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00:00I'm back. Alan Jones has escaped from prison. So anyways, today is behavior card day. Before we
00:06get started, I'm going to explain the card. If you get the rainbow card, it means that you are
00:11graduated forever. If you get the barney card, it means that you get a year off from school.
00:16If you get the wiggles card, you'll have nine months off. If you get a green card, you will
00:21get six months off. If you get the purple card, you will get three months off. If you get the
00:25blue
00:26card, you'll get a month off. If you get the pink card, you'll get it three weeks off. If you
00:31get
00:31the white card, nothing happens, okay? If you get the yellow card, we will just have a talk after
00:36school with me, okay? If you get the orange card, you will have detention for one hour. If you have
00:42the gray card, you get detention for three hours. If you get the dark red card, you'll get detention
00:47for six hours. If you get the brown card, you'll get detention for nine hours. If you get the dark
00:52grade card, you'll be suspended for one week. If you get the red card, you'll be suspended
00:58for a month. If you get the black card, you'll be suspended for six months. And you all better
01:03pay real attention to this card. If you get the Bass Bow Bad card, you'll be expelled
01:07and I will beat the shit out of all of you. And after I'm going to beat the shit out
01:12of
01:12you, I'm going to put your pants down and I will spank your asses with Baden to teach
01:16your lesson. So, let's get started. Yes, I got the rainbow cards. Good job, Evil Pink.
01:28You are now graduated forever. Congratulations. You can go home right now. Yes. I go to Barnibas.
01:36I'm your old student and you are the best teacher ever, Principal Alan. Just like my friends.
01:43An classic chaos gang. Especially Fred Jones. That's what I really like at the here. Evil
01:51Wiggy Kepper. You get the Barney card. You get a year off from school. Go home right now.
01:57Yeah. I got the Wiggles cards. Good job, Fred Jones, my little brother. You both have nine
02:04months off. Go home right now. Yes. I got the Blue Sky cards. That's right. 1974's Boris,
02:12you get six months off. I so proud of you abusive Kralu to teach him a lesson. Well done. Go
02:19home
02:19right now as rewards. Yay. I got the Green cards. Well done, Ash. You will get six months off.
02:27You can go home right now. Yay. I got the Purple card. That's right, Yakut, my twin brother. You now
02:49have
02:49three months off. You can go home right now. Oh yes. Me, Black Huggins, Henry Bowers, and Victor
02:56Chris got the Blue cards. Good job, Patrick, Black, Henry, and Victor. You get a month off. Go home right
03:03now. Yes. Me, Butterstock, Elusive, Sundown Glare, Dusk Shine, A Playbiz, and Bubbleberry got the pink
03:11cards. Good job, Rainbow Blitz, Butterstock, Elusive, Sundown Glare, Dusk Shine, A Playbiz, and Bubbleberry.
03:18You'll all have three weeks off. Go home right now. Well, me, Paul Leon, and Daniel Willem's got the white
03:26cards. Okay. Daniel Hartman, Paul Leon, and Daniel Willem know as my gang. It means that nothing
03:33happens. You can go have a seat. Oh no. I got the yellow cards. But I miss it, Scratch and
03:41Grounder,
03:41and I'll be the crucified. It's okay, Dr. Robotic. I know Scratch and Grounder is very good friend of
03:47yours. You're not in trouble. Just to talk after school with me, you can go back to your
03:52seat as rest. Hey, what is this? A orange card? That's right, Pink the freaking skunk bag.
04:03You get an hour of detention. Because you and Kaili's friends to teach 1974's Boris a lesson,
04:09and more. Now go to detention right now. You know what? I done this bullshit.
04:18Hey, I got something for you. What?
04:30You better get up or else I will assault you even more. Okay, okay.
04:36What? Why did we get great cards? We didn't do nothing wrong.
04:40That's right, Shelby, Shane, Ruby, Atence, Abigail, and Penelope. You six girls gets three
04:46hours detention, the one who deserves to be spin bats to assault you to teach you a lesson.
04:51Now go to detention. How dare you? Francis Haney is the best principal better than you.
04:58I hope you be arrested by Officer Nice Winternow is Nice Trip's mother. Just you wait.
05:04Hey, Ruby, if I heard words from you one more time, I gonna assault with the spin bats to teach
05:09you a lesson. What? How dare you give us the dark red cards?
05:13That's right, Daisy, Emily, Stephanie, and Lucy. You four have six hours of detention. Get out of here right now.
05:21Whatever. Hope you go back to prison in Los Angeles and moved out from America and moves to Madagascar in
05:27Africa.
05:29What? Principal Alan, you escaped prison, and did you give me and my boys the brown cards?
05:33That's right, Nice Trip, Sage, Akio, Timux, Timux, Jackson, Rocco, Gerald, and Michael. You boys deserve those cards. You all
05:43got all an hour's detention. Go to the detention now.
05:46I hope you're leaving from American because you moved to Madagascar in Africa along your parents.
05:52What? Why did me and my friend Victoria gets the dark red cards?
05:56That's right, Vanessa and Victoria. You were suspended for one week. And Victoria, you all you left is so nasty
06:02and like a witch. You and Vanessa hurt my buddy Daniel Willems' feelings.
06:07What? Daniel Willems is revenge on us behind our butts?
06:10Daniel fucking Willems. Did you seriously tell Principal Alan for what we have done to you? You better tell us
06:17the truth right now, or else I beat you up.
06:20Oh yeah, Vanessa will join me as well.
06:23Never. I will never listen to you both morons. You both brought this on yourselves.
06:28That. Is. It. You will get time out for the rest of your life. And we tell your parents.
06:35That's it. You both get seriously assaulted by spark bags to teach you both a lesson for the rest of
06:40your lives.
06:41Oh no.
07:07You both don't do it ever again. Go to the detention right now.
07:10Yes. Daniel, we really for treating on you.
07:14Yeah, please Daniel. I'm so sorry.
07:18Now get up.
07:19G-
07:26Arrrr.
07:27How dare give us a red cards. That's IT. We going to beat you up for helping you to assaulting
07:34Trip and his gang for four years ago.
07:36No. That's it Crilly, Leo, Sarah, Clementine, Gina, Daisy, Isabella, Justin and Hailey.
07:42You're all suspended for two months. All of you. Go. To. Detention. Right. Now now now now.
07:51Fuck you, Principal Allen. Fuck you.
07:55How dare you. How dare you give me and Pinker Junior black cards. Why?
08:00Because you both are the worst like a witch. You both being suspended for nine months. Go home, right?
08:05N-
08:11Hey! How dare you give me and my gang a black cards. Just like Pink Senior Pinky? Why are you
08:22doing this? Why?
08:24Because you six girls are evil witch. And Rarity, you're the one who assault Fred behind his back. So anyways,
08:31go to the principal office right now.
08:33Oh, this is not over yet, and Fred. Ooh. I will find and I will give you a good spanking.
08:40Just you wait and you see.
08:42Come on girls, let's get out of here. And just you wait Principal Allen, I will get Mr. Haney will
08:49found out about this.
08:50Hey, that's it, you six girls having good spanking. Come here right now because I will put you pants down
08:57and spank your asses. Come back here. Now. Now. Now.
09:20Well, so that's it, we got skull cards.
09:33Absolutely not.
09:34Serenity, you little ungrateful little brat.
09:37You, Bavina, Simona, Samantha, Choey, Mare, and Aurora get me.
09:42You were expelled forever.
09:44Also, before I will assault all of you, here is something for all of you.
09:48How about diapers after I do this just like Big Baby Tom, huh?
09:55Oh my god, this is so gross.
09:58I think going to bathroom to throw up.
10:01No.
10:01Simona, you are going to change me.
10:04Now change me, change me.
10:05I wanna body diapers.
10:07What in Aunt Betsy is going on here?
10:10Oh, Principal Francis, thank goodness you are here.
10:14The reason Principal Alan is give Troublemaker's rewarding card,
10:18and give us a non-troublemaker and peacemaker a bad cards.
10:22Then he assaulting Pingu, Vanessa, and Victoria.
10:25And then he pooped his pants and forcing us to change to Barney diapers.
10:29Oh my fucking god, Alan Jones.
10:32I can't believe he make a bad behavior card day by rewarding Troublemakers with their good cards,
10:37and giving back cards to non-troublemakers.
10:39And also Peacemaker, Assault Ping, Victoria and Vanessa.
10:43You know we'll never allow to violence at my school.
10:45You allowed child abuse at your school bank in Springfield, and I will never allow child abuse at my school.
10:51That's it.
10:52You were banned from campus stealth school permanently.
10:55Go home right now while I will call your parents to pick you up.
10:57Kindergarten
11:11Are you kidding me right now?
11:17What?
11:18Oh my God!
11:24Alan!
11:31How dare you make a bad behavior cardate school by rewarding troublemakers with good cards
11:36and giving bad cards to non trouble makers and peacemakers?
11:39Oh you the last year then.
11:41And your brother Fred escaped my own school.
11:44You such a evil and devil!!
11:46And you who the one is forcing a nice trip to join Vanessa Salt back in school year 2023 to
11:512024.
11:53Everyone at police in Los Angeles has disgust me.
11:56And now thanks to you, my daughter Vanessa is really painful and she need go to the hospital.
12:02And Victoria also too.
12:04Now Eva Carter is freaking out because of you.
12:07Shame on you.
12:09That's it.
12:09Your granite granite granite granite granite granite granite granite granite granite granite granite granite granite granite granite for the rest
12:17of your lives.
12:17And I hear the news that you allowed child abuse at Springfield High School back the year 2021 to 2022.
12:25You heartless principal.
12:27If you dare try and assaulting my daughters, I will call the police on you.
12:32Oh, before we moving to Madagascar in Africa tomorrow, Chef Andre Rush having words with you.
12:38Alan, I heard from Officer Ernie Swenter said that you are moving to Madagascar in Africa along with parents.
12:45From Monday 1 of June 2026, we going to pick you up.
12:50Because you are not going to Paris, but at United States Merchant Marine Academy at Kings Point near New York
12:56City.
12:57That's right.
12:58You're going back to the summer military food school again.
13:01Damn it.
13:05No.
13:09No.
13:10Not again.
13:11I hate summer military food school.
13:13Please don't take me there.
13:15I'm so sorry.
13:22Shut up.
13:23Big baby Tom wannabe.
13:25You really brought this on yourself this time.
13:28Go upstairs to your room right now.
13:30No.
13:32We don't want to go to the summer military food school.
13:38I'm out of the town.

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