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00:00:12I'm going to go straight to the championship today.
00:00:18Ted Vincent, top star of the entire college league.
00:00:22If he finishes strong tonight, he is heading straight for the head of town.
00:00:30Hurry up!
00:00:31Just taking out!
00:00:44Oh, fuck!
00:00:47Fuck your leg!
00:00:53Just wait, okay?
00:00:55It's gonna heal, alright?
00:00:56Look, look, I swear, I can still walk up, okay?
00:01:05I'm sorry, Ted. We can't sign a player with a broken leg.
00:01:09I'm very sorry.
00:01:11No, no, I'm not doing that, hey!
00:01:16Such a waste.
00:01:17He could have gone pro, maybe even all-star level.
00:01:21No demon's gonna want him now.
00:01:23He's not gonna recover from this.
00:01:25I swear.
00:01:26Please!
00:01:28I was born to be a champion!
00:01:31I'm still a champion!
00:01:37Fuck.
00:01:38Coach Weston's phone is still off.
00:01:42Man, what the hell are we gonna do without a head coach?
00:01:44Where do we know the plays we gonna run?
00:01:50They won't run my plays.
00:01:55All right, boys.
00:01:56I need you to listen up good, okay?
00:01:58They don't fucking respect us out there, alright?
00:02:08You can go right up here.
00:02:09Right up here, boys.
00:02:10We got this.
00:02:11You gotta believe in yourselves, okay?
00:02:13All right, boys.
00:02:14Bring it in!
00:02:14Come on!
00:02:15Bring it in!
00:02:16One, two, three!
00:02:19Let's go!
00:02:20Let's go!
00:02:21Come on!
00:02:3642-15.
00:02:37We, the Eagles, destroy the Knights and take the win.
00:02:41That's what I'm talking about!
00:02:42That's what!
00:02:43Yes!
00:02:48We just got beat by an assistant coach.
00:02:51Yes!
00:02:53These plays are brilliant.
00:02:56I need him on my team.
00:03:02Boss?
00:03:03Nice work out there today.
00:03:05I've decided to give you a raise.
00:03:08Thank you, sir.
00:03:12Two grand a month.
00:03:13I can finally pay my bills.
00:03:16I gotta tell my wife.
00:03:23Babe!
00:03:25I've got great news.
00:03:35Wait, this is Wes's jacket.
00:03:38And his whistle?
00:03:40Oh!
00:03:41Oh!
00:03:43Oh!
00:03:44Oh!
00:03:47What the hell are you doing?
00:03:53What the hell are you doing?
00:03:58Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:04:03West!
00:04:04You bastard!
00:04:05I win the game for you today and you're here screwing my wife!
00:04:08West!
00:04:09Are you okay?
00:04:10Ted!
00:04:11What's wrong with you?
00:04:14I'm working my ass off and you're here cheating, doing drugs and screwing someone in my house and you're asking
00:04:21me what's wrong?
00:04:22Don't you think that I cheated for fun?
00:04:25It's because you're a loser!
00:04:2832 years old and you can't even pay the damn bills?
00:04:31My friends all live in mansions and drive fancy cars and I'm stuck with a loser like you?
00:04:35I got a raise.
00:04:37I came here to tell you, we don't have to worry about the bills anymore.
00:04:41A raise?
00:04:43You're an assistant coach.
00:04:45What could you possibly make, three grand?
00:04:47Two, actually.
00:04:51Tell me Ted, when am I supposed to get my mansion and my fancy car on that salary?
00:04:56Emma, I was gonna make it happen.
00:04:58We're never gonna make it happen.
00:05:01You're fired.
00:05:02What?
00:05:04No, you can't do this.
00:05:06I won the game for you today.
00:05:08If it wasn't for me, the team wouldn't even be here.
00:05:12I'm the head coach.
00:05:14A busted leg loser like you deserves nothing but to be crushed under someone like me.
00:05:21West Wright, your whole month's salary couldn't buy one of his belts.
00:05:25Thinking you could give me a rich life?
00:05:27Keep dreaming.
00:05:33Divorce agreement?
00:05:36You already had this ready?
00:05:38Well, now that you caught us, what's the point in hiding it?
00:05:40It's signed.
00:05:42Come on, babe. Let's go.
00:05:49Who's calling this trash? Don't tell me it's some telemarketer.
00:05:53All you should be worried about is unemployment insurance.
00:06:05Fuck off.
00:06:1325,000 passing yards. Front runner for the Heisman. Are you really gonna end your career as an assistant coach?
00:06:19Is that what you want your legacy to be?
00:06:20Who is this?
00:06:22Mr. Vincent, this is Grace Taylor, owner of the Knights. I'd like to offer you the position of head coach.
00:06:29Annual salary is a million dollars. How's that?
00:06:38You're not screwing with me, are you?
00:06:40Mr. Vincent, I'm dead serious. As long as you're willing to join us and give us your loyalty, salary's not
00:06:46a problem.
00:06:47Yes, yes. I'll take the position. Besides, the Eagles, they just fired me.
00:06:53That's the dumbest thing they've ever done. Don't worry, Mr. Vincent. My team is going to treat you with the
00:06:59respect you deserve.
00:07:01Thanks so much.
00:07:02Great. Looking forward to it.
00:07:07Ted Vincent is joining us as head coach.
00:07:09And?
00:07:10I am adding him to our player roster. Just in case.
00:07:14Wait, wait, wait. Why are you registering him as a player? Isn't he supposed to be our new head coach?
00:07:20Plus, esta viejo.
00:07:22Hey, do you remember about ten years ago, there was a college quarterback? He was phenomenal.
00:07:27All-American. His name was Ted.
00:07:29Of course. He broke his leg during the championship. If that hadn't happened, he would have been a superstar right
00:07:35now.
00:07:37Ya va, marica.
00:07:38You're saying he's that Ted? Si, marica.
00:07:42I've already had him checked out thoroughly. And with him on our side, we're definitely winning the championship.
00:07:52Boo!
00:07:56Hey, buddy. You know what NFL stands for? Not for long. That's how long you'll be coaching.
00:08:01Three close games in a row? Really? This is the worst team in the division. There's no reason for it
00:08:07to be this close. Boo!
00:08:09Oh, fuck your cousin! You fucking poor fuck!
00:08:14What the hell happened?
00:08:15You lost to a third-rate team? You were winning so easy before.
00:08:20They must have studied our plays. Every route was locked down.
00:08:25We won't lose again.
00:08:27When Ted was here, he always changed our plays on the side. We never struggled like this.
00:08:32If you were here today, we wouldn't have lost.
00:08:34Shut the fuck up, James!
00:08:37Ted?
00:08:38You mean that assistant that led us to victory last time?
00:08:44Boss, the guy's a total loser.
00:08:46Every play he ran, he got from me.
00:08:49The only reason he won last game is because I gave him the plan in advance.
00:08:53So that's how he pulled it off?
00:08:55Damn, acting like all them plays were his ideas?
00:08:57Fuck!
00:08:58Exactly, exactly!
00:09:01That's why I fired him.
00:09:03Well, if he's that useless, good riddance.
00:09:07Don't you listen to me, Wes.
00:09:11If you lose to a bunch of pussies like that again, I will fucking destroy you.
00:09:15You understand me?
00:09:16Yes, sir.
00:09:18Don't fuck with me, sir.
00:09:21Damn it!
00:09:22The only reason we ever won was because we followed Ted's game plan.
00:09:26I never should have fired him in the heat of the moment.
00:09:34This...
00:09:37This is Ted's playbook.
00:09:43We're saved.
00:09:48Hey, hey!
00:09:49Why aren't you running the plays I called?
00:09:52Look, it's three to fifteen at half, okay?
00:09:56You scored three points.
00:09:57You're a washed-up assistant.
00:09:59Dumped by his wife.
00:10:02What gives you the right to even coach us?
00:10:04Hey!
00:10:10Scott, if you wanna win this game, you will run my plays.
00:10:14Period.
00:10:15Your plays are trash!
00:10:18Hey, then.
00:10:20You're benched.
00:10:21Next man up!
00:10:22Wait, what?
00:10:24Seriously?
00:10:25You're benching me!
00:10:27Look, you may be the best player on our team, but I don't need a player who can't follow orders.
00:10:32You are done here.
00:10:34Your plays are horseshit!
00:10:36Okay, no one can make a perfect forty-yard throw like that!
00:10:39It's impossible!
00:10:40You're not fit to be the head coach!
00:10:43Or an assistant coach!
00:10:57Is that hard?
00:11:12Yeah!
00:11:15Holy shit!
00:11:20That last throw was almost 90 yards and he nailed it.
00:11:23Come on, nobody's that good.
00:11:24Who the hell is this guy?
00:11:26Guys, I got a whole book of plays, okay?
00:11:29And look, I know a bunch of you guys don't trust me, but I promise you.
00:11:32If you follow my plays, we will win this game.
00:11:36I mean, we're already getting our asses kicked.
00:11:38Might as well try it.
00:11:40No way we're coming back.
00:11:41And if we lose, we'll show you're not fit to be our coach.
00:11:51Touchdown!
00:11:53That fast?
00:11:55Wait, is this playbook actually working?
00:11:59Touchdown!
00:11:59Yeah!
00:12:04Lookin' like an offensive stick!
00:12:07That's the game!
00:12:09Knights take the win!
00:12:10Let's go!
00:12:13Win like this?
00:12:14We never even dreamed of!
00:12:16If I was in this place, we actually crushed it.
00:12:18Where is this guy anyway?
00:12:19Let's do it.
00:12:20Let's keep this fucking game.
00:12:22Yeah!
00:12:29Woo!
00:12:38Welcome to the team, coach.
00:12:44Go Knights!
00:12:50The Knights have done the impossible,
00:12:53rising all the way from the bottom of the league to the Final Four
00:12:56under head coach Ted Vincent.
00:12:58Meanwhile, the Eagles, once a top contender for the championship,
00:13:02have suffered four straight losses.
00:13:04Losers, go home! You're as damned as straight!
00:13:07Get off the field!
00:13:09Idiots!
00:13:10You can't even win against the worst teams in the league!
00:13:17And you!
00:13:19If your plays get worse every damn game,
00:13:21how are we supposed to win a title like that?
00:13:23Why is it that the moment I stopped using Ted's plays,
00:13:26nothing works anymore?
00:13:28Boss, we just got careless the last few games.
00:13:31Don't worry.
00:13:33We're going to crush them next game.
00:13:34Oh, right.
00:13:35Next game, the semi-finals against the Knights!
00:13:39You lose that,
00:13:41every fucking one of you is fired.
00:13:43So we already got something real quick,
00:13:45Coach Ted!
00:13:47Wait a second,
00:13:48isn't that our former assistant coach?
00:13:53How the hell did he get to be head coach of the Knights?
00:13:57The Knights used to be the bottom of the league,
00:13:59now they're on a winning streak,
00:14:00made it all the way to the semi-finals.
00:14:02Looks like Ted's the reason.
00:14:04When he was around,
00:14:05we never struggled this much to win.
00:14:07For someone that fumbles as much as you, James,
00:14:09you have a pretty tight grip on Ted's dick!
00:14:12Those wins had nothing to do with him!
00:14:13He got a few tricks for me,
00:14:15now he thinks he's some genius fucking coach.
00:14:18Coach, please.
00:14:19Beating him will be easy.
00:14:22If you can't even win against that loser,
00:14:26every swinging dick here
00:14:28can pack their bags.
00:14:34Coach, maybe we should bring Ted back.
00:14:36With him around,
00:14:37we might actually win the championship.
00:14:41Is that what you all want?
00:14:43Yeah.
00:14:44You all want Ted back?
00:14:45Yeah, he won't win one fucking big orgy with fucking Ted!
00:14:51Okay.
00:14:52Since you want your boyfriend back,
00:14:54guess I can't risk him leaking my playbook.
00:14:58Fine.
00:14:59I'll bring him back.
00:15:05Mr. Vincent,
00:15:06you're about to face the Eagles.
00:15:08Do you really think the Knights can win?
00:15:12You know, I, uh,
00:15:14believe in my team.
00:15:16As long as you stick to my game plan,
00:15:18the Eagles do not stand a chance.
00:15:20But, from what I've heard,
00:15:22you're just a fired assistant coach.
00:15:25What makes you so confident?
00:15:27Confident in what?
00:15:30His own delusions.
00:15:31The Eagles.
00:15:31This guy's a clown.
00:15:33Who loves to talk big.
00:15:39What are you doing here?
00:15:41I'm here to give you a chance, Ted.
00:15:42Come back to the Eagles.
00:15:44All you have to do is,
00:15:45apologize.
00:15:47Right here.
00:15:48In front of everyone.
00:15:49And maybe,
00:15:50I'll let you crawl back and be my assistant coach.
00:15:53Who the hell do you think you are?
00:15:55You want our head coach to apologize to you?
00:15:58Huh?
00:15:59Wes is the head coach of the Eagles.
00:16:02Ted is just a fired loser.
00:16:04Giving him his job again would be charity.
00:16:07He should be thanking us.
00:16:10I'm not going back.
00:16:12Don't tell me you actually think you can win on your own.
00:16:16Guys like you,
00:16:17born at the bottom,
00:16:18don't get to be champions.
00:16:19Ever.
00:16:20He's right.
00:16:22Trash,
00:16:23like you,
00:16:24belongs on a trash team.
00:16:26Come on.
00:16:33What is this?
00:16:37Still chasing dreams in your thirties?
00:16:41Football is a rich man's game.
00:16:44One of our players could buy your whole damn team.
00:16:47You'll never beat us.
00:16:56I'll say it one last time.
00:16:59I'll never join the Eagles.
00:17:01Oh, right.
00:17:02You're doing this for the Rays.
00:17:03Right?
00:17:04Fine.
00:17:05About 500 more a month.
00:17:07That's what you want, right?
00:17:09You should take it, Ted.
00:17:11With that 500,
00:17:11maybe you could finally pay your damn utility bills.
00:17:16500?
00:17:18Is that all you've got?
00:17:20Pathetic.
00:17:27Mr. Vincent?
00:17:30Here's your bonus for leading the Knights to victory.
00:17:33Three million dollars.
00:17:46No way.
00:17:47This bonus is three million?
00:17:50My loser ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire?
00:17:53That's gonna be fake.
00:17:54You two are putting on a show for us.
00:17:59So the Eagles want to bring back a fired coach?
00:18:03Let me guess.
00:18:05Your team's performance sucked.
00:18:08You fumbled all the tactics and now you want Ted to come and save your ass, right?
00:18:12Bullshit.
00:18:13You only got a few tricks from me.
00:18:17Only a shit team like yours would treat him like he's some kind of genius.
00:18:21Judging by your recent record, looks like our shit team could wipe the floor with you.
00:18:27With ease, bitch.
00:18:31Just wait until when I beat you.
00:18:36Even if you come crawling back, I'll slam the door on your face.
00:18:40Hey.
00:18:42The Knights will never lose to you.
00:18:53The Knights, who once sat dead last in the league,
00:18:56have made a miracle run all the way to the semifinals.
00:18:59But today, they face the powerhouse Eagles.
00:19:03Will this be the end of their story?
00:19:05Let's stay tuned for a fantastic game to come.
00:19:08Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights.
00:19:13Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights.
00:19:14Come on, take your knee.
00:19:15Take your knee.
00:19:15Listen up.
00:19:16I know that team over there is strong, alright?
00:19:19No one expects us to win.
00:19:21Now, I promise you, this team will go down if we run my plays.
00:19:27We will walk out of here with a win.
00:19:29I can promise you that.
00:19:31Yes, sir.
00:19:32Coach, we trust you completely.
00:19:35Alright, fellas, let's go get this win.
00:19:37Alright, boys, bring it in.
00:19:38Hands in the middle.
00:19:39Mark, this one's on you.
00:19:41Alright, win on three, win on me.
00:19:42One, two, three, win!
00:19:43Let's go, boys!
00:19:45Let's go!
00:19:49Ted, I know you're gonna work miracles for me.
00:19:53Your beer is just not suitable for a game of this caliber.
00:19:57It's for poor people.
00:19:58People of class.
00:20:00Like her.
00:20:02Like us.
00:20:03Need whiskey or wine.
00:20:06Wes, how come for you in this game?
00:20:08I got a bowl of money riding on this, son.
00:20:10I need a win.
00:20:11Relax.
00:20:13This is a sure win.
00:20:15Make sure you get your money.
00:20:16Their team's combined worth is $30 million.
00:20:19This guy right here?
00:20:21$40 million.
00:20:22How are they supposed to compete with that?
00:20:24Well, as you know, I don't give a fuck about football.
00:20:29But I do care about winning.
00:20:31I'm counting on you to get this across the line.
00:20:34Two victory.
00:20:37Still been way too soon, coach.
00:20:40Get him!
00:20:44Blocked up!
00:20:45Come on, block!
00:20:45Push through!
00:20:47Blocked!
00:20:48Here we go!
00:20:49Good, good!
00:20:55Push through!
00:20:57Right from the start, the Knights are off to a blazing start.
00:21:01Scott drives it home for the first touchdown.
00:21:04What the fuck is happening?
00:21:08The Knights tactics are clearly working.
00:21:11The Eagles haven't scored a single point in the first half.
00:21:14Would they be pulling off the miracle today?
00:21:16They're a bunch of third-rate players with bargain bin salaries.
00:21:19Why the fuck are they good all of a sudden?
00:21:21You fucking idiot.
00:21:22I thought you said this would be no problem.
00:21:24What the fuck am I paying you for?
00:21:26It's gotta be a fluke.
00:21:27It's gotta be Ted.
00:21:28He was my assistant.
00:21:29He knows all my fucking plays.
00:21:30But what are you gonna do about it?
00:21:32I have a plan to turn this around.
00:21:36Trust me.
00:21:37You better not be bullshitting me.
00:21:38I swear to God that if I can't lead this team to victory, I'll resign.
00:21:46This is your last chance, son.
00:21:48Last chance.
00:21:49Am I clear?
00:21:50Don't fuck it up.
00:21:52Shit.
00:21:53Looks like I've got no choice.
00:21:55Kent!
00:21:57What's up, coach?
00:21:58That broke-ass team's only got one star player?
00:22:02Quarterback.
00:22:03Take them out.
00:22:05They can't win this game.
00:22:07Okay.
00:22:08Go!
00:22:21Matthew finished our game now!
00:22:24Why?!
00:22:25It's broken!
00:22:26Oh, come on!
00:22:29The Knights' score stands.
00:22:32But the injured player looks like he cannot continue.
00:22:35Let's hope for a speedy recovery.
00:22:36What are we doing?
00:22:37That's rough in the past!
00:22:38That's a 15-yard penalty, you idiot!
00:22:40Don't make me kick you out of the game, coach.
00:22:47This is my house, Lloyd!
00:22:48Can't run this field, boy!
00:22:50Hey!
00:22:57Oh, you motherfucker!
00:22:58Hey, hey!
00:22:59Listen to me!
00:23:00Hey!
00:23:01Are you blind?
00:23:02Bitch!
00:23:02Bitch!
00:23:03Bitch!
00:23:04Bitch!
00:23:04Bitch!
00:23:05Bitch!
00:23:05Coach, don't question me.
00:23:07You want to keep coaching?
00:23:08Get back to your sideline now!
00:23:10Yeah.
00:23:11You son of a bitch.
00:23:12How much are you paying these refs?
00:23:14Who cares?
00:23:16Your only star player is out.
00:23:18You have no chance of winning this game today.
00:23:23I have cash to burn!
00:23:25Nobody can touch me.
00:23:27Ted, I have to sideline now.
00:23:31Good job.
00:23:31Got your cash later, by the way.
00:23:36You're talented.
00:23:38Big fucking deal.
00:23:39One word from me, Henry gets you fired for leaking my place.
00:23:44The world belongs to people like us.
00:23:47Nice little sweater, by the way.
00:23:48Well, look.
00:23:50Call you back.
00:23:51I think she's calling you.
00:23:54Oh!
00:23:59Yay!
00:24:00Let's go!
00:24:01Let's go!
00:24:02Let's go!
00:24:03Let's go!
00:24:03Let's go!
00:24:03Let's go!
00:24:04Let's go!
00:24:04Fight! Fight! Fight!
00:24:06The Eagles have taken the lead strictly, and there's only 10 minutes left on the clock.
00:24:12Looks as though the Knights might not pull off a miracle today.
00:24:16Three of our key players are out.
00:24:18If this keeps up, we're finished.
00:24:20Look, Wes obviously bribed the refs.
00:24:22Unless we can find someone who's good enough to dodge hits and score, we're done for.
00:24:27Come on, Coach.
00:24:27Somebody like that is top tier, at least.
00:24:29We're in the middle of a damn game.
00:24:31How are we supposed to find someone like that?
00:24:40All right, Ted.
00:24:41Warm up.
00:24:44Only you can save the Knights for me.
00:24:50Hold on, wait.
00:24:50Boss.
00:24:51What do you mean, warm up?
00:24:54Ted, I did my research.
00:24:55You used to be a star.
00:24:57If it weren't for that accent, you'd be in the Hall of Fame by now.
00:25:01I need you to warm up.
00:25:02Ted.
00:25:04Ted.
00:25:04Ted Vincent.
00:25:05The same guy that immediately used to call the best player in NCAA?
00:25:08No way.
00:25:09You were my head coach?
00:25:15Grace, I'm the head coach.
00:25:16I can't just go out there and be a player.
00:25:18Actually, you can.
00:25:20I registered you as a player before we started.
00:25:24You're officially on the roster.
00:25:27You want to warm up?
00:25:36My legs healed, but I haven't played in so long.
00:25:41Can I really do this?
00:25:43Hey.
00:25:44You want that Super Bowl ring or not?
00:25:47Huh?
00:25:48You got this.
00:25:52Now, I'll take a championship that belongs to me.
00:26:01Maybe...
00:26:01Maybe this is my last shot to step on that field as a player.
00:26:14The past injuries are behind me.
00:26:17They won't stop me now.
00:26:27Ahh.
00:26:29Alright.
00:26:31Looks crush them.
00:26:32Yeah!
00:26:33You get yo hadlo.
00:26:39You get yo hadlo.
00:26:47Mooooohhh!
00:26:50How wants to self sera?
00:26:52I got to got a player out of it.
00:26:54How did you actually restart your playing game?
00:26:54All right.
00:26:55I got a player out of it.
00:26:55I got a player out of it.
00:26:55Mom, I honor wall, he wants to be started to be called USA.
00:27:15What is going on?
00:27:17Am I dreaming or am I looking at head coach Ted Vincent?
00:27:20No one out there warming up mid-half time.
00:27:23It must be raining cats and dogs because I feel like barking.
00:27:28Ted, you're that leg broken loser.
00:27:30Don't tell me you're actually thinking of getting in the game.
00:27:33You got that right.
00:27:36You're in your thirties, man. What good is that going to do?
00:27:38My team's valued at over a billion dollars.
00:27:40You're just a worthless cripple.
00:27:43A billion dollars, huh?
00:27:44The deal. I can single-handedly steamroll your entire team.
00:27:49Your boss is out of her mind if she thinks you're going to score a single point.
00:27:53And what if I score?
00:27:54What if you score?
00:27:56Look, let's make it better.
00:27:58You score one point, you can slap me in the face one time.
00:28:01And when you don't, I get to slap the shit out of you.
00:28:04I need some ice ready.
00:28:06You're facing me later.
00:28:13The game's almost lost and he's still talking to me.
00:28:16I'm going to turn his face into Bajor.
00:28:19Let's go.
00:28:22You ready?
00:28:32Let's do this.
00:28:39Let's go.
00:28:42Let's go.
00:29:00Let's go.
00:29:01He threw that way too far. No one's catching that. He don't even know how to play.
00:29:05He's scared stiff. You scared him so bad, he would not have to play.
00:29:10Yeah, I got him. I got him stiff.
00:29:20Stop!
00:29:27Holy guacamole, the Knights quarterback is scrambling out into the open field?
00:29:32I must have ate something weird for breakfast today because I feel like I am tripping, ladies and gentlemen.
00:29:37A scrambling quarterback? Has he lost his mind?
00:29:39Boss, thank God I fired this guy because he would have wrecked our entire team.
00:30:01What a wild play!
00:30:03Nobody even came close to catching 10 Vincent and he makes a score.
00:30:21Best day on Knights!
00:30:25He just caught the pass and threw himself.
00:30:27Yes! Yes!
00:30:29I knew I picked it right back.
00:30:32I thought you said he was a worthless cripple.
00:30:34Hang on. It was a fluke.
00:30:37He threw it way too far and then he got lucky.
00:30:39Look at the score.
00:30:40He can't possibly come back.
00:30:42Exactly.
00:30:43I know him.
00:30:44He's a washed up midlife loser.
00:30:46There's no way he's scoring again.
00:30:48Maybe he's just getting lucky.
00:30:51No!
00:30:52Not again.
00:30:53I can't let him score again.
00:30:55I'm not going to be slapped in front of him.
00:30:57Coop!
00:30:59From now on,
00:31:01lock onto him.
00:31:03If you can't stop him, take him out.
00:31:08It's too late, Ted.
00:31:10Today, your leg breaks again.
00:31:14Ted, watch out!
00:31:26Ted scores again!
00:31:28Oh my gosh!
00:31:29Ted just slipped right through that tap like it was nothing.
00:31:33Ted Vincent is looking like a superhero!
00:31:36He just cut through our entire defense!
00:31:38God!
00:31:39He's worth at least a hundred million on the open market.
00:31:41What?
00:31:42A hundred million?
00:31:44At least.
00:31:46You called him a washed up nobody.
00:31:48You got a star on the team and you cut him.
00:31:50I don't know how he's doing this.
00:31:51He was a scrub that we had doing odd jobs.
00:31:53I-I-I-I don't-
00:31:54He's not supposed to be good.
00:31:56You idiot!
00:31:57You let this talent walk?
00:31:58Wes must go!
00:32:02Brood!
00:32:03This mess is on you, Wes!
00:32:05I should never listen to you!
00:32:07There's no way I can lose this game.
00:32:09If we lose, I'm out.
00:32:11I can't afford to lose everything!
00:32:13Garcia!
00:32:25I saw you like this, Ted.
00:32:30The Knights on offense now!
00:32:32My God!
00:32:33He just sent the defense flying!
00:32:35That man just was thrown two feet in the air!
00:32:38That is unreal!
00:32:39They look unstoppable!
00:32:42Hey!
00:32:43Hey!
00:32:43Timeout!
00:32:44Timeout!
00:32:49What the hell is going on with him, man?
00:32:51Your intensity just went through the roof.
00:32:56I don't know what's going on.
00:32:59Hey!
00:33:00Ref!
00:33:00I want to file a complaint.
00:33:02These guys are using steroids and I want to file an immediate investigation.
00:33:05Oh, come on!
00:33:07You can't just accuse me of cheating with steroids because I'm winning.
00:33:11What kind of slander is that?
00:33:12You call that slander?
00:33:13Look around, idiot!
00:33:15Everyone's drained and your guys are turning into monsters, alright?
00:33:19Don't play stupid with me.
00:33:21So what if I did?
00:33:23I have every official in my back pocket.
00:33:25Go, go, go, go!
00:33:26Check for yourself.
00:33:27You'll find nothing.
00:33:31You really think games like this are one on the field?
00:33:34Please!
00:33:36Every game like this is run behind the rich behind the scenes.
00:33:40You broke losers never even had a chance.
00:33:43Smart girl.
00:33:44Give me a kiss.
00:33:49You see, Ted, you could break your back your whole life trying to start a family, but Emma does not
00:33:54care.
00:33:54I can treat her however I want.
00:33:56And she'll never leave me.
00:33:58I have money.
00:34:00She's trash.
00:34:02And I couldn't care less about her.
00:34:04But this game?
00:34:06I will win.
00:34:10The game continues.
00:34:13Eagles are back on the field.
00:34:18Oh, my goodness.
00:34:20Ted just intercepted that pass.
00:34:22He can't even beat an injured 32-year-old man.
00:34:25After this game, you're out.
00:34:27Don't panic, sir.
00:34:30I won't win.
00:34:31Stop him!
00:34:33Stop him!
00:34:42I can't believe it.
00:34:44Ted with the interception.
00:34:45And he scores!
00:34:47Ladies and gentlemen, this is unreal.
00:34:49Is he really 32?
00:34:51This is possible.
00:34:53Even juiced up he can't stop Ted.
00:34:55Because of you, we lost the top player.
00:34:57After this game, I don't care what it takes.
00:35:01You bring Ted back to me.
00:35:02You understand?
00:35:05Yes.
00:35:19Unbelievable.
00:35:20The Knights have tied it up in the final quarter.
00:35:22Can they pull off another lyrical?
00:35:24Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted!
00:35:27Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted!
00:35:34Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted!
00:35:38Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted!
00:35:43Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted!
00:35:43Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted!
00:35:45Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted
00:35:56Drag this in overtime and then we'll crush him in.
00:36:12Hail Mary!
00:36:13My God!
00:36:14Ted just pulled off a game winning!
00:36:17Hail Mary!
00:36:24Let's give it up for the nice winner of the game and heading straight to the championship!
00:36:30Yes!
00:36:31Yes!
00:36:32We did it!
00:36:38Thank you, Ted.
00:36:40We could not have done this without you.
00:36:43Still what needed to be done.
00:36:45Yeah!
00:36:50If you hadn't have fired Ted, we'd be the one celebrating right now!
00:36:54Come on!
00:36:55I know, Ted.
00:36:56He probably just got lucky.
00:36:57Shut your fucking mouth!
00:37:00You go apologize to Ted and bring him back to the Eagles!
00:37:04Yes, sir.
00:37:05Alright!
00:37:05Marika, ganamos!
00:37:07See Marika!
00:37:13What are you doing here?
00:37:15I'm here to see Ted.
00:37:16Ted!
00:37:18I want you back on the Eagles.
00:37:24What are you waiting for?
00:37:26Apologize to Ted.
00:37:27Now!
00:37:30I'm sorry, Ted.
00:37:32I shouldn't have fired you.
00:37:35Sorry? Now you're sorry?
00:37:37Don't you think it's a little too late for that short stuff?
00:37:41What do you say, Ted?
00:37:42Come back to the Eagles.
00:37:43I'll make you head coach.
00:37:45Give you $100,000 a month.
00:37:46Plus bonuses.
00:37:47$2 million a year.
00:37:48Minimum.
00:37:49What?
00:37:50$2 million a year?
00:37:51My useless ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire.
00:37:55Seriously?
00:37:56Uh, boss.
00:37:58What about me?
00:38:00Shut the fuck up!
00:38:02You'll stay on as Ted's assistant.
00:38:05Maybe clean up after practice while you're at it.
00:38:08Ted!
00:38:10I was just testing you before, but now that you've proven yourself, let's get back together, okay?
00:38:18Back together.
00:38:20Ted, deep down, I have always loved you.
00:38:25And you still love me, right?
00:38:31Back when you betrayed me, you never said anything about love.
00:38:37When you humiliated me with another man, you never said a thing about love.
00:38:45And now, you want to talk about love.
00:38:51Ted, that was all just a misunderstanding, okay?
00:38:54Let's go home and talk.
00:38:55Just the two of us.
00:38:57Ted's not going anywhere with you.
00:39:00He has better options now.
00:39:04Better options.
00:39:06You're just the owner of some trash team.
00:39:09Without Ted, it would still be at the bottom of the league.
00:39:12You really think you could call yourself the better option?
00:39:17What if I'm not just the owner of the team?
00:39:23Ted, there's something you didn't know about me.
00:39:27I'm actually the sole heir to the Taylor family.
00:39:33The Taylor family, the richest family in the world.
00:39:37The trillionaires, who have more money than some countries.
00:39:44That's right.
00:39:46So tell me, don't you think I'm the better option now?
00:39:51You just want Ted for his money.
00:39:54What makes you think you have the right to come crawling back?
00:39:57You bitch!
00:39:59And you'll pay for this!
00:40:07Ted, come back to the Eagles, I'll give you whatever you want.
00:40:09Name your prize.
00:40:11Appreciate the offer, Henry, but...
00:40:13I'm happy with the Knights.
00:40:16I think I'm going to stick around here a while.
00:40:19You sure, son?
00:40:21Don't you want to test yourself on a bigger stage?
00:40:27I've already proven myself with this win with the Knights.
00:40:31I'm going to prove myself to anyone anymore.
00:40:34Dammit, this is your fault!
00:40:36You lost me a top-tier player!
00:40:38You know what? You're done with the Eagles!
00:40:40Pack your shit and get the fuck out!
00:40:45Sir, sir?
00:40:46Please don't fire me!
00:40:49Ted, I owe you a real upon.
00:40:53Just come back to the Eagles.
00:40:54I lost our bet.
00:40:55Fair and spare.
00:40:56So you can hit me.
00:40:57If you want.
00:40:59We'll just call even.
00:41:01After, just come back.
00:41:02Come back to the Eagles.
00:41:04Come on!
00:41:06Hit me!
00:41:08Fucking hit me, Ted!
00:41:09I know you want to, I know you want to.
00:41:11I know how much you fucking hit me, Ted!
00:41:13You saw me fucking your wife, remember that?
00:41:15Fucking hit me!
00:41:38I will never forgive you.
00:41:42I will never join the Eagles.
00:41:45Figure out your own mess first.
00:41:48Coach West!
00:41:50We have received reports that you help bribe referees and use the legal performance enhancers.
00:41:54Your coaching license is hereby revoked.
00:41:56You're banned from the NFL.
00:41:58For life.
00:41:59Please come with us.
00:42:00What?
00:42:01This...
00:42:02Ted!
00:42:02You gotta talk to him.
00:42:04If I can't coach, I'll starve.
00:42:06Illegals?
00:42:06I don't even...
00:42:07Please!
00:42:08Please!
00:42:08I'll do anything you want.
00:42:09I'll do anything.
00:42:10People like you are a disgrace to the NFL.
00:42:18Wait!
00:42:21You're gonna fucking pay for this.
00:42:23You're gonna fucking pay for this, Ted!
00:42:26I'm Alan David Patrick West, goddammit!
00:42:32Hey, I heard you don't really have a place to stay after the divorce.
00:42:38Um, I was thinking, maybe, if you wanted, you could stay with me.
00:42:46For a while.
00:42:49It's up to you.
00:42:50Alright.
00:42:52I mean, it's closer to the field anyways, right?
00:42:56Exactly.
00:42:57It's way closer to the field.
00:43:05When they find out how you're treating the best coach in the fucking league.
00:43:08Sir, sir, sir, sir!
00:43:09Please, please, please, please, please, please!
00:43:10I'm begging you, please.
00:43:11Let him go.
00:43:13Fuck off me.
00:43:16This is all your fault!
00:43:18If what, do I still have one hell of a coach?
00:43:20Sir, do you really think he won that game on skill holding?
00:43:24What are you getting at?
00:43:26Ted was my assistant. He knows my whole playbook.
00:43:28How else could he have beaten me?
00:43:29That bastard.
00:43:31No wonder he turned down my office.
00:43:37Sir?
00:43:38You still own the Giants.
00:43:40They're headed to the Super Bowl.
00:43:41If you give me another shot, I'll demolish him.
00:43:47And if you lose?
00:43:49Scrub the stadium toilets for the rest of my life.
00:43:55I'll talk to the commissioner about West.
00:43:58Are you seriously trying to bribe me after what he did?
00:44:00We're taking him out.
00:44:01I'm unofficial of this league and I take it very responsibly.
00:44:04I'm not just going to sit around here and let people thank you so much.
00:44:06I hope you have a good day.
00:44:09Seems like a signing bonus for the...
00:44:12You're lucky you don't get fired.
00:44:14That's fair.
00:44:15I'm bringing you to the Giants as an assistant.
00:44:17Don't worry, sir.
00:44:19He's gonna regret everything he's ever done.
00:44:21Yeah, he damn well better.
00:44:36This is my house.
00:44:37And I have spare bedroom, so feel free to choose whichever you like.
00:44:42It's usually just me.
00:44:44Alright.
00:44:44Here's the kitchen.
00:44:56And here's the couch.
00:44:58You should come sit.
00:45:00Alright, thanks.
00:45:05I'm gonna go shower now.
00:45:08Alright, thanks.
00:45:10Casa es su casa.
00:45:13Okay, I'm gonna go now.
00:45:18See you next time.
00:45:32Hello, hello, hello, hello.
00:45:40Ow!
00:45:41What's up?
00:45:42Hey, you okay?
00:45:44I just pulled something.
00:45:46Okay.
00:45:49Okay, okay.
00:45:51Oh my god.
00:45:52Okay.
00:45:53Uh huh.
00:45:55Hey.
00:45:56You probably strained it, okay?
00:45:58Just sit still and let me loosen up for your back.
00:46:24Oh my god, that's so much better already, actually.
00:46:29Oh my god, that's so much better already, actually.
00:46:39I can't.
00:46:41Okay.
00:46:42I'll, uh.
00:46:43Grab you a towel.
00:46:45Don't move.
00:46:47Don't move.
00:46:48Okay.
00:46:48Okay.
00:46:49For a year now I've been waiting
00:46:52To see that look in your eyes
00:47:06Dad?
00:47:07Ted?
00:47:08Tomorrow is your grandfather's birthday
00:47:09You haven't been home in years
00:47:11You think he can come back tomorrow?
00:47:14Yeah, Dad, I'm so sorry
00:47:16I've been so caught up with work the past couple years
00:47:21I'll definitely make it back tomorrow
00:47:23Great, great
00:47:25I'll be waiting for you, son
00:47:27Okay, bye
00:47:33Everything okay?
00:47:35Yeah
00:47:39It's just, uh...
00:47:42My grandpa's birthday tomorrow
00:47:45I haven't seen them in a long time
00:47:49Well, I know that they're gonna be really happy to see you
00:47:55You know...
00:47:59I was thinking, um...
00:48:02If you're not dizzy tomorrow
00:48:04Like, if you don't...
00:48:05Have any plans
00:48:07Maybe you could come with me
00:48:09Or...
00:48:09If I could introduce you to them
00:48:12What?
00:48:15You wanna introduce me to your family?
00:48:17I mean, we might make a good team
00:48:19What do you think?
00:48:21Mmm...
00:48:21Yeah, you'd be a good sidekick, I think
00:48:24Oh...
00:48:24I'd be the sidekick?
00:48:26I'm gonna be the star
00:48:27Would you be okay if that's...
00:48:29How this worked out?
00:48:30If it works out?
00:48:32I guess we'll be two stars
00:48:35I'll take that, two stars
00:48:38Then I better get some gifts
00:48:39Well, if you do...
00:48:42Nothing too expensive, okay?
00:48:44Now, it is my first time meeting them
00:48:46And I have to make a good impression
00:48:48Actually...
00:48:49I'm gonna go right now
00:48:51And have Emily...
00:48:52Help me pick out some new gifts
00:48:58And maybe...
00:48:59After you win the championship
00:49:00I'll give you Mark's back
00:49:10It's been a while...
00:49:12I...
00:49:13Just hope you're doing okay, Dad
00:49:22Mr. Vincent, it's Emily
00:49:24Grace had to take care of some...
00:49:26Some billionaire stuff
00:49:28She'll be late, but she'll be there
00:49:29Alright, no problem
00:49:41Hmm...
00:49:51Well, well, well...
00:49:53Look who finally decided to show up
00:49:55Our city boy, Ted
00:49:58What?
00:49:59All those years working out there
00:50:00And you still can't afford a car?
00:50:04Take a look
00:50:06Land Rover...
00:50:07700 grand
00:50:08You probably couldn't afford one
00:50:10No, no, no, Alan
00:50:12What are you so mean to your cousin?
00:50:15I'm sure that you can feed yourself now, right?
00:50:18It's just a bit early
00:50:20To be thinking about getting a car
00:50:22Unless, of course, it's a broken-down second-hand junker
00:50:27Actually...
00:50:28I could afford one, I just...
00:50:30I haven't felt the need
00:50:34Ooh...
00:50:35Listen to yourself
00:50:37You talk like you just go out there and buy a luxury car anytime you want
00:50:41Ted, a piece of advice
00:50:42Maybe try checking your bank account before you start bragging
00:50:47Guys, guys, enough
00:50:49Today's your grandpa's birthday
00:50:51It's not a circus
00:50:53Well, let's go inside before this gets ugly
00:50:55Yeah, sorry
00:50:57Let's go
00:51:02Family
00:51:04I love them
00:51:09Ethan
00:51:11Sophia
00:51:13Alan
00:51:17My boy
00:51:20Frank
00:51:20Frank
00:51:20Frank
00:51:24I'm sorry, I...
00:51:26I should've come home a lot sooner
00:51:27It's okay, you're here
00:51:29It's all that counts, you're here
00:51:31What is with all this emotion?
00:51:34He has been gone for years and he has back with nothing to show for it
00:51:39I don't care if you're not so free
00:51:42He's healthy and safe
00:51:45It's all that matters
00:51:46Home
00:51:48Your health's nice and all
00:51:50But money's what really matters here
00:51:53You know, my son Alan is already the security manager for the Knights
00:51:57At 400 grand a year
00:52:00400 grand?
00:52:02I mean, that's more than the two of you will ever see in a lifetime
00:52:05You know, you should beg Alan
00:52:08To get Ted a job
00:52:10I mean, unless of course you just want to be broke like you
00:52:16Alan, could you really get Ted a job?
00:52:21Well, technically someone like him doesn't deserve a spot with the Knights
00:52:26But if you beg nicely, I might find him a janitor job
00:52:31Janitor job?
00:52:34That's all you can do is find Ted a janitor job?
00:52:37You should be grateful that Alan is even offering him that
00:52:41Do you know how many people would kill to work for the Knights now?
00:52:45Just don't blow it
00:52:47Yeah, that's right
00:52:48With me in charge, even cleaning bathrooms pays better than whatever he's doing
00:52:53I don't know
00:52:55Tell me
00:52:57Alan, how much does this janitor job pay? Is it over 2 million a year?
00:53:05You're saying that you have a salary of 2 million?
00:53:112 million, but please
00:53:13A loser like you couldn't make that kind of money in like 10 lifetimes
00:53:17No, Oliver
00:53:20My son is trying to help your son get a decent job
00:53:22And he throws out a figure like that
00:53:24He clearly doesn't want the job
00:53:27You didn't mean it
00:53:29It was a joke
00:53:32Alan
00:53:33If you could get Ted a position with the Knights
00:53:36I would make sure I thank you properly
00:53:39Oh, wait
00:53:41What could a broke man like you give me that is worth my time?
00:53:46Dad, pay
00:53:47You do not need to beg them for anything, pay
00:53:51I already work for the Knights
00:53:54What?
00:53:56Work for the Knights?
00:54:01You work for the Knights?
00:54:04You've got some nerve, Ted
00:54:07You're in your 30s, so nobody
00:54:09You expect us to believe that you work for the Knights?
00:54:15I'm taking the Knights all the way to the Super Bowl
00:54:17Took them all the way to the Super Bowl
00:54:20You're trying to tell me that the Knights
00:54:23Making it all the way to the Super Bowl is thanks to you
00:54:27That's right
00:54:33Oh please, everyone knows
00:54:35You're just a washed up cripple
00:54:37You're not even fit to clean the toilets
00:54:38And you're saying that you're responsible for taking the Knights all the way through the finals
00:54:44Oliver, your son's not only broke, he's obviously delusional
00:54:49I know my son
00:54:52He's not a liar
00:54:54Oh really?
00:54:55He doesn't lie
00:54:56Helen, genius
00:54:59What exactly did you do for the Knights?
00:55:02I'm the head coach
00:55:10You're the head coach, that's not what you're saying
00:55:13Oh, come on, your lies are getting more and more ridiculous
00:55:16You the head coach of the Knights?
00:55:20Tell me he's making it up
00:55:22I'm just a security manager
00:55:24I don't have access to the field, let alone the execs or the head coach
00:55:29Hell, how would I even know he's lying or not?
00:55:32He's just trying to act a big shot
00:55:34Make us forget that he's broke
00:55:36This loser would never be a head coach
00:55:40Yeah, a loser like him could never run a team like the Knights
00:55:45If I didn't work for the Knights, I might have believed you, Ted
00:55:48Nice try, by the way
00:55:51You're no head coach
00:55:52You're just a fraud in cheap clothes
00:55:57So, all of you think that I'm lying?
00:56:00A head coach?
00:56:02Dressed like that?
00:56:03Next time you want to try playing rich
00:56:07At least get yourself a new suit first
00:56:14Hello and welcome everyone
00:56:16Welcome to the place, please take a look at our menu
00:56:19Thank you
00:56:19A strip snacking with porcolini is too
00:56:25Wait, wait, wait
00:56:26Is that Coach Ted, the head coach of the Knights?
00:56:35Wait, what?
00:56:36He is the Knights head coach?
00:56:38Of course, if it wasn't for Coach Ted joining our team this year, we never would have made the finals
00:56:44Coach Ted, I am a die-hard Knights fan
00:56:47Coach Ted, you're kind of a personal hero of mine
00:56:50Would you mind taking a picture with me?
00:56:54Of course
00:57:00Oh my gosh, this is the best, I can't believe this, I just went to the whole bunch of the
00:57:03Knights
00:57:05I'm going to be telling everybody about this, thank you so much
00:57:08Of course
00:57:13Dad, this is what I came home to celebrate with you, I...
00:57:17I'm taking my team to the Super Bowl
00:57:22Son, is it really true?
00:57:25No way!
00:57:27That guy's obviously an actor, you pay to trick us
00:57:29There's no way you're the head coach of the championship contending team
00:57:36Come on
00:57:37Just admit it
00:57:39You're a nobody
00:57:40A fraud
00:57:42You'll end up just like your broke old father
00:57:46Scraping by for life
00:57:53You can insult me all you want
00:57:56Don't you dare
00:57:58insult my father
00:58:03Enough
00:58:11Don't worry if you've ate the stupid finals
00:58:14Today is your grandfather's birthday
00:58:16Did you bring him any gifts?
00:58:23Relax
00:58:24You broke bastard, you mean you showed up at this party empty handed and you still had the nerve to
00:58:28crash this party?
00:58:30You did bring something so fair
00:58:38I made this thing myself
00:58:40I made this thing myself
00:58:42You've got to be pretty
00:58:44You're so broke you're gifting a stick
00:58:48Don't open that
00:58:48Oh please
00:58:49Let's see what kind of trash you made
00:58:56You actually brought this junk as a gift, pathetic
00:59:00I won't even pick this up off the ground
00:59:03Let's put the trash
00:59:05Where it belongs
00:59:08What are you doing?
00:59:14What are you doing?
00:59:14Don't!
00:59:21What are you doing?
00:59:24I spent three months making it
00:59:26What?
00:59:28Look at me
00:59:29Look at me
00:59:29This
00:59:30Is the type of thing that will get you fucked up for the rest of your life
00:59:37What?
00:59:37You wanna hit me now?
00:59:39You can't even bring a decent gift
00:59:40And you still have the nerve to crash this party, Alan?
00:59:43Show them what a real gift looks like
00:59:46With pleasure
00:59:50Here
00:59:51This one
00:59:52Protectfully
00:59:5350 grand
00:59:55A little fancier than your wooden stick
01:00:00Wait for it
01:00:02This one right here
01:00:03The keys to Mercedes GT
01:00:07Birthday gift from mom
01:00:08200 grand
01:00:10Easy
01:00:12200,000 dollars
01:00:13You two won't make that in a lifetime
01:00:16The best one?
01:00:18Take a look
01:00:22Half a million dollars in cash
01:00:26Dad's gift for grandpa
01:00:29God
01:00:30All these gifts add up to $750,000
01:00:34Oliver, people like you haven't seen this kind of money in your lifetime
01:00:39They're not even a million dollars
01:00:41That's the cheap section of the gift shop
01:00:44Who said that?
01:01:00Sorry Ted, hoping not too late
01:01:05Who are you?
01:01:07She looks familiar
01:01:09I've seen her somewhere before
01:01:12Wait...
01:01:12Was it at the night stadium?
01:01:15I'm Ted's girlfriend
01:01:16So you're the girl Ted's been telling me about
01:01:19He said you were beautiful
01:01:21He wasn't exaggerating
01:01:23That's very kind of you
01:01:27Beauty and the Beast, huh?
01:01:29I don't understand what you see in him
01:01:31The guy's a cripple
01:01:33He can't even afford a decent gift
01:01:34You think our gifts are cheap?
01:01:37Why don't you show us something better?
01:01:40Well, I didn't have much time to prepare
01:01:43But...
01:01:44I pulled a little something from my own collection
01:01:46Hopefully grandpa doesn't mind
01:01:49Oh, from your collection, huh?
01:01:51You sure it's not some junk you brought from the attic?
01:01:54So, hurry up and show us what kind of trash you brought
01:01:59What?
01:02:00Nothing extravagant, just a painting
01:02:03A painting?
01:02:04Please!
01:02:05How expensive would that be?
01:02:09Picasso's Weeping Woman
01:02:11Work around 3 million dollars
01:02:19What?
01:02:22There is no way that piece of junk is worth that much
01:02:26You're lying
01:02:28This painting was auctioned for 3 million in 2015
01:02:31After all these years, it's probably worth a lot more money
01:02:35So tell me
01:02:37Do I now have the right to call your gifts?
01:02:41Who says it's real?
01:02:43None of us here can tell
01:02:44For all we know, it's a fake
01:02:47Here's the auction receipt
01:02:49That should be a non-proof
01:02:51You're right, like that receipt is a fake too
01:02:55Look at that
01:02:56Come on
01:02:57What kind of rich woman dates a cripple?
01:03:00Exactly
01:03:01I mean, only a blind one
01:03:03Because any real rich girl would never date a loser like that
01:03:08Ted, if you can't bring a real gift to the party
01:03:11Just don't bring a forgery, okay?
01:03:13To grandpa's party
01:03:14Ethan! This is a misunderstanding
01:03:17Father has a good eye for her
01:03:19Why don't we let him judge for himself?
01:03:22This trash?
01:03:23You want grandpa to actually have raised this?
01:03:27Trash like this belongs on the floor!
01:03:39What just happened?
01:03:43That is...
01:03:45Alan
01:03:46What did you just tear up?
01:03:48Grandpa is just a painting
01:03:50These guys were trying to give it to you as a gift
01:03:53I could tell it was so fake, I just tore it up
01:03:56A fake painting?
01:03:58They said the painting was a Picasso with three million dollars
01:04:01But I mean, look at them
01:04:03They could not afford something like that, it has to be a fake
01:04:10Picasso
01:04:12Oh my god
01:04:14See? Grandpa doesn't even want that kind of trash messing up the floor
01:04:18You guys better get out of here, you're not welcome
01:04:26Alan?
01:04:27Alan?
01:04:28Come here
01:04:28Yes, grandpa?
01:04:30That's my boy, that's my boy
01:04:32All that college education
01:04:34And you turned out to be such a big idiot!
01:04:38What?
01:04:39Just shut your mouth!
01:04:41Why, why did you hit me?
01:04:42You just destroyed three million dollars, you idiot!
01:04:48What, three million dollars?
01:04:50You can't believe their story
01:04:52It's obviously a knockoff
01:04:53I have been collecting antiques longer than you've been alive
01:04:55And I know real from fake
01:04:57It was worth more than three million
01:05:00Until you ruined it!
01:05:03What?
01:05:05It's real?
01:05:09Ted, you bought this painting?
01:05:12Grandpa, this is my girlfriend, she's the one that brought it
01:05:17Grandpa, I'm so sorry
01:05:19It was intended to be your birthday gift
01:05:21But someone thought it was fake and tore it up
01:05:25No, it cannot be real
01:05:27No, I mean, he may be the nice head coach
01:05:31But he can't afford something like this
01:05:33It has to be a fake, obviously
01:05:36I got it
01:05:38Ted must have stolen team funds
01:05:40He's been lying this whole time
01:05:41And now he says that they grabbed it from her collection?
01:05:45Come on, call your cops
01:05:48Alan, the truth is right in front of you
01:05:51You just refuse to see it
01:05:55Sweetheart, you're way too gorgeous
01:05:57To waste your time with a crook like him
01:05:59Come with me instead
01:06:01I can show you the high life
01:06:04The high life?
01:06:06Of course!
01:06:07I'm the night security manager
01:06:09I mean, what are we talking about here?
01:06:11This guy, just a criminal
01:06:14You don't wanna end up in prison with him
01:06:17You wanna be on my son
01:06:19You know what?
01:06:20How dare you threaten her?
01:06:22Do you even know who she is?
01:06:24Sure I do
01:06:26She's Ted's girlfriend
01:06:27Ted, don't worry
01:06:29Hey, once you're lucked up
01:06:32I'm gonna take very good care of her
01:06:36Oh
01:06:37I'm not going to jail
01:06:39Alan
01:06:40Actually
01:06:42Grace
01:06:44Owns the nights
01:06:46What?
01:06:47What?
01:06:49You're lying
01:06:53I told you
01:06:55My son doesn't lie
01:06:57Oh my God
01:06:58No wonder she looked familiar
01:07:02You truly are the night's owner
01:07:05Oh my God
01:07:07What have I done?
01:07:10You have a lot of nerve
01:07:11First you destroy a three million dollar painting with wine
01:07:15And then you try hitting on me
01:07:17Tell me Alan
01:07:18How do you plan on paying for this?
01:07:21You pay for that?
01:07:22Three million?
01:07:23Even if I sold myself
01:07:24I could never pay that off
01:07:26No
01:07:28No, no, no
01:07:29It's all a misunderstanding
01:07:30I mean, he was just being impulsive
01:07:32Please, please, please have mercy on us
01:07:34Absolutely
01:07:35A misunderstanding
01:07:36Huh?
01:07:37Was it a misunderstanding when you assaulted us earlier?
01:07:41Ted
01:07:42Alan absolutely knows he's wrong
01:07:44Yes
01:07:45We're very, very sorry
01:07:46Can you let this go, please?
01:07:48Please
01:07:50Obviously
01:07:51You have loads of money
01:07:53I mean, you're not gonna miss a few million
01:07:56I mean, this would ruin my family
01:08:00You want me to forgive him?
01:08:02Please
01:08:03If I were the one who damaged the property
01:08:06Would you be so quick to forgive me?
01:08:10Listen
01:08:12You can mock me all you'd like
01:08:15But don't ever
01:08:16Assault my father
01:08:20Oliver, please
01:08:22Please
01:08:22I'm so sorry
01:08:23I shouldn't have disrespected you
01:08:25He's right
01:08:26No, please
01:08:26We're so sorry
01:08:27Ted
01:08:28We're so sorry
01:08:29Ted
01:08:29I'll do anything
01:08:31Please, forgive me
01:08:32Please
01:08:32You think money makes you better than everyone else?
01:08:36You have less class
01:08:37Than a man begging
01:08:39On the streets
01:08:41You will pay for what you've done
01:08:45Here's the auction received from the painting
01:08:47Amount
01:08:48Three million
01:08:49You have three days to pay in full
01:08:56Also Alan
01:08:57You're fired from the nights
01:08:58Permanently
01:08:59Pendejo
01:09:01Oh my god
01:09:02Oh Alan, I'm so sorry
01:09:03If we had known he was so powerful
01:09:05We never would have crossed him
01:09:07It's about time you got a taste of your own nose
01:09:10Oh, it's a tan
01:09:11Come on, Grandpa
01:09:13Let's get into another room to celebrate your birthday
01:09:15Come on
01:09:17Good idea
01:09:18Well
01:09:19Oh
01:09:20Oh
01:09:20Oh
01:09:20Oh
01:09:27Alright Ted, your opponents for the finals are the Giants
01:09:31Their opponent is Henry, so you need to be careful
01:09:33He's really not the type to let things go
01:09:35Relax
01:09:36I got this
01:09:38West?
01:09:42Your coach's license got revoked
01:09:44How are you even allowed in here?
01:09:46If it weren't for Ted I wouldn't be in this mess in the first place
01:09:49Luckily they had me to pull some strings and pay the right people off
01:09:52I'm the Giants assistant coach now
01:09:56You tried every trick in the book to beat Ted
01:09:59And you still lost
01:10:01Don't try to blame him for your failure
01:10:04This time's different
01:10:05The Giants are a real powerhouse
01:10:09Worth over 2 billion dollars
01:10:11I think that's 20 times the amount of your pathetic team's budget
01:10:15He'll never win
01:10:22I've got a plan for the Giants
01:10:25You
01:10:29Please
01:10:30If it weren't for you being my former assistant
01:10:31And knowing my place
01:10:33You went to one last time
01:10:36So what's cheating?
01:10:37Silly place, huh?
01:10:39In the end
01:10:39You're still a loser
01:10:43Sir
01:10:46No
01:10:46You lost to Ted
01:10:48You have the right to try to question his skill
01:10:51When
01:10:51I win the championship
01:10:55Not nothing else to say
01:10:58You'll never win
01:11:00How about a bet?
01:11:01Loser
01:11:02Paid the winner
01:11:04Ten million dollars?
01:11:06Swears off football forever
01:11:07I'm still waiting for your apology
01:11:19I'm still waiting for your apology
01:11:20Damn you Ted!
01:11:21You're gonna make sure?
01:11:22You're out of the NFL
01:11:23For good!
01:11:24You'll never get back up!
01:11:29The Giants
01:11:30The Giants
01:11:30New time defending champions
01:11:32And the most dominant force in the league
01:11:34Face off the Knights today
01:11:36They've been unstoppable under Coach Ted Vincent
01:11:39And have 13 straight wins
01:11:43So, who will take home the trophy tonight?
01:11:46Here we go, the Knights push forward for their first offensive move
01:11:49And it is not looking good
01:11:52There is a serious gap in their strength
01:11:54The Giants defense holds firm
01:11:56They truly are the best
01:11:58This is not good
01:11:59I knew their physical stats were higher
01:12:01But I didn't expect the difference to be this big
01:12:03What's wrong Ted?
01:12:06Getting just started, you can't choke yet
01:12:08Three drives, can't even get 20 yards
01:12:10Fucking pathetic
01:12:12Guess his luck ran out
01:12:14Now that he's facing real talent
01:12:16There's no way he's walking out of this one with a win
01:12:20Coach, what do we do now?
01:12:23Trust me, I got this
01:12:30Seriously Ted, a field goal?
01:12:32Where's that fancy playbook?
01:12:34Not a big shot, see a Hail Mary
01:12:37Please, a guy with a busted leg trying to win a championship?
01:12:41What a joke!
01:12:43Couldn't move the ball once
01:12:44There's no way he makes this kick
01:12:46On this field
01:12:47Nothing speaks louder than points
01:12:52The kick is up
01:12:54And it's...
01:12:55The Knights score from 50 yards back
01:12:58Unbelievable
01:12:59This is why we do what we do
01:13:02Alright, it's amazing
01:13:05What's up boys?
01:13:07As long as I'm here
01:13:09This team don't lose
01:13:10Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!
01:13:25Yet, unbelievable! The next two, believe me, despite the massive gap seven spread, the score is now 17-7
01:13:33What the hell are you doing?!
01:13:35This game's almost over!
01:13:37You stop that son of a bitch, or you're fucking fired!
01:13:41You said you could beat this guy!
01:13:43If you lose this game, you'll be scrubbing fucking toilets!
01:13:47I have no other option?
01:13:50I can't win?
01:13:52Fucking useless!
01:13:53There's been fucking more of you!
01:13:54Useless!
01:14:00Good night, good night!
01:14:14Good night, good night!
01:14:34Good night!
01:14:35Good night!
01:14:37Good night!
01:14:38Good night!
01:14:39Nobody thought it could happen!
01:14:41Nobody wanted it to!
01:14:42Besides me!
01:14:43But guess what?
01:14:45Tonight's the NFL Championship!
01:14:47You can sleep well tonight, Mom!
01:14:50Ted, I know you won't be sleeping,
01:14:52and you'll be doing a lot of other things tonight!
01:14:54And enjoy, my friend!
01:14:56You deserve it!
01:14:57The NFL Champion!
01:14:59The Knights!
01:15:08Hey!
01:15:10How you going, Wes?
01:15:13Did you remember our bet?
01:15:17If I recall, it was...
01:15:20Loser of this game owes the other $10 million!
01:15:24And...
01:15:24Has to leave the NFL permanently!
01:15:26$10 million!
01:15:29I could work my whole life and not make that kind of money!
01:15:32Ted!
01:15:33Have mercy!
01:15:34We used to be colleagues!
01:15:36Remember?
01:15:37We...
01:15:38I don't know, I don't have time!
01:15:41And if I'm forced out of the NFL, what have we done?
01:15:43You can't let him off like that!
01:15:45If it weren't for him, we wouldn't have been sabotaged!
01:15:48He costs those guys everything!
01:15:49He has to pay!
01:15:51Yeah, guys like him are poisoned!
01:15:53Come on, coach!
01:15:53You can't let him get away with this!
01:15:55Ooh!
01:15:55Hey!
01:15:56Look!
01:16:06Ted!
01:16:07I was wrong!
01:16:09I never should have done what I did!
01:16:13And if you forgive me, I will do anything you ask!
01:16:18As per our bet, you leave the NFL permanently!
01:16:25But out of the kindness of my heart, I'll drop the $10 million!
01:16:30But!
01:16:32You need to apologize to every single one of my players!
01:16:40Yeah!
01:16:42Yeah!
01:16:42No, no problem!
01:16:43Yeah!
01:16:43Really sorry about it!
01:16:45Really, really sorry!
01:16:46Hope your legs are okay!
01:16:48Hey, man!
01:16:48Really sorry about it!
01:16:49Really sorry about it!
01:16:50Really sorry about it!
01:16:51You got a great arm, by the way!
01:16:54I don't know...
01:16:55You!
01:16:56Son of a bitch!
01:16:57It weren't for you to be forced out of the NFL!
01:17:00You told me to take out your players!
01:17:02You did!
01:17:03We're gonna tell him!
01:17:04I'm gonna report him!
01:17:05Please!
01:17:09Dammit!
01:17:10You fucking piece of trash!
01:17:11If one of your big fat mouth, I'd already have that trophy!
01:17:16Yeah!
01:17:18It was all West!
01:17:20Look!
01:17:21So what?
01:17:21We have a beef between us!
01:17:24Come join my team!
01:17:25Help me win the next championship!
01:17:28Whatever you want, you got it!
01:17:30Don't you worry that intentionally injuring other players is gonna get you expelled by the league?
01:17:38NFL rules are for poor people!
01:17:40Unless the commissioner himself is involved in this...
01:17:44Money can fix anything!
01:17:47Tad, you're wasting your time on this small team!
01:17:50Come join me!
01:17:51We'll build a super team!
01:17:53We'll win every Super Bowl!
01:17:58I'm gonna go ahead and...
01:18:00Politely decline your offer.
01:18:03But you know, I think you need to start figuring out how you're...
01:18:07Gonna explain all that to the commissioner.
01:18:10Davis, considering your egregious actions...
01:18:12All teams under your ownership are suspended immediately!
01:18:15You are banned from participating in the NFL in any capacity...
01:18:18And fined $100 million!
01:18:21Come on, man!
01:18:22$100 million?!
01:18:26Ted, what was me here?
01:18:28You can fix this!
01:18:29Tell him it was just a misunderstanding!
01:18:31God, he was just a joke!
01:18:34I don't know, maybe you need to figure out how you're gonna pay that $100 million too!
01:18:38But you know, for a rich guy like you, that shouldn't be a problem.
01:18:42Right?
01:18:45Alright boys, get him out of here.
01:18:47I'm tired of this.
01:18:48Hey, hey guys!
01:18:48Chill!
01:18:49Think about what you're doing!
01:18:50I can give you every Super Bowl!
01:18:52I can give you everything!
01:18:53I'm sorry!
01:18:54Ted!
01:18:54What are you doing?!
01:19:02Grace...
01:19:03I got the championship.
01:19:07I've got the girl.
01:19:11Now...
01:19:13I'm gonna sign for my Christmas gift.
01:19:18Mmm...
01:19:19Ruling on the field stands.
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