:58What some people won't do to get a toy, huh?
37:01Yeah.
37:03It's crazy.
37:11How you doing?
37:13Some bear.
37:15No, no, no.
37:15I put one on hold.
37:20Good morning, everyone.
37:22Thank you for waiting outside all night long.
37:24I am thrilled to let you know that we have a new shipment of Harrison bears.
37:33Okay, one at a time.
37:35Let's slow down.
37:36Pick a time.
37:37There's no rush.
37:42Where are these bears?
37:47What?
37:48There's nothing here.
37:50Oh, man, this can't be happening.
37:52Hey, where are all the bears?
37:55Yeah.
37:55Where's the new shipment?
37:57I'm sorry, everyone, but the Harrison bears have sold out.
38:01What?
38:01Oh, come on.
38:04Thank you for shopping at Toy Traders, and have a very merry Christmas, a happy holidays,
38:09a happy Hanukkah, happy Kwanzaa, and a very happy winter solstice.
38:13Ah.
38:14You mean to tell me that thing sold out in five minutes?
38:16More like 30 seconds.
38:18First customer just came and bought them all.
38:21Oh, he bought every one of them bears?
38:23Yeah.
38:24All 50 of them.
38:25Guess he's got a lot of kids.
38:27Did you guy like some kind of a one-per-family limit or something?
38:30Well, I told you, it was first-come, first-served.
38:34Boy.
38:35You know what?
38:36I hope you have a sucky holiday, a sucky Christmas, a sucky Hanukkah, a sucky Kwanzaa, and a sucky
38:42winter salsa.
38:46What are you looking at?
38:47You started the whole thing.
38:50Oh, okay.
38:51Well, it looks like someone's going to get coal in their stocking this year when the coal,
38:55when the fairies put the coal, and you just wish you had something other than coal.
39:04Ah.
39:11Hey.
39:13You're the guy at the front of the line.
39:15Are you the guy that's been buying up all these bears?
39:17First come, first serve.
39:20You got like 50 of them.
39:21How many kids you got?
39:22I have a lot of nephews and nieces.
39:24Hey, listen.
39:26You think maybe you could, uh, spare me one of them?
39:29I mean, I'll give you $100.
39:32$100!
39:33One bear!
39:34Sorry.
39:35Oh, man, look, I'm des-
39:36Man, I'm really desperate.
39:38I'd love to have one of those-
39:39Ah!
39:40Jeez!
39:41Ah!
39:42Uncle!
39:43If you'll excuse me, I have a lot more holiday shopping to attend to.
39:53If I wouldn't pull a Christmas spirit, I'd have knocked him out.
39:59And you're certain there's not a single Harrison bear on any shelf in town?
40:04Uh-huh.
40:06Thank you, Welling.
40:10Noel!
40:11Your dad's here!
40:15Bye, sweet pea.
40:17Bye, Mom.
40:19So, how's everything, Larry?
40:21Oh, awesome.
40:22Real good.
40:23Couldn't be better.
40:24Doing any last-minute Christmas shopping?
40:25A little bit.
40:26You?
40:26Nope, nope, no.
40:27I think I got it pretty much wrapped up this year.
40:28Good.
40:29In fact, I think this is going to turn out to be an extra special Christmas for someone
40:33we both know.
40:36You two have fun.
40:39Come on, Dad.
40:48Wow.
40:49This is looking really great.
40:51You're darn right it does.
40:52Look at it.
40:53Dad, you're eating all the shingles.
40:56I know.
40:58It's pathetic, ain't it?
41:00Here, I thought I'd be pulled after the chimney.
41:04Go away, sweetheart.
41:05I got enough shingles for 10,000 gingerbread houses.
41:09Hey, I bet Victor doesn't have time to make a gingerbread house with you like I do.
41:15No.
41:16He's been awfully busy.
41:18I mean, some big project called Operation Who's Your Daddy?
41:26Let me ask you something.
41:27You didn't happen to tell Victor was in that letter you wrote to Santa Claus, did you?
41:30Oh, no, Dad.
41:32I want to do anything that might keep me from getting what I asked for.
41:36Boy, you really want that thing, don't you?
41:39Whatever it is.
41:41Uh, hey, sweetheart, let me ask you something.
41:45What if Santa Claus isn't able to get you what you asked for?
41:48Oh, no, Dad.
41:49Don't even say that.
41:50I know Santa will come through.
41:53He just has to.
42:06You haven't even touched your pie.
42:08Oh, Maggie.
42:10I ain't got much of an appetite.
42:12Maybe I should take your pulse to see if you're still alive.
42:15It's a dead gum stuffed bear.
42:17It's stressing me out.
42:19You haven't found one yet?
42:20No, them stuffed bears are rarer than a cab driver with fresh breath.
42:26Hey, maybe you should ask those ladies where they got theirs.
42:30Hurry!
42:31That's a Harrison bear.
42:33I'll be right back.
42:38Excuse me, ladies.
42:39Excuse me, ladies.
42:40Hold on.
42:42I'm desperate.
42:43It's about your bear.
42:44What about the bear?
42:46Well, I want it, and I was wondering if anybody...
42:48No, you're the fifth person in the last hour to ask us about it.
42:52And we're telling you like we told all the others,
42:54it's not for sale at any price.
42:56No, I don't want to buy it.
42:57I was just saying...
42:58Oh, so you just want to take it.
43:00Nobody takes this bear.
43:02It's for our grandniece.
43:05No, I think you're misunderstanding.
43:06We're warning you.
43:07We've taken a senior citizen self-defense class.
43:10Huh?
43:11Stop it.
43:12Oh, I...
43:14That'll teach you.
43:15Don't mess with a senior.
43:17Hmm.
43:18There you go.
43:20The nerve.
43:20We're security.
43:21Oh, too long.
43:22Christmas is getting violent.
43:30The Harrison Bear.
43:33Rooster's Tavern.
43:34Reindeer charity fundraiser.
43:38Yeah.
43:42Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Rooster's Tavern's annual Buck King Reindeer charity fundraiser.
43:52Hooray!
43:55I'm not too crazy about this.
43:57We have ten very brave Santas up here, willing to risk life and limb.
44:04And help raise money to St. Luke's Children's Hospital by trying to see how long they can stay up.
44:12I mean, I've never ridden a mechanical reindeer before.
44:14Neither have I.
44:16But the way I figure it, Oak's Office Ridinger gives us a better chance of wearing that Harrison Bear down
44:20there for Noel.
44:20And the Santa who stays on the longest will win our grand prize!
44:27Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
44:29We got it.
44:29We got it.
44:30Better give up now, fellas.
44:31My boy wants that bear for Christmas, and I never let my boy down.
44:36Yeah, well, my little girl wants it, too, and I never let my little girl down.
44:40Tell you something, it ain't over until it's over.
44:42Oh, it's over.
44:43Let's the game begin!
44:46Santa number one!
44:48Victory!
44:49That's Santa number one up here.
44:51Are you ready?
44:51Santa number one!
44:53On your mark!
44:54Get shot!
44:56Let's rise!
44:58We got it!
45:04He's holding on to your life!
45:05He's holding on!
45:07Thank you!
45:08Oh, he's off!
45:09We've got his scores!
45:10Seven seconds!
45:12It's not a bad start, Santa number one!
45:14Well, let's get the second Santa Claus up here!
45:16Good luck, Claude!
45:18You can do it, Claude!
45:19Stay on her, buddy!
45:21Santa number two, are you ready?
45:23I'm ready.
45:25Ready, set, let's ride!
45:30That was anchor today.
45:33How long did I go for?
45:34You were on board.
45:37One second!
45:39One second, everybody!
45:40Keep it going for Santa number three!
45:43Let's ride!
45:52He's got nine seconds!
46:00Let's ride!
46:02Oh my gosh!
46:04nĆ³c rƵes!
46:05Yes!
46:06Ho, ho, ho!
46:07Go, go, go!
46:10Yes!
46:11Oh, ho, ho, ho, yeah!
46:13Santa number seven!
46:15Come on down!
46:19Let's ride!
46:22Number seven's we're on the line!
46:24Oh yeah!
46:26This guy is famous!
46:28Oh my gosh! Look at this guy, guys!
46:32Oh, he's still hanging on!
46:33He's holding on for dear life!
46:36He's still going!
46:37Help, man! He's finished!
46:39You've gotta be kidding me!
46:41Number seven, 22 seconds!
46:47You've done it, number seven?
46:49What are you gonna do, Larry?
46:51You can't hold on for 23 seconds.
46:52I'm gonna get something out of my truck. Come on.
46:55Let me tell you something. This glue's gonna give me the edge I need.
46:58Do me a favor. Get my backside, would you?
47:00Oh, that's disgusting.
47:01Would you just do my backside there?
47:03Do you want Noel to win that bear or not?
47:05Oh, yeah.
47:07Do not forget!
47:08You must get at least 23 seconds on the bull to win the grand prize!
47:14Let's go, boys!
47:15Let's run!
47:17Come on, Timber!
47:20Go!
47:21Go!
47:21Who's that?
47:22Yeah!
47:22I made it in the back of the river!
47:23Go!
47:26How fast this thing go?
47:28Go!
47:29Go!
47:30Go!
47:30Go, man!
47:32Hey!
47:34Don't let go!
47:34Don't let go!
47:35Hey!
47:38Come on, baby!
47:38I'm ready to go!
47:44Help me!
47:49Stop! Stop! Stop!
47:54Damn!
48:00He's done it in 31 seconds!
48:03We got a new champion!
48:05I won!
48:06I won!
48:08Everyone in seconds, you hear?
48:10You have won yourself a weekend for two
48:14in the beautiful, romantic, Pocono Mountains!
48:20Pocono?
48:21Alright!
48:21No, no, no! I wanted the bear!
48:23I thought first prize was the bear!
48:26Well done!
48:27Now, in second place, rider number seven,
48:30you have won Harrison the Talking Bear!
48:34I won?
48:35Oh, my boy's gonna have the best Christmas ever!
48:42Oh, yeah! Number two! Give it up for number two!
48:46Oh, yeah!
48:48And what am I gonna do with the trip to the Poconos?
48:51I'll go with you.
48:53Come on, Claude.
48:55Boy, it's breezy in here.
48:59I'll tell you,
48:59I'll tell you, Claude.
49:00I don't know.
49:01I know this, though.
49:03At this rate,
49:04I'm never gonna get one of them bears.
49:14What is going on?
49:20Harrison loves to play!
49:22Anybody in the air?
49:24That tickles!
49:26Hi, baby Harrison!
49:28Time for a nap!
49:30Hi, Heidi Ho!
49:32I'm Harrison!
49:33Harrison!
49:40This is fun!
49:41Harrison loves exercise!
49:44Where are all these bears coming from?
49:47Oh, you!
49:48Oh, you!
49:49Hey, did you get any more of them talking bears in?
49:52Oh, hey!
49:52We certainly do!
49:53Oh, man, everybody's got one but me.
49:55Can I have one?
49:56Yes, you can.
49:57Yes, you can.
49:58Hi, I'm Larry the Loser Bear.
50:00Get her done.
50:02Hey, that ain't a Harrison Bear.
50:03That's a me bear!
50:04Why, this is the second most popular toy
50:06amongst the coveted five- to ten-year-old age demographic.
50:09Second most?
50:10Oh, what's the most popular?
50:12This one.
50:14Hi-de-ho!
50:15I'm Victor the Talking Bear.
50:16I'm the best dad ever!
50:18And I'll buy whatever your little heart desires.
50:22Huh?
50:24I love that one.
50:25Every kid in America wants one of these.
50:27A Victor Bear?
50:29Daddy, can I please have it?
50:31That's the thing!
50:32I want more than anything for Christmas!
50:44I'm here at Town Hall where they're setting up a soup kitchen for the homeless.
50:48As you can see, there are some wonderful toys that will be handed out at noon today to needy boys
50:54and girls by none other than Santa himself.
50:57Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!
51:01Thank you, Santa. I'm Margot Price, Channel One News.
51:04Thanks, Margot.
51:05Oh, man.
51:07You could not be thinking what you're thinking right now.
51:20You know?
51:31No gill, Larry. Come on.
51:35Yeah, this $500 donation way makes up for that bear.
51:39All right.
51:42Larry?
51:43Larry Phillips?
51:44Yeah?
51:45Is that you?
51:46Oh, uh, hey, Janie.
51:48Uh, how's Trix?
51:49Good, good.
51:50I was just dropping off some presents to donate for the charity event.
51:54I haven't seen you since we graduated from high school.
51:57I know. It's been a long time.
51:59All right, then.
52:00Larry, don't give up.
52:02You know?
52:03It's bound to get better.
52:05Oh, no, Janie. I'm doing fine, really.
52:07These are, uh, these are just old clothes. It's wash day.
52:10I hope this isn't because I dumped you, Larry.
52:14Well, hold on a second.
52:15I-I kind of remember that differently.
52:17It was kind of mutual.
52:19Oh, okay. I have to go to church, but it was really good seeing you again.
52:24You, too.
52:24And I'm sure this is all just a little rough patch, you know?
52:28Oh.
52:28And I just want you to be brave.
52:31I don't need money, Janie.
52:33Larry, there is no shame in accepting help.
52:37You poor, poor man.
52:39I-I don't-
52:42Twenty bucks?
52:43Boy.
52:45Ho-ho.
52:45I'm in the wrong business.
52:49Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho.
52:51Well, I think I got something very nice for you.
52:57Merry Christmas.
53:01I hear you want a doggy for Christmas.
53:04Ho-ho-ho-ho.
53:06Well, we just happened to have one here.
53:09Here you go.
53:11Merry Christmas.
53:12Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho.
53:15Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho.
53:17That's what makes it all worthwhile.
53:21Whoa.
53:22How you doing, Santa?
53:23Are you kidding me?
53:25You-you're cutting off the circulation in my legs.
53:28Oh, come on.
53:28The real Santa Claus wouldn't care about stuff like that.
53:31Oh, yeah?
53:32Well, real Santa Claus is kind of busy this time of year,
53:34you might have noticed.
53:35Look, I'm here for my daughter.
53:37Oh, yeah?
53:38Why isn't she here herself?
53:40Well, I'll be honest with you.
53:40She's kind of scared of Santa Claus.
53:42How does a kid not like Santa Claus?
53:44Well, I don't know.
53:45I guess she must have sat on some Santa's lap
53:47that was sweating real bad and had bad breath
53:49and asked a lot of nosy questions.
53:51Okay, okay.
53:53Here you go.
53:54Ho-ho, this is for your daughter.
53:57She don't want that.
53:57She wants that Harrison bear.
53:58Can I get that Harrison bear?
54:00She's gonna love the dog.
54:01Santa Claus, I am not leaving your lap
54:02until I get that Harrison bear.
54:04Oh, as a matter of fact,
54:05I had some Mexican food last night
54:06and it's starting to bubble up on me.
54:08Oh.
54:08You're gonna give me that bear
54:09because if I explode on you,
54:11you're gonna have to call Roto-Rooter for some backup.
54:12Wait.
54:13Give this guy his bear.
54:15All right.
54:15Give him his bear.
54:19Oh, man.
54:20Santa Claus, you just made a dad
54:22a little girl really happy.
54:24Oh, hi.
54:24I'm Harrison.
54:26I'm going for the bear.
54:27Woo!
54:27I got a new bear.
54:32I got a bear.
54:33I got a bear.
54:35I got a bear.
54:35Got me a Harrison bear.
54:36I can't believe I got a bear.
54:39Whoa!
54:40Is that a Harrison bear?
54:41Sure is, buddy.
54:42I got it for my daughter.
54:44Oh.
54:45She sure is lucky.
54:47I wanted the same thing,
54:48but Daddy says Santa's on a tight budget this year.
54:51That's terrible.
54:52Well, maybe your Daddy will come up with something
54:55and you'll have a good Christmas this year.
54:57He can't.
54:58He doesn't get out of jail till Valentine's Day.
55:02He was just trying to steal enough money
55:04so Mom could get her operation.
55:07Man, that's really sad.
55:09Oh, well.
55:10I just hope Santa doesn't forget me on Christmas
55:13like he did last year
55:15and the year before that
55:17and the year before that.
55:22Hey, kid.
55:24Catch.
55:26You're giving me your Harrison talking bear?
55:29Yeah.
55:30I figure since Santa's on a tight budget this year,
55:32I'll be Santa's helper.
55:34So, Merry Christmas.
55:39Sucker!
55:44And that's why some couples just have pets.
55:47I've been had.
55:49Hey, bring me back that bear!
55:52Where are you?
55:53Come back in!
55:55Bring me back my bear!
56:02Excuse me!
56:03Sorry!
56:04Get out!
56:05Give me that bear!
56:14I got you, you little punk! Now give me that bear!
56:18Brat chance, Tubby!
56:19Tubby, come on. You know that's hurtful.
56:21I'm not Tubby. I'm Big Bone. Now give me that bear!
56:24Please, mister, don't take my Harrison bear. I'm begging you!
56:30My kid, just give me the bear.
56:31I won't let you take my bear, no matter how much you threaten me.
56:35Hey, hey, what's going on here? Are you threatening this little boy?
56:38I'm not threatening that little punk. He tricked me out of that bear.
56:41It was a gift from my daddy. He was in jail.
56:44And he wants to take it away from me.
56:46That's real rich, kid. That's real rich. You're pretty good, you know?
56:50Larry, just because you've fallen on hard times, that's no excuse to steal from a child.
56:57No, y'all are misunderstanding the whole thing about what's happening here.
57:01Oh, I understand. I understand you should be put in jail.
57:04Come on. Let's get him.
57:07Wait a minute. For the record, Janie, I dumped you.
57:13Oh, that's it. Let's get him! Let's get him!
57:33Nice work, kid. Fifty bucks is agreed.
57:39It'll be a hundred. We agreed on fifty.
57:42Delivery charges? Or do you want me to give it back to the doofus?
57:48I'm starting to feel like the doofus myself, kid.
57:51On three. One, two, three.
58:00Stupid bear.
58:03That's tickles!
58:05Get back here! Get up!
58:07Get up!
58:09Get up!
58:10Get up!
58:11Get up!
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