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00:00From Hollywood, it's Jimmy Kimmel Live.
00:04Tonight, James Marston, Darcy Carden,
00:08and music from Jeff Tweedy with the Klee Tones.
00:13And now, Jimmy Kimmel Live!
00:41It's very kind. I love you, too.
00:43And my throat's a little. I don't know.
00:46Something's going on with me.
00:47You have any allergy problems, Guillermo?
00:48No, no, nothing, Jimmy.
00:49You never have any of that, right?
00:51No, nothing.
00:51Your mustache acts as a filter for all of those allergies.
00:53Yeah, I'm all good.
00:55Well, I will tell you, I spent a lot of time this weekend
00:58thinking about, what's the name of that imbecile
01:02who runs the country?
01:03Donald Trump.
01:04Donald Trump.
01:05And I assume you saw what he posted about Robert Mueller
01:08over the weekend, which, you know, got me thinking.
01:11He lies so much.
01:12He lies like more than any human, not only have I ever met,
01:15any human I've ever even read about,
01:17more than any real or fictional person.
01:19Like today, for instance, you know,
01:21he gave Iran 48 hours to open the Strait of Hormuz
01:24before he would start bombing their power plants,
01:27and then he decided, you know what, I'm going to postpone that
01:30because, quote, I'm having very strong talks with Iran
01:35about ending the war.
01:36And then about an hour later, the Iranian government says,
01:39we've had no talks at all.
01:41He just makes things up.
01:42But then on Friday night, a former FBI director,
01:45Robert Mueller, passes away.
01:47And on Saturday, Trump posts, Robert Mueller just died.
01:51Good.
01:51I'm glad he's dead.
01:52He said he can no longer hurt innocent people,
01:55meaning him, I guess.
01:57Like, all of a sudden, he's had the truth bottled up for so long,
02:01it bursts out of him.
02:03It's been so much time has elapsed since the last time
02:05he said something true.
02:07He erupts.
02:08He just comes out with a death wish,
02:10which is an important reminder,
02:11because no matter how busy he is,
02:13President Trump will always carve out time
02:16to be a petty little bitch.
02:18And that's...
02:22Now, Robert Mueller, in addition to serving as FBI director
02:27under Obama and Bush, was a decorated veteran,
02:30a Marine who served in Vietnam.
02:31He earned a Purple Heart.
02:33And for rescuing a fellow Marine under fire,
02:36he was awarded a bronze star.
02:38Trump dodged Vietnam and wore bronzing cream.
02:41That's about all they have in common.
02:43And in case you're still wondering why your relatives
02:46who watch Fox News and nothing else
02:48still support this guy,
02:49it's because Fox News never even mentioned this post.
02:53If you get your news from Fox,
02:55you would never know what happened.
02:57But the rest of us do,
02:58and it was left to Trump's lackeys,
03:00like Treasury Secretary Scott Besson,
03:02to go out and clean up his mess.
03:04Do you think it's appropriate
03:05for the President of the United States
03:07to celebrate the death of an American citizen,
03:09someone who's a Bronze Star Purple Heart recipient
03:11and who served in Vietnam?
03:13Kristen, I was with the President
03:15in the green room at Davos,
03:16and there was a video playing of what may have been
03:20an illegal raid on his home at Mar-a-Lago.
03:23They are going through his wife's wardrobe.
03:27And I watched the look in his eye,
03:28and I think that neither one of us can understand
03:31what has been done to the President and to his family.
03:34That's right.
03:35Before you criticize a man for spitting on a hero's grave,
03:39try walking around in his shoes,
03:41which you will find in the closet at his country club
03:43next to a box of highly classified documents.
03:46By the way, it wasn't even Robert Mueller
03:49who ordered that illegal raid on Mar-a-Lago.
03:52It was Merrick Garland.
03:53He's a different person.
03:54The Mar-a-Lago search happened in 2022.
03:57The Mueller report came out in 2019.
03:59It had nothing to do with that.
04:01It was about Russian election interference.
04:03Trump's committed so many crimes now,
04:05they can't even keep who they hate straight anymore.
04:09And didn't Trump and his Buttkiss Brigade
04:12claim repeatedly that Robert Mueller's report exonerated him?
04:17The Mueller report, which exonerated totally.
04:20There was no collusion after all that.
04:22The Mueller report came out,
04:23and it was a complete exoneration.
04:26Remember the Mueller report?
04:28Oh, the Mueller report.
04:29I was totally exonerated.
04:31This president was exonerated by the Mueller report.
04:34The Mueller report eventually basically exonerated him.
04:37The Mueller report came out exonerating him essentially.
04:40He exonerates the former president.
04:42The Mueller report basically exonerated the former president.
04:44He was exonerated.
04:45Yeah, sure.
04:46Basically, essentially, more or less.
04:49And now that Robert Mueller is dead,
04:51he can no longer exonerate innocent people.
04:54And the thing about this is, the thing that makes it so deeply childish is,
04:58Trump didn't have to say anything.
05:00He could have just said nothing,
05:01same way he's been doing with the Trump-Epstein files all along.
05:05He could have kept his mouth shut.
05:07I have to say, I'm getting worried about the president.
05:10Something's wrong with him.
05:11Something is even wronger with him than it was a year ago.
05:14He appeared to fall asleep again on live TV today.
05:18And did you see him going up the stairs to Air Force One?
05:40He blamed those on Joe Biden, too.
05:43Guillermo, do you think we'll ever win a Peabody Award?
05:45I don't think so.
05:47I don't think so.
05:47I don't think so.
05:48Those of you who are visiting us tonight from elsewhere know that the airport
05:52is not a place you want to be right now.
05:54This is the scene today at Hartsfield-Jackson in Atlanta
05:57where wait times to get through security were reported to be four hours long.
06:02So on Saturday, Trump unveiled his plan to solve this problem he created.
06:07He wrote, if the radical left Democrats don't immediately sign an agreement
06:12to let our country, in particular our airports, be free and safe again,
06:16I will move our brilliant and patriotic ICE agents to the airports
06:20where they will do security like no one has ever seen before.
06:24I'm okay with doing security the old way, the way we have seen it before, iceless.
06:30And of course, this announcement that he'd be deploying ICE agents to airports
06:34caught officials at the Department of Homeland Security by surprise.
06:38He didn't bother to tell any. One DHS official told CBS,
06:41I have no idea what we're doing.
06:43And neither does he. So welcome to the club.
06:47ICE agents reported for duty at 14 airports today.
06:52And by the way, if you're wondering how all these brilliant ideas
06:55seem to magically pop into his head, he came up with this one
06:58a day after Clay Travis floated it on Fox News.
07:02Clay Travis said the idea was pitched by a caller into his radio show,
07:07which means it's very possible the president got this idea from Linda in Arizona.
07:14But he's still saying it was me.
07:16What do I deal with that?
07:17We're dealing really...
07:21Mine. That was mine.
07:23That was like the paperclip. You know the story of the paperclip?
07:27182 years ago, a man discovered the paperclip.
07:31It was so simple.
07:32And everybody that looked at it say, why didn't I think of that?
07:36Ice was my idea.
07:40It's funny to watch someone brag about a terrible idea, right?
07:44Remember shoes made out of banana peels? That was me.
07:47That was my thing.
07:49Somehow Trump has found a way to make the airport even worse than it was.
07:52When do you think was the last time he was even on a commercial flight or in an airport?
07:581989?
07:59Snakes have been on a plane more recently than Donald Trump.
08:03The good news is in that stressful times often give way to unexpected beauty.
08:08In this case, for the folks waiting in line at the airport in Atlanta, it was live music.
08:24I know when I'm stranded in an airport for four hours, my first thought is I wish someone would play
08:30the hits of Natasha Bedingfield on the violin.
08:36So, the Senate Majority Leader John Thune gave Trump a proposal yesterday that would have restarted pay for TSA agents
08:44while this ICE funding is figured out in a separate bill.
08:47But the president shot that down.
08:49So, when you and your children are using Cinnabons for pillows in the Delta terminal next weekend, you can thank
08:55Donald J. Trump for that.
08:57And this was a doozy from, of all people, Elon Musk, who wrote, I would like to offer to pay
09:03the salaries of TSA personnel during this funding impasse that is negatively affecting the lives of so many Americans at
09:10airports throughout the country.
09:12She thinks maybe you could start with paying the hundreds of TSA workers you doged last year just for starters.
09:18And the good news is, all the tumult did not stop the president from playing golf this weekend, which made
09:27me nostalgic for this classic tweet from 2016, which reads,
09:32While our wonderful president was out playing golf all day, the TSA is falling apart just like our government airports
09:39a total disaster.
09:41Oh, who said that?
09:42Oh, Donald Trump said that.
09:43How about that?
09:44Man, oh, man.
09:45If Donald Trump ever met President Trump, he would hate him.
09:49We are now on week four of Trump's excursion into Iran.
09:54He said it would last four or five weeks, but there appears to be no end in sight.
09:59Iran is preventing ships from passing through the Strait of Hormuz, which is a major artery.
10:04About 20% of the world's oil goes through it.
10:06It's a key shipping route for food that feeds more than 100 million people in that area.
10:11Apparently, this strategy of shutting down the Strait was a surprise to the Trump administration.
10:16But don't worry.
10:17He's got a plan to open it and control it.
10:21We have more moves.
10:21Who's going to be in control of that?
10:23That will be opened very soon, if this works.
10:25How soon?
10:26And who is in control of it?
10:27Will Iran still be able to control the world?
10:30Be jointly controlled.
10:32Thanks.
10:34Maybe me.
10:35Maybe me.
10:36Maybe me.
10:36Me and the Ayatollah, whoever the Ayatollah is.
10:40That's right.
10:41Me and my new Ayatollah bro-mania are going to control it.
10:45And then we're going to open a bagel shop together.
10:48As soon as we get our $200 billion from Congress.
10:52If the war is ending, do you still need $200 billion?
10:56We, uh, it's always nice to have.
11:01Asking Trump if he still needs $200 billion is like asking the cookie monster if he has
11:06room for dessert.
11:07The answer is always yes.
11:08It seems very clear that he's shooting from the hip on this war.
11:12He claims he's been talking to a top person in Iran and that there are major points of
11:17agreement, but he doesn't say who that top person is.
11:20And Iran says there have been no calls and no dialogue at all.
11:23He wrote, I am pleased to report that the United States of America and the country of
11:28Iran have had over the last two days very good and productive conversation.
11:32He is pleased to report this.
11:34Detailed and constructed conversations which will continue throughout the week.
11:39And that's which with a pointy hat, okay?
11:43He said we're with Iran and the English language.
11:46He had to delete that and redo it, but he did nail the spelling on this post.
11:51He wrote, now with the death of Iran, the greatest enemy America has is the radical left,
11:56highly incompetent Democrat Party.
11:58I, every day he sounds more like a comic book villain.
12:02We are, we're like one post away from him threatening to poison Gotham City.
12:06And with all the, the corporate capitulation we see every day, all the cowardice.
12:11I was glad to hear that the White House will not play host to the reigning NBA champions.
12:17The Oklahoma City Thunder announced they will not visit the White House due to what they described as a timing
12:25issue.
12:26They, it was a timing issue.
12:28They will be available to visit the White House in two years and ten months.
12:34You know, we have the, um, a new number one movie in America, a big one.
12:39Ryan Gosling's new space adventure, Project Hail Mary, made more than $80 million this weekend.
12:45It is the biggest opening for a film released by Amazon ever, even bigger than the Melania documentary.
12:51And whenever there's a blockbuster about, we ask our movie star-loving pal Yaya to review it.
12:56And here he is again, Yaya, talking about the movie Project Hail Mary.
13:05Action! Hi, it's me, Yaya, I talk about the new movie behind me, the movie called Borg, Borg, Jeannette, uh,
13:15Haley, Haley Mary.
13:20That's the movie, talk about NASA, action movie.
13:23You know, like moon movie, I got picture with the second guy, he go to the moon.
13:29His name, Baba, old guy.
13:31The guy, his name, Ryan Gosling.
13:34Is Ryan, very, very sexy man.
13:37Sexy glasses, sexy hair, sexy eyes, sexy beard, sexy noise, sexy for everything.
13:43And his wife, really wife, I got picture with her, Eva Longoria, right?
13:49Uh, he's in the movie with the lady with the bank car, Blunt.
13:56Her name, Marcus Ruby.
13:58Yeah.
13:58Ryan is also in the romantic movie.
14:01He kiss the lady in the rain, and they have a lot of sex.
14:05He did the movie with the lady, Amistrom.
14:08Dance in the freeway, like a sound of music.
14:12You know, I don't know which freeway, maybe 10, maybe one 10, maybe four or five, maybe five.
14:20So, I met an alien.
14:22He meet the alien in the moon.
14:24His name, Rocky.
14:26Like Sylvester Stallone.
14:27I got the guy in the movie with Rocky, Carl Walsh.
14:33And he talk with him, become friend with him.
14:36Let's find you a voice.
14:38Oh, my God.
14:39Hi, guy.
14:40No.
14:40God bless you.
14:41You famous?
14:42It's close enough.
14:43Go see the movie.
14:45It's a good movie.
14:46It's Ryan, sexy man.
14:49It's, uh, I love it.
14:51I don't see it.
14:52Let's go watch it.
14:56Oh, you didn't see it?
14:59Carl Walsh.
15:00All right.
15:00We got a good show tonight.
15:02Darcy Cardin is here.
15:03We have music from Jeff Tweedy, and we'll be right back with James Marsden.
15:07So stick it out.
15:16Hi, and welcome back to the show tonight.
15:18A very funny woman.
15:19She has a new show with Will Forte called Sunny Nights.
15:23Darcy Cardin is with us tonight.
15:25And then later, he is a four-time Grammy Award winner.
15:29This is his album, Twilight Override.
15:31Music from the great Jeff Tweedy tonight.
15:34We have, um, let's see, who do we have on the show this week?
15:38We got new shows with Niall Horan, Elizabeth Banks, David Cross, Jimmy O. Yang,
15:44Aaron Moriarty will be here, Charlie Puth will be here, and Coco Jones, too.
15:48So join us for all that.
15:49Our first guest tonight has been an ex-president and an ex-man.
15:54His new time travel comedy, Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice,
15:58premieres Friday on Hulu.
16:00Please welcome James Marsden.
16:17James, it's very good to see you. Thanks for coming.
16:19Good to see you, too, Jimmy.
16:20You know, I, um, I have something I have to talk to you about.
16:23Because I was excited to see the, uh, teaser for the Avengers.
16:28And, uh, you are there as Cyclops, blasting everything with your,
16:33you know, your Cyclops goggles or whatever. And yet...
16:38Cyclops goggles or whatever.
16:39Yeah. I felt a sense of, um, confusion and betrayal.
16:46Yeah? Why, why, why, why is that?
16:48Because the last time you were here in January of 2025,
16:51I peppered you with questions about this.
16:54Are you part of the Avengers? Are, is Cyclops in it?
16:57And you, um...
16:59Well, let's, let's see what you, you said.
17:02Uh, no.
17:04Hey.
17:09Very shifty.
17:11Very, very shifty.
17:12Not a very good liar.
17:13Not a very good liar.
17:15Let's look at that even slower.
17:17Uh, no.
17:21That's me calculating as fast as I can what I can or cannot say about that.
17:28So you will admit that you lied to me and, more importantly,
17:32to America, to the United States of America.
17:33I was being coy.
17:35I was being coy and, yeah.
17:37I mean, I've learned these movies, you can't say anything.
17:40You can't say anything.
17:41So you were threatened by Marvel.
17:42Are you endangered?
17:43I was threatened by litigation by Marvel.
17:46Did you really get a threat?
17:47Did they sit you down and do that thing or is it...
17:50I forget what the question was.
17:51Did you say, are you in it?
17:52I said something about the Cyclops, um, you know,
17:56the visor that you wear, yeah.
17:58I mean, what do you say?
17:59What do you say?
18:00Do you say flat-out maybe?
18:00I say no.
18:01Sadly, I am not in the Marvel movie.
18:04Uh, I would love to be in it.
18:06And if I am in it, I'll tell everyone immediately.
18:10Sounds very honest of you.
18:12For a long time, I tried to start a rumor
18:15that I was playing Kraven the Hunter, the Spider-Man villain.
18:18Yeah.
18:18And weirdly, a solid group of people believe that.
18:22I mean, you know what Kraven looks like?
18:24I think he's got a big muscular.
18:25He's got a...
18:26Like you.
18:27Yeah, like me.
18:28Like, similar to me.
18:29But that didn't really go over so well.
18:32So you are in it.
18:33Now I'm here to tell the truth.
18:34Yeah.
18:34Now, were you...
18:35Sorry, I lied.
18:37Just old-faced lie on yourself.
18:38Did this come out of the blue
18:39or were there hints all along that this might happen?
18:43I think there were hints.
18:44I mean, for the longest time, I had no idea.
18:47I mean, it wasn't until not too long ago.
18:51I feel like I'm lying now.
18:53I feel like I'm the worst.
18:55I'm a terrible liar.
18:56I'm bad at telling the truth.
18:57I'm like the guy who starts telling the truth,
19:00and it sounds like a lie.
19:01The concept of lying terrifies me so much
19:04that actually telling the truth...
19:05You ever do that?
19:06If you're bad at lying and telling the truth,
19:08what does that leave in between?
19:10Just being quiet?
19:11Just a shroud of mystery, I guess.
19:13Okay, don't be nervous.
19:15You're in a...
19:16You know, this is a friendly group here,
19:17and we won't...
19:18This doesn't go out of this room, okay?
19:21So you said you were...
19:23You had her tale that this might happen.
19:26Yeah.
19:26Yeah, but I didn't believe it until it actually happened
19:28because there was chat...
19:30There was chat about it for years.
19:31I see.
19:32For years.
19:32The last movie I did was Days of Future Past,
19:35and that was just a cameo,
19:36but 2006 was the third X-Men.
19:38So, you know, I haven't reversed...
19:41I haven't gone back in time, aging-wise.
19:43I've gotten older, so I'm like, at some point,
19:44you're like, well, I'm not gonna be able to do this again, right?
19:48I don't know.
19:48I think you might be able, like...
19:50I don't know, you look a little bit younger
19:52than the last time I saw you.
19:53You might be doing something weird.
19:55Maybe I'm just telling the truth.
19:56Did you have any concerns about, like, the, you know,
19:59the costume and that kind of stuff?
20:00Yeah, of course.
20:01Yeah.
20:01Yeah, of course.
20:02Would I fit in it?
20:03Would...
20:04What would it, you know, look like?
20:05I mean, I can tell everybody now,
20:08because it's...
20:08Everyone's seen it.
20:09The original X-Men Cyclops costume from the comics,
20:13which was pretty cool.
20:14Yeah, it is like the original one, which is fun.
20:16Yeah.
20:17Yeah, because I think the first time around, they felt like,
20:19oh, we have to make this different.
20:20We have to do something new.
20:22And then people want to see the costume
20:24that they saw in the comic book.
20:27Right.
20:27And that's his kind of iconic pose from the comic.
20:30Yeah.
20:30Very cool.
20:31But yeah, the first movies where we were just in black leather,
20:34that we were very, very tight,
20:36and we couldn't really...
20:37Very restricted.
20:38We couldn't move around.
20:39In fact, Hugh and I, I think the first day of filming,
20:41we had to jump over a little retaining wall
20:43outside the Statue of Liberty, and we both were tripping over it.
20:47And...
20:47I mean, no joke.
20:48There's a video online of us doing this,
20:50and just like, okay, we're fired.
20:53That's it.
20:54You know, you just don't feel like a superhero in these.
20:56But then I put this on, felt very cool, you know,
20:59felt very proud.
20:59And then the visor goes on.
21:01I'm like, oh, yeah, I can't...
21:02I can't see again.
21:03Yeah.
21:04Oh, yeah, you can't...
21:05You can't really see through the visor.
21:07There's a few of them.
21:08One lights up,
21:08and one you can kind of see a little bit through, but...
21:10Yeah, because it's like wearing sunglasses
21:12in a situation where you shouldn't wear sunglasses.
21:14Yeah, and there's a slit about like this
21:16for me to look through, and...
21:17You were at your most vulnerable
21:19dressed as a superhero, really.
21:21Yes.
21:21That's kind of what I'm getting at, yes.
21:23Now, another alum from the X-Men
21:26is Olivia Munn, who was here a couple weeks ago.
21:30Right.
21:30And told us a very interesting story
21:32about you guys growing up together in Oklahoma.
21:35Well, sort of.
21:36We're both from Oklahoma.
21:37We both went to the same high school.
21:39I'm a bit older than she is,
21:40so I graduated, you know, long before she did.
21:43She was friends with my sister.
21:44Right.
21:46And I remember having some success.
21:48I moved to L.A.,
21:49and I was on a TV show for a little bit,
21:51but I came back to Oklahoma to like, you know,
21:53see my family, and my sister said,
21:55hey, you want to come, you know,
21:58have dinner with me and some high school girlfriends?
22:00I was like, oh, okay, sure, sure, sure.
22:01So we went to this place called Bennigan's.
22:02It was like an Applebee's kind of place or whatever.
22:05Yeah, yeah, you know what?
22:06I bought them all cheese sticks.
22:07It was great.
22:08Yeah.
22:09You were a big shot at Bennigan's.
22:10You were a big shot at Bennigan's.
22:11Yeah.
22:12Bought my mom a mattress.
22:13That was the baller move.
22:15She said, you bought your mom a mattress,
22:17and they couldn't believe it.
22:19Yeah, yeah.
22:20We didn't come from much.
22:23We didn't come from much.
22:24But yeah, it was relative success.
22:26I'm buying my mom a mattress, not a new house.
22:28When did you get it in your head?
22:30You know what?
22:30I'm going to buy my mom a mattress.
22:32Mom, you've been good to me.
22:34I mean, guess what?
22:37You want a Celia or a Serta?
22:42Your pick, mama.
22:44And now you and Olivia are on your friends and neighbors together, which is crazy.
22:49There's a photo of us at that Bennigan's dinner, and it's somewhere.
22:53I think neither one of us wanted to come out.
22:56But yeah, she came up to me years later at one of those GQ Men of the Year parties.
23:01And obviously, she's beautiful, like very pretty.
23:03And she came up and said, hi, you don't remember me, but I know you from PC North.
23:08That's my high school, our high school we went to.
23:10I said, I don't know you.
23:11I would have remembered.
23:13You know?
23:13And she said, I'm friends with Jennifer, your sister.
23:15I'm like, what?
23:16We went to dinner Bennigans years ago.
23:18Anyway, it's just this weird.
23:20And now we're in the show together and we're kind of, you know, kind of maybe, maybe romantically
23:25linked.
23:25Look at me.
23:26I'm lying again.
23:30Maybe romantically linked.
23:31You might buy a mattress together on the show.
23:33Who knows?
23:34Maybe.
23:35All right.
23:35We'll see how it goes.
23:36We're going to take a break.
23:38James Marsden is here.
23:40His movie is called Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice.
23:50Who's this?
23:51It's chloroform.
23:52Chlor what?
23:53You don't know what chloroform is?
23:55Should I know what chloroform is?
23:56Have you ever seen a movie?
23:57Yeah.
23:57I've seen many movies.
23:58And have you ever seen a movie with chloroform in it?
24:00I don't know.
24:01Okay.
24:01What's your favorite genre?
24:03What's your go to genre?
24:04Horror.
24:05Okay.
24:05Have you seen him use chloroform in a movie?
24:07A musical?
24:07Okay.
24:08Just listen to me.
24:08You're going to ring the doorbell.
24:09Somebody's going to answer the door before they can get out a single word.
24:12You take that rag that's soaked in that **** and you cover their nose and their mouth.
24:16Oh, that's chloroform.
24:18That's chloroform?
24:19You could have just said the wet rag thing.
24:20Maybe easier.
24:21I don't know the technical term for it.
24:22Okay, fine.
24:23Great.
24:24That is Vince Vaughn and James Marsden in Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice.
24:30There's nobody like Vince Vaughn, right?
24:32No.
24:32I mean, you guys seem to have really good chemistry together.
24:35That was actually the first scene we shot of the movie.
24:37Oh, was it?
24:37Yeah.
24:38So we got in the car.
24:38It was all mostly written.
24:40But, you know, Vince likes to kind of, you know, get off the book and improv here and
24:43there.
24:44So I was like, okay, don't mess this up.
24:49He's very quick, very smart.
24:50And you just like, you know, that was us sort of improv-ing.
24:52And you play a guy who's not very quick or very smart.
24:56No.
24:56And that's my golden rule of improv.
24:58If you don't know what to say, just play dumb.
25:00Be the dumb guy?
25:01Yeah.
25:01Just be the dumb guy.
25:02That's the smart thing for a dumb guy to figure out.
25:04Right?
25:04Yeah.
25:05You, um...
25:06So the movie is a combination of, like, multiple genres.
25:11Is that correct to say?
25:12It is wild.
25:12It is a full-on action movie, uh, comedy, time traveling.
25:17Vince plays his current self and his future self.
25:21Mobster thrown in there.
25:22Mobsters, yeah.
25:23Mobster who doesn't know what chloroform is.
25:24Real good mobsters.
25:27And, um, and, uh, and you're also another personal connection that I wanted to mention
25:34is, um, with Jon Hamm that you have.
25:37And is Vince a part of this?
25:38Because you and Jon Hamm, who, with whom you're in, you're friends and neighbors.
25:42Yes, yes.
25:43Are in a fantasy football league together.
25:45Fantasy football league, yes.
25:46That's right, yes.
25:47This is a celebrity, exclusively celebrity fantasy football league, or no?
25:51I think there's one or two who aren't.
25:53Okay.
25:53But for the most part, it's...
25:55And are they looked down upon in the group?
25:57They are.
25:57Are they defeated, like, less than?
25:58They're made to feel...
25:59They know they're lesser than.
26:01And they're made to feel lesser than even more.
26:03Because Jon is in a, uh, uh, league with my cousin Sal.
26:08Oh, yeah?
26:08And he is the only celebrity in that league.
26:10So he's, you know, yeah.
26:12Oh, okay.
26:12So there's a lot of focus on him there.
26:14Oh, that's him trying to ground himself.
26:17That's him trying to...
26:18And every man, right?
26:19Maybe so.
26:20Yeah, no, no.
26:21Who are...
26:21Who is in...
26:22Who's the lineup?
26:23Can you say who's in the league with you?
26:24Am I allowed to?
26:25I'm basically the entire Marvel roster.
26:27Oh, oh, great.
26:29I mean, so, yeah.
26:30Oh, so by just naming these people, we can figure out who's still in the Marvel movies and
26:34who is.
26:35Are you gonna see if I can lie to you again?
26:38How long have you been in this league?
26:39About 12 years.
26:41Okay, 12 years.
26:42Yeah.
26:42So how did it become the Marvel lineup if it was 12 years ago?
26:47Well, it was, uh, Chris Evans, who I've known for a while, he reached out and asked
26:52if I wanted to be into, are you into fantasy football?
26:54Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll join.
26:55And then I was really into it at the time and still into it.
26:59But then it just came to kind of get...
27:00It just kept growing.
27:02So we just kept getting more and more people.
27:04Like who?
27:04Like who's in it?
27:06I don't know.
27:08Who wins?
27:08Who's...
27:10Who's the best player?
27:12Um, Chris is very good.
27:14Okay.
27:15Yeah, Chris is, Chris is, Chris is very good.
27:17Should I start naming their Marvel names?
27:19Who...
27:19Who are the worst players?
27:21Yeah, sure.
27:21Like, yeah.
27:23Uh, I won two years in a row and got second two years in a row, so that was good.
27:27But this was a couple of years ago.
27:28So wait, you're the best player then, right?
27:30I'm the one with the most time on his hands, I think.
27:33It is a colossal waste of time.
27:35What is the prize?
27:36And I think they're busy.
27:38Uh, yeah, we always save these high numbers for the buy-in, but no one ever really pays.
27:45More about, uh, what do we do for the loser?
27:47What happens, what happens to him?
27:49What does happen to the loser?
27:50I can't say.
27:52Is it really bad?
27:53That is the truth.
27:54Is it, is it sexually oriented?
27:59No.
28:02Okay.
28:02All right.
28:03And...
28:04That's what they call in Hollywood a callback.
28:07Well...
28:07What about Paradise?
28:09Uh, you as the president, are you still in any way alive on that show?
28:13I'm, uh, I'm alive in flashback, yes.
28:16Okay.
28:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:17The very first episode of the first season, I'm dead as can be.
28:20Yeah, right.
28:21And then the whole thing's told in flashbacks.
28:23So, and then the show was a success, and they were like, you want to come back and be...
28:26Alive?
28:27Dead or alive?
28:28Yeah, so I'm, I'm back.
28:29This is why people have been comparing you to Jesus.
28:32I was wondering what it was.
28:34Oh.
28:34It does seem that's all I do nowadays, which is dying.
28:37You come back to life.
28:39I do.
28:39Well, happy Easter.
28:41And, um...
28:42It's very good to see you.
28:44Good to see you, too.
28:44We're gonna determine, on your next appearance, what you said here, what was true, and what
28:49was false.
28:49Okay?
28:50Right.
28:50Well, yeah, I, I hope I didn't lie too much.
28:53Oh, I hope so, too.
28:54I just withheld the truth.
28:55Is withholding the truth a lie?
28:57Yes.
28:57Okay.
28:58Guillermo, is it?
28:59Is it?
29:00Yes.
29:00Oh, yeah, yeah.
29:02He does it all the time.
29:03All right.
29:03Well, uh, you gotta watch, uh, Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice.
29:08It premieres Friday on Hulu, and your friends and neighbors returns to Apple TV April 3rd.
29:13The very busy James Marsden, everybody.
29:15We'll be back.
29:16All right, thanks for having me.
29:22This week on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
29:25Niall Horan, Charlie Poo, Jimmy O. Yang, Aaron Moriarty, David Cross, and Elizabeth Banks.
29:43Hi there, welcome back
29:44We have music from Jeff Tweedy coming up
29:46You know our next guest has the all-knowing entity
29:49Janet from The Good Place Now
29:51She is in the skin business
29:53She teams up with Will Forte
29:54As spray tan selling siblings in Sunny Nights
29:57Phil, come here
30:00Theoretically, between you and me
30:02If we can get this guy to stop being such a B-word
30:05How quickly can we get that loan?
30:08Typically mortgage approvals take about seven days
30:10Okay, seven days isn't going to work
30:12Do better
30:14Can I ask what the loan is for?
30:16Sure
30:18He's being blackmailed
30:24No, but he really is
30:27We need you to do us a solid
30:31Sunny Nights is on
30:32Hello now
30:32Please welcome Darcy Cardin
30:52It's very good to see you
30:53You were here a couple of weeks ago
30:54You did a little song with Will Forte
30:56I did do a little song
30:57And my kids happened to be here that night
30:59And they were very, very, very excited to meet you
31:03I felt the same way
31:04My daughter was so excited, in fact
31:06That she went home and drew a tattoo that you have on your arm
31:10On her arm
31:11She drew this when we were at the beach
31:14She doesn't have a skin condition, don't worry
31:15And if she does, if she does, there are things that can fix that, you know
31:19Yeah, that is my tattoo
31:20Should I show you?
31:21Oh yeah, sure
31:22Yours doesn't have sand on it, huh?
31:24Yeah, that's the three arrows
31:27Yeah, the three arrows
31:28That represents what?
31:30This represents my siblings
31:31One, two, three siblings
31:32My maiden name is Erican
31:35Which is hard to pronounce
31:36So a family joke was that everybody would say Arrow Can
31:39So my mom would draw these little arrows
31:41And my siblings and I decided to get them as tattoos
31:44My two sisters and a brother
31:46And I made an appointment
31:47We were going to see Stash in Oakland
31:50A guy named Stash
31:51Oh really?
31:52Hi Stash
31:52Hi Stash
31:53He's like a famous tattoo guy?
31:54I don't know
31:55Oh
31:55And then on the day of, my brother was like
32:00Wait, are you guys seriously going to do that?
32:02No, I'm not doing it
32:02So just the sisters got it, not the brother
32:05Oh
32:05Yeah
32:06He backed out
32:07He backed out
32:08Has he always been like that?
32:10He is, he's like a lone wolf, yeah
32:11He's like, he likes to sort of march to the beat of his own drum
32:17Tattoo-less
32:18Yeah
32:18He's tattoo-less
32:19Now, I will tell you that Will Forte
32:21Yeah
32:21Said he thinks of you now as a sister
32:24After playing your brother on the show
32:27So maybe he'll get the tattoo
32:28I think he would
32:29Actually, Will Forte and I would absolutely get matching tattoos
32:31What would your real brother think
32:33If Will Forte got the brother tattooed
32:35And by the way
32:37And by the way, my brother's name is Will
32:39Is Will?
32:41Interesting
32:42Yeah
32:42He would, he would, he would go like this
32:44And this would only, this will only
32:46You will only laugh if you know him
32:47And I don't think any of you know him
32:48But he would go like this
32:50Huh
32:51Thank you, thank you
32:52My sisters are home laughing right now
32:53How often do you see them?
32:54Do you go back home?
32:55Actually, I see them a lot
32:56I saw, I was home in the Bay Area this last weekend
32:59To see my niece Georgia in the musical Shrek
33:03Yeah, that's right
33:04Oh, that's right
33:05How old is Georgia?
33:07She's 10
33:08She's 10
33:09Yeah, and I can get you tickets if you want to see it
33:12Who did she play?
33:13I guess not
33:14She played Little Bear
33:15Like the three bears
33:16She was like, there was Mommy Bear, Daddy Bear, and Baby Bear
33:19Uh-huh
33:19She was Little Bear
33:20How was it?
33:21It was great
33:22And yeah, it was three hours
33:24No
33:25But they just didn't cut any of the songs
33:27And there's a lot of good songs in there
33:28Was it seriously three hours long?
33:30Yes, and I loved it
33:31And I'm smiling about it right now
33:33Did you know going in it was three hours?
33:36No, and I was so glad it was three hours
33:39Did you wish it was longer than three hours?
33:41I could have stayed for even four
33:43What about five?
33:45At five, would you have gone?
33:45Five, I might have gone like
33:46You got home, yeah
33:47Yeah, yeah, yeah
33:48A three-hour children's musical
33:50Tour
33:50Yes
33:51That is astonishing
33:52It was great
33:53Wow
33:54I'm smiling about it
33:55You must really love Georgia
33:56I do love Georgia
33:57Yeah
33:57She's such a good little actress
33:58You and Will Forte, as I mentioned in the intro, was another one you can't help but love, right?
34:04For sure
34:04The best, the best, the best, the best
34:06You guys play, you're trying to sell spray tan in Australia
34:11Yeah
34:12Which is just funny to start with
34:13I know, I know
34:14It was such a, oh God, it was such a fun show
34:16We got to live in Australia
34:18You did, right
34:19Yeah, it was, we are really, everybody here watch it
34:23Because we want a season two because we want to go back to Australia so bad
34:26And the show's really good
34:28You loved Australia
34:29Will loved Australia too, he had a great time
34:31Living there is a whole different thing than just visiting, right?
34:34Yeah, we really like, we really became one with the culture
34:38We were like, we loved our crew, we loved our cast
34:41Everybody was Australian, we had some people from New Zealand
34:44But
34:44Yeah, Australia's filled with them, right?
34:46It's almost like they live there
34:48It's nuts
34:49Yeah, I, we, you know, we tried to like get the accent down, didn't nail it
34:56Will is actually, I hope he's not watching this because I'm going to tell you something
34:59He's really bad at the accent
35:03He's really bad at the accent
35:04He doesn't know he's bad at it?
35:05I don't, he's, he's doing like a full Crocodile Dundee like, eh, I, oh yeah
35:10Like he's bad
35:12If we had to do the accents in the show, we would be screwed
35:15Did you get to like explore the, the country and go around?
35:19Yes, we went hiking in the Blue Mountains, we went like snorkeling in the Great Barrier Reef
35:23It was, it was really incredible
35:24Oh, that's fantastic
35:26Yeah
35:26You did these things all together?
35:28We, I mean, he, okay, so he's a, here's something about Will
35:30Another thing about Will, I'll talk about Will all day
35:32He made a deal with himself that he was going to get 20,000 steps a day that year
35:39And he succeeded beyond
35:41That's a lot of steps
35:42That's so many steps
35:43And so, um, we would, so, so walking became a big part of my life as well
35:48Because we were doing the show together
35:50And, and one day he decided, he, he makes these deals with himself
35:55He decided he wanted to get 50,000 steps in a day
35:59That is so many steps, you guys
36:02And, um, and he, he mapped it all out
36:04And he knew he would get to this one beach at this, at a certain time
36:07So he said, why don't you and Jason, husband Jason, hi Jason
36:09Meet me there and we'll get dinner
36:11So he walked the entire day
36:14He got 50,000 steps
36:16We met him at this really nice restaurant
36:18And he was wearing like leggings and t-shirt and sweat marks and like a headband
36:24And we were like, let's just go home
36:26We don't have to worry about, you know, we don't have to go to this dinner
36:28And he, and he took off his little backpack and had a change of clothes in the backpack
36:32Got changed on the street right in front of the restaurant
36:36He had like, he had like walk brain or something
36:40And then we ate a big steak and had a glass of wine and it was lovely
36:44Wow
36:44Yeah
36:4450,000 steps
36:46That might be more than anyone's ever taken in a, in a day
36:49He, I, I know I probably should have looked up how many miles that is
36:52But it is so, does anybody know?
36:54No, we don't know, we'll look it up later
36:55And you travel a lot because you do the, a show on HGTV as well, right?
36:59I do, yes
37:00I do a show on HGTV called Wild Vacation Rentals with Sherry Cola
37:03It's really fun
37:04Um, we go to different, like Airbnb vacation rental places that, that are very unique
37:10So
37:11Are they wild, these vacation rentals?
37:12Jimmy, they are so wild
37:14They're like, we were in a, um, a missile silo that was below, 60 feet below the ground
37:21People rent that out?
37:22People rent it out
37:22We were in a, a, a, like this, a place that was carved into the side of a cave
37:27We were in a tree house
37:28We, we, we were in a potato
37:30I'm not kidding, a potato, it looks like a potato, it was a potato
37:33It was a potato
37:33I thought they were joking and then we pulled up and it was a potato
37:35How big was a potato?
37:37Okay, it was big
37:37It wasn't like a potato, but it was a potato
37:39It wasn't like a potato
37:40It was into a regular sized potato
37:42No, but it was small, but it was big, but it wasn't a potato
37:45It wasn't
37:47It was big, but not big enough is what I'm hearing
37:49Right, right, a one, a one bedroom potato
37:51Uh-huh, all right
37:52Check it out
37:53Well, it's great to see you
37:55It's so good to see you
37:55Uh, the show is called Sunny Nights, you can watch it on Hulu now
37:59And, um, your HGTV show, what's the title of it again?
38:02Wild Vacation Rentals
38:03Wild, it's really wild
38:04It's really wild
38:05It's really wild
38:05Darcy Cardin, everybody, we'll be back with Jeff Tweedy
38:14Thanks to James Marsden and Darcy Cardin
38:16Apologies to Matt Damon
38:17We ran out of time for him
38:19Nightline is next
38:20But first, his album Twilight Override is out now
38:24Here with the song
38:25Lou Reed was my babysitter
38:27Jeff Tweedy
38:40I want to sweat next to you
38:43Sweat next to you
38:45With a sticky copper sucker on my shoes
38:49Cause rock and roll you're never gonna lose
38:52I want you to dance into me
38:59Spill my drink
39:01I want to feel the kick
39:03Kicking in my teeth
39:04My bleeding heart
39:07Waiting to the beat
39:12Look out
39:29I want you to blow smoke in my eyes
39:33Smoke in my eyes
39:34I want to shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
39:38Cause rock and roll ain't never gonna die
39:42Not as long as you and I
39:48Cause rock and roll is dead
39:52The dead don't die
39:56The dead don't die
39:58The dead don't die
39:58The dead don't die
40:05The dead don't die
40:07The dead don't die
40:08The dead don't die
40:09The dead don't die
40:14Look out
40:35I want to feel everything
40:38I want to feel everything
40:40I want to feel everything
40:41I want to listen to the idiots say
40:44Until I can't feel anything
40:50Let's rock and roll
40:52The dead
40:54The dead don't die
40:58The dead don't die
41:00The dead don't die
41:01The dead don't die
41:02The dead don't die
41:07The dead don't die
41:09The dead don't die
41:10The dead don't die
41:11The dead don't die
41:12The dead don't die
41:13The dead don't die
41:17Look out
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