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00:02:52No reason.
00:02:54In The Excellent Chainsaw Massacre by Toby Hooper,
00:02:57why don't we ever see the characters go to the bathroom
00:03:00or wash their hands like people do in real life?
00:03:05Absolutely no reason.
00:03:06Worse, in The Pianist by Polanski,
00:03:10how come this guy has to hide and live like a bum
00:03:13when he plays the piano so well?
00:03:16Once again, the answer is no reason.
00:03:19I could go on for hours with more examples.
00:03:21The list is endless.
00:03:23You probably never gave it a thought.
00:03:25But all great films, without exception,
00:03:30contain an important element of no reason.
00:03:33And you know why?
00:03:35Because life itself is filled with no reason.
00:03:40Why can't we see the air all around us?
00:03:43No reason.
00:03:45Why are we always thinking?
00:03:47No reason.
00:03:49Why do some people love sausages
00:03:51and other people hate sausages?
00:03:53No fucking reason.
00:03:56Come on, don't waste your time explaining that garbage.
00:03:58Let's go.
00:03:59Just a minute.
00:04:00Let me finish.
00:04:04Ladies, gentlemen,
00:04:06the film you are about to see today
00:04:08is an homage to the no reason,
00:04:12that most powerful element of style.
00:04:52Why did they destroy all those chairs?
00:04:54They're sad on those.
00:04:56Yeah, it's really a pity.
00:04:57Quiet, please.
00:05:01Okay, everybody, turn around.
00:05:08Good.
00:05:09Enjoy.
00:05:12Excuse me.
00:05:13Is it going to be in color or in black and white?
00:05:41It's already boring.
00:05:44Don't be so negative.
00:05:45It's just the beginning.
00:05:46It's going to pick up.
00:05:47Just be patient.
00:05:53I hope it's not some old silent film.
00:05:57I can't hear a thing.
00:05:59Yes, you can hear the wind a little.
00:06:01If you listen.
00:06:02Somebody see something?
00:06:05I see a dump.
00:06:07There.
00:06:08Straight ahead.
00:06:13I see a dump.
00:06:36I see a dump.
00:06:36Oh, please.
00:06:40Yeah.
00:07:00That's where I'm going from.
00:07:00I'm talking a little.
00:07:00Well, I'm talking a little bit.
00:07:00Thanks, Dad.
00:07:00Hey.
00:07:01Bye.
00:07:03What's co-holder?
00:27:24Bye, brats.
00:29:52Yes.
00:31:06Good morning.
00:31:07Can I clean you.
00:31:49food.
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00:33:07Anybody there?
00:33:38Excuse me?
00:34:14I just,
00:34:24I just, you know,
00:34:37look, why, I'll have, I'll have you, I'll have, I'll, I'll, you're, I'll, I'll, you're,
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