00:00Good evening, I'm Jeremy Donaldson.
00:03Our main story's tonight.
00:04But first, the votes are in and it's a decisive win for advance.
00:08What do you make of this historic election result?
00:11So perhaps we should all celebrate?
00:13Except for the rich.
00:14I mean, a lawyer and a TV personality running the country.
00:17Seriously?
00:18We've had worse.
00:18And what does the future look like to you?
00:20A bleak space where we've all been figuratively sodomized into submission.
00:24Let's have a go with this old democracy thing.
00:26Okay.
00:27And here we bally well are.
00:28Good stuff.
00:30A mysterious symbol has appeared overnight.
00:33Could this be the gentleman's first move of a silent resistance movement?
00:36Yeah, f*** the government.
00:38F*** the boss.
00:39F*** Peter Clement.
00:40There were some piss-outs who just don't know how to be.
00:44And an attempt was made to censor the pseudogonics.
00:48What?
00:48Are you joking?
00:49We're only getting started.
00:52No disrupt.
00:54No resistance.
00:56Oh, Alex.
00:57You're going to get me in trouble with that.
00:59Your channel is a f***ing disgrace.
01:01I'm sorry.
01:02It's very hard.
01:04But before you have your four freedoms,
01:06should we ask to whom we're hanging over?
01:08Please, we can't just cut to the ads.
01:12Give us a hug.
01:15If you fire a single shot...
01:19Initial estimates put the death toll into the millions.
01:26Mr. Blunderkatch.
01:27I understand you're upset, but...
01:29I'm upset.
01:29Jesus.
01:31F***.
01:31Just not around.
01:32Good job, everybody.
01:34You're up to an eastern...
01:38Well, if that doesn't distract you from the world outside,
01:41I don't know what will.
01:43That's all coming up on tonight's...
01:45National Nighting News.
01:49National Anthem.
01:49Go vorbei.
01:58You're up to an私.
01:58All you need to do is use.
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