00:05www.mesmerism.info
00:05Oh, we're finally doing this, are we?
00:07Cos I was going to make a sandwich.
00:13Ok.
00:15Let's do it.
00:20What do I think about heroes?
00:23Well...
00:23We've all seen them, haven't we?
00:25Swanning about the place
00:27with their disproportionately
00:29high cheekbones and comically
00:31massive weapons.
00:32Wanker.
00:34Roughing up bandits, cos they like to
00:36rough up bandits, don't they?
00:39Living it up with the common folk
00:41every single night.
00:44On a day-to-day basis,
00:45I'd say the two heroes meet someone
00:47who is breaking new ground with fruit,
00:48with veg on the agricultural side of things.
00:51Just look at them.
00:52Not wafting around
00:54mythical creatures.
00:57And that's what they are.
00:59Wafters.
01:01You see, I'm not here
01:02to slay legendary beasts.
01:05I'm here
01:06to conquer the vegetable.
01:08Not a euphemism.
01:10Let's face it.
01:11The age of heroes is over.
01:13This is the age of innovation.
01:16This, if you will,
01:17is the age of death.
01:20One moment.
01:30This is awkward.
01:31This is awkward.
01:32Yeah.
01:49Oh, f-
01:50Oh, f-
01:57Oh, f-
02:00Oh, f-
02:06You're not here.
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