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00:12You may all be seated, alright, court is now in session, Ludwig, I'm very disappointed,
00:18the last time you already tested for against Pinga on the last year, and now the witnesses
00:23will testify against you, so I'm going to reading the charges to the defendant.
00:28Ludwig Von Cooper, you've been charged for committing, robbing and stealing Krabby Patty
00:33from the Krusty Krab at Bikini Bottom, from Spongebob Squarepants, how do you plead?
00:38NOT GUILTY ASSHOLE! I WAS ONLY RUNNED TO KRABBY PATTY AND STILL THE GOLF WHITEY KRABBY PATTY IS THE MOST
00:46Boggler thief of the Krusty Krab! I DID NOT COMMIT CONFUTIMED ASSHOLES, AND BEEN MADE OUT OF THIS HORRIBLE PLACE!
00:54I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO!
00:55Well you will remain silent for this session, I ask you, do you know how much damage you
01:00have caused on Krusty Krab and you classmates at Delft Campus in the Netherlands?
01:05I JUST TOLD YOU THAT I DON'T CARE ASSHOLES, SPONGEBUD! MR. KRAMZUK SRIPPER WAS THE WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE!
01:13I'M SO HAPPY THAT I STILL LIVED! GET ME OUT OF HERE OR ELSE I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH THE
01:18WEGON!
01:19Ludwig, you saying that just proves how messed up you are?
01:22SHUT UP! SHUT THE HELL UP!
01:24WHAT YOU ARE ART ASKED! I TOLD RONS DID YOUR COMMENTARY! AND STOP BOTHERING ME, YOU
01:30ASSHOLE!
01:31ORDER IN THE COURT, LUDWIG, ENOUGH! YOU BE SILENT! WE WILL NOW BRING THE WITHINESS WHILE PINGU CAN COME
01:37UP AND SHARE HE THOUGHTS!
01:39LUDWIG, I KNOW YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND! BUT NOW YOU WERE A SNAKE! BUT STEALING KRABBY PATTY SPONGEBOB
01:46SQUARE PUNTS, THAT'S ONE OF THE WORST THINGS YOU HAVE EVER DONE!
01:50SHUT UP YOU PIG! SPONGEBOB AND THE REST OF CRUSTY KRAB DESERVED TO SHUT DOWN AND I WILL GIVE BLANKTON
01:57A SEVERED FOR VUELO! HE WAS JUST A DREAD RATE PIECE OF SHIT!
02:07THANK YOU PINGU, I CALLING UPON THE NEXT WITHINESS, RIVEN FERNANDEZ!
02:12YOU! HOW DAD YOU DESCAVE MY CASTLE! AND HOW COULD YOU THOUGHT OUT OF THE GREAT YOU BLOODY FOOL! YOU
02:17INSULTED MY BEST FRIEND YOU LITTLE RIVEN LET I SPEAK YOU ASSHOLE!
02:21LUDWIG, LET RIVEN SPEAK!
02:24THANKS YOUR HONOR, I FED UP ABOUT LUDWIG VON COOPA, BECAUSE HE KIDNAPPED ME BACK IN 2023,
02:30AND THE FATSAL BOWSER PUT ME INTO BOWSER CASTLE!
02:33YOU KNOW, I GOING TO IGNORE TO MONSTER!
02:36YOU PLEAD GUILTY!
02:38STAY AWAY FROM ME, YOU LITTLE NASTY DARK BLUE HAIR COOPALING!
02:42NO, YOU WAS CURSED TO BECOME A HORROR BEAST!
02:44I REALLY WISH I CLOUD USE MY IMPROVING BEHAVIOR, THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY, GUILTY!
02:50AFTER THIS TRIAL, I GOING TO APOLOGY TO PIGU!
02:53OKAY, YOU CAN BACK TO YOUR SEATED!
03:00I WILL CALL IN SHARON, MAKE SURE IN SENT TO THE STAND, PLEASE!
03:09LUDWIG, YOU'RE FREAKING SKUNKBAG, A MONSTER, BIG DRUNK BILLS WANNABE, AND ENTILLED KAREN'S WANNABE!
03:16WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I HEAR ON THE NEWS FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
03:20SHUT IT, PLEMIT! I'M ABOUT TO FUCKING LOSE IT!
03:23GET ME OUT OF THIS WEDDING TRANCE OR ELSE I'LL DESTROY YOU ALL!
03:27GUESS WHAT CLASSIC KALOWS WANNABE!
03:29YOU'RE GOING TO STAY AT PRISON UNTIL YOU LEARN A LESSON, FOR THE CRIME YOU COMMITTED!
03:34NO! SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ASSHOLE!
03:36YOU ARE JUST A WORKING LIVER!
03:38NOW GET ME OUT OF THIS STUPID PLACE OR YOU WILL BE DECAPITALING!
03:43ORDER ORDER ORDER ORDER ORDER ORDER!
03:45LUDWIG, YOU BETTER STOP RIGHT THERE, STAY RIGHT YOU ARE!
03:49IF THREATEN SOMEONE AT THIS COURTHOUSE ONE MORE TIME, THEN IT WILL BE HANDLED BY POLICE OFFICERS!
03:54GOOD, GOOD!
03:55THE LAST WITHINESS WILL BE FRENCH-AMERICAN WAY FROM FRANCE, WILL BE, DAKRALOR, LUCY-ANN ERCULAR'S MOTHER!
04:02MY OLDEST DAUGHTER LUCY TOLDMAN IS FADER EVERYTHING WHAT HAPPEN?
04:07LUDWIG, HOW ARE YOU STILLING ALL THE CRABBY PATTY FROM THE EPISODE OF SPANGE BAB SQUARE PANTS?
04:12YOU HAVE NOW CROSSED THE LINE, I'M SORRY IS HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS!
04:17FOR YOU TODAY, YOU BE BANISHED FROM SPANGE BAB SQUARE PANTS, AND YOU NEVER STEP TO THE BIKINY BOTTOM PERMANTALLY!
04:25IF YOU DARE STEP TO THE BIKINY BOTTOM AND STILL ALL CRUSTY CRAB, I WILL CALL THE PRINCIPAL FRANCIS ZENER
04:31ABOUT THIS WHAT YOU HAVE CAUSED!
04:33YOU HAVE NOW PERMANTALLY GUILTY FOREVER!
04:36THANK YOU DRACULA, YOU CAN BACK TO YOUR SEAT, AND I HEARD ABOUT ENOUGH!
04:40NOW THAT YOUR SUBJECTS HAVE SPOKEN OUT, THE JURY WILL DECIDE YOUR FATE HOW DO LUDWIG FOUND?
04:47WELL, I THINK LUDWIG IS ABSOLUTELY GUILTY!
04:50I AGREE, GUILTY!
04:51GUILTY!
04:52GUILTY!
04:54GUILTY!
04:54GUILTY!
04:55GUILTY!
04:55SHUT IT SHUT IT SHUT UP!
04:57ALL OF YOU!
04:58JUST SHUT IT OFF YOU ASSHOLES!
05:00ALL RIGHT, IT HAS BEEN SETTLED!
05:02THAT'S RIGHT, LUDWIG!
05:03YOU'RE GOING TO PRISON AT TORONTO SOUTH DETENTION S센TOUR!
05:06AND YOUR SENTENCE...
05:08IS...
05:09WIFE!
05:14No, no!
05:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
05:18Please! Not that! Anything but that!
05:21I'm sorry, please! Have you the mercy, Ugander!
05:24Why?
05:26That is too late, officers.
05:28Take her away.
05:36This session is now over. You may leave. Court dismissed.
05:46Damn it! I stuck here for sentence to life here at prison, Toronto? The city of Canada?
05:53Toronto South Detention Centre? So this is so bullshit, now I don't have Krabby Patty,
05:59and I'm going to be so boring. What the, Principal Allen?
06:03And Fred, what are you doing here at my cell?
06:06I got arrested for shoplifting at Daisy Store, Burns Down Oak Ridge Transit Centre,
06:12litters in class, misbehave at Nickelodeon Universe, and bails fake Marquez family out of jail.
06:18And I got arrested for allowed child abuse in my school at Springfield back in 2021 to 2022 school year.
06:25My wife filed me for a divorce, and I lost custody serenity.
06:29Oh, awful. I also got arrested for stealing Krabby Patty from the Krusty Krab.
06:34Wow, the child abuse you to a, Fred, your gang disown you, and Allen, your parents also disown you,
06:42you two still a freaking baby man and baby gorilla child, childish babies.
06:50Oh my God! That is so disgusting! Where do both poop come from?
06:55Change us! Change us! Change us! Change us! Change us! Change us! Change us!
07:00We're on 40 diapers! Diapers, Diapers, Diapers, Diapers, Diapers, Diapers, Diapers!
07:05DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
07:10NO! YOU BOTH ARE GROWING MANS! YOU BOTH NEED TO GROW UP!
07:15WE DON'T CARE! WE'RE ON DIAPERS!
07:17WA-
07:27Oh no! Not again, Alan.
07:30That's it. Get into the police car and held back to prison in Los Angeles right immediately.
07:37WE WERE ON SMARTY DIAPERS! I WANT SMARTY DIAPERS NOW!
07:41No way! Get out of Ludwig's cell right now!
07:45Goodbye, my own little brother! I will miss you!
07:48WA-
07:54And you too, Fred.
07:57NO! I WANT SMARTY DIAPERS! Change me!
08:00NOPE! I'M NOT CHANGING YOUR FILTHY NASTY PANTS THAT SMELLS GROSS!
08:04YOU BETTER GET OUT OF HERE BECAUSE I CAN'T STAND THE SMELL!
08:07OR YOU'RE WAITING! GET OUT OF HERE!
08:09NO!
08:16THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING DAY OF MY LIFE!
08:18THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING DAY OF MY LIFE!
08:19THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING DAY OF MY LIFE!
08:20THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING DAY OF MY LIFE!
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