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America's Funniest Home Videos Season 36 Episode 14
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00:01tonight's show is packed with laughs here's your first taste
00:10Oh, Dios.
00:12¡Déjame, déjame, déjame!
00:27Bienvenidos a los videos de los divertidos de America.
00:30Y ahora, aquí está el host de nuestro show.
00:37¡Alfonso Ribeiro!
00:39¡Let's do this!
00:47Welcome to America's Funniest Videos,
00:50the latest in a long line of similar shows
00:53that have aired throughout time,
00:54including America's Funniest Photographs,
00:56America's Funniest Smoke Signals,
00:58and America's Funniest Cave Drawings,
01:00where everyone who had a cave drawing
01:02that aired on the show
01:03got an America's Funniest Cave Drawings buffalo pelt
01:06autographed by the host
01:07and my ancestor, Grug Grug Ribeiro.
01:10Yeah, yeah, good guy, Grug Grug.
01:12Handsome, too.
01:14Might have even invented the wheel from what I hear.
01:16Mm-hmm.
01:18You know how it is.
01:20On a hot day, you can't wait to come home
01:22and go straight in the pool.
01:40You're not that dumb.
01:42Not that dumb?
01:43Challenge accepted.
01:52It's like he forgot the garage door was there.
01:58And that windows are made of glass.
02:07They're at the top of a Ferris wheel in France.
02:09This is a carrot.
02:11Well, this is actually love.
02:13Love.
02:14She should concentrate less on how to pronounce the name of the city
02:17and more on not letting go of her phone.
02:34He's cute.
02:35He wants to be friends.
02:37But at the end of the day, a skunk is still a skunk.
02:42Some boots are made for walking.
02:44Some are made for clomping away in terror.
02:48Who does your carpentry?
02:50The Jenga Corporation?
03:02Mom spilled some tomato soup.
03:04Just so you don't think we turned into one of those true crime shows.
03:13If you lived here, you'd always be able to dip your bread in something delicious,
03:18no matter what room you were in.
03:27Release the hounds.
03:31It's time to go to the dog park.
03:37Nothing to see here.
03:38Just a dog with a blue mohawk checking out some chicken.
03:46Are you freaking kidding me?
03:49I see a dog that needs to work on his it-wasn't-me face.
03:55Open your eyes.
04:04That canine doesn't want you looking at his canines.
04:14They thought putting the food up on the island would prevent the dog from eating it.
04:21And technically it did.
04:25He's been wondering why his dog toys keep disappearing.
04:28Look!
04:33Did you see him come running around the corner?
04:36You call him a ferret.
04:38Around these parts, he's known as the Slender Bandit.
04:48When you have a great dame, you need to hang stuff a little higher on the wall.
05:00Maybe the 50-foot leash that reached all the way to the car wasn't such a good idea.
05:29Dad did the old pretend to throw the ball gag, but Dakota had a backup plan.
05:48Hey, Alwanda!
05:52Hey, Alwanda!
05:53Can we see more dancing videos?
05:56Yes!
06:01Okay, Charlie and Millie, you want more dancing videos?
06:04Well, we have a bunch, and sync them to music.
06:07Now, who else would have thought to sync dancing with music?
06:11That's why we're on season 36, baby!
06:14What you drinking?
06:14What you want?
06:15We spend it all.
06:16We empty vaults.
06:18Check yourself out in the murk.
06:19Never wait in line when you're looking top tier.
06:21From your head to your toes.
06:23Superstar, this is your show.
06:25Yeah, yeah, I like it.
06:26Like it.
06:27Go on and show up.
06:28Every time, every time.
06:31Baby, never more.
06:32Woo!
06:32Be a little good, a little bad.
06:35I'm like, ooh.
06:36So good, oh.
06:38It's just as you go.
06:40Got a whole lot of, got a whole lot of, got a whole lot of, got a whole lot of.
06:44It's so chic, oh, I love the way you do.
06:48It's so chic, like the way you move.
06:52It's so chic, just make up when you get you.
06:56It's so chic, yeah.
06:58Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
06:59All right, all right.
07:00It's so chic, oh, I love the way you do.
07:04It's so chic, like the way you move.
07:08It's so chic, I can tell you ain't no bad.
07:11It's so chic, like the way you do.
07:40Hey, hey.
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12:48El trabajo de la carrera es lo que es importante como lo rápido que te va.
12:52¿Cómo va?
12:57Some of our videos are like fast food, quick but satisfying.
13:02Stumble bums, however, are the fine dining of videos.
13:05They take something simple like a slip or a fall
13:07and elevate it to a work of art that lasts hours like a seven-course meal.
13:13Bon appetit.
13:16Her plane landed 20 minutos ago
13:17But she still hits turbulence
13:28Some people take their dogs for a walk
13:32Some take them for a long
13:34Extended stumble
13:39Her shadow starts falling
13:41Before she does
13:53At least he can laugh at all
13:58By a weed eater, they said
14:00It'll be fun, they said
14:05Come on, come on
14:09I don't know who she's saying come on to
14:11But I hope they don't follow her
14:14You'd never know that he hadn't played soccer in 50 years
14:21That delivery driver wants nothing to do with him
14:30Have you ever asked somebody, what do you do?
14:39And they hit you with, well, what don't I do?
14:42Great, buddy, I'll tell you what I don't do
14:44Play this stupid guessing game to figure out what your job is
14:47You know what I do do?
14:49Introduce funny videos
14:54Go
14:55This baseball coach is demonstrating proper technique
15:01Forgetting on AFV
15:07Malachi, you're doing your homework
15:09Yes
15:10I see you wrote your name
15:12Yes
15:12And you also wrote the date
15:14Yes
15:15What is the date?
15:17Today
15:24She did that on her own
15:26That's not exactly a bucking bronco
15:29Whoops
15:31But I don't want to take anything away from her dismount
15:34Did you get it?
15:35Oh my God
15:36Oh my goodness
15:47Oh really?
15:49No, I'm the first problem
15:54Prices aren't plummeting
15:55But something else is
16:01Mom, is that a thermometer?
16:07Yes, but I'm taking it back
16:08Because everybody has the same temperature
16:11What do you mean?
16:14Every temperature I take is the same
16:16Seriously?
16:18That's why
16:20Are you sure?
16:21Oh my God
16:22He loves the ice cream truck
16:25But I don't think the feeling's mutual
16:36Get your hands ready
16:38They've got some sarcastic clapping to do
16:43It's time to give credit where credit is due
16:46Join me as I applaud the effort
16:50You wanted some quiet time
16:52So you sent your son outside
16:53With just an oversized t-shirt and a hammer
16:56I applaud the effort
17:04Sticking to your story about not stealing your brother's nuggets
17:07That's some next level thinking
17:16That's some next level thinking
17:18You thought you could spread your grandmother's ashes without checking the win report first
17:22I admire your optimism
17:34Going out for cocktails is so expensive that you decided to put a bar in your backyard
17:39You are really crushed
17:42Can I get a pint of Guinness please?
17:45Okay, Guinness
17:49Guinness
17:50There you go
17:52Uh, thank you
17:55You thought you could safely drive your food truck without securing the wok?
18:00Good on you
18:08This has been I applaud the effort
18:15It's time for my favorite type of people and my favorite cornerless shape
18:20I'm talking about the winner's circle of course
18:24It's time to have a blast with some big winners from AFB's past
18:27Is that the Wack Cobra?
18:37He's very cool
18:39There's just something about that guy he doesn't trust
18:55I love it
18:56That's your nose
18:58I love it
19:00I love my nose
19:02Yeah
19:04You know the basic way?
19:07Your eyebrows
19:08They kind of shave it off
19:10To put an ID in your eyebrows
19:14Yeah, and so they shave it off
19:18And look like
19:18I love
19:19Oh, poor
19:21You know how I love
19:24I love my eyebrows
19:26Yeah
19:28You saw my eyebrows
19:30They shave it off
19:31They shave off my eyebrows
19:33Don't put an idea
19:35I love my eyebrows
19:37Oh my god
19:39They shave off my eyebrows
19:47No, no, no, no.
20:12A balloon would be harder to pop than drywall.
20:23Let's circle back next week for another Inner Circle.
20:29Want to see your funny video on TV?
20:32Just upload it to AFV.com.
20:42Can you believe it's 2026?
20:44That means we're closer to the year 2050 than we are to the year 2000,
20:49which freaks me out because when I was a kid,
20:51I was told that by the year 2000,
20:53we'd have floating cities and flying cars,
20:55and we don't have either one.
20:57But we do have cool food delivery apps,
21:00which enable you to pay like 20 bucks for a can of soda.
21:03So, uh, I mean, that's pretty cool.
21:11Something tells me that's not the first time this has happened.
21:15You okay down there?
21:17Yeah.
21:19It's gonna be a birdie.
21:22It's gonna be a birdie.
21:23Help me, Buck.
21:24He's going for a birdie with a little help from a buggy.
21:47Usually that crunching sound means you should stop.
22:15Some kids are just born music critics.
22:29Fun fact.
22:31Baracas is Spanish for you're annoying the baby.
22:35Okay.
22:38Okay.
22:47Personally, I think that kid's showing a lot of restraint
22:50by not putting her daddy in time-out.
22:58This guy's a klutz.
23:03Sorry.
23:04I call him like I see him.
23:12Sometimes the rocket fails to launch.
23:14Sometimes your uncle just stands in the wrong place.
23:18Ow!
23:19Whoa!
23:20Piper!
23:29What's happening?
23:31He's right here.
23:33Did you kiss me?
23:38Where do you think he'll go next?
23:40The hardware store?
23:41Or anger management classes?
24:01It's time for Versus.
24:03Join us as clumsy folks who end up wet
24:05take on ninjas in the form of your favorite pet.
24:09Tonight on Versus.
24:12Awkward pool plungers versus kitty cat sneak attacks.
24:16The awkward plungers come out swinging.
24:18Actually, make that swimming.
24:23But the cat strike back with a window attack.
24:26I missed it.
24:28A chair this close to the pool?
24:31Someone's bound to feel like a fool.
24:34It's doggy beware when he's near the stairs.
24:37This tug-of-war between friends ends up in the shallow end.
24:44That kid's running amok when he really should duck.
24:50See that boy near the baby?
24:52Will he go swimming?
24:53Yeah, maybe.
24:55The cats have one last chance to scare up a victory.
24:59Is it enough?
25:01And the winner is...
25:05Awkward pool plunges.
25:08Join us next time when the dim-witted swimmers take on...
25:12ill-fated piggyback rides.
25:15On Versus.
25:21Our next montage features playground mishaps.
25:24A lot of them.
25:25So many, in fact, that it will cause you to imagine
25:27the people who design playground equipment
25:29twirling thin mustaches and cackling
25:32like an evil villain in their underground lair.
25:34...
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27:11Oh, my gosh.
27:13Oh!
27:13Careful, snowmen are known to seek revenge.
27:16That's all right, that's all right, that's all right.
27:17Oh, no!
27:20Oh, thank you for saving our car.
27:26They've told him it's impossible to crack an egg with his elbow.
27:33Ah!
27:34Looks like the yolk's on her.
27:39I gotta get this.
27:46The sandals don't exactly scream professional installer.
27:55Don't fall!
27:58Well, at least you know the new glue works.
28:00It's like you've got snowshoes on.
28:06The birthday girl seems like she's got some great friends.
28:09I bet the gifts are gonna be lit.
28:12Give me a second.
28:25So us teachers would never ask you students to do anything we wouldn't do ourselves.
28:33What is happening?
28:35What is happening?
28:35I didn't know you were cheese.
28:36Oh, my God!
28:39They'll remember this Thanksgiving forever.
28:42Or at least until they can get the smell of turkey brine out of the hardwood.
29:08After this umbrella fiasco, this lady's going to be a full-fledged poncho girl.
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30:05When a mom falls down, everyone goes,
30:07Oh no, mom, are you okay?
30:09When a dad falls down, everyone goes,
30:11Ha ha, nice one, dad.
30:12Because it's usually his fault.
30:16And yes, I say that as a dad.
30:20It's such a fine line between being the fun dad
30:23and whatever this guy is.
30:33Breakfast in bed.
30:37Balloons in the ceiling fan.
30:40Shut it, shut it, shut it, shut it.
30:43Grandpa's heart is in the right place,
30:45even if his trailer hitch isn't.
30:49Oh gosh.
30:50Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad.
30:59You better find it.
31:01What was it?
31:02He might be the man of the house,
31:04but not when there's a spider in the house.
31:06Where did it go?
31:07What kind of spider?
31:09No, no, no, no, no.
31:20Dad put this swing set together,
31:22so he can take it apart whenever he wants.
31:39So we decided to give him some Nutella
31:41because he was being good at the grocery store.
31:44I don't know if that was such a great idea.
31:54What did you do?
32:00You know what the world needs now?
32:01A toad that may or may not have eaten a lightning buck.
32:14I hope you've enjoyed a toad
32:15that may or may not have eaten a lightning buck.
32:23Uh, that might have been what the world needs,
32:26but you know what I need?
32:27To introduce some more funny videos.
32:29They're not gonna just introduce themselves.
32:33This is the first time she's gone through a car wash
32:36while her son's driving.
32:38And the last time.
32:47What about this one?
32:50Apple.
32:50Apple!
32:52Good job.
32:54And what about this one?
32:57Banana.
32:58Banana!
33:00And what about this one?
33:04Mama.
33:06Mama.
33:09Mama.
33:09That's Mama.
33:12Go!
33:13Go!
33:14Go!
33:15Go!
33:15Come and catch me!
33:16Come and catch me!
33:18Yes!
33:19Come and catch me!
33:20Yes!
33:21Come and catch me!
33:22You are!
33:24Hold my hand.
33:26Oh, so big.
33:28Say, I'm so strong!
33:30I'm so scared!
33:33This proves that you can stink at two sports
33:36at the same time.
33:42What you don't see is that there's a bird in the van.
33:46But she certainly sees it.
34:02She's off to see the lizard.
34:06I'm looking for my shirt!
34:11I'm looking for my shirt!
34:14I'm looking for my shirt!
34:15Hi, Leela!
34:16Leela!
34:17Hi, Mom!
34:18Someone's here with your homework!
34:20Mom!
34:22Are you going to forget your homework anymore, Leela?
34:25I'm going to forget your homework!
34:28Hi, Leela!
34:29Hi, Leela!
34:29Have a good day!
34:33We got a hurt fish here.
34:34We pulled up a little rock bass.
34:36That's going to give it CPR.
34:37Try to send him down.
34:38Look at those eyes.
34:39They're good to go.
34:40This guy's ready.
34:41They're practicing catch, resuscitate, and release.
34:44Give him some more CPR.
34:47Chest compressions.
34:48Chest compressions.
34:50Dogs aren't the only animals that can play dead.
34:52Send him home.
34:53Send him home.
34:58He installed his new Dorbo camera just in time.
35:05Dude, you just hit my car.
35:07I'm sorry.
35:15Stumblebums are a mainstay around here.
35:18They're that advanced type of clumsy oaf who can make a simple fall last an eternity
35:22and have become an AFV tradition.
35:24That's why Stumblebums are tonight's assignment in America.
35:27Jess, go do that voodoo that you do so well.
35:30Would a Stumblebum falling in the woods still take forever to fall if no one was watching?
35:35We may never know.
35:36But I do know that video of your slowly plunging pal could win you 20 or even 100 Gs.
35:41Just upload your fall videos to AFV.com.
35:43For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com.
35:46We're not too humble to ask for your stumbles.
35:49Stumblebums, that is.
35:57The show's almost over.
35:59It went by in a flash.
36:00But we've still got some time to dole out some cash.
36:03Let's meet our finalists.
36:04First up, when you're at the top of a Ferris wheel, dropping your phone is a pretty big deal.
36:09It's Wee Wee, Phone Nearly Fell on Me.
36:12Sent in by Joe Mendoza from Los Angeles, California.
36:16L'El, and it's Christmas and L'El.
36:19L'El.
36:22L'El.
36:28Ah, ben, il fonctionne encore.
36:31C'est bon, c'est reparé.
36:33Joining us are Joe and Amy.
36:35Now, Amy, you were looking out over a beautiful city and, oops, now what went through your mind when you
36:42dropped the phone?
36:44Shock.
36:46Sheer shock.
36:47And I look over to my husband, Joe.
36:50And all we could think of was, do we hurt somebody?
36:54Is the phone damaged?
36:55We're on this trip and we kind of need the phone and we kind of don't want to hurt anybody
36:59in a foreign country.
37:01So we were a little nervous.
37:02I understand being nervous, but the ride operator did pick up the phone and you got it back.
37:07Joe, what condition was it in?
37:10The phone was perfectly fine.
37:12The video never turned off.
37:14It was an amazing testament to the quality of the phone.
37:18All right.
37:18All right.
37:19Well, listen, it could have been worse.
37:21You could have dropped it in the Seine.
37:23That's the big French river for all you non-French river experts out there.
37:27Yeah.
37:28All right.
37:28Good luck, y'all.
37:30Thank you.
37:30All right.
37:32Next up, soup is good food.
37:34That much is true.
37:35But she'll be mopping up soup for a good month or two.
37:38It's tomato soup crime scene sent in by Mackenzie Creeden from Stamford, Vermont.
37:45Mom spilled some tomato soup, just so you don't think we turned into one of those true crime shows.
37:50When I'm laughing, it is on a person.
37:54If you lived here, you'd always be able to dip your bread in something delicious, no matter what room you
37:59were in.
38:02Joining us are Mackenzie, Alex, Wren, and Eva.
38:06Now, Mackenzie, we could see that the soup went everywhere.
38:10Where was the most unusual place you found it?
38:15Oh, the shoes, the door frame, the ceiling.
38:21It really was everywhere and in my ears.
38:25And in your ears.
38:26Well, how long did it take you to clean it all up?
38:30Oh, months.
38:31Months and months.
38:33Okay.
38:34All right.
38:34Well, you know what?
38:35If it happened to me, I don't know if the smell would have me constantly craving soup or never wanting
38:41it again.
38:43Good luck, y'all.
38:44Thank you.
38:44All right.
38:46And finally, he was working on his doorbell cam when who would have thunk he'd catch a guy driving into
38:52his trunk.
38:53It's car slam on the doorbell cam sent in by Jed Danielson from Anchorage, Alaska.
39:00He installed his new doorbell camera just in time.
39:08Dude, you just hit my car.
39:09I'm sorry.
39:12Joining us are Jed and Allison.
39:15Now, Jed, what exactly were you doing with your doorbell camera when the accident happened?
39:21I was installing it.
39:23You were installing it.
39:24Okay.
39:24Well, I mean, that's some crazy timing.
39:26I heard a co-worker prompted you to send in the video.
39:30Now, what did he say to get you to send it in?
39:33I showed him the video, and he told me, you've got to send this in somewhere.
39:37You've got to show it to people.
39:39And naturally, I came up with America's Funniest Videos.
39:42But naturally, naturally.
39:43Well, you know what?
39:44You owe him a cold one.
39:46A beer, I mean.
39:47Since you're in Alaska and everything's cold, I thought I'd be a little bit more specific, right?
39:52Definitely.
39:53All right.
39:54Good luck, y'all.
39:55Thank you.
39:56All right.
39:57We're going to find out who takes home the cash in just a minute.
39:59But first, let's take a look at some of the clips that didn't make our top three in tonight's honorable
40:04mention.
40:42Okay, it's time to hand out tonight's prizes.
40:44$20,000 for first, $6,000 for second, and $4,000 for third.
40:48Here we go.
40:48Our third place, $4,000 winner is Tomato Soup Crime Scene, sent in by Mackenzie Creeden from Stanford, Vermont.
40:59Thank you.
41:00And the winner of the $20,000 and tonight's Funniest Home Video is...
41:06Wee-wee, phone nearly fell on me.
41:09Sent in by Joe Mendoza from Los Angeles, California with Amy and Joe.
41:16Congratulations, Amy.
41:17I hear Joe had to twist your arm a little to share this video.
41:22What finally convinced you it was worth letting the world see?
41:26I said only on AFV.
41:30You're a very smart woman.
41:34Love that.
41:35Well, it's a good thing because now you have enough money to go drop your phone anywhere in the world.
41:45So congratulations.
41:46You got $20,000 and a shot at $100,000.
41:52Yeah.
41:54All right.
41:55Well, we're out of time, and I can't just stick a couple of quarters in the meter and get another
42:00hour.
42:01Believe me, I've tried.
42:02We'll see you next time, but don't forget, if you upload a video and it airs on the show, we'll
42:06send you an AFV t-shirt.
42:08So good night, everybody, and remember, send your video to me.
42:10You might win 20 Gs.
42:12Good night, y'all.
42:12Good night, y'all.
42:43Good night, y'all.
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